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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gorey Gauntlet XXXV cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
DAY 5!
Ah, the customary post-Feast peace. I wonder if the winner will be an anime girl?
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Big black dick
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BASED
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>>8921412
If a cute anime girl wins will you give them a victory kissu?
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>>8921431
Its all I ever eat.
>King Knight
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>>8921326
>She's extremely emotionally unstable now beyond just being angry and is struggling to balance out her normal pissy self and something more friendly that she was suggested to do and is trying to emulate. "Grumpy bundle of nerves" works. Not that I'm doing what I wanted to justice.
>>8921318 (Emil)
>Rika takes in a huge breath, swelling up like she's about to lash out and start screaming...before sighing it all back out dramatically. She wipes her hand on her shirt.
...Whatever. Fine. You get ONE. Barely broke the skin, anyways.
>>8921331 (Ibaraki)
It means you're an idiot and are loathsome. And shape-shifting doesn't matter for anything, considering how uncomfortable turning in to the opposite gender would be! Presumably, anyhow.
>>8921340 (Elizabeth)
If you are what you're claiming, don't you already know the answer?
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>>8921412
Rooting for Len!
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AUTISTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HOLY SHIT HOW WILL AUSSA EVER RECOVER
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New god t b h
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>>8921412
>As soon as she is noticed the inchling's face goes blush red and she takes off into hiding, unable to face the embarrassment.
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>tfw ate dinner, and I could have rped with anyone but I was too late and couldn't reply in time
everybody hurts
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Which secret discord could be behind all these anonposts?
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NIGHT 5!
I'm not saying it. I refuse.
>>8921436
That increases my risk of cooties, though.
>>8921447
She wouldn't want that.
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>>8921412
I'm definitely not trapped in a boy body, that's for damn sure. I know yer doing this on purpose, Host.
>>8921340
>he falters as soon as pressure is applied to his shoulder, to the point where he's kneeling in front of her
Ow ow ow! Alright, I get it! Lighten up before I die!
>>8921357
Let's just assume the host made the mistake, alright? It's easier on me.
>>8921396
>>8921370
That's what ya get for putting yer damn hands on me!
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>Assgore shits on Aussa to fit in
Jesus what a poser.
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>>8921444
I'm not getting that at all.
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>>8921471
The public one.
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>>8921476
Tch. Ya think I'm gonna kill someone that gave me tea? Fuck that! Yer all dead as soon as we find her.
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>>8921476
: c
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>>8921476
>The inchling isn't able to track down her giantess target. Perhaps because she is far too elusive, or because she is able to cover far more ground than the tiny girl. Or both.
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>>8921491
This is what I got.
>Bipolar girl trying not to be a dick for one second. It's not working.
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>>8921476
Cooties aren't real, assgore. That's a plot made up by feminists to destroy the nuclear family and heterosexuality. Learn the lore.
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>>8921482
>Abandoning the pacifist route this far in
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>>8921515
That's actually a lot of what I got too. Seems like he tries to be a pissy ava but then just drops it after 2 posts and is instantly nice for some reason.
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>>8921482
This
It's about time he stopped sampling all the different type of dick and decided which one he wanted to ram down his throat.
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DAY 6!
For what it's worth, an anime revolving around four girls and a guy playing a DnD campaign would most definitely be a smash hit.
>>8921480
Well, stop looking like a girl, then.
>>8921516
What about herpes?
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>>8921444
You are very unclear. I can tell some part of you is curious yet one part hesitant. I suppose it would be easier to make your decision that someone else saw my true self and they emerged fine from it.
>>8921480
>The iron maiden opens back up after a few minutes, the only form of damage is all of the holes in her dress. The woman yawns into a hand before speaking to him.
I did deserve to be put in timeout. I just didn't think that you would find him. And to deny me of seeing him...
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>>8921482
This. Dude clearly went for the easy target to get his goodboy points from Adachi and the oldfags.
Pretty shitty if you ask me.
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>>8921546
are you saying the cute anime girls are whores with the herp?
That's fucked up dude.
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>>8921444
R-Really? Ok, just hold still...
>Emil produces a small bottle of spray, then takes Rika's hand in his and sprays the affected area
It's gonna sting a bit, but that should stop it from bleeding or swelling too badly.
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>>8921501
Requesting a just edit
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>>8921555
It worked, so stop posting your mexican memes
ASGORE2K17
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>>8921482
We witness the birth of Darth Asscore.
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NIGHT 6!
It seems Ash is determined to start to end this game.
Meanwhile, yuri blossoms.
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This amount of same fagging should be a crime
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>>8921380
>Even if she didn't understand much about the woman's previous words, but the Oni clearly understood the implications about her not being strong enough
Wait a moment! You think that I'm not tough enough to rip someone in half if they dare to mess with me? I'm a mighy Oni! Just because I don't act like it all the time, that doesn't mean I'm not one!
>>8921409
>The Oni shrugs and tries her best to avoid eye contact with the human
You talk a lot for a human, but at least you're not trying to mock me, but let me also warn you! Don't take an Oni lightly, especially not at a boring place like this! Because there is nothing more dangerous than a bored Oni!
>>8921411
That's still disgusting. But I never had any problems with food, because if I didn't find anything to eat, I could always just rip apart a human for dinner.
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ASGORE MORE LIKE AUSSA GORE
HAIL TO THE KING
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>>8921530
From what I can tell, it seems she's like that to all the people she's warmed up to (being nice, I mean).
If she's not on good terms with you, she's a dick, but can sometimes lapse into being nice (very rarely, tho). Which is a hassle for me, in all honesty.
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>>8921546
That's not how ya try hitting on someone. Ya gotta get their gender right. There's only two of 'em, and I can't tell ya right now I've got something in between my legs.
