/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General This image Edition Ot

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Op... you monster

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2nd for beeb salto

Any /u/ of Mae and Bea?

Also is 4chan acting up for anyone else? I keep getting file no longer exists notifications when that's not true.

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>>8849642
I'm not the kind of faggot that keeps pictures of girls holding hands on my computer but I got this.

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>>8849585
I know the meme you're trying to push, faggot. You make a shitty picture and give it a goofy name to try and push it as a meme.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF

>>8849850
rude 2bh

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I LOVE
THIS
CAT!!!!!
IT HURTS

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>>8849850
What are you talking about anon.....

I'm not doing that at all.....

>>8849895
Faggot

Fuck/marry/kill/befriend/bully:
Mae
Lori
Selmers
Bea
Jackie

>>8849981
Fuck
>all
Marry
>Selma
Befriend
>all

>>8849981
fuck lori
marry selmers
befriend bea
kill mae
bully jackie

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>>8849981
Fuck Bea
Marry Selmers
Kill Mae
Befriend Lori
bully Jackie

>>8849981
fuck lori
marry selmers
kill jackie
befriend mae
bully bea

I want Molly to rape Gregg.

>>8849981
Marry Mae
Bully Lori
Fuck Selmers
Befriend Bea
Kill Jackie

>>8849981
kill you for making this shit post again

>>8850076
>>8850130
>kill jackie
how about you kill yourself, maebeafag

>>8850175
But I don't want mae and bea together, I just don't like faggot tranny antifas lmoa

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>>8849981
FUCK: Selmers
MARRY: Beatrice Santello
KILL: Mae
Befriend: Jackie

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Mae, quit touching yourself!

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>>8850232

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>>8849678
>Not hand holding

>>8850273
wait just a fucking minute friendo is this a fucking homestuck reference

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Remember, ignore and report shitposters. Do not give them the attention they seek. It's our responsibility to keep this thread pure. Replying to them actively and irreversibly lowers the quality of this general. We must all do our part.

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hey, someone draw this image with Gregg x Angus and Mae x Bombshell with Bea looking at the camera

>>8850288
...No?

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>>8850288
Stop projecting your history with shitty tumblr comics you faggot

PLEASE
PLEASE
Kill yourself
and NEVER fucking come back to this thread again.

This is your LAST and ONLY warning you dumb nigger

>>8850745
>Posting homosuck
You should leave with him.

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Candy is CUTE!

>>8850842
prove it

>>8850850
I already did
there isn't a lot of good art of her though

>>8850842
Can we get more Candy smut?

>>8850867
>claims to be cute
>yet has no good art
heh
just what i thought kid

>>8850842
Her daughter is a FAT LOSER!

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>>8850910
>no porn of cutest character

>>8850922
Do you think Mae would have been happier if she had just had enough exercise and a healthy diet, instead of sitting in bed eating pizza?

>>8850971
I've always thought of her being as "fat" as she is due to the whole "I sat in bed for 2 years straight only eating entire pizzas at a time" thing, but I guess she is just kind of lazy too
So probably

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>>8850922
no she also is cute, she takes after her mom's cuteness

>>8850971
That isn't really how depression works

>>8850745
You posted the comic
I was trying to secure that it was never posted in this general

You played yourself

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>>8850874
this

>>8851201
That's how I imagine Mae looking too, just shorter

>>8851370
Mae has skinny arms and legs. She just has a belly. Her mom is full on thicc though for sure.

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I know how much you love OCs.

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>>8851543

>>8851543
That's dick is plastic and sideways.

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>>8851557

>>8851201
I haven't really thought much of Candy, but I would like to see more lewds of her. I like seeing a more realistic looking MILF.

>>8851557
>not "go legally braindead from choking on my entire ass"
J
O N E
B

>>8851573
>when the in-game models look better than that

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>>8851543
>>8851557
>>8851573

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>>8851543
>>8851557
>>8851573
>that dick
>OC
>no idea how vaginas work
>has to put highlights on everything because the shading is in black
>dude textures lmao
Reeks of edgy 14 year old furfag t b h

What do you think Mae would have majored in, if she had stayed? What about Bea?

