ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite Minior col

>>8872228
(GM here, I'm fond of blue.)

(Crossposted from last thread because I wasn't watching postcount)

>>8872074
>Not even going to calc - from a leggo doggo that's OHKO.

>>8872112
>0 SpA Goodra Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Floatzel: 61-72 (38.1 - 45%) -- guaranteed 3HKO [L72 Goodra, L50 Floatzel]
>Floatzel is reeling but still going.

>>8872137
>>8872165
>She screams. Loudly.
>Floatzel drags her over the ledge and Dives - Scott gets a guaranteed-hit shot as she passes, but if this is evens then the Floatzel jets, fast, as soon as she hits the water.

>>8872228
pepsi blue

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>>8872284
Scott, PURSUIT, NOW

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>>8872228
Red.
>>8872190
Nope.
>Kal teleports them both outside of Meteor Falls.

>>8872307
>[ 0 Atk Stoutland Pursuit vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Floatzel: 196-231 (122.5 - 144.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO ]
>Floatzel hits the water, but she's out for the count and floating in the current.
>Tanya the fugitive sputters, trying to swim away still...

im gay

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>>8872373
Suicune! Get that piece of shit!
>Water doggo pursues, stepping on top of the water.

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>>8872373
>Gooey dives after her, aiming to pull her to shore and pin her down

im str8

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>>8872373
Ia, prep a Spirit Shackle!
>Spirit Shackle prepped and aimed in case it needs to be shot
>Do I get an accuracy bonus for spending so much time aiming the shot?

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>>8872373
>Scott is still on the water's edge guarding the Floatzel and ready to pounce on Tanya

>>8872410
>Not like Scott needs to at this point
>Take more notes about the Johto trio

>>8872410
>She's easy to pull to shore, despite flailing ineffectively.
>>8872411
>Well, you can pin her down once she's on shore.
>>8872482
>I'll let you take the post-number roll now instead of later.

"Fucking Plasma-loving hippie shits. I should've guessed they'd send hell itself after me."
>She tries to spit at the nearest person.

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>>8872228
>Points Red Dog at a Red Minor

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(Fug)
>>8872086
Thank you very much al
I'll put it to good use
>he takes the inflatable pool and floats away

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>>8872482
>>8872538
Alright, we got her.
>>8872548
You're lucky I like my job enough not to boot you myself.
Bitch.
>Cuff her before she pulls any bullshit.

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>>8872411
>Bump head against rock as she dives in
>Pain

>>8872548
>Swims to shore

>>8872587
That...went well, I guess.

>>8872587
"Really? I thought Catalyst or whatever those fuckwads are calling themselves let their black-ops teams pull that. Or are you gonna do what I got to do to that senile old pawn Thorpe?"
>she laughs bitterly as the cuffs go on.

>>8872538
>Floatzel's still out cold as she drifts to shore.
>The birds are similarly incapacitated - you've got hours before they come to.

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>>8872334
Alright, we're here. What now?

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>>8872548
You can leave the excuses for the judge. I'm sure they will be thrilled at the attempted bombing of law enforcement.

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>>8872652
Gotta head into the deeper parts of the cave before we can find any Bagons.
C'mon.
>Walk in.

>>8872375
>>8872450
(Same ;^)

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>>8872587
So are you just gonna... Send her back to an Unovan jail? Is that what happens now?

>>8872651
>Ollie (still no images): laugh.
Lady, this is a cop op. Catalyst ops guys would be busy making fun of you for being a fuckup.

>>8872661
Fuck you, I bet you're one of the idiots who thinks the old man was some white knight. He was a Plasma pawn!
I saw what he did, pulling that fucking frog off the rogue Pokemon list for his own use!

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>>8872696
... this is true.

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>>8872651
Yeah, yeah. You have anything of use to tell us?
>>8872693
Yep. We call that extradition.
>>8872739
...Frog?

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>>8872679
Alright, lead the way.
... the view would be better if you wore skinny jeans.

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>>8872651
...
>Scornful gaze at the sputtering criminal

>>8872748
So, what do you plan to do with her?

>>8872748
>Tanya cackles.
You didn't know THAT, now, did you!?
Arrested for trying to KILL A COP!
I was looking at the data, prepping the needles, and the damn thing DISAPPEARED off my list and out of the holding tanks!
And who's there but Old Man Thorpe, at a terminal across the hall, playing all 'aw, fucking Shuckles' like nobody knew what was in the Pokeball he was carrying!
>She laughs like a hyena.
He was a fucking collaborator! And you know what? I enjoyed doing to him what nobody else had the guts to do.

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(Test)

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>>8872806
Maybe I'll buy some if you're on your best behavior.
>He leads Hilbert through the cave and down some stairs.
They're usually around here I think.
>Rolling for if he's right and one pops out.

