91st edition of the grab bag games
-Keep names short
-No duplicates of any sort
-State gender if ambiguous
-I will alter an image if I feel it's needed
-Have patience and have fun
>>8886961
Maria and Harusame
>>8886961
Emi
>>8886961
Agrias Oaks
Len
Ruby Gloom
>>8886961
Propeller Knight
Caster
>>8886961
Damon Gant
Eggman-kun
>>8886961
Nino
If Nino is too long, N is fine.
>>8886961
Hellstar Remina
>>8886961
YoRHa Type A No.2
>Or just A2 for short.
Malory Archer
Leviathan
Che Guevara
>>8886961
Erika
>>8886961
Plato
The Captain
>>8886961
Lucky
>>8886961
Claudia Hortensia
>>8886961
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>>8886961
Gabriel
>>8886961
Will Smith
Lancelot
Sakuya Izayoi
Felix
>>8887028
Kys, parshit!
Machi Amayadori
Schlomo Von Shekelstein
Saber
>>8886961
Fujiwara no Mokou
Merveille
>>8886961
Lenny
>>8886961
Raven
>>8886961
Fluorette
>>8886961
Ikky
Mrs. Bread
Lord Beerus
>>8887010
UND DAS HEIßT
>>8887052
I want to cum on that bread and eat it afterwards.
>>8886980 (Fluorette)
Oh ho! An angel! No wonder I find your beauty so otherworldly! Forgive me for asking, but I simply have to know. What's an angel like you doing in a place like this? Heaven a bit more boring than you imagined?
Boop.
>>8887005
i wish we had nier avas that actually rp
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>8887059
>>8887086
Looks good to me.
>>8887094
Someone's late.
>>8887086
I'm on the winning team.
>>8887059
I almost forgot about you. You're still doing this?
>>8887086
I'm ready whenever.
>>8887085
I must refuse. You are not my type.
>>8887086
Preparations for combat are complete. Ready to proceed.
>>8887086
Ah, h-hello you two. No hard feelings about last time, yes?
>>8887085
No, you? Lonely? I'm shocked.
>>8887089
Sorry man, just an entry. I would like to RP A2, since she is my favorite out of three. But I feel like I won't do her justice.
>>8887086
Ah. Perhaps this would be more fitting?
>>8887068
N-no! Not quite, at least. I'm still yet human, just...in their service.
>She again pulls on her collar. It's probably a habit, she still looks a bit uncomfortable.
Consider it...a mere pilgrimage. Or a trial.
>>8887086
Swap
>>8886998
>>8887094
>>8887086
....
>>8887086
>>8887104
Well said. But be warned. Pride often comes before a fall.
>>8887086
Everything seems to be in order,let's go.
>>8887085
Ask satanya, I dont want to see her face for a long time
>>8887085
My heart is already pledged to my duties as the King of Knights and as a servant.
>>8886961
Plague Knight
>>8887118
What IS your type? I'm asking for a friend.
>>8887126
A trial, eh? Sounds tedious. Well, if you are ever requiring assistance of any kind, you only have to ask. I, Propeller Knight, will gladly help in any way I can! I AM an accomplished adventurer, you know. It's kinda what I do.
>>8887147
decetive of the year award goes to... you!
>>8887123
How much do those pearls cost?
>>8887147
It isn't.
>>8887163
nice rp
>>8887167
Hnnnnn... Damn. O' gracious and noble host! If you'd be so kind as to swap me with the lesser - and terribly late - knight, I'd be most grateful.
>>8887086
>>8887154
nice rp
>>8887168
That is a secret. One that will not be revealed so easily.
Post it.
>>8887086
1 swap denied 1 accepted.
Let's get on to the bloodbath shall we?
>>8887172
More than you'll ever be able to afford, not that it's any of your business. ...Why?
>>8887183
I can't quite grasp the meaning of what you're trying to say, but I assume it to be a heartfelt compliment so I will accept it in earnest.
>>8887208
>>8887211
>>8887208
>>8887192
Oh, I'm not late. Perhaps I'm early for the next game, hm? Hee hee!
