TEMBATTLE XXVII
Hello, and welcome to Teambattle (or, rather, Tembattle) XXVII! Here, teams of four compete in the Hunger Games for a chance at glory and pride!
How it works is that at the end of the previous Teambattle, teams are booked for the next one. At that next one, an anon will post his or her four tributes on the preregistered team to be put in a district. Each Teambattle is held on Saturday at about eleven EST.
If you want to participate but didn't register a team, you still can enter tributes! More often than not a team won't show up, so in lieu of screwing up the entire game, we have Wildcards, which are random entries that will be placed in a district. Might need them, might not. We’ll see.
TEAMS PARTICIPATING IN TEMBATTLE XXVII:
Konosubas
Luci's Lords
Emeritus acolytes
Diavolo's Delinquents
Sorona's Family
Melty Blood
Capitalism
Maymays Empire
Shadow's Strike Team
Verb Black Man
White Whispers
Bandicoot Brigade
And pre-registered team entries start...now!
Shadow
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>Melty Blood
Sorona von Hartellia
>Sorona's Family
Megu - Konosubas
Sora
Len
>Melty Blood
Siiren de Welsh
>Sorona's Family
Pixelated Black Man
(Verb Black Man)
Misaki Mei - Konosubas
Alvin
Trash Bandicoot
(True Form)
Bandicoot Brigade
Arcueid Brunestud
>Melty Blood
Monopoly Man
>Capitalism
Speawne
>Sorona's Family
Rikka Takanashi - Konosubas
Hubert Oswell
Dr. Rodicknik
Bandicoot Brigade
Julie Sigtuna
White Whispers
Kohaku
>Melty Blood
Scrillias
>Sorona's Family
Arashi Nakaiduo - Konosubas
John D. Rockefeller
>Capitalism
Pirate King Blackbeard
Bandicoot Brigade
>>8917680
>>8917695
>>8917711
>>8917728
The boys are back in town
>>8917688
>>8917701
>>8917723
>>8917738
Let's do this, shall we?
>>8917692
>>8917708
>>8917727
>>8917739
Ready to Jinx the competition. Let's get this done, girls.
Ike
Luci's Lords
>>8917681
>>8917696
>>8917715
>>8917735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am4qQ9jB4xQ
Melty Blood
Ready.
Benjamin Franklin
>Capitalism
Terminus Est
White Whispers
Dead Black Man
(Verb Black Man)
Roy
Luci's Lords
Eddy
maymays empire
Trunin
Bandicoot Brigade
Polygonal Black Man
Hector
Luci's Lords
Illuminati
>Capitalism
Jerreh
maymays empire
Black Knight
Luci's Lords
Origami Tobiichi
White Whispers
LATAMAN
maymays empire
Enthusiastic Black Man
Mae
Eucliwood Hellscythe
White Whispers
Jewish Ghost
maymays empire
Ms. Kown
>>8917718
>>8917740
>>8917768
>>8917798
Capitalism team assembled
LET'S
CRUSH
THOSE
COMMIES
https://youtu.be/KKny_ia8Fvo
THE BIG DOG
>>8917705
>>8917773
>>8917785
>>8917826
Verb Black Man
(Adjective Black Man)
>>8917733
>>8917770
>>8917806
>>8917839
Here they are, once again. Hopefully with less infighting.
>>8917762
>>8917776
>>8917787
>>8917805
https://youtu.be/CJZ35VBYToI
These are the 4 strongest Generals and Tactians across time that I've gathered. They are surely not to disapoint.
Papa Emeritus
>Emeritus acolytes
Nameles Ghoul Water
>Emeritus acolytes
Nameless Ghoul Politic
>Emeritus acolytes
Nameless Ghoul
>Emeritus acolytes
Aight, since Diavolo is no-show, I'll enter myself, alongside you three:
>>8917834
>>8917861
>>8917873
For the first Wildcard district in probably fucking forever.
Temmie
>>8917982
>>8917999
>>8918017
>>8918055
Emeritus acolytes
>Emeritus acolytes
WHO'S FUCKIN' READY?!
>>8918111
>trips
No one is ready, I don't think.
Onward!
>>8918111
woop
>>8918111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW4gRiHK4iA
I don't have to focus on the tourney thing here, so there aren't any roads. Let's go.
>>8918111
Let the battle begin
>>8918111
Time to fight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6FWvjYZ3vE
Autocropper is gay.
BLOODBATH!
Eddy getting the first kill in extremely brutal fashion.
Not a cat? Alright.
That window cost a lot, you asshole.
Pirates shouldn't snowboard.
That dragon is SWOLE.
We've found the key to destroying the Illuminati.
>>8918224
>Alvin dies in the BB again
It's like I never left.
>>8918224
A rather tame Bloodbath, if you ask me. Not really a lot of, ya know, Blood. Except for Alvin, of course.
>>8918224
>Public Enemy No. 1
That's harsh. Kazugeta is dead and Trash becomes hated
>>8918235
lol
>>8918224
Looks like a good start...
