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>>8919593
>>8919627
>Huh. I'll try this with the next roster.
>>8919630
>Shows what I know. I'll look into it as well.
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>>8919659
Keh? Who said that? Where are you? Show yourself! Hee!
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>>8919659
..?
>He looks up out the window towards the source of the bell and rubs his head, looking over towards his roommate.
You, ah..
Yeah.. You can sort that one out, I'm goin' back ta..
>Yawn..
Ta bed..
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>>8919659
>she runs after telling Merak to do the same
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>>8919659
Huh. Since when did they make angels this squishy?
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>>8919644
I cannot interfere with what happens. I want to. But oh well.
>>8919657
Maybe that was for the best. You do look slow right now.
>>8919659
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>>8919729
throw me out the window
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>>8919729
Let me guess: you want me to throw you out one?
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unname yourself back to the original one
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>>8919659
>Another in a series of lightning bolts hits the cave Scanty's sharing with a straggler waking her once again.
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>>8919729
>
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haha I could have joined the game but I didn't haha
ahha
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>>8919729
Alright, fine then. Answer me this; why the hell did I think following her was a good idea?
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>>8919772
fuck off mate
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>>8919729
A lot of you seem familiar with this establishment. It makes a random woman wander how you all die so fast.
>>8919772
It looks like everyone is happy. Good job to me!
>>8919775
Maybe she reminded you of the past. Or the future. I'm not quite sure why a little girl would follow another. A tea party?
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>>8919797
I'm not little, dammit, I'm just short!
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>>8919797
If you're gonna stab me wit' that, do it quick, 'n make sure ya kill me on the first stab. 'Cause if ya don't, it's all over for ya.
Make your move.
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>>8919797
i'm supposed to be the one jobbing here
like
bruh get off my road
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>puts boobs in the thumbnail
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>>8919797
Yeah... Sleep walking. Haha...
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>>8919779
>50 seconds
nah
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>>8919679
But do you have a other timy hat exactly like this one!
In reality you don't and you actually really want it!
Ha, worth the sharpie marks!
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>>8919659
I don't know about you, but I'm not going back upstairs to that hotel. I'm getting the hell out of here.
>slips out of her bindings and escapes out a wkndow
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>>8919824
Just end your own life already if you're that desperate.
>>8919837
>Actually, I didn't see his post until after my post.
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>>8919797
>>8919812
My apologies. I wasn't aware there was a difference. Was I right about the tea party?
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>>8919844
>wkndow
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>>8919844
Why are you posting with Minene if there isn't a Minene entered in the game
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>>8919852
No, I insist you go out and check.
...Why am I reasoning with a dog? Keh...
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>>8919852
No boys allowed, sorry.
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>>8919893
spoilers
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>>8919852
Of course not! I don't even like tea!
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>>8919893
Who's Minene? I've never even heard of that name before. There's no way I'm that terrorist.
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I miss the avafag, Junko Enoshima.
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>>8919928
I hate this place! When will this nightmare end!
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>>8919952
Junko Enoshima, from the Danganronpa series?
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>>8919928
There's absolutely nothing there. Now, don't bother me again!
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>>8919952
I miss Despair Games
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>>8919969
Just ask Hoshi to host them.
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>>8919928
I have taken extra precaution to eliminate any threat usually present here. So please, enjoy your lunch.
>>8919942
Well that is odd. Why did you follow her for tea then?
>>8919958
Sooner than you think but farther than you'd hope! Enjoy your stay!
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>>8919852
All your fault, Yukine.
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This is /the/ last time!
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>>8919989
The last time you post? Thank god
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>tfw you just want to rp but you die in the bloodbath
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>>8919989
who tf are you talkin to lmao
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>>8919985
But that's not soon enough! I'll just wait in my room...
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>>8919985
Can you even call it food? Ah hah hah hah!
...Bleah.
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>>8919997
>tfw you want to rp but no one responds to the slides you're on with them or your responses to those slides
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>>8919976
>Tfw can't host
What's wrong with defaults anyway?
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>>8919976
But Hoshi isn't a girl irl
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>>8920016
That's what he asked for. Despair games.
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>>8919962
Correct.
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>>8919997
>tfw want to rp but don't have the images to do so
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>>8920014
If I've ever done this to you then I'm sorry
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>>8919985
I DIDN'T! I don't even know why I did, dammit, stop making things up!
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>>8920014
This
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>>8920033
You don't need that many images for rp. I make do with 5.
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>The little girl aimlessly walks around the place until her stomach starts to growl
C-Could any of you give me some candy? I haven't eaten all day.
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>>8919985
>>8919989
What a foreboding choice of words! I can just decipher what they could ever mean.
>>8919997
>>8920014
I'm sorry your stay wasn't pleasant. I can only hope that you two will be happy next time.
>>8920005
I wouldn't wait there...
>>8920037
But YOU don't even know either. Spooky.
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>>8919985
>Instead of heading to a feast with all of her competitors Scanty decides to hunt for fresh food.
>>8919995
(Oh how you wish~)
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>>8920074
I cannot help but feel there's some symbolism here.
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>>8920066
I haven't eaten all week. Tough tits.
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>>8920054
I can understand.
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>>8920074
(Thanks for hosting.)
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>>8920074
Vino, check the other window! They can't all be locked!
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>>8920074
...This place is weird, okay!?
>>8920066
I suggest actual food instead of candy if you're that hungry, kid.