...I am late for this one, however. You're right about that. It's much too late for me to be in, but, erm...thank you for offering.
>>8887217
NOBODY KANNA CROSS IT
>>8887215
I don't know, I just wanted to ask for a friend who's interested in getting them.
>>8887216
Stop frowning so much, Saber.
>>8887211
..I hope the commander didn't see.
We're back in the 1970's. What is your ava doing in there?
>>8887168
It's been a hard few years, certainly...
>She shakes her head, and manages an awkward smile.
Thank you for the offer, sir, but it's far from needed. I've been managing quite well.
>>8887211
...I wasn't aware I had a firearm. Please, forgive me!
>>8887238
As per usual, getting run out of town.
>>8887204
So it'll take effort, eh? In that case, I shall see you on the battlefield! Steel thy resolve, my sweet!
>>8887211
Plague Knight? Hello? Well, can't say I didn't try.
...Has King Knight been here?
>>8887211
It was just an armor check!
>Agrias falls to the ground, and bleeds out from the gunshot.
>>8887238
Fucking
>>8887238
>>8887211
Do not be fooled by his appearance, Felix is a cold hearted killer.
Eggman shows his arachnophobia and is punished severely for his mistake. Type A uses a melee weapon to dispatch a tribute, Malory "attacks" a knight in his abode.
>>8887234
https://youtu.be/2wqTnwJGvtc
>>8887233
It's the least I can do, old friend! The Order may be a dysfunctional family, but we're still a family!
>>8887241
Well, I'm glad to hear it. Still, the offer stands. An old friend who is... no longer around... inspired hundreds of thousands by helping those in need, and I intend to do the same. In honor of his memory... er- her memory.
>>8887211
Odd. There are no farmers in his land. Meaning the seeds chosen were of symbolic importance.
>>8887211
...Wait, what? What abou-
>>8887268
>Truly, the only good soul in this world contained in the feline form is Ankha.
>Doggo is ded early.
>>8887268
You thought you could sneak up on ME?!
>>8887211
Stop your tribal nonsense and move!
>>8887235
You should also tell your friend about my .44 magnum revolver I keep on my person at all times, and the pile of corpses that its created. I'm sure they'd be very interested in purchasing one for themselves.
>>8887268
Tell me Slater, when, in the CIA's infinite wisdom, did they think not mentioning the GODDAMN HELICOPTER ON OUR TARGET'S HEAD?
>>8887238
It wasn't already the 70's before? I could have sworn it was.
>>8887294
It's*
>>8887290
>Truly, the only good soul in this world contained in the feline form is Ankha.
Amn
>>8887294
Oh... I'll be sure to tell him that, now I'm just gonna go get a new pair of underwear...
>>8887305
One drop on this carpet, and you'll be joining the pile.
>>8887268
The jew finds some long lost relatives.
By the look on her face I'd say Ikky has other intentions. Emi picks up a statue and performs a drive by on a rather unfortunate tribute. Damon kills a small girl and despite her claims on wanting to lose she makes a rather bold move to contradict that.
>>8887280
It may be, but at times, it seems like we're held together by just a thread. I've no idea how the Enchantress has kept us all together for this long. Pure willpower, perhaps? I've no idea.
>>8887236
Wh-what? It is not so much of a frown, as it is more of a neutral or stern expression... The smiling comes once the battle is won and the war is over, not before.
>>8887268
>>8887294
Oh? What have we hear? You would board my ship and wish to do battle? Bah! All work and no play makes Propeller Knight a very dull knight. We shall fight at a later date, my dear!
>Propeller Knight flies away, but shortly after flies right back.
...And I'll have you know they're propellers, not a helicopter! I'm Propeller Knight, not Helicopter Knight.
...Although...
>>8887319
>>8887319
Just what do you think you're doing? Get off.
>>8887315
Yes ma'am!
>>8887319
thanks for jobbing with me
c :
>>8887326
You should smile more, like so!