>>8921550
I ain't the one denying ya. He fucking killed himself. Weren't ya listening to me, or were ya busy staring off into space? He put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger...I think. I didn't see it, but I definitely heard something.
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>>8921580
>It's a miracle the inchling's body isn't gored by the giant arrow. However, now she can't stop herself from staring at a certain giantess from afar...
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>Somewhere, Adachi is furiously stroking his dick at this savage burn Asgore just laid out
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DAY 7!
Dammit Ash. Hurry up.
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>>8921580
The fuck am I gonna do with this? There ain't even internet connection here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCqRmx3Dnw
Thread theme
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>>8921612
Asgore, how does it feel to be a true HG hero?
Do you feel accomplished?
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>>8921434
>>8921448
>>8921451
>>8921567
>>8921591
>>8921608
Is this some kind of prank
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So... what happened?
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>>8921612
The only thing that's receding is...is yer hairline! That's right, fuck off with yer hair jokes when yers looks like ya just walked out of a murky lake.
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>>8921638
ASGORE JUST ADADGASDFADAA
LAID THE FUCKING SMACKDOWN ON AUSSA
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>>8921638
Some asgore dick sucker is in the thread
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>>8921612
>The tiny girl is able to scrape away the forgotten scraps of meat off the bones of the fallen using her needle sword. She cooks them and eats them later on in the day.
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>>8921638
He fucking did it. He finally did it. Asogre FINALLY fits in. The absolute madman did it, give him a round of applause to our new God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GDdERpEXEk
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NIGHT 7!
Please stop falling one by one.
>>8921638
You missed a Gauntlet.
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>>8921638
my god
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>>8921650
Got any screencaps?
>>8921658
That sucks.
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>>8921658
i finally jobbed
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>>8921589
Then what was that reaction? If you truly are that way, you can exude from your aura alone. When I was coming up to you, you felt it, right? The dread that comes where you may just die?
>>8921602
That was NOT him ending himself. He was summoning... it would be better to show you.
>Closing her eyes, a card begins to rise in front of her, she holds it tight in her hand but seems hesitant for some reason.
It was to summon one of these.
>>8921638
The people here are going wild for some reason. I wish I knew so I can join them.
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>>8921664
go to sleep
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>>8921658
>The inchling lets out a yelp as the tunnel she was traveling down suddenly goes dark. She quickly regains her composure and keeps going, wary of things that may or may not be stirring in the dark.
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>>8921658
I don't like the look on yer face. It's annoying as shit to see ya make those silly expressions in a serious environment.
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>>8921444
>The Oni sighs as she is once again being mocked by one of the humans that she hates so much, but without saying anything, from one moment to the next her appearance changes, but this time she didn't don the form of a child
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You may start gasping in awe of my might now.
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>Asgore BTFOs Dean and gets him to leave
>Now he BTFOs Aussa
Truly the best newfag.
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>>8921665
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
THIS EPIC SAVAGERY
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DAY 8!
I've never skipped a Peace before in the Gauntlet, but you all are making me come dangerously close.
>>8921665
I may host again afterwards if no one else volunteers. I'll see how tired I am.
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>>8921699
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>>8921694
YOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID IT
ALREADY INVITED HIM TO OUR SECRET OLDFAG DISCORD, HE'S IN BOYS
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You guys are trying way too hard with these memes.
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>>8921491
>She's emotionally and at this point a bit mentally unstable, especially after exploding at Alfred earlier today. She's stressed and all the people she likes are all in bad moods and are shutting themselves off from everything and it's getting to her.
>>8921530
>Pissy is Rika's default. She's trying to force herself to be nice. It's not like PC98s were the most consistent anyhow, since half the characters break the fourth wall.
>>8921515
>>8921592
>These are fairer statements She's borderline saccharine to the people she's taken a real liking to but it takes work getting to her to that point even on her behalf. Even she knows she's being a dick about it.
>>8921550
Oh, whatever, just hit me with it! It's better than me being all caught up in curiosity anyhow.
>>8921562
>Rika lets out a shrill yelp, immediately freezing in place with gritted teeth.
That's. Not. What I meant. I meant forgiveness. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
>>8921690
Eeeeeh...I think Ibuki's still more threatening-looking by default, and she's like...four feet tall. But now? Now I'm just curious about which form is your natural state.
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>>8921665
>he did a simple jab at Aussa's rp, couple anons went crazy samefagging.
>wasn't even that good of a jab t-b-h
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>>8921710
Save us Dach. Please
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>>8921694
N-NANI!?
A R-ROAST..
OF THIS LEVEL!!
IT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!!?!
IS THIS THE POWER OF A FOUR STAR UNIFORM!?
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>>8921710
They've gotten old quickly.
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>>8921589
Yeah, alright, I'll keep that in mind. Just ah.. Try ta avoid takin' that boredom out on me, yeah? No point draggin' pointless violence outside 'a the arena. You new here, or just somebody I ain't seen around? 'Cause the second ya step in that battleground, that's my territory. I'm tellin' ya right now that if ya see me in there, I'm *gonna* do some terrible things to ya. You're gonna scream. You're gonna cry. But outside?
>He casually kicks back in a chair.
No skin off my chest. Far as I'm concerned, we're buds just the same.
Ya got that, Oni?
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NIGHT 8!
Oh.
Whelp.
FINAL TWO! PLACE YOUR BETS!
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>>8921710
That's the point, it's mocking someone who's trying to hard to fit in
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>>8921673
>he stares at the card with what looks like an indifferent expression
Whaddya trying to say, he's a magician? I ain't no magic master, but I don't think ya summon a card by shooting yerself.
He also didn't do it like that. He had a gun. He was obviously going insane.
>>8921699
Gonna have to let 'em die. I can't take any risk.
