ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite poster? Ru

>>8936021
sord

>>8936021
Jiji.

>>8936021
Bones

>>8936021
sorrddd

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>>8936021
(That's a hard one but Skitts is deffo up there)

>Ollie: get ye a burner phone
>Try to call up some people who might have an interest in science and/or conspiracies.

>>8935942
>Big Pidove goes down
>Not without having hit first both Ruffles and Agger

>>8935906
>Small Pidove has been slowly Tackled
>0 Atk Shieldon Tackle vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Pidove: 5-6 (15.1 - 18.1%) -- possible 6HKO
>Small Pidove is still taunted, and uses Gust

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>>8935807
>>8935970
>Wizard: Find a battle.
(If someone wants to use this as a time to get a battle in or w/e go for it otherwise I can GM a battle.)

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>>8936096
... hello?
>>8936021
(Gladi. I don't think anyone expects a different answer from me.)

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>>8936146
Ey, you're with Catalyst, right?
I got some documents you might wanna take a look at. IP's already got copies but you might be able to make something out of 'em anyway.

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>>8936127
>Chuck a chicken finger at the Ayyy
EAT AT KFCS DAMNIT

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>Gooey's papers are finally finished
>She is now a member of the international police
>Happy slug dragon noises

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>>8936241
Welcome to the force.
I look forward to our work,
First job as partners.

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>>8936204
Avast yon blackguard!

>toss cat at the chicken tendies man

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>>8936204
>Shoot finger beam at smelly KFC man.
Why?

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>>8936119
>Another miss from the small Pidove
>Agger tries to Tackle it again

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>>8936127
..what th-

>>8936329
>LOUD STARTLED MIAOU-ING.
>Attempt to latch onto the closest body part

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>>8936373
You can do it, Agger!
>Ruffles: be ready to jump in if this fight goes south, use Double Team again.

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>>8936329
>>8936358
Hey, I'm just trying to get promoted!
>Send out Tyrantrum (60)
>>8936411
>The closest body part was Tyrantrum's head.
>Tyrantrum slams its head into the ground - Tyrantrum used Head Smash!
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Head Smash vs. 252 HP / 0- Def Meowth: 804-946 (643.2 - 756.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>8936373
>Tackle too slow for moderately fast bird
>Taunt has worn off
>The Pidove uses Leer

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>>8936491
>gulps internally
>Sword Dace
HAVE AT YE FIEND!

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>shelmet finshes pushing all the rocks outside
>he looks proudly at his work
>and goes back inside the cave
My job is done lady
A job well done

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>>8936411
Oh.
>>8936491
Oh, that's bad.
>Nasty Plot.
>>8936644
Be careful.

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>>8936609
>Agger: leered upon

>>8936444
>Cheerful and extremely encouraging birdbro
>+1 Atk
>Agger goes for Tackle again, he must not fail

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>>8936292
So do I.
I'm looking forward to working together, and helping people.
>Gooey receives a badge and band
>Sticks the badge onto her assault vest, and slips on the band
>Smiles
I wonder if they have any work available right now.

>>8936762
>+1 0 Atk Shieldon Tackle vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Pidove: 6-8 (18.1 - 24.2%) -- 85.9% chance to 4HKO after hail damage
>Small bird at 58%
>Pidove uses Quick Attack on Agger

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>>8936491
>Cat: be done a frighten.
>Scramble onto its back and use Bite
252+ Atk Technician Meowth Bite vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tyrantrum: 16-19 (8.5 - 10.1%) -- possibly the worst move ever

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>>8936644
>>8936675
If I win you gotta buy one of our popcorn chicken buckets.
>Francis pulls out one of said buckets, waggling his eyebrows
>>8936841
>You bite one of the solid plates, dealing no damage.
>GJ
Ugh, Tyrantrum, get the alien!
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Head Smash vs. 212 HP / 0 Def Beheeyem: 258-304 (106.1 - 125.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8936882
I really sh-
>KO.

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>>8936882
WHY DOTH EVERYONE WE FIGHT BE NEIGH INVULNERABLE?

>Fancy Buffed Retaliate

+2 0+ Atk Honedge Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tyrantrum: 13-16 (6.9 - 8.5%) -- possibly the worst move ever

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>>8936822
>0 Atk Pidove Quick Attack vs. -1 0 HP / 0 Def Shieldon: 1-2 (3.4 - 6.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>It crits
>It does not hurt much
>Agger has only one thing in his mind and that's beating the angry bird, with the Tackles

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>>8936882
KFC sucks.
>Alakazam uses Disable.
>Head Smash is Disabled for 1-8 turns.

>>8936969
*Wrong move, that's SS not retali

+2 0+ Atk Honedge Retaliate vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tyrantrum on a critical hit: 11-13 (5.8 - 6.9%) -- possibly the worst move ever

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>>8936882
>Fucc.
>Angery cat: Scratch the piss out of this lizards back.
252+ Atk Silk Scarf Technician Meowth Fury Swipes (5 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tyrantrum: 20-30 (10.6 - 16%) -- possible 7HKO

>>8936969
I don't know!

