ITT: Pokemon are real. What do you live for? Rules/Info: h

>>8910440
nothing
is this the new possum thread

>>8910440
i only live because i havent died in my sleep yet

>>8910440
I can't answer this
rip

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>>8910440
To preserve the self of me and my companions.

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>>8910055
Yeah, do you want to lead the way then?
>Sandslash looks up at Yanmega, ready to follow her

>>8910440
As boring an answer as it is, I live for new interesting experiences, as well as to protect my friends.

>>8910440
thanks for finally motivating me to kill myself

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>>8910440
I got a family, bro.
Besides, like, I've survived too much BS to just throw in the towel.

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To sell interesting and useful items at amazing prices!
And other things.

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>>8910440
I never thought of that...
Is it something wrong with me?
Maybe living with uncle slash and auntie yanmmegaor growing up to be like mama
This is hard

>>8910633
(For >>8910440)

>>8910440
>>8910481
this
and i have to live for other people

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>>8910640
>>8910566
Sure. It's this way.
>Yanmega leads Slash and Nina to a cluster of abandoned coastal houses

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>>8910440
kag keeps living because desmond gives him food
and because there is always things to do with desmond!!

>>8910681
another reason thats kept me from blowing my brains out is how it would affect my parents

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>>8910440
I got a kid I never met, and I want to fix that.
The 'never met' part, not the 'got a kid' part. I'm a sleazeball, not a Ghetsis-tier psycho-bastard.

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>>8910440
Were I one still alive an answer I could provide. My existence for now is driven by my family, the children and husband who's company I keep.

>>8910440
i want to cum in a blender and die

>>8910748
>roll to kidnap darkrai

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>>8910770
>Roll to Dark Void the anon.

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>>8910770
... Darkrai? Where have yo-
>>8910804
You are alright?

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>adri wakes up
>she slept on the floor
Huh...
Man i slept alot today
Where is everyone?
>adri looks around for anyone

>>8910713
honestly i think mine would care for like a month and then realize what a drain i was on their income and actually have fun with the rest of their life

>>8910804
ffffffffffffuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>asleep

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>>8910825
I am well. I don't know why they would stuff a shadow in a sack...
>>8910862
Into the belladonna with you.

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>>8910440
to have fun dude
what else

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>>8910846
Hey!!
>Attempt to drop a watermelon onto adri's head axe thing.

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>>8910440
I already andwered, but I feel like I'm gonna have a lot of customers today, OP.
Got my cardboard fort all set up.

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>>8910875
The belladonnas shall not find themselves lacking for fertilizer, at the least.

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>>8910691
Weird, there aren't even any Pokemon here...
I guess at least it gives us a place to stay while we're here.
>Sandslash walks inside the nearest house, looking around inside
This is like that time we went to Agate Village and it was all abandoned apart from that one farmer guy, I wonder what happened to the humans that lived here.

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>>8910947
For the most part they never are.
...Hypothetically, could anyone get past your shield? If say, they could move into the house without interacting with the outside of the house?

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>>8910440
...
>Cough™

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>>8910440
Well I'm dead buuuuuuut Bones and my friends??

>>8910440
Honestly nothing since I'm worthless and can't make anyone happy
Masturbation is the only thing keeping me alive

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hello 4champ i have a question
why do the funny strong rocks make my human so happy??

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>>8910440
To become strong enough to finally fly and make my dreams come true.

>>8911171
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 44 HP / 0 SpD Salamence-Mega: 564-666 (164.9 - 194.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
gg

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>>8911150
>What kind of funny strong rocks?

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>>8911150
Rock fetish?

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>>8911219
>Blinks.
Yes?

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>>8910892
WHAT?
>a watermelon fall on her head
>and it's stuck
...
Why did you do that?
W-woah
>the watermelon is heavy and throws her off balance
>evens she regains her balance
>odds she falls face first on the floor

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>>8911236
the silver one for me and the blue one
the mega rock thingies
>>8911240
what is a fettish???
is it like your toy things in your room??

