Give me 24 of you
-Keep names short
-Any duplicates of any sort will be skipped
-I will alter any entry that I see fit
-State gender if ambiguous
-Have patience and have fun
HG / Hunger games thread
>>8928320
Fujiwara no Mokou
Damon Gant
>>8928320
Maria and Harusame
angry loli
>>8928320
Emi
Dead as FUCK
Lord Beerus
>>8928320
Sonic the Hedgehog
Ikky
>>8928320
Monoko
Machi Amayadori
Asshole-chan
>>8928320
Stratos
Caster
>>8928320
Cinnamon Roll
Bogdanoff
Chizuru Hishiro
>>8928320
Sterling Archer
>>8928320
The Sonic Totem
Tu Youyou
>>8928320
Smug Leaf
Wakasagihime
Kendrick Lamar
>>8928320
Fuzz Lord
>>8928320
Sundowner
>>8928320
Inspector Gadget
>>8928410
Of all the bad endings this was the most adorable.
>>8928320
Gabriel
My eyes are burning. I need to stop waking up at 2 in the morning.
5 minutes for requests.
>>8928432
It's really cute, if you ignore the fact she's slowly dying.
>>8928410
>kissu
>>8928457
Aw yeah, this is happening! Let's do this thing, my way!
>>8928495
>N-No.
>>8928457
I'll punch the living shit out of you if you don't fix your sleeping schedule, Vert.
>>8928514
Yes.
>>8928432
Context?
>>8928457
Okay!
>>8928550
Some parasite crawls into the Lord's mouth, making her all fuzzy.
>>8928564
What game?
>>8928575
Mogeko Castle
>>8928457
Time for some racing!
>>8928531
Not my fault I work nights.
>>8928611
Ikky is already at it again, literally.
>>8928611
>>8928652
That mermaid is apparently not the smartest banana of the bunch.
>>8928693
No! No bats! Keep away!
>>8928693
Run over her once, shame on you. Run over her twice, shame on you. Run over her three times...Well that's just too much.
>>8928726
Stratos is stuck between a rock and a hard place and this is why everyone needs to start bringing piss bottles.
Beerus' vehicle must have been weak to fruits or something.
>>8928757
The race leads the rest of the racers onto a busy freeway during rush hour.
>>8928787
Looks like he wasn't fast enough.
Time for a break!
>>8928726
>she doesn't have any
>>8928757
>she hammers the horn repeatedly the instant it stops
>>8928787
I'll stop! I'll stop! I'm sorry, I'll stop hitting the horn, please!
>>8928816
I'm surprised the fox drove this far to begin with.
>>8928823
>pets
>>8928837
Could it be that Ikky was mistaken for that old man?
Final 3
>>8928858
Final 2.
The winner will be decided next.
>>8928837
Why?
>>8928816
Oh crap!
>As the blue blur tries to get out of the Speed Star, he soon felt a pull on his waist... It was a seat belt.
Well... shoot.
So I want to start hosting, but I can't download the AutoCropper- the link on hgtools gives me a "Not Found 404 error.
Could someone get me a link to it, please?
>>8928944
https://hgtools.neocities.org/
works for me
>>8928900
I couldn't blame him.
>>8928909
You're cute.
>>8928972
Well done Caster!
>>8928956
kys awawa
>>8928956
It's not for me. Clicking the "Autocropper 4.0" link sends me to Google Drive, where I get a 404 error.
I literally don't know why it won't work for me, but it won't.
>>8928972
Not really...
>>8928990
>Monoko claps sullenly
>>8928990
Stats. The summary will follow shortly after.
>>8929013
Thanks for hosting. Sorry if it's so dead today
>>8929013
Congrats the winner.
Thanks for hosting.
>now go get some fucking sleep,please.
>>8929013
Thank you for your time!
>>8929013
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8928990
Well done, bimbo.
>>8929013
>The hedgehog slowly stands up, dusting himself off as he got out of the crushed Speed Star.
Ugh... that was... totally not cool at all. But, uh hey! Thanks for the game!
>>8929013
>thank you very much for hosting
>Congratulation
>>8929000
Yeah, I see. Work of a troll. Take this in the meantime, I'm contacting google. https://x0.at/Q31.exe
>>8929000
>>8928956
Oh, and proof that it won't let me in. Or, at least, the closest I can get to proof without busting out a recording program and making a GIF or WEBM that shows me actually clicking the link, and I'm not going to put that much effort into this.