>>8936990
>Pidove at 34%
>It's panicking just a little
>It uses Leer

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>>8937121
>Again with the back plates
>>8937120
>>8936969
>Tyrantrum stares down the sword and huffs, getting ready to use H-
>>8937113
Damnit lady, who invited you?
>Switch Tyrantrum out for Noivern
Noivern, the Meowth?
252 SpA Choice Specs Noivern Hurricane vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Meowth: 1015-1195 (812 - 956%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>8937177
>It somehow Leered itself
>-1 Def
>PANIC

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>>8937113
BLESS YE FAIR MAIDEN OF DISTANT LANDS

>>8937121
COULDST THOU FIGURE IT OUT?

>>8937217
AWAY FLAME-HAIRED POLYESTER BEAST! WE WANT NONE OF YOUR GREASY FOWL.

+2 0+ Atk Honedge Slash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Noivern: 21-25 (11 - 13.1%) -- possible 8HKO

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>>8937113
You look cool
>smooch

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>>8937217
God why.
>Fury swipes the stupid bat dragon thing.
252+ Atk Silk Scarf Technician Meowth Fury Swipes (5 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Noivern: 60-75 (31.5 - 39.4%) -- approx. 96% chance to 3HKO

>>8937284
Maybe later??

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>>8937276
>Agger is almost laughing
>TACKLE

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>>8937217
>attempt to kidnap kfc Man

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>>8937284
>You slashed its tail
>Nice way to grab its attention
252 SpA Choice Specs Noivern Hurricane vs. 0 HP / 220 SpD Eviolite Honedge: 120-141 (153.8 - 180.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Sure you do, KFC is great.
>>8937349
>Attempted to scratch the flying dragon
>GJ, you missed.
>>8937378
Hey, knock it off.
>Francis sends out Ampharos (Shiny) to deal with the Drifloon
>Second to last number Thunder.
252+ SpA Mold Breaker Ampharos-Mega Thunder vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Drifloon: 648-764 (392.7 - 463%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8937377
>Agger tripped and Tackled himself
>Not much damage but it is embarrassing

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>>8937439
Damnable worm! Your foul lot stole mine sire! Thou shalt not steal my appitite as well!

...Oh! Or the cat. The cat is nice too.

+2 0+ Atk Honedge Slash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Noivern: 21-25 (11 - 13.1%) -- possible 8HKO

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>>8937439
...You know what.
>Sack of coins: get.
>Sling that shit at fashion disaster mans face as hard as you can.

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>>8937439
>Smooch the kfc man

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WHATS THE DEAL WITH BUGS!
ITS LIKE
YA EAT EM
AND THEN THEYRE DEAD

>>8937485
>Pidove tries a last stand
>Quick Attack

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>>8937500
You keep saying that buuuuut...
>Dubs
>Cue angry wyvern
252 SpA Choice Specs Noivern Hurricane vs. 0 HP / 220 SpD Honedge: 173-204 (216.2 - 255%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8937519
>Tilt head to the side enough the it whizzes by
That's rude.
>>8937557
Oh. Hello.
>Smooch the bug

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>>8937519
Fair attempt, but mayhaps the the giant dragon be a better target?

>>8937589
>Sord: dodge
>do a little mattador thing with your tassle at the Hurricane
Ha! Like the bite of a flea

>Slash again!
>And Again! And Again! This is the only move that even scratches it.
+2 0+ Atk Honedge Slash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Noivern: 21-25 (11 - 13.1%) -- possible 8HKO

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>>8937589
HEY! I'M TELLIN JOKES HERE.
WHAT'S THE RUSH KIDDO?
AIN'T IT A NICE DAY?
>THE JOKEMASTER uses Sunny Day!

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>>8937580
>Agger is no longer laughing
>Tackle
>If anyone were to ever run out of Tackle PP, it would be Agger

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>>8937589
>shocked
>someone smooched back
Friend.
Friend.
>smooch and runs away

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>>8937589
..Yeah okay.
>Cat: make obscene gesture at the living ketchup stain
>Attempt to slice up the stupid bat again
252+ Atk Silk Scarf Technician Meowth Fury Swipes (5 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Noivern: 60-75 (31.5 - 39.4%) -- approx. 96% chance to 3HKO

>>8937674
On it.

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>>8937674
>>8937816
>Noivern at 21% health
Just. Hit. It. Already.
>252 SpA Choice Specs Noivern Hurricane vs. 0 HP / 220 SpD Honedge: 173-204 (216.2 - 255%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8937678
.. okay?
>>8937730
Bye~.

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>>8937686
>Ruffles: keep cheering
You can do it! I know you can!
>Still ready to intervene with a sneeky Rock Throw just in case by some freak event the fight goes pear-shaped for Agger.

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>>8937849
SO! A CACNEA WALKS INTA THE DESERT
BE SAYS
WHYS THERE SO MUCH SAND
HE GETS KILLED IMMEDIATELY BY A BUNCHA FIRE TYPES
>LV50
>THE JOKEMASTER uses Solar Beam.
0- SpA Carnivine Solar Beam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Noivern: 8-10 (2.5 - 3.2%) -- possibly the worst move ever

>>8937686
>Pidove Lv10 down
>Agger gains 219 Exp
>Ruffles gains 40 Exp

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>>8937849
Ha! Thy dragon be almost as pathetic as thy dress!