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>>8911254
Dang you guys aren't as sharp as I thought.
You need help?

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>>8911293
You do know that it doesn't work like that
I need a good angle for a hit and it got stuck between the two tops of my head
>adri picks the watermelon
This is how you do it
>adri put the half cut watermelon on the table and slices it in half

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>Mow around the Radio Station.
>The grass.
>The concrete.
>Everything.

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>>8910440
I like gardening! And digging!

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>>8911282
>I see, the Mega Stones.
>Perhaps he simply likes the stones themselves, I wouldn't know.
>Maybe ask him when you get a chance, as you seem curious enough.

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>>8910996
Designed it was to fight off threats to myself, both magical and mundane. Ghosts can not bypass the shield, if that is what you wish to know.

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>>8911372
Hey! Very nice, very nice!
>Poke hatbirb with a hoop.
I think my hat is asleep.

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>>8911282
No. Maybe. .... Yes. It's a specific sexual interest. Abnormal, typically.

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>>8911383
>Sleeping in the grass

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>>8910440
I don't know i guess doing stonework is what i live for
It's pretty exciting
But while my leg is not fully healed i just have to wait here doing nothing
>>8911383
>notices the sound of mowing from afar
Wait?
Where is this coming from?

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>>8911480
>Slowly approaches the dino.
>JAWS THEME.
>>8911496
>VERY LOUD JAWS THEME

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>>8911383
>>8911480
UM
THIS NOT GOOD
I COVER DELICAT EYES NOW

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>>8911447
>Poke geniechair with beak
You thought wrong, Hoopla.

>>8910850
maybe maybe not, try not being a drain on their income and see how you feel afterwards.
desu it didnt help how i felt about life at all and just gave me disposable income

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>>8910959
Good question.
Maybe it got too expensive?
>Check fridge for food

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>>8911507
BWAAAR!!!
BWARRR!!
DON'T KNOW YOU!!
WHY EAT GRASS?

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>>8911507
>Wake up
>...!
>Stay still in terror

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>>8911565
>JAWS THEME
>>8911581
>APPROACH
>...
>Bonk into dino.
>...
>Mow in a circle around the dino and continue without eating the dino.

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>>8911507
I don't remember the neighbours having a lawnmower
Maybe it's just recently bought

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>>8911621
>Is still bunkered down in fear

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>>8911621
>>8911690
>It's Real Dino Hours, like if you up.
>Ruffles comes careening out of the station
LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!
>Angry Birb: get between Rotom and friend.

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>>8911563
Maybe. Find anything interesting in there?
>Sandslash looks around the rest of the house, searching for signs that people had lived here

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>>8911621
... WHAT ARE DOING??
I DON'T GET IT
>BWARK

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>>8911690
>Continue mowing.
>>8911727
>Mow around bird too.
>Note to self to mow the spots they were on later.
>Continue.
>Attempt to mow light pole...
>>8911754
>Bwark.

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>>8911777
>777
>Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it.
>Or smack it with a bag of coins, whatever.
>Payday: apply directly to Mowtom.

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>>8911727
>Reinforcements have arrived
>Is less in fear now
>Get closer to big protobird friend

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>>8911853
>Dispossess.
>Snag bag of muns.
>Zip off.

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>>8911777
>Pin ears back, fluff crest up
DON'T WORRY FRIENDS!!
I PROTECT YOU!!
>Poke the mower with a paw

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>>8911447
It's not over yet
>adri slashes the watermelon in multiple slices
>she picks one and eats it
Serve yourselves

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>>8911515
Oh well.
How ya been?
>>8911895
>Hoop one over for himself and the birdhat.
>Munch.
Niiiiiiiice, you ever thought about bein' a cook?

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>>8911917
No
Never really thought of doing that
Slicing thingsup i'm good at but i don't know if i'm good at everything else in cooking

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>>8911749
>The house appears to be mostly cleared out, by the original owners
Not much here...

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>>8911917
>smol caw
>Peck seeds out of the slice and store in hat for later use
>+1 Bullet seed
>Munch melon bits
Good, your head is fairly comfy, surprisingly.

