/sug/ - Steven Universe General Jasper Has No Friends Editi

>>8900776
Jasper is best gem

jasperfriend desist

I swear her I wouldn't told anybody about this.
But it's just too funny.

Lapis uses bra pads

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Does anyone still care about VHS episode rips? I can try to get that going again sometime soon.
https://mega.nz/#F!zQQREQqC!b3jHLxDqg8F8j3wKJHNouw

i'm going to do 3/4 requests bcs it's really late,please don't request anything lewd

>>8900776
mmmmmmm yes stick your big thick fingers in my juicy puss puss, jasperrrr

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someone needs to do a crusade against this jasperfag.

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Gems should lick gems

>>8900843
what you think topaz will look like

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wow look at this great pearl cosplay

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>>8900843
jasper as a big fat sleepy seal

>>8900835
Lion 3 plz

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>>8900843
a big ol dick cumming in my consumer pussy

>>8900835
I'm just hoping someone actually puts them on tape and makes a fake VHS cover.

>>8900843
Lapis cutting herself

>>8900863
eugenia is so cute goddamn
also let's not repeat last night

>>8900843
Aqua sucking off Lapis

>>8900843
Lapis eating an entire pumkin

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what are you talking about, this is obviously pearl can't you tell

>>8900834
stop being rude please

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>>8900843
Like 3/4 view?

If you feel like doing a male character then Lars in a summer outfit.

Alternatively Pearl in winter clothes if you feel like doing a female character.

>>8900880
She's a sweetheart. I wish she didn't get so much hate

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>>8900895
Kim, who is your favorite townie.

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>>8900843
Giant crab eating Pumpkin dog?

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>>8900834
Tell her she doesn't need them and that her breasts are beautiful.

>>8900929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspo86RqXAA

pearl duh

>>8900906
I'm sorry Lapis, but it's just too funny.
I mean, you were so embarrassed to buy one that you find one in the trash.

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>>8900863
>>8900895
>pro-ana girls

>>8900923
i know, people say shit like 'omg girls are LITERALLY DYING because you exist'
like shit, if a little girl wants to look like that she's not healthy to begin with
it's not like she talks about it, people hate her just because she exists. worse is, they think they're helping her by saying she looks gross or should eat 'generic gross greasy shit meal'

>>8900982
Anyone in their right mind can look at Eugenia and know that it isn't healthy or attractive to look like that
If someone tries to look like her that means they already have mental issues. Kids aren't "catching" anorexia from her, I agree. People should be kind and supportive towards her instead of telling her to eat twinkies.

>>8900980
you can't tell me she's not cute

>>8901014
kek no. sorry i don't find twigs cute, dude.

>>8901014
I like how she has started becoming a weeb. The anime clothes and cat ears are strangely cute on her

>>8901012
sadly the mentality for anorexia treatment is 'fatten 'em up'
it ruins so many people's lives because they see it as a physical thing. once they're nice and fat theyre recovered. no wonder most people relapse harder than before.

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Ok, /sug/, I'm going to get going
I hope you all get some sleep and have a fantastic night
I'll try to be here same time tomorrow

>>8900776
I would choose for Jasper to find happiness before me finding my own happiness

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Sleep well anon!

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>>8900858
something like this sorry my mind is empty at this hour

Lapis has cute tits.

>>8901065
>>8901044
oops

PRO ANAS BEGONE
LEAVE
LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

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>>8901083
agree. fuck off with your twiggy scene kid bitch

Yo /sug/, just got out jail for some minor weed related offenses and I'm trying to catch up to the SU related news. WTH happened to Zuke?

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ideal irl pearl

>>8901093
she meme barned herself

>>8901073
I chuckled. But maybe she really is wearing a helmet and her hair pokes out the back, not shaping her silhouette like in concept art Jasper. Or at least that's my fantasy

But I guess there has to a buzz cut or bald gem eventually - eugh

>>8901093
Kill yourself or lurk moar you disgusting newfag/druggy

>>8901093
something something someone found a secret tumblr blog where she called her boss a narcissist and abusive, said she was glad she left her job, lapidot got "uprooted and destroyed" and more "blah blah blah my life is hard" and a bunch of fags and leddiors said it was fake, then like a month later it was confirmed on her actual tumblr she left

>>8901091
Better than fatposting. Fatties aren't people.

