/sug/ - Steven Universe General Steg Edition Last Thread:

Don't shit

Jasper is worst gem

Prepare to die you pieces of shit.

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So which one of you is going to date me?
Come on don't be shy.

Jasper is best gem

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3 fucking shit posts in a row

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Gems should do something with their lips

>>8932183
begone slut

>>8932169
>>8932171
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>>8932185
>>8932194
6 actually.

Lapis is shit and needs to get shattered

>>8932197
You should crash your car on purpose.

>>8932208
you can do better

>>8932208
But she needs to shove 15 water cocks inside of Sapphire

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>>8932183
No.

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>>8932200
I'm not a slut

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You owe, some part of your exsistance to this man.

>>8932194
>>8932206

Jasper is worst gem

Pearl is sweet

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Meme trio shenanigans when?

I would suck Steg's dick so quickly you don't even know.

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You brought this storm upon yourselves for being fucking cancer.

>>8932232
JASPER IS NOT A MEME

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>>8932211
How was your day? Did anything interesting happen?

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>>8932231
Pearl is a cuck.

Jasper and Pearl are still canonly the best and most perfect gems

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>>8932271
They aren't

>>8932229
Don't even get me started. This is tumblr universe after all, so you fags probably actually are glad that this serbroach destroyed western civilization and brought about the nightmare future we live in today.

>>8932280
what the fuck is happening here? Gems are weird

Jasper is my baby

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Do you reckon there are Heart-Shaped gems?

>>8932273
I want to see Grandpa Demayo. Actually I want to see Greg's parents (if they're still alive) and for him to reconcile. The money should help.

i like peridot

>>8932271
retard

>>8932305
FUCK YOUR BOBBLEHEAD

>>8932289
kek good edit

>>8932309
She's not my fav, but she's cute.

>>8932240
Do Steven and Greg's murdercocks fuse into a mega murdercock, or is it just both of their murdercocks side-by-side/on top of each other? What about their ballsacks?

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>>8932232
In like uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh 2 seasons man.

>>8932309
i like lapis

>>8932303
That would be cute

>>8932309
>>8932348
lapidot

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>>8932324
I would if I could

Did you like my spam you pieces of shit? I'll be back in a bit to fucking destroy you all.

>>8932348
i like all gems

>>8932364
that's cool

Do you think we're real? You've seen every replies in this thread before.

>>8932363
Bring it you fucking hamburger, bring down the house

>>8932363
HARDER
FASTER
BIGGER
I'M SO CLOSE
I'VE BEEN SO NAUGHTY

>>8932348
She'a good gem to like.

>>8932327
It's not an edit.

>>8932229
Literally who?

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>>8932378
gimme a sec man i havent had my wed cooffee yet

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>>8932431
Oh I'm dumb. I somehow missed it in the post.

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Die /sug/.

>>8932289
Andy DeMayo should have been Kelly.

>>8932282
Anon, he directly contributed to the exsistance of nearly all Europeans today, you're most likely alive because of the Arch Duke's death.

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Lapis is my favorite gem

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Anyone saved the original of this?

>>8932494
Will Aqua mind control Lapis to lay a bunch of eggs?

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>>8932521

>>8932309
>>8932348
Kill yourself.

>>8932478
That's the most retarded chain of reasoning. I owe my existence equally to him as well as every asteroid in the universe that hasn't struck the earth, as well as all the ones that have. What does that even amount to?

>>8932551
don't be mean

Imagine if, when you die, you start back at the begining of you life again.

>>8932551
you kill yourself fucko

Enjoy this short break /sug/. I'll be back to rain hell on this general again soon.

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It pleases me that Stevonnie can beat Homeworld's perfect soldier.

And now with the weather report, Anon?

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>>8932558
I shall change my fate if that is the case.

Kira must not be allowed to roam free .

>>8932576
You drink coffee for breakfast, don't you? bitch

>>8932552
The difference is, an asteroid is huge and has no judgment.

Princip's CHOICE to shoot the Arch Duke, after his driver was being a yard, led to every major event of the last 100 years.

>>8932576
i liked the other spammer better, you're weak
you dont get me going like him

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>>8932558
That would be fucking terrible

>>8932551
The only one that needs to kill themselves is you.

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>>8932558
THAT'D BE RADICAL!