DAY 1!
You look even more adorable now!
LUCI'S LORDS ALREADY IN-FIGHTING. THIS COULD SPELL DISASTER.
It's the worst book I've ever read.
There's symbolism somewhere in that event with ol' Benny.
Like you have any room to talk, old man.
WORSHIP THE EXPLOSIONS.
>>8918224
B-But Len is a cat?
>>8918294
My team is alreaady halfway dead?
>>8918294
Hubert taking some tips from Poisson
>>8918294
I don't like that black cat...
>>8918294
Uhm. Well I won't turn down the gift.
Or offering, I should say.
OH.
OH BOY.
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL ATHLETIC, 'CAUSE OTHERWISE, THIS IS GONNA GET BLOODY.
AND IT IS.
>>8918294
>Jewish Ghost theme song goes with everything
oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oQRXEkB1Hs
>>8918367
And I already lost?
>>8918367
Guess fattie was a liability.Good work, Blackbeard
>>8918367
Only one of the girls fell in an Arena Event? I'm very, very okay with this, actually!
>>8918367
Holy shit, everyone on my squad left just went gangland on some people.
LIKE COMPLETE AND UTTER POETRY, CAPRA'S TEAM IS THE FIRST OUT
JUST HOW I'D LIKE IT.
Also, fuck me, I died already. At least everyone else is showing damage.
>>8918367
YES, I WON, I- ARGHHHH!!!!
>dies for a heart atack
>>8918408
Why the hell did I job extremely properly here but not there?
wooooow
>>8918408
Holy crap, Scrillias, be strong I know you can win, do it for you family!
>>8918408
This is one of the best starts to a TB I've ever had.
Of course, That's probably going to end here in a second.
NIGHT 1!
Guess that's why he wears his helmet.
Monopoly Man helping that blind ol' bat.
Looks like the black men are practicing. Will that help them in the end?
Video games kill.
So, no different than his normal personality.
Erm...yeah, Rikka, this code's used for /trash/ HG, so uh...that's why that event is there.
>>8918471
Jinxing yourself...
>>8918488
Surely if Rikka has that kind of power, there's no way she can fall. Surely!...
>>8918498
Absolute nonsense.
>>8918488
Wait what? I won your game like, twice. How did the others get to have their own events?
>>8918488
Like a protest for rights, stay away from the hose
Also, Blackbeard, you're missing a handful of teeth. No difference
>>8918488
Welp, there goes Scrillias
Curse you Rockefeller!!!
>not really
DAY 2!
White boys getting some cultural exchange.
I don't remember that scene in NITW.
The mirror never lies.
I really need to call in an exterminator.
Got a 50/50 chance of turning one of your own into a pig. Will the gamble pay off?
Into the wind goes Rodicknik.
>>8918525
I ran a Championship with the first 24 winners. 1st place wrote his own event, I wrote the event for 2nd place. That's the 2nd place event you just saw.
>>8918545
Your curse is denied
>>8918599
The gamble's gonna pay off.
It's gonna pay off.
It's gonna pay off.
It will.
Watch.
>>8918488
Looks like Sora finally decided to up his game some.
>>8918599
And... He's done.
>>8918599
He was a big dicked nerd, but he was still a comrade
>>8918625
Jinx
Annnnd there go the dragons.
>>8918599
Oh. Well at least now I know what that was for then.
I'm betting one of the blacks died there.
>>8918646
Shut your mouth.
>>8918649
See? Told'ya.
NIGHT 2!
I knew he was all along.
Can you even hang her?
Black people laughter is the best laughter.
>>8918691
Hah! Even the simulator knows.
>>8918649
So many hinges that can EASILY be snapped into the void
>>8918691
Fuck you, Blackbeard
>>8918691
you can hang her body but you will never hang her soul
>no srlsy she is a fucking ghost living in a robotic body
DAY 3!
Someone drowns like a dumbass.
I don't think he's laughing anymore.
PAPA TAKING DOWN THREE BIG TARGETS IN ONE FELL SWOOP!
Stop hurting the old man. Please.
>>8918747
Fucking shit! All is left i Blackbeard...who can swim?!
>>8918747
Yeah, That's a great idea ,Shadow. Ya know, Poke some weird blob thing with a stick. yeah.
White Whispers AND Maymays are both down!
Meanwhile, Emeritus' Acolytes are out for blood this TB.
>>8918351
Well Eff you, dragon
>>8918747
Not bad
NIGHT 3!
Benny taking down two Blacks at once!
Just run, Megu.
The Black Knight is actually quite kind, it seems.
>>8918822
WITCHDAGGAH!
>>8918631
Well I guess the power of Friendship won't help him this time.
>>8918850
Uh
Hi there.
>>8918850
RIP Mae.
>>8918860
He can still cheer on the others from beyond the grave.
>>8918850
Eff you motercycles!
F E A S T B O Y S
Black Knight is actually very, very kind. Who knew?
