/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #68: Farm Fit Edition Previous Thr

>>8904968
Wew lad.

Is farm work enough to keep Darcy fit? Or does she have to do extra gym time?

>>8905044
She doesn't strike me as the gym type.
All that hard farm work and fresh air is enough for her to stay fit.

>>8905018
>Feathers butt in that panel
Jesus top unf. Who would have guessed she had such superior butt genes

>>8905688
I think it's more that /d/ can't help but give 'em good asses.

>>8905018
Does Feather have horns?

>>8908276
I dunno. I never thought about that. Maybe they're just hidden in her poofy hair?

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Ooh that boy thicc

>>8910400
Is this new?
I haven't seen it before.

>>8910400
V-Vag?

>>8911325
Sorry, I just follow him on tumblr, hope he isn't upset I posted here

>>8911396
Link to tumblr?

>>8911416
Mumble is a sexy satyr.

>>8911674
http://woodwoes.tumblr.com/

>>8911416
Never again. She'll stick to dad's suggestion of comfy sweaters.

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>>8911816
Ah, there are some nice new pictures of Simmer there!
I wonder why he hasn't posted them here or in /sat/.

>>8911878
>there are some new pictures of Simmer there
Of course there are, Vagabond is autistically obsessed with him, he almost never draws anything else.

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>>8911939
He sometimes draws Broil too.
I wish he would draw Broil more often.

>>8912014
I wish he would draw something good.

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>>8912027

>>8912098
I know, he IS capable, he just doesn't want to.

>>8911416
Cute!

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Trixie just lives behind the acrylic castle.

>>8912696
Starburst is a cutie.

>>8911939
Says the*
Arianafag
Yuzufag
Bunfag
Incestfag
Pissfag
Some sort of faggot to be browsing /sad/

The lack of self awareness is pathetic.

>>8911939
>>8912027
>>8912122
>Bait

>>8912014
>>8912098
>Responding to it
Come on, you're better than that.

>>8912696
That's really cute. Since we got a bit of an influx of Starburst let's talk about her. What is she like? Any hobbies or anything?

>>8913278
As was suggested in /sat/, I think she'd be bubbly and a motermouth of the highest order, but not necessarily dumb.

>>8913370
What does she like talking about? She has to have some topic she prefers to talk about.

>>8913404
Her accomplishments. Apple didn't stray far from the Trixie.

>>8913423
Maybe she can talk about different magic spells and stuff.

>>8913404
Anything at hand.
From the weather, food, the rumor mill, hobbies, to specifics of anything people are doing, the finer points of topics she knows about. And she's not adverse to segwaying rapidly from one topic to another.

She's probably just the sort who feels that silence is awkward as a rule.

>>8913529
Seems like she'd be autistic if she talked that fast, that long and that often.

>>8913614
She might be.

So what else is going on today for satyr?

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>>8917635
It's family movie night, obviously.

>>8917635
Investigating

>>8917635
a wedding.

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>>8911878
Mostly because of what >>8911939 said, I've really only been focusing on Simmer stuff the majority of the time, and with the plans I currently have, I don't feel it would be appropriate to post the material in the thread since it wouldn't *really* pertain to /satyr/ or /sad/, since it doesn't matter.
>>8911396
I mean, I had hoped you'd only like it and not post it on here, but I can't really do anything about it now.
>>8912027
>>8912122
I honestly don't know what to tell you Anon, this alone took me *half a day* to draw and the quality alone is less than stellar. You see the botched up feet? And the coloring that's hiding the mistakes of the line work? Not to mention the fact that I still don't show the hands.
>>8912014
Other than my autistic obsession with drawing Simmer, I don't really draw Broil that often because I never really saw her as my character. MT made her up, I just thought it would be cool to add my own ideas and design into the mix. Plus she feels more suited to the fluidity of the thread considering there's still a bit of discussion and theorizing about her sometimes. I wouldn't want to ruin MT's character with my own junk.

>>8921838
Your stuff is good mang, dont let an anon get you down.

>>8921838
>MT's characters

No one really owns or is wholly the arbiter of the things with satyrs, m8.

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>>8921945
Kudos for the kind words Anon, but it could barely be considered decent at best. The beginning stage of the first sketch I put out took considerably less time than the pose with Simmer squatting because I'm an avid user of lazy shortcuts. That's what I default to when I just have a blank canvas, which says a lot. Hands behind back, feet not shown, etc.

>>8921964
People say that, but certain satyrs are very attatched to different people. Like how Timber is associated with THG, or Anon with Utah, Yuzu and Mistake with DJ, Ace and others with SpitfireAnon, Arianna with urethrAnon, ect.

>>8922047
Everyone started somewhere, you've done some really great work in the past and I;d like to see more of what you do. Keep up the good work!

>>8912976
>Implying there is anything wrong with Yuzu

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>>8922414
She's just a satyr of an oc who some people are behind and some people (not really anymore) vehemently hated.

>>8921838
Vag, your pics are nice. Don't get yourself down just because some people get triggered by the subject.

>>8922123
>Utah
You mean Tex? Cause otherwise, not sure how to take that.

>>8922414
Exactly. A Mary Sue, would argue on par with what Glimmer is, but she has the luxury of not being in any official or broadcast media. She being Yuzu.