>>8887280
The path I follow is one that no others can travel, I'm afraid. This place is merely...unusual circumstances. Really, you needn't worry about me.
>>8887319
Another failure...
>>8887319
Saber follows through with her order.
Erika breaches the wall and kills the tribute who happened to be on the other side, Plato plans on making a statue wife. Some of those mounted MGs are broken but do not be discouraged, there are some that still operate perfectly.
You bastards started a game without me? How dare you do this.
>>8887319
>
>>8887325
A thread, perhaps, but a truly magnificent one at that. I must give her props, and for more than just her ravishing looks.
>>8887328
>here*
>>8887360
Well, if you insist. In that case, I shall have to follow you closely and assist without your permission! Oh ho!
>>8887326
Stern expression is unladylike. And it causes your delicate features to crack easily by the sands of time!
>>8887319
Now my fish are ruined. They look more like Swiss cheese now.
At least now I know they can sorta stop bullets...
>>8887366
Damn! If only I could fly...
Thanks for staying Shorty
>>8887366
Fortune smiles upon me. This match will be mine.
>>8887319
Some stakeout this is. When I was told we'd be staying in a penthouse, I assumed it meant a penthouse THAT WASN'T DESTROYED BY CHECHENS!
>>8887366
The last Asians I negotiated a ceasefire with are currently trying, and failing, to launch nukes at Japan! See that you don't end up like them.
>>8887375
Think of them as speed cooking holes. The fish will cook faster now
>>8887366
Lancelot does not like Jews apparently.
The structural integrity of the remaining builds might not be the best in the world so try to watch your ste- nevermind.
>>8887408
Ikky the rapist
CAW?
>>8887351
hahaha kono dio da hahah nice jojo edit my friend
>>8887371
There is a flaw in your logic, however, sir.
>>8887351
Stop that right now.
>>8887372
Perhaps you were not aware, but I was never concerned much with the aesthetics of beauty to begin with. There is no room for such things on the path of a warrior.
>>8887371
Keh?
Oh, don't start with that. Does your lust know no bounds, hm?
>>8887408
A dull thud is heard somewhere under the arena, no idea what it was.
>>8887416
>pets the birb
>>8887408
I screwed up..
>>8887408
Your methods are fit for an imbecile, yet incredibly compelling
>>8887408
I'm loath to plot against two beauties such as these, but alas, I cannot say no to another one. Ah, it's not a gift, it's a curse.
>>8887445
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>>8887432
>implying you didn't enjoy the edit
>>8887432
You are right..But The King of Kings has to look prim and proper outside of the field of battle. Or do you wish your peers to see you as an unwashed and brutish thug?
>>8887445
You'll have to do better than a graze to put down Malory Archer!
>>8887464
>King of Kings
You fucked up
>>8887404
>Nino quickly puts one of the fish on a fire to be cooked in order to test your theory
>As expected, the fish cooks almost unnoticeable faster
That's amazing. It's like some kind of scientific breakthrough or something.
Do you have any other cooking tips for me, Anonymous?
>>8887430
Oh? Well, it wouldn't surprise me, but do tell! If you're thinking of slipping away unnoticed, I'll have you know I'm QUITE the tracker. An adventurer has to be, after all.
>>8887436
Not really, no.
>>8887445
I'll make it to the final round, even if it kills everyone other than me!
>>8887445
Unable to find a tribute for the night, Ikky decides to huddle up close with a pillow instead.
Furries despise cartoons apparently, and a lot of you need to treat those wounds if they are that severe.
>>8887461
>shoos away by wildly flailing arms
>>8887461
>that cawing is loud enough to wake the ded
>Or at least wake the ded doggo
>Said ded doggo stuffs a cracker in the birb's beak and goes back to the sleep that is death
>>8887473
Nope. Sorry.
>>8887473
Put a shit ton of oil on it when you burn them.
>>8887464
The King of Kings is a WE WUZ egyptian guy.
>>8887473
Bruh White Castle came up with that in the 20s
>>8887483
>>8887485
>>8887484
Congratulations.. I think.