I think it's been proven in this TB that Ben Franklin is actually very racist.
Oh, hey; here comes Hitler!
>>8918900
We
We were doing so well, too...
>>8918900
Monopoly guy pls
DAY 4!
Holy shit Rikka, alright.
Forget what I said about the Black Knight.
Hubert's playing a dangerous game.
>>8918956
Yes, Rikka. That's the way.
>>8918956
Fucking hell, you better pull through, Hubie.
GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST, BATMAN, IS THAT ANOTHER ARENA EVENT?
WHY YES IT IS.
AND IT GIVES US OUR FINAL THREE! IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE! WHO WILL IT BE?!
>>8919006
Fuck, betting on Rikka then.
>>8919006
Go Rikka.
>>8919006
I'm just gonna be quiet. Not gonna say anything.
>>8919006
RIKKA YOU WILL WIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-7YPYjQp-Q
>>8919080
Rikka is definitely going to face hell.
Also, you still have that appluad typo.
PUBLISHING POOR RICHARD'S ALMANAC
INVENTING BIFOCALS
DOING THE KEY-WITH-KITE THING
SIGNING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
GETTING PUSSY FROM EVERY WENCH IN FRANCE
...AND NOW, WINNING TEAMBATTLE FOR CAPITALISM:
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!
Oh, yeah, here's the rest of you losers.
Booking may be next. Depends on if we have a host.
>>8919117
I'm deleting the event entirely so whatever. it's dumb and gay.
>>8919119
It's an amazing hour for Capitalism
>>8919145
>Second place for the 4th time
I'm kind of used to it at this point...
...hah...
...hah.
>>8919119
GG good game fgreat fight.
That was one of the shorter Teambattles I'd say.
>>8919145
Oh.
>>8919145
Thanks for rigging it for Alvin to die in the BB again, buddy.
>>8919145
Thanks for hosting!
Even if I missed the game in it's entirety.
Booking for the next Team Battle starts...
RIGHT NOW!
>>8919448
Luci's Lords V2
>>8919448
>Emeritus acolytes (FOR THE MOMENT)
>>8919448
Neo Donquixote Family
>>8919448
Melty Blood
I definitely won't get last place this time.
>>8919448
Konosubas
>>8919448
AndRoiDed
(Changing name to minimise confusion)
>>8919448
Diavolo's Delinquents
>Diavolo
>Yami Yugi
>Yami Bakura
>Jeff Kaplan
Special "I promise to not be late again lmao" edition, ultra rare set.
Whitey Whisperos
>>8919448
xXMass Effect CrewXx
>>8919448
Knights of the Square Table
>Shovel Knight
>Plague Knight
>Specter Knight
>King Knight
>>8919397
No problem. I think I know who you are - BIG DOG?
>>8919448
Shadow's Strike Team
This time, Alvin will not die in the BB.
>>8919448
Sorona's Family
>>8919448
Capitalism
>>8919488
...N-no...
I'm a dog of some kind though.
>>8919515
I want to make a Hoshidog/Junkodog reference but I don't even know if you're from the normal HG threads.
>>8919480
WHAT ARE YOU??????????????
>>8919575
I'm gonna bop you on the head.
>>8919600
That's a Hedgehog you silly billy goat!
>>8919575
I feel like I should take offense to that.
Not that kind of dog.
>>8919480
I'm gonna need to know who's team this is.
>>8919397
I have a feeling you went into the wrong thread so I'll point you towards the right one.
>>8916432
>>8919609
That's not a billy goat, that's a hedgehog.
>>8919480
Quick question.
Are you in the /brash/ discord?
I just prefer to know whose joining my TB.
>>8919610
Okay, I'm stupid. Sue me.
>>8919637
...You win this round.
>>8919480
i forgot the picture
>>8919638
/brash/? it's a private game or something?
>>8919670
not really.
I just wanted to know if you're from the discord.
We just aren't used to Anons joining in.
>>8919670
It's just a Discord server we have.
Anyway, the next game will be at April 29th.
8 PM PST and 11 PM EST.
Use this timer if you have a different timezone or whatever.
http://itsalmo.st/#teambattlexxviii
>>8919691
so, am i out? i hate the /trash/ HG's full drama and cancer
>>8919735
No, You're still in.
However, If you want to join the /brash/ discord, Just ask away. You probably won't miss it if you do join.
>>8919735
Don't worry you're still in
I'm just gonna post the team list here for review.
Konosubas - Megu
Luci's Lords - Luci
Emeritus acolytes - Emeritus
Diavolo's Delinquents - Diavolo
Sorona's Family - Sorona
Melty Blood - Capra
xXMass Effect CrewXx - ???
Neo Donquixote Family - Kaz
Shadow's Strike Team - Shadow
AndRoiDed - Androided
White Whispers - Laura
Knights of the Square Table - Tem
Backups:
Capitalism - Hit
See you next week.
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>>8919938
Fuck you.
Last
>>8919992
Fuck you
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