>>8922414
You mean Miss perfect daddy's girl 5 ever who is not for lewd "lol, cept for lewdzu who totally gets daddies cummies ;D" ears are literally treated like a drug and anyone who ever talks bad about her is treated like a troll, Yuzu? Yeah, who could POSSIBLY hate that? /sarcasm

>>8923711
Lack of recent open discussion about how she is an overly perfect boring Mary does not mean people's feelings changed. For example; look at Timber. If your first reaction was to get mad; congratulations, you proved the point. If not; well, I would bet my latest paycheck someone did. Sadly, since most people here lack any real integrity, they'd probably avoid stating out loud now.

>>8923887
Yeah, I just meant that people aren't vocal about it anymore. I'm sure the people who disliked her who are still around just ignore it at this point. I'm not that big of a fan of her, she's just one of the big ones, so I wind up drawing her a lot.

>>8923928
Anyone you'd hope to get "big"? Cause the first step would be to get the ball rolling.

>>8921838
It's good to know that you're still around.
I wish you'd post art here more often.

>I don't feel it would be appropriate to post the material in the thread since it wouldn't *really* pertain to /satyr/ or /sad/
I disagree. Simmer is a satyr, so if it pertains to Simmer (or other satyrs) it's relevant here.

>You see the botched up feet? And the coloring that's hiding the mistakes of the line work? Not to mention the fact that I still don't show the hands.
Feet and hands are hard.
Your art is a hell of a lot better than mine.

>considering there's still a bit of discussion and theorizing about her sometimes
I suspect that's just because she's female and most of us are guys who like to discuss cute girls.

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>>8923945
Lately I've been digging Starburst, but my interest kinda just comes and goes.

>>8924016
Starburst? Think hangs around with Candy... eh? Eh?

>>8923928
I don't recall there ever being much bitching about Yuzu, but if there was my first assumption would be that it's probably the same guy who's still here trying (not very successfully these days) to start shit.

>>8924016
We never did dig deep on Starburst, and given Trixie': new place in the show, now would be the time.

>>8924068
You'd be quessing wrong. About the people who dislike/hate her, not that guy using her as bait. The two are not mutually exclusive.

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>>8924016
>>8924086
Yeah, I really love /d/non's cute Starburst!

>>8924104
>/d/non's cute Starburst
>Not just cute Starburst
You even seen Starburst before? She was always cute; just usually sidelined.

>>8924137
Oh, I've seen art of her before, but none that really made me care about her the way >>8924104 did.
It's a new level of cute.

>>8924104
whats she do in her spare time?

>>8924147
Draw cute lewd art of fictional hybrid creatures to post on 4changeling.
She aspires to be an artist, but is never quite satisfied with her art.

>>8917818
I want to rest my head on Ariana's pillows.

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>>8924203

>>8924283
She looks concentrated.
What's she drawing?

>>8923945
>Anyone you'd hope to get "big"?
I'd make Warren "big" if you know what I mean.

(I mean very large. Dude should be like ten feet tall with a mondo cock)

>>8924550
Her favorite book characters have illicit sexual relations.

>>8926611
Incestuous?

>>8924283
>That everything
Cmon /d/ I dont need these boners. Nice stuff.

>>8923833
>>8923887
Yuzu happens to be one of the more popular satyrs who is also liked by others outside this general. Deal with it.
>If someone is cute and likes their parents, then they are an overly perfect boring Mary Sue shit
Is it a hobby of yours to make mountains out of molehills? Or are you just mad and jealous because she has gotten a little more attention than a monster satyr or a sheep satyr?
>and anyone who ever talks bad about her is treated like a troll
If you trash-talk a satyr and try and turn them into shit just to piss on the others who are talking about them being cute and stuff, then that is kind of a shitposting move, isn't it?

>>8923945
Who is considered "big"

>>8927063
Not him, but I'm assuming in this context, he means popular?
If so, I'd say Hope and Darcy.
Maybe Yuzu and Thistle.

>>8927144
And Pogo.

>>8927302
Yeah, probably Pogo and Alex too.
And at some point in the past, Timber and Mumble, though they haven't been discussed much in recent times.

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So in regards to Starburst, she

>Is an aspiring artists
>Is pretty critical of her work
>Likes to read lewdish books

What else can we say about this mega cutie?

I remember some anons saying she is also a magic user and aspires to be like her mother. Maybe that could also tie in to her art

>Melody lays naked on a bed, her naughty bits covered only with a thin white sheet as she smiles worriedly.
>"Are you almost done?" She asks out to Starburst who is sitting not far off.
>"Just about, thanks again for letting me use you as a reference. I'd do it myself but my mom found one of my riskier self reference photos and thought I was turning tricks for bits. I had to show her all of my drawings to prove otherwise." She laughs as Melody snorts out a laugh
>"Oh my gosh thats awful."
>"Tell me about it, I hate showing my drawings to people. Oh damn!" She yells annoyed as Melody pouts flustered
>"What? Did I do something wrong?"
>"No, I just ruined this good bust line. Damn it."
>"Are you gonna have to start again?"
>"No, no, I got this." She snaps her fingers as the large marker she was holding levitates up and being to retrace her botched line in reverse as the line disappears.
>"What did you do?" Asked Melody curiously as Starburst begins to retry for a better bust line.
>"Oh, well you see I enchanted these markers to undo any lines I do with them so long as I do not make a new line. So I just...took it back. I call these my magic markers, but dad said I might get sued. Whatever that means." She laughs
>"...I..dont really get it. But I am glad to hear that you are not mad."
>"Haha, I guess the simplest way I can explain it is like making a move in chess. So long as you dont let go of the piece you can take it back to where you started."