>>8872860
ow the edge

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>>8872693
She gets sent to an Unovan jail and wait for the trial along the other two corrupt cops and Gunderson.

>>8872696
>Note taken: possible relation between Ollie and Catalyst

>>8872739
>More notes
>Thorpe --> Frog-like pokemon (leader?)
>Strike over the above
>Tanya --> mentally unstable
Men and pokemon alike can rehabilitate, but by the looks of it, this is not the case for you.

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>>8872846
We're taking her to jail.
>>8872860
Alright. We're going to take you in now.
Sun, can you help us all back to Unova?

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Tonight seems like a good day to do some sewing
>>8872892
(Did somebody say edge?)

>>8872961
>hugs knife
Ow the edge

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>>8872953
Alright.
>Gather up the fainted pokemon in the meantime, into a neat pile

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>>8872860
>>8872953
.... um. Annie? How bad would it be if I had Nebby kinda... Remove her ability to talk? Just for a bit?
>Nebby roars, opening up a UB portal
We're gonna have to walk through Ultra Space for a bit, we won't all fit on Nebby... Sorry...

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>>8872860
>More note taking
>Reconsider the Thorpe and frogs connection
Keep talking, all this evidence will be shown at the court.

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>>8872994
>Entei is sent out.
You can put them on him, there's enough space.
>>8873002
I know you aren't enjoying this but we can't do that.
>She takes a sharp breath at the mention of Ultra Space.
Okay. Let's get this done.
>>8873022
Walker, Ollie, Gooey.
UB portal, come on.

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>>8872889
Ha, I'm always on my best behavior.
>Just gonna pretend that Turts never posted.
Hey... Desmond? That Bagon is green.

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>>8873068
Okay.
>Pile up the pokemon on Entei
Well...here we go.
>Takes a deep breath, then walks through the portal

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>>8873068
Alright...
>Walk into Ultra Space
>Plz no jellies

>>8872953
>Tanya scoffs.
Go ahead. I don't expect a fair trial from a Region infested with Plasma's maggots, anyway.
>>8872930
>That took the wind out of her sails.
W-wait, WHAT!?
They took in Gunderson!? He was the only person who understood what Unova's up against!
H-how... w-wh...
>She finally falls silent for a few blessed minutes.

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>>8873082
Well hell. It is.
>Kag conveniently blocks the exit.
>Desmond hands over a fast ball or whatever, quick ball.
>The one you use on the first turn.
Go get 'im.

>>8873068
>>8873128
>>8873132
>Ollie: follow.

So, that went pretty well.

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>>8872990
Why did you do that?
That's dangerous if you're not careful
you idiot do you want me to get worried all of the sudden?
>roll for anon to be okay

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>>8873128
>>8873132
>>8873176
>Anabel does her best mute impression as they go through Ultra Space.
>Rolling not to give away how freaked out she is.
>>8873133
Ok.
>>8873176
Remind me to pay you.
If. You still want it.

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>>8873139
Well... At least Bagons can't explode.
>Rolling to Quick Ball it

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>>8872961
Ooh ooh ooh
Can I help?
>>8873181
I got this
>get bandages

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>>8873194
Well that was easy. You want to look for any more?
They have those cool sun and moon rocks here too.

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>>8873133
He tried the coward's way out as soon the gig was up. Catalyst was faster.
>Note taken: Gunderson ---> Unknown threat

>>8873068
Well, so much for a nice beach side vacation.
>Ready to portal out along the team

>>8873190
Yeah, I'd still like cash. I'm about 20% of the way to clearing my debts out, then I can hopefully see my kid. I got some real smoking-gun documents I, ahem, repossessed from my old dead bosses, too, if you want 'em.
>Ollie seems surprisingly calm despite the whole Ultra Space thing.

>>8873181
>>8873198
>Nope anon is going to die
Ow...
My stupidity...
Tell me wife...
She was a bitch...
Ugh...
>He ded

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>>8873190
>Sun is as oblivious as always
Hey Annie, you're a Faller too, right? What was your trip through Ultra Space like?
>Rolling for how many posts until Unova

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>>8873198
Sure you can help but first let me take care of this reckless human
>adri applies bandages bandages the wounded anon
be more careful these things aren't for show and can hurt people who are not careful like you

>>8873221
Hmm... I think I'm alright. I'm growing to like the idea of becoming a... What're those trainers called? "Dragon Tamers"? It seems... interesting. I'm already half way to having a full dragon team.

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>>8873309
(DRIIINK)

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>>8873190
>Holding it well.
>>8873227
Come on.
>>8873272
The documents will be helpful. I'll pay you when we get to Unova.
>>8873283
I-I don't remember.
Bad.
Bad probably, bad.
>Rollling to keep the breathing consistent.