>>8932625
If you start over at the beginning, you'll have the knowledge to know what caused it to loop back and to defeat it with prepared knowledge.

The future will not repeat itself.

>>8932625
You're cursed to repeat this life, forever.

>>8932545
>get out of me

revenge rape is bad.

>>8932558
So I'd be like some sort of genius baby?

>>8932558
Then it's time to get out of the loop.
Turn left.

>>8932584
Stevonnie can breed with Homeworld's perfect soldier.

>>8932678
>>8932658
You'd have no knowledge of this life.

>>8932558
why would you even make me consider that
that's horrible
not even i deserve that

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>>8932271
agree

imagine jasper

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>>8932729
You cannot erase the experiences anons went through, the memories made, the tears shed.
Once the truth is revealed, is when the future will be rewritten and time will flow right again.
Let Justice Judge you for your sins,

What is a fate worse than death

>>8932729
Says you bitch. I'm taking this train off the rails

>>8932627
*lapis and peridot

>>8932768
Life.

>>8932729
How is that any different from me dying and some random baby being born at the same time then

>>8932768
Watching your loved ones' deaths

>>8932768
Becoming a spirit attached to your family. You watch each one grow and become attached to them. And then they die. You see them die so many times that death begins to mean nothing to you. They go to some after life but your stuck. Always alone. You will be there even after the end of time.

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>>8932763
Forever alone.

>>8932792
*(you)

is rose mindfang

>>8932729
Does my life reset or does the universe reset?
Because if that's the case, you know that feeling of deja vu?
It could be you, failing to repeat itself, again, for the umpteenth time.

Let's say you've always wanted to go somewhere you'd expect natural wonders.
Due to unforseen natural events like erosion these wonders are otherwise missing.
The deja vu is merely a side effect of that, in that case.

>>8932768
Sentience, and nothingness.
The void, by all means.

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>>8932748
There is no agreeing or disagreeing, it is canon.

>>8932596
That's fucking retarded. My dad's choice to fuck my mom the night I was conceived instead of the next day is of equal if not greater importance to my existence. Should the act be celebrated? What if I was a rape baby? Should that rape be celebrated and my mother's rapist held up as a hero?

Just because Princip raped the earth into its current form, which was a net negative decision for humanity, does not mean he should be viewed as anything other than dog shit.

>>8932558
Do I at least remember my previous life?
If I do, then it wouldn't be so bad, since I could just do everything better with my future knowledge.
If I don't, then why would I care? It'd be exactly the same as this time, and I'll be no more miserable than before because I wouldn't be aware that my life is just an endless loop.

Be honest, if given the chance would you stop your parents from meeting each other?

I would, I'm not even suicidal. I just would.

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>>8932834
They aren't.

>>8932854
My dad is shit to my mom, so yeah I would.

>>8932841
I don't know mane, our world seems a lot better than the bitter bleekness of waring European Empires

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>>8932834
jaspearl

>>8932289
bless discount

>>8932863
Only if you ignore canon

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>>8932940
Canon depicts her as a retard so.

>>8932768
Being a Gem.
Imagine living your entire life to serve a dictator/goddess who you can't possibly hope to overcome because she's superior to you in every way.
Imagine never being able to move up in the world because you'll only be able to serve one purpose.
Imagine having to live that life forever because you're immortal.
Imagine every day being the same for thousands of years.
Imagine the closest thing to death being life with your mind fragmented and desperately seeking to be whole again.
Imagine being jealous of the ants on the side of the road, because at least they have the freedom to do what they want with their insignificant lives and at least their insignificant lives can end.

Maybe you can use glue, to put your family back together, Anon.

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This is Pearl. How can we make her smile?

>>8932984
Steven's Penis

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>>8932183
You've been at this for a while anon
I hope you find someone

>>8932984
Show her the armpit.

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I want a Surface Pro 4

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>>8932984
give her her son

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>>8932984
Someone get a Steven in her proximity! Fast!

>>8932183
Are you cute?

>>8932884
Compare the death tolls of any war ever to WWI. There had never been wars of that magnitude before. About 3 to 6 million people died in all of the Napoleonic wars combined. Which was an earth shattering statistic at the time. More than 38 million died in WWI, which only laed four years. It also lead to communism, Nazism, fascism, WWII, the cold war, and this piece of shit sjw cartoon being written by trannies and aired on children's television.