>Retaliate like your unlife depends on it
>because it does

+2 0+ Atk Honedge Retaliate vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Noivern: 21-25 (11 - 13.1%) -- possible 8HKO

>>8937816
A fine hit gr- er- Creamalkin!

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>>8937849
>[Insert Reaper's ult line here]
>Fury swipes again.

>>8937935
Thanks.

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>>8937927
>Agger stands triumphantly
>Ruffles didn't see the selfTackling, didn't he?

>>8937860
>Look towards, and smile in victory

>>8937920
have fun getting ignored

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>>8937920
Not in the mood.
252+ SpA Mold Breaker Ampharos-Mega Dragon Pulse vs. 188 HP / 0 SpD Carnivine: 175-207 (101.1 - 119.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8937935
>>8937980
Fuck. I guess he needs glasses that aren't Choice Specs. Tyrantrum? Earthquake.
>Second to last number
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Meowth: 357-421 (364.2 - 429.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Honedge: 372-438 (465 - 547.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8938066
I WILL
>>8938079
MAN I THOUGHT I WAS PATHETIC
MY MOMMA SAID
GREYSON, YA CAN'T BE A COMEDIAN
SHE GOT EATEN BY A HOUNDOOM!!!
HAHAHAhahaha
>THE JOKEMASTER fights back tears.
>THE JOKEMASTER uses Power Whip on Tyrantrum!
252+ Atk Carnivine Power Whip vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Tyrantrum: 67-81 (35.8 - 43.3%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>8938018
>Ruffles: squawk loudly and cheerfully
You did it! You did it!
Way to go!
Let's go get some Berries and celebrate!
>Ruffles: Pic Related but with the refrigerator door, get Berry Juice and kick off some Real Dino Hours

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>>8938079
Thy mother doth preform improper oral actions in the Depths!

>Shadow Sneak the Dildosaur

+2 0+ Atk Honedge Shadow Sneak vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tyrantrum: 13-16 (6.9 - 8.5%) -- possibly the worst move ever

>>8938145
(Hey man you can't randomly hop into battles.)

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>>8938079
>Blah Blah claws.
252+ Atk Silk Scarf Technician Meowth Fury Swipes (5 hits) vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Tyrantrum: 20-30 (10.6 - 16%) -- possible 7HKO

>>8938145
..Are.. you alright?

i love women

>>8938188
>Crit calc
252+ Atk Silk Scarf Technician Meowth Fury Swipes (5 hits) vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Tyrantrum on a critical hit: 35-45 (18.7 - 24%) -- possible 5HKO

>>8938231
Faggot

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>>8938181
(aw fuck i wanted to introduce a character woops ok)
>>8938188
YES
>THE JOKEMASTER runs off.

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>>8938231
>smooch the anon
Friend.

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>>8938145
C'mon. This isn't your battle.
252+ SpA Mold Breaker Ampharos-Mega Dragon Pulse vs. 188 HP / 0 SpD Carnivine: 175-207 (101.1 - 119.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8938173
>>8938188
>Francis rolls his eyes and makes the "bla bla" motion with his hands
>Earthquake.
>Second to last number
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Meowth: 357-421 (364.2 - 429.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Honedge: 372-438 (465 - 547.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8938256
(I don't ,mind if you battle his Ampharos, but his Tyrantrum is already getting ganged up on. And he's having shit luck hitting anything so like. Whoops.)
(Ignore the Ampharos attack if you're having him run off. )

>>8938256
just avoid interacting with skitters shes an ass

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>>8938158
>Drink the Berry Juice, slowly
>Real Dino Hours is in session

>>8938300
>she
you done did it now anon

>>8938366
that was an accident
whoops

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>>8938294
>Sord: Shouldn't be alive right now
>How the fuck even
>I don't
>Wat
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW!

>Retaliate I guess idk?

+2 0+ Atk Honedge Retaliate vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Tyrantrum: 7-9 (3.7 - 4.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever

i love women

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>>8938309
That was really impressive, Agger.
Those Pidoves could barely put a scratch on you!
>Ruffles: acquire Berry Juice

>>8938389
i understand i catch myself doing it to people who arent even grills
but i dont think he gives a toss

>>8938447
gay

>>8938399
>sord retaliates against himself
>he's got some pent up self-loathing and needs to take it out sometimes

>>8938447
Some are bitchy but there some alright women existing
Don't let the shitty ones make you think all of them are like that

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So a Turtwig walks into a blacksmith's and asks fer an axe.
The blacksmith, see, he asks him if he's pissed off any bugs recently.
THE TURTLE GETS ROASTED ON THE SPOT!

>>8938621
That's the best joke you've told yet.

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>>8938621
Nice.

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>>8938621
Ayy!

>>8938675
>roost on

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>>8938659
>>8938675
Ay!
A Banette and a Marowak walk into a bar.

THEY FUCK IN THE BATHROOM!

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>>8938450
>Agger batters the face shield against a table, as if demonstrating it's durability
>Smiles
>On odddubs something bad happens

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>Ollie leans on the fourth wall.
A guy doesn't just axe a question to a Bug who burns Grass, huh?
>>8938705
Spooky.

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>>8938705
>>8938621
You funny
>would smooch but the thought of smooching a bug eating plant doesn't sound good

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>>8938705
...
>Cough™

>>8938702
Hey there. Clancy.