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>>8920066
You should be lookin' for a full meal if ya haven't eaten, not just candy. You're probably killin' your dad, y'know.
>>8920074
>>8920113
Nah, this one is too. Huh. Weird. Can't say I'm surprised, but this is still a stupid tactic. I could just smash through this. Wanna offer your skull as a smashin' tool, or should I find a coatrack or somethin'?
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>>8920066
>>8920074
>The newly promoted hotel attendant gives a cough drop to the girl from her hat.
If you need any help, just call for attendant. They have everything you can desire!
>>8920108
Save your applause for when it's over! Don't wish to cause a commotion.
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>>8920131
Are you ALL going insane? There is nothing there, ever!
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>>8920119
How about not using my skull! Don't you have a gun?
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>>8920131
What're you followin' me around for, anyway? Stop clingin' ta my coat jacket, makes it hard ta move around. Think you've stained it with your tears, no less.
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>>8920117
That is correct but it is any odder than the girl I am speaking to?
>>8920131
All those bodies sharing one bed! How scandalous!
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>>8920171
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>>8920171
All of you may take the floor. That's a demand.
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>>8920171
Ah, SHIT! Ahh.. MotherFUCKER. That stings. Yeaaah. Yeah, that stings. Ooh, that hurts. Think it drew blood. Did it draw blood? Fuck, it drew blood. Think the side'a my head's bleedin'. Ow. God.. Damn. Alright, I'm done. I'm out. Pull me out. This stupid house's bullshit.
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>>8919997
Why are you people so scared of greeting posts.
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>>8920206
Some people don't like to cause shitstorms, which are bound to happen thanks to the rp police
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>>8920206
They're attention-whorey to me and I don't want to be part of that.
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>>8920206
Because they're afraid of the oldfags coming out of the shadows. And I don't blame them, when they sperg out, they sperg OUT.
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tfww no big bro to snowball my cum and then go buy mcdonal with my welfare with
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>>8920096
I-I'm sorry about that, but I still need candy, so if you could give me some I'd be really happy.
>>8920117
>>8920119
N-No, I can't do that. Because... Because of a rare sickness I'm only able to eat candy! That's right... So I'd be really happy if you could give me some sweets...
>>8920131
>The On- I mean the little girl takes the cough drop, but she still seems to be unsatisfied
T-Thank you.
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>>8920206
Because I don't like the forced conversations that follow.
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>>8920212
i didn't even try to run at all
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>>8920206
I'm not creative with it
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>>8920212
Oh, finally. You've wanted to die since you've arrived. Well...you're welcome! Hee!
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>>8920171
Oh, like you got any room to talk, huh!?
>>8920226
...Oh. Oh, I know your kind.
>She scoffs, and rummages through the satchel at her side, and tosses a handful of Yorks at the girl, still in the wrappings.
Whatever.
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>>8920206
Rping with a goal in mind is much preferable to "Hi, how are you?"
Creativity's fucking sweet, but greeting posts don't have a lot of that in it.
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Is it weird that holding in my pee turns me on immensely?
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>>8920212
>>8920226
>The woman is way too proud about what she did.
It is just my job. Little girls like you need sweet things and candy. But only the good ones like cough drops.
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>>8920274
Yes. Seek help immediately, pervert.
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>>8920206
Out of character.
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>>8920274
That's called Omaroshi/Watersports, Anon.
At least it's not scat.
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>>8920226
>tosses you a half eaten donut
Cheers princess. I know what its like to be hungry.
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>>8920278
Oh, you back-stabbing scoundrel. I'll have my revenge yet!
...Keh.
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>>8920226
>The assassin kneels down to the girl and looks her in the eye for a moment, before reaching behind his coat and pulling a wallet out from his back pocket.
That's bologna and we both know it, kid, get some nutrition in ya. Gotta grow up ta be strong, so you can defend yourself.
>He hands the girl $5. A rather ancient-looking dollar bill.
I'm a dad myself. I'd be worried ta death if my little girl were out askin' strangers for candy as a meal. Now, I ain't gonna ask why ya ain't eaten all day, but do me a favor from one dad ta the next and get yourself somethin' good ta eat. Don't be out here givin' your old man a heart attack, alright?
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Odds I play yakuza
Evens I play smash
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>>8920262
You have a point. But I also think I have one as well. I don't follow little girls into dark basements so one point to both of us!
>>8920278
This one is going to the [censored for spoiling]!
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>>8920319
>Which Yakuza? 0? Have you played 1 & 2? Gems of games if you ask me. My favorite game series ever. Shame 3 and onwards got censored in their releases in the West.
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>>8920305
Why do you think I turned down his request earlier? Nothing about him seemed trustworthy.
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>>8920321
I was delighted of your clever use of offense and defense throughout the match. I look forward to seeing you again.
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>>8920334
Keh? What did he ask of you? And who are you?
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>>8920350
That goes for all of you! But especially the winner.
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>>8920333
>yakuza
>good
Lmao kys vino
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>>8920350
Thanks for the hostillio or rellioooo
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>>8920222
Head's up, I'm completely fine with greeting posts.
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>>8920364
>Fuck you shit taste cunt bitch STOP LIKIKNG WHAT I DONT LIKE 1 & 2 WERE GOAT
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>>8920333
0. It's my first yakuza game. Kiwami is coming out in August,so I'll wait for that,then I have to find myself a ps2,and a ps3 to play the others. Fun game.
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>>8920364
Fucking die.
