86th edition of the grab bag games. I'll need 36 of you to get this thing started.
-Keep names short
-State gender if Ambiguous
-Any and all duplicates of any sort will be skipped over
-Have patience and have fun
>>8849639
Ruby Gloom
>>8849639
Rika
Inkling
Reigen Arataka
Len
>>8849639
Suz
>>8849639
Plague Knight
>>8849639
Damon Gant
>>8849639
HG's Actual Problem
>>8849639
THE BATH
Sanae Kochiya
>>8849639
Nyuu
>>8849639
Astaroth
Marie Bell Breguet
>>8849687
Retard*
>>8849639
Ginshi Shirazu
Freeman's Mind
Odin Arrow
Anime chick with Horsecock
YoRHa No.9 Type S
IIDA TENYA
>>8849639
Emi
>>8849639
Cinnamon Roll
Mamiko Oumae
Oxe
Maggie Lacivi
Furry porn
>>8849699
Excuse me, there's some Pocky in your dicky
Elias Ainsworth
The Player
>>8849639
Skeleton
>>8849687
>>8849693
This
>>8849639
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
Eggmn-kun
>>8849639
Sundowner
>>8849732
That's probably best. Burnout is a major killer of fun. Don't let it kill yours.
>>8849742
Eggman-kun*
>>8849739
>Guess again.
A couple more please
Aikawa's stalker sounds psychotic.
>>8849724
cocky*
God. At least make it rhyme
>>8849639
Shōta Magatsuchi
>>8849639
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8849739
>>8849774
My beautiful, perfect daughter
>>8849781
it did rhyme, it just wasn't a perfect rhyme.
>>8849690
Oi! Remember when you told me about feeling stuff in my sleep? Well, I definitely felt something! What the hell was going on when I was out!?
>>8849774
Dale Cooper
>>8849793
Do you ever masturbate with her socks?
>>8849793
>kissu
Grora
>>8849784
I'm not bored of rping nor hosting, I barely even host that much.
>>8849774
Irotsuki
It's Hitler's birthday tomorrow.
>>8849755
Funny thing is, even up until a week ago I didn't feel any sort of burnout at all. It just hit me all at once.
5 minutes for any requests.
>>8849784
Wasn't me.
>>8849780
There's nothing psychotic about being in love.
>>8849784
: l
>>8849834
Its also weed day along with the columbine massacre. Happy 4/20!
>>8849783
>>8849727
>>8849839
Swap this.
>>8849829
kys aussa
>>8849839
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>8849839
Swap
>>8849735
>>8849786
>>8849834
>More importantly, it's 4/20
>>8849839
...I want a different district.
>>8849856
We will never have a "Hitler on a killing spree while high during his birthday" game.
>>8849857
Thank you
>>8849839
Are you sure you wanna let some of these guys in? I have my doubts that they'll make this any fun.
>>8849732
Asgore.
>>8849839
I don't think that last one was an entry
>>8849839
Let's have some -real fun!
>>8849839
Nyuuu!
>>8849839
>>8849879
Uhm...Y-You could t-take mine..if-if you would like.
>>8849784
Len doesn't even rp
>>8849839
Bring my wife back from the dead
>>8849819
No.
I limit myself to washing, folding them and nothing else.
>>8849815
Oh it's you... Humm... Shirazu, that's it?
You never had a sleep paralysis before? I told you not to freak out jeez....
>>8849839
Now that my luck has returned I'll definitely win! Let's go!
>are there any Sundowner avas yet?
>>8849912
District seeding is a no go famo. Besides, you have a dickgirl in your district.
>>8849953
we had one long long ago, in the ages of /b/
>>8849954
You s-say that like i-it's a good thing.
>>8849912
...Christ. Nevermind, my district doesn't look as shitty when compared to yours.
>>8849944
>Touches the sock.
>>8849839
I guess that long period of silence was a sign for me to go on ahead.
>>8849982
There was no way for me to tell m8. I've seen a lot of silly entries.
>>8849938
Depends on who that is.
>>8849947
Don't forget your ex-cell mates name like that. It's fucking rude! You don't hear me getting your name wrong, now do ya?
>he tilts his head and rubs his chin
I don't remember losing my legs during my sleep, so I doubt it was sleep paralysis. Did you let one of your demon friends in or something?
>>8850037
Irisviel von Einzbern from the hit light novel Fate/Zero and/or Aizawa Nagisa from the failure of an anime Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>8850037
Nice play.
>>8850037
You see this? This is why I only trust demons I personally summon.
>>8850037
>Plague Knight repeatedly bangs on the inside of the locker.
I'm supposed to be on the OTHER side of this! Hee!
>>8850037
how come i didn't get to be a part of that snackbar
gosh
>>8849944
>The Inkling waves at the woman
>>8850037
That ain't a wound, dipshit!