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>>8912084
Then you practice, duuuuh. C'mon.
>He flicks the stove on and looks around for some food.
>>8912113
Hey I try. Just don't crap in my hair or I'm sending you to the nearest black hole.

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>>8912224
Hey, I ain't gonna use a porta-genie as a porta-john. I have a brain, and it says that would mean certain death.

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>>8911430
i will ask him later!!
>>8911469
what do you do with them??

>its another "skitters wants to do battles instead of roleplay" day

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>>8912413
With fetishes? Or with the toys? Because they toys go up my ass, duh.
>>8912470
(None of my characters are doing anything. )

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>>8912224
Alright i guess we practice now
>adri cleans the counter and prepares the utensils
So did you find any food?

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>>8912104
Yeah, I couldn't find anything to suggest people used to live here.
If people did live here then they've been gone for a long time, it's a wonder the houses are still standing.
This is all really weird...

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>>8912563
I found some steak!
>Rolling for if it's fuckin' rotten with odds being hell yes.
Can you use this?

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>>8912617
Ew no
It's rotten
Throw that away

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>>8912664
Whoops.
>Toss it.
>Hoop time.
>Rolling to steal some steak instead.

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>>8912560
>concerned dino noise
why do you put them up your ass?????

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>>8911861
>>8911888
>Ruffles: finally have your RPer return from Family Fun
>Drag the mower away
We won! We won!
The spooky grass-cutter is no more!

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>>8912774
>Dump bagels on the birb.
>Fuck off.

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>>8912772
Hey... Go ask your trainer what a "prostate" is.

>>8912739
I guess no meat for us
Maybe let me see of there is some vegetables here
>roll to find vegetables
-adri

>>8912772
Do you know if desmond is descended from Ieyasu?

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>Completely Normal Person With No Ulterior Motives Or Secrets Whatsoever: try to fug off to honhonland in search of work.
>Rolling for travel time and/or Complications.

>>8912825
Who's Leyasu, amigo? I feel like I should know that name but I don't.

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>>8912809
okay
>poke desmond
>>8912825
who...?????
>>8912848
what is a prostate??

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>>8912822
Holy crud! You found the motherlode and I didn't even have to steal 'em!

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>>8912774
>Happy smalldino noises
>Ding, level 10
>Agger learned Metal Sound

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>>8912892
It's a thing in dude's bodies, I think it regulates the plumbing down south but I honestly forgot. I didn't finish high school, okay?
Why do you ask, did somebody say they've got cancer there? Becaue if so, fuckin' F's out for them and their sex life.

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>>8912910
Abd they are well preserved
I guess we could make soup with them
What do you think?
>adri starts chopping the vegetables diligently

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>>8912588
Anything about Ransei that could explain this?

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>>8912966
white man told me to ask trainer what it is
but hes sleeping

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>>8912982
Works for me.
>Go look for soup stock.

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>>8912957
You did good, that grass cutter didn't know what hit it!
>Happy birb sounds
Let's celebrate!

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>Gooey wakes up in the radio station
>Yawns, and walks outside

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>>8913005
>all the vegetables are chopped
Okay all done
Did you find anything?

>>8913016
>i-i want latias!
>doesnt do anything with latias
sniffers everyone

>>8913125
(Have to agree.)

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>>8912991
uh, yeah, I'm a bad source for this. I'd try asking a doctor or really anybody who stayed in school. Meaning not me.
>Perfectly Normal Person: lookan for work in honhonland...

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>>8913014
...!
>Agger lets loose a Metal Sound away from birbro
>Laughs

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>>8913016
Oh, hi! Hi!
How are you today?
We just fought a grass cutter!
>Ruffles points proudly to the formerly Rotom-controlled mower.

>>8910440
what am I looking at?

>>8913016
>The door to the studio is closed
>The LIVE light is on

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>>8912984
Nothing that I know of.
Maybe a neighbouring kingdom attacked? But even then there still should be people here.
I don't really know what to do, do you think it'd be fine to stay here?