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>>8873190
This...is weird.
Really weird.

>>8873176
Yeah, I guess.
Nobody died.

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>>8873325
Oh. That sucks...
... Annie? Are you okay? You're breathing pretty fast... I didn't think we were walking that fast, should we slow down?

>>8873286
(Uh. Sorry this was all meant to be a jokepost to taunt HB's first post. Again sorry. ) >>8873280

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>>8873309
>>8873322
You could do it.
Gible next then?
>Check PDA.
Those are in.. Wayward Cave? Or we can try route 13 in Kalos.

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>walk off a cliff

>>8873371
(I was kinda trying to keep ic so i guess it's no problem)

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>Try to dissimulate that this is not your first time UB portaling

>>8873325
Lady?

>>8873325
>Ollie looks over. His lack of brain-to-mouth filter is not going to be helpful here.
Shit, are you okay, boss?
You're hyperventilating like I did first time I forced onto a bloody job, geez.
Let's get you outta this place, and fast...

>>8873437
(Sorry...)

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>>8873342
It really is.
>>8873350
No, no, please. It's fine. I just, don't like this place.
>>8873501
>>8873526
I'm fine, let's get out of here.

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>>8873402

>>8873561
(No it's fine don't get sad)
(It was more my fault than yours)

>>8873607
(CROAGS DO NOT REPLY TO THE TURTLE)

>>8873607
(Don't blame yourself it's more my fault for starting it. It also makes me feel more bad about myself.)

>roll to give myself enough weed to cure my anxiety

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>>8873572
Agreed.
>Ollie: keep an eye on the boss.
>>8873501
>Glance over, nod.

quacc

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>>8873758
HONK

>>8873734
(Bork or Jiji no)

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>>8873572
Okay... The exit's right there, you wanna go first?

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>>8873734
>weed: plop down on the anon
>attempt to treat anxiety
...Um. I think you're a nice person. And do not wish to vomit poison on your home.
>seaweed hugs

>>8873794
ha
>>8873805
thank
>hug the cockweed

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>>8873390
Hm... We seem to be having luck with caves. Think we'll find another green one?

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>>8873741
>She gives a smile.
>>8873796
Yes, definitely. Thank you, Sun.
>Very fast cop leaving Ultra Space at hihg speeds.

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>>8873825
No clue.
>Kalamariport there.
Let's see.
>Rolling.

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>>8873813
>pat anon
>Sludge Wave away

>>8873623
(Sorry, i'll stop)

>>8873922
>dubpat
thanks cock you a bes

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>>8873572
Starting to get sort of unsettling...

>>8873796
>Quickly steps through the portal

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>>8873851
Whoo. Glad that's over.
Should I run up copies of the papers I'm gonna hand over, and we can square up?
Maybe take a breather somewhere that's not the land of spooky shit?

>>8873623
>Croags gets in trouble
(Don't blame him. Blame turts)

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>nirie looks for a good hide the mini inflatable pool
>he inflates it and starts filling it with goo

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>>8873572
>Mental note taken: Anabele --> Ultra Space (Contain? Destroy?)

>>8873796
>>8873851
>>8873951
>>8874033
>Out comes Walker
Usually there's a lot more paperwork when handing out evidence, but I guess Anabele will skip it this time, for both our sakes.

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>>8873892
Well, let's go find a Gible.
>Rolling

>>8874086
G
O
O

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>Meanwhile in the S.S. Cactus bridge
Heh heh... lets check out that land
>Evens: Ranseir
>Odds: Almia
>Dubs: ???

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>>8874090
This one's a doozy. Looted it from one of the company's posh bolt-holes for the bosses. I wasn't personally involved in this shit, I was out in Orre, but if it keeps out of jail I'm happy to fork it over.

>He pulls a thick binder out of his bags.
And here we are.

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>>8873951
Agreed.
>>8874033
Yeah, yeah. Why don't you hand it over? I need to get the paperwork done for Tanya and write a recommendation for Gooey to join the police force.
>>8874090
Yep, exactly.
>>8874174
Thank you.

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>>8874130
>And there's your Gible.
>Kag blocks off the exit.
Go get 'em.

>>8874060
(Stop)

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>>8874149
>pushes "legitimate" Unoven ID in closet
...There is absolutely no way this could go wrong.

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>>8874174
Interesting, interesting...
>Urge to take the binder and peruse it rising

>>8874192
If you could get me relocated to an active position again I would be really thankful.

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>>8874149
>with his surprise taken care of he secretly follows everyone
hey where are we now?

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>>8874192
>( If you're one of the ancient primordial lurkers who remembers the Johto-Kanto Water Plot from way back in February, maybe March: this is the internal smoking-gun stuff detailing that little escapade. )

Read the binder now? Y/N?