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>>8938837
>>8938850
AY! Don't even get me started on the pastebin.
So, a Croagunk walks into a bar.
AND HE'S TOO SHORT FER IT TO HIT 'EM!

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>>8938883
I should not have laughed.
Nevertheless, I giggled.
That was pretty good.

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>>8938705
...Nah, I ain't never heard'a nothin' like that.

>>8938877
Ay capo. Whass the word?

>>8938883
Ha! I's ain't seen that croagunk in... like half a year actually. Huh. Wonder what happened to it.

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>>8938914
>>8938923
Ay, yer a lot better than my momma, she's a real stiff when it comes to yuks.

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>>8938883
>Note taken
>Pastebin <-> Illuminati (????????????????????)

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>Shelldon soaks in a warm tub

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>>8938923
I've been laying backhaving some good time in alola
It's good to have some calm times despite missing everyone

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So a guy in a batter getup walks into a bar n' orders his drink.
He leaves...
Everyone's dead!
>>8939022
>Snoop.

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>>8938923
Bird, obviously.
I uh, finished up that thing you wanted.
>Hand bracelet up to the borbhat
I couldn't figure out what to put in it without it looking kinda.. weird.
Lapis and polished coral, with a blued stainless steel band. Shelldon'll probably like it a lot.

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>>8938949
Stiff eh? You's tried thawin' her out?

>>8939022
>lobster senses: tingling
>lobster status: safe

>>8939039
Oh fug. Didn' expect yous ta show up.

>>8939048
>lobster status: no longer safe
Ay! No pervin' on mah lobstah!

>>8939073
>>8939076
>flustered borb sounds
O-oh. Thanks boss. I ow's ya big. It looks poifect.

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>>8938742
Neat!
Maybe you can get Seb or John to help with keeping it shiny?
Or maybe we could train more later?

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>>8939022
>Very good soak
>Lobster: engage max relax mode

>>8939048
>Probably too relaxed to currently notice

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>>8939076
How are things going for you?
We didn't talk much but it's fun to know what happened to peiple i know

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>>8939076
Its comedic observation! I'm waitin' fer a thin to happen befer I make a joke.
An' no, I haven't tried thawin' her out, she's in the big fertilizer patch in the sky now.
>>8939193
Mhm, mhm, mhm...
>Spit Up: Notepad.
>Writin' down some yuks.

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>>8939019
>Kanabo: approach.
>Drop note from above the man,
>Climbing up the wall.

>"Hello there. Look up."
>"Boo. Did I get you, Walker?"
>How have you been, friend?

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>>8939201
I's got kicked ou- uh. Released from mah trainer. Went on a road trip. Ended up stuck in tha desert. Sold mah soul to a talking doll for free room and board. Guess I'm tech-nic-ally a slave now or somethin' bambino,

>>8939216
Don't be observin' mah aragosta marito
in his private moments! His privates be private.

>>8939193
>observe private lobster
>do not observe lobster privates
>that would be wrong

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>>8939150
Yeah, anytime.
Nahh, you don't owe me anything.
..maybe. I'll think about it.
Glad you like it though.

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>>8939186
>Expression of worry
>Begin rubbing face shield against chair leg as if he had something stuck in it
>Hammering noises can be hard outside

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>>8939216
>Sink under the water
>Relaxation levels: 200%

>>8939316
>Lobster belly up under the water

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>>8939358
It looks good now!
It's just that the trees we have here might not have enough bark.
Let's go check out that banging sound, okay?
>Rock Birb: investigate the thing and change the topic fast

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>>8939316
Comedic. Timin'.
>>8939375
Hm...
>More notes.
>Scratch out the ones about boiling pots of water.

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>>8939316
That's good
Here in alola i'm helping working with back massages
Gaining some good money
There sure are more accepting humans than before
And Pokemon with bad backs are common so i have a way to sustain myself

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>>8939320
Jus say the word and you's got it. I mean. Tech-nic-ally I was obliged to do that stuff anyway. But now I's got a moral imperitive. Tanks again.

>>8939375
>heavy bird breathing
>you know how birds breathe really fast?
>that but hard

>>8939484
Seed. Eatin'.

>>8939495
Ay, good to hears it. Glad you's gotchur self set up all right proper. Wass fuggin' up all they's backs?

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>>8939267
>SPIED UPON
>PANIC
HOW DID YOU...
...Anabel sent you?

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>>8939517
Just old humans and pokemon
They say that my massages makes them feel younger
It's pretty fun and i get to lay back and have a good and calm life

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>>8939447
>Follow bib birdbro
>The sound seems to be coming from the back

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>>8939517
>>8939375
Hello clancy and you too shelldon
>>8939484
And you...
Who are you?
Are you a new friend?

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>>8939540
>"I work with her, sir."
>"You were mentioned in passing,"
>"So, I came to chat."

>"My name is Kanabo, sir."
>"Ex-League, local eyes,"
>"Worked for ex-Chief Thorpe himself."

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>Meanwhile, outside the station
>Thump
>Thump
>Thump
>Thump

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>>8939606
>Head pops up from under water
Oh...
Hello Clover.

>>8939484
>Awkward stare and wave
Uh...hello?