>>8887483
Congrats dog fucker
>>8887461
Oh, shut up already. Shouldn't you be scrambling for bread crumbs? Hee!
>>8887478
...Right, right, yes. I should know who I'm speaking with. You'd copulate with anyone as long as they're the right gender! Hah hah!
>>8887483
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>>8887493
>Gilgamesh was a nigger
What?
>>8887483
GAH! W-WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING WITHOUT YOUR PROPELLER HATS?! King Knight is going to be furious, you know.
>>8887483
My baby boy is... Is....
>Intense sobbing
>>8887483
>>8887484
>>8887485
When's the honeymoon?
>>8887519
Gilgamesh is the King of Heroes. The King of Kings is Ozymandias .
>>8887517
Ah, I'd even be willing to copulate with the left gender if the price was right.
>>8887464
My armor is both functional and maneuverable, I see no reason to wear anything else. It makes my presence outside of the battlefield one that exudes the inspiring aura of a true knight, does it not? I believe the only ones that may see me as an unwashed and brutish thug are the ones that do not understand the image of chivalry.
>>8887535
I thought Gilgamesh was the king of kings, what with being the first king.
>>8887519
>>8887535
Return the slab
>>8887519
>This is the history knowledge of your average Fate stay night faggot
Sad
>>8887485
>>8887517
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>>8887478
Can you track the location of someone who isn't even here at all? Nor have they ever been, physically?
>>8887544
>>8887548
...Hm.
>>8887544
>>8887548
Who's jewing who?
>>8887544
>>8887548
>>8887484
>>8887483
>ded dog starts rolling over in his grave
>This is not who he was to be betrothed with
>His heart belongs to an egyptian cat
>Also he's ded currently
>>8887575
You are a he?
>>8887542
Any halfwit and barbarian can wear a knight's armour. It's how you present yourself as a paragon of virtue that decides if you are worthy of being called a knight. With that being said, I agree with you, King of Knights. Consider forgiving me for my insolence.
>>8887558
Hmm... No, I do not think so, but if that were the case, I wouldn't be having a conversation with them, don't you think? You've influenced the lives of others, no matter how small. That means you exist, and you'll continue to exist. You're practically immortal!
>>8887552
Gilgamesh never existed in real life faggot
>>8887600
You take that back.
>>8887488
Thanks anyway.
>she gives you the hole-ridden fish she just cooked and leaves
H-host?
>>8887592
>Yes, Lucky is male
>Was that not obvious
>Also, still ded.
>>8887537
Are you saying you'd pay someone for that? I'm almost certain that's illegal. What would the Enchantress say if she heard you've gotten arrested for staking out the back alleys of the village, hm? Ah hah hah hah!
>>8887544
>>8887548
>I guess we've reached infinite Jew.
>>8887557
Oh, you're just being obnoxious. Haven't you ever been told to chew with your mouth closed? Hee!
>>8887635
Once you're dead in the arena you can respawn outside of it you know.
>>8887594
It doesn't matter how she looks.
What matters is her plan.
>>8887635
>Pets the dead doggo.
>>8887556
I got it confused with an old christian movie. Maybe is they had less "King of" titles I could keep track. Also, I'm not much of a fate fan. I just used a fate image for Saber incase they did not have it.
>>8887635
Well he seems like a bitch, so that's why I mistaked him for a girl.
>pets
>>8887639
Mmm, what WOULD she say? My, my. How comical! ...W-Wait, that's not the point!
>>8887600
Alot of historians believe different.
>>8887639
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So Vert OD-d and lost his house while hosting?
>>8887595
But I am here only as a soul, manifested only by sheer concentration and force of will. In that sense, well...as I said. I'm not here.
Vert? You alive?
Press F to pay respects to Vert.
F
>>8887737
>I fell asleep
Seriously, take a nap and let someone else host.
>>8887690
>Pets the bird, feeding it plenty of corn.
What a beautiful avian! Truly magnificent!