>>8850037
>>8850037
DAMN RIGHT! I KNEW LADY LUCK GOT BACK TO HOOK UP ONCE MORE!
>drives like a crazy, blasting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw
>>8850037
No big deal. It'll heal soon.
Should I RP today?
>>8850061
Hey Kamina can I ask you something
>>8850037
Well. That's one way to solve a problem.
Aikawa's stalker goes a little too far.
>>8850061
You're talking to the wrong person then.
>>8850106
I was asking if that image you posted was an entry or not.
>>8850122
Don't force yourself if you're feeling up for it.
>>8850122
RP is for fags.
>>8850037
i'm going to use it for magic, n-not for something else.
.
>>8850038
Losing your legs? Who talked about that?
>sighs.
I didn't see anyone else, I just got angry and had a little snack... No big deal. If you felt something dark pressing you against the cot it was me. You felt asleep again pretty quick after that by the way.
>>8850033
>punches the face
>>8850078
>The inkling receives an audible high-five
>>8850148
*Not feeling up to it.
What the fuck, me?
>>8850132
Which stalker?
>>8850173
Don't look at me, nigga, that was your fault.
>Me
>>8850172
>>8850172
Mother fucker! Didn't anyone tell you not to aim for the face? Ow....
>>8850183
I admit it was a bit extreme but I really needed those points.
Can't afford to sink in the dephts of the leaderboard.
>>8850132
Hey, hey! How'd you learn how to shoot a gun like that? Yer definitely not good at it, but I can't believe ya got trigger discipline.
>>8850171
That's what sleep paralysis is. Ya go limbless in yer sleep. That's why the word paralysis is used, duh.
>he grips his chest
Wouldn't have been a big deal, but why the hell are you holding me down? I told you I don't have food, dumbass.
>>8849979
>>8849982
>>8849987
>I'll start making a folder then.
>>8850132
Oooo, that might have left mark.
...On the door! Hah hah!
>>8850183
Allahu snackbar
>>8850132
Oh you know, just killing people.
>>8850187
The one that committed suicide on the previous slide.
>>8850224
Have fun, big guy
>>8850132
T-thank you! That was a close one...
>Ahri sighs.
>>8850272
>Startled fox noises
How do I use this thing?!
>>8850272
Oh okay, yeah that was a real entry.
>>8850247
Why are you such a fucking faggot?
>>8850272
wait
shit
come back and kill me please
>>8850272
Who took it outta the bath and put it in a locker?
>>8850272
I don't have time for idle chatter. I have places to be and losers to kill.
>>8850037
>maybe there won't be so many psychos here
>this is nice and quiet
>>8850272
>YES, YOU SHOULD HELP ME
>I AM GORDON FUCKING FREEMAN
>So... you know any tricks?
>>8850327
Vert You Lol........
>>8850327
Ummmm, excuse me Host. But I believe you're missing something in your post.
>>8850222
>she smiles smuggly
You're really one of a kind, are you?
Well, don't think too much about it. If it's any consolation, it was the best stuff I ate in that damned jail.
Have you had one last interview with the guards before they threw you out too?
>>8850304
Don't talk to me unless you want a bullet in your head cunt
>>8850361
>Plague Knight wakes up with a massive headache and a dent in his mask.
...But all I did was ask if they were real! Hee hee hah!
>>8850360
Not him but I want a bullet in my head
>>8850361
Only one death today and it's a stupid one.
>>8850348
>>8850353
>>8850377
>wipes sweaty brow nervously
>>8850359
Whaddya mean? That stuff we ate wasn't too bad. The rice pudding was acceptable. As for the guards, they told me to have a nice life and then to fuck off, to which I responded with beating one of them. Was I supposed to have some sort of sit down with 'em?
>>8850361
You guys smell what I'm smelling? I'm smelling some kinda fox-human hybrid and death, Whaddya think of it?
>>8850423
Police are deathly afraid of shotas.
Seeing all of you hide under tables and forget to check your weapons and ammo is getting a little old. Shape up or ship out.
>>8850460
Ah! This may come in handy if I have to stab someone...or, chop some onions!
>>8850361
>Sneaking up slowly, it looks like she may be too late to stop him, but with a swift motion, she cracks Skeleton over the back of the head.
D-Did I do it? Are you okay?!
>>8850423
>Ahri taunts the cops while they're too afraid to approach.
Ha! What's that I smell? Is it bacon?
>>8850460
>The kitsune hides very well, regretting her choice to provoke the cops...
>>8850460
Why'd that asshole have to show his face!? I was gonna have myself a good time!
>>8850460
Four of you decide to sit down and play a little game. Unfortunately for one of you it's aso your last.
>>8850361
>I'm calling the cops on you bastards
>you all are crazy!
>just stop killing eachother, or I'm going to kill all of you!