>>8851660
Hmm, I can see Mae interested in the scientific fields, but I don't know if she is committed enough to get a STEM major. Bea would probably do a more conventional major like communications or business, or maybe an art major, but I don't know if she's really the artistic type.

>>8851660
>What do you think Mae would have majored in

EATING GATOR PUSSY

>>8851894
Bea doing business or something is perfect, but Mae in science? She says to Candy she's bad at numbers or math or something. Given her research into PS's past, maybe she'd have done history?

>>8851660
[spoiler]GEOMETRY[/spoiler]

>>8852089
Yeah, I figured that she would hate math so I assume she would never commit to getting a STEM major. Despite that, I still think she has a great interest in science. History doesn't seem so far off either; I considered that at first, but I have no clue if she is interested in that subject at a college level.

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nightly reminder that this fox is a bad friend and bea is objectively superior
>hey mae let's go fuck shit up
>hey mae let's go fuck shit up
>hey mae let's go fuck shit up
>wow mae, just grow up already, stop trying to make me fuck shit up IT'S NOT WHO I AM ANYMORE

>>8850232
>>8850270
I haven't played this yet. Is her touching herself some plot point?

>>8852761
no but her computer is fucked up at one point and it's implied that downloading porn made it fucked, and so people think she's a nymphomaniac for having porn

>>8852745
I agree. That line really pissed me off. Also, his childish reaction to Mae's story about what happened at college was bullshit. Bea acknowledges she has issues and wants to help her seek mental help. Gregg just says he would have kidnapped her to rescue her from college. That's it. That's Gregg's brilliant solution.

So fuck Gregg. And by that, I mean, I would still literally like to fuck Gregg.

>>8852745
Well that ruined the Gregg route for me. To be honest, out of the four main characters, I relate to him the least. Bea seemed more interesting and real.

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>>8852745
nightly reminder Gregg will die alone like the faggot from HBO's Girls.

>>8853000
i need bea's toes in my ass

Lori x Mae writer here giving a little "update" for anyone who's interested. i know i post a lot but whatever. i was going to finish the fic today but i'm starting to lose motivation so the fic is probably gonna be delayed for a little while

>>8853191
Been down this road too many times. It's cancelled. Just say it and get it over with.

>>8853265
nah i'm not done with it

>>8853280
So finish it or fuck off with the blog posting Holy fuck

I have a question. This is the first game that I've ever cared about so much, even two months after release. How much of that is because the game is great, and how much is because this general exists? I mean, if this general didn't exist, and there was nowhere to talk about the game, would I really be as obsessed as I am? Generals have power, but I've always disliked generals. I can't fathom how Zootopia still has a super active general when there's literally nothing new that can be said about that movie. Yet people still find ways to keep it going.

>>8853265
Hey now. I lost motivation on my second Bombshell fic like 5 times. I still finished it.
Eventually.

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>>8853801
Yes

hey guys I'm eating dinner right now

>>8853801
I say it's the general. The game doesn't have much to it, but we can make our own content and funpost all we want here.

>>8853844
like RIGHT NOW right now?

>>8853904
This is basically how any general works really. Even if you run out of stuff in the game proper people will find new things to discuss and different angles on what happened. Also porn.

>>8853801
Probably 50/50, maybe 60/40 if you're deep in headcanon territory. I know I wouldn't really care for a lot of the side characters if the narrative this general made for them didn't exist

>>8853945
Oh, the porn is a big one. It's definitely that.

>>8853974
Sadly, my narrative about Molly sexually abusing delinquents never panned out.

>>8853916
yeah but I just finished it was alright and there's leftovers so I'll probably eat it again tomorrow afternoon

>>8853191
>publicly apologizing for writers block
>not just saying you're writing it when you actually aren't
LOL

>>8854035
I'm sorry anon, I tried but I couldn't make it work without hardcore abuse.

>>8853974
As one of the content creators
And I use that term loosely
I would still be feeling the effects of the game. But perhaps that's why others stuck around. Because a few of us ended up with greater attachment and desire for more, so we made more. Fan fiction. Drawings. Just drumming up discussion.

Hell it was literally one dude who pushed the Video Store Doe and now she has 7 high quality lewds. That one anon may not have done much personally but because of him he made the side character extremely popular. It's always a minority of people driving something larger.
Individually we are weak, like a stick. But together we form a mighty faggot!