>>8939517
>Walk over
>Give him the "italian" greeting
Hey there.
How are you doing?

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>>8939517
I got a load of seed ya can eat if yer that randy.
>>8939606
HOWDY!
I'm Grayson Ian Conroy. Jus' Gray's good.
>>8939650
Hey, hun. You're Lobeautiful.
Crabeautiful? Crus-achin' my heart, hun.

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>>8939584
>Ruffles: form a plan!
I'll peek out, and then we'll both go out together, okay?
>>8939636
>slowly peek...
>Presumably it doesn't look like Invaders From Another Dimension, so he bounces out into the open?
Hello? Hello? What's going on?

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>>8939631
>Composing oneself
>Notes taken
>Thorpe --> Frogs (confirmed)
A spy with experience, I see. One good enough to get through Scott and Huxley unseen.

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>>8939606
Ay amico

>>8939650
>"italian greeting" moist lobster
Doin' alright. I's uh, got somethin special to give you's. I's was thinkin' 'bout makin it a Chrissmass thing or somethin' but uh, way things been 'round here I didn't wanna take a chance
>awkward birb shuffles
>reach into feather floof and feel around for the Wak-Brand Bracelet
>was planning on a bit more romantic setting when he handed over the bracelet
>and there not being a comedic plant in the cast- WAIT HOW DID THE PLAT GET IN THE CASTLE

>>8939665
First of alls, you ain't mah lobster. I ain't eatin' nothin that comes outta you. Secondly, hows did you get in here?

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>>8939665
>Angery watching at newcomer making moves on your girlfriend

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>>8939746
Y'know I think my real ability is ruinin' things.
I'll jus'.
See myself out.
>Grayson: out.

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>>8939650
You seem to be having nice time
>>8939665
Hello gray
>she eagerly grabs and shakes his hand
You seem to be a nice guy and funny too
>>8939746
i amico to you too clancy
and what are you and shelldon doing?

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>>8939665
Uh...
>Awkward look
Okay...?

>>8939746
>Perks up
A gift?
>Watches birb dig around in floof

>>8939828
Yeah. Pretty relaxed right now.

>>8939804
lol bye

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>>8939702
>Installing what seems to be a log of wood composite
Just the solution to the tree bark problem.
Is Agger there?

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>>8939804
I's don't. Wait what. Who even are you again?

>>8939828
I'm tryin' to give a gift but first of all how did we's get a comedian plant in here?

>>8939775
Uh. Was he's a friend of yours?

>>8939872
>Birb: Produce Masterwork Wak-Brand Bracelet
>...In the bathroom full of other people
>not quite the romantic moment you were going for
>Still works, fug it
I's hope you like it. I-i know it ain't somma that designer stuff but uh... yeah. *ahem*

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>>8939775
Hello honey
>she huggs max and kisses him on the cheek
Did you see our new fri-
>>8939804
O
There he goes
>waves bye gray

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>>8939732
>"Scott was tricky, yes."
>"Huxley would have been aware,"
>"Had I ill intent."

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>>8939892
>Ruffles' little eyes light up.
Agger, Agger!
Come see! Come see!
It's for you!
>Ruffles dances around excitedly, and flaps up to the top of the pole.

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>>8939517
I'll.. get you on it some other time. You got lobster stuff to do.
Or be done by, I suppose.
>Bonehead: retreat to the basement

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>>8939940
>Birb calming down engage
I saw him
What was the deal with him

>>8939925
NO

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>>8940010
>Toss tongs.
Hey you've base-ically got an armory down here.

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>>8939925
>Lobster takes the bracelet
Wow.
Wow...
It's lovely.
>Try it on
Uh...t-thanks. Thanks a lot.
>Happily hug bird
>Remember, happy hugs are snug hugs

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>>8939872
That's pretty nice
>she smiles
I think the berries will be fully grown tomorrow
>>8939925
I don't know maybe he found thus place by accident
>>8940045
I don't know
But he was funny

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>>8939947
>Slightly calmer
Huxley is not exactly IP regulation, you know. I adopted him because you never know something malicious may jump on you.
Since you seem to be everywhere and nowhere, what have you seen recently?

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>>8940045
How'd he get in? Was he with dat knight guy that got sucked up by the unown that time?

>>8940056
>plant in the wakshop noises
YOU'S MIGHT WANNA DUCK BAMBINO

>>8940115
>hug: is snug
>snug hug best hug
>happy birb noises

>>8940124
>head pops from under pile of lobster hugs
That seems to happen a lot more than yous'd think for bein' in the literal middle of tha desert.

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>>8939984
>Agger trots in
>Faster trotting towards the pole

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>>8940056
>Master Tong: Catch and send your projectile of choice back where it came from.
That's the idea, yes.
Now, if you don't mind, I'd rather not clean scorch marks off the floor.

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>>8940197
>Hug a little tighter
>Rub birb back with big meaty claws
Thank you.

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>>8940245
>Miss.
Y'sure yer th- Nevermind, hey, slick, I can hook ya up with some 'a that fancy bauxite crap you smithy types need.
Lots of that crap in Sinnoh.
What'cha say?

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>>8940196
>Froggo scribbles fast.
>Everything he says he writes.
>Meme arrows: assumed?