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>>8913182
Odd doggos, as far as the eye can see.

>>8913182
(It's a bunch of Silvally lined up to create a tile background)

>>8913260
the oddest of doggos, apparently
>>8913269
oh neato
I like the darkest blue colored doggo

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>>8913200
>Walks by the door respectfully on her way out

>>8913176
I'm doing good.
>Chuckles softly at the mower
Must have been a mighty fight.

>>8913301
(I think that's the Dragon Silvally? Might be the water one.)

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>>8913323
>>8913016
>Headtilt
>Then a wave with a stubby leg

>>8913176
>Eye the mower with fear

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>>8913323
It was! I think the spooky ghost got scared and left! It didn't want to have to fight tough guys like us!
>>8913384
>Notice look
It won't be getting back up anymore, Agger.
>Ruffles proceeds to throw rocks at it.
See? It's stopped.

>>8913354
it changes its type?
either way Id totally give it a good pat

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>roll to delet par

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>>8913450
>Reassured look
>Walk to the mower and give it a poke

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>>8913221
There is no one here
That's scary
>scorp is scared someone confort he

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>>8913148
>Work found: cleanup help for some dude and the bajillion Pokemon crashing at his place.
>Get last few digits in Poke for helping out

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>>>8913626
>Attempt to bug very smelly scarfman.

>>8913538
...Is that a bug sprayer?
Why is it so fat?
Why are its genitals so microscopic?
Why is it wearing a climbing harness?

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>>8913384
>Wave
Hello there.
How are you?

>>8913450
>Smiles
Well, sounds like you really spooked him.
How are you doing, by the way?

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>>8913648
>Scarfman decides to get outta town, and wash his scarf for once.
>You do get a view of most of his team - Salazzle, Toxapex, Nidoking and Frillish.

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>>8913571
>Sandslash pats the scorp on the head
Hey Nina, don't worry about it. I think the people that lived here just went and moved somewhere else.

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>Metal Sound the inanimate mower
>Confident look at the lack of reaction
>Climb on the mower triumphantly

>>8913654
>Smile back through the head shield

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>>8913796
Neat.
>Tail suspiciously toxic smelling man.

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>>8913571
It's alright, Nina.
We are here. So you aren't alone.

>>8913831
That's what I think. Probably just got too expensive to live here or something

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>>8913873
>Smiles
Doing good?
Great.
My name is Gooey, by the way.

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>>8913831
You're right
I am just a scaredy scorp
>>8913931
You're right
I not alone
>nina hugs yanmmega
I love you two
Slash and yanmega will keep me safe

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>>8910440
Research.

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>>8910440
Theta
>>8914176
>affection bite the cute ayy lmao

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>>8913931
Yeah, probably.
These are pretty nice houses, so that would make sense.

>>8914121
Yeah, no need to be scared with us here to protect you.

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>>8914176
Who are you?
>>8914205
...Clint?

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>>8914094
>The Shieldon looks at Gooey like he has something to say
...Agger.
>Climbs off the mower and trots up to Gooey
>Looks at her from horns to toes
>Agger seems to be impressed at the size

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>>8914176
>>8914250
..Uhhhh.
Thetaaa? Did you clone yourself or something?

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>>8914250
Wait a moment that why that guy tasted wierd you are not theta
>affection bite theta
Sorry theta
I you must be disappointed at me

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>>8914121
Yeah.
We promise we will.
>Hug back

>>8914212
There really isn't much left to see here.
Where should we go next?

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>>8914327
I do not think so, unless this is a new scout.
>>8914328
It is no issue, we are similar in form. I do not blame you for your confusion.

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>>8914205
Hostile lifeform, possibly.
>>8914250
...
Unit refers to self as Reverb.

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>>8914349
I have no idea, like I said I had a hard time finding information on this region.
Maybe we should look around for a village or something, if there are houses here there's bound to be a larger settlement somewhere nearby.