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>>8874403
I'll do that when I'm done with this, for now let's all take a break.
>>8874419
(Don't worry fampai I am. Thank you for asking though.)
>Y.

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>>8874403
Yeah, Catalyst got involved. Apparently one of the bosses got a grudge going with an agent of theirs and it spiraled from there. Got all of my ex-group's Kanto grunts killed trying to black bag one Ninetales...

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hello i am shedinja and i am back
human didnt really like card i made him
what does make humans happy?

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>>8874149
Route set, heh.
>Feels a cold shiver

>>8874375
He heh, like all my plans.

>>8874417
I don't know, heh
>The memory of eelbro hulking up yesterday still very visible
Time to train, or at least try to, heh.

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>>8874192
By the way, a quick question about joining...
How much time off would I get, on average?
I have a friend who I was helping evolve, and I'm a bit concerned that I'll have no time to help him or spend time with him.

>>8874469
Yeah. A break.
>Sots on a nearby couch

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>>8874530
That depends on the human. Per example - robots do not make me happy, but I am fairly certain there is nothing on this planet that makes Colress happier than robots.

>>8874469
>The documents clearly indicate a conspiracy to poison major water supplies in Kanto and Johto, then establish a monopoly over the already-synthesized treatment and cure.
>Apparently the toxins were purged from the infected sources with significant Catalyst assistance, and at least one shipment of the treatment was openly intercepted and distributed for free in an act of vigilantism.
>Ollie's taken the liberty of annotating the notes with indicators as to which persons mentioned are dead and which may still be at large, with a cheat sheet at the end.

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>>8874533
Let's both train
I need to get stronger too

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>>8874469
Annie... Is narcolepsy contagious?
>>8874472
Catalyst?

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>>8874554
Crimes have been a lot less localized so if you're planning to stay in just Unova you'll have a month to two vacation every year.
I'm sure for a pokemon we could work you into a different globetrotting division.
>>8874564
Going to have to pass this off to the national desks... Thank you Ollie.
>Check the cheat sheet.
>>8874583
No.
Why are you asking?

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>>8874583
Yeah, N's Plasma and the legit, not-spooky-black-ops parts of Aether answering to Gladion got hitched.
Mostly because N and Gladion got hitched.
They're power players, but they're trying not to piss off any Regional governments right now and the dirt on their Admins is mostly more embarrassing than anything else.

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>>8874533
>flashbacks to an eel bench pressing half the ocean
>relization that the zap noodle could probably murder you in your sleep
...Would you like help with that?

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>>8874557
my borothers and i used to make him happy
he seems to not be as happy because of us now
i dont know why
did we break him??

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>>8874469
Thank you.

>>8874472
>Notepad: out again
>"Recheck the Catalyst/MCD connection"
>"Catalyst --> Anonymous Ninetales --> MCD (???)"

>>8874564
>Peering into the documents
Holy...

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>>8874651
Because... I snoozed off for a bit there...I thought I might have caught it from the psychic girl! I was scared for a second there!
>>8874653
Gladion got hitched...?
... who's N?

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>>8874533
>Duuubsfail
>Gask will be lucky if he gets a single level

>>8874578
Heh heh heh, you got an idea?

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>>8874683
I don't believe so. Have you considered asking him? Simply bring up the fact that he seems down as of late and mention your concern.

>>8874651
>>8874698
>Cheat sheet contents:
>"Bosses Marshall, Cartier and Darke: dead, dead, dead."
>"Former Devon CFO and former Marketing Director: Fired, but still alive and about."
>"Speaker Chorale, Unova Legislature: Dead, some fanatic got him during the Revolt."
>"General Marlowe, Unovan Army: Dead, Unovan Revolt, got teleported into a melee."
>"Grunts: mostly dead, between the Kanto Ninetales job and Orre-imported Pokemon going berzerk and killing them. No idea who's still alive."

>"Johto bolt-hole's still got things worth hocking, but burn the contents of Fridge 8. That was Marshall's."

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>>8874676
Heh heh, you're invited.
It will be a while before land, heh

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>>8874219
Well. At least my aim has been improving.
>Quick Ball the Gible

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>>8874774
N's the big boss of Team Plasma. Odd guy, word is he can speak to Pokemon and understand 'em, big on the whole Pokemon-rights thing.
Got his ass kicked a few years back and mellowed out a bit, but still not a guy you wanna piss off.

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>>8874651
I'm really more of a wanderer.
If I stay in one place too long, I start to sink into boredom and depression.
Being able to move around with the job is probably best for me.
I want to make as big of an impact on the world as I can before I die. Sort of my motivation for wanting to join.
Even if it's just a little, it's better than doing nothing my whole life.

>>8874905
I agree.
I worked on plasma's frigate for a time.
You really don't want to mess with him.