No five-alarm fires,
No open conflict between
Groups where I have friends.
Still, there is tension.
On guard most of yesterday.
Nacrene. False alarm.
If you didn't know,
I'm 'non-regulation' too.
Regardless, I'm here.

blowjobs for swords

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>>8940124
AND NOW HE IS GONE
GOOD

>>8940197
WE NEED TO CHECK THE WALLS FOR ANY HOLES

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>>8940289
..Huh. Must be having an off day.
Anyways uh, I've got plenty of aluminum, buuut.. I suppose it never hurts to have surplus.
What do you want for it?

>>8940348
..?

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>>8940319
>Notes, notes..
>Nacrene -> Artist revolt soon (?)
>IP Pokemon Training Regime -> Against Dark Types (???) -> Alakazam Cabal (?????)
The IP needs to realize that their training regimes are putting them at a risk, too many Psychics ready to take over for the NWO.

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Hey, Scizor here. Man I fuckin' hate Sinnoh.
How do you activate this mega shit by yourself? It don't work ever since I left my old group.

>>8940535
Narcissism, my man.

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>>8940417
Honey It's okay, i don't think he was dangerous you don't have to worry about him

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>>8940535
gay thoughts dude
the gayer the more effective

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>>8940270
>birb: become birblanket again
>as is your natural state
>between blanket mode and steel-crushing lobster hugs there's basically just a red white and black hug ball
Anytime amico.

>>8940348
...Wrong group bambino, that's the cat and the alien.

>>8940417
>he says still in full ball form
You's got it. Where you's want me?

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>>8940551
>>8940579
Quit bsin' me. How do you do it?

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>>8940516
My skills, near-ideal,
In an anti-Psychic role.
Hit first, hard, and last.

As for Nacrene, friend,
Bluster. Threats that never bloomed.
For that, I am glad.

What's your specialty,
If it's not too rude to ask,
Here and in the field?

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>>8940635
Mega stones and a Keystone to activate it. Keystones are generally socketed into an accessory, sometimes in held objects.

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>>8940208
>>8939984
>Adorable
>Utterly adorable
Hey Ruffles, can you tell me how many trees had an unfortunate case of the Agger in need of polishing?

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>>8940635
Megastone. Get the Keystone. Use together.
>sludge wave away

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>>8940635
Hey
Do i know you?
I reminded me of someone i met before

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>>8940554
INFILTRATORS ARE NOT ALLOWED

>>8940602
I'LL CHECK THE NORTH WALLS
YOU THE SOUTH WALLS
>Angery flapping away checking for any hidden entrances

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>>8940674
Umm...
>Protobirb counting on protoclaws
Twelve? Thirteen? I forget but it was about that many.

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>>8940671
>>8940689
I got the Megastone and I got the Keystone. Problem is I can't get it to mega me. The point of the old group was to get the person under you to mega you.
Hence, no group = no mega shit.
>>8940707
Not unless someone from the old group dug themselves out of hell. Name's Ace. Leader of the long defunct Scizor Rangers.

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>>8940602
...
>Glance over at warm, steamy tub
You uh...want to take a soak?
It's pretty cozy.

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>>8940635
who says im bsing you
only hardcore truth here
t guy that got turned into a kicken chicken and mega evod himself
gotta have the two stones tho

>>8940732
fuck off no one wants you back

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>>8940732
..It..shooould work. Is the keystone loose/unsocketed or damaged in any way?
Because that might cause problems if the latter, and I'm not entirely sure if they work without some sort of focus, for the first.

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>>8940732
Oh i heard of that now i remember there was one called C it was a long while ago when i met her and she disappeared
You remunded me of her that's just it
Maybe you need a partner to do a mega evolution

>>8940710
Arright, I'll get on i-

>>8940748
Eeeh, I'll catch up with him.
Sounds good.

>>8940732
(Discord is in agreement that you coming back is Bad For The Thread.)

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>>8940732
>sludge wave back in
>plop goes the sneaky seaweed
Huh. Haven't heard of anything like that before. Your certain the stone hasn't been tampered with?

>>8940844
(That's some advanced-level shitposting there champ)

>>8940807
you fuck off

>>8940844
you stop impersonating ray and also fuck off

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>>8940844
(Hey, how about you fuck off and stop impersonating actually important people, shitbag?)

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>>8940710
Okay...
>she backs down a little
Just don't overwork yourself okay...

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>>8940824
(Also DRINK)

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>Roll to eat a Cosmoem.

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>>8940665
I can see why Thorpe specifically chose you. Maybe he knew, before he was silenced.
>Notepad is always out
>Scratch the above entry about Nacrene
>Nacrene -> Under threat -> Art haters/Burgh's enemies/Railway companies
I was in the Murders unit, before I got sent to do paperwork in the basement.
I suspect my boss, he is way too friendly to his Hypno.

>>8940844
>>8940807
(Could you please stop)

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>>8940824
>>8940884
>Gently drag bird into comfy tub
>Hug from behind, and relax
This is nice.

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>>8940889
Undercooked.
>Rolling to boil the Cosmoem.

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>>8940896
Thorpe knew many things.
Others, I was sent to learn.
Set his mind at ease.
As for the Hypno,
I see two ways one could read
Your statement on him.