>>8887702
You're determined to see things one way, just as I'm determined to see things another. I'm speaking with you. That means you're here. At least, I think it does. This is starting to confuse me, if I'm to be honest.
>>8887737
Get some sleep after this you dummy. You're gonna make me worry about you.
>>8887737
Don't push yourself too hard, Vertie.
>>8887737
When's the honeymoon?
F pham
>>8887737
Drill press, belt sander, ooooo, melting vats! This interrogation chamber is nearly fully furnished!
>>8887751
Get some beauty sleep, o' noble and gracious host. You clearly need it! Oh ho!
>>8887737
...So, how we doin' this? We takin' turns? I don't mind goin' at once. Seriously. Eh, don't look at me like that.
>>8887737
What kind of host falls asleep during the action
>>8887677
Oh, for goodness' sake, can you not go a mere five seconds without thinking of women?
>>8887690
>>8887751
Can you get him to shut up? I can't hear myself think over his incessant squawks!
>>8887751
What you see before you is a soul, not my real body. It lies...well, sits, far from here in a shrine. Would you be able to find me in that way?
>>8887737
And I don't like humans that way, either. ...You're a human, right?
>>8887758
There's not going to be a honeymoon. I'm calling off the wedding if I can as it is.
My heart already belongs to another.
>>8887775
Anon no, sleep is good.
>>8887784
Then how come you're getting married in the first place?
>>8887787
>fires at the pedo thread
>>8887794
...
...I'm honestly not sure. I think it might be a shotgun wedding, and if it is, I'm getting the hell outta Dodge.
>>8887766
C-Cute...!
>>8887779
F-Five seconds? Come now, Plague Knight. You simply ask too much of me.
Oh, he's not so bad. He's just minding his own business, doing his own thing. He'll leave you alone when he gets bored... IF he gets bored, that is.
>>8887782
Oh? At a shrine? How interesting. You've piqued my interest before, my sweet, but now it's been doubly piqued. I shall begin research at once! If this shrine truly exists, I shall find it!
>>8887594
Simply wearing armor does not make you a Knight, it is your actions and why you do them. But surely you knew that.
It is of little importance. You may consider yourself forgiven, Anonymous.
>>8887800
I've overthrown Republics before, and yours won't be the last!
>>8887800
First the rats, and now THIS?! The animal servants are rebelling! Ahhh!
>>8887800
The feast arrives and with death in tow.
Ikky continues her rampage.
>>8887800
Don't be an idiot buddy. Just get some rest after this.
>>8887826
Just one question...You call yourself the King of Knights. But as far as I have been told, females could neither be kings in the direct sense nor could they be knights. Are the history books wrong?
>>8887821
I will make him get bored if he does not stop.
>>8887845
Ah-hah! You again! Time to continue our grudge match, my dea-
>Propeller Knight explodes.
>>8887845
Gabriel meets her untimely demise. One of the most boring ways to go too.
>>8887849
I was planning on it. I can always host later if needed.
>>8887865
>presses F
>>8887869
Turns out Saber wasn't a good cook. Most of the animu girls here aren't anyways.
>>8887868
Yeah...
>>8887879
>I'll press your F in a minute, babe.
>>8887904
>Swoon
>>8887821
Oh, goodness...why did I open my mouth?
>>8887869
Good. Also, thanks again for what you've done for me.
>>8887904
Name the time and the warzone, bb!
>>8887900
The furry brings us to the final 3.
>>8887923
Uh. You might need to remind me on what I done. Did I sherpa you through a raid or something?
>>8887942
IKKY! NOOO!
>>8887924
Behind the Denny's at 11:02PM exactly. If you and the other guy come at the same time, we can make it an absolute fuckfest.
I want to hug Nagato nonsexually.
>>8887955
Sorry, I only do sexy time in active warzones. Otherwise my mortar fails to fire.
>>8887959
Of course
>>8887954
For you vert
>>8887972
I understand completely, friend.
>>8887942
No, you're helping me move forward. That said I haven't actually made any progress but maybe tonight or this weekend I can get somewhere.