It kicked off countless hundreds of millions of deaths and the bloodiest century in the whole of human history.

>>8933020
dang ya Microsoft tablets are expensive as fuck

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>>8932999
Hey thanks anon
>>8933037
cute is very subjective

>>8933027
*her son's dick

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>>8933063
S T O P

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Any of you anons going to SDCC?
I'm a poorfag so I'll just be people watching downtown

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>>8933027
>>8933036
What if he makes her VERY UPSET?

>>8932229
Who?

>>8933056
It's almost an extra $250 just to go from 4gb ram to 8gb ram. I need to find a laptop that is also a tablet to draw on but they look so nice and are expensive.

>>8933074
fuck no. im poor and all the way in canada.

>>8933074
No I'm not autistic

>>8933062
My standards are pretty low.
What kind of person are you looking for?

>>8933074
Steven's Department of Crystal Clitorisis?

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>>8933077
Steven is the one who pushes her in the water, its happening

No one has told me to kill myself recently, have you forgotten about me?

If Steven Universe and DC existed in the same universe, would Homeworld have Kryptonite gems?

>>8933077
i loved how he was all like 'fuck pearl i want answers' in that scene

>>8933155
Is Krypton the only planet with growing kryptonite?
If so, no kryptonite gems exist.

>>8933148
no one cares who you are
begone

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>>8933125
you got it

>>8933051
Technology was improving at an alarming rate at the turn of the 20th century. I think SOMETHING else would have sparked WW1, had it not been for the Serb and his friends.

>>8933137
That's like hitting your mom, I am going to fucking cry

>>8933176
He was completely in the right too. After everything HE'S been through the Gems still tried to make it about THEM.

This has bit them in the ass multiple times and it serves them right.

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>>8933255
What if Jasper likes rape because her Agate used to molest her?

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>>8933121
I'm not really sure honetly
I'm a guy by the way.

>>8933255
Still you, you fucking idiot.
Being dominated by a filthy beta isn't the same as being a filthy beta.

>>8933305
>Jasper dropped the soap in the HW recruit showers and Bubba Black Agate did her perfect hole in

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/sug/ dating service when

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*sip*

Stop having fun, people in trash should be miserable 24/7!

>>8933317
There's a lot of girls in this general.
I'm sure one of them thinks you're cute.

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>>8933229
They just want to keep Steven safe

>>8933353
The light of new episodes and potential HAPPENIN'S radiates brighter than any diamond, anon-kun.

It cannot be stopped.

>>8933344
>Bubba Black Agate
You mean Detroit Agate?

I'm not sure whether to leave /sug/ and do something else or stay here and see if /sug/ improves.

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>>8933365
I don't really expect to find anyone this way but it is fun to "flirt" here if that even counts. Makes me feel a bit less lonely. I've made a few friends here which is nice.

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>>8933305
>>8933344

if jasper had an agate she was probably a big girl
if she was holly-tier it'd be jasper abusing the agate

>>8933348
what if you get matched with indexer

>>8933384
The road to hell is paved with good intentions and so on and so forth.

Their biggest crime is naivety and ignorance, traits very common for parents. They're not bad people, it's just that they still don't Steven as the leader he's clearly growing up to be. They'll learn, soon enough.

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>>8933384
I do too anon.
I get a strange protective emotion when I see him I don't want him to get hurt.
I think he's a very cute boy and he makes me very happy,.

>>8933398
>googles that
>it exists and is cooler than expected

http://www.boredpanda.com/car-paint-deposits-fordite-detroit-agate/

Drawfags. Please

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>>8933457
>tfw no indexer to slam you while he tells you to kill yourself

>>8933452
Yeah, it's silly to expect to actually meet someone, but knowing an anonymous stranger thinks you're cute would be a nice confidence boost, I'd assume.

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>>8931440
kill yourself

My Pearl, my Pearl, don't lie to me

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>>8931651
kill yourself

>>8933576
>>8933601

go to bed and stay in bed

At what point did your life, take a turn for the worst?

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>>8933501
>Indexer-kun~, I uploaded an image I saved from Pinterest with noticeable reduced quality. Please punish me.

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>>8933483
GOOD TASTE I LOVE YOU FRIEND

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>>8932131
kill yourself

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>>8933621

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>>8933526
put very well

>>8933621
So cute.

