/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay "Slutty tree gods" Edition

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Now that that's taken care of, good night /erp/.

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>>8882265
...
>Presents rear as indicated.
This is silly. You're silly.

>>8882300
>Gets a spatula and scrapes his remains off the sidewalk

>>8882304
>Jibril never
It hurts.

>>8882337
You'll get one as soon as I get my Shiro.

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>>8882325
>Crashing her hips to her friend's she bumps her butt, both bottoms jiggling and bouncing about as the two collide
You're silly! And adorable!

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>>8882325

Call me week old soda, cuz I'm feeling a little flat! Ha...

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Lets go.

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>>8882339
>The resulting collision of such phat butts creates a shockwave that destroys the entire neighborhood, costing hundreds of thousands of dollars in property damage.
Adorable? Tch. Looks like SOMEONE hasn't been bullied enough lately!

>>8882342
Is it horrible pun friday or what? That's two in a row now.

>Sticks a bike pump in the bloody remains and blows Boco back up to shape.

This is only so I can brutally murderize you again.

>>8882350
Where?

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>>8882376
Y-you wouldn't bully me... And I wouldn't get turned on by that.. That'd be weird..

>>8882391
what does turn you on? asking for a friend.

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>>8882397
I think I need to update this. But here you go!

>>8882350
>that tongue action
>[sweating Intensifies]

>>8882376

Thank you ma'am, happy to be of service.

>>8882409
looking this over just makes me, i mean my friend want to fuck you even more.

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>>8882391
What's that advice I see getting posted from time to time? "Always do opposite of what DMG says" ? Hmmm...

>>8882414
Don't mention it.

>>8882409

>Kibbles/Cassie here

Where did you do the chart DMG?

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>>8882443
Here you go! I used the MSpaint to fill it out
~DMG

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>>8882436
Need my card too?~

>>8882438
Hmm... DON'T sit on my face!

>>8882465
Yeah sure, I'd love to see your card.

>>8882455

Thank you. Be on later this weekend. I'd play today yet I feel so tired I can't imagine I would be any fun. So see you then.

>Butt bump

>>8882507
>tfw you will never be a robot specifically designed to break girls
Feels bad.

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>>8882465
That's almost subtle enough for it to work.
... Almost.

Maybe next time when it's not so late over here, I'll pin you down with my ass until you feel bullied enough.

>>8882522
>Drags them off too bed.

>>8882520
I've sometimes wondered how a sex machine Ava would do here....

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>>8882472
Boop!

>>8882489
I'll love seeing you around!
>bumps butts!

>>8882522
Oh no! Don't do that! Don't claim me as yours and tease me. Then tease me for how worked up I am about it!
Go sleep silly bird.

>>8882544
I would an alien

>>8882537
I remember a long ass time ago someone RP'd an onahole with the old Sponty.

>>8882548
I'm tempted, really tempted to play her.

>>8882548
What?

>>8882544
>pulls down panties

>>8882568
Just do it

>>8882545
I don't know what it is, but I've got the sinking suspicion that the catboy is gay.

>>8882545
I think I want to use my new Ava with you DMG you gonna take hellboys virginity?

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>>8882530
>Is dragged off to bed
Aaaah

>>8882545
I might very well just do the exact opposite of that!
But fine, bye.

>Gone

>>8882579
Are you sure Anon? What if I'm not up to the task?

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>>8882580
What makes you say that? That just seems silly.

>>8882581
Not this second. I feel lazy and only wanna do quick sessions. Ava on ava session kinda take more effort, and I don't wanna be a dud in bed

>>8882583
Goodnight, cute fire bird <3

>>8882544
Who is this cute pa2t?

>>8882554
You mean the new old Sponty? Because the current one is the OG one from the /b/ days.

>>8882598
well it was worth a shot.

>>8882594
You can do it anon. I believe in you.

>>8882598
I mean, the description is convincing and all, but I just can't put my finger on it. There's just something about a trappy body in skimpy clothing that makes 'gay' spring to mind.