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Hmm. Perhaps? No. No brainwashing someone here woulden'nt work nooo.
>>8920361
I suppose I ought to thank the pup. Still thank you host.
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>>8920274
Hope you enjoy hernias
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>>8920350
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8920361
I suppose I should thank you.
>Give me a bit to finish what I'm doing and set up. 36 sound good?
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>>8920350
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8920356
I'm Youmu, and he asked to stay in my room earlier as well.
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>>8920361
Congratulations,Dog.
Thanks for hosting.
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>>8920350
Good job wizard dog bro, did way better then i did.
>>8920361
I'm booking a different hotel next time, they wouldn't even let me through the front foor!
>thanks for hosting mello.
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>>8920206
I'm absolutely fine with greeting posts.
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>>8920383
>Yeees, man, yes. Yakuza 0, along with 3+, are more comedic and what most people think of when they hear "Yakuza," and while 1 & 2 do have their funny moments they're more story-oriented and I love them. Kiwami looks like a great 1:1 recreation of Yakuza 1, so if you play that there's really no reason to play 1 besides the vintage original feeling. Either way I'm just using this opportunity to rant and rave about the series. Hope you enjoy them when you get to them.
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>>8920321
You're the one overseeing this whole fiasco, how don't you know!?
>>8920350
Congrats, dog. And thanks for the show.
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Reminder from The Trashman saying
>anime
IT
>girl
GOES
>stutters
INTO
>big boobs
THE
>puts ~ on end of sentences
TRASH
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>>8920451
>not liking big boobs
>not liking girls
what are you gay
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>>8920373
>remember when greeting posts were the norm for introducing new avas to the arena?
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>>8920451
but what if I don't play an anime grill
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>>8920451
Ara ara~.
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>>8920451
S-stop it~
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Who do you dislike, HG?
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>>8920442
My oh my! The little one has such a temper! You're overestimating my abilities . It is not like I made the little girls and threw you in the hotel of doom.
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>>8920451
>Hannibal 9000 best anime girl
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>>8920491
Newfags that question if they're good or not
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>>8920491
Everyone who is into jojo.
All the fans are fucking autists.
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>>8920491
Who are the shitposters again?
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>>8920491
Everyone who is into [popular thing].
All the fans are fucking autists.
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>>8920509
s-stop trying to trigger me ok i don't appreciate it
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>>8920491
Fucking liberals
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>>8920491
Standardfags
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>>8920262
>>8920278
>>8920304
>>8920310
>With the various sweets that she successfully collected, the little girl? runs away and completely ignores the man with the weird piece of paper in his hand, because it's clearly not candy, but before she could disappear, accompanied with triumphant giggling she turns around
Foolish humans! All of you are so easy to fool!
>And like nothing happened, where little girl was standing moments ago, now a slightly different little girl is jumping up and down with horns on her head
Remember this day, because this is the day when you failed to see through the clever disguise of the wise king of all Oni, Ibaraki Douji!
The loss of your sweets is your punishment for your foolishness!
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>>8920525
>going with this.
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>>8920491
Hold on, this question hasn't been asked in so long that I put my list of people I don't like away.
>Adachi rummages through a pile of papers laying on the ground, pulling out the correct paper after a few minutes.
Ah yes, here we go.
Aussa.
Junko.
Red.
Bolin.
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I forgot how much of a bitch Propeller Knight's stage can be.
The Gorey Gauntlet XXXV
First 36.
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This is our year, cuckolds
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>>8920523
Fuck off vino, its not ny fault that you like garbage animes.
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>>8919844
I still haven't figured out which tribute you entered as.
Unless we've entered a new age of cancer where the newfags just reply to slides without even entering.
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>>8920491
Everyone who is into water.
All the fans are fucking autists.
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>>8920548
Woman in Blue Clothes
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>>8920548
Sens Remover Sean Kuraly
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>>8920548
Fujiwara no Mokou
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>>8920548
Shitpost Police Adachi
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>>8920548
Reigen Arataka
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>>8920548
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>8920548
Vino
>>8920535
Well, that's a relief. 'Least she wasn't an actual kid without parents.
>>8920553
>It is garbage but it's my garbage
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>>8920548
Damon Gant
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>>8920525
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>>8920548
Ronaldo
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>>8920548
Ibaraki Douji
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>>8920548
Emil Castagnier
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>>8920548
Sterling Archer
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>>8920548
Ash Crimson
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>>8920548
Youmu Konpaku
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>>8920548
Grora
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>>8920548
Ginshi Shirazu
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>>8920548
Natsuko Ooshima
>>8920554
You really ae dense... Honestly, nobody should be allowed to be this stupid.
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>>8920548
Edmonton Oilers
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>>8920499
And that was an extremely specific statement. You know how much you make me doubt that, right?
>>8920535
You know that was about as paper-thin as it gets, right? I couldn't give a crap if you were an oni or a human or a goddamn elf. What happened to oni hating deceit in all forms?
>>8920548
Rika
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>>8920547
>tfw thought you disliked me
this is a sort of good feel
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>>8920548
Eric Andre
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>>8920548
Maria and Harusame
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>>8920548
Len
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>>8920548
Sonic Totem
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>>8920548
Funnyman Rob Schneider
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>Waits to be shitposted
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>>8920548
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
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>>8920548
Scanty~
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>>8920548
Aubrey
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>>8920548
Elias Ainsworth
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What do you think of my anime collection?