>>8926217
>Warren, napping peacefully on the couch, was startled awake when femanon leaped onto him
>an electric tingle flowed through his body
>"M-mom? What are you doing?"
>"I'm doing magic. I'm magical now, don't worry about it."
>he unsheathed. In a second, the energy his mother was dumping into him had made him harder than he had been in his life.
>Larger, too. Why was his cock so big?
>Furthermore, why was his mom so small?
>"What-"
>She shushed him.
>"Warren, dear, I'm a size queen. Your father wouldn't let me enlarge him, so you're getting it instead."
>Before, his hooves dangled over the edge of the sofa. Now, he's barely on the thing at all.
>His dick had more than kept pace, and was inching its way up his chest
>as abruptly as the growth had begun, it ceased and the flow of magic tingled no more.
>"There! Much better! I figure making you twice as tall is a good start. How's it feel?"
>"Good... but twelve feet tall? I'm a freak now! And what am I going to do about this boner? I'm way too big!"
>"Warren! Cut that out! You are NOT a freak. You're the same handsome young man you were this morning. And don't worry your pretty little skinspots about your erection. You just let your momma take care of that."
>"How!? It's as big as you are."
>"Shhh, I've got this."

>"And honey, if you're worried about standing out, just bring some of your cute little friends over and I'll give them the same treatment."

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>>8927441

>"...I dont play chess."
>"...Lets just say I took care of it."
>"Ok...so is it almost done? Its getting really cold here." She asks as her nipples are already being slightly visible behind the thin white sheet as Star notices and blushes a bit.
>"Oh yeah, s.sorry, almost done."
>Today was a good day.

>>8927441
>Likes to read lewdish books
She probably does.
She's secretly a very dirty girl and loves sexual jokes and toilet humor, but keeps her power-level well hidden.
In public, she keeps up the image of being a bubbly and slightly airheaded girl.

>I remember some anons saying she is also a magic user and aspires to be like her mother
In the sense of craving attention and praise, I suppose she is.
She probably also sometimes helps Presto out in his magic numbers, as his sexy assistant.

>I enchanted these markers to undo any lines I do with them so long as I do not make a new line.
That would be very useful for traditional art.

>>8927791
>That would be very useful for traditional art.
Which is what she usually draws with, just something about those analog lines.

>She probably also sometimes helps Presto out in his magic numbers, as his sexy assistant.
That must be very hard for him, as everyone pays more attention to her and he feels slighted out.

Love me a bit of a dirty girl, who does she open up to about her naughty hobbies?

>>8927450
I want art of this sex scene.

>>8927883
>Love me a bit of a dirty girl, who does she open up to about her naughty hobbies?
Mostly the threads she frequents on 4changeling.
After all, nobody there knows her real name, so she can discuss dirty topics and post lewd art all the wants without anyone IRL being any the wiser.

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>>8927935
>Mostly the threads she frequents on 4changeling.

She is secretly in love with a fellow chang poster who has a very particular style of shit posting. But they will never be a thing, as he thinks he's just getting elaborate trolled

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Melody is an underrated satyr.

>>8928018
She's a qt. Would teach braille again.

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>>8928000

>>8928018
>>8928018

She is, maybe we should bring her back, or maybe she will make a comeback with Starburst.

>>8927029
You know who else was popular? Timber.

>>8928467
Because simply making a satyr cute is totally the same thing as turning a satyr into the most badass macho man with the biggest cock in the world that every single female in existence craves, right? Fucking retard.

>>8928467
>>8928612
That's where trying to balance comes in. I like to think I balanced the boy well enough. At least enough not to be hated.

>>8928612
>Simply making
Right. Cause that's totally where it stopped.
>Addictive Fluffy ears
>Literally flawless
>Ultimate "daddy's girl"
>Lewd incest counterpart
>Who LIVES with her
>Friends with a Princess
>Who wants to marry her dad, therby making her a princess too
Seriously; I could break it down further, but it already sounds like some high school girl's first Fan fic. Mary. Sue.

Fucking retard.

>>8928689
>>Literally flawless
Remember the headcanon that Yuzu was cute and all, but dumb as shit?

>>8928689
Mistake barely qualifies as a princess if she even qualifies at all.
She's not even the oldest of her siblings either.

>>8928689
>Addictive Fluffy ears
I don't know where you got "addictive". The ear thing is fairly rarely mentioned though, and she generally just hates people touching them.

>Literally flawless
Hands up whoever remembers the old discussion that she's of below average intelligence.

>Ultimate "daddy's girl"
Fair enough, though I don't really see how that's a sue trait.

>Lewd incest counterpart
>Who LIVES with her
I can't remember one time this was played seriously.

