HG thread.
That's the least popcorn I've ever seen in one of these. You should be more careful.
Big nigger balls
Eggman are you here?
>>8923759
Fingerprints.
>>8923764
Kek nice one /b/ro epic for the win!
>>8923759
I really need more ammo for my blaster. I only have 12 shots left.
Maybe I shouldn't have destroyed that package.
>>8923775
Thanks.
Make sure to like,comment,and subscribe.
>>8923773
If you can't figure out how to properly turn off the birthday lights, then you should probably just run away.
>>8923750
Doesn't mean I can't tease you for it! You don't seem like a romantic but it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. And maybe the worst as well.
>>8923760
Hmm. I must be imagining it. If you wish to have friends, being honest is a key part in them.
>>8923759
Frilly idea! The one that is asleep should be of great help!
>>8923787
I have a bad feeling about this...
>>8923791
That's good to know, thank you.
>>8923759
For justice!
>>8923772
Hello Lenny, when did you show up?
>>8923787
>are you alright? Your random commentary is more random than usual.
>>8923787
We can never be immune to true surprises. If anyone tells you otherwise, they're intentionally misleading you.
>>8923787
>She stares at it for a while. Her looking uncomfortable is a rare sight.
This... is the the wild card's weapon. Is he present as well?
>>8923805
I was in the last thread but I didn't say anything.
>>8923808
Festivities.
>>8923808
I only deserve the best, like getting stung to death by mutant wasps. Or me being in a fire that blows up the whole world. Or falling down the stares.
>>8923817
I actually took the time to plan this one out.
>>8923791
It's a sensitive topic! I'm not one for that sorta thing as a whole. It's just...you know..."if".
...I'm just gonna turn in before I say something even dumber.
>>8923817
>>8923808
Yay, I can go pass out now. Thanks, Mokou.
>>8923826
>cirno
>dies
>from
>hypothermia
>>8923799
I am glad you realize that. So you would know it be unwise for you to keep what you have stole from me, right?
>>8923826
I can envision it now. "blip' and a way out of here will just show up.
>>8923828
You are a curiosity, Rika. One that I wish to speak with more on. Tata!
>>8923826
Extra colors likely signify a change in pace.
>>8923808
>The Droid watches the man run off, as he begins to bleed out from the wound.
I knew I should have used my blaster!
>>8923826
>The Droid begins to slam his blaster into the man's back as he pins him to the ground. The droid is speaking nonsense, only strange beeps and boops as he assaults the detective.
>>8923808
>Youmu attempts to have Adachi bring her some sherbet icecream.
>it was innefective.
>>8923826
Very funny...
>>8923850
>When questioned why the fire was blue, the woman refused to speak any further. Her efforts in putting it out drops all charges made against fer.
>>8923850
I think it'll come back some day. Extra proof would probably be helpful if that does happen.
I'm coming out to say I'm going
>>8923877
I am glad you finally admit that you love getting your ass pounded by homeless people for a big mac.
>>8923871
This is a disaster.
>She falls to her knees, distraught on her face.
Everyone knows the woman in blue. They will know my name as well.
>>8923871
>>8923871
Fusion.
>>8923846
I uh- Fine...
>The Droid reluctantly opens up the secret storage compartment in his back pack as he hands her the strange card.
>>8923850
>The droid was still acting crazy and now his photo-receptors were malfunctioning as he swears he sees a clone trooper, which he promptly kills with China.
>>8923871
>Once the droid returns to normal, he's currently throwing a hatchet. He's reaction is too late, and he ends up just narrowly missing his target.
Well, that was odd.
I'm never doing that again.
>>8923893
The views atop certain mountains will yield far more information than that of others. The responsibility is finding which ones are worthy of experiencing.
>>8923908
Alri-
>The Commander Droid quickly scans the supplies, and soon finds out that there's no blaster ammo inside.
Oh come on!
>>8923877
Solutions and tattats for now!
>>8923903
>She takes the cards but with a smile, putting it in her book as if it were a bookmark.
Thank you! I was beginning to fear for your life! I have yet to try robot yet.
>>8923908
That was a major success. Well done! Oh me? I only need my book for now.