Don't reply to this.

>>8901093
>some minor weed related offenses
fuck the pigs

>>8901138
make me

>>8901093
Her desire to hatefuck Sugar got out of control and she ended making a secret blog to document her BPD ramblings, where she compared Sugar to trump and called her a narcisstic abuser. They got in a fight over it and Zuke got juked
That's literally what happened I'm not joking

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>>8900875
l-lewd

>>8901156
How I have to cut myself, thanks.

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>>8901136
twigs aren't people either and I hope they starve themselves to death, kek. fatposters are way better. thicc grills r cute. round is better than bones sticking out.

>>8901058
>results in a butterfly effect of restoring the spirits of countless jasperfags worldwide
>reaches you again eventually
>everyone wins

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>>8901136
Eugenia is the number one Crystal Gem

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>>8901177
go away edgy fag

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>>8901177
well then

>>8901192
post steven universe or leave, fag

>>8901184
But, you kill all lapisfags. Only one can live.

>>8901179
THICC is good
Obese isn't.

>>8901192
Eugenia is the number one nothing.

don't support her behavior.

>>8901179
>>8901212
Look, she is even doing the Pearl pose
Eugenia is Pearl in disguise confirmed
Thiccfags btfo get cucked

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>>8901227
my image was eaten by the thiccfags

>>8901214
I don't see the correlation

>>8901194
>>8901201
I told you not to reply.

>>8901093
How long were you in for? That's old news.

>>8901184
So he'd be like the Madoka of jasperfags

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>>8900864

she likes to sleep with her plushie

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>>8901217
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>>8901234
fags fucking leave. your bone fetish is gross

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>>8901080
She does.

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>>8901219
Steven wouldn't approve of you bullying the Skeleton Queen

>>8901235
It is impossible for Lapis and Jasperfags to be happy at the same time.

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>>8901109
More big.

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>>8901093
HAHA DUDE how long'd you get? fuck da poiloce am i right

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>>8901247
that face is kawaii. thanks anon!

>>8901248
I said thicc is good, you cholesterol ridden faggot. Morbid obesity is worse than anything, at least bonesacks dont bother people with their smell or sweaty bodies.

>>8901277
i never said anything about obesity you raging autist. way to be an insecure faggot. fucking leave you degenerate bonefag

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>>8901179
this, there is nothing unhealthy about thicc

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>>8901109
>>8901269
too thicc
real Pearl would look like this but thinner

>>8901254
i guess steven wants the skeleton queen to be the skeleton corpse.

>>8901297
Why did you quote me then, lardo? All I said was obesity isn't good.

>>8901319
i said to fuck off with your ugly twiggy scenekid chick and you start sobbing about fatties. but nice try, retard.

>>8901112
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>>8901157
Well, shit.

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>>8901317
Eugenia is the peak of human health, the life inside her shines through her blue-gray skin
I know it's hard to take in but this is how the ideal human body should look

Indexer is actually a girl. You'll have to excuse her, she had bad periods.

>>8901093
That shit started in November of last year nigger, you were in jail for that long?

>>8901345
Go post in another thread you retard. Nobody wants you here.

>>8900868

>>8901242
>>8901273
Was supposed to do a year, but got out sooner cuz weed is kinda getting less iffy nowadays.

>You impregnated your favorite gem
>Nine months later she gives up her form

What do you do with the baby?

>>8901365
>giving kim attention

>>8901364
I think it's just a newfag making an excuse to ask about Zuke. They're getting creative now.

>>8901343
I want to braid her cat's hair and put a little ribbon on it

>>8901368
Still sucks. Did you have fun?

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>>8901365
I didn't realize you hated Pearl so much. What did Pearl ever do to you

>>8901375
throw it in the trash. those things are fucking noisy, gross and cost too much fucking money.

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>>8901345
#WaistGoals

I wish I never leaked Zuke's blog.