>Friends with a Princess
>Who wants to marry her dad, thereby making her a princess too
The whole thing with Mistake is that she has no power or place in the hive she came from. Which means being a princess doesn't matter, unless you think there's some genetic componant or divine favor that sets royals apart.
Besides, I doubt it would work anything like that in a brood hive species where pretty much everyone is a "prince" or "princess".

>>8928688
Eh, I'll always hate him, because I legitimately feel that if he were to become popular again, we'd get another scenario where even attempting to discuss something else gets it aggressively refocused on him.
It doesn't stop you from liking him, but a bad reputation lasts a long time.

>>8928964
Remember that same headcanon with Timber, and how it didn't change shit? But go on, keep tryibg to find excuses and loopholes.

>>8928997
DJ and people who ship her with Radiance seem to disagree.

>>8929058
>Literally explained yourself in the second part, while trying to disassociate it for a different character in the first part.
Like pottery.

>>8928689
>Literally flawless
Mountain out of a molehill. You might as well start saying the same thing about those monster satyrs like Ariana, what with how often she has been mentioned recently. Are you going to do that and pee on their parade as well?
Seriously, you bitched about the exact same "literally flawless" shit back when several people had the hots for Darcy, even though almost nobody ever said such thing; they just posted how she was smoking hot.

>lewd incest counterpart
>who LIVES with her
That is nothing but a silly thing made purely for lewd, just like art of Twilight fucking future Twilight is.

>friends with a princess
Guess what? A princess lives in Ponyville. One who specialises in friendship no less. You would have to do a pretty fucking good job to avoid becoming friends with her.

>Seriously; I could break it down further,
Which would no doubt end up with you nitpicking on other's headcanons and other small shit.

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>>8929058
>>Ultimate "daddy's girl"
I actually really like this about her. If her mother died or else chose to play no part in her life, then doesn't it make sense that she'd be a little clingy with her one remaining parent?

>>8928689
Muddle pls

>>8929058
>I can't remember one time this was played seriously.
I don't think it ever was. It was just an alternate joke-headcanon.

>>8929058
>I doubt it would work anything like that in a brood hive species where pretty much everyone is a "prince" or "princess"
That's always been my thought as well.
If you've got hundreds, or even thousands of siblings or half-siblings, being the daughter of a queen kind of loses its significance.

>>8929171
This.

You want to talk about flawless satyrs? How about Corriander (the second I guess, or does him not having Cumin on it/him being grandson remove the the secondpart?)?

It's like no one's written any flaws for him at all!

>>8929377
Because he is a literally-who character. We have over 200 (!) satyrs right now, so unless you draw pics of him or write stories about him, then hardly anyone is gonna care because there are enough satyrs to remember as it is.

>>8929449
That's the joke.

Though on a related note, part of the reason people might see an individual satyr as "flawless" is that we don't have many substantial stories where that kind of thing needs to come up in the first place for any of them...

>>8929058
>>8929171
Yet art and stories exist of them getting daddy cummies. Keep trying.

>>8929131
>Subscribing to Twilicorn
>Wanting Rory and Glimmer not to have wings
Pick one.

>>8929520
>Yet art and stories exist of them getting daddy cummies.
... and?

>>8929520
>Wanting Rory and Glimmer not to have wings
When has Rory or Glimmer ever been depicted with wings?

>>8929058
I wasn't talking about Timber.

>>8929550
My mistake.

>>8929520
>Still bitching just because someone has drawn lewd art a few times
You know, there are some pics of Twilight fucking her brother out there. Are you going to go and bitch how everyone in the entire fandom only cares about Twi and Shiny fucking now?

>>8929547
Exactly.

>>8929520
>Pick one.
They were born before Twilight got wings.

>>8929592
>He says to 80% of the posters in satyr
>Possibly even himself

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>>8929520
Glimmer gets the wings and Rory doesn't if I had to pick.
>>8929564
It's cool. I should make myself clear that I was talking about Utah. Tex posted a pic and I decided to expand it after seeing it. Before him, I was thinking about doing something with either Dawn or Hope, but I don't think I can top some of their stories.

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>>8929667
>I don't think I can top some of their stories.

Is anyone else getting the feeling that the shitflinger is just someone who is still butthurt to this day over how the majority didn't like the Alpha-Timber-who-gets-all-the-chicks idea that was almost spammed back then?

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>>8929829
No. Also just ignore him, calling him names like that or any attention will just validate him to reignite posting more shit.

Lets talk satyrs instead.

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>>8929718
I do have something in mind and slowly chipping away for Dawn. It depends on how tired I feel throughout the week.

I do like the younger ones like Thorn, Rory, and Prism. Probably because I love legacy characters like Wally West and Dick Grayson as much as Barry or Bruce.

>>8929718
This is so accurate.
All artists and writefags should think of this whenever they consider not bothering to create content just because there are others they think are better.

>>8929829
No, I'm pretty sure he hates Timber.
Didn't he always use to bitch about Timber a year or two ago?

>>8930027
I'm starting to think he's just a shitposter who bitches about every satyr who gets popular. He might as well go to the AiE threads and yell at them to stop talking about the Mane 6.