>>8854127
gay

>>8854127
You sayin' I like dudes?

>>8854161
you probably jerked off to the smelters fic

>>8854038
nice. how did jackies girlcock taste?

>>8854180
Who didn't?

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>>8853000
Anyone else jack off to this? because I have. I just like knowing when others get hard to the same things I do.
N..no homo.

>>8854220
me
>jacking off to symbols

>>8854180
TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN.

>>8854270
>not having imagination
For shame, Squidward.

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>>8854270
Yeah dude, cymbals are pretty fucking hot.

>>8854318
I'd give Mae a Medium Ride

>>8854205
not bad but she put way too much chocolate syrup on and her cum's kinda lumpy-thick, it's like broken orbeez

>>8854318
Needs a
BRASSERS
logo in the bottom right

get it
brass
Ers

it's like what the musicians used in the game night in the woods starring beatrice santello and her ugly fucking friend mae god i hate her so much

>>8854355
Is this Mae Nightinthewoods from the indie game Night in the Woods?

>>8854355
go to bed jackie

>>8854387
no fuck off

>>8854355
Jackie please come back to bed sweetie

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>>8854127
Glad that dude inspired me to draw the Doe, it's been real fun. Also now I have a thing for cute deer girls

>>8854400
>>8854425
FUCK OFF

>>8854443
Make like a Persona 5 meme and go the fuck to sleep Jackie.

>>8854355
What if the music from the indie game night in the woods starring beatrice santello was reviewed by the internet's busiest music nerd anthony fantano

>>8854432
Doe is fucking great. I mean I didn't think much of her in the game itself but after based Sig did all those 10/10 pictures of her...just fuck dude. I went back to the game just to pay more attention to her actual dialogue.

She's a total cockslut. Also the OP image from last thread made me fap like twice alone.

>>8854432
Sig you should post your sketches I need more of your art even if it's unfinished.

>all this Doe love

Please, I can only write so fast.

I always find it interesting how people in fandoms tend to gravitate towards secondary characters so easily. Poppy, Zootopia and MLP had the same thing happen. You guys think there's a specific reason like how people can try to make up personalities and shit for them?

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>>8854432
That you, Signirsol?

Your eternal god work with that Doe is not done my valiant lad, she still has lots more potential that can go on in that shop. Getting fucked in the ass and loving it, getting a cum bath from 3 different guys at once, pressing her bare massive tits against the store's glass windows to draw in more customers after dark..

you name it, there's more. Oh so much more potential

Maybe Aunt Molly should break-up the doe's borderline prostitution racket, and when she tries to "punish" the deer in her usual methods, it only turns her on and makes her even hornier.

>>8854529
Good designs and blank slates mean plenty of content waiting to be made.

>>8854298
i have imagination watch this

Mae got undressed on the bed. Germ suddenly leaped up into the air. Mae saw and stared with fear. Was this the end of her life? Or a new beginning, free from the title of "virgin"? As Germ came down, Mae finally knew her fate. This was her life now. Germ landed with his heels on the bed, with his knees up and his torso just inches away from Mae's body. Mae closed her eyes as Germ spoke softly...
"cyкa блять"

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>>8854529
>make up personalities and shit
Nah, we just fill in the gaps the developers left.

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>>8854480
>tfw you made that last thread

>>8854547
So which characters with a decent amount of dialogue don't have anything yet? The tunnel fisherman poet? I guess Steve Scriggins doesn't have any lewd art yet either, even if he does have a fic.

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>>8854529
Thats exactly it, also in the case of /trash/ and 4chan in general, side characters having little to no defined character makes it very easy to shove in lewd situations

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>>8854561
Oh woops, that's the old version. Here have more love.

>>8854503
I didn't care about her at all. Her conversation was so forgettable to me, I only remembered her on a second playthrough and purposefully avoided her to see if it would change dialog. Which is actually did, Mae won't mention how she thinks Cole is cute if you don't talk to her.

But yeah she just didn't interest me.

>>8854529
Well certain characters just kind of "ring" for different people. With a main character they get development, they get set in stone, they get screentime. Side characters might have some major role but don't get much development before or after, if they ever get more at all.
Personally, I fucking loved the Pompaboar in Poppy. I thought he'd be your typical cocky asshole, but he turned out to have a massive sweet side and in general, I wanted him to become a larger part of the story. I thought he'd be great as Poppy's love interest, but Morbi had different plans.