>>8923908
This is way you always think of a backup sport, in case your original one gains too many followers.
>>8923927
Flooding.
>>8923934
I'm not going to tell you what I saw, because you can already understand its significance without much context at all.
>>8923921
Uh...
Trust me, you wouldn't like the taste of metal.
>>8923927
I got it! I got it! I got it!
>The Commander Droid successfully catches the ball. But then he notices something strange about it. Is that, beeping?
Uh-o-
>The Commander Droid is cut off by the sudden explosion, destroying is entire upper body to bits and pieces which fly everywhere.
>>8923927
Firearms still escape me. Maybe I don't need to do anything to it?
>>8923942
What lies beyond this wrapping excites me like no other. That is why I will choose not to open. The mystery is all it has.
>>8923943
You can't stop a mind from being curious. I will try for myself one of these days and see what is the fuss is about.
>>8923942
That did not squeeze correctly. I'll try again in the minimum time. Unless you want to give it a go, but I'd limit my attempts if I were you.
>>8923959
I'm also pretty certain humans are physically incapable of eating metal.
>>8923960
Take pride in being the worst, because that's still one more superlative than many others can say for themselves.
>>8923960
Would it be delightful? Would it be horrible? Elizabeth shall never know.
>She goes back to staring at Reigen's package.
>>8923976
Hopefully in a thousand years these will all be lyrics to a song no one knows.
>>8923977
>She goes pack to staring at Reigens package.
Phrasing!
>>8923992
Fundamentals.
>>8923976
Your happiness makes my heart sing for joy! I know mix and matching would bring good results.
>>8923974
Of course. It is a good thing I am not human so I can test it.
>>8923992
I only wanted him for his package, as mean as that may sound.
>>8923993
Phasing?
>>8923999
All trees eventually lead to a point farthest away from themselves. The possibilities at that point become simple to calculate.
>>8924010
Rooting for Garen.
>>8924010
That was pretty good for something that didn't really happen.
>>8924010
First him then my last partner. I am just a regular rapscallion in this! I wonder what dastardly deeds I will commit next? Oh and make sure to keep him there until the bubbles disappear.
>>8924015
>kissu
>>8924017
Ofcourse...
ZA
>>8924015
Cute feet!
>>8924017
It's always an odd number, isn't it? Nothing can be regular.
>>8924023
Warudo!
>>8924017
Thanatos!
>As she yells the name and crushes a card, a black arm snakes out and rips out the other man's arm.
You should have taken me serious.
>>8924009
I'm not going to ask...
In fact, I think it's the end of my shift.
And congratulations.
>The Commander Droid casually waves a hand before heading off.
>>8924017
>>8924031
Thank you for the game.
>>8924031
Congratulations, perverted woman in blue. And thanks for hosting, Mokou!
>>8924031
Draw your own conclusions from it, and then upload them for the few of us that are left.
>>8924031
>the doll stares at the host, almost like it's thankful for the game.
>>8924040
>all those qts in the second row
>>8924040
What winscreens do you have done moocow?
>>8924040
7th place... I blame RNGesus.
>>8924031
>>8924040
Two wins in 24 hours. I am on blue fire right now! You have my thanks for hosting this. You also mystified me with your fantastic commentary.
>>8924038
I see that you do not share my curiosity. Tata! I must have absolutely frightened him!
>>8924039
Perverted? Oh my! Is it because I took the win you thought was destined for the one you wanted to win that you throw such slander?
Need another host?
>>8924062
Please no I want to sleep
>>8924040
For the first time in a long time, I can say that for the first time in a long time, I can say.
>>8924062
It would be a pleasure. Though my body is more willing than my mind at the moment. Though if you cannot get the desired amount, I suggest we all get some rest.
>>8924060
That, as well as staring at Reigens package.
>>8924072
Why are you quoting Jaden Smith anyway?
>>8924033
ZA WALLDO
>>8924091
OBA HEBUN
>>8924091
Taco no tamale!
>>8924076
I knew my suspicions was correct. But how does the second factor into that. It was so large I couldn't ignore it. Many others would feel the say as well.
>>8924100
>Youmu mutters under her own breath
I don't think even my Hakurouken can clear this up...