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>>8921718
>Four S-
HONO HAMES WHEN
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>>8921690
>Male Ibaraki
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>>8921728
I think the anime girl is going to win
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>>8921712
Why does she take a real liking to almost every single person she meets within 5 posts though.
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>>8921728
YA GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BABIES IN THIS DAY N AGE!? PUT ME BACK IN, ASSHOLE! STOP FINDING REASONS TO TAKE ME OUT SO I DON'T WIN!
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>>8921712
>exploding at Alfred earlier today
Hold up, nigga. When you say "earlier today", did you mean when they were discussing how to solve Rika's problems?
Because I wasn't here in the morning. All's good if you're referring to that, though.
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>>8921673
A-Ah, that reaction was just... I was just testing you. Obviously that was just a test! I was testing if you would actually dare to lay a hand on me, but you decided not to do it, so I spared your life!
Yes, that's right!
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>>8921678
w-what? Don't bully me you're not my mom.
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>>8921712
O-Oh, sorry! I didn't understand... Maybe I should just turn in, it is late after all.
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>>8921681
>now that's an awesome shop!
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>>8921747
Nah, you're wrong. The anime girl won.
>>8921752
Seeing you mad is funny, though.
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>>8921759
I'm coming over there to kick your ass
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>>8921750
No, she doesn't.
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>>8921743
B-BUT... THAT MEANS...
ASGORE HAS A KAMUI!?!?
IS HE...
SATSUKI-SAMA!?
>>8921714
>I find it a little funny.
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>>8921728
...
>The inchling sheathes her blade after this magical mishap.
There is no honor in killing an infant.
>Even if they still dwarf the tiny girl in size.
>>8921773
>The inchling never finds her final target.
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>>8921717
Not even I can save you guys.
>>8921725
Yep, they're trying harder than "too hard"
>>8921733
He saw the opportunity to meme and he took it, he hasn't mentioned anything about it since. Maybe perhaps you guys are trying too hard to shit on him, especially over a stupid meme.
>>8921743
I never had a throne.
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>>8921779
Shut the fuck up, Parsee/Asellus.
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I wish Asgore could BTFO me so I could stop coming here out of habit
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CONGRATULATIONS SUKUNA SHINMYOUMARU!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
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>>8921773
But Touhou isn
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>>8921714
>Aussa dicksucker downplays asgores based BTFOing
kys
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>>8921773
Yer not even giving me a fair shot! Ya keep removing me for bullshit reasons. Even if I was a baby, and even if ya did get shit for it, I still deserve a shot! I think a baby could easily kill those two whores!
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>>8921794
That isn't me mate.
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I don't get it.
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>>8921804
>Asgore delayed JC coming back
Thank god. We should be celebrating this desu.
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>>8921778
Try it kid, you don't know who you're dealing with.
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But first, the Placements.
>>8921802
>Places forefinger up to lips vertically.
Shhhhhh.
>>8921805
...Explain?
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>>8921750
>She doesn't. A lot of her relationships were one-sided or even outright antagonistic for a while. She's actively trying to stop being an ass now.
>>8921753
>Around that time yeah.
>>8921763
I was going to suggest we part ways before I did something I'll wind up regretting anyhow.
>She yanks her hand away, holding it close to herself.
...No hard feelings, I guess.
>>8921800
Huh. The inchling. Congrats, you.
Thanks for the show.
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>>8921800
>The tiny girl stands as the sole survivor of the arena, but cannot help that her victory feels a bit empty.
Yes... Thank you for this battle, I suppose.
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>>8921785
>didn't say it wasn't funny at all, just blown out of proportion.
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>>8921822
Looking behind you.
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>>8921800
Should've been me winning this shitfest...
Grats to the fucker that won, and thanks for hosting, cheater.
>>8921823
Ya know those movies where babies are actually super geniuses, right? I'd be like that. I could've easily kill 'em with my baby hands. It couldn't be that hard.
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>>8921794
I'm not either of them, and her not taking a liking to them five posts in wasn't mean to be positive.
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I almost forgot the Summary.
>That chain of "No deaths occurred" immediately followed by a 1-kill night.
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>>8921823
Congrats to the winner.
Thanks for hosting.
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>>8921826
I think all of this boils down to you just having shit RP and not thinking out your own OC.
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>>8921823
Thanks for the match. A-And I'm a boy for future reference.
>>8921826
I can't apologize enough to you, I'll try to make up for it... Somehow. Have a good night.
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>>8921845
That's only half of the summary
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>>8921845
um
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>>8921800
Congrats! And thanks for hosting.
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>>8921712
Could you stop brining up people that I don't care about? It's like you want to bore me to death, or maybe that's your plan? You're attempting to murder me that way?
That's actually pretty clever for a human.
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>>8921823
Rig us to win the next game just like we're rigging the playoffs and we'll pay you 70 million dollarydoos, no bamboozle
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>>8921826
Sweet, mate. Sorry for the misunderstanding, just thought that you were speaking about someone else.
You can go back to doing your things, now.
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>>8921856
>Probably.
>>8921860
Let's just pretend none of this ever happened. Bye.
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Why do people either avoid or drop me mid-conversation here
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>>8921823
Good job on securing that victory there
and thanks for the host, brotendo.
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>>8921886
Your characters not interesting, you're not interesting, or rp an anime girl with big boobs
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>>8921712
>Her smile spreads inhumanly wide at the confirmation. After giving a soft laugh, she turns around to her.
I hope you enjoy the show.
>For some reason, she begins to take off her shirt.
>>8921734
He isn't strong enough to do it himself. He needs a tool for this to happen.
>She crushes the card in her hand, a black smoke emerging from it and beginning to take form from behind the woman.