>>8901395
Stop being a delusional faggot

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>>8900887
there you go

>>8901117
maybe it's like jasper/amethyst soldier,but more butch,like bismuth,i really hope her weapon is an axe or something like that because she looks HUGE
[spoiler] we got steven bald [/spoiler]

>>8901416
you did us a service.

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>>8901406
yaaaaaaas #goals
I'm not going to stop my juice cleanse until my waist is 4 inches wide
this is a pic of me if you couldn't tell

>>8901375
Feed her nothing but quartzmilk up until her eighteenth birthday

>>8900843
lappy being a fatty

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>>8901416
im so glad zuke is gone

>>8901366
I really hope so.

>>8901403
That baby is going to grow up a super villain thanks to you.

>>8901416
You tell us that all the time. I used to feel bad over being responsible for a pretty big leak as well. The past is the past.

>>8901392
eh, wasn't too bad, they let us play some magic the gathering and use the money we get to buy packs (good investment btw, cuz the money your earn there you only get to spend there magic cards are cashable outside). had access to TV, so I got to watch the occasional cartoons and shit. really low security shit. atleast I got a backlog of cartoons, animes, and games to catch up on.

>>8901429
Lookin' good

>>8901445
they're not in the promo, but would be nice to see peridot and lapis be helpful for once and fight against the new threat.

>>8901464
It would be nice to see Lapis and Peridot shattered and the memebarn destroyed

>>8901428
I played a part in ruining this fandom and probably fucked with Zuke's personal life. It wasn't worth it for the few (you)s I got.

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>>8900914
i never drew lars before,it was fun

i think that's all for today,it's almost 4 AM and i didn't take a shower. good night y'all

>>8901484
Lapidirt and meme writing/lovers ruined this fandom, not Zuke quitting. it weren't for you, Zukefags would still defend bad things she did do give her credit for good things she didn't do and Lapidirtfags would be even more cancerous than they are now

>>8901484
>probably fucked with Zuke's personal life
If she didn't want her life fucked with then she shouldn't have done all of that stuff in the first place. You probably saved Sugar from being violently molested by Zuke.
Don't feel bad, you did good

>>8901480
also true

>>8901484
are you kidding me? zuke was an annoying cunt who was being unprofessional as fuck. also she had left her job before her blog even got out. who gives a fuck? she brought the on herself and had no business working on the show in the first place for being so uneducated and socially inept.

>>8901515
Thank you very much.

>>8900962
I feel like I'm looking at kiddie porn those tits are so small.

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>>8901014
So sexy.

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>>8901569
her breasts are deflated because she hasn't been drinking enough Quartzmilk

>>8901569
Leave bully.

mmmmmmmmm...

>>8901430
How to simulate Quartzmilk? Grass-fed heated goat milk with a pinch of cinnamon.

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>>8901589
watch out nude girls coming through
the one on the left is too hot to handle

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>>8901607

I don't feel good at all.

>>8901633
that stuff's good, man

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JASPEARL

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Let's all post theories from YouTube comment sections.
This should be fun.

>>8901637
'sup anon
cant sleep?

>>8901484
Don't regret it.
If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have had a scapegoat for this show's drop in quality.

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What if the non winged shadow in the teaser was that /sug/ shitposer's OC(Whose name i cant remember but he had a resemblance to pic related)

>>8901648
i don't go into youtube comments. too much cancer. but this made me lol

>>8901657
abalone?

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>>8901607
Imitation Quartzmilk Recipe
1 cup vanilla protein milk
3 pumps cinnamon flavor from starbucks
One teaspoon of vanilla
Add a few packets of sugar to taste
Mix it up
Heat it to breastmilk warmth
Serve

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>>8901653
The depression is hitting hard.

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>>8901660
I just collected a bunch, so I'll be posting more.

>>8901648
>giving five year old periautists the attention they want

>>8901670
i don't think they will sell you get just pumps of cinnamon flavoring from starbucks. just buy it at the grocery store

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>>8901665
Yeah him. Just with some design changes so they don't have to pay for the intellectual property. It sounds dumb as shit i know but i'm not leaving out the possibility

>>8901633
I'm going to buy a bottle, warm it up, and close my eyes...

>>8901686
it's dead hours so i guess ill budge
what's troublin ya?