>>8850423
>meep meep meep
>>8850460
>Alright! Fine! I'll help!
>Only because you helped me against one of the other psychos in this loony bin
>this is bullshit, I'm a physicist, I shouldn't have to deal with this
>>8849656
>tfw game
Well yeah, it would be easier, I just kinda wanted thaaat specific one...
Oh, do you think one of mine would fit you?
>>8850510
>yeah I didn't think there were any other MIT phd grads here
>as usual I'm the smartest guy in the room
>>8850529
>kiss
>>8850510
I've never used one of 'em before. Yer lucky I'm not giving this my all, or you'd have been shot with something else.
>>8850524
Who're you calling a psycho, shit stain?
>>8850447
I heard some where asked to pick up a soap or whatever before leaving. Good thing you beat one of them for me. I mean, I would have done it myself, but when your tummy growls you don't have much choice... Can't believe you've liked that rice, it tasted like bleached corn.
>>8850510
Well, i'm a mage, that guy with the mask is a "knight", and... some girl, just like a rpg party or something
>>8850510
The death toll needs to climb and it needs to do so quickly before my patience runs thin.
Night 4 was filled with everybody searching for something and today is filled with another Russian roulette game.
Someone tell me I don't have to stay in this room
>>8850578
You must travel north, to the kingdom of Boletaria, where must seek the power of a mature demon's soul and a power beyond imagination.
>>8850574
That's a little better.
>>8850578
You can leave the room, just don't leap off the goddamn balcony.
>>8850510
>Ahri kicks in a door, scanning the room.
If you see any, remember, they're Mine now...
>>8850574
...She lied to me... Shame. I liked her...
>Stepping over the girl, Ahri continues on her way.
>>8850548
>>8850574
Erm...yes, thank you. Now, leave me alone!
>>8850627
nice
>>8850510
Back off, Arrow. That kill is mine. Now make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.
>>8850562
I've picked up a buncha soap before. I don't see why that's something to concern myself with.
What's wrong with bleached corn? I'll have you know it's fucking delicious! For a freak yer pretty picky with what you eat. Be thankful yer not dying in a hospital right now.
>>8850574
You fuckers are really sturdy for humans.
>>8850636
So what's with that lab coat yer wearing? Ya some kinda nerd?
>>8850636
KA-CAW! Hah hah hah hah!
>>8850627
I love you Aikawa :3
You should leave Yuno, she's boring.
>>8850556
>crap did I say that out loud?
>I hope he doesn't start bugging me about it
>screw it I can kill him anyway if he tries something, I've done it to an entire marines deployment, I can do it to you too
>what was I thinking about again?
>right the likelihood of another MIT phd graduate coming here.
>it's probably next to zero
>I would be surprised if any one of these morons graduated any university
>wait they could have gotten a media degree
>>8850574
>I'm not scared, I know just how to spin the chamber.
>As long as it gets rid of one of them it should be fine
>>8850636
>Oh god both the crazy people who tried to kill me are around me!
>Stay back dammit!
>You don't want me to show you what happens when you mess with the freeman!
>>8850636
Too many of you keep deciding to hide instead of progressing this game forward.
Freeman is not in the right state of mind apparently. Ophis vs Damon.
>>8850636
>Ahri jumps in surprise, then slowly closes the locker door.
>It doesn't close properly due to the mutilated corpse in it, and it takes some awkward hip checking for the lock to engage.
Let's just... leave that there, shall we?
>>8850686
Yuno, is that you?
>>8850686
Aikawa is a playboy.
He will never for one person, especially you.
>>8850701
>YEAH I'M A SCIENTIST
>I MIGHT NOT BE A CHEMIST BUT I KNOW MY GOD DAMN CHEMISTRY
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
>alright that's one less freak to worry about
>>8850701
Lunch time and Len is still alive just as planned.
>>8850687
Hey! What's with that look on yer face!
>he walks up to freeman and gets uncomfortably close to his face
Ya think looking at me like that's gonna make me back down? Ya think I'm a punk kid that'll listen to whatever you say just because yer some important guy, doncha?
>he shoves freeman
Tch. Don't get any ideas, prick.
>>8850701
Hey, thanks, kid. I'll buy you an ice cream cone or something as payment.
>>8850761
Ya better have some trump card if ya plan on killing me.
>>8850661
...Damn I wonder how I managed to survive one full night with you.
Just listening to you is making my head ache... Do you even have friends?
>she takes out a cheap american beer and starts drinking to ease out the mental pain.
>>8850761
Violence escalates after the feast!
>>8850761
Who's chopping onions in the middle of the feast? Seriously...
>>8850761
>uhh yeah, you can all go
>I'll just stay back and wa-
>yep, that's what I thought, a chick getting shot, and 6 of them fighting to the death.
>atleast I don't have to kill any of them, they got that covered
>>8850761
>>8850803
...I blame the cat. Keh...