>>8854575
There's that group of people you can listen to in town a few times, I haven't seen much about them.

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>>8854581
Oh I meant to say, in talking about the Doe.
Until that guy started pushing her. Because originally I just didn't pick up on the fact she's a slut, just never connected the incredibly obvious dots because I was too busy liking Mae and Bea.

But now I love this hooved hoe.

>>8854529
>Make up personalities
Nope. That's shit. We just take the few lines and interactions side characters have and amplify it since they didn't get their own DLCs. In other words fuck the devs of this game for not giving Doe and Bombshell their own DLCs

>>8854629
I want that hooved hoe to lather my dick with her deer spit

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>>8854541
I may or may not be doing a followup to the last pic

>>8854704
tfw walrus has cancer

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>>8854704
Oh god yes.

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>>8854728
Why do you ruin such a beautiful moment with such heartbreaking news

>>8854745
haha april fools

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>>8854766
You cheeky fucker!

>>8854766
Alec no. It's 18 days too late.

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>>8854704
Nice. That last pic was hands down my favorite so far. That big ass on full display while she was sucking cock was perfect.

>>8854574
Oh? well thanks for the furious boners, I even pulled that shit up at work. Doe is just too much for my feeble pants to contain.

Lori is weird. She had idle thoughts about killing random people and deeply loves horror. What are the chances she could make a snuff film one day?

>>8854933
I want an image when she reenacts the scene in sick girl where the girl cuts off some guy's dick, puts it on a strap on, and fucks his girlfriend with it. She could totes do it to Gregg and Angus, who also needs art!

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>>8854933
A fake one? Guaranteed, given she's into horror. She'd probably play the part of the girl getting murdered by the hockey helmeted monster even.

And get horny.

>>8854933
I would love to watch Lori make a snuff film out of Bea.

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>>8854996
How about no

>>8854996
That is brilliant Anon.

>>8855041
>>8854996
Samefag

>>8855029
How about the scene in where the dead go to die where her dad records her best friend (Mae) molesting her and then sells the footage to Mae's dad who asks if she can go with her later to molest Lori to bond as daddy and daughter?

>>8854866
>I even pulled that shit up at work
How did that work out?

>>8855083
he got promoted

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Uh oh, is the edgefag samefag at it again? do we need to dump linkin park and ponies?

>>8855097
No No anon, he got a raise.

>>8855060
How is that the same? I am just commenting on this other Anons great idea. I think Lori would make for a great snuff artist. I would especially love too see Lori make a snuff film with Bea.

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>>8855083
I meant I was just looking at the pic on my phone, not fapping at work. Though I was harder than steel. I fucking love that Doe

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>>8855103
We could just ignore him?

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>>8855171
We need more thought provoking abuse pics like this one.

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>>8855171
I concur. Maebea is the cutest

>>8855171
>Bea's cigarette isn't reversed
Excellent!

>>8855103
Fine, how about the scene in VHS 2 where Lori slits the throat of her husband in his sleep and runs away with her lesbian lover?

>>8855225
My god would i love to see that happen.

>>8855225
>>8855259
Samefag mobileposter btw
You're welcome

>>8855273
I don't like phone text pad though.

>>8855273
Thanks doc

>>8855225
I would like to imagine Lori being one of those closeted sociopaths who manipulate highly depressed men and women and kidnap them and torture them slowly and kill them in increasingly Gorey ways.

Do you guys think, if Mae tried hard enough, she could pose as an underage girl? She's already far shorter than the four fourteen year old girls in the game.

>>8855440
Probably, but why would she?
She's also slightly taller than Lori, not shorter.

>>8855440
Regardless of height, it's easier than you think. Why would she want to? Usually you only do it to avoid getting hit on by douchebags.

>>8850113
New Writefag. Will attempt

Shopping List:
Candy feet
Lori feet
Tyyns feet
Kate feet
Jackie feet
Sadie feet
Selma feet
Bombshell feet

>>8855558
No pigs feet?