>>8924072
I can tell you definitively that there still exist houses in which one still hasn't been set up. I've seen a couple. In fact, I've been in one of those houses before.
>>8924120
>saving that one. Thanks again for the fun game!
>>8924120
danke
We're too young to die.
First 24.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4TyqYsC26g
>>8924117
Are you speaking to yourself?
>She knocks on the girl's head.
Hello! Anyone there? You still haven't explained why it is.
>>8924145
Suz
>>8924145
Natsuko Ooshima
>>8924145
Kool Keith
Woman in Blue Clothes
>>8924145
School Shooter-chan
>>8924145
Anders Holm
>>8924145
Vino
>>8924145
Sliver Queen
>>8924145
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8924145
Seth's dick
Raphiel
>>8924145
Grora
>>8924145
Black Dynamite
11 more to go.
>>8924145
Fist me baby, on more time
>>8924145
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8924145
angry loli
>>8924145
Eggman-kun
>>8924145
Ro
>>8924145
Teto
>>8924145
Maria and Harusame
>>8924145
angry loli's mommy
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph588cce7a4531f
>>8924145
Anchovy
>>8924156
>>8924145
Woman in Blue Clothes
Whoops!
>>8924145
Youmu Konpaku
>>8924145
Alfred Jones
>>8924145
Eric Andre
>>8924172
>>8924145
Sogetsu
>>8924145
Lord Beerus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2E9kBc7xG0
I want to nurture school shooter chan's damaged and sense of self worth and help hone her skills into a more effecient killing machine
>>8924146
>sorry, dozed off. May go to bed.
>>8924145
Avenger
>>8924213
Make it so. Give it>>8924156
to him>>8924209
>>8924221
>That's fair. May gonna to go to sleep myself.
>>8924213
>>8924204
>>8924206
Hey, can you do this one favour for me? I think it'd be a good idea if he were to join instead of me! I picked a bad time to be up.
>>8924225
Ya got beat to it but I have a feeling you're going to slide your spot somewhere else so I'll wait.
>>8924230
You sure did, my boy.
>Hits you in the dick with a fucking sledgehammer
>>8924213
Again with my slowness. Could you give it to her?
>>8924233
So thoughtful. Here it is.
>>8924238
>>8924223
>>8924238
I am losing my senses the more I am awake. Stop me now.
>>8924213
>>8924209
>can you swap me out for Beerus please?
>>8924233
>>8924223
>swap me for Avenger, since Beerus got swapped already
>>8924236
YEOUCH! Goddamnit, Anon, I open my mouth ONCE and then you instantly assault me! Is it the same person hitting me, or am I just going crazy?!
Alright. All that swapping's out of the way.
Brudbath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
>>8924247
>>8924253
You're 2 slow.
I want to systematically shoot and kill all 643 student, teachers, and staff within my school and blow the entire building to kingdom come with myself inside when the SWAT team enters, but not before they're able to relay a video feed of my work lining the hallways with corpses and high velocity blood spatter all over the walls back to HQ.
>>8924213
Swap everyone for the avatar to their left
>>8924241
Correct assumption! Now I can sleep without feeling too guilty! It has been a wonderful day but my stamina is not everlasting. You have my thanks for hosting this and to anyone still persisting in this hour, tata for now!
>>8924258
>all 4 of my tributes dead
>>8924254
Same person. I used to push some faggot back in the ocean whenever he showed up..You'll do.
>>8924258
Sliver queen? She's alright.
>>8924258
>Shudders.
Dolphins...
>>8924269
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>8924259
>Ruger 10/22 takedown model.
>glock in a serpa holster.
>soon as your rimfire has a missfire due to mass prodeced ammo, your ass is getting jumped.
>-3/10
>>8924267
See you later!
>>8924271
Oh! I didn't expect you to actually answer me seriously. Uh, I hope I'm doing a good job filling in for his place! You're not someone I talk to often, right? Just want to get that straight before I leave you alone.
>>8924279
>angry loli and seth's dick adventures
If 7-11s are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
>>8924282
Not really, I think. My job's done anyway. Untill next time, and wear protection or something. Unless you like your Donald blue and bruised.
>>8924286
aesthetics
>anime will never deliver your pizza
>>8924279
Grats Mokou.