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>>8920608
ur gay
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>>8920548
Monoe
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>>8920547
You're forgetting someone.
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>>8920577
Thanks dude
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>>8920547
>not liking red
I didnt know you were that much of a tumor.
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>>8920548
Asui Tsuyu
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>>8920630
>1 2 3 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4
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>>8920638
>Liking Red
???
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>>8920634
source
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>>8920548
Baki
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>>8920547
D-do you hate us, Adachi-san~?
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>>8920643
Obviously seasons. Season 1 contained a 3 box set, season 2 had a 4 box set, and season 3 rounded it out with another 4 box set. This isn't uncommon.
>>
>>8920643
Season 1 Volume 1
Season 2 Volume 1
etc
They're taken out of their box sets.
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>>8920535
>The former hotel attendant claps in response to the show put before her. A calm smile in spite of her threats.
You truly fooled us! A well done should be given to you.
>She begins to rest on her frontside, head propped onto her hands.
Now what is the next step of your masterplan?
>>8920599
Honestly I don't. It's hard to think what you would be thinking at all times. Your mind is so expansive.
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>>8920548
LISTEN TO ME SON
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>>8920548
Gilgamesh
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>>8920548
Sakuya Izayoi
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>>8920600
Well, you made it hard to see your face, so I can't really tell you if I do or not.
>>8920635
I don't add myself to lists of things, or is it another person?
>>8920638
Ironically liking Red is still liking Red.
>>8920664
You're not the Pittsburgh Penguins, so no.
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Uno mas.
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>>8920547
Why do you dislike Junko ?
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>>8920548
Hunk
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>>8920707
Bell Cranel
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>>8920707
Fujiwara no Fumokou
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>>8920464
>They caused shitstorms in the past, as far back as June 2015, they were accepted after that. Greeting posts are blank slates, I believe avatars should rush in and fill in the premises instead of judging it for bad Rp. Everyone is different, some people need a lead in their interractions.
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>>8920700
It's another person. Someone who should obviously be on there at this point.
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>>8920535
Ah, you sure showed me by being an ungrateful brat.
Those donuts came out of the trash anyway so its not like it matters much.
>>
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
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>>8920731
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
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>>8920645
It's a secret.
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>>8920720
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
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>>8920650
>Lost at Sea
>wrong Bryan Lee O'Malley comic f.am
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>>8920683
Fucking kek.
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>>8920731
I'm ready anytime!
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>>8920731
Maybe this is an omen that I will be first. Or that I could die first. Both sound interesting enough to rush into it.
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>>8920743
Drifting thought the wind
Wanting to start again
>Eyes start to water
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>>8920671
...Whoa. Hold up. Back up now. What in the hell did you just say?
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>>8920761
>drifitng
DEJA VU
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>>8920711
If I wanted to take care of a child, I'd go have one in real life. Plus, she's always rubbed me the wrong way.
>Wink
>>8920725
I'm drawing a blank here, I only really don't like those 4 people.
>>8920764
>>8920731
Deny this.
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>>8920761
>pets
Its okay..
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>>8920731
>Before arriving in the arena, the inchling cuts away the fishing line that had spelled her doom in the last match using her needle sword. Sheathing her blade, she glares at the plethora of giant creatures that stand before her once again.
This time, I will not be defeated so easily.
>>
What's the point for getting your hopes up in the playoffs when you know pic related is going thrash anyone and everyone that gets in their way.
Cup is ours baby.
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>>8920731
Let's have some -real- fun!
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>>8920731
Like hell I'd give someone my spot. I ain't about to waste this perfect opportunity.
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>>8920772
That so? Eh, whatever. I'll make it on that list someday.
>>
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>>8920574
No, I still have parents, but I'm not a child. Now make yourself actually useful, and get me some candy instead of this paper that I don't need.
>>8920599
That was never true! Why would any Oni hate deceit, when we are heartless monsters who just want to destroy and rampage through the capital?
But you can stop pretending to be brave now. I can see that you're about to cry, because of how much of a fool you seem like now.
>>8920671
O-Of course. I didn't expect you to praise me for deceiving you, but it seems like you understand that you never had a chance!
But my next step? I didn't think about that...
>>8920729
Yes, yes! Quiver with fear, human!
>The Oni bites into the donut with a smile on her face, but she stops the moment she realizes what the woman's words mean
Wait, what?
>She instantly spits it out
W-Why?
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>>8920789
You're going to die at the start tho
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>>8920770
>>8920781
>Doesn't continue the song
Immersion shattered.
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>>8920731
The tiger seems to be the only one worth my trust out of them, so I'll only count him as part of my team.
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>>8920731
I think I'm ready, ribbit.
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>>8920772
Alright. Swap denied.
>>8920789
You'll be happy to know I eliminated that gay-ass farmer event for good.
>>8920800
Oh shit nigga.
If nothing else, starting ASAP.
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>>8920801
Nah. Not happenin'. Ya wanna parade around with the guise 'a some helpless kid, that really does a lot ta tell what kinda person ya are. You can go trick all the people ya want, but the only thing you'll be gettin' from me now is a knife ta the neck in the arena. Best thing ya can hope ta do now is put up a good fight. Try not ta make it borin' for me, yeah?
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>>8920822
haha granny
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>>8920749
Not familiar with worst world.
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>>8920762
Oh um...
I wish I had a recorder for moments like these. It was something about you and minds and maybe another thing? Am I in the right park?