>>8887972
Kys Suz!
I want to die
>>8887999
>>8888000
>>8887954
Damon senpai...
>>8887959
Too bad I'm considering retiring her.
THE GET IS COMING BOYS
>>8888017
Wait. Wait a minute. Did I miss something?
>>8888017
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
Anyone else going next?
>>8888043
Better than tlhg
>>8888034
TOPKEK
I want a yugioh card of course.
This was a fun game
Btw the guy is male.
>>8888017
Don't you fucking dare. I liked RP'ing with her unironically despite her being a big tittymonster.
>>8888034
He won AND he got a free bag of rape? Lucky.
>>8888033
We can't let /tlhg/ steal this upcoming get. We can't, we have to take it before them. If we don't, then that'll really suck.
>>8887850
...That is strange. But history books are seldom written by those who made history. I suppose you could consider that a consequence of that fact.
While it's true that female rulers and warriors are extremely uncommon, it is not true to say they were not accepted. Not a single one of my peers would deny my abilities as a knight nor as a king.
>>8887995
I'm really confused right now. I have no idea what I may have done.
>>8888050
>>8887954
I thought he died?
Stats.
>>8888062
>says this, even though Saber even stated she had to hide that she was a woman.
>>8888072
Can you use his rapeface for the card btw? Much funnier this way.
Thanks again
I want ___ to host again.
>>8888072
>Damon finally gets kills
>>8888057
what if a Loud House poster got it in /hg/?
>>8888072
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8888078
>tfw don't have time to read all that shit
>tfw bad rp
>>8888072
>Thanks for hosting!
>Congrats Ikky
>>8888034
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for this.
>>8888096
Fuck you too
>>8888062
Certainly. If Boudica was a real figure..then The King of Knights being a woman isn't that far fetched either.
>>8888099
Didn't say your rp was bad. Just pointing out that part. No one's perfect.
>>8888096
>>8888099
kill yourself yuno
>>8888072
This image should explain everything.
>>8888128
You better crash 4chan again to prevent that tragedy from happening!
NGW?
What ebin stuff should we post for the get?
just watch some fatfag furry get the 8888888
>>8888029
I did get it, thank you famo.
>>8888087
The one for the entry? Sure. I'll make a card and deliver it later when I can.
>>8888037
>>8888097
>>8888102
>>8888116
Thank you all for staying around.
>>8888052
Do you know how long it's been since I've actually rp'd? With school coming up soon I've been studying and have been too busy with too many things. The least I can still do for you all is host.
My drive to arrpee has finally died off after all this time being bhere. By no means am I retiring I just can't bring myself to arrpee which actually kinda stings a little since I love using Nagato.
>>8888134
Potato.
>>8888161
I can host again if we don't have anyone else.
Someone should quickly start a game to see if a claim grabs the get.
>>8888034
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8888072
I suppose I should thank yo-
>>8888053
Keh? What was that?
>>8888185
>I think you're in the clear.
>>8888096
It would still be a catastrophe. But that won't happen because your not going to get it. And we'll make sure of it.
>>8888181
Yes, thanks again for everything. Keep up the good work.
>>8888177
anything Loud House related
>>8888181
>Kissu
I'll be waiting for best bote to make her return. Or else the squirrel will be very lonely.
>>8888188
I can sacrifice my chances if you'd like. I never get it anyway.
>>8888181
Just enjoy the break from RPing. It may help revive your joy in it. Now get some sleep, and thank you for the game.
>>8888223
K then. New thread?
>>8888214
Sounds good to me.
Let's do this!
>>8888232
NEW THREAD
>>8888232
Yes please
(Entry post?)
>>8888232
Entry here, new thread for the game
>>8888232
do the entry here
>>8888232
New thread
>>8888124
As much as I have enjoyed our short conversation, I am afraid I will have to make it short. I have certain knightly duties that I must presently attend to.
Farewell for now.
>>8888232
New thred for entry, fuck it
>>8888257
Ypu can still rp here and there. Just don't get so into it. You have school to worry about too.