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>>8914297
Nice to meet you, Agger.
>Gooey crouches down, getting closer to his level

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>>8914212
You're right uncle slash both of you are here to protect me
>>8914349
I hope when i grow up i'm able to protect you two

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>>8914394
...Huh.
Guess your guys sent a new person or something?

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>>8914394
Yay
I'm glad you don't hate me theta
>happy toto noises
>>8914596
You're rude
I'm not hostile i'm Clint

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>>8914596
Reverb, what sector do you hail from? Were you sent here for research as well?
Subject: Clint is non-hostile, do not engage.
>>8914685
Possibly.
>>8914711
You are welcome.

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>>8914711
Clint.
>>8914728
Sector 5.
Affirmative on research mission.
Understood.
Subject:"Clint" confirmed not hostile.

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>>8910440
UNIT ONE'S EXISTENCE PURPOSE: TO CARRY OUT THE COMMANDS OF COLRESS AND GATHER INFORMATION

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>>8914604
That sounds like a good idea.

>>8914645
I'm sure you'll be strong enough.

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>>8914728
>happy toto
>>8914802
Hello reverb
>waves
Are you theta's friend?

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>>8914645
That's right, you're safe with us here.
Even when you evolve and get stronger, Yanmega and I will always be here just in case.

>>8914894
Alright, lets go then. Any chance you could fly up and get an aerial view so we know what direction to go looking in?

>>8914611
>...
>Poke
>A bit of goo falls on the face shield

-Agger, in need of more pics

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>>8914802
Are you carrying out your own research mission or were you sent to assist in mine?

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>>8914913
Theta was unknown to me until present time.
>>8915078
Own research mission.

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>>8914972
>hugs slash
Yeah no matter how i look i will be the same nina

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>>8915131
Okay but you
Are nice right?
You're not going to hurt any of us, right?

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>>8915255
I have been ordered to only engage lifeforms in combat if attacked.

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>>8915131
Well if you need to get to that don't let me interrupt. If you need assistance I'm sure I can oblige.

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>>8915190
Yeah.

>>8914972
Sure thing
>Yanmega flies into the sky, scanning the area
>What does she see?

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>>8915295
Noted.
Good luck to you, Unit Theta.

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>>8915429
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE
KEYWORD RECOGNIZED: UNIT

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>>8915429
>>8915480
>UNIT FIVE: PREFORM THREE POINT LANDING.
I HEARD UNIT.

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>>8914979
>Smiles softly

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>>8915480
Unknown lifeform, likely artificial.
>>8915522
Another.
Colour variation noted.

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>>8915560
HELLO
I AM UNIT ONE
>ACTION: SCAN THE ALIEN

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>>8915190
>Sandslash hugs the Nina back
Yep. You're probably going to evolve pretty soon, right?

>>8915351
>Sandslash looks up at Yanmega
>1-4 she spots a farm near a small village
>5-8 a large ravine
>9 or 0 some strange looking ruins can be seen

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>>8915560
HELLO I AM UNIT FIVE
>ACTION: OFFER ALIEN FLOWERS
THESE ARE LILIES.

>>8915293
Okay so ot's all fine then
-happy toto noises

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>>8915537
>Shaking head to remove goo
>Rolling for success

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>UNIT FIVE: MOURN SHITTINESS OF MOVESET.
>UNIT FIVE: USE SHIFT GEAR.
UNIT ONE I HAVE A NEW OBJECTIVE.

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>>8915766
>Goo removed easily
Hmm...
Where are you from?

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>>8916204
WHAT IS IT?

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>>8916247
WE ARE GOING TO FIND A WAY TO EXPAND OUR MOVESET.
WITH OR WITHOUT COLRESS.
>UNIT FIVE: CATEGORIZE THIS AS DATA RETRIEVAL.
>UNIT FIVE: ACTION: USE SHIFT GEAR AGAIN.
OBJECTIVE: SEARCH TM FACTORIES?
ALTERNATE OBJECTIVE: SEARCH CASINOS?

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>>8915674
There's a small village nearby.
And a farm.
Want to check it out?