>>8920801
Oh dear. You have to think further on that if you intend on tricking others. Some may not take it kindly.
>Pushing herself off of the ground, she makes her way over to the demon.
They may be standing right in front of you.
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>>8920813
>breaks the fourth wall
immersion shattered
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>>8920793
>Adachi reaches into the pocket of his suit jacket and pulls out a little notepad with a pen attached, he flips open to the second page and holds the tip of the ballpoint pen to the paper.
You could always tell me who you are, then I'd either be more of less likely to add you to my list of people.
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>>8920808
What makes ya say that? I'm easily the strongest one here. It takes more than a couple of midget girls, a guy in a suit, and an ugly martial artist to take me down.
>>8920825
Yer right, I am happy to know that! I feel like the shackles are off. No more settling down and shit.
>>
BLOODBATH!
A race in which only 2hus finish is a terrible race indeed.
Shout-out to Youmu pissing off an entire hockey team.
Network censors are the absolute worst.
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>>8920844
I'm not just a bit in a suit, I'm a bit in a suit with a variety of firearms.
>Archer (mobile)
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>>8920842
I feel like that'd be cheating. Just goes to show I need to put in some more effort.
>>
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>>8920801
What do you mean why? If you're desperate for food you take what you can get. Would you rather eat the donuts or starve to death? Its an obvious decision.
>she takes a bite into one of the donuts but instantly spits it out
Blegh, shit, that's nasty. What the hell is this? Who buys plain donuts? Now I know why they were in the trash...
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>>8920860
>He gets out of the car with sunglasses on and immediately kicks the rear-view mirror off, for whatever reason. Probably just because it looked cool. He's probably gonna regret that when he has to pay for it, but it was awesome in the moment and everybody thought he was cool for it.
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>>8920860
>Dead instantly
>Nevermind. Didn't want to rp anyway.
>>
>>8920825
>posting impure nepneps
opinion of you dropped significantly
>>
>>8920860
Fuck you FCC
>Archer (mobile)
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>>8920860
Th-This is a little too loud for me.... Is there any way I can turn this down?
>>
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>>8920801
You know. I'm starting to think you're not actually an oni, because that's some crap no oni I've ever heard of would ever actually say. All oni are known to have one hell of an upstanding reputation for being honest and honorable, even if they go out and raid things.
...Oh. And, uh. There's only a tiny few things I'm afraid of. YOu're not one of them.
>>8920836
So on a scale of "a rough idea" to "I can read all your thoughts", where are you ,exactly?
>>8920860
Nice work, Mokou! When did you learn to drive?
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>>8920860
>As she gets the potato, she holds for a worrying amount of time. The seconds still counting down.
I have never played this game before. Am I doing it right?
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>>8920860
>The tiny girl wastes little time running into the cover of tall grass, away from the rest of the giant-sized tributes. Once she reaches a safe hiding place, she prepares herself for battle.
>>
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>>8920860
>Adachi cuts into the meat and bones of the hockey player's legs, unsure if he's doing the process correctly because he's not a surgeon one single bit. He then pulls on some highly advanced legs from a bag he somehow acquired, even though he's only a regular detective, and attaches them to the person's legs.
I have no clue if I did this correctly, but if I did, you'll have no problem winning the Stan Lee Cup.
>>
>>8920860
Yer lucky I just so happened to have some. Dunno why, but I felt like it could be used for something. It has to be someone's birthday or something.
>>8920864
Firearm schmirearm. It ain't gonna do jack shit to me! All because ya look like hot shit doesn't mean ya are a hot shit! At most yer a shit that's been sitting in the toilet for too long.
>>
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>>8920860
It was an accident! Probably... Maybe.
>>
>>8920882
Just to as a ghost, that's what I used to do... also how archer hooked up with nonon. Ghost blowjobs
>>
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>>8920860
I can't feel my face.
>>
>>8920882
>tfw wanted to rp with you
>you died instantly
>>
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>>8920860
At least i didn't die in the bloodbath this time,
>>
>>8920882
I'll rp with you.
>takes your wallet and kicks you in the shin
die
>runs away
>>
DAY 1!
Literally who else did you expect would be summoned? Besides the now in-pain sexy demon, of course.
>>8920882
>Scratches Ahri behind the ear.
There's always another day.
>>8920883
Literally, I only have that because the full image popped up in #nsfw-bot in the Discord and I thought that face was fucking hilarious.
>>
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>>8920908
>not proofreading your post before sending it
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>>8920934
I-I won...? I won!
>>
>>8920909
I am the world's greatest secret agent. I am definitely hot and definitely not shit.
>Archer (mobile)
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>>8920934
>At this point the inchling can only hope her clumsiness went unnoticed. Luckily for her, her size probably means it did.
>>
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>>8920882
A-Atleast you got in..
I was late..
>>
>>8920934
Oi! I remember yer face! I found yer man the other night, but he shot himself! I can't believe he fucking did it!
>he zips right past her, somewhat fearing for his life
>>
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>>8920934
..Nah, still ain't as good as the real thing. Don't feel the same way if I don't reek of copper. What's the problem, kid? Ya don't like gettin' messy? Sign of a weak man, I say.
>>
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>>8920934
>Adachi whistles and casually walks below a cliff, quite certain that nothing will fall from above and startle him.
You know, it's pretty nice out here...you weird thing. Sometimes I wonder how this world would be if it wasn't so sh---
>The loud crash of the bowling ball meeting the ground startles Adachi, causing him to jump back about 5 feet in surprise.