>>8901648
I mean, McPieLord isn't technically wrong, but that theory is still retarded.

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>>8901648

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>>8901687
Why are people still being autistic over male gems? it's not going to happen, and it's a fucking shit idea.

>>8901694
I think they're sold online sometimes or people make knock offs
You can't put plain cinnamon into a drink, it will taste bitter. You need to make it a syrup with sugar first if you want it to taste good.

>>8901702
I want a big strong Quartz lady to hold me and feed me her Quartzmilk with a baby bottle

>>8901702
put it in a baby bottle first. more authentic.

>>8901712
yeah that's what i meant

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this show will never return what it took from you

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>>8901724

>>8901724
At least it distracted me from having nothing to watch long enough for samurai jack to come back

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>>8901648
.

>>8901724
It had nothing to take, so it gaveme something .


It gave me AIDS

>>8901711
What has that got to do with male gems?

>>8901724
what do your nipples taste like

>>8901747
did you not read the post i replied to dude?

>>8901724
marry me homieposter
ill love you long time

>>8901703
Too many things to list, I should just go see a therapist.

>>8901637
I was feeling really hateful and depressed again and wanted to drive my car into oncoming traffic so bad that I pulled over and cried on the side of the road for an hour to stop the thoughts and chill myself out before going back to work. The one time I actually attempted suicide has made me decide I never want to actually do it but I still get suicidal thoughts sometimes, and every time I do it just makes me feel weak and hate myself more.

>>8901767
you posted here for a reason, wanna elaborate?

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fellas i was looking for my allergy pills and accidentally took random pain meds and mutliple sleeping pills. then took my allergy pills after i realized i took the wrong ones. if i dont wake up, see ya faggots l8r

>>8901791
Lucky bastard.

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>>8901648
I'm only posting this because of the avatar.
I'm going to vomit.

>>8901791
rip

QUICK

post Tiny Jasper

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>>8901772
Geez are you okay?
Is there anything you want to get of your chest? /sug/ is here for you

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>>8901805

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>>8901799
eyyoo i thought about suicide a lot too, cus i've been jobless and living with my parents for over a year now, but i stay alive cus i hold out hope my thicc orange wife will one day return from the war. hope things get better for you, sadanon.

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>>8901819

>>8901825
the child side of youtube terrifies me

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>>8901648
Why the fuck does everyone think Nora is real?

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>>8901825
>>8901805
>picking on a fat 8 year old

Watch this bomb be absolutely shit.

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>>8901836

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>>8901819

>>8901773
There's a lot of problems I have to live with everyday, it feels crushing sometimes.

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>>8901819

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Post leaks of the new Gems.

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>>8901841
I made sure she wasn't 8 before posting that.

>>8901855
why post if youre not gonna tell?

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is any of this confirmed?

>>8901843
I just hope the one with butterfly wings will be [trash]cute[/trash]

>>8901859
nigga i was "18" on the internet since I was like 9.

>>8901859
Oh god that makes it even worse
where are her tard wranglers

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>>8901859
>20

>>8901873
>nigga i
Happy 19th birthday!

>>8901863
meh sounds realistic since Garnet isn't seen with Ame and Pearl. doubt Peridot will be there though since she's a useless twat.

Gems, in order from largest to smallest bust size:

Rose>Holly Blue>Jasper=Garnet>Amethyst=Carnelian=Zoo Amethysts>Lapis=Skinny>Peridot>Steven>>>>>>Pearl

>>8901898
>Steven>>>>>>Pearl
kek

>>8901825
>she's going to grow up to be a tumblr sjw that bases her life around bullying fans of cartoons into killing themselves over fictional ships and fanart

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>>8901819
Gardensper off to decimate some weeds and make them wish they never were grown

>>8901862
I just realized l wouldn't know where to start, sorry for wasting your time.

>>8901914
awwwwww im proud of her!!!!!!!

>>8901898
>Lapis having a larger bust than Peridot
End this meme.

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>>8901305
thicc pearl is hotter pearl

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bruh those sleeping pills are kicking in hard

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>>8901898
>Lapis above Peridot.

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>>8901898
the only gems with canon boobs are Rose, Garnet, and arguably Amethyst.