>>8882623
I'll make a folder then and gave her a try. But just a try.

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>>8882626
Idunno man. Ask his boyfriend. He'll tell you he's nothing but man.

>>8882650
Really? What's his name? I've got a few choice words for hi-waaaait a second...

>>8882640
Best of luck anon.

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>>8882680
Cutie named Aoi~
>Just checked his site and a new comic
I don't wannnnna crop...

>>8882709
I'll do it if you want.

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>>8882715
You don't gotta do that anon <3

>>8882738
fucking hell I bet that ass can take a pounding.

>>8882738
I've got no classes today, I'm in a relatively comfy chair, got music playing, and I'm just mellowed out enough to only feel like doing mindless things. I've got no problems doing it.

Got a link to the comic?

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>>8882747
That'd be very gay.

>>8882770
I rather do it myself. Just not this second. Thanks tho!

Whoever asked for my fetish chart I just updated it. You guys want it?

>>8882797
does it matter? I'd fuck that ass, all day everyday.

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>>8882797
Link it anyway you fagboi

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>>8882803
But... But.. that's gay!.. I got nothing aside from that.

>>8882821
http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/tagged/Murasaki

>>8882826
have you ever tried it in your ass? It isn't gay if our balls don't touch.

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>>8882831
Well, yeah my entire bottom shelf is dedicated to taking it up the butt. That isn't gay tho. Who am I being gay with? My dildo? That's dumb.

>>8882842
then how is it gay if I fuck your ass? same thing except I'm moving my hips, and no batteries.

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>>8882852
But you're a guy. And I'm a guy. Guy+Guy=gay stupid. Dildos aren't people.

>>8882881
true....okay I guess I'm gay for you.
I want that boy pussy

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>>8882891
Haha. Made you gay. Now take that cock out.

>>8882881
>#DildoLivesMatter

>>8882902
>Pulls out his thick man meat holding it in his hand.
Duhh who wouldn't go gay for you. You're just too cute Murasaki

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>>8882928
>With a wiggle of his hips he shifts the tight jeans down his tanned legs, exposing his plump little butt to anon. Slapping it with a stiff shot, letting it bounce about before leaning against a wall, presenting himself to him.
Well, go ahead. Fuck me already, homo.

>>8882904
>#OwainLifeMatter

>>8882904

He dindu nuffin'.

....Nuttin'. Heh. Orgasm joke.

>>8882958
My pleasure.
>Anon says as he places the tip of his cock on Murasaki's asshole teasing him. Before slamming his thick cock deep into Murasaki's asshole stretching it wide open, his shaft scraping against the walls of Murasaki's asshole with every thrust. Each thrust jerking Murasaki's body slamming it against the brick wall, his body slamming into it with each thrust.

>>8882902
Got room for a cock in your mouth?

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>>8883000
Yeah, it WOULD be your pleasure, homOOOOH~
>His cheeky reply was ripped from him as his tight hole was slammed into suddenly. Tightly squeezing around him as his breath slipped from him. Shaking his hips back and forth to work the cock inside of him, stroking it with his insides he breaths heavily
N-not so rough!

>>8883012
mhmm. I'm starting to crash anon. I'm going to do this session and rest up.

>>8883057
Where's that confidence?
>Anon asks as he continues moving his hips, his cock feeling Murasaki's asshole work with him, both moving at the same pace. Showing his dominance Anon places two fingers inside Murasaki's mouth teasing the cute boy, letting him feel his asshole get ravaged and offering him his fingers to suck on.
Look at you, we just started and you're already losing your mind.

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>>8883103
Holy shit a fellow demon....
>Hellboy mutters to himself in his deep rustic voice.

>>8883103

Demon senses tingling...

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>>8883107
>Suckling on the sweet fingers that toyed his mouth he couldn't help but buck his hips back, taking every inch he can of that thick meaty cock. He sighed and grinds his teeth as he clenched down on the stiff slab of meat that was deep inside of him. He bit on the finger slightly, not enough to hurt, only to let out the slight pain of his little puckering hole being used.
Sh-shut up...

