RWBY/RT Trash General #400
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>3. Scorp is best
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well i was going to make a yang titfuck edition, but i suppose a scorp is fine too
>>8934130
Yang titfuck is also good
>>8934163
>>8934130
Neo titfuck is better
>>8934100
Scorp is doomed
BEST SHIP
>>8934376
More than likely yes, I'll love him while he's around
and probably after he's gone too
>>8934504
Debatable
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8911299/#8931979
>What if you had a dream when you sent time with your waifu and you guys didn't do anything sexual, you just enjoyed each other's company, and then you woke up?
Had that one before, but I think she turned me into a plant or something afterwards
Here's the one good Rwby cosplay at c2e2 this weekend.
>>8934780
>she turned me into a plant or something
Does anyone have that greentext about Jaune the plant?
>>8934780
Did she then masturbate over your plant body?
>>8935009
I think certain kind of people cosplay as cute characters in an attempt to ruin their image.
>>8935144
rude
>>8935144
That's very paranoid of you anon
>>8935144
>Harping on a competent Weiss cosplayer when there's a Rube porn cosplayer with multiple vag piercings out there.
Sure.
>>8934335
>Raven bit the popsicle
Did she bite Tai's dick?
>>8935284
>Rube porn cosplayer with multiple vag piercings out there
I keep hearing this but haven't seen it. Morbid curiosity's a bitch. You got a name?
>>8935330
No. Don't go looking. It's not worth it.
>>8935357
This feels like something I need to see myself.
Like blue waffle & all that shit was. I'm sure it ain't that bad.
>>8935248
Well people troll in real life too.
>>8935284
Are they at the very least cute? But anyway, until we see Rubys vagina we have no clue if she has vag piercings. We should ask RT to confirm just in case.
>>8935405
>Weiss cosplayer competently makes an entire dress with accessories and styled wig
>just to troll
>because they arent pretty enough to me
fuck off with that
>>8935405
>attractive
fuck. no.
>>8935481
Sue me for having standards. I don't rate the cosplay just for the outfit. Otherwise id also love overweight guys who cosplay as girls just because the outfit is competent.
>>8935489
Oh, then in that case she should fuck off too.
>>8935306
That's my fetish
what if someone threw a baseball at weiss's head by accident
>>8935908
She would sue them.
>>8936005
what if she got brain damage and no one else saw it happen but she was much nicer to people
>>8934527
I love dead/ background characters
Like Penny, Ruby, Nora, Roman and May
>>8935330
Here
>>8935306
She broke her teeth on it
>>8936074
>>8936182
Nah
>>8936138
Is that when she finally submit into bearing Taiyang's kid?
>>8936074
I'm more offended by everything above the waste to be honest. The vag just generates the usual distaste.
>>8936613
>the waste
Meant 'waist' obviously. Time to sleep I think.
What's her endgame?
>>8936865
to be a good doggo
>>8936865
To give your waifu the knot
>>8936934
TAKE THE KNOT!!!
>>8937004
Bless that man's innocence
Tell me a joke Weiss.
>>8937176
>her plotline in vol 4
Fuck you I told you it'd be May 1.
>>8937369
>wrong picture
>>8936074
OH GOD THAT NASTY
>>8937379
Nice
>>8937369
MAY?
>>8937479
MAY!
Any suggestions?
what if blake became a rapper but rapped about dumb shit like filing her taxes
>>8937897
I want Misa to draw Sun!
>>8937975
Perhaps she's still open for commissions
>>8938132
I'm attempting to translate the commissions page right now.
>>8937975
More Sun is always good
>>8937910
Where does Salem and Ozpin stand?
>>8939498
Absolutely no idea.
>>8939498
Opposite ends of the z axis. The z axis is the tinfoil hat axis in case you were wondering.
>>8939851
Creator of the chart here.
This is objectively the best answer.
Fuck you, Coeur
>>8936074
Good lord
>>8940586
Ha. I might finally check some of his stuff out. Which one is that from?
>>8940962
Professor Arc, latest chapter
>>8937159
>Meet my boyfriend
>>8940988
Got it. Thanks.
Secaz made something new with Weiss
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6009317
>>8941414
Secaz is still alive?
>>8941689
Yeah, his Tumblr just got nuked though because of Tumblr's new rule on 18+ material or something like that
>>8941819
>Tumblr's new rule on 18+ material
So like half of tumblr's gone then is it? Wow.
>>8942023
Don't take my word for it, it happened quite a while ago, maybe 6 months ago
>>8941414
in other words, new porn
Hold up, what happened to Bearr?
How many Faunus HAVEN'T been law-breaking scum in the show?