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>>8874698
No issue.
>>8874774
Pff.
>>8874830
Interesting.
I'm going to get everything settled and hand these off to the international desks.
>>8874905
>Hand Ollie last 5 digits x100 of money.
Thank you for your work, by the way.
>>8874955
I can talk to the international desk about moving you there. Getting a recommendation from chief of UB investigations will almost guarantee you the spot.

>She heads off into the IP HQ.
>Read: RPer needs a brief break because all of this is giving me a headache, will be back soon.

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>>8874800
What about we do sparring section?
Does that sound good?

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>>8874874
>Ding.
>Kro gets the ball and gives it to Hilbert.
Nice work. You wanna dig around and see if we can ding any chomp mega stones?

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>>8874905
>>8874955
Oh... Is he dangerous?

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>>8874830
>That look of someone who got a revelation
>This is going to require a lot of rewriting and ripping out parts of the notepad

>>8874905
>Note: "N becoming increasingly more active?"
>There are about two or three pages just about N

>>8874955
>Note: possible coworker --> Plasma/Catalyst enforcer (past?)

>>8874984
Later, then.

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>>8875058
Heh heh... you get the first move.

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>>8875121
>Roll to steal Sun's beans.

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>>8872228
Shiny Minor is just the best, I love that confetti cake look it has going on.

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>>8875121
Not unless you're a fucking idiot who threatens him or his new husband directly. In that case, you're fucked.
>>8875153
Hey, buddy, you okay? You kinda look like you're a little freaked out, but not in an 'oh the horror' way, if that makes any sense.

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>>8875121
His team? And zekrom?
Very much so.

>>8875153
I worked as a therapist, in case you are wondering.

(Anabel rper here. Am I being a shit or anything? Just asking for feedback.)

>>8875223
It looks like a baby necrozma

>>8875251
( GM Ray here. You're the Discord GM-crew's favorite threadfag. You are 100% not being a shit. Also feel free to confront certain other PCs about new info you've acquired if it would fit to do so IC. )

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>>8875193
>Papercut on the butt
HEY!!
>>8875232
Alright then, I don't think I would wanna threaten Gladion anyway! Gladion is cool!
>>8875244
Oh... So... Is it really something to worry about though?
>>8875251
(You're not being a shit by any of our definitions of it.)

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>>8875232
I'm fine, I'm fine
>Rips out and crumbles a few pages from the notepad

>>8875244
>Goo noises are heard
>Walker lacks a dex or any other translator.

Huxley, to Gooey: he doesn't have a dex, he thinks they spy on him.

>>8875251
(Don't let shitters get to you. Not even implied ones)

>>8875251
(birb/sord/and weed here, hi)
(you're pretty much one of the best things here right now)
(10/10, would read again)

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>>8875174
Fine don't go easy on me okay?
(He's level 50)
>nirie uses psychic

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>>8875313
...
>Attempt again.

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>>8875313
He's pretty chill, so long as you don't mess with him or his husband.

>>8875348
...
Oh. Right.
I really need to get one of them.

>>8875308
>>8875313
>>8875360
(Much appreciated.)
>>8875362
(You too. I've been meaning to interact with your characters. Hopefully I'll get a chance once I'm out of infodump hell.)
(Just have one of your characters crash through her window at some point I don't mind.)

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>>8875381
>Miss
Eh heh heh, lets go for the hard hits.
>Gask uses Waterfall

>>8875251
(SB aka Gask, aka Walker aka various other characters here, I can confirm the Discord's opinion on you. You're one of the best players in PAR)

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>Slap note about Pearl being fined for sleeping in late.
>Rolling to gain some levels on the way to the gym.

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>>8875528
>The note gets slapped on a pillow
>Silly Diamond, Pearl has been chilling at the gym for a few days now
>Didn't you read the sticky note on your forehead?
>"I'm going to the gym without you, if you aren't there in five days I'm fining you 50 billion P!"

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>>8875590
Memed again.
>Rolling to gain a few more levels on the way there.

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>>8875391
OW! Stop that!
>Swat with... something
>A napkin?
>>8875392
Ohh! Okay! That's alright then! Did you work for him or something...?

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>>8875609
>Pearl's Pokemon are all level 30 at this point, you gotta fuck ton of grinding to do to catch up
>Frogadier/Charmeleon/Azumarill/Slurpuff/Axew, I should probably update the pastebin soon

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>>8875498
>Waterfall hits
>100 Atk Swampert Waterfall vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Reuniclus: 45-54 (24.3 - 29.1%) -- 98.9% chance to 4HKO
Heh hehhhhhhh...

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>>8875665
>Good thing Dia is good at grinding.
>Rolllaaaaaan.