>>8916239
>Agger looks around
>Head tilt
>He seems fairly new

-Agger, no pic until new pics

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>>8915674
Yeah
I'm really close to evolving
Just three more levels

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>>8916317
SUGGESTION: OBSERVE USAGE OF DESIRED MOVE. SYNTHESIZE WAY TO USE THE MOVE OURSELVES.

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>>8916493
AGREED.
SUGGESTION: DOJO OR GYM.
REASONING: OBSERVATION OF MANY DIFFERENT MOVE TYPES AS WELL AS BEING ABLE TO JOIN IN OURSELVES.

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>>8916366
Yeah, lets go check it out.
Hopefully it won't be abandoned like these coastal houses.
>Sandslash is ready to follow Yanmega

>>8916418
Cool, it shouldn't be too long then. I'm sure you're really excited, right?

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>>8916647
I am really exited
>nina is ecstatic
It will be really cool, right?

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WHO LIKES SWORDS

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>>8916833
Maybe we could help you train later.

>>8916647
Alright. Lets go.
>Yanmega flutters towards the village

>>8916404
...
Are you new around here?
-Gooey

>>8916833
>touch>>8916899

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>>8916600
SUGGESTION: DOJO
REASONING: NO CAMERAS

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>>8916899
Who doesn't like swords?

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>>8916939
ALRIGHT! I AM IN AGREEMENT, LET'S GOO.
>UNIT FIVE: ACTION: SHIFT GEAR AGAIN.
>HEAD TO NEAREST DOJO.

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>>8916946
And, pray tell, your favorite type?

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>>8916913
Okay that would be fun

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>>8917024
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: FOLLOW
>MACH 7 FORM: ASSUMED
>ROLEPLAYER: LAMENT LACK OF BUGMOBILE IMAGES ON THIS COMPUTER

>>8916923
...
>Agger is thinking yes
>Nods a yes

-Agger

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>>8917234
>Ruffles: rejoin Real Dino Hours, RPer finally back from Stuff after 3+ hours
>Nod quietly
>>8916923
I'm kinda new, but not as new.

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I have rid my beach of several doggos today. How is the weather faring where you all are?

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>>8917098
Yes.

I'm fond of scimitars and hand-1/2 swords personally, though, I like most any martial weapons. Polearms and blunt implements especially.
Aegislash would have to be my favorite of the Honedge line, as well.

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>>8917215
>UNIT FIVE: ARRIVE.
>ATTEMPT TO GET THE DOOR OPEN WITHOUT BREAKING EVERYTHING.
>ROLL.

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>>8917304
Aye, a fair point.
fair point.
What would your favorite polearm be?
polearm.

>>8917298
sandcastle is for glass

>>8917355
sandcastles are for becoming mindslaves to

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>>8917234
>>8917283
Well... Alright.
I'm just a guest.
...
>Mutters to herself
I wonder if they finished my paperwork yet...

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>>8917355
For what? Is this about eating the doggos and humans?
The human said not to, I have begun making them put themselves in the water until they cease being loud.
I am not eating them any longer.

I just want a quiet life.

>>8917426
Okay we're cool then.

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>>8917346
The bardiche, and also the lucerne, for the blunt side of things.

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>>8917317
>UNIT ONE: NOTE THAT UNIT FIVE LACKS UNIT TWO'S SUBTLETY
>SWITCH OVER TO PRIVATE COMMS
>"DID WE BRING MONEY TO PAY FOR LESSONS"

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>Froggo: in Nacrene.
>Sure there was a false alarm,
>Staying just in case.

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>>8917477
>"PLEASE TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN."
>"...YES?"
>UNIT FIVE: ROLL: FOR IF YOU HAVE MONEY.

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>>8917475
Good taste!
taste.
A question if you may?
question.
Do you reside in Kalos?
he feels you would be interesting to be around.
As my other half said.
you're the other half.

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>>8917470
...ok.
And... There is another doggo. A moment.

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>>8917577
Thank you.
No, I live in Orre, with a group of others.