>>8929010
>>8929033
>>8929034
>>8929039
>>8929068
>>8929095
>>8929098
Anytime, no problem, It's okay I don't mind that it's dead right now since it's Sunday.
But there is no rest for the wicked so give me another 24
>>8929103
forgot pic. Yes it's me who posted it.
>>8929123
Damon Gant
>>8929123
>>8929123
Maria and Harusame
>>8929123
Mordred
>>8929123
Sanae Kochiya
>>8929123
Filburt Turtle
>>8929123
Delirium
>>8929123
Dale Cooper
>>8929123
Monoko
>>8929123
Nagisa Kaworu
>>8929123
Sonic the Hedgehog
>>8929123
The Sonic Totem
>>8929123
Futaba Sakura
>>8929123
Eggman-kun
>>8929123
Sticky Fingaz
>>8929123
Cinnamon Roll
>>8929123
Francesca Lucchini
>>8929103
...Avast immediately blocked the file and said it was a virus, and then I assume Malwarebytes did the same to the link itself, because now I can't actually click the link.
>>8929123
...Fuck it, no sense in hiding.
Lucky
>>8929142
fuck of cancer
>>8929123
Sterling Archer
>>8929123
Cobra
>>8929123
France
>>8929123
Captain Luna
>>8929123
Sally Acorn
>>8929186
:/
>>8929123
late vinny
>>8929189
Try it again on hgtools now, I reuploaded the file
https://hgtools.neocities.org/
>>8929123
Fujiwara no Mokou
Wooooo. 5 minutes as usual.
>>8929264
>>8928398
>>8929238
>>8929264
>>8929220
>>8929200
Swap
>>8929264
Heheheheheeeeee... what a succulent feast is awaiting!
>>8929232
All right, thank you. Sorry about all this.
>>8929264
The amusing thing is how both Sonic and the Sonic Totem are on the same team.
Either way, looks good to me.
>>8929264
Get me in there. I'm good for it.
>>8929310
Nah, blame Google for this. I wonder what they will respond in a couple days.
>>8929254
You have strange tastes.
>>8929264
How dose one kill a country?
>>8929340
Very carefully.
>>8929340
Immigrants.
Hedgefonds.
Large-scale bombings.
Pick one.
>>8929340
Like this
>>8929340
With Islam
>>8929264
Bloodbath! Best of luck to you all.
>>8929366
>
>>8929264
It seems like we're good to go
>>8929366
>
>>8929315
If you bothered entering normally, I would've done it, too~
>>8929366
Don't look away now! Gyahahaha...
>>8929366
I just realized I have too many tabs open at once.
In other news it appears Eggman appears to be a fan of the "bitchin" variety and a pupper scores a kill.
>>8929365
Oh...
>>8929366
Maybe you should have been paying attention rather than complaining
>>8929365
You're just mad you're not me. Take your anger and save it for someone that deserves it. Maybe even for someone that doesn't even try.
>>8929366
Did you not hear what I said? I said put me in, I'm good for it.
>>8929406
What do you mean? I entered just like everyone else. You can't get any more normal than that.
Is the tournament anon here?
>>8929340
elect a psychopathic moron who doesn't believe in facts.
>>8929366
...Primarily because I'm convinced they'll just leave me the slingshot.
Which I'm actually pretty good with.... Yes, slingshot get.
Let's test this puppy out... >>8929415
>>8929415
Huh?
It must have been the wind.
>>8929415
I'm not quite sure why I even had that.
>>8929432
>test this puppy out
Stop.
>>8929415
Not much besides a bag of rape event. Fitting as to who was wielding the bag.
>>8929490
Erm.... Hello, blue thing?
>>8929490
>yawns
You don't mind if I sleep here, do you?
>goes back to sleep
>>8929490
Who guides the guide?
>>8929464
...That was literally my first, and so far only, dog pun. That and it was a rather inconsequential one, I really don't see why it garnered any reaction.
>>8929490
...Also will someone please shut up that intercom? I'm trying to catch some Zs.
>>8929415
>>8929432
Gaaah..! Bested by a vile animal...
>>8929422
Awww, but you didn't, silly willus. You didn't enter, you just said to put you in~
>>8929490
Archer sinks a ship. The rest of you run about doing various other activities.
>>8929529
I'm sorry, I can't stop myself! Just run!
>>8929529
WOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT SHIP!
>>8929529
Get back here!