>tfw pigs feet wasn't an option for the dinner scene

>>8855522
I think it would work better if Molly catches Gregg doing a crime and says he has to fuck her to be let go. Gregg can't risk going to jail, as it will ruin the plan and cause him to lose Angus forever. So he reluctantly agrees to fuck her. He hates himself, but ends up liking it and feels shame over it. It's not abuse, since it's still somewhat voluntary on his part.

>>8855558
Shopping List
>Gun
>Bleach
>A Noose

>>8855576
This but there is LOTS of pegging

>>8855617
pls no

>>8855588
Where the HELL did you get a copy of my real list?

>>8855576
I swear to God I was thinking about this before I refreshed this page, but at least now I know someone else thinks this is a good idea

>>8855617
Ever see a nightstick?

>>8855664
YOUR LIST?!

THATS MY LIST YOU LIST.....STEALER!

>>8855650
Molly's attitudes in the cult classic and thread topic Night in the Woods have lead me to believe that she owns many police grade strap-ons for interrogative purposes.

>>8855685
You mean ol' buttpounder? Ye

>>8855713
led*

Potential Titles for the Gregg/Molly fic:
Taking the Molly
Police Brutality
Entering and Breaking
Miranda Warning
Gregg's Confession

Vote on best one then

>>8855913
Caught with Molly

Get it because Molly is a drug and he gets caught but also its by Molly the officer

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>you will never befriend Lori
>you will never listen to her as she confides her love of horror stuff in you
>you will never offer to help her film a horror movie and make props
>you will never play the monster in her movie while she plays the damsel in distress
>you will never film the chase scene where she falls and gets killed by the monster
>you will never giggle with her after the scene is over as you both sit there, covered in fake blood
>you will never realize how close you are as you crowd around her camera watching the awkward scene, heads almost touching
>you will never slowly turn to face her as she turns to face you
>her breathing will never get suddenly heavy and panicked as she realizes she almost kissed you
>you will never comfort her and assure her it's okay, and that you want to kiss her too
>you will never kiss Lori

>>8855913
None, the idea is shit and you should fuck off

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>>8855913
Taking the Molly

>>8855913
Entering and Breaking cause that's a double entendre regarding penetration/sexuality and a crime.
>>8855958
That's dumb.

>>8855359
Oh, what if someone drew her in that scene in Hostel where a woman had a guy tied up over a bath tub and slit his throat? Just a frame of her play with her cunny while soaking in a tub of blood.

>>8855986
What if the breaking is Molly's hymen

>>8856020
That would be really pathetic for her to be a 40 year old virgin.

>>8856020
By breaking I meant that Gregg was also breaking away from his sexuality, but your interpretation also works.

>>8855359

>Mae awakens from a terrible nightmare certain in the knowledge that the Black Goat hungers once more and that he's found a new servant...

>>8855913
Mollytov Cocktail

>>8855960
>you will never comfort lori as you hear the police sirens over the bridge
>you will never fake both your own deaths to avoid the police

>>8855960
This actually hurts me because I enjoy helping out in shooting other people's films and I would like to act as a big brother to Lori.

Entering and Breaking it is! Expect it soon!

>>8855968
>Being this buttblasted by a story that doesn't exist yet, and can be ignored at will
You know what, tell me what idea YOU want and I'll think about it okay?

>>8856256
Lori is a mouse not a fox though.

>>8856257
Think about offing yourself for having 0 creativity and only writing generic meme shit

>>8856283
???

>>8856257
You can fuck off with whatever ideas you have.
The writefags on this general are beyond cancerous.

>>8856283
>What.

Am I blind?

Are YOU blind?!

>>8856311
Shitposter kun I...

>>8856335
>>8856349
It's a joke about incest.
Foxes commit incest.
I was implying that acting like an older brother would lead to sex.

Perhaps my implications were ill founded given how obscure that information is.

>>8856257
how about you write a story about how your dad is about to throw you out in three days because he told you to get a job seven months ago and instead you're writing about how you want to get gay with cartoon animals you fucking taiwanese scat queen

>>8856348
>The writefags on this general are beyond cancerous.

We lost all the actual writefags ages ago, not that I blame them.

>>8856348
"someone likes something I don't like, so they are cancerous!"

>>8856372
I thought foxes were monogamous.