>>8921754
Saying anything to save face? Well you got me again. You are truly a master of your craft.
>>8921823
Size doesn't matter at all! Well done to her. You have my thanks for hosting this death match.
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>>8921886
Because they don't like you.
Happens to me all the time.
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Is it safe to come out yet
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This is the first time I've copied and pasted a name out of sheer fear of misspelling it.
>>8921826
>>8921827
>>8921840
>>8921850
>>8921860
>>8921871
>>8921890
>>8921896
No problemo. Thanks for playing.
>>8921864
Huh. You're right. I have no idea why that happened, and I can't salvage the game to get the full screenshot. Oh, well.
>>8921875
Oooo, tempting, tempting...
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>>8921886
Maybe you aren't giving them much to work with.
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Guys, I found a scale model of Asgore's dick.
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>>8921726
Sure, but I've been here for a while now, and I know how it goes. For some reason even you humans can match an Oni's strength in there, so it's not fun at all to mess around in the Arena.
I don't even know why I come around here to waste time when I could be with Shuten.
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>>8921900
I wonder why. Is it because with jews you lose?
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>>8921900
But we love you.
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>>8921876
>No problemo.
>>8921872
Oh, I like annoying arrogant youkai, I just can't help but do it at times.
Not like it actually matters, huh? You're just gonna be all mysterious about it either way.
>>8921896
>And almost immediately Rika looks away, shielding her eyes.
WHOA WHOA WHAT THE HELL!? Nudists aren't exactly an incomprehensible being!
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>>8921908
Uh
Yes? Why wouldn't they
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>>8921886
I might give you a really good reply post talking about something interesting and then finishing with a question or a line that you're supposed to pick up and reply with but instead you just go "Okay".
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>>8921920
Because ava and avafag are different things.
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>>8921886
I do hope I haven't done that to you, mysterious stranger.
>>8921907
Your attendant shall protect you from the big baddies of this place.
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>>8921917
>we
Don't speak for me cunt
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>>8921896
>Ginshi's gaze shifts towards the black smoke behind the women
Ya have about ten seconds to tell me what the hell's going on before I deck ya right in the jaw. I'm not liking the looks of that smoke and the sound of yer tone right now.
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>>8921907
Nope, the thread's still on fire from Asgore's epic burn.
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>>8921912
Oh shit.
The goyim know.
>>
tfw a better OC than Suz and I know it
>>
Who's the best nu-fag? (2017 Newfags)
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>>8921935
Okay, everyone but salty-san there.
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>running out Dean
>being a better shitposter than Adachi
>having a bigger cock than Rin
>totally BTFO Aussa
Fucking Asgore, how can this madman be stopped?
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>filter starts going off
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>>8921957
Asgore
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>>8921912
>not picking an extra large chance which is bigger
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>>8921913
Yeah, I been noticin' that sorta thing, too. How everyone seems ta be surprisin'ly strong in there. But that's a good thing, ain't it? It's more of a workout, keeps ya more in shape. Callin' it "not fun" again just proves the kinda person ya are. The kind that don't like ta lose.
If ya ain't a fan of losin', ya must do one 'a three things. Ya either fight with underhanded tactics, fight weaklings, or ya avoid fightin' altogether. Which one is it?
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>A lone Commando Droid pokes it's head out from a nearby bolder. It then pulls out a pair macro-binoculars as it begins scanning the surrounding area.
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>>8921966
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>>8921926
Some people avoid people they don't like that happens all the time.
>>8921916
Unless you're a Jew, then you can't be fucking stopped at all.
>>8921917
I-I love you too...
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>>8921972
Holy shit
I forgot all about you.
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>>8921972
>>>/erp/
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>>8921960
>salty
Are you still in middle school?
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How do you defeat a jew?
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>>8921966
October 2016, brah.
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>>8921979
>kissu
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>>8921994
I didn't ask
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>>8921993
throw a penny into a furnace
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>>8921993
Throw a dollar into a gas chamber and watch as every Jew within 4 miles comes out sniffing for it like a bloodhound.
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>>8921993
Glue a penny to the floor.
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tfw brother passes out from drinking so he can't fuck me tonight
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>>8921957
Fear seems to be pretty promising.
>>
>>8921987
>goin with the fact that Youmu still acts childish, despite bein around 60 years old.
>but feel free to take it seriously.
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>>8921972
Le gasp
What could this be
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>>8922020
>Passing it off as RP
From neutral to absolute shit tier in 2 posts
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how do package bombs work
>>
Is that one guy trying to be funny again?
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>>8922004
>>8922008
>ITT larpers pretending the holocaust happened
>>8921996
>Patpatpat
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>>8921919
>The woman turns around at the response, an unmistakable trollish grin on her face. Her shirt now just below her chest.
I told you may go insane looking at my true self!
>>8921939
>The smile finally returns to her as the smoke finally takes form. The form being something mostly clad clad in a dark jacket with a skeletal head and standing at twice the height of the woman.
Meet my persona, Thanatos! You can see him, right or is it like those other fighting ghosts? You can see the giant monstrosity behind me?
>>8921972
>A woman stands there with a hulking behind her. As she catches the attention of the other she waves. And begins yelling but they are too far to hear it.
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>>8922020
>looking at this from an rp perspective
>when you've barely if never interacted with suz
yeah ok kid
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>>8921957
I like Eric
Merak seems cool too,just that he says some cringy shit some times
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>Because the Oni barely ate anything but candy all day, feeling the aftereffects of the sugar rush, she falls face first into a bush and passes out
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>>8922032
>would you have felt better if I did my dead hour ooc shit?
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>>8922035
If it didn't exist, why are there laws against Holocaust Denial?
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>>8921982
>The Droid turns it's head left and right, assuming that they must be talking to someone else, before looking back at the man.