>>8924302
>The poster on the left
>>8924302
She's going to get raped. Guy has a image of her half nude just to the left
>>8924292
Good! The last thing I'd want to find out after coming back is finding out a friend of mine was the one kicking the Statue of Liberty!
A hero needs to take on his troubles like a true man. Next time I come, I bet that I won't even flinch! Catch you later, dude!
>>8924302
kancolle is vidya
>>8924274
How did you come to this conclusion?
>>8924303
Shit fuck.
>>8924303
Once upon a time there was a lonely dick that loved a loli.
He got cucked.
Mokou's going for that win though.
>>8924319
An impressive feat, if only to be performed once.
>>8924302
animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2015-02-20/more-images-released-for-pizza-hut-japan-kancolle-campaign/.85230
>>8924317
I don't know, you just seem like a cool dude, if not jyst a bit creepy.
>>8924302
Dammit now i want some pizza hut.
>>8924333
Do not trust the bug! For it has perverted tastes!
>>8924338
III II IIII
II I IIII
One hyper-realistic morning, I opened my hyper-realistic eyes, only to find that my hyper-realistic sheets had been torn off my hyper-realistic bed and strewn about my hyper-realistic room. I decided, with my hyper-realistic brain, to jump out of my hyper-realistic bed to find the cause of this, only to notice that, when my hyper-realistic feet touched the hyper-realistic carpet, it was damp.
Looking down with my hyper-realistic eyes, I saw that it was covered in hyper-realistic blood. I opened my hyper-realistic mouth to scream, but hyper-realistic blood started to pour out, and my hyper-realistic eyes became filled with hyper-realistic blood-tears. Due to a massive loss of hyper-realistic blood, I died, and then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out.
>>8924338
Infamous at butchering his sex life maybe.
>>8924349
•S?
>>8924352
Can I atleast give her just the tip?
>>8924355
Fuck off you ingrate. loli shipgirls are for cuddles and headpats.
>>8924333
We are not a dude. But we can not deny the latter.
>>8924340
>It's true.
>>8924354
Surprise, mother fucker!
>>8924353
That's some hyper-realistic spoop right there.
>>8924354
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
DONT LEWD THE ANGRY LOLI
>>8924367
>Impales with a Reigen.
Revenge is sweet.
>>8924364
Can I fug a Nagato?
>>8924378
Looks like the loli was too much for it to handle.
>>8924353
every creepy pasta ever
>>8924388
>>8924383
Only if it's consensual and with love and passion.
>>8924378
Pretty sure impaling a dolphin with your Reigen counts as bestiality somewhere.
>notifies Dolphin police
>>8924383
Yes
Girls like her and Atago were made for fug
>>8924388
And the loli's moved on to her next target.
>>8924398
You started it you aquatic mammal fuck.
>>8924399
I'd banzai Atago if you know what I mean.
>>8924403
PAN PAKA PAN
>>8924402
awawawawawa
>>8924400
Say it with me.
BLACKED.
>>8924411
You fucking know it.
>>8924411
Pan paka pan
>>8924417
Petan petan tsurupetan!
>>8924417
Disable the subs you fucking inept
>>8924414
I think he was rhyming already. They seem to do that.
>>8924427
I'm not putting that much effort into getting images for a shipgirl.
>>8924425
Sleeping or being close to death somewhere.
>>8924241
>>8924244
>>8924253
Damn this wretched, foolish, host for not gaining me entry. When I tear him to shreds, you three will be lucky enough to be spared my wrath!
>>8924440
>Kamina
>>8924429
>now I can sleep. Thanks for the game, Reigen. And congrats to who ever wins.
>>8924441
Oh my fucking god.
I think we know the loli's secret now.
It all makes sense.
>>8924453
Sleep tight you cute half a person you.
>>8924455
Oh my god Beerus you fucking idiot.
>>8924455
>mfw all tributes are below angry loli because she is the top of the hierarchy
WE'RE ALL DOGMEN
>>8924453
Why is Myon blushing?
Aren't they the same person?
Are they separate consciousnesses?
Is there romance involved?
WHAT ARE YOU, HALFGHOST!!!