>>8856372
You're writing shit for literal shock value and "give me attention" only. You should hang yourself for wasting your time on literal garbage. Try writing an actual good story instead

>>8856372
>Foxes commit incest.

Give me a source, please.

This is something that google and I have never heard of before.

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>>8856061
h-haha yeah, what a loser

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>>8856382
Been here since day 1

>>8856419
Well, no, I'm not that anon. I'm just calling you a shitposter since you're shitposting.

>>8856372
Fuck off

>>8856382
They're still here moron, do you frequent this general?
>>8856404
>Shitty ass meme fics
>Terrible writing quality
You can fuck off.

>>8856377
>projecting this hard

>>8856465
>Been here since day 1
My statement stands. The actual writefags are long gone.

We need another virusanon in this general. It's the only way it will be fixed.

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>>8856497
Shitposter kun~

>>8856575
You keep proving me right with every post. Kill yourself, the ACTUAL writefags are long gone.

>>8856575
>Angus calls Gregg to come back
weak my nig

>>8856575
>>8856438

>>8856610
We never had actual writefags dumbass. They were always shit.

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Ponyanon was right.

>>8856438
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_fox
>Though foxes are largely monogamous, DNA evidence from one population indicated large levels of polygyny, incest and mixed paternity litters.

>>8856575
These bulletpoints gave me a giggle.

>>8856637
>They were always shit.
Just because no one likes your shit meme stories doesn't make other actual GOOD stories shit.

Get fucked

>>8856610
Who were the actual writefags of which you refer?

>>8856614
Gotta have a rainbow after a storm.
Also I haven't really toyed with that idea in a month.

>>8856674
I'm not a fake or real writefag. Every story posted on this general was shit. Absolute shit.
Writefags can fuck off and never come back.

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>>8856686
Rainbows are just refractions of light through moisture in the atmosphere. They exist to please the simple minded plebeians of the world.

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>>8856716
Virus anon you're not very subtle.
But you area always amusing.

>>8856686
>Who were the actual writefags of which you refer?
The ones that actually posted stories and didn't parade around the thread like a faggot yelling about "lmao molly rapes gregg so funnee xDD"

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>>8856747
Okay.
What stories did you like then?

>>8856742
Pulling out the old 'virusanon' meme again, are we?
He's long gone, faggot. He hasn't posted here for who knows how long.

>>8856766
You're doing the meme wrong anon, you're supposed to slip in an "I" in there

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>>8856735
Also I like Gregg and Angus as a couple and it hurts that they might split up.

>>8856766
Subtle as a marching band, smooth as a gravel driveway.

>>8856686
>gotta have a rainbow after a storm
you're no fun

>>8856759
Personally I liked the qyyr tyyns and selmers x mae, good shit not just out for meme shock value

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>>8856798
Are you the guy that masturbated to Crocodile Tears?
Cause that's degenerate.

>>8856814
We only have one fic that has any shock value tho, I'm not sure what you mean. Technically 2 if you count The Party's implications with Bea being protective but eh.

>>8851660

>What do you think Mae would have majored in, if she had stayed?

Mae seems like the type that only went to college because her parents pressured her to go. Most likely she would end up taking 6 years to finish a crappy 4 year communications or english or commerce degree at a second-rate state school.

>What about Bea?

Seems like she was padding out her curriculum vitae for a selective school and had her whole life planned out before her mothers cancer death destroyed the family finances and her fathers will to live. She could go for either a master's level professional or technical degree.

>>8856814
What about the Pastor K fic that was popped out a while ago?

>A weird ending of sorts but still was very well written.

>>8856869
He's going to say there's no sex so it's shit.

>>8856793
Fuck off virusanon.

>>8856869
Oh yeah I forgot about that.
I wouldn't call that shock value, more like just a well done sad story, but nothing about it was "shocking."

>>8856847
>are you the guy that masturbated to Crocodile Tears?
Nah, I'm just an emotional sadist

>>8856869
It's shit.
>>8856894
This is not me

>>8856916
Why anon?

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>>8856916
I wasn't trying to imply I was you, I wouldn't want to be mistaken for someone with opinions as rancid as yours.

>>8856957
Not fooling anyone, faggot. Your story is shit. Deal with it

>>8856977
I didn't write the Pastor K fic anon, I can't into imagery or prose like that.