>>8940586
Hehe that's pretty funny honestly
>>8942789
Velvet.
>>8942881
velvet is a creep who takes photos of people and their belongings without their permission
>>8941414
It's not working for me
>>8942907
Neon is clearly on and distributes drugs
>>8941414
Kreamu is on finals, but this'll do for a few days
>>8942789
I was going to say one but then remembered she's Dry's oc.
>>8942789
>Blake is an ex-terrorist
>Sun is a thief
>Velvet is a patent thief
>Neon is a druggie
Neon's not exactly a criminal as far as we know, but she's still a degenerate.
I'm hoping the vacuo queen looks like this
>>8943325
shes going to end up looking like this
>>8943360
>The first body type that's not the same is hilariously fat
I could see it happening
>>8943325
Make it a cow Faunus
>>8943325
I want her to look rough as fuck, make her a bearded dragon faunus cover her in horns and scales
>>8941819
>his Tumblr just got nuked though because of Tumblr's new rule on 18+ material
that cant be right, Ive seen waay too much porn with RWBY in the last six months
>>8943325
I don't think we'll ever see her beyond that one silhouette
>>8943325
Oh shit is that the chick from Atlantis
>>8944141
yup
>>8937910
Ironwood is on it twice
>>8944339
Two seats
>>8943667
>You will never comfort a thicc cow lady after someone calls her a fat cow
Hello, RWBYg!
>>8944904
Fuck you
>>8944575
>Implying you ever would
>Implying some guy hotter than you wouldn't swoop in and fuck em.
>>8944922
Shhh let us dream
>>8944922
What if that's my fetish?
>Jaune was secretly a normie Chad the whole time.
>>8945335
>secretly
>>8945335
I'm still baffled how the fandom just never noticed it.
I guess the Cardin bullying did it, people latched onto it like mad even though that happening came with some many caveats and context that it's kind of meaningless.
>>8945407
It's the situation where fandom headcanon is more popular than actual canon to the point where people actually forget canon characterization
>JaunexOscar
>>8945554
Love it.
>>8945580
Gay porn aside that is actually some technical grappling.
>>8942955
Nope i finished on Friday. Mainly been grinding games with some friends and laying in bed with crazy migraines that i often get for the past few days.
Should the thighjob be facing a guy, or facing away from a guy. Should it be standing up? Or laying down?
Im not sure
>>8945666
Grappling is hot when you're not actually grappling.
>>8945666
>Two sweaty guys feeling each other up is hot when the actual viciousness is left out
Now all we need is Jaune slapping on a front head lock and making Oscar stare at his dick.
>>8945580
We need a version of this where Jaune lovingly sucks Oscar's cock
>>8945788
>6
>5'3-5'5
>>8945841
>Oscar sits in a chair
>Oscar lies down and Jaune sucks him off
>Jaune puts his legs up and wheelbarrows him
>Jaune bodily picks him up to face level.
>>8945864
>Jaune holds Oscar up against a wall
>Oscars legs sitting on his shoulders and wrapped around his head
>>8945864
>Jaune manhandling Oscar to please him.
>>8945788
>Spar goes wrong.
>Jaune accidentally hurts Oscar and to apologize he sucks his dick.
Where can I watch Fanservice without paying for first?
More gay Jaune shit? What will it take for you homos to stop! Why must you torture me like this?
>>8946093
>Arkos
>>8946093
I actually don't know if the RP faggotry or the actual faggotry is worse.
>>8946187
Arkos is best though! So let that put your mind at ease.
>>8946182
>Arkos
>>8945864
>>8945888
>>8945903
>>8945956
What if Jaune had Hamon?
>>8946458
Then he would be a Gouf pilot
>>8946458
>>8946493
>>8946493
Thats just a blue zaku!
>>8946560
>>8942881
>Walking copyright infringement both in and out of the show
>>8942789
Two. Neon and Velvet.
Tukson, although he reformed and became a model citizen, was still ex-White Fang.
>>8946981
>Tukson
False Advertising.
>>8946997
That is true, Mercposter. He did vastly overstate his range of books.
>>8946981
There's also the Faunus blacksmith who fixed up Jaunes armor and weaponry
>>8946981
How about Ghira, who seems to have left before White Fang became militarized.
>>8947010
And we all know he attacked first with no real genuine provocations too! Assault is an act valid to receiving self-defense after all. Degenerate faunus always try to sneak attack poor brown waifus.
>>8946981
Neon was probably high on three different controlled substances
>>8943667
If they make her a cow and give her bulls horns she better be female Gilgamesh to justify the idea.
>Bitch goes to war with Mantle because they killed Enkidu during one of the first rebellion riots
Fuck, they could also make her Iron Fan Princess at this point.