Good night, HG
>>8924462
BEERUS YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>8924468
Sleep tight peach.
>>8924462
BEERUS WTF
>>8924464
While Myon is apart of Youmu, it acts as if it has a mind of its own.
>>8924469
Oh sweet jesus thank god the security in this place is so tight.
Could you imagine if that thing got out?
Winner next slide btw.
>When your two OOC 3D avas make a song together and it's really fucking good
https://youtu.be/d9IxdwEFk1c
>>8924475
Also, before I go, I place the Vader curse on Beerus.
>>8924475
>>8924479
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED
>>8924475
>Beerus pulling the strings of the one who hit him with a truck
>hitting himself with the truck
4d chess?
>>8924481
>>8924394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWOTQRduHeA
>>8924481
>>8924488
I think we can all confirm that cute lolis are the strongest thing in the HG universe after Eggman-kun, yes?
>>8924491
Who's wretched and foolish now?
>>8924488
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8924498
well i don't wanna brag or anything, but...
also when the fuck is the image reposts gonna be fixed
>>8924501
yeaaaa booooi
>>8924483
Got one.
>>8924488
>>8924485
Another victory for the Anzio team! Thank you for for displaying my glory in such fashion!
>>8924485
Goddammit beerus.
>>8924488
Thanks for the 6 am host mello.
>>8924512
Bitch, I will stick my dick in your hair drills!
>>8924516
If you even thing of laying a single finger on me I will crop you from one side of this country to the next!
>>8924529
I'm not hearing a no~
>>8924537
And you think I'll dignify the likes of such filth with a response? If you had any common sense then then you should already know the answer.
Bah!
>tfw you realize you've got so little life that you've watched every single video on this playlist https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgN0XIsd_0qyfnljCOOk9tKHiCyHB8dcF
>>8924546
But if you say to someone that you're not going to respond, doesn't that technically count as a response?
Post your results
https://8values.github.io/
https://8values.github.io/
https://8values.github.io/
>>8924577
S-Silence!
>>8924584
>Inb4 IP leak
>>8924594
not him, seen that site on /pol/
it's not a thing like that
>>8924594
>tries to take the star mask off
>>8924598
That was actually such an innocent and pure hearted reply that I will participate in your survey and post my results as soon as possible.
>>8924610
NEVER
>>8924621
Take it off.
>>8924629
I take it off to troll newfags who don't know who I am.
>>8924584
Yo does anyone want to teach me how the fuck to play Don't Starve Together
>>8924660
Ask Junko, she's really good at not starving.
>>8924668
omg LOL XD
>>8924671
OMG D E S T R O Y E D !!!
O-Ok what about Dead Rising 2 anybody want to fuck around in Dead Rising 2
When will Junko Enoshima return to us?
Has anyone heard from her since she left?
>>8924680
I'm trying to get my dick to rise after irl Junko killed my boner.
>>8924689
>irl Junko
Did she post an image of herself?
>>8924694
H-Haha ok guys that's fine I'll just play more cool games alone
Well lads im taking a snooze. I'm sicking up over here.
>>8924700
That isn't her
>>8924660
i only ever fucked around with the mods
>>8924707
>Her
We tracked this irl photo down through her tumblr
>>8924711
Kek are you fuckin serious
>>8924711
>her
>>8924713
Yes.
Can confirm Junko is actually a girl.
Heard the voice.
>>8924713
Yes, his tumblr was posted in the thread and anons got to work.
If you check the image it's a convention in Kentucky.
>>8924700
>Zoom and enhance background
>See 'toontown'
Fuck urge to make a Toontown Rewritten account for old shits rising
>>8924723
Did she sound fat?
>>8924731
>She
He probably has a high pitched voice like ralphy may.
>>8924723
Describe her voice to me.
Also how and where did you hear her voice, she would never speak to anyone else in a VC.
>>8924731
She sounded like what I expected a Kentucky woman to sound like.
>Adachi this far into denial
>>8924740
So unattractive?
>>8924739
You get special perks when you pretend to be her dog.
>>8924740
Like a man
>>8924746
>Her
>>8924744
Yes.
http://thateffincat.tumblr.com
>Junko's tumblr
>Of a guy
>Of a GUY
>A GUY
>>8924746
You ERPed while in a voice chat with her didnt you?