Pffft... I hope it's still repairable.
>>8929506
I'm not allowed to do them, and I got jealous...
>>8929529
Here's a friendly tip: If you're trying to steal don't get caught!
>>8929527
The strike witch entry wasn't hers.
>>8929524
Simply entering is a demand to be put into the game! How I did it is no different than how you do it. I may have been a little more direct about it, but in the end, it's all the same. Why do you care anyway? You're not even the host.
>>8929521
...Okay, now THAT'S speciesist. Where's my flood of angry tumblrfags now?
...I kid, I kid.
>>8929529
>Lucky doesn't know much about hand-to-hand combat, so this is quite educational for him. And aparrently they're now plotting something for later...
>>8929557
Ah, makes sense then.
>>8929562
HA, OUR TRUCK NOW, SUCKERS
>>8929562
Curse you, dog!
Cats are infinitely preferrable over your blasted kin!
>>8929500
>>8929490
Uh, hey! How's the air... or, sky for ya?
>>8929529
And that's why snails and slowness go hand and hand.
>>8929562
>The Blue Blur throws his hand in the air, sighing.
Jeez, this just ain't... y'know, working out.
Am I late? Of course. Ah, story of my life, you know! Hah hah hah!
>>8929562
France's intelligence network pays off, allowing them to gain enough information allowing them to find the right time to strike. A fight breaks out so we'll see who wins that scuffle later on in the evening. Dale beats grabs a nearby appliance and scores a quick kill.
>>8929585
>Landmasses don't have hands. What did you think would happen?
>>8929562
Could there be enough gunpowder around here?
>>8929599
How could a squirrel get that big? I have keep my eyes open
>>8929577
Ghhhhh...
Watch your mouth, mutt, lest you become food for the flies...
>>8929587
The host is very rude to people that are late. I'm practically in the same position as you.
>>8929579
>Cats better than dogs
IM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED!!!!!
>>8929579
...There is only one feline in this world whose soul does not deserve to burn in the pits of hell. Thus, that is a very, very grave insult.
Then again, I just killed you, and that's an insult in and of itself, so I suppose we're both even.
>>8929599
>Lucky has been working with Nagisa Kaworu for two posts straight
>How does Nagisa finding Lucky and this causing a fight make any sense whatsoever
>...One wonders if this fight ends up lethal or if it's just sparring
>>8929599
France uses a dead turtle's head to kill yet another tribute! How brutal!
Sonic, I don't think chili dogs was the right thing to fix. Damon runs into the mystery contestant.
>>8929630
>kissu
>>8929562
I'm not crying...I'm happy. Really.
>>8929565
You were less~ You didn't enter when she asked, you didn't even give your name! Silly boy!
>>8929599
Aww, not even a chance for some fun.
>>8929642
>>8929587
>>8929630
Well, isn't THIS interesting.
>>8929642
>Lucky apparently dies of cannibalism.
>>8929642
>inb4 France starts using human remains as weapons.
>>8929633
Serves you right.
>>8929641
You are a THIEF to boot! Have you no honour, robbing a colleague like that?
>>8929602
Hey, I tried! That's the least I can say to that.
>>8929599
You're kinda different from the average person. Buuuuuuuuut... I can say that your legs are fine, even if it makes you pretty darn slow.
>>8929642
...Oh, uh well... hehehehe...
>He starts rubbing the back of his head, looking rather nervous.
G-Guess I shouldn't mess with something that ain't broken. Whoops...
>>8929642
The feast arrives and it's a bloody one.
Eggman fuses with France, Sonic does the right thing, A squirrel (I think) and a happy monochrome girl duke it out as the last two cry while being forced to endure the carnage.
>>8929642
>Unidentified contestant
Any clues to whom it is?
>>8929630
Keh? Rude in what sort of way?
>>8929664
Is what interesting? I'm speaking to someone else?
...Yes, I suppose, but I've done that before! Hee!
>>8929642
>Subaru pushes the host away from him
Y-You can't kiss people out of the blue like that!
>>8929649
She knows my name! It's echoed through these parts all the time. Natsuki Subaru, the man that'll end it all!
In a sense, I'm somewhat of a celebrity here~
>>8929664
Nothing is interesting! It's all frustrating!
>>8929698
>>8929665
>...I literally just realized the text in my own image
>Keksimus maximus
>>8929676
...It's the hunger games. It's a gladiatorial match where we kill each other and then respawn later. There is literally ten million worse things I could've done to you, and you're whining about me stealing a truck?