>>8883159
(If you're tired go to sleep. I can wait for next time)
>Anon pulls out his rough fingers filled with murasaki's saliva and sucks on them, an indirect kiss from the two as Anon's throbbing cock continues to stir up Murasaki's insides like a blender. His thick cock repeatedly pulling out until reaching the tip and slamming back down, forcing his cock to nearly split the poor boy in half like a jack hammer with each thrust.

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>>8883199
(I-it shows does it? My coffee wore off... I'll rest up, it me up again sometime <3)

>>8883246
(hopefully soon. get some rest.)

Dead.

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>>8883398

>>8883416
>Kissus the Guu

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>>8883473
Where do you keep coming from??

>>8883501
We are many. You are but one.

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>>8883510

>>8882304
Why is everyone here such an amateur.

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oh boy I found the perfect career

>>8883741
Cute.

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>>8883741
>GJ-Bu
(One day we'll have a Shino. I know it.)

>>8883655
>the abbreviation ERP comes up in class
>for a brief moment start to wonder if the people I'm my class typefuck too

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HELP

What Ava would you like to see redeemed?

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>>8883892
There. Now you won't have to endure such a terrible fate.

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>>8883896
Still not giving up ho-
Oh. Redeemed? Iowa, so they could actually return to the threads again.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_iz8z2AGw

>>8884218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKvnQYFhGCc

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>8883896
None, I hope they all stay the hell away from this terrible place

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>>8884254

>>8883896
Bolin

>>8884272
KOBATO
WHEN
?

>>8884283
Once the High Priestess is no more the Devil.

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>>8884254
You sure are determined

>>8884305
I'm so confused

>>8884316
You don't even know

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Good morning, everyone.

>>8884326
Yes. Yes you are.

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>>8884330
Oh, don't worry, I think I do

>>8884337
Why must you tease me?

>>8884357
The High Priestess is under Judgment.
Once she is no longer the Devil.
Her return will bring you a Loli.
Otherwise you will not get nothing of me.

>>8884444
Nice get comrade

>>8884444
Those quads tho

>>8884444
Is that you, Nozomi?

>>8884444
Quads of Prophecy.

>>8884444
THE QUEST BEGINS

>>8884469
Not any longer.

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>>8884444
But who will make such a judgement

>>8884488
Just take things easy from here on out, dude. If you're the one that posted Kobato, I'm also a little weirded out by the implications.

>>8884494
The World itself.

Post butts.

>>8884488
Shame I never got to experience one of your tarot readings. It was an interesting idea

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>>8884577

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>>8884577

>>8884488
Go away ESL idiot. Stop butchering the Godspeak.

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>>8884577
>

>>8884549
Interesting. I await your prophecy eagerly

>>8884618
>Never
>Ever

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H-hi I'm Tomoko. I-I need to pee.

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>>8884549

Just a random question I was thinking about, but would it be possible to have a Threesome/Four-way/Gangbang with one Ava and several anons all working together? Or would egos and pride get in the way?

>>8884634
>Locks you in the bathroom

>>8884653
>Or would egos and pride get in the way?
Don't ask questions you already know the answer to, anon.

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>>8884653
Possible, but difficult..... But possible

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>>8884657
P-please let me out! The toilet isn't working.

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>>8884633
If you think this will demoralize me, then you're sorely mistaken.

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>>8884653
It's very difficult to do but possible

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>>8884653
(It's easier to work it out on discord and the reply times can be hefty especially if an anon drops without saying anything.)

>>8884675
You can still piss in the toilet, you dumb skank.

>>8884675
Damn you, pee teasing anon...

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>>8884697
Please I'm begging you I need to pee right now!

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>>8884676
Oh no, if anything it's just a meme at this point. I'm happy you're so hopeful, and I hope I never see it fade.
I know what it's like to yearn for someone to play your favourite character; one I'm all too familiar with.