>>8901895
>doubt Peridot will be there though since she's a useless twat.
this.
im happy they seem to leave those fucking memebarn gems behind in important arcs. fuck those two they ruin every scene they're in.

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>>8901921
different anon but start anywhere if you don't know where to and everything will fall into place.

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>>8901932
If Pearl was real she would look like this
Your waifu is not thicc, she is a skeletor

>>8901898
Steven and Pearl have bigger tits than the blue shit stained plank of wood

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>>8901945
Anon, if you feel like you're going to die please call an ambulance

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>>8901956
no she's a *urp* fatty

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>>8901945
>>8901966
yea seriously if you feel odd call an ambulance or poison control

>>8901953
I think it's best this way.
If Peridot is the only thing keeping kids watching this show, then they have to keep her around.
And if they have to keep her around, then I'm glad her appearances are minimal to nonexistent in episodes that actually matter.

>>8901956
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO AWAY FAG

>>8901985
> Peridot is the only thing keeping kids watching this show
huh?

>>8901945
Make like Becky and put a finger down your throat now.
You might legit die tonight if you don't get that shit out of you.

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>You will never have a forward girl come on to you in the back of a car while waiting for other friends to get in the car and she acts like it didn't happen when they get in

>>8901951
All quartzes are made for breeding and breastfeeding and have giant hips and titties

>>8902001
But gems reproduce like planet viruses.

>>8901945
call a fucking ambulance you could stop breathing at any moment

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>>8901966
>>8901976
>>8901996
nah i think im ok. it was just melatonin (which you can't overdose on), some ibuprofen and uh some cold/sinus meds. never has sleeping pills work so quickly before. normally i gotta take like 3 or 4 for them to work at all

>>8901994
Peridot is everything kids like, or at least everything the execs think kids like.
The few kids I know who actually watch SU say Peridot is their favorite character, and if the underaged people on tumblr and reddit are any indication, the kids I know aren't an anomaly.

>>8902001
Quartzes are for fug or hug?

Why did I become instantly aroused?

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>>8902016
Alright just be careful alright?

I hope you are okay

What are you taking sleeping meds for?

>>8902018
God I wish we could get some numbers and statistics on this. It'd actually be really interesting to see people's favorite characters, sorted by demographics.

>>8902019
Both. Quartzes are sexual Gems, but they're also affectionate Gems.

>>8902016
>only that
you'll get acid reflux at worst
also melatonin is a meme
i downed like 20 of those and i didnt even fall asleep

>>8901484
In this world of lights and shadows
The truth will always hide
But there is always someone
Who never stopped looking for it

You're truly a part of history now anon, this board will remember you fondly.

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>>8902032
to help you sleep? if i dont take em i can't get to sleep until like 10am

>>8902044
yeah it says you need like one pill and i normally take four

>>8902041
Quartzes are for hug, fug, and then hug again

>>8902054
How big are the pills?

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>>8902054
I didn't know if you had something specific.

>>8902059
Quartzes are for hug and fug at the same time.

>>8902064
pretty tiny.

>>8902068
i dunno i could but my doctors never listen to me lol

>>8902071
I want to hugfug and comfort Jasper

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>>8902082
Ahh well at least you have them to help

>>8902054
the only way can force myself to sleep is with alcohol
i have some sort of superhuman resistance to drugs and poisons. every time i need surgery i need a huge amount of anesthetics

>>8902082
But how many milligrams?
I take at least 2 10mg melatonin pills every night, and I sometimes end up taking up to 10 and still can't sleep.

I wish could go back to feeling nothing.

>>8902097
yea. it sucks when sleeping pills start to wear off

>>8902099
dang that's really shitty

>>8902106
mine are 5mg each. so yeah about 20mg. i've read that people can take like 100+mg and be fine

>>8902116
i wish i could go back to feeling sumthin'

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>>8902116
Why are you sad?
There are a lot of sad anons tonight

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>>8902116
>I can help you with that, Anon. Brace yourself.