>>8929698
>Eggman-kun posses a country
Everyone's fucked
>>8929698
Peace. Peace. Peace.
Archer runs into the unkillable.
>>8929704
A legend, one who shall not be named. I really don't know though.
>>8929724
He'll move onto the next. We can only sit and watch.
>>8929708
Obviously, she doesn't care for people like us.
Did you know, Mr. Knight, that people who are late are proven to be smarter and wiser than your average tribute? I read that in a newspaper somewhere. In the end, we're the true winners for being late.
>>8929710
Perhaps I vould relieve your mind of all that stress, hehehee.
>>8929708
If I recall you are a plague bringer right?
>>8929731
>inb4 The mystery contestant is the Host themself.
>>8929698
>>8929731
I don't know how to fight...
>>8929731
A life goal is accomplished today.
>>8929710
But Subaru-sama.
>>8929754
The only one who may have an inkling of an idea is Yuubari.
>>8929766
But you can dance and look cute.
>>8929754
Yes...who would EVER do such a travesty.
>>8929710
Never heard of you~ But hey, mister, aren't you upset that you didn't get in?
>>8929720
It doesn't matter what you stole, but 'that' you stole from me.
>>8929740
Whoa! How'd you know I was stressed? I'm actually impressed. It's as if you know who I am.
>>8929777
Butt nothing. You can't do that. That's sexual assault and I'd have the right to sue you.
>>8929777
Yeah go ahead and try to look innocent Host, we know you are the mystery contestant. Who else would be able to move through the arena unnoticed.
>>8929798
Ultron
>>8929787
I'm more than just upset. I'm pretty livid over it, but what can you do besides whine and complain until the next round where you relieve all the anger by taking it out on others?
I'm content that the host knows I'm also susceptible to winning. Being who I am and all it's obvious that I'd easy take you all out.
>>8929777
Welp.
>>8929798
>>8929790
>Grabs Subaru's hand
But Anon-kun...
>>8929789
...I could've murdered you in ten billion different cruel ways, and then defiled your corpse in ten billion other ways. How is theft even relevant to the big picture here?
>>8929790
>Taranza just chuckles at subaru
Wierd right? Well, you see that white silk by the wall? Stand near it and you will feel a lot calmer.
>>8929737
Hah hah! I knew it all along. Being late now means early for the next game! It's a stroke of genius!
>>8929740
Of sorts, yes. Why do you ask?
>>8929790
>Sues you for being cute
>>8929777
I just flail, though, I don't know how to dance!
>>8929846
You don't deal in incesticide right?
>>8929822
>That event
This reminds me of a certain event that happened in the history of A Song Of Ice And Fire.
>>8929824
There is honour among thieves, and you broke it,
No death is permanent in the arena, but honour is not easily restored.
>>8929822
Well done Sally. It looks that swap was a lucky one, if you are here please state which reward you would prefer, a regular winscreen or a yugioh card. And if you would be so kind please provide an image that you would like to be used in said reward, I know what kind of filth lies in wait and I'd rather not sift through it.
>>8929861
>Incesticide
You mean insecticide?
moshi moshi shitpost desu
>>8929895
Incesticide, now extra potent against fathers!
>>8929861
>>8929895
>>8929846
>he starts drinking tea only to spit it out when he realizes his slip of the metaphorical tongue
insectide!! That too, but you dont sell INSECT-icide right?
>>8929861
>incesticide
>>8929902
Kill yourself Jude
>>8929822
>Subaru tears away from the host's grip
Don't suggest things like that! All it takes is for someone to take you seriously and then I somehow get thrown into a life of degeneracy!
>>8929845
>Subaru does just that and stands near the white silk
...
I'm not going to say I'm feeling calmer, but I definitely feel better. I don't know why though.
>he touches the white silk
Who put this here?
>>8929846
N-No, we're still late, but it proves we're better than those that entered on time!
You know what this means, right Mr. Knight? We have to make a joint game where only the late entries get in. It'll be a game of the best brains in the game!
>>8929848
>gets the notice in the mail and throws it onto the ground
Who did this to me!? They're taking everything I have!
>>8929892
Stats, the summary will follow shortly after. Thanks for playing along everyone.
>>8929869
>Lucky sighs softly.
Look, it wasn't even really your truck, unless one of you had it floated in from the outside, it was part of the arena. You wouldn't have been able to take it out.