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>>8940965
>Kidnap the cosmoem
>Roll for if he decides to curse Faba as well

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>>8940714
Well... that is not good.
At least Agger isn't going to rub down any more trees.
>Watch Agger still polishing the shield on the log
>He seems to be at the happiest.
So, had a good day?

>>8940807
(You fuck off)

>>8940844
(No we fucking didn't)

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>>8940965
>Acceptable Target sighted
>HA HA ITS CRIME TIME
>Don the Groucho Glasses of Masterful Deception
I'm gonna steal your beans, old man.
>Sneek+7
>Roll to steal beans with maximum prejudice

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>>8941000
>Well looks like Faba is getting a curse
>A powerful one
He who eats stars
Will never get far
Each bean he eats
Shall taste of defeat
They shall turn to ashes
And cause horrid rashes

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(I'm done saving the thread from shitposting for a while.)
>Faba goes into a coma from the recent bean ingestions and curse and whatever

(I hope that shitposter didn't drive ace's player away)
(I really hope not)

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>>8940929
>birb: become soup stock
>comfy bird sounds
Mm. Good jus' bein' around you's aragosta marito.

>>8941104
(He's in a better place now. With the glaceon that freaked out because guns, Joshua, the joke plant, and that guy that showed up in discord, changed his avatar 5 times, then vanished because he's scared of gays)

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>>8940998
That the Alakazam Cabal ordered that murder I was investigating and the Hypno is nothing but a pawn?
It's a possibility.

>>8941080
(RIP)

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>>8941080
(Ray here. Actually me this time instead of the resident shit-turtle trying to impersonate me.)
(Faba's a good fun antag, and I apologize if IC stuff came across as OOC hostility. )
>>8941133
(We had to introduce the "No Modern Weapons" rule explicitly because people went Literally Thermonuclear on 75% of the thread's characters at once at one point.)
(Joshua and Joke Plant I miss already.)

>>8941133
I hate myself for not being able to help them
I feel so useless
Everytime someone leaves i feel horrible and think it's my fault even if i'm almost never a part of the reason why a poster leave

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>>8941113
>Platonically snuggle birb in tub
So...uh...anything in mind you want to do?

par im so tired

>>8941289
me too

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>>8941254
(Yeah, I know. Especially the last part. At least some of them stick around. Sometimes.)

>>8941260
>roll to supress lewd thoughts
H-heh. Uh. Not much. Anythin' you's was feelin?

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>>8941190
Not quite what I meant.
I thought hypnosis plus grudge,
That or 'relations'.
I know no 'cabal',
Though I know conspiracies,
Info-brokers, too.

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>>8941323
>>8941260
>watch.

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>>8941323
>Gently massage bird
>Platonically
Maybe explore somewhere together?
I think that would be fun.
Like, an underground hot spring, and stuff like that.

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>>8941323
>attempt to not think of lewd: failed
>birblush engaged

>>8941399
>lock window
>close blinds

>>8941416
>DEFINITELY PLATONIC roll over and snuggle into the lobster chest
>because he stronk
Sounds good. Gotta be some kinda somethin' left down in the old mines. Or we's could hit up around the old settlements that's around the area. Onna them's gotta have a spring somewheres, else they got one helluva sewage bill.

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>>8941416
>>8941323
I think i'll go to the other room and let you two alone while i wait for max to come back down

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>>8941495
>roll to sting
>fug off

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>>8941504
Alright.

>>8941495
>Massage just a liiiitttle harder
Yeah. I think that would be f-

>>8941526
>Concern
You okay?

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>>8941359
The Alakazam Cabal, the shadow government behind the E4, the biggest conspiracy of all. And it kicked me out to the basement.
Which info-brokers?

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>>8941526
>Stung by the narco jelly
>amygdala: in overdrive
WHAT THE FAK ILL FAKKIN EAT YOUS BABBEHS
>slam window shut
>[ANGRY BIRB SOUNDS]

>>8941567
...Sure. One thing tho.
>"Italian greating" the lobster
>non-platonically

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>>8941636
>Flustering
Uh...thanks.
>Fidgets nervously
>Squeeze birb harder, platonically
I really don't know where to start, though...

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>Chillgrunt: Return to base and hand pokemon off to high command.
>Rolling for reward.

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Hope everyone is haaving a greaat night.

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>>8941742
>engage full on nuzzles
>like not even normal person level nuzzles
>like you ever see a pile of puppies when they all bunch up and like, flop and wiggle on eachother?
>because it's that
>it's puppy-level nuzzles
I's sure you'll thinka somethin to start with. Onna tha things I's like alot about you's.

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>>8941602
The Radioman.
The world forgot many things,
He remembered most.
He helped me recall,
Why I went on a mission,
Covert, off the books.

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>>8941002
Yeah! Yeah!
We fought a pair of Pidoves that thought we were too loud!

>>8941824
It was great! My friend got a thing for keeping good-looking and we got to battle and drink Berry Juice after!

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I have been informed that recently an alleged KIC employee leaked Pokeball encryption codes in here. I can reassure you, none of those codes are valid, either leaked during my predecessor's administration or fake.
I'm Francoise Guillaume, manager of the Pokeball Factory of the Kalosian Industrial Conglomerate and patron of the arts, and you can ask me anything.