>>8929829
>That reach
Timber is just the perfect example to use for the hypocrisy. Gary Stus and Mary Sues are both shit; but the fact a bunch of pants on head retards think they are any different is pathetic. Plus it's so easy to get at them since they actively deny facts of what transpired. It's also so easy to switch it up with the Monster Hunting Simmer or Gunslinger Utah examples. One of which was not only recently brought up, but just as fast shat on because an artfag liked it.

The thread is full of hypocrisy. Denying it just makes you a bitch. Could just as easily accept or want to change, but no, the thread remains full of bitches.

Another point; I think the ONE time a girl was called out for being a Mary Sue and the fedora wearers didn't run to "save her good name" was Ace. The girl who very barely qualified as one, for a short period of time; as opposed to the ones who were unapologetically Sue and frequent.

And last thing
>They dislike the thing I circlejerk about!
>Must be a troll
Hope you enjoy being a pseudo Timber-fag. Or have you not noticed the glaring similaroties in actions?

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Alright, we all had our fun. But now it's time to stop giving it (You)'s before it get fat.

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>>8930200
How many satyrs have a fatty belly? How many had to work hard to get rid of it?

>>8930200
>Can't disprove it
>Must be bait
This mentality is why a lot of people left, y'know? But nah, must be for different reasons. All of them, different reasons.

>>8930094
Yeah, it pretty much seems that way.

>>8930096
>Monster Hunting Simmer
There is no problem with that.
I know there were some arguments about the monster hunter thing, but that was not because of monster hunting itself; it was because someone kept pushing for Simmer and Broil to be these nearly indestructible monster hunters who also love each other.
Monster hunting, cool. Incest, okay. But having both at the same time was too much.
>Gunslinger Utah
I have never seen anyone complain about this. Well, except that one guy who hated it because he wanted Utah to be this boring farmer who hooks up with Petunia.

Shitposters like you should just leave. You sure as hell don't contribute anything to the threads.

>>8930335
>Shitposters like you
>Your headcanon is boring
Kettle, you're black.

>>8927891
Mom's magically stretchy, so she'll be fine.

What I want is art of Troubleshoes being the little spoon for once. Or of hyper-endowed frotting.

>>8930335
>But having both at the same time was too much.
I don't see the problem with it.

>>8930404
Has she been practicing with monstrously large buttplugs?

>>8930430
Sadly, you don't speak for everyone else.

>>8930281
Hmm. First thing my mind went to was imaging Laika as a chubby puppy.

>>8930453
Nah, she's practiced with Warren's futa friends. She wanted to make sure her son's first super-size time was something special.

https://youtu.be/H4A1haySbx8?t=55s

Avoid conversation with the troller. The troller will lie, the troller will move goalposts. He will use examples that don't really apply. If he gets really desperate he may go to the other thread, or bantz.

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>>8930490
Laika was most surely a chubby puppy. Lots of fatty foods, lots of gem snacking, the weight game was real growing up. Thankfully her mom kept her on a stricter diet as she got older, and her usual style of play was kept the same or higher so she lost lots of weight. And became the cute doggo we all know and love today.

>>8930546
>Gem snacking
I don't think Diamond Dogs can eat gems.

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>>8930669
Was it ever showed why they wanted gems? I always thought it was just cause they eat em

>>8930705
Well we know dragons eat them, but it seems to me that'd it just be since they're valuable as trade stock for things they might need. Or a bit of a greed thing.

>>8930281
>>8930490
>>8930546
And this is related to porn and /sad/ lewd how?

>>8930742
I always figured dragons, diamond dogs and Arimaspi ate them.
Possibly griffons, depending on which of their old lores you go with.

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>>8930856
I know griffons eat scones. But with Diamond dogs it was more speculation based on their obsession with gems. We never saw what they did with em. But even so Spike eats gems but also organic food, so its kind of up in the air on how their digestion tract work

>>8930925
Hmm, saw a thing a while back that posited that most "gems" in mlp are crystallized magic deposits, and are relatively common. But true gems still exist and are still very valuable.

These magic deposits are very delicious to some species with the capacity to eat them. The species with a "greed" instinct are generally the ones that can eat these.
They're probably not needed for them to survive, but they're mildly addictive and part of the cultures of said species.

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>>8931020
Like a rare truffle? Sounds like an interesting premise.

>>8930705
I don't think it was ever explained. I always figured they just hoarded them.

>>8931020
Is this from official material or a fanon?

This all sounds like /sat/ stuff. Not many lewd implications around, at least.

>>8931103
Fanon.
Though I do recall spike stating he made that fire ruby.

>>8931110
What if dogs couldn't eat gems, but could cock vore them?

>>8931110
Yeah, but the topic just happened to come up here.
If anyone feels like it, they could naturally repost it in /sat/.

>>8931110
True.
Let's say that the diamond dogs wants the gems because it makes their pee-pee feel funny.
Laika carves out tons of different dildos from the gems she finds.

>>8931020
>Hmm, saw a thing a while back that posited that most "gems" in mlp are crystallized magic deposits
how does that work? do they eat the deposits

>>8931206
Dont listen to him, he always keeps doing this anytime we expand on lore or talk about other things that arent lewd. Some kind of rule that he himself made that we can ONLY talk lewd here and nothing else.