...Unless you survived, I think? I'm not actually certain. I've never survived a game before.
>>8929819
Aww, but you're so small and sweet-looking. How could someone as harmless as you hurt anything~
>>8929892
Oh, and congrats, Sally.
>>8929917
Thank you for the game.
>>8929917
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8929917
Thank you for hosting
>>8929892
Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting.
>>8929917
THANKS FOR THE GAME BRAH
>>8929892
>Monoko claps a few times.
>>8929902
Jude give me sheckles please.
>>8929892
Grats, Hedgehog.
>>8929917
Thanks for proving I'm one of the smartest tributes here.
>>8929892
Of course my boss won.. urgh. Thanks, I guess.
>>8929917
Congrats to the winner.
Thanks for hosting.
>>8929861
>>8929906
>lmao
Erm...no. I've performed it of course, but I don't have it.
>>8929892
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8929917
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8929913
Keh? How would that even work?
>>8929892
An acceptable outcome.
>>8929917
I appreciate the chance, host. Heh...
>Post memorable HG moments while we wait for another host.
>>8929917
I just knew it! Congrats, babe! Thanks!
>>8929921
Fleeting fame and occasionally interpersonal relationships. That is all that can be taken from the arena.
>>8929917
Thank you for the match, and congratulations to what I presume to be a squirrel.
>>8929917
Summary as promised.
>>8929927
>>8929930
>>8929932
>>8929934
>>8929936
>>8929939
>>8929948
>>8929952
>>8929960
>>8929961
>>8929973
>>8929979
As usual, anytime. Thanks for being lovely people.
I'm ready for a round three as well. I just need to make the thread.
>>8929923
You're one to talk about being small and sweet looking.
I can easily hurt something with my hands, or some of my mana, or even by using a whip. The possibilities are endless, but it also depends on the opportunity. If I was up against someone like you I'm positive I could easily manhandle you, but if it was some big god creature...hehe.
>>8929913
Me.
>Orchestrating his hands, his hand movements cause the stands of spider silk to wrap around Subaru' joints. They start to magicaly burrow and connect to him until subaru will eventually become a living puppet.
Now calm down, I just need to run a few warm ups and I *might* let you go.
>>8929935
(kek)
>>8929960
YOU PERFORMED WHAT?!!!!
>>8929917
>Thanks for hosting.
>>8929979
Exactly. So it doesn't really count as theft.
>>8929985
All right, sounds good.
>>8930011
Insecticide? He's killed insects?
>>8929960
GIVE US INCESTICIDE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
>>8930003
>tfw Subaru will never manhandle you
Will Aussa finally defeat his evil brother now that incesticide is a thing?
>>8929971
<list of IPs>
>>8930029
No, Incesticide.
>>8930003
Aww, you make it sound so exciting~ Why don't you just show us all what you're made of?
>>8930029
It still happened, and it still affected my opinion of you.
>>8930029
>>8930033
I hope he partakes in NEITHER, thank you very much!
>>8929960
It's simple. If we say we're taking twenty-four, we take all the tributes after twenty-four. Get what I'm saying now? We only accept the best of the best for our game. People that make us both look good.
>>8930011
>Subaru does the opposite of what's asked of him and begins struggling to get out of the silk
Th-this isn't funny anymore. You can let me go at any time and I might let YOU go! Use your brain and pick the obvious choice!
>>8930038
All you'd have to do is ask. I don't mind setting people straight in a non-weird way.
>>8930060
You mean you want me to hurt you? Right here and now? While everyone's watching? While you look like a small girl and I could get shunned for harming a small child? I see right past your tricks, girlie.
>>8930095
But don't you want some good ol insestiside? It's awesome and makes you feel good.
Insisticide: kills all polite people
>>8930064
>Doggo sighs.
Look, I'm sorry, I really am...
>>8930095
...You can't say to my face that cockroaches are a good thing that shouldn't die.
>>8930098
Oh really now?
>With a flick of one of his wrists, he makes subaru punch himself.
>>8930109
>how to ruin a meme in less than 20 mins
>>8930127
We aren't talking about insecticide, we are talking about insesticide.
>>8930127
Good. That's all I wanted to hear.
>>8930011
How else would I make some of my potions without the aid of insects as ingredients?
>>8930033
Not that, you pervert!
>>8930098
Hah hah! I see clearly now! You are but a genius! When shall we start?
>>8930146
Dude, check your spelling, it's incesticide