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>>8884653
It takes some effort. Best coordination I've had with doing it was posting in a cycle of 1 > 2 > 3 > 1 > 2 and so on
Or when I co-op'd with an ava, we coordinated over Discord

>>8884653
I've had several threesomes with an ava and another anon. I liked it and I wouldn't mind doing it again. And gangbangs sounds nice.

>>8884713
Who's this?

>>8884707
If you really have to go that badly then..
>kneels down between her legs and opens his mouth wide. His tongue sways out from side to side

>>8884707
Could you do it in my mouth?

>>8884707
No, you're just teasing me with pee and then you're not actually going to pee on my face.

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>>8884736
Jill Stingray from VA-11 HALL-A
They've been played here before, but it was so long ago that I never got the chance.

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>>8884773
>>8884779
>>8884783
I-I'm not lying I really have to pee!
>Feels some pee leak into her panties.

>>8884653
Had 2-3 threesome sessions consisting of an anon and another ava; might start out a bit chaotic, but it should get better overtime.

>takes u 2 da diaper store

>>8884677
I hear you're a lesbo

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>>8884713
You won't have to worry about that. I've come too far to let anyone dampen my spirits at this point.

>>8884791
Oh yeah, Shinoa used to play her. She was definitely one of the more talented amongst us.

>>8884824
At this rate, you're eventually going to wind up playing the character before you ever see her, dude.

Which avas have huge egos without making them dislikable?

>>8884836
Ur mom lol

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>>8884831
You're going to have to try much harder than that, I'm afraid.

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>>8884815
Who toldja that? It's more like in between, I think. Cause boys are lovely, but so are girls. Hard to make up my mind!
Whyyy do you ask?

>>8884836
Mecha and Owain I guess
Still don't see the appeal of both of them but seems to have a bunch of people who like them

>>8884853
Karen isn't even best girl, though. I'm just speaking from what I've witnessed here in the threads, is all.

>>8884836
Mecha

>>8884857
Owain
Is literally not even a bad guy. Some people who surround him, are kind of shitty, but you can't blame a person for the people who choose to flock around them.

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>>8884857
>>8884869
>Mecha and Owain
>Likable

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>>8884824
So I heard, which makes it all the more painful to realise they're long gone.
I'm sure someone will come along and pick them up again, and I can have my play.
Just like someone will come along to pick Karen up, and you'll nut the hardest you ever have or will.

>>8884797
Do it.

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>>8884914
O-okay. Please don't make fun of me.
>Releases her bladder and feels the warm pee run down her legs.

>>8884836
Mettaton because he's literally unironically the absolute best, and here's 10 reasons why you too should love him:

10 REASONS WHY METTATON IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE
-He's cooler lmao
-Bots over blonde swordsmen anyday son
-He's so much cooler
-Anons are stinky lmao
-Bots are clean and shiny
-Mettaton has lots of MONEY $$$
-Mecha more like HACKa lmao
-Mettaton is super cool
-He's super super cool

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>>8884863
Them's be some fighting words, but everyone ultimately has their own preferences.

>>8884882
That pain deadens with time, my dude. And hey, since they've already been played here, your odds are looking much better than mine. We'll both make it one of these days, I guarantee. Ever stalwart. Never give up hope.

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>>8884577

>>8884939
Aw, poor baby. Feel better?

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>>8884948
Incidentally, I was just writing up my top ten reasons why I should plunge my head into the nearest deep fryer

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>>8884952
I have my alliances

>>8884948
Totally dude! Mettaton is better than everyone else. #MTT4LYFE

>>8884856
Just trying to figure out if I should use my natural
male instincts or doll myself up before I start making moves on ya.

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>>8884970
I-I held it as long as I could.

>>8884952
We had a senjo for a few days once. I'm already satisfied.

>>8885033
>literally WORST GIRL

>>8884983
Monkey is bestgirl though

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>>8884983
But snail isn't for this kind of lewd. She's only for playful bullying and sick bantz.