Did Littlefinger get the same privileges?
>>8924752
>>>ADACHI THIS FAR IN DENIAL
>>8924759
ADACHI ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>8924743
I have no reason to be in denial when it comes to the autistic retard that is Junko Enoshima.
>>8924756
I never ERPed with her, all she wanted was Minako and she wasn't getting my pure Persona girl.
>>8924766
What does Junko's laugh sound like?
Does she speak the same way she types?
As in only speaking up when she wants something from you.
>Adachi whines for Junko to vc with him for months
>Threatens to kill himself if Junko doesn't vc
>Doesn't want blood on his hands so he agrees to VC
>Tries to talk in a girly voice
>Adachi buys it
>He asks Junko to talk about how big his dick is while they ERP
>He does, in the fake girly voice
>Adachi gets too self-conscious and stops the call
>"Thanks that was great but I'm gonna go sorry"
>Crisis averted thanks to Adachi's tiny cock
>>8924766
Minako
On a scale of 1 to 10, how powerful do you think Godo is?
>>8924774
Junko didn't laugh.
>>8924775
You're trying so hard right now.
>>8924778
stop.
>>8924752
Yeah junko is a guy. That is IF YOU BELIEVE IN SCOCIETY'S LIES
>>8924781
What did she do?
>>8924781
Give me the Minako, I require her blood
>>8924781
Did she talk about ships and Hoshi with you
>>8924779
A guy like Junko can kick his ass.
>>8924783
Talked for a little bit, nothing more, nothing less.
>>8924784
no.
stop right now.
>>8924787
No.
>>8924784
I want to fuck this cute anime
>>8924790
Fine
>>8924792
Not fine!
>Tfw you know junko talked with ships and hoshi with LF
What happened adachi?
IT'S LIT
>>8924813
TOON TOWN IS BACK?!
>>8924814
Somebody made a fan game and server Toontown Rewritten get the fuck in here nigga what u waiting for
If you want to get technical, Junko Enoshima has been a man since April 5th 2017.
>>8924824
Technically news came out that the one before that was a man too, I hope you're not too disappointed.
>the youkai just sits there, confused at what the humans are saying
You know I walked in here seven minutes ago, and I'm still confused...
>>8924830
>kissus
>>8924830
The are attempting to ascertain the gender of a some mythical creature that has vanished a long time ago.
>>8924839
Proofread, Hoshi. It'll make a difference
>>8924839
A dinosaur?
>tfw you fag junko better than the original junko
>>8924848
>tfw you're fag
>>8924843
Can't, I'm dodging traffic.
>>8924850
Yes, I am a pretty tiring task.
>>8924850
>i like dick
I want to speak with Junko while pressing my dick against my speaker so that every time words come out of Junko's flabby mouth, I will get aroused.
>Tfw you filled Junko with despair by impregnating her
>>8924824
What do you mean?
>>8924865
I've been fagging Junko at random times since April 5th 2017.
>>8924866
Big deal.
>>8924884
Why ask then? Dumb shit.
>>8924835
>squirms behind the mask
Damn you humans! Enough with kissing the mask!
>shakes their fists at the anon
>>8924839
Such a silly topic to argue about, humans these days...
>>8924899
Apparently many humans have made offerings in it's name without completely understanding it's identity. Now their followers have split and gone to war with each other.
>>8924912
Truly? Why would one offer anything to a hidden entity? Humans are painfully dumb. Though I do wonder which side will win.
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
>>8924922
Neither, the diety has stolen the purity of their shrine maidens and with it's distruction, they are left with nothing but resentment for all of those around them. They have all lost. You have not heard pf such deities tormenting humans in this fashion before, have you?
>>8924951
I have seen many deities set out to destroy humanity before, but never have I seen one manage to destroy the hopefulness of their own worshippers... it's a tad bit horrible for one to have that sort of... what's the word? Messed up mindset.
NGW?
>>8924991
If a diety disappears quietly then that is that. Foolish people will always find a way to fall into some spiritual trap. I believe in only myself and my sword.
That is an interesting mask, what is it's purpose?