>>8856988
Kill yourself faggot.

>>8856988
>>8857008

>>8857008
I'll pass.
Also if I claimed I wrote that I'd be selling myself short quite a bit. Props to the dude who wrote it, but I've written quite a bit of stuff and none of it with his stylization.

Anyways virusanon, how's Australia?

>>8856977
Stop dodging the question.

WHY do you hate the Pastor K fic?

At the very least it will allow the person who wrote it to improve their next thing they produce to more of your liking.

The more you do so the more you look like an emotionless shell of a human being.

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>It's another virusanon shitshow
I'll be back tomorrow then, gnite

>>8857110
Eh he's kinda entertaining to be honest. But I am tired and will probably sleep soon too. No work tomorrow so I should be able to write a bit.

>>8857054
>Projecting this hard
Wew lad.

>>8857182
How could I project myself into Australia? Why would I want to? I'd probably get killed by some astral projecting Orc or giant spider.

>>8857198
You aren't fooling anyone, virusanon. Seriously. Give up.

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>>8857228
>virusanon calling other people virusanon

>>8857275
We are all virus anon.

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>>8857321
whoa... that's deep...

>>8857275
Okay, you can seriously fuck off you stupid cunt. Just like all furries, you're pathetic and degenerate beyond comprehension. Go fuck off back to whatever defiled corner of the internet you migrated from you disgusting creature. You're a shell of a human being, how fucking pathetic and sad.
One day you'll look back on the stupid shit you've done and you'll realise being a furfag shit cunt was by far the worst, at least I very much hope, if not, you're far beyond saving.

Is this the period between 1947 to 1956?

Because for FUCKS sake, it feels a lot like the Red Scare.

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>>8857353
But we didn't have furry porn back then. I think Japan did but like, I'm not Japanese.

>>8857348
>>8857348
>>8857348
>>8857348
>>8857348
>>8857348
>>8857348

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we need more art of casey

>>8857397
Whoa there anon, don't give him so many (You)'s so freely.

You will be stopped one way or another, for the greater good.

>>8857422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUpbOliTHJY

>>8857379
Egypt.

Like

Egypt.

The oldest source of furry porn in recorded history I think.

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>>8857461
I'm pretty sure there were some cave-tier people in history with an interest in fucking animals.

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>>8857379
I wonder how many people have never read the title in the top left corner of this picture. I forgot it was there and now I see it again and I'm giggling like mad.

>>8857491
That was more beastality I think anon.

Furry porn is like one step removed from that.

>>8857461

>comparing ancient religions to an internet scifi subculture and fetish

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>>8857348

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>>8857542
You do know where the term board in the context of an image board came from right?

Humans have always been sick disgusting perverts anon, much of the rootings of internet subcultures and fetishes were not created exclusively by the internet itself.

It just provided a place for it to grow.

>>8857629
You think there were ancient Egyptians who drew ancient Smelters fans to rationalize being gay?

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>>8857694
>rationalizing
What's there to rationalize, does this look gay to you?

>>8857694
Probably not to that degree, but the term Greek Bathhouse comes to mind.

>>8857731
That snapback cap on the gator is pretty faggy to be honest.

>>8857731
No not at all, just bros hanging out

>>8857761

What would ancient Greek furry conventions look like?

>>8857731

Just two bros getting hype for the big game

>>8857811
>What would ancient Greek furry conventions look like?

Slightly less pederasty.

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>>8857832
>Slightly less pederasty.

Nice one anon.

>FUCK BRO YOU SUCK JUST LIKE THE SMELTERS

What the FUCK do you do at that point? Keep in mind his hand is pushing your head down on your head and your throat is full of traitor cock

>>8858270
*his head

>>8858270
you stretch your tongue out as far as you can and try to lick the back of his balls to signal him to stop duh

>>8858300
Pretty sure drenching someone's balls with your tongue saliva is the universal peace sign. pretty sure. Can't hurt to try

IT'S OVER JACKIE
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

>>8858472
I want to fuck Jackie if you get what Im saying

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>>8858472

>>8858567
Explain

>>8858603
He wants to put his weiner in Jackie's butthole.