>>8941882
Hey I have interest in pokeballs.
Would you know how to restore an old Fast Ball?

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>>8941879
Thaat's greaat news! Looking good is importaant!

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>>8941903
These kind of custom pokeballs are typically sent back to the builder as they use custom tooling and materials, though I can assure you, the pokeball artisan in house are more than capable of restoring your Fast Ball.

Next question?

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>>8941830
>Lobster: receive nuzzles
>Platonic thoughts
Uh...
S-sure. T-hanks.
Maybe a c-cave near the volcano?
Think there would be hot springs there?

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>>8941882
This is kind of a stupid question but how easy is it to make your own pokeball?
Me and a few friends have dissembled some and working with the more mechanically apt we've got some interesting ideas on the table.

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>>8941908
Yep! He's got a big post for polishing his faceplate on!
He's a Steel-type, so that's really important!
I'm gonna preen a bit and maybe see if I can finagle the shower to work like my human friends do.
(OMG that image is adorable, totally saved)

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>>8942001
How can I make myself immune to being caught by balls without getting caught beforehand or..."chipped"?

>>8942001
Via my own improper timing my question was drowned out earlier. I am a Pokeball collector, and I have recently acquired a damaged Premier Ball. Can I receive tips and instructions on taking apart and restoring a Pokeball? It does not need to be functional, it is merely for display purposes.

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>>8941838
>Notes:
>Alakazam Cabal already on the offensive
>Radioman --> Immune to psychic interference (???)
>Get tips from
>Thorpe -> Investigating Alakazam Cabal (???)
This is some juicy info you got there

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>>8936021
This one, cause nostalgia

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>Un-platonic thoughts
>Diverted only by Protective Thoughts
>still gonna kiss dat lobster cheek tho
Sounds good. You's sure it's safe tho? Dunno how well a water-type would be doin' out there. And I dunno what I's do without yous

>overwhelmed by sudden jelly-induced feel flood
>sob quietly on the lobster belly

>>8942126
Fuck me running, meant for >>8942004

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>>8942126
>Pat back in a comforting fatherly fashion
>Feel free to ignore this, Borb

>>8941903
>>8942005
>>8942069
(Is this really the same plot starter three times?)

>>8942186
yes

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>>8942185
>wakes up atop the Regigigas

>>8942186
(I'm the last guy and I had asked it earlier but got no response. I honestly didn't see the other two posters.)
(The beginnings bits of this plot were started earlier this month so it's not exactly a "plot starter" per se.)

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>>8942126
I'm sure it'll be fine.
I'll keep you safe. I promise.
>Comfort sobbing birb
>With a tight, snug hug

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>Icegrunt: Get paid.
>Head out to train and do some research.

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>>8942005
A simple pokeball can take a few hours for an inexperienced builder, more or less depending on the tooling, higher grade and specialty balls entire days, for example, a Master Ball takes weeks of constant work for my in-house team of Kurt trained pokeball artisans.

>>8942053
I'm afraid that the only method left in that case would be getting you registered in the PC system using still unreliable biometric methods, usually only used for incorporeal or hazardous material pokemon.
Unreliable, for now.

>>8942069
I recommend you Kurt's own book, "Mechanics of the Pokeball", which although it may not be entry level, it is the most detailed.

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>>8942084
>Kanabo leans in.
>Spy some interesting notes,
>Write some of your own.

Radioman is no psych.
He knows one who is,
Who can help with memory.
Thorpe sent me to infiltrate,
Check a major group.
They did not have what he feared.
As for juicy info, well,
Even Anabel
Hasn't asked for every piece.

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>>8942044
Okidoke! Remember the red knob is hot! Aand the blue one is cold!

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>>8942185
>borb: be pat
...Holy fug we really need to get these windows sealed.

>>8942266
>double dubs hug
>that's one hell of a hug
>Mood Swings: Be swinging
OH GAHD YOU'S PEOPLES ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS I LOVE YOUS SO M-HU-HUUUCH
>bury face in lobster shell
>be concerned about inability to control the volume of your voice
>is this what it's like to be Max?

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>>8942186
(Naaaaah. This is an established character posting disguised.)
>>8942291
Alright. I'll just look into it myself.
...What's the legality of using your own home made balls to catch pokemon?

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>Ollie's Fellow Grunt senses are tingling
>This may or may not be a good thing
>Try to find Fellow Grunt before he finds you, just in case they're looking to merc the scarfgrunt

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>>8941879
Guess lil Agger isn't really a fan of noise, hah.
>Fucks off for a bit

>>8942044
>Hears shower noises but is not alarmed

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>>8942307
>Notes, notes...
>Thorpe -> Misled (?)
>Radioman -> In contact with powerful psychs
This notepad is my livelihood, it contains every single piece of important info I receive.
What has Anabel not asked for yet?

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>>8942393
>No dice today, senpai.
>Rolling to acquire some useful things.

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>>8942357
>Pet the bird in an attempt at dadly comfort
>Leave through the Regi shaped hole in the wall you created
>Go pester you actual children
>>8942223
>Pat the bunny too

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>>8942357
>Bird is shouting
>Quite loudly
Woah. Uh...easy there.
>Rubs back
Well...uh...we are your friends. We won't leave you-
...
>"Love"
Oh. Uh...
...