>>8931259
>Dont listen to him, he always keeps doing this anytime we expand on lore or talk about other things that arent lewd. Some kind of rule that he himself made that we can ONLY talk lewd here and nothing else.
This is /sad/, you fucking retard. In case you forgot, /sad/ was made for the more steamier and lewder affairs of these lusty abominations.

>>8931241
LEWD!... continue

>>8931241
>gem dildos
That doesn't sound particularly pleasant.
Dildos need to be made from softer materials.

>>8931259
>how does that work? do they eat the deposits
They mine up the crystalized magic and they eat it.
Cutting the gems can often be done to both remove surface impurities and make it look fancy for a placement, so a gem cutter is something akin to a specialized chef.

>>8931363
Laika makes them smooth as silk with the help of Garret.

>>8931206
See? He just uses that concern posting to bait people into a reply so he do more le epic trolololos like here >>8931307

Just ignore him when he throws out that concern lure like he did here >>8930845 and nobody took the bait he did it again here >>8931110

All he wants is those glorious (you)s

So just ignore him

>>8931363
She probably studs her buttplug with one, though.
The type and cut of them gem imparting various magic effects, such as warmth or vibration.

>>8931381
That could explain the alicorn amulet. It being a very rare and powerful magic deposit that was crafted into jewelry.

>>8931392
Is Garret a jeweler?

>>8931409
>/sad/ was made for lewd
>/sat/ for everything else
>"No! I must do the opposite and talk about lewd in /sat/ and things not lewd in /sad/"
Wow, you are such a rebel. It's like you were born to troll and shitpost.

>>8931443
>The type and cut of them gem imparting various magic effects, such as warmth or vibration.
That's... entirely plausible, in which case they would have many uses related to the creation of sex toys.

>>8931449
Could be a nice side talent of his so he's not a literal carbon copy of his mom. Gem magic to cut and shape them and if able to applying magical qualities to em?

>>8931307
Calm down, Muddle.

>>8931449
>>8931534
That's what I've headcanoned since day one.

>>8931534
I agree. I rather like the idea of him as a jeweler.
I've just never heard of it before.

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>>8931555
>>8931544
>Dubs and trips
Well we can start building on that for him, but to be honest I dont know much about jewelers.

But if you subscribe to the idea of him and Laika dating they could be a powerful team.

>Garret takes Laika out for walkies
>Laika digs up gems along the way
>Garret uses them for his wares and saves the best ones for Laika as a treat
>She appreciates the gesture and loves spending time with Garret and hunting for gems
>Loves cashing in her good girl points for some fun time with him

>>8931700
Make it more fetishy and I'm in.

>>8904968
>Story by Parent:
>http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5

> ctrl+F
> "incest"
> 2 results

Sadness. I was expecting more from you lovable degenerates.

>>8931732
The use of peanut butter features heavily in their sex life.

>>8932013
Those only hold saved stories. Lot of writefags have lets their stories be lost to the archives

>>8932013
I think that most stories aren't listed in the archive.

>>8932035
>>8932059
Not to be rude or anything, but if one were to say that a story is only worth saving if it's at least three posts long, then how many has actually been lost?

>>8932104
A lot.

>>8932104
See >>8932234
A LOT. You would stand a better chance of going through the archives and finding stories yourself.

>>8932013
Our lack of writefags is unfortunate, but we do get quite a lot of discussion of incest, so if that's your thing, you should stick around.

>>8932013
Try this:
https://www.anonpone.com/search/?author=&title=&tags=satyr%2Cincest

I'm not sure it's complete, but I know there are at least a few good incest stories there.

If you're into watersports, there's also this oldie:
https://pastebin.com/F0yEUPii

>>8932806
>but we do get quite a lot of discussion of incest, so if that's your thing, you should stick around
>Lots of discussions
>No actual stories
>Just discussions and one-shots
>Nothing else
Eeh...

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>>8932905
And plenty of art.

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I just found this on Derpibooru.
Don't remember it being posted here.

>>8933034
Yeah, we actually do get a good amount of art.

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Since we've got a new guy interested in 'cest, >>8933091 you think Buoy's ever done anything with her Grampa?

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>>8930335
I'm pretty sure the boring farmer and gunslinger was supposed to be the same thing.
>>8933161
No

>>8933161
Can't say I've thought of that before, but it's certainly a possibility.
In my main headcanon, I would say no, but in an alternate lewd headcanon, sure.

>>8933161
Not her gramps, but she did get freaky with Gale. REALLY freaky. Japanese mind break hentai freaky.

>>8932843
Oh, nice. Thanks a bunch.

>>8933228
It was a very special day at the beach.
A pretty sunset, a vigorous tryst in the water, and a some loving afterglow of petting her head on your lap while feeding her chunks of chicken.

>>8934839
There's something special about seeing your grandchild smile at you, baring thousands of razor-sharp teeth.

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>>8934533
>Not her gramps, but she did get freaky with Gale. REALLY freaky. Japanese mind break hentai freaky.

You mean Gale forced himself on her and took advantage of her.

>>8934999
Did anyone save that art and story?

>>8934533
I remember it as someone beat the shit out of Gale.

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>>8934891
It's cute once you get past how scary it is.

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>>8935121
Dont think there was a story but there was art.

>>8935131
If I recall correctly that was a speculated idea on how it would end. But I can see that going down.