>>8858603
I can't, I'm too busy snuggling in bed with Jackie, just posting idly on my phone at times

>>8858905
Explain
>>8858924
You too

whoa

wait a fucking minute

is this... a motherfucking jojo reference?

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All I want is to shove my face in Selmers big bear butt.

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>>8859463
Its that time again

>>8859463
She has such a hot butt, too

me need beatrice and lori idle sprite

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>>8859527
>>8859648
I just finished reading the Selmers lewd fic. It was a good masturbation session.

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>you will never snuggle under the blankets with Jackie before falling asleep cuddled against her bare fluffy body
>you will never hear Jackie give a cute little murmur of "f..fucking fascists.." as she dozes of in thoughts and you give her a kiss on the nose, making her crack an adorable smile
>you will never play footsies with her cute hooves as you enjoy just being locked in each other's arms before falling asleep
>you will never see that blushed expression on her pretty face when just before dozing off she quietly says "I..love you, anon."

>>8859897
Glad you liked it enough to fap to it. I'm happy I wrote it all those weeks ago. Selmers is amazing, just kinda wish she would get more content. Though I do like the video store doe too and that amazing artist draws her so that's great.

>>8859916
>fucking tranny goats

how about we don't do this

>>8860997
How about people can do whatever they want? eat your shit opinion

>>8861020
why are you so defensive about cockgoat

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Look at this croc

>>8861838
Every time I do I touch my cock.

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>>8861858
that must be inconvenient!

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PLEASE LOOK AT THIS CROC WHO WANTS TO DIE AND NEEDS A HUG

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>>8861886
It is.

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I WILL hug this croc

>>8861908
Bea daki when.

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"I hope you're comfortable, Mae. I really do."
Jackie's hooves clacked as they shut out Mae's only chance of escaping.

Mae's eyes scanned the room for anything to help her before noticing some books to the left of Jackie's torture device.
"Hey Ja-"
It was too late.
The machine slowly hummed before turning into all natural concentrated suffering.

"HI EVERYBODY I'M GUY FIERI AND TODAY WE'RE ROLLING OUT. WE'RE LOOKING FOR AMERICA'S GREATEST DINERS, DIVE-INS AND DRIVES"

As Mae's mouth slowly began to fill with the taste of goat milk she regret ever telling Bea of her plan. Visiting Jackie's home for dinner seemed like a great idea, "I can make her not hate me!". Mae braced herself for snarky behavior and passive aggressive jabs. What Mae didn't expect was Jackie's sweet hospitality and absolutely horrible taste in cable television.

"Wow he's so funny haha". Her bleating made Mae squirm.
Mae strained a lie out of her lips, "Yeah. Totally."
Jackie smiled.
Jackie knew that had this been ANY other scenario, Mae would have just told her flat out she has shit taste in television. But not today. Today she HAD to act nice. She HAD to be polite. Jackie knew that if Mae ruined these diplomatic negotiations, she would disappoint Bea. Jackie was simply extending her olive branch to Mae, it was Mae who attacked poor defenseless Jackie. Jackie knew It was only a matter of time before Mae snapped.

A close up shot of Guy fieri:
"I'm a freako for the pico"

Jackie leaned closer to Mae before erupting into a loud bleating, "AHAHAHAHAHA".

Mae held herself. She could do this. It's almost over. She can take anything this asshole could say.

What she couldn't take was what she saw next. A vile and intimate shot of Guy Fieri wrestling his gross tongue into a damp gooey taco. She still saw it when her eyes were closed. Mae rolled into a ball and cried. Jackie bleated quietly to herself with a wide grin. She was going to love the rest of the night.

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>>8861991
>jackie will never take you to flavortown

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>>8861991

Any got a ref of Gregg's apartment esp. the bed area? I need it for obscene reasons.

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>>8862373

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>>8862427
Thanks.

>>8862427
Why is their bed like that?
Was it a graphical choice by the devs?
Does that kind of bed exsist?

>>8862438
i'm pretty sure there is, since there are beds on top of beds
my concern is, wouldn't it be kinda dangerous to the computer since angus is a big guy?

>>8862438
That's like a loft bed I think
Take a bunk bed and rip out the bottom

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>>8861991
I'm tempted to do a dramatic reading with SFX but I can't find the episode where he says "I'm a freako for the pico".

Someone do thread

Here ya go
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