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>>8875733
>Bunnelby is KOed and swiftly disposed of.
>Too bad Pearl wasn't here to see how.
>Rolling for more levels.

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>>8875634
Well...not directly.
I worked for his organization, as a therapist for abused pokemon they picked up.
It was...rather rough. Didn't get much time off, was tired all the time, and viewing all the abuse got to my head.

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>>8875733
>Jeez Dia, how come you get two digits?
>>8875757
>Welp. F's out,
>Bunnelby is a shitmon anyway
>Pearl is probs just chilling at the cafe near the gym or something, pretty easy to spot

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>>8875813
>Rolling for a few more levels before he gets into town.

>>8875726
Oof that was a good hit
>uses psychic again
-nirie

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>>8875835
>Denied
>No levels for you
>Looks like Dia isn't as good at grinding as you thought
>Unless you meant lewd grinding

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>>8875905
>Yes.
>In: Town.
Peaaarl. Where are you?

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>>8875896
>0 SpA Reuniclus Psychic vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Swampert: 84-99 (50.2 - 59.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Gah!
>Gask attempts Waterfall again

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>>8875459
(Thanks. I appreciate hearing that from someone who's got a char as good as you do going. I'll throw a talking sword at your home some time.)

>notepad: equipped
>green abortion: strong preference for Psychic, which, unsurprisingly, is a psychic-type move. Not unexpected.
>giant blue water scale doggo: apparently prioritizes water-type moves over ground-type
>examine as needed
>no significant findings as of yet
>unequip notepad

>Rolling to restore that Tellyjelly gordian knot on Sun's back.

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>>8875958
Oof, another good hit
>niries uses psyshock

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>>8875928
>Wave at him from one of the outdoor cafe tables
Hey Dia! I accidentally ordered two caramel macchiatos, you want one?

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>>8876090
Caramel whattios? Sure.
>Sit down and try it.
It's okay.
>Rolling to not think lewd things.

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>>8876073
Um... Can you stop touching my back? The scar is still kinda sensitive!
>>8875779
That sounds kinda sucky! Aren't you worried you'll see worse stuff with the police?

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>>8876073
I CAME FROM THE FUTURE TO TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF
>>8876130
>roll to kickflip over sun back into the future

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>>8876076
>Gask has been knocked out
>Nirie gains 1483 EXP
Owwww...w...

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>Flappy Birb: go forth and glide around the Castelia area like it ain't no thing.

>random anon: roll to start a riot in Lumiose City because nothing happens here and some kalos plot could be fun

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>>8876155
dude
thats not how you do that

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>>8876194
>gets a revive and uses on gask
Are you okay?
Was i too rough?

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>>8876155
>Dave: land on Sun
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYY

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>>8876130
It wasn't really seeing the abuse itself that hit me.
It was the fact that it was happening everywhere, and I couldn't do anything about it. Made me feel like I couldn't make a difference, and it put me in a rut for a while.

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>>8876194
An amicable attempt.

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>>8876233
>hey did i mention my parents have officially finally said they hate me and are trying to take all my shit
>so
>whoops on not text/calling you
suck my conk dude
>>8876277
hey
how you doin

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>>8876275
>Revived
...you did good, heh heh.

(How well would an annoyingly french Clauncher roll with the fishsail people?)
(Asking for a friend.)

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>>8876126
>Congrats, you managed not to think lewd thoughts
>More willpower than me
>Roll to see if Pearl got whip cream on the corner of his mouth or whatever
Are you ready for the gym?

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>>8876345
>Kiss him on the cheek anyway.
Yeah, sure, gaylord.
What are the league's rules on weapons during gym battles again?
...
Wait. Where can I get a skateboard?

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>>8876307
>Well, fuck
>I get it tho dude, I got shitty phone snagging parents too
>Can we start a club
>"Future patricide club"
i mean
i would
but like
currently chilling in sootopolis and waiting for wallace to wake up
gotta snag his infinite lube supply

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>>8876410
DAVE
DAVE
DAVE
DAVE
DAVE

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>>8876324
Thanks, but next time we will find some wild pokemon for us to beat and train
And when you get stronger we will have another spar, but for now
>hugs gask
A hug to cheer you up

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>>8876281
>>8876307
>Strangled Sun sounds

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>>8876388
>Time to be flustered
Most definitely illegal? ... What's the skateboard for?

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>>8876410
>nah man kidnap me
>plz
>have fun like
>octcharing
maybe
ill brb
>>8876465
>help him up
>smack his butt
>fuck off
see ya

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>>8876458
Heh heh, lets beat up the local pokemon. Tomorrow.
>Get fully gooped up

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>>8876492
Roll with me. I do a sick kickflip for the leader and you get the badges while they're distracted?