Do I know you?
>>8921984
We already have a small squadron surveying that sector.
>>8922023
Sir, please be careful with those. You could hurt someone.
>>8922036
>The Commander Droid waves back, but has difficulty picking up what the life-form was saying.
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>>8922039
Shut up dweeb. We usually don't talk unless its dead hours but it happens often enough.
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>>8922035
>tfw they didn't kill 6 million kikes but you wish they did
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>>8922052
night kamina
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>>8922055
No, you're pretty much just irredeemable garbage at this point, congratulations.
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>>8921972
...Waaait. Clank? No, wait, the striping's all wrong...when the hell did you get here?
>>8922036
YOU'RE JUST A DAMN PERVERT! Being naked doesn't count as a true self!
>>8922052
Yep, saw that one coming.
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>>8922055
Wait you actually RP? You call that RP? Holy shit that's hilarious.
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>>8922035
>That's a cute Suz!
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>>8922045
Thanks for the compliment, mello.
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>>8922039
>never interacting witj them does not mean I do not enjoy watching their interactions with others. Adachi is one of my favorites, yet you rarely see me interact with him.
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>>8921982
RP is too good to be Clank.
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>>8922057
Because the goyim have to believe that killing jews is evil when really it would solve the world's problems.
>>8922066
THIS X1000000
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If there's no host by the time I beat Prop. Knight, I'll go again.
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>>8922059
Kind of. Do you still have your own personality?
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>>8922089
>Adachi is one of my favorites
>Interact
>RP
>Adachi
Are you real?
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>>8922033
pick related
>pick up bomb
>mercury moves
>completes the circuit
>boom
Scary part is that bombers have to deliver these kinds of packages themselves to make sure the postman doesn't blow himself up or something. What happens if you're on your way to deliver it and you trip? You gonna fucking die nigga.
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>>8922066
But if they did there would be no Mel Brooks making great movies.
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>>8922059
>The Inkling spots the robot, and starts jumping up and down, while waving her arms frantically
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>>8922036
Hey, hey, HEY!
>Ginshi falls back on his ass, staring at the reaper looking monstrosity behind the girl
Wh-what the fuck is that thing? What the fuck are you!? I never signed up to deal with this magic bullshit! I was supposed to fetch some runaway dickhead instead!
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>>8922083
Thats the equivalent of saying that's a good looking poop
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>>8922101
He's just sucking dick.
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>>8922074
>accepts the prize. Tosses it in the trash.
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>>8922094
But how long will that be
>>
What did Asgore say to Aussa?
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>>8922118
Exactly what Adachi told him to.
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>>8922118
>"Rika can do everything, can't she?"
>"She can't RP."
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>>8922083
Take that BACK
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>>8922118
Literally nothing.
Try not to pay attention to all the shitposts.
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>>8922127
Is that all?
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>>8922115
Like 2-3 minutes since I just hit the checkpoint right before him.
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>>8922127
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RMdmPZ4Xk1w
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I'll host after a shower
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>>8922131
Yeah.
For some reason there's some nuclear shitposter now.
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>>8922118
I don't remember, I passed out after reading "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?"
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>>8922131
>Is that all
Nigga he blew Aussa the fuck out what you mean mr 2cool4school
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>>8922079
>never claimed it was good, especially after I fucked her up with Ta-class n the coke addiction thing.
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>>8922140
Fucking kek
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>>8922128
>Takes it back
>And then gives it back because Suz is still a cute
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>>8922140
2 people said based and others couldn't handle it that asgore was getting that kind of attention
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>>8922148
>Ta-class
What
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>archived.moe has gone full jew and put an anti-adblock thing on their site
well fuck them then
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>>8922157
>2 people
Asgore and Adachi
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>>8922052
Farewell fearsome demon. Maybe I will actually believe you on your claims.
>>8922059
>She puts her hand around her mouth to shout louder to no avail. After she does that she smacks her and snaps her fingers. Neither her or the figure with her where in sight.
>>8922077
Oh ho ho ho!
>She brings down her shirt, taking a few minutes to stop laughing from what is happening
I- ha! I assure you that I am only a pervert in regards to one person and you are definitely not him. I just wanted to have some harmless fun.
>>8922109
So you can see him. Good! I guess I should've told you that finding him will lead to some ' magic bullshit' but it is far too late for that now. Don't worry. He's under my control.
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>>8922165
not like it matters
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>>8922142
I was expecting some long ass copypasta tier shitpost, but it's just one sentence.
It's not all that impressive senpai.
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>>8922162
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>>8922155
I think I'm gonna be sick.
>>
Poops you take when you just wake up are the best kind
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>>8922172
It's just shitposts
>>
I bet Aussa's crying right now lol
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>>8922184
Lies
The best poops are the ones you dont have to wipe for.
>>
I remember when asgore didn't shitpost to try to fit into the oldfag meta
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>>8922178
Were you Ta-Class or did you talk to Ta-Class
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>>8922163
Its only a short ammount of time before Jews everyone start making adblock-proof ads and then sell the script to everyone, THEN make their own premium as block that bypasses the bypasses they just sold everyone.
Screencap this fucking post.
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>>8922183
Lovesick?
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>>8922204
Friends with Ta.
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>>8922197
Shit
I have swamp ass
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>>8922200
>calling aussas rp not good
>shitpost
What
>>
>>8922200
>calling it shitposting
It was just a stupid joke
>>
>>8922197
>Wiping
>Not picking out the dingeberries then jacking off with your shit hand
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>>8922197
No, the best poops are the extremely messy poops right before a shower.
>>
So can we make Asgore an honorary oldfag now? His btfo'ing of Aussa was legendary.
>>
Someone post a roll chart
Please
>>
>>
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>>8922200
>It was just a joke.