>>8935222
>Dont think there was a story but there was art.
Wasn't there?
I seem to recall there was at least some brief greentext about it.
Or maybe it was a comic.
Whatever it was, I'd like to see it again.

>>8935172
Scarily cute.

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>>8935222
>Speculated Idea
Is it really speculation if I wrote it. In fact, if I had to write Gale again, it would involve him being imprisoned, and all of a sudden someone interrogates him in his cell by shoving his head in the toilet and shocking the shit out of him with the electrical wire from the lights.

>>8935507
You. I like you.

>>8935507
>wrote it
Mind reposting it? I didnt read it when it posted then

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>>8935544
I guess one other thing I would change is not have Gale be part of Utah's rogues gallery. Maybe have him hate either Prism or Thorn and scared of Utah after the first time they met. One thing I wouldn't change is that he's a mix of Scarecrow and Mad Hatter with a Little Mermaid theme.
>>8935616
Here ya go.
https://pastebin.com/NrznrUPT

>>8935507
>Edgy
I bet you don't conform to common law either because it's "so corrupt and broken"

>>8935716
Oh, no, you misunderstand. I didn't read the story, and I'm not really a Utah fan.
I just rather dislike Gale.

>>8935798
I think that was the intention of /d/ wanting Gale as scum instead of just a prick. Pricks you can sometimes understand and forgive to an extent. Scum is scum; forgiving them is basically pulling a Harley.

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>>8937429
Well he did a good job of it. I do like the idea of having more darker things for the satyrs.

>>8937737
Heavily disagreed. Personally, I really don't come to satyr looking for dark stuff.

>>8937737
Agreed. Sometimes you love to hate something, y'know? Like the Joker!

>>8937429
I prefer Gale as just a prick, in a way I feel it actually makes him more hateable.

>>8937737
Is Selkie a boy or a girl?

>>8942516
Which do you prefer?

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>>8942516
>>8942535
Prob a boy. Little Bouyo has loved seals ever since she was a little girl

>>8942516
Girl, probably.
Male seals get a lot bigger and a lot meaner, so it was probably just easier to go with a girl.

>>8942535
Boy.
Maybe he'll be the father of his own lil seal-shark-horse-human abominations a few years down the line.

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>>8942741
>Tfw her first seal got really big and aggressive
>Tfw when Buyo was not looking Anon had to give him away
>Tfw they swapped him with a more docile female and she never knew the difference

Being a parent is hard

>>8935716
Got to read your story, it was very comicey. I could envision the comic panels and all the cheese fight scenes. It was an interesting read but not enough shark girl abuse.

>>8942795
Poor shark child.

>>8943625
Cute but the fact that I cant get it out of my head that there is a sharp lure there makes me cringe in pain. Still, its cute, your art is cute.

>>8943654
>there is a sharp lure there
"WE'VE HOOKED A GREAT WHITE CLIT!"
>"PULL, GRAMPA! BEFORE IT GETS AWAY!"

>>8929995
it's hard not to think of quality when there are some anons out there who will happily eat shit and praise it loudly

>>8944466
You think you could do better?

>>8944523
>replying
Dont give him the (you)s he seeks.

>>8943654
He probably just put a bobber on it with no hook.

>>8945175
>This is how she does anal bead play
>Loves having long chains of bobbers and rounded sinkers in their
>Gets wetter than the ocean itself as you slowly pull them out of her
>Wants to get fucked hard after

She is one lewd shark cutie

>>8945213
Speaking of anal, does she have a separate butthole, or is it all just located in the same opening?

>>8945443
Looked it up, yeah, female sharks have cloacas.
Also, they're made to be pretty durable because it's the norm for guys to bite their partner. Frequently.
So good ol' grampa can be rough as he pleases.

>>8945681
Her shark tail might be durable, but you'd still have to be careful with her human top half.

A question just popped into my mind... her mom is a pony-human satyr, so Buoy Belle is technically part pony as well.
Did she inherit any pony traits?

If your satyr saw your current browser history, how hard would it be for them to look you in the eye ever again?

>>8947449
>your satyr now daughteru knows you browse satyr incest porn

>>8947684
>your satyr now daughteru knows you collect and organize satyr incest porn in a fucking dropbox

Get the fuck off page ten, you god damn halfie freak.

>>8947449
>Incest
>Traps
>Furries

All kinds of conflicting

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>>8949395

>"Eww, you're a pervert, daddy."
"No, I swear it's not like that! Somebody posted a link and I didn't know what I was clicking and-"
>"I'm calling to police."
"You can't just... No, you know what? Go ahead and call the police. I'm a perv, I admit it, but remember that if I wasn't, then I'd have never fucked that horse and you'd have never been born."

>>8949920
>"I'm calling the police."
And then Dagger came over, and they all just had a lewd ol' time.

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>>8950060
I wonder how Dagger gets on with the other royal rejects.

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>>8950478
Uncle 'Non lets his daughters bully her a bit, but it's all in good fun. She otherwise gets along fine with his other cocksocks.

>>8950550
Sexual bullying or the bad kind of bullying?

>>8951493
Sexual bullying. Don't let your kids be an actual bully.

>>8951493
Sexual. This is /sad/ after all.