Holy shit, where the fuck did that come from?
>>
>>8920948
Yer a cold shit that feels jagged when it comes out.
>he spits on Archers shiny shoes
Fuck off and die, punk!
>>
>>8920898
I know I have been using this word a lot but that is truly an odd scale. It is nothing like the latter but you can say that I am a visitor in your world. Makes sense?
>>8920917
>She is still holding the ticking bomb from the game. Is she even aware what will happen?
I know! I can already tell that this game will be thrilling!
>>8920934
>She merely waves to the guy and the horrible creature tailing him.
Hello again! I didn't know you had a pet.
>>8920970
>She has a confused look on her face before breaking into laughing.
Oh ho ho! That is quite normal for hi-
You actually found him?
>>
NIGHT 1
This ain't your show, Andre.
He's going to turn that idea into a shitty romcom, I hope you know.
Ronaldo is one lucky sonuvabitch.
I utterly refuse to entertain the meme anymore.
>>
>Adachi
>rping
WHAT DIMENSION ARE WE IN
>>
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>>8920992
>dies
>>
>>8920979
Huh... well I guess it's time to kill a literal retard.
>A quiet rage builds in Arched as he chuckles while revealing a sawed off shotgun and assault rifle he pulled out of a duffel bag he was carrying.
>>
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>>8920992
What? Is that a camera? Is he with you? Can you.. Can you control him? Issis a bit? For a show? Am I on television?
>>
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>>8920992
S-Sorry! I thought that was my sandwich!
>>
>>8920998
i don't know, but he has some pretty good rp, not gonna lie
>>
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>>8920992
>The inchling eavesdrops from a nearby treebranch, listening in on these rumors.
...Hmf.
Like that'd ever happen.
>She continues on her way.
>>
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>>8920992
this isn't supposed to happen
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>>8920992
Truly the most evil form of all terrorism.
>>
>>8920998
I don't know man but I don't like it
>>
>Len wants to job
>ends up a serial killer
>I try to get at least 2 kills
>RNG hates me so much I end up at the bottom 10
Why must life be so cruel
>>
>>8920992
>She rests calmly on her back, muttering some things that wouldn't be too out of place even if she want knocked out.
Eeee,m no pork... only octopus...
>>
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>>8920992
Very true to character in this slide.
>>
DAY 2!
She would probably just turn herself in, anyways.
Smooth move, uh...what's your real name?
Andre selling out.
Looks like some people were a bit jealous of his lucky catch yesterday.
>>8920998
The greatest one.
>>
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>>8920992
Not funny. I will mak you will pay for this, Eric.
>>8920998
>the best dimension.
>>
>>8920981
>he casually walks back with what appears to be a large spiked tail coming out of his shoulder.
Yeah, I think so. He's got hair covering his right eye, right? Average looking face that makes ya wanna pound dirt into it. I called out to him and ran after him, but all of a sudden the fucker pulls out a gun and holds it against his head.
>>8920992
>wipes off all the goopy eggs that unfortunately land on him
Oi! Fuck off before I make you wish you fucked off!
>>8921004
Big whoop, idiot. Like a gun's gonna do anything to me. It's as if ya don't know who yer messing with!
>a couple of the spikes from his shoulder launch off at Archer in a similar style to a missile
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>Sorry for the late reply
>>8920827
>The Oni isn't intimidated by the words of the man, so she just turns back into her human form and slimes innocently
Please~?
>The little girl bursts into laughter that doesn't fit her current form at all
>>8920830
What? If you got something to say, say it to my face, human. Of course if you do that, I'll probably rip your face off in exchange.
>>8920836
Righ in front of me?
>It takes a good minute for the Oni to understand what the woman meant by that
Oh! W-Wait a second!
>The Oni starts to slowly back away from the woman
B-But you just praised my clever trick, so there is no way you would think that way, right?
>>8920870
>The Oni goes pale as she ses the woman willing bite into the donut that came from the trashcan
Humans are nastier than I thought.
>>8920898
Your sources are wrong. Oni like me do what they want, because we are stronger than puny humans like you. That's just how it is.
You should trust me on that, because I'm the leader of the Oni of Mt. Ooe! That's right!
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>>8921052
Yer not seriously gonna do this, are ya? The fuck do I look like to ya? Go splash around in a pond or something and leave me to my business.
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>>8921052
>All of his 'hits' were just simple taps
>Bludgeoning this opponent was something he couldn't follow through with at the moment
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>>8921052
You might as well make yourself useful, giant.
>The inchling reclines, thankful that she will not have to go foraging herself this time.
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>>8921052
Smooth move. Now do it again.
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>>8921060
And you don't know who you're messing with!
>He jumped to cover to dodge the pinmissile attack.
You spit on my shoes and now they smell like the cocks you've been sucking. So I'm going to pin you down and shove a switchblade into your urethra.
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>>8921052
I didn't get the job at fruit loops, so this was the next best thing.
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NIGHT 2!
It's the ahoge, man. It's got to be. Also, I fucking hate this place for making me know what an ahoge is.
That event brought to you by Bolt Thrower.
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>>8921108
>The tiny girl simply hides her eyes from the beast's glare using her hat.
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>>8921072
Guess what? Whoever told you that they weren't was a liar.
Listen, there's no such thing as a person who isn't nasty. Everyone only cares about themselves and you have to adopt the same mentality if you don't want to die. That's just the way it is.