>>8885053
Nah dude

>>8884948
this he's literally the best

>>8885053
My negro

>>8885058
She's for playful groping, that gradually turns into outright molestation and then lewd.

>>8885043
I didn't say snake though.

>>8885078
You're right. She's fucking awful, but I'd still snake. Just wouldn't keep contact after.

>>8885084
Well yea she's a slut afterall.

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>>8885003
Well shucks, you peacock for me however you want, Pixie's glad to see whatever you wanna put on! Though I'm not sure if a guy dolling himself up means he wants buttstuff done to him or not...is that what it means? Cause I can do that, but I might need to borrow Jube's /thing/.

>>8885072
Monkey is best, undisputed
That scene where she's in her slicker and fucking shit up, mmm

>>8885106
So is cat, and she's pretty okay in my book

>>8885121
Can I fuck you Pixie?

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STOP POSTING TOMOKO YOU FUCKING FAKER
WATERSPORTS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING AND SHE ONLY EXISTS TO BE SNUFFED OUT

>>8885133
Fuck off cerbruz

>>8884948
Fuck off Shy

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>>8885129
Golly, usually people aren't so direct about it! But I guess if you really really wanna! Whatcha wanna do, Nonny boy, just the ol' bam bam thank you ma'am, or were you looking for something special?
>Wings beating a mile a minute, a pink dust starts to waft off of her. A breath of that and you'll be seeing some weird stuff...

>>8884869
>the poster child for self-loathing
>ego
sociopath meme here

>>8885233
I want some kinky stuff please.

>>8884869
>>8884857
These are incorrect

How do I take a break from typefucking? I need to study to pass, damn it.

>>8885142
>>8885221
Fuck off Fuck Off Anon

>>8885323
That specific anon doesn't exist anymore, hopefully. Cebruz is an autist, though, fuck that guy.

>>8885295
Leave all discords.
Block trash using some parental control thing using jibberish as a password.
Realize that the fun you have with typefucking will not fill the void of being unemployed or working a dead end job for the rest of your natural life.

>>8885142
>Cerbruz
Didn't he kill himself?

>>8885353
I sure hope so

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>>8885249
Being proper vague, y'know. What kinda kinky? Can't be doin' with what goes into the toilet, and I don't want to be snuffed, but anything else is good! Unless you want it left up to me, cause there's a lot of rope we can use back at my dorm!

>>8885353
>>8885335
Cerbruz is bad but Mecha is worst

>>8885371
How about you as the innocent schoolgirl and me as the horny teacher?

>>8885377
Hi Mettaton

>>8885279
How so?
Seems like Owain fits that perfectly.

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>>8885389
Cor, I think I can do that! Okay, let's get in character, Meg, gotta sell it. Gotta /be/ it...!
>She takes a deep breath in, and then relaxes, batting her lashes over her big, black eyes as delicately as she can.
You aren't gonna put this on my permanent record, are you? It's hard enough with the workload you're shoving down our throats, one little test can't bugger me up too bad, can it? I'll do aaanything I have to!

>>8885643
>My cock hardens as this cute girl does this for me.
Maybe if you show me your panties I might think about keeping this off your permanent record.

Goddamn is this place dead during the day

>>8885279
Nice job Mecha Defense Force, keep fighting to say your god isn't the worst cancer here

>>8885870
Mecha:
>does not ERP
>shitposts
>whores for (You)s
>Currently irrelevant
>pretends to be relevant
Literally Bolin/Paul tier
how can you fags not see this

>>8885918
He is the sexiest.

>>8885931
Wrong that would be Owain.

>>8885940
Owain is one ugly MOTHERFUCKER.

Post cards

>>8885940
thread sluts love mecha
discord sluts love owain
i love mecha because discord people are awful

>>8886030
Post your cock

>>8886063
Isn't that more of a /soc/ thing?
I mean if you guys are into bullying anons into posting dick pics more power to you but I don't think personal pictures are allowed here.

>>8885918
He talks with bolin all the time and spreads rumors and anon shitposts. He's also one of the reasons lupin is still brought up at all.