>>8922170
>She's still stubbornly looking away.
You done over there!? I don't exactly take things as lightly as you!
>>
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>>8922077
>The Droid pauses for a moment, quickly scanning his data banks for a droid by the name of "Clank", but finds no such droid.
I can't seem to find the droid in any of my records, and it appears that we've never sent any droids here until now.
Our ship just arrived a few days ago in the "ERP" sector. Grievous told me to survey this small outpost for any possible Jedi.
>>8922097
All B1 Battle Droids are built with a T-15 Class Personality Drive.
I'm not sure why this is relevant whoever.
>>8922108
>The Commander Droid, slowly focuses it's gaze on the small life-form, quickly scanning it's body for it's species type, but can't seem to find any matches.
That's odd...
>>8922170
Woah!
>The droid is shocked to see the woman and the other figure seemingly disappear right from his sight!
Where did they go?!
>>
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I forgot how shit I am at video games.
Gorey Gauntlet XXXVI
First 36.
>>
>>8922230
You need permission from the oldfag council first.
>>
>>8922245
Youmu Konpaku
>>
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>>8922245
Reigen Arataka
>>
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>>8922245
Adachi
>>
>>
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>>8922245
Vino
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>>8922210
No. More like.
Barfsick.
>>8922245
Suz
>>
>>8922245
Ash Crimson
>>
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>>8922245
Damon Gant
>>
>>8922245
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>
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>>8922245
Inkling
>>
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>>8922245
Cirno
>>
>>8922245
Natsuko Ooshima
>>
>>
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>>8922245
Len
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>>8922245
Commander Droid
>>
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>>8922245
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>8922245
The truth
>>
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>>8922245
Lord Beerus
>>
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>>8922245
Gaius
>>
>>8922245
Woman in Blue Clothes
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>>8922245
The Sonic Totem
>>
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>>8922245
A toilet
>>
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>>8922245
Silver fox
>>
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>>8922245
Lum!
>>
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>>8922245
Maria and Harusame
>>
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>>8922245
Mount Lady
>>
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>>8922245
Eric Andre
>>
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>>8922245
Edmonton Oilers
>>
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>>8922245
Nonon Jakuzure
>>8922267
That's just the butterflies in your stomach, sweetie!
>>
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>>8922276
Did you get a tan? How did you do that without melting?
>>
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>>8922245
Vic Viper
>>
>>8922245
Baron comic
>>
>>8922245
Ginshi Shirazu
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>>8922299
I want to fuck this human mountain
>>
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>>8922245
Angry pupper
>>
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>>8922245
Gunpuku no Himegimi
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>>8922276
Tan cirno makes my dick hard
>>
>>8922245
A Wasp
>>
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>>8922305
Only my wings are made of ice, the rest is made of fairy
>>
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>>8922245
Merlina
>>
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>>8922245
A hamburger
>>
>>8922330
But what's fairy made of?
>>
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>>8922335
>>
>>8922245
Horsecock-chan
>>
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>>8922338
I don't know, flesh and bones?
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Woop.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
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>>8922330
>serious question, when did Cirno become tan?
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>>8922352
That's the same thing human is made of. By that logic, human and fairy is the same thing. Explain, Cirno.
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>>8922354
Touhou 16
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What did i miss between gorey and aussa?
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>>8922304
F-fuck.
Help me get them out! They have flowers to pollinate and shit...
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>>8922335
>The Inkling picks up the burger, and begins to bite into it.
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>>8922354
>touhou 16 got announced 3 days ago ya shitter
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>>8922353
Got a question. Am I allowed ta kill my district right now?
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>>8922353
I accept this challenge.
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>>8922241
Yes, I am quite amused. As for my true self, what you see here is what it is. There may be a horrible mind eating mass of thoughts inside of me but I am not too certain about it. I have always been this way.
>>8922243
Yoohoo!
>The voice comes from above the droid, the two just floating right above him.
I was saying hello over there!
>>8922353
Looks like I will have to save this team. Two inanimate objects sounds like fun until you meet them.
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>>8922363
Read the thread
Tldr it's fucking nothing and shitposts
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>>8922360
>16 is out?
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>>8922353
Looks good, though I'd feel better if I wasn't forced to be next to that...gay thing.
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:/
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>>8922358
What is their to explain? Fairies are usually weaker than humans because they're smaller, that's why most of them work together.
But I am the exception to the rule.
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>>8922353
Yep,yep,yep,everything is fine,let's begin.
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>>8922353
>the giant raises his sword, as if awaiting a challenge.
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>>8922396
But how are humans and fairies different if they're made of the same thing?
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>>8922371
Fuck off. Low res district is number one.
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>>8922353
i better not get a kill this time
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>>8922401
Disregard my last statement. I see you are very animate! Let us take one for the team, temporary partner.
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>>8922353
Looks as good as I expect it to. Don't get my gender wrong this time.
>>8922170
Yer saying that emo looking guy you want me to fetch has something like that in him, and all it takes to bring it out is to fucking shoot himself in the head!? What kinda shit are ya on! There ain't no way shooting yerself summons something like that! Yer off yer rocker, Eliza-san!
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>>8922353
Wait a second...
This place looks familiar.
This is an arena!
Oh why didn't I bring any back up with me!?
Oh I have a bad feeling about this...
>>8922373
>The Commander Droid jolts up in terror, before covering his head with his hands. He cowers in fear, pressing up against the rock.
G-get away from me Jedi! I just got promoted!
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>>8922409
Count me out. More of a solo kinda guy.
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>>8922243
It was a nickname he picked up, don't remember his serial number. I think he was a stray, wandered off after a bit. Sweet Hakurei...that was forever ago...vanished around a year ago.
>She shrugs, and scratches the side of her head a little.