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>>8921072
Please. Appearances ain't nothin'. Ya think, in my line 'a work, with the people I gotta deal with, that I'm gonna be the type ta squirm based on appearances? Listen, I ain't the type ta hold grudges or nothin', I just know now that you're the type I'm gonna like ta kill, that's all. In fact, that's a relief ta me. Most of the people here were gettin' boring.
So, what are ya? Some kinda demon? Nah, ya ain't that. What, a stupid Halloween spirit or somethin' from a kid's story? I'm guessin' you've got it in your head that you're "too strong" ta be beaten, or that ya "can't be tortured inta wishin' for death," right?
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>>8920981
...This isn't "my" world. This place is kinda outside of all of that sorta thing. Or are you saying you're some...weird whatever from beyond...god, I can't even finish that.
>>8920992
>>8921007
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE TODAY!?
>>8921072
My "sources" are other oni. I'm practically a drinking buddy to one at this points. Huh. If you're from that mountain...knowing my history...Ibaraki. You always were an asshat, but I could've sworn you were a guy.
>>8921108
...I hate everything.
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>>8921052
I have to follow all of the latest trends you all set. Wearing these makes me hip, doesn't i-
>WHACK!
Someone must have put it there.
Still pretty hip, right?
>>8921060
>Her smile for once is completely gone, replaced with a determined look.
He probably thought you were going to battle him. Did he... did he shoot himself?
>>8921072
Yes I did. Funny how that works.
>She continues her slow pace before stopping. She puts a hand towards her gut, silently laughing to yourself.
Almost as funny as your look right now.
>>8921108
What a wonderful turn of events! Shame I don't have my swimsuit though.
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>adachi stopped rping when he died
truly the best rp
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>>8921108
Well that was close.
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>>8921108
O-Oh, really?
>Emil blushes a bit at being declared the fairest.
>>8921133
I-I said I was sorry! Did I make you bleed any?
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>>8921108
>still snickers at Rika's shocking death.
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>>8921155
most people stop replying to the game when they die
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>>8921133
>Antisocial and moody tank girl a drinking buddy with anyone
I'm understanding why people call you a mary sue, Rika can just do everything can't she?
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DAY 3!
Western animation meets Eastern animation...brutally.
They didn't listen.
>>8921166
She can't be good at RP.
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>>8921102
>>8921108
I dunno what yer talking about, but I ain't letting ya get anywhere close to my urethra, shitlord!
>he takes off running in the opposite direction
Ya gotta catch me before ya can shove anything anywhere, fucker.
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>>8921179
Oh holy fuck Gorey laying down the super hot fire, you are officially based in my book
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>>8921179
holy shit asgore
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>>8921166
Anon, are you just here to complain about things you know little about?
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>>8921179
I-I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I think I did good!
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>>8921133
Well not this place specifically but it seems you know what I am talking about! Some weird whatever from beyond is the perfect thing to describe me. I do not know myself. I just know I am meant to guide a specific group of people.
>>8921179
We are all capable of bringing it down easily, right? So who should get the honors?
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>>8921154
Hell if I know. I'm not gonna watch some dude kill himself. I dunno what kinda lady ya are, but ya gotta be a shitty person if they'd rather die than go back to ya.
>>8921179
That dude's Eminem, right? When did he get long hair, and who's the bitch that's with him?
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>>8921179
>The inchling observes the giant's blunder a safe distance away from the tree.
...What an idiot.
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>waits to be shitposted again
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>>8921179
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>>8921179
Oh jesus, what was that for?!
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NIGHT 3!
...It's just Peace.
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Where were you when asgore went full shitpost while hosting?
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>>8921197
I don't need to know anything about the source, because the source doesn't have shit to go off of but 2 lines. I do know about the shitty OC that Aussa has created, and I do know that the fact that she's """"conveniently"""" able to relate to everything or knows somebody that knows somebody is getting to be stupid to read.
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>>8921239
It's not shitposting if it's the truth.
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>>8921236
I cannot take this anymore!
>The inchling comes out from hiding wielding her Miracle Mallet and proceeds to smash the alarm clock into hundreds of pieces using it.
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>>8921236
https://youtu.be/1MgzG2JiQ6Q
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>>8921220
You don't understand. Take me to him. If he is okay, if what you are saying is true, then you need to take me there immediately?
>>8921236
Oh my! I can see my house from this height! Just kidding. My house is pretty far away.
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>>8921236
Dunno who ya are, but I'm forever in debt. Such a nice girl despite the circumstance we're in. What's yer name, sweetie?
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HOLY SHIT BASED ASGORE GUYS
NEW GOD
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>>8921179
>Hah.
>>8921166
Yeah, it's probably one-sided, but I doubt she minds sharing a drink with anyone, and I'll take any chance I can get to blow off steam.
>>8921160
WHAT DO YOU THINK!? Yes! And don't you dare touch me and try and fix it!
>>8921215
...Alright, so are you even human, or some weird abomination that my mind is being forced to interpret as human to understand properly?
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>>8921236
I must warn you, I have no idea what I'm doing. But what could go wrong?
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h-hey guys, h-he called aussa bad at rp!!
nobodys ever done that before!!!
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>>8921236
>Emil begins to stir awake
...Huh? Oh crap, it's the afternoon! How long have I been asleep?
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>>8921265
I guess I don't understand. Yer not gonna like seeing his corpse, Elizabeth. It'll remind ya just how awful ya were to him. Ya didn't even take his feelings into consideration.