>>8951514
What if they only bully other bullies? Like if they snuck into Gale's room at night and poured itching powder all over his dick, or covered Muddle's entire bedroom floor with Lego bricks and stole the lightbulb from his bedside lamp so that when he wakes up for his 1AM piss he'll have walk across the floor in the dark.

>>8952644
kek, but I'd encourage them not to sink to their level.

>>8952644
it's hard to set the line in that case.

it's fine if it's say rapist gale, but it might not be if it's the gale who's just a huge tool. the less extreme the evil the muddier the justice justification.

>>8947449

>why do you keep pretending half my friends don't exist and keep writing stories about some tree library thing a unicorn lives in?

I remember a long time ago we had a discussion and a story or two based around the idea that a satyr fucking an ordinary Earth horse would result in the birth of a retarded satyr that mostly just stands in the corner and drools on itself. So let's say that your satyr(s) decide to visit Earth and somehow end up working for a few months at a stable, would you be willing to accept them fucking a horse if they promised to use protection? Also, do you think they'd in any way be instinctually attracted to regular horses?

All I know is that I want some satyr on horse lewds.

>>8953294
>Also, do you think they'd in any way be instinctually attracted to regular horses?
Probably from an aesthetic standpoint, but their mannerisms would probably be a dealbreaker.

>>8953314

"Ayy, girl, you with the fat flank. Don't pretend you can't hear me, bitch. Girl lemme show you what I- Oh sick! Did you just shit on the floor? Seriously, that's nasty, girl, but- Gross, don't step in it! Hey, fuck this, I'm out."

>>8953408
>implying he wouldnt just fuck her anyway

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>>8952644
>or covered Muddle's entire bedroom floor with Lego bricks and stole the lightbulb from his bedside lamp so that when he wakes up for his 1AM piss he'll have walk across the floor in the dark
Then he'll just glide across the floor using his self-lubricating anus and push the lego bricks to the sides. Sure, it'll leave a trail of poo all the way to the bathroom, but it'd be fun for him.

>>8953504
>That one blue rectangular Lego gets lodged in his anus
>Muddle winces in pain
>Has to call on his brother to help him remove it
>Gargle pulls it out, looks over it and raises an eyebrow "Muddle, I stopped using these things since middle school. Cough up the extra 20 bits and invest in a dildo. You'll be glad you did."

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>>8953294
Might be okay with the sonfus doing it. They need to practice their technique before they strike off to start their own herds.

>>8955264
Hello.

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>>8935172

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>>8955766
I was actually working on it myself at the same time.
Tried making her stump looking hand better, but I haven't arted in 11 years. Getting a tablet soon, gonna try to get back into it.

>>8955766
>>8956157
These are cute, thanks for the art anon.

>>8955264
This is also really cute. Thanks for the tits anon, tits are always good

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Which satyrs are colt cuddlers? And love em young?

>>8957692
Ace, Tonbo, Darcy, just like every single time it comes up.

Loli >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shota.

>>8957741
Well which mothers are preying on their satyr colts then?

>>8957956
I dunno man, that ain't my fetish. I mean, I'm either dead, absentee or cucked in this scenario. I'd rather not be any of those.

>>8957956
Warren's mom was a speculated one. Granted he was older but who knows.

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So, big tits or little tits?

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>>8959964
Both. They're all great. Small tits typically look better, bigger ones could make so much more milk.

>>8942902
Thanks. That was the idea. I would love to make a sort of comic, but I can't draw for shit.
>>8959964
It depends on the character. Petunia looks better with big ones while Feather looks better with smaller ones.

>>8959964
Yes.

>>8959964
variety is the spice of life.

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>>8960661
>>8960094
>>8960085
>>8960053
The correct answer is both and everything in-between.

>>8960896
Smol is prettiest, medium is most fun to play with, and big is tastiest.
Least, that's how I see it.

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Which satyrs do house chores in the nude?

Hard mode: Dont say all of them

>>8961906
None of them

>>8956157
Ooh nice!

>>8961906
Satyrs who are commonly under dressed seem likely so:
Peach, Kimmy (but not Mera), Candy, Cristal, Mal (because fetish reasons), Feather Heart, and any drakes who don't live in Equestria proper (due to clothing inacessibility)

>>8958099
Who says you need to be aby of those?
It's not cucking if you agree to it.
She gets to fug her son and you get to fug your daughter.
Sounds like a good deal.

>>8962099
>if you agree to it.
I wouldn't.

>>8959964
I prefer medium-small tits over huge ones. Not completely flat, but B-C cup.

>>8962099
I mean someone is going to need to do something about colts. It's either mom or their sisters so.

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>>8962375
They could go get a normal girlfriend.

>>8962505
I'm talking more in the context of incest stuff.

>>8962505
Where's the fun in that.
It's much easier to have someone who lives in the same house.

>>8962741
>>8962592
>>8962505
>Satyr has an incestuous relationship
>Wincest partner is trying to build their confidence so they can get their own SO

Could be fun

>>8962919
So what are you waiting for?

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>>8962973
Motivation to write.

>>8963002
Now is the time, Anon. Unleash your inner mustards.

>>8963002
You can do it!

wtf is this website?

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>>8963109
>>8963109
>>8963109

New thread has been made.