>>8886079
>talks with Bolin all the time

>>8886077
A lot of people have done it in the past.

>>8886079
A lot of people hate Lupin dude

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>>8886079
>Yfw Lupin is the one shitposting day in and day out

>>8886079
Can you post a few other fake Mecha lores
I like the one where he has a shitposting group on steam and is in love with Jinx and Kinx is easing helping him deal with that

>Thread up for five hours
>Zero ERP

>>8885643
>>8885675
>>8886173
I'm waiting for Pixie anon to respond.

>>8886173
People are drained, it's been a busy week for some, and the attitude around here as of late hasn't exactly been the most chipper.

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>All this Mecha shilling
The joke is there is none and it's just one desperate dude

>>8886253
Emulation and figuring out what you did wrong before.

>>8886253
By thinking of a scene, and describing it in the greatest amount of detail that you can

>>8886263
>still posting about him
yeah you seem pretty desperate

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>>8886253
>easy, just lurk for 2 weeks or more and youll be ready

>>8886253
Ask Owain.

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>>8886173
(Card posting.)
>>8886273
(Some people don't enjoy that though, anon. I think writing until you're comfortable is the best.)

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>>8886253
Hang around people in regular rp that you can't fuck til you need an outlet for lewd ideas

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>>8886229
>Pats the anon

>>8884332
>>8886329

I'm not into bara, muscleguys, manly stuff at fucking all...

...but why do I find this bird so hot?

>>8886370
That better be cum.

>>8886396
It's not.

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>>8886411
Then she's gonna have to leave.

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>>8886357
I don't know, Anon. It's a mystery.
But you're not alone, as there are others who also don't express interest in such things, but somehow still find me attractive.

>>8886450
I couldn't make it to the bathroom!

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>>8886469
We already had one of your kind piss all over our floor earlier today. We're not having another.

>>8886516
I'm sorry sir I couldn't help myself.

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>>8886529
You can help yourself now by getting the fuck outta here.

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Where are all the cute boys?

>>8886463
It's the feathers I bet.

Such colorful plumage, it attracts mates, both female AND male.

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>>8886607
Dead, like everyone else.

>>8886802
this is me irl

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>>8886793
Ah, the more you know, Anon.
I didn't think such a thing would have such an affect on males as well.

>>8886450
>>8886516
>>8886567
This should be the ERP police man imo

>>8886851
How big is birbs peenor?

BRAP BRAP BRAP
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FAP

>>8886851
That's just my guess.

Another thing might be the modesty factor. As far as bara goes, you're pretty time. Most of the time when someone mentions musclefaggotry it involves some mutant with 20 veiny biceps on the back of their neck.

>>8886939
And I have fantasies about fucking this girl.>>8884626

>>8886851
>>8886939
tame*

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>>8886862
Just be sure to call in and report any shit fetishes you may witness around these parts, fellow citizen. We can't let such indecency stand. See something, say something.

What h-manga characters do you want to see here?

Which ava do you want to see show up right now?

>>8887027
Pixie ava.

>>8887027
Whoever it was who played Panty last night so we can finish up our session.

>>8887027
>>8884791

>>8887027
Any. It's dead as fuck in here.

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>>8887027
Still not giving up hope.

>>8887027
As much as I hate to say it, Paul. He was playing Valentine yesterday but he left just as the session he was doing got good and I wanted to see him finish up with that anon.

>>8887061
wtf

>>8887027
That vampire poster that played here a couple weeks ago.

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>>8886914
>

>>8886939
I would assume that as well. I'm not one for ego or dominant behavior, nor the extreme result of overworking my body.

>>8887092
Still doesn't give me much of an answer.

>>8887139
Was she hypnotized into getting implants too?

>>8887061
THICC

>>8887107
It's big enough to satisfy your virgin little asshole.

It's not like Nintendo has an official measurement for it or something.

>>8887092
Yeah, we were talking about that last night actually. Overly dominant males quickly get shit on around here.