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DAY 4!
Hah, gay!
if only that decision was for herself.
Despite being an inch tall, she is absolutely nobody you want to fuck with.
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>>8921261
Don't do that, you'll fuck yourself in the long run.
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>>8921296
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>>8921273
A-Alright... I'm really sorry and I hope you feel better!
>>8921296
>her
...I can't do this.
>Emil stops and washes off whatever he wiped onto himself.
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>>8921273
I honestly can't fucking tell what your character's personality is.
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>>8921125
That's pretty much how Oni think and act, but there is one thing that we don't do. We don't eat trash like you humans do. That's just beyond the nastiness that I would count healthy for an Oni.
>>8921131
Not really, I was thinking about things like "I'm hungry" or "this man smells weird". But I have to praise you for realizing that I'm a demon so fast!
It was probably because of my pretty horns!
But I'm not a normal demon! I'm Ibaraki Douji! I'm sure you're already scared just because I mentioned my name!
>>8921133
Ass? Hat? Asshat? I have no idea what that means, but I guess you're probably praising me? Yes, that's what it means, right? Oh, and about the whole being a male thing. Are you a fool or you didn't even see that I can shapeshift?
>>8921154
>At this point the Oni doesn't understand what's happening, so she just imitates the woman's laughter
Yes, it's really funny...
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NIGHT 4!
What, like, a teaspoon of tar and three feathers?
An angel versus a demon, I suppose.
Like a frog out of water.
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>>8921296
Rigged, I say!
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OH MY GOD
I THINK I'M OVULATING EVERYONE
ASGORE HAVE MY BABIES
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>>8921273
Oh, this isn't my true form at all. If you witness that, your mind would be teared asunder, no hope of ever being repaired. So do you wish to see it?
>>8921293
>She grabs his shoulder, putting a massive amount of force onto it.
I am not playing around this time. Please show me it.
>>8921296
You have some odd body parts. Like this one for example.
>She begins poking into the body, finding her way into the heart. And then poking it.
What is that?
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>aussa defense force coming out strong
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>>8921296
Shit's disgusting. I want the meat, not the bone in the meat. Wish these fuckwads got something right for once.
>>8921334
Very funny.
Now wash me off. I ain't going out looking this stupid.
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>>8921334
>Emil bleeds out while trying to get the bolt out of his chest
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>>8921296
>The tiny girl finally spots an opportunity to strike! Leaping from her hiding place with needle sword in hand, she effortlessly cleaves the giant man in two. And again. And again. She continues until not a single trace of him remains, and then sheathes her sword.
Your death was instantaneous, giant. You should be grateful.
>>8921334
>After what was likely complete accident, the inchling is washes away by a sea of tar and then buried under a mountain of feathers. At least nobody can see her.
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>>8921345
read the event again baka
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>>8921343
I'm sorry I find you and your friends cringy, anon. But not everyone against you is le whiteknight.
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F E A S T B O Y S
Ginshi knows an opportunity when he sees it.
Len a dumb bitch.
New thread time? Sure, why not.
>>8921338
No way fag.
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>>8921331
>Her laughter dies down, she looks to the child with a impish grin.
Your face was just priceless! Don't worry, I won't be hurting you. But if you meet someone that does, it is clear you aren't ready. That is not good.
>>8921334
Salutations demon! Could you take a close look at this? I think it may be busted.
>She presses down very hard on the trigger, blowing the other away.
Oh, Guess I wasn't grasping it hard enough. Sorry!
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>>8921370
i answered them wrong on purpose
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You see what happens when you're too nice
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>>8921370
>It takes time, but the tiny girl is able to scrawl out her answers. They are correct, of course.
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>Waits to be called out again
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>>8921370
It is time for me to sleep. Good night, tata!
>Loud snoring is heard from the maiden.
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>>8921331
Normally that's my line. I ain't the type ta scare easy, Douji, 'n it sure as hell won't be ta some self-proclaimed demon I ain't never heard the name of before. I'd say sorry, but I expect you're used ta this kinda thing, bein' as confident as ya are, anyhow.
Listen, I can tell ya ain't the type ta scare over words, so I won't waste my time. But. I do want to let ya off with a quick warnin'. Be careful who ya try ta fool around here. Ya find somebody half my strength that don't take too kindly ta that sorta thing 'n ya might wake up missin' somethin' vital.
Anyhow, I ain't got any bad blood towards you, so I guess there's no shame in startin' off pals. I've gone by a lotta names, up until recently it was Claire Stanfield, but I dropped that name after I got married. Most people just call me Vino. Some of 'em been callin' me the Rail Tracer, 'n the real old fashioned ones go for Felix. I don't mind any of 'em 'round here.
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>>8921331
Did it ever occur to you that we don't always have a choice of what we get to eat? Not everyone is given food whenever they want it. Some times the only thing avalible is day old dumpster donuts.
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I remember when asgore was afraid of shitposts.
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tfw the same people advocating shitting on Aussa also ran Hoshi out when he did the same thing Asgore did
Literally ok when it's someone I don't like. Prove me wrong.
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>>8921340
>he falters as soon as pressure is applied to his shoulder, to the point where he's kneeling in front of her
Ow ow ow! Alright, I get it! Lighten up before I die!
>>8921357
Let's just assume the host made the mistake, alright? It's easier on me.
>>8921396
>>8921370
That's what ya get for putting yer damn hands on me!
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