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How's your day going /sug/?

It was nice out today so I read outdoors and had a really good new character idea I like so much I want to babble on about it.

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>>8933684
if this a reaction image for ants

>>8933568
i want to molest all of those big quartzes

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Lapis makes me happy.

>>8933490
it probably won't show because it's not a gem but it would be cool to see

>>8933711
My images have been doing that lately. Must be a step I'm skipping or something.

Oh well, better luck next time I suppose

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>>8933710
well babble on about it then anon!

>>8933710
My went pretty well actually. Caught up on my shows and they were awesome this week. Ate some good food. Ready to get back to work tomorrow.

All in all, comfy Sunday.

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>>8933661
>tfw abuse fetish

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why so salty? peridot has a nice ass

Everyday I'm thankful Trump won. I'm glad that all of the leftist Hillary shills lost, even after their campaign of "Racist" hate towards blue collar Americans. i am proud to be American. No matter how bad my day is, at least there is someone who cares about me in office.

>>8933826
fuck off and go back to /pol/ faggot

>>8933823
>muh model shiiiieeeeet mothafucka

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>>8933785
>has a job to go back to
jealous

>>8933826
MAGA brother.

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>>8933823
Sapphire's ass is to die for.

>>8933823
>being mad about ass
they're the worst

>>8933858
Fuck off!

>>8933826
>>8933856
I'm kinda leaning towards Trump now, but only because he's gotta be a good president or else he'll just be put on the news for getting cucked left and right.

>>8933855
Ha ha, oh. If only, anon. I called it work instead of a job for a reason. Chin up, you're still doing well.

>>8933823
Because that's what Peridot looks like.
Lapis is the flat one.

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>>8933823

>>8933911
Could you even call it living?

>>8933904
who saved their art like that. looks bad m8

>>8933911
kek

>>8932197
>>8932262
Kill yourself, you lapidirt fucking shit.

>>8933826
Know that everyday upon this earth is shortened as he threatens it by harming it.
I would despair for humanity, but what would be the point?
Anyone who sides with him will join him, to the mass grave that is our planet's remains.

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>>8933923
this is disgusting

>>8933911
Is this a reference?

>>8933923
I don't get it.

>>8933934
What do you mean? That's the highest quality available on their twitter

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>>8933951
its a reference to a reference

>>8933941
Dramaqueen.

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>>8933985

>>8933923
>pits
>I'd rather you didn't
Sorry, Peri, but we have to see other people/space rocks.

>>8933985
>>8933998
Now it's suddenly funny.

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>>8933923
Yeah, no.
Peridot is autistic, so it's more like this.

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>>8933941
I don't care about this shit rock, I only care about having a job and food for me to eat. Eveything else is optional and anything that threatened that needs to be removed.

Why should I care that a few fish will die, if I can't provide for myself?

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>>8933923

>>8933923
I love how Peridot is more sensitive about her armpits being touched than her penis.

>>8934105
kys

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>>8934085

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>>8934092
this artist just screams "i usually draw furries"

>>8934092
Tell me there's a Jasper version

>>8934122
kek

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Wh...what is Holly looking at?

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>>8933923

Fixed.

>>8934146
Jasper whole.

>>8934146
Sapphire's ass

>>8933778
They're a pair of identical twins named Mary and Jane Fischer. They're horror movie buffs and love fucking with people by playing up the whole creepy twin thing (typically with matching stringy ghost girl costubes) but most of the time they act pretty chill and act like the cool older girl the younger mc has a crush on.

Their names are a hint that they were actually once one person, but a supernatural event early in their lives split them in two entangled individuals with the ability to share anything between them instantly, including thoughts, feelings, sensations and even their own life and death

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>>8934151

>>8934146
Dick

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>>8934146
>>8934165
She just noticed the clarity has been hugging her ass for 50 minutes now.

>>8934131
Is it the paws?

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>>8934146
a perfect, well behaved soldier of coursh

LAPIS NEEDS TO SHIT ON MY FACE ALREADY

>>8934069
I'm autistic and I like being touched

>>8934146
She's watching two of the zoomen go at it like tigers.

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>>8934213
>paws
>on humanoids

>>8934267
wouldn't that be like watching two dogs fucking and getting turned on?