*post lewd picture*

>>8887139
Never really got the hypno fetish, but this awoke something in me.

>>8887178
MOAR

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>>8887178

>>8887025
Twiska from Brandish. Hell anyone of those girls would be fun to have.

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>>8887107
Then I'm not sure how much better of an answer you want if your eyes cannot reveal it.

>>8887177
I haven't seen very many of them around here, so that must be the reason.

>>8887337
>muscles
YES PLEASE

>>8887205
Who's this semen demon?

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>>8887337
Abubu?

>>8887027
Stocking

>>8887027
Ainz

>>8887027
Korra

>>8887554
I have no idea if you're actually playing these two but they're my fetish exactly.

>>8887506
I don't recall the source offhand but her name is Velvet and she's from a VN.

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>>8887554
The one on the right is ten times cuter.

>>8887778
But you're cuter than both of them.

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>>8887786
Idunno. Righty is pretty darn cute.

>>8887027
Chloe.

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>>8887833

>>8887833
But nowhere near as cute as the one I'm looking at now.

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>>8887862
Hey Suzy~ How you doing today?

>>8887867
As the one on the left? I guess if you're into it.

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>>8887778
>>8887697
Remember, no bully

>>8887882
No, not her either.

>>8887898
Why would anybody bully a cutie like that?

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>>8887898
LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS. They're so yummy!

>>8887899
Me? You're crazy. Stupid and crazy!

OH. I updated my chart. For everyone <3

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>>8887882
>>8887862
(I'm still here if you want to continue the thing 'someone' fell asleep before last night.)

So what do you guys think of /tlhg/?

>>8887918
Stupid and crazy and right!

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>>8887882
Doin pretty good! Howbout you? Get enough sleep last night?~

>>8887927
Sounds good to me!

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>>8887927
(I'm cool with it <3)

>>8887943
AND WRONG

>>8887945
I got to class. But I was very tired. SOMEONE kept me up all night.

>>8887918
>First 10 are lit up
>Anal is blue
So tell me.
What do I have to do. To get inside of that ass today?

>>8887857
Seconding this

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>>8887984
Have a dick and ask nicely~

>>8888008
Well, I definitely have a dick...so....
>Clears throat.
Pretty please with sugar on top, can I shove my dick in your ass, DMG?

Lurkers, AWAKEN!

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>>8888042
>Pressing her hands against the wall she presents her wide hips and plump rear. Wiggling her large bottom at the anon
Sure <3

>>8887918
>Handholding
You monster

>>8887027
Kuro

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>>8888073
Fuck you, I'm sleeping

>>8888095
Damn, how nice...if only it were always so easy.
>He murmurs, and steps up closer to her, hooking her panties under his thumbs, and immediately peeling them down, before giving her wide jiggling flank a firm smack, only to gently squeeze her, and spread her apart in front of him, to better see his target. Working up a bit of drool, he slowly let saliva drip into the ring, and pressed his finger tip against her tight star, slowly massaging and toying with it a bit to get it nice and loose.

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>>8887973
Poor thing! Get some coffee in you so maybe we can play a lil more!~

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>>8888073
Whyyyyy?

>>8887027
Kamala Khan

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>>8888114
Deal with it nerd. <3

>>8888151
OOu! Aren't you hands on~
>she teases as her ring is toyed with, her tight little hole squeezing down on the bit of finger that was poking into her, slowly but surely becoming wider. She shutters as it's slowly prepared to be ravaged
Come ooooon~ I want cock!

>>8888156
I-I'm out of coffee ;-;
Stop being so nice! I'm mad at you!
>Puffs cheeks out

>>8888095
(Is it okay to ask if you have a discord, I know some anons don't like it)

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>>8888235
It's on my fetish chart!
>>8887918

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>>8888229
Ayy white gurl, bring dat fat ass ova here!

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>>8888229
>Gives you a playful cheek pinch and a hot cup of Tim Horton's

>>8888255
(Is this the same Lapis who plays Garnet and a few other SU characters?)