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>>8876425
what
what
what
what
what
is it gym time
or lube stealing time
>you gotta wait a year for me to kidnap you man
>gotta get my car fixed and shit
>bork could probs get you a plane ticket to ohio if you wanna like
>chill with bones and wait for me or whatever
>help me, im trying to eat while triple charring
>How long until i slip up and have pearl hit on necrozma or have dave shove a hand down diamond's pants

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>>8876513
>Yelp
WHY

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>>8876326
(Everyone's good with it as far as I can tell)

>>8876521
>>8876458
>[Awkward Seaweed Noises]
Ahem. I'm assuming the two of you would like a private moment?

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>>8876534
Dia... Can you even do a kickflip?

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>>8876582
BOTH
LETS BREAK IN
>ROLL TO BREAK IN
>plz save me
>dude
>image slipups are the best tho
>still waiting for mine

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>>8876631
Obviously you don't know I have a secondary border class next to my champ status.
>Roll to do a kickflip sans board.

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>>8876634
into the gym we go
door kicking is a go
maybe this fucker will actually be awake this time
>heck, are you down for living with bones
>could probs pay to move you on down to ohio
>i mean I personally cant unless I sell my soul or do corner work or some shit but like
>discord's willing to
>make your bets, what kinda slip up is it gonna be

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>>8876653
>Pearl chuckles
Dia, that's not a kickflip. How about... You distract them with a striptease and I get the badges?

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>>8876786
HANDS UP WALLACE
GIVE US THE LUBE
>maybe
>i still need to try and get some money out of my parents before i leave
>fukin
>probably gonna flirt with dave as gladion knowing me

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>>8876600
>>8876513
>Confusion

>>8876521
Hahah yeah, sounds fun
Especially with you
>>8876612
No, it's fine it's just a hug
Don't worry al we are not doing anything here
-nirie

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>>8876836
Why don't we cut out the middle man and just kill the gym leader?
I mean we're already breaking the law... What are they gonna do arrest us?
...Would Dialga and Palkia break us out of jail?

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>>8876888
>A birb wanders up.
Hi. I don't understand this human thing either.

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>>8876868
dude dude
you gotta
>finger guns
wheres the lube wallace
>yoink the money and gtfo
>party at bone's house
>i already got dibs on the attic so like
>attic party woot woot
>rip tho
>dave's worst nightmare - being hit on by his brother

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>>8876888
>>8877010
>Observe.

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>>8877010
It's... Really confusing.
...
So...who are you?

>>8877032
>Suspicious squint

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>>8876904
Geez Dia, they won't let us do the League Challenge if we just go around killing gym leaders. Kinda kills the point of The Challenge if we can't finish it.
I think so. Probably. We still have rooms at the Spear Pillar, right?

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>>8876513
>>8876600
>>8876888
>>8877010
>Take notes
>"What -> What -> What -> Seriously, what"

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>>8877018
>sparkles descend from the ceiling
>the smell of chlorine and lilac fills the room
>Wallace emerges from an explosion of rose petals and Bad Druddigon coupons
Helooooo deary~
Just what are you planning on doing with those DIVIIIIINE little finger guns?~

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>>8876888
>>8877077
It is confusing... I'm not sure I know what happened...
>>8877082
Oh! That was Dave! At least... One of them! He's our resident time traveler from the future!

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>>8877018
BUT I-
>>8877104
>PUNCH HIM AS HARD AS LEGINDARILY POSSIBLE

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>>8877146
>Wallace: Is dead
>Fab as fuck
>But still very, very dead

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>>8877077
I'm Ruffles! I'm an Archen, and I live over at the Virbank radio station.
What's your name?

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>>8877104
fingerbang
duh
>Attempt to stealth snag a bad druddigon coupon
anyway we
>>8877146
hoyl shit
i guess that works too
>yoink the badges
okay lets go find the lube
>>8877181
>he's being dramatic
>just unconscious

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>>8877181
>GRAB HIM BY THE LEG
>THROW HIM AT A WALL
>>8877228
OKAY
WHERE WOULD IT BE

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>>8877181
SENZU BEAN!
>Roll to bean with bean.

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>>8877110
Time traveler?
What?

>>8877200
I'm gooey.
Nice to meet you, Ruffles.
...
What program does the radio station broadcast?

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>>8877242
nec plz
stop torturing the gay
i dont wanna summon siebold
hell whine about dibs and shit
uhhhh lubes probably in his room
lets go
>drag the nec off to wallace's room

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>>8877181
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT.
>Good news: you're not dead.
>Bad news: Not dying hurts.
>>8877252
THANK YOU VERY MUCH NOW PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR OWN TIMELINE OR DIMENSION OR WHEREVER.
I HONESTLY DO NOT KNOW, THAT'S FATHER AND PALKIA'S BUSINESS.