Do you see any space monks around here?
>>8922373
>Slowly and awkwardly she pulls her hand away, after rubbing at her face.
So what you're saying is, you're just goddamn weird and play pranks on people for the hell of it.
>>8922354
>2hu 16 got announced a few days ago. Marisa is also bitching about how hot it is when super overdressed for summer and is actually swearing at people.
>Oh, and Aya's playable and Reimu's gohei is longer than she is tall.
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I swear to god touhou is worse than mlp and furries combined. Fucking fuck.
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>>8922408
Water and ice are also made out of the same stuff, but both are used for different things.
You can make a house out of wood, but you can also sustain a fire with it
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Fist me gently
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>>8922431
Atleast touhou has cute girls
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>>8922370
>haven't seen anything on it yet, due to being busy
>ya shitter
>Bitch! I will melt you into ice cubes, and add them to my scotch. How bow dah!
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what happened with asgore guys?
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>>8922435
Shut the fuck up you're not supposed to rationalize it smartly you're supposed to be a baka and get confused because it's funny, shit RP
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>>8922371
No, wait your turn.
>>8922380
Reigen has a name, you know.
>>8922420
It's right this time. I double-checked. Probably.
If nothing else, starting ASAP.
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>>8922429
The only way out is in a box, chump. Buried in a loooonely graaaaaave!
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>>8922442
MeMEs XD
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Guys I just heard gunshots right outside my house
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>>8922440
http://kourindou.exblog.jp/25711799/
>Oh, here.
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>>8922431
>mlpfags want to fuck neon kiddie horses
>furfags want to dick animals
>2hufags want to dick cute flying lesbians that spread autism
clearly the greater evil
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>>8922457
Sure. I can take ya up on that. But I ain't gonna be the one in the box, doll.
>Wink
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>>8922459
Go get shot and prove it.
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Guys asgore is outside my h
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>>8922452
You avin a giggle m8
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>>8922440
>http://kourindou.exblog.jp
>Demo is out in 2 weeks friday, ya shitter
>>8922451
I'm the smartest fairy of them all , it's very difficult to get me confused, though half of what you said was hard to understand
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>>8922419
>Gaius sees the blue girl below him and makes a crude attempt at waving his hand.
>for an older-than-time giant, his communication skills leave much to be desired.
>>8922431
>worse than MLP
>maybe.
>worse than furries
>nah son.
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BLOODBATH!
Ginshi is one lucky fuck.
This fucking Wasp is going to win again, I just know it. Especially after that.
Kids shouldn't be allowed to drink, but eh, the Arena doesn't follow most international laws.
>>8922472
Oi what's it to ya if I ahm?
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>>8922452
I know, but it was easier saying "gay thing" than it was "Reigen"
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>>8922470
Just did. I'm bleeding right now and the shooter's trying to kick my door in.
what do flavor man
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>>8922430
A rouge, huh? I wonder how he got so far out into wild space...
>The Commander Droid tries to process this, but the chances seem to be incredibly unlikely. After a minute of simulation, he decides to try to figure it out later.
Well, there seem to be a few possible candidates. But nothing concrete.
I'm supposed to contact the General if I find any.
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>>8922470
I need a zoom and enhance on the reflection in his glasses.
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>>8922471
What kind of degenerate would be typing if he was about to be kille-
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>>8922480
i didn't get a kill this time
c :
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>>8922425
I feel like i've seen you somewhere before but i can't put my finger on it.
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>>8922480
Could you stay away from me, your stench is hurting my nose
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>>8922487
Your gonna wanna skip out the back, hit the hospital, then head on down to CiCis BBQ in Richmond Virginia!
>>8922492
I too would like this but I'm mobile
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>>8922480
What's so lucky about hugging an ugly child?
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>>8922493
>-
it was nice of your killer to break off your sentence for you
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>>8922507
This is the dumbest fucking meme in the world. "HAHA, YOU GOT KILLED WHILE TYPING, LMAOO!!!" Get the fuck over yourselves. What is this, middle school? You can't get any more cliche and ridiculous than this. Sometimes I wonder w
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>>8922420
That is exactly what I'm saying! I am glad you can understand. And yes he does do that. You didn't see the result of it, did you?
>>8922430
You hit the nail right on the hands. I have been told I have an odd sense of humor. But all the previous stuff is true as well. I am a visitor from another world. And I feel I should say I come in peace.
>>8922480
And I am all out of gum.
>She blows a bubble much bigger than it needs to be, soon sending her into the sky.
>>8922478
>Now that he could see, but the woman had a proud grin on her. Surprised that it can interact at all.
Oh this is going to be delightful. Don't meet a grisly demise!
>She gives the giant a thumbs up
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>>8922480
>KICKS THE FUCKING DOOR IN
>>8922468
Wanna bet?
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>>8922499
Sir I assure you that this is the first time that I have ever been in this region of space.
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>>8922533
What're we bettin'?
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Candlejack is, was and will ever be a shitty meme. Kill yourselves.
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>>8922480
>annoyed by the rhino's futile attempts at ramming into him, Gaius decides to leave the animal be and retires from the arena.
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DAY 1!
That manufacturing job is so mid-80s.
The Sonic Totem knows best, Reigen. You'd best just let it do what it wants to.
You're incredibly brave, Nonon.
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>look outside
>its asgore with a gu
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>>8922542
Why the fuck would you bring up his na
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>>8922525
Its a fuking joke u dumbass stop being retarded god damn O hate faggots slikke you. The f usikt snake. S meme sos ding amad aos ethic d si Just rwnna
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>>8922542
Hey now fuc
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>>8922461
Thanks for the link.
>>8922475
>melts you down n turns you into ice cubes.
>>8922480
Oh hey, I got mail from Cirno!