/par/, lawfag here with a problem.
How do I convince a client to behave in a sane and civil manner on the witness stand? I've got only the shreds of a case as it is, but if my client gets up and testifies as she is currently, she will hang herself with her own words. I'm in Kalos, if the jurisdiction is of any importance.

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>>8917745
Interesting!
orre.
Perhaps we will make time to visit you.
fight.
Our curse is a little unruly.
must shed blood.
Would a fight be fine?
double teamed.
>>8917791
Hello!
hello.
Pokemon here, perhaps I can help you convince her?
we.
We can!

>>8917791
Is she not listening to your case?

>>8917394
>Quizzical headtilt

-Agger

>>8917858
In all honesty, I have suggested to the client that a plea deal may product the most favorable outcome, given the prosecution's evidence.
She's facing several major violent charges.
Nevertheless, she maintains that the alleged victim has orchestrated a conspiracy to imprison her such that he can commit various and sundry crimes.
>>8917832
I'm in Cyllage City. I doubt she will listen, although at this point I am willing to try almost anything.

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>>8917832
Yes, yes, that would be nice, and a fight would be fine with me.
A curse, huh? What's that about, if you don't mind me asking?

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>>8917394
I hope so. You'll do great! Great!

>>8917977
Gooey's joining the, um... the police! Yeah!
They help keep people safe!

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>>8917993
Verily!
we will be there shortly.
And we will set up for any threats that need to be dealt.
>Doublade uses Swords Dance!
>Doublade uses Iron Defense!
>Rolling for time until arrival.
>>8918024
we must fight.
The curse demands it.
bathed in blood should be our natural form.
Alas, it isn't, we try to be kind with ones we meet.

>>8917993
Would this client happen to be what could possibly referred to as a 'Cosmetics Golem' by chance?

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>>8917993
Well if it's who i think it is i don't really care but
If it's not maybe try saying to her that those claims are not helping her case

>>8918133
Do try to exercise restraint, friend. I'd rather not have to explain client injuries to the judge.
>>8918139
>cross-Internet pokerface
It would be a breach of professional ethics to comment on my client's use of cosmetics, sir.
>>8918151
I attempted this, multiple times.
I also find it rather interesting that the locals have already begun to speculate on my client's identity.

>>8918207
I'll take that as a yes, then.
My recommendation would be to send her to the looney bin.

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>>8918133
We uh, have someone here who knows a thing or two about curses, they could possibly see if they could help you in some way, if you'd like?
You could also buy blood, if necessary, unless you need to specifically draw it during combat.

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>>8918139
So it is her
>sigh
Other than the one she was going after
Did she mentions someone else?
Another person?

>>8917791
>>8917993
>>8918207
>ray
finish up the stupid plot already

>>8918237
You seem to be suggesting an intimate familiarity with both my client and my case.
If I attempt to have my client institutionalized it is highly likely that she will remain as such for the remainder of her natural life.
Off the record, why do you believe this is the most prudent course of action?
>>8918333
No, her delusions center on one person.

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>>8918207
I will be there soon!
we will.
>>8918332
We could try out of combat.
but we enjoy it being during combat.
Yes!

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>>8917977
Oh I'm joining the-

>>8918116
Yeah. The police.
I want to help people, and make the world better.

>>8918342
(finish yourself)

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>>8918359
>sigh of relief
>"she forgot about me
Okay it's all good then
But what is the way she acts in court?
No one actually believes in her i asume

>>8918388
ok ray

>>8918342
>>8918415
(Fucking stop. I'm tired of Ray GMing every plot too but stop your shit.)

PAR confirmed dying

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>>8918377
I see.
I understand that, it would get a bit.. tedious, if it was just having to go out, buy a packet of blood, consume, repeat as necessary.

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>>8918116
>>8918383
>Staring at both birbro and the big friendly slug
>He is thinking something
...nice...