>>8947218
It is more amusing for me to imagine that the Neon we saw was completely sober. Neon on drugs or alcohol, meanwhile, would be a force of nature.
>>8946458
Wot if your waifu never showed up again. Not in the show, not in chibi, not in any other forms of content; no one ever mentions them or adresses their absence in-universe or among Rooster Teeth themselves, refusing to acknowledge her prior existence or any fan questions regarding her?
>>8947690
Then who will be the main villain?
>>8947711
We would simply return to the status quo.
I lowkey get off on how much hate rwby gets. It's like no matter how much of a fanbase it gains, the internet will be right there to hate it. That's kind of beautiful
>>8947690
I'm pretty sure that Glynda ain't coming back anytime soon.
>>8947727
The self-righteous fans who act like RWBY doesn't deserve hate are the best. They're like even dumber SAO fans
>>8947718
Misa please. Cinder can't replace her boss.
>>8948051
is this what neo was doing in volume 4?
>>8948105
Plotting her revenge.
Which side of the Syrian civil war does your waifu support?
Why are Arkosfags so delusional?
Anybody got genderbent Coco pics?
>>8948626
Why would you want to ruin a good thing
IS
THE
ALBUM
OUT
YET?
>>8948672
It makes me feel like a big man.
>>8948717
Jeff said May 1st.
>>8948717
WAIT TILL THE 1st MAY YOU DUMB CUNT
May is stupid, good thing she will never show up again.
>>8948430
Dunno, I wonder the same thing about Lancasterfags
What if you went to Vale airport to catch a flight, but when you were taken out to the runway Ruby ran over with her arms out and said "get on!", and the airport staff just seemed to be going along with it?
>>8948728
What's she doing in this picture?
>>8948672
>ruin a good thing
That's a fetish. Not my fetish, but a fetish.
>>8949470
It looks to me like she's acting cool for some fans, but is actually nervous.
>>8945762
>Being suffocated by thick muscular thighs and the smell of sweaty balls
>>8949569
> muscular thighs
>>8947711
Anybody got some more expressive screenshots of best waifu?
>>8950177
Sure thing, buddy.
>>8949569
How do you get that from a front headlock.
>>8950258
I said best waifu not best trash.
>>8950370
Why did Ozpin dump her was he gay?
You'll all be excited to hear that Barbara's amazing personal vlog is out!
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/e5d2eb4b-f998-42e9-8998-e719bb10984c/index.m3u8
Thank God we made that stretch goal so such a gracious gift wasn't lost on us
>>8950603
Yes and his goal inside Oscar is to get Jaune to fuck him.
>>8950664
Jaune is easy though.
>>8950638
fuck yeah i was worried we would not reach it on the stretch goal i signed up for 3 different first member subscriptions to help but honestly it should of been the top of the stretch goals because this was the best thing on there
>>8950728
Yeah but Ozpin wasn't a cute shota before.
>>8950818
Can she handle the irondong
>>8950818
But that's my little sister, sir.
>>8950940
LEGS
>>8950995
Not enough thunder thigh
>>8951022
Nora is thin.
>>8951027
UGGGGH! THICCER!
>>8951030
She's a skinny waif.
click this
>>8951030
What if your waifu wouldn't stop with the bantz?
>>8951027
can be thin and still have thunder thighs
>>8951314
T H I C C E R
>>8951678
that's fucken disgusting m8
>>8951703
you got some shit taste then m8
>>8951824
>in trash
>arguing about shit taste
speak for everyone here m8
>>8951525
neo looks pretty cute with short hair
>>8950995
Why didn't Ren have sex with her?
>>8952052
VAGINA
I heard someone is making a Daki of Amber.
>>8951681
What if Nora squatted over you like this and took a shit on your chest?
>>8952148
>>8952148
Push her off me and clean myself.
>>8952136
Is it you, anon?
Are you making the Amber daki?
>>8950638
Why the fuck cant i get this to play
>>8952241
Only those who are Worthy can view the Barb vlog.
>>8952307
Well shit
I must've lost such an esteemed privilege when i chose Nora over Yang
>>8946636
>wasting a perfectly good chance for a "this is no Zaku" reply.
Words can not express my disappoint anon.
Anyone here playing War thunder ?
>>8952401
I know right?
>>8952083
>540
i need all your rubys
preferably happy.
>>8952833
heres one
>>8952759
nigger the 1280 was no different, fuck off
Hey dad loook I dyed my hair
>>8952945
You're not fooling any of us Raven
>>8952945
You look like an edgy slut
>>8952969
>Says the guy that put his dick in an edgy slut
>>8953052
He was young and horny.