>>8934277
Did you see that picture?
It looks like the artist forgot what hands and feet look like.

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>>8934298
To be frank with you Sticky anon, i probably have a ton of them, but i haven't made a search term for them so it'd take a while to find one.

>>8934299
It has been scientifically proven that women experience arousal when watching animals have sex.

>>8932454
Scribble really is one of us.

>>8934310
Peridot's expressions also screams "furfag"

>>8934327
Is that why Jasper wanted to fuse with those corruptions so badly

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>>8934167
Quantumly entangled twins is a neat idea

Quantum InTWINglment

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>>8934146
a big ol dick cumming in my consumer pussy

What would be nightmare come true in SU?

>Peridot and Lapis fusing and it being a happy, fun experience with tears and celebration, all while ignoring how superficially forced those two, even as a friendship, was.
>Bismuth coming back and causing another BLM-related backlash in the fandom.
>Rose/Steven is Pink Diamond.
>The show ends and Garnet never gets an arc that does involve her being a fusion.

>>8934298
Boobs are a bit high on this one.

>>8934334
To be fair, Peridot does have fangs and lips like that in the show.

>>8934352
Not unless she was getting off on watching OJ and Biggs fuse offscreen.

>>8934383
>3 of these are tumblr related meme
Ignored.

>>8934383

*doesn't

I hope CN releases the episodes on the app this Saturday

>>8934383
First one if it shits on jasper too

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>>8934219
>filename
Aww anon, ily too.

>>8934499
What if the Lapidot fusion is called Jasper, and when someone asks a crew member why she has the same name as another character, they just say "Oops"?

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>>8934325
Post them when you find them no rush anon
>>8934398
yea not the greatest

>>8934438
>ywn suck Stevonnie's dick
Life is cruel

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>>8934546

>>8934569
Thanks for understanding.
But it'll be worth it to see your edits in action.

>>8934434
>the doggos would have fusion quickies under her nose
>this made Jasper very jealous
>this is why she would beat and demean them

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>>8934383
Lapis wants her first happy fusion to be with Steven.

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>>8934608
Is jane a doggo?

>>8934564
>"Who?"

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>>8934564
>>8934646
jasperfags on suicide watch

>>8934645
According to the filename, yes. Why isn't Ronaldo in prison?

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I hope you're all having a great day

>>8934646
The crew member would probably get confused, google Jasper, realize that they used the same name twice, and then say "Oops."
"Who?" seems more like they're just fucking with Jasperfags, but "Oops" implies that Jasper is legitimately so unimportant that even the people who created her can forget that she ever existed.

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>>8934688
you too anon

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>>8934698
Thanks!

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>I hate you (Insert your favourite gem here) so much
>You make me sick everytime I see you.
>Do me and everyone a favour and shatter yourself so we can all forget you ever existed.
>"Spits on her"

>>8934688
at this point your less then a broken record.

>>8934752
>Thanks for healing me, Rose!
>But can you repeat that first part? My dog brain couldn't understand words.

>>8934752
>Jasper opens her mouth

>>8934752
*pearl kills herself*

>>8934752
>'there it goes again, with its hilarious noises'

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>>8934752
>"Was healing the person you wanted to kill part of your plan?"

>>8934748
I want to give Pearl a smooch

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The 13th image in your SU folder is now your waifu/husbando as well as their reaction to the relationship.

>tfw I get horny pearl

>>8934781
What if that's the secret to healing corruption?
What if he has to hate the Gem he's healing?

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>>8934767
I'm sorry anon. I wish you a great day nonetheless.

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>>8934864
I don't get it.

>>8934872
no you don't. you could not care less.

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>>8934864
>tfw I get the hot milf

>>8934864
but i have folders for each character

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>>8934856
I want to make her blush as I kiss her!

>>8934887
Meant for >>8934864

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>>8934864
>cute pun pearl

>>8934893
>AT THE "BIG" DONUT

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Love you /sug/

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>>8934864
i got this, what does it mean?

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>>8934896
I care about you anon. Wanna talk?

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>>8934864
well then

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>>8934864
I only have a pearl folder

>>8934930
Polygamy.

>>8934688
Thanks !

>>8934931
why would you care about someone you don't know exists? why would you want to talk to an asshole?

>>8934957
pfft