>>8918377
If nothing else, my Delphox and Furfrou would be up for a friendly battle if you are.
>Lawfag: wait outside
>>8918410
On the stand, she is entirely irrational. She interrupts the judge and prosecutor repeatedly, demands evidence of her self-manufactured "conspiracy" be located, and is generally coarse to all involved.

>>8918415
>>8918458
( It's an on-screen wrap-up, it'll be over in an hour or so )

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>>8918608
Yes!
it would.
And it's boring!
>>8918634
>Swords arrive.
Where is the human?
yes where.

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>empty a bottle of this on the thread

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>>8917524
>"WHAT VOLUME"
>"I AM USING THE PRIVATE COMMS"
>"GIVE THEM THE MONEY"
>ACTION: OBSERVE HUMAN COMBAT TRADITION

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>>8918716
>"OKAY."
>UNIT FIVE: ACTION: HAND OVER MONEY AND HEAD INSIDE.
>ACTION: OBSERVE.

>>8918668
>Lawfag: lead the way inside.
>There is a manic-looking lady in handcuffs and a rented suit.
>She glares suspiciously at the swords.
"Oh, greeeat. Are you trying to scare me into changing my plea now, lawyer?"

>Lawfag remains unfazed.
Nope. I just brought a friend by.

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>>8918689
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, WHY?
>Roll to MURDER.

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>>8918689
>Empty a tube of this on anons shoes

tell me, if you could change one thing, what would it be?
what would you pay to make it happen?

>>8918803
How strong gravity is.
Literally anything.

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>>8918634
so The chances of her being declared innocent are almost zero
at least i know she won't come looking for me
Or even try to call me

>>8918458
(Why don't you try to make an antag anon)
(Or are you complaining for the sake of complaining)

>>8918862
Exactly.
Given the physical evidence involved in this case I would be hard-pressed to get even a rational and cooperative client acquitted.

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>Mismagius gets to expanding her cabin around the nearby cave.

>>8918962
Making antags is hard and people are getting tired of Ray doing everything that actually follows through. Give the dude and everyone else a break.

>>8918821
you would be willing to sacrifice the stability of life on this planet?

>>8919084
..What?
That's not something I can do by myself you tit.

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>>8919055
>Fuck dice.
>It's going decently, she has a nice extension that covers up the cave.
>She gets to putting some torches up and lighting them with magic fire.

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>>8919084
Define life. Would it affect my self, their selves or the shells?

>>8919154
This is by far the most annoying character in these threads.

>>8919123
maybe not you, but there are others who can accomplish this feat.
>>8919154
organic bodies.
the shells as you call them.
a sudden and massive change such as this would leave no time for most to adapt.
they would die.

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>>8919152
>Much better.
>She reclaims some of the rooms of the cave for her own use.
>She makes a note to expand further.
>Now, time to make some storage and sleeping quarters...

>>8919178
(I don't really like SB's retcon of them but it's better than Sniffer's "..." bullshit.)

>>8919236
Honestly I think the opposite. Elipses and samey characters I can digest, Pseudo-Philosophical nonsense is just unbearable in anything.

>>8919283
(Each their own I guess.)

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>>8918623
Hmm...
Do you guys have any big dreams?

>>8919192
i want to see in the GM discord

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>>8919370
Here you go.

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>>8919324
Someday I'm gonna be so good at flying, I'll be able to carry people with me! Yeah!
That, and I'm gonna be the best fighter!

>>8919438
(GM here can confirm this as legit)

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>>8919020
That's good she needs some time in jail

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>>8919192
The destruction of most of everyone's shells and selves for an unspecified gain? What is the gain that requires such destruction of the selves?

>>8919236
(Personally I don't like taking over others chars because they wouldn't be the same but I wanted to continue the tale of existential crisis Claydol)

>>8919438
(Accurate)

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>>8919370
no.
that is a possession of father's, so i can not fiddle with it in any form.
>>8919438
(Pretty accurate, just needs to be gayer. Replace the clock hands with dicks or something.)
>>8919479
i presume he wishes to be able to float away.
or jump very high.

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>>8919055
>>8919152
>>8919213
Now why would a pokemon do this?