>Dear Youmu,
>Ya shitter!
Damn it!
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>>8922425
Then it would be very sad if you met your demise this instant.
>Another snap and the giant figure disappears, sending the woman to the ground and landing on her butt.
Ohhh that smarts! Help a random woman out?
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>>8922545
>>8922540
That you'll die like a wus and Ill be the ultimate champion of everything.
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>>8922545
Hang on. Readin' the manual for this thing. Be patient. Just gimme five minutes, I'll have this all nailed down, we'll be flyin'.
>Five hours pass.
So which one do ya roll when you're doin' an action? The 20, right? 'N.. What d'you use the 6 for? I don't get this.
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>>8922516
Your supposed to be asleep, not shitposting :^)
>how many images in your guy folder
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>>8922545
The robot doesn't need eyes, they have special invisible powers to know where to go.
And the squid would look good on a plate after being properly prepared.
>>8922554
>dodges
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>>8922516
>Head on down to CiCis BBQ
I asked for help, not for shit food you fucking fa
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>>8922545
>This boosts the Inkling's ego.
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>>8922538
Whatever you say, mello. * proceeds to drinks some ranch*
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>>8922545
>detonates the bike
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>>8922564
Yeah, I guessed as much. Ya ain't much more than a pretty face, are ya? I mean what're we bettin' for, genius? Money? A favor? I'm only in it if I get somethin' out of it.
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>>8922530
I see that...that...that thing behind ya! I dunno how the fuck black smoke turned into the grim reaper, but I want no part of it! Yer gonna have to up the payment if ya want me to get close to a guy that can summon something just like that!
>>8922545
It's common sense, really. Who'd wanna look as a droid all day long? I'd rather look at the cute squid, even if it kinda makes me hungry.
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>>8922545
>She is dragging a rather large coffin behind her. Not caring about the bee or sex as she continues with a determined look on her face.
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>>8922480
>Adachi lands a rather sick 360 Ollie and boards into the arena, making sure he looked extra cool in his LAMARQUE brand leather jacket and Givenchy brand sunglasses.
All this shit cost me a ton of money I don't have, but at least I look cool as fuck in it.
>>8922545
>Adachi stares blankly at the collection of people and the items before his eyes, rather unsure of what he's supposed to do.
I've...never played this. What the hell do I do?
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NIGHT 1!
I'm not going to think about that event too hard because trying to rationalize it hurts my brain.
This Wasp is fast. I'm scared.
There's something poetic about Ash attracting gay.
Playing with fire, Nonon.
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>>8922579
Yo is this guy alright or what it's like he got cut off mid shitpo
>>8922577
For that comment my friend I'm going to whip you up some food and you my friend are getting secon
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>>8922593
That grocery list is flyin'.
...Should we shoot it?
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>>8922545
G-gimmie a big Quetzalcoatal-esque snake goin down my back!
Like one of those Yakuza guys!
>>8922593
What the hell is that!?
Eugh, so ugly...
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>>8922488
Rogue, stray, whatever. Not like it matters. After so long without any maintenance, I doubt he's functioning anymore.
Oh, there's magic-users here, sure, but I don't see any of the people in those dumb robes.
...Actually...I'm not seeing any ships...how the hell'd you get here?
>>8922530
Aliens are nothing new to me. Just...just...don't try and flash me, for future note? Alright?
>>8922545
Have fun, kitty.
>>8922554
>No problemo.
>>8922593
I have the strangest feeling that someone's trying to mess with my tank.
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>>8922584
What do you get? What do you mean by that? You either win or you get a meal fed to you that's violently made out of your own teeth.
>>8922593
You just can't stop this guy.
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>>8922608
The Quezalcoatal of Honnouji doesn't sound very intimidating Nonon
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>>8922593
Who is stealing my special seat, it's just strolling away!
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>>8922598
>Guy fieri gets double killed
>shitposts about shitposting in character
Baby I luv ya
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>>8922593
>
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>>8922593
>A sigh escapes Adachi's mouth as he equips some latex gloves to his hands, beginning to pick up the various body parts and parts of animals he had to hunt for dinner.
This is disgusting, why do I bother doing this shit? Hell, why am I even cleaning this up?
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>>8922593
Change it, your station sucks.
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>>8922545
It's not a baby, this guy jyst ordered a pizza ball.
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>already tired for the night, Gaius returns to his slumber.
>good night HG.
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>>8922593
It's alright if yer big and ugly. What matters the most is how big yer heart is.
>he touches her chest with his hand
..Yer hearts not beating, lady. What the fuck's wrong with you?
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>>8922619
It sounds more intimidating than the Toad of Honnouji.
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>>8922616
What do I get if I win? No point makin' a bet if ya don't get nothin' out of it. If you win, you get somethin', and if I win, I get somethin'. I ain't just gonna make a bet based on words, that's pointless. If you're gonna do somethin', make it interestin'. You're brave enough ta offer a bet, ya better be ready ta offer up terms for that bet. So what's it gonna be?
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>>8922636
>Later.
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Superslam's next.
You all better be ready.
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>>8922480
>The droid attempts to cover it's own face from the bright lights of the camera.
Hey! No flash photography!
That manages Droid photo-receptors!
>>8922545
Well none of you are very appealing to me either!
>>8922555
>The droid watches her fall to the ground, standing back up. He really shouldn't be getting involved with currently neutral civilians, but he'd rather not get cut in half. So, he grabs onto the woman's arm with his robotic claw and pulls her up.
>>8922581
Roger Roger...
>>8922593
>>8922632
I need to contact my base! This is important to my mission!
>>8922614
Our ship is out of atmosphere. You can't see it very well because of how far away it is.
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>>8922547
>Brb, gunshots
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>>8922655
Nice rp.
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