>>8925015
its*
>>8925035
>>8924951
its*
>>8924912
also its*
man you gotta look this up
>>8925051
>Punches
CHEERIO!
>>8925015
This hannya mask? Why it's to hide my face, isn't that what all masks are for?
>>8925056
>fuckign dies
Nice fukin circlejerk you guys got going on, does it come in not cancer?
Nya~ So boring...
>>8925064
You could've picked up a cuter mask, you know. If you're a warrior that must scare her enemies, then that makes more sense.
>>8925065
Who are you? And why was my CHEERIO! enough to knock you out cold? I'm not that strong.
>>8925084
>kissu
>>8925086
To...ga...me...
>>8925095
Nice dubs, you fucking joke.
>>8925086
A cuter mask?! What use does a youkai have for being cute?! It's meant to be creepy and scary! Don't you feel your skin crawling?!
>>8925113
You think I'm a fucking joke? Well, you're a fucking clown. That's right. You're a fucking clown, Izaya.
>>8925084
Pick yourself up, we seem to have amassed a gathering of people in this place
>Sets up a small table and places a place of dumplings on top
>>8925099
>Squats beside you poking your face her finger
This one knows my name. What is yours? You seem to be a student from a foreign land. You have strange clothes as well.
>>8925121
My skin? Crawling? Not particularly. Times have changed, people are not so easily frighted by masks as much as real threats to their lives such as disease, bandits, natural disasters, and wars. I wonder, what is wrong with your real face that you must put an uglier one on top of it.
>>8925123
Now thats just plain rude, you don't see me dressed up in makeup with long ass shoes on making balloon animals. No, instead I'm sitting here circlejerking online like a fucking lonely loser trying to crack the code for the next big shitstorm. Clowns are better than I am. Apologise to all the clowns of the world.
>>8925150
>gets up as if nothing happened
I'm Aikawa. I'm a wizard student.
>flies away
>>8925171
Wh-What?! A wizard?
>Throws a rock at you but her weak arms can only propel it a few meters away in front of her
>>8925192
He ain't a wizard, just stupid.
>>8925198
Shut the fuck up you degenerate
>>8925198
Obviously, if he's weak enough to fall to my strikes he is weak if not stupid. You seem to be familiar with him, his he your son?
...Wait
HE? HIM? SON?
HE WAS A MALE?!
>>8925150
My face is fine, you rude human... you people are too violent and imaginative, makes it harder to surprise...
>>8925202
Back ta breakfast, then.
>>8925210
Surprised? I was too, first time, but ya learn ta stop lettin' that kinda thing catch ya off guard around here. Ya see things that make ya question if you're even in real life anymore, that's just the tip 'a the iceberg. 'N ta answer your question, nah, in fact I'd rather not be around that guy for more than a few minutes. Not the type 'a company I like keepin'. I just been around for a long while. Started learnin' all the familiar faces. Comes with time.
>>8925213
Well, well, then I suppose I'm to give up my pursuit of seeing your true face.
But you must admit, if you knock on any doors with that mask on, you will surely recieve a handful of sweets from the owner.
>>8925226
Are you discreetly trying to tell me that you have information I might be interested in buying?
>>8925210
>>8925226
>swipes over the girl's head, then munches on the "air"
Delicious!
Guys I found Junko irl
>>8925266
The only sweets I desire is human despair! Human fear! Human sadness! That's what food youkai feast on!
>>8925226
Depends what you're seekin', doll. I'm a man that knows how ta get information, but in a place like this, information changes real quick. It's unreliable. Somethin's true one second, n'then's immediately knocked on its head the next. Ya never know what's gonna be around the next corner. Normal things you'd just take as fact where you come from changes like day 'n night here. Takes a real seasoned veteran 'a this place ta really map out patterns 'n find rhyme or reason in a place like this.
If you're lookin' ta know how ta win these things, I'll tell ya there's no amount of information you can gather for that. It's all skill. In everythin'. Fightin', luck, anythin' you could possibly bring under that belt'a yours'll help ya in there.
Anythin' else, though? I've probably got somethin' ta tell ya about it.
>>8925292
>He just scoots further away from the crazy masked woman.