>>8850701
>Anyone coming to the room afterwards would think someone set off a small bomb. Nothing was left unbroken.
>Even the wall clock above the door has a fist mark in it. Meaning she had to get a chair, stand on it, and then punch it.
>Girl's dedicated if anything...
>>8850761
>Apparently in a blind rage, the kitsune assaults Odin. She doesn't notice plague knight coming to help though.
>Only one team wins.
>Oh my.
>>8850803
>Ahri does not win.
>Damn it!
>>8850803
FFFFFFFFFFFF
>>8850798
Course I do! Do you have friends? I bet ya don't! Acting like a bitch to me when I've been acting civil this whole time. It's like you wanna pick a fight with me! I'll tell ya right now, I ain't some normal human! I'll knock yer damn socks off!
>>8850803
What's gotten into ya!? If yer gonna kill me, then kill me without making it hurt! Jeez...fucking kids nowadays.
>>8850803
Oh. Final 2 apparently.
>>8850861
that's better
>>8850861
The SWAT unit decides to wrap this up themselves.
>>8850788
>man what the hell did I ever do to deserve
>the universe must be still conspiring against me
>I wish I still had my shotgun, then this moron would think twice about getting in my fucking face
>>8850803
>DON'T TOUCH ME FREAK
>YOU TRIED TO KILL ME EARLIAR
>>8850861
>YEAH THANKS A LOT, I SAVED YOUR ASS
>TEACHES ME TO HELP ANYONE
>OH GOD IS THAT A BO-
>>8850898
Well done Ocelot you emerged victorious, even if you snitched.
>>8850920
Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting.
>>8850898
>>8850920
What a bastard. I ain't saying congrats to him. Thanks for hosting. I'm at least grateful for you.
>>8850902
I get the feeling yer saying some choice things about me in yer head. That's fine, but I want you to know that if you ever do what you did in the arena, I'll kill ya.
>>8850920
6 kills in 34th place. Very nice.
>>8850957
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8850957
Thank you for your time
>>8850920
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8850957
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8850957
And here is the summary for that one kind fellow.
>>8850854
>she doesn't even flinch and keeps on drinking.
Just you try and that sleep paralysis will feel like a literal paradise in comparison of what I'm going to do...
So annoying...
>drinks again and notices his fangs
So annoying that... Hey! Tell me Shirazu... You aren't human, are you?
>>8850920
>>8850957
I didn't win but I really owned the place this time.
Thanks for the game
>>8850957
Haha! What a fucking loser.
>>8850920
>>8850957
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8850920
Congrats to the winner. Better luck next time, Odin.
>>8850957
Thanks for hosting.
>>8850920
Congratulations!
>>8850957
Thank you for hosting!
>>8850957
Congrats to the winner.
thanks for hosting.
>>8850957
Nyuu.
>>8850945
>>8850954
>>8850963
>>8850983
>>8850985
>>8850987
>>8850990
>>8850993
>>8850995
>>8851002
>>8851051
Anytime. I need to get started on these wincards before I fall too far behind and I need to get started on writing my own code but I just can't seem to gather the motivation for it.
I'll try to host again after I eat something,
Who's hosting next?
And no I can't host.
>>8850987
Huh? Technically no. I got surgery to turn myself into a Quinx. What's it matter to you what I am?
>>8851060
Take yer time, host. Some of us ain't in any hurry.
>>8851083
A host
>>8851060
If you want, I can host now.
>>8851051
pee on the floor
>>8850783
post Sonokawa nudes
>>8851093
Nyuuuuuuuuuu.
>>8851060
Eating something is a good idea, you don't have to host again if you don't wish to.
>>8850920
>>8850957
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8851107
>>8851092
I would not object
>>8851060
Eating something is a bad idea, you do have to host again even if you don't want to.
>>8851088
A Quinx? What's that, a fancy word for zombie?...Mhh anyway.
Ever heard of the upcoming factions games?
>she idly puts a beer can in his direction.
>>8850954
>STOP READING MY MIND
>ARE YOU ONE OF THE ALIENS
>NO I DON'T ANY BULLETS, COME BACK LATER FOR YOUR FREE SAMPLES
>>8850957
>You fuckers rank this?
>Oh boy I got bronze in a psychopathy contest.
>I feel so great.
>>8851131
Nyuu?
>>8851138
Alrighty, I'll make a new thread, tell me how much while I set it up?
>>8851161
Oh no another Pandemonium shitter
>>8851191
The battle is won before it has even begun anon.
Not my fault you don't have any management skills
>>8851190
36 sounds good
>>8851190
3 or 4 should do
>>8851191
>>8851208
>>8851088
>someone is playing based sharkbro
Goddamit I wish you could've been around earlier.
>>8851233
Shutup Souda
>>8851102
She doesn't have any nudes.
I wish she did...