>>8953062
He's still horny
>>8953134
Do you think they ever talked about his "Technique" behind his back?
>>8953236
He didn't get with Summer until Raven had vanished, so probably not.
>>8950818
>>8953258
Well arent you a party pooper
Ill rephrase it
Do you think they would've if they could?
>>8953390
Yang and Blake are just friends though
>that Blake manga outfit
>>8953404
Why did the manga fail so badly that it got cancelled?
>>8953400
Does may have big tits under that track suit
>>8953404
Damn Weiss's outfit is ugly as hell
>>8953404
>covering up Weiss' legs
>>8953414
It didn't, it was always going to be a limited-run.
>>8953441
It feels like it didn't real do and show much, just like volume 4.
>>8953459
it was just an introduction and mini adventure sort of thing of rwby and jnpr on the side, but better than volume 4 because it had best boy in it
>>8953418
Oh god, you have no idea. They're huge. Some of the biggest around.
Just got off the phone with Kerry. Reese is a main character in Volume 5. And get this- the reason why? She's the Summer Maiden, but she doesn't know it.
>>8953743
Dammit Miles
Control yourself your coworker man
HOLY SHIT WAIT
>r - ruby - red
>w - weiss - white
>b -blake - black
>y - yang - yellow
>>8954023
This is bait
>>8953596
Bigger than Glynda's
Reminder
>>8954341
And?
>>8954341
>tfw somebody posts something you made
It's a good feeling.
>>8954341
I dont get it
what is this referencing to?
>>8954341
They fuck are you trying to convey?
People of the similar height are the same person?
>>8954384
Pyrrha and Yang are LITERALLY the same person!
>>8954341
Don't forget this one
>>8954384
>>8954399
It's doing a bust size comparison and showing that Yang doesn't have breasts as big as the opposing character
>>8954422
What are you smoking and how do i get this delusional?
>>8954442
Oh that makes a shit ton more sense
I though big tiddied yang was just a meme?
People actually didnt know she has average sized tits?
Hmm
>>8954442
>It's doing a bust size comparison and showing that Yang doesn't have breasts as big as the opposing character
>>8954498
Because that's important info!
>>8954498
It was an early hiatus, at that point the question was why not
Misa has so much interesting RWBY stuff
https://mobile.twitter.com/Misa_RWBY/status/856412718667939840
I don't know where she gets it all from, but it's clearly not the RT store.
>>8954630
Probably from a vendor at a comiket
That's also where the Weiss gang rape doujin was from supposedly, someone scanned the book when they bought it, or maybe it was always digital
>>8954686
Do they have those in Korea?
I know she set up a booth somewhere a while back, but I dunno if that was at a big event.
>>8954477
People can't accept that Yang's occasionally outrageously big chest was the result of Poser being Poser for some reason.
>>8954630
I want that Roman and Neo!
>>8953418
Her tracksuit is actually highly advanced technology that barely manages to restrain her massive bust, though it requires a constant supply of dust to do so, putting a huge financial strain on Team BRNZ and forcing them to use basic, inexpensive weapons.
>>8955664
But now that Roy is dead... They might not be able to afford the dust anymore.
May's Mays could be coming out real soon...
What's the hullabaloo, RWBYg? Any word on Volume 5?
>>8957175
No... But we have word on the Volume 4 soundtrack. And that word is... 1st of May.
>>8957175
Someone on /aco/ may or may not be making a Slave Trainer RWBY game where you play as Roman owning prostitutes, Cinder, or Qrow "teaching" students
>>8957213
Oh.
Well, then...Do we all still agree that Ruby is Best Girl?
>>8957259
That's not how you spell Yang.
>>8957259
No we agree'd they all are awful
>>8957300
>>8957321
best dressed waifus
tmw u too thicc on everything
>>8957425
We must go thicker
What if you were trying to study for finals but Ruby kept distracting you?
>>8957653
kick ruby out
Help, I can't get this picture from desuarchive
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/702474/#706126
>>8957792
>diaper fetish
>>8957815
hiatus has fucked me up, and there's no fixing me
>>8943667
Gaelfox recently completed her interpretation of the Cow queen for Greatcow I think.
>>8957875
You are weak
>>8957425
https://sankatetsuyumi.tumblr.com/tagged/RWBY
KreamU, something like this m80, except between the thighs
>>8958879
what if sun got sick of blake being a bitch and left and none of her old teammates ever tried to get in contact with her and she just had no friends
>>8959730
That would be great
Blake is shitty kitty
Also RedSun
what if blake wanted to be your friend and told you she would let you put it in her butt
>>8959837
>merely anal
Nah