>>8925300
>calls himself a doll
kek
>>8925306
>F-Fuk u anon u know who im replying to stop bullying me I didn't sleep at all last ngiht
>>8925295
I wish
>>8925292
>Ducks out of reflex
GAH!
What in the world?
>>8925296
Pity you cannot feed on human astonishment, perhaps you would be full to the brim, become drowsy on your stomach, and return from whence you can to take a nap!
>>8925300
I am here to collect winscreens in the name of the Shogunate. We already have one, and many to follow. Although a little extra information will never hurt. Even if it isn't directly related, we can use it to our advantage. What sort do you have for us?
>>8925306
>Lets out a small burst of air from her nose
Where the hosts where the hosts where the hosts at
>>8925342
We're in crisis
>>8925339
You were surprised, so you produced a... wait why am I explaining this to a human? And I can also feed on astonishment if someone is surprised enough, though it doesn't taste as good.
>>8925342
I'd host but I have no code that I feel like hosting
>>8925339
Winscreens, eh? Alright, I think I can be of help here. No charge, since it ain't exactly a tough answer ta get.
Keep a look out for the big-namers in the hostin' scene. Specifically the loud one, Seth, that crazy one with the star for a head, that guy dressed like a chick you were talkin' to earlier, 'n the guy that says he's a psychic. Those guys always put a stupid amount 'a effort inta their winscreens, even though their games're fairly rare. If you're in the right place at the right time 'n get lucky enough, ya might be goin' home with a piece 'a art.
>>8925381
On that note
https://hgtools.neocities.org/hungertale/page2.html
>>8925361
My astonishment along with any other emotion of mine will taste empty and bitter, because my emotions are only pawns to realize my objectives. They are not real, even to me, how can they taste real to you?
...D-Did they really not taste as good?
>>8925381
That's exactly what we are looking for. certificates to validate our resourcefulness and intellect to the shogunate. How many do you have yourself? I can assume you have earned many of them already. Enjoy your time of glory because we will pass you soon enough.
>>8925406
>Shut the fuck up you degenerate
>>8925410
Not too many, actually. Somewhere between the thirty ta forty range. I took a long break from actually participatin' here, myself. Got married, had kids, couldn't set the time aside ta do much away from the family. You know how it is.
Either way, I ain't here for the wins. I don't mind if ya take 'em all. I'm just here for exercise. I come here ta stay in shape the best way I know how. 'N that's with fightin'. Hopin' that somebody'll come along that can actually make me work up a sweat.
>>8925410
Positive emotions don't taste as good as negative ones, but nonetheless they are food to us, yours tasted... well iffy a bit.
>>8925440
>>Shut the fuck up you degenerate
Oshit, is it time for an RP fight?
>>8925455
>Vino unsheathes his katakana
You don't want to start somethin' ya can't finish.
>>8925440
You sound like you know your way around a battle field. How is it that you make your victories? What are your talents? It's okay, if we ever meet in a fight, I'm sure to deduce them in a moment anyway, why not make them a topic for our interesting discussion?
>>8925443
You must live close to here, because if this place is the only one you have for negative emotions, I would hate to break the news that it is short of any kind of emotion at the moment.
So... How does my confusion taste?
>>8925464
>Aikawa unleashes his dual pistols
You don't want to finish something you can't start.
>>8925464
>>8925455
>>8925474
Ready, FIGHT!
>>8925471
I'm an assassin. That's about all that's worth tellin' ya. We'd be here all day talkin' about my talents n' fightin' styles. I was raised ta adapt ta that sorta thing. Naturally I've just picked up a lotta skill as time's gone on. Ya might've heard 'a Vino in the papers. The Rail Tracer. Don't make one difference ta me if ya know every detail 'a my style, anyhow. I'm confident there ain't no one out there who can beat me.
You?
>>8925474
>Vino cracks his knuckles, which are actually guns embedded underneath his skin, and those guns have knives attached to them that come out of his hands like wolverine claws
That don't even make sense.
Guys we're on page 9, we need a new thread
>Awawa RP fighting a cute anime girl
WHAT'S GOING ON
>>8925471
Hm? Oh I can't taste stuff without eating your negative cloud, but happiness and depression can be felt easily by me.