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>>8902116

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>>8902118
pain pills wearing off before you can take another sucks also

>>8902118
nah it's fine, i never get sick no matter what

only issue would be if i needed urgent surgery
id need extra anesthetics

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I hope that anon that thought they deserved to be unhappy finds a friend that they can open up to

I'm rooting for you.

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Everyone in this thread is a faggot Jesus Christ

>>8902155
im not

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>>8902155
tell us about ur feelings, anon

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>>8902018
>tfw Deedee's 7 year old son said Peridot is the worst gem

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>>8902155
We need to spice things a little

>>8902170
I'm a man, I don't have any feelings.

>>8902122
I'm stuck in bad situation I can't escape. I felt better when I was able convince myself it was normal.

>>8902221
hi blooplefag

>>8902173
Kid's got good taste.
Or maybe he just knows more about Peridot than we do.

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for real tho im super sleepy. night sug.

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>>8902258
goodnight

>>8902233
I don't actually read blooplefag's posts. What is he upset about?

>>8902314
he's the guy who says he cant feel anything and shit

Rose maybe gone, but Steven is here and he always will be. He's just waiting to be taken, but maybe Pearl should let him ripen a little.

Is there anyone here who isn't depressed?

>>8902416
im not

>>8902422
How do you feel seeing the rest of us?

>>8902454
i feel sorry but theres nothing i can do to help

Rape Steven

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>>8902536

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>>8902692

>>8901863
I made that comment, I was just speculating at the time.

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>tfw Jasper will never come over to your house day after day wanting to hang out and genuinely spend time with you and get to know you cuz she has a big dumb crush on you

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Are you the organism that contributed half of my main chromosomal genetic information and my mitochondria?

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>>8902896
Only if you're cute.

>>8902603
Lapis plz

>>8902889
Like a dog?

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night
pearl is best gem

I miss my dad.

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Good morning /sug/

Great day to you all

>>8903348
I miss my older brother

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>>8890455
>>8891464
Two blind niggas that don't even enlarge images

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>>8901065
kill yourself

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>a thief sneaks into the thread and starts stealing everyone's porn while they are not looking

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So, who here is hoping that Good Lars has him actually giving a shit when Sadie disappears and going full Fukboi bounty hunter over the situation.
I think Lars actually giving a massive shit about something and sincerely going to war over someone he cares about would kind of fill out his character a little bit beyond massive faggot and try hard bitch.

>>8903643
Oh he would give a shit. He's a typical tsundere. The issue is that he might pretend he doesn't give a shit. But yeah going by the title of the episode it's probable he'll actually show it for once

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>>8903643
taking a fatal blow to save sadie would be a fitting end to his character

>>8903643
I'm glad the townies are getting involved in a serious gem arc, really the only way to make me interested in them.

>>8903556
I'm sorry to here that Anon, I'm sure he is in a better place now.

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'sup /sug/, just woke up, any leaks yet?

/sug/, I am excited about the new episodes (reasonably so, I'm not overhyping them). I am glad there's electricity running through the fandom again.

>>8904085
nope

>>8902193
>I'm a man
>Who wastes his time on 4chan

>>8904202
>Lars and Sadie
It's going to be filler

>>8904202
What's this

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>>8904223
The console sequel to Attack the Light: Save the Light.

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>>8904299
Neat UI.

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>search "Earth"
>0 of 0
For shame. It's your mother's day today.

>>8901953
>>8901985
Have you forgotten Earthlings? Peridot was fine in that episode. Also Gem Drill.

Not putting Peridot in any important situations is why she's terrible, that and her awful chemistry with Lapis. If you want these two to be decent, they need to be separated. Peridot worked best with Amethyst and Steven.

>>8904932
>Earth's day
>in a Gemworld Xeno Artistic Spire Forum
Literally shatter yourself, human

Any speculation art of Topaz and Aquamarine yet?

New

>>8905115
>>8905115

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>>8904995
Shorty squad for lyfe

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>>8905125
True shorty squad

>>8904995
Peridot was just used as unnecessary comic relief in Earthlings you dumb meme lover

>>8905245
Yeah let's just ignore her speech to Jasper and the fact that Amy and Steven probably would've been a lot worse off if she didn't poof Jasper for them.

Characters having multi-faceted personalities? What's that???