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>>8877242
>Watch

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>>8877279
ok.
>Roll to bean deer god.
>Am-scray.

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>>8877265
AWESOME
WHERE THE LUBE AT
>>8877279
>ROLL TO RESIST URGE TO THROW GAY DEER

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>>8877228
I can still do this bitches! I-

>>8877242
>am dead
>very very very very dead

>>8877252
>Wallace: Be beaned
>not the first time
Ugh! Not even a balsamic vinaigrette? Psh.

>>8877279
Wait wha-
>[Effeminate shrieking]
>[Sounds of bones un-snapping themselves at the speed of gay]

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>>8877263
They work with people called Catalyst! My human friends are Admins! That means they're in charge but still have bosses I think.

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Hm. I have to get some work done then.
>Head off.
>Open up files on a certain ex-champion.
>Rolling to dig up some dirt.

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>>8877110
>Note: "Time Travel --> Random acts of violence"
Resident?

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>>8876889
...Riiight. I'll be in the closet if you need me.

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>>8877279
>>8877307
>>8877312
Utterly
Fucking
Fabulous

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>>8877307
>Gets thrown.
STOP THAT.
>>8877312
DON'T WORRY. IT WILL ONLY HURT A MINUTE... FIFTY NINE... FIFTY EIGHT... MY APOLOGIES...

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>>8877348
>Last known location is somewhere in...
>Dubs: Kalos.
>Evens: Unova.
>Odds: Orre.
>Dubfail: No clue.

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>>8877312
Weak. I could have done it better, mon Cher. Nobody likes a screamer.

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>>8876889
Heh heh... not yet.

>>8877393
That's a damn dirty lie, frenchie.

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>>8877312
yeah uh
im just gonna
>>8877307
dunno
probs his bedside table
lets check
>check

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>>8877391
>Orre.
Hm... Let's see if we can make him an offer.
>Rolling to find a number,

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>>8877389
NO
>>8877422
HOLY SHIT
THATS SOME LUBE

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>>8877365
Well bye then
>>8877402
Well
What do we do now do more hugging or go to a more private place?

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>>8877389
>pop up like the world's frilliest pop-tart
No worries deer-y! This isn't the first time I've had a burly ebony gentleman get rough with me!~

>>8877393
Psh. You'd scream too, if you went such a washed up skank.

>>8877422
Now, where were we honey child?~

>>8877434
But I neeeed that darling?~

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>>8877353
Yeah! He's from Alola, and he's the only time traveler we can actively talk to!
>>8877263
Yeah, I guess he's from a few years in the future? I'm not sure, it was kinda hard to follow!

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>>8877322
Catalyst?
I could have sworn I've heard that name somewhere...
Are they that group made up of plasma remnants?

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>>8877428
There we go. Desmond.
>Call him up.

>>8877462
>>8877473
That...seems a little far fetched.
Did he get help from Dialga or something?

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>>8877393
That's a lie
If you scream when you discover the one you were flirting was a girl i image how much you would you cry if you were on his place

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>>8877406
Ah, my bad, allow me to correct myself: nobody likes a shrieker.
>>8877455
I know how to save my voice, mon Cher. Please close your mouth, I can smell the fish all the way over here.

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>>8877462
>Furious scribbling
>"Alola --> Time travel --> Celebi or DIalga's second home ?"

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>>8877485
>Ring ring.
>Unknown caller.
Ugh.
>Pick it up.
Hello?

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>>8877516
SIEBOLD, I AM SURE THAT YOUR LAST PARTY DID NOT INVOLVE NEARLY SO MANY BROKEN BONES AS PART OF THE FESTIVITIES.
>>8877455
I AM QUITE AWARE. ONE OF MY FAITHFUL WAS PRESENT AT THE LAST PARTY SIEBOLD THREW.

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>>8877434
well fuck
>grab as much lube as he can carry
quick dude
lets go before he tries for a three way
>>8877455
just leaving
bye

>>8877516
Also a dirty lie.
I like 'em loud.

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>>8877536
OK
>GO
>holy shit theres like 60 characters here why

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>>8877473
I think so? Friend John has Plasma pants and boots.
There's another group that had pieces that joined them I think? I don't remember who though.

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>>8877526
Mr. Desmond? Surprised this number worked.
I have an offer for you if you'll go turncoat on Catalyst.

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>>8877545
Be sure that it is crystal compatible lube.

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>>8877516
>psh-s internally
Saving for what? Not like anyone can here you over how loud that outfit is hashtag basic bitch.

>>8877532
Niiiice~

>>8877545
(Because Skitts told me to, Seibold felt a disturbance in the Gay, and the Gay Pride Deer can't let one of his servants die that easily)
>>8877536
Caaall me~

>>8877545
fuck off stop whining