>http://www.ebay.com/itm/2824383240 55 Own a piece of /v

>>8844680
Who in the name of God and the Bear would spend 12k on that? The sale of the Sonic totem has gone to his head.

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>Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt.

which one of you faggots bidded?

>12,000 burger coins
what?

>>8844683
moot used his mexibux

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>>8844680

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>$12,000 bid
>no feedback
>new account

Ya blew it. Should of used a better burner account to fake bid.

>12 grand
This guy is fucking gone.

>>8844682
Purchasing anything from cwc seems like a wildly dangerous proposition to health and hygiene

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>>8844680
>people are going to bid on it and then not cough up the money over and over and over

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I miss old chris, at least he was funny...

I know there's a market for stamp collecting but I refuse to believe that CWC has any stamps that are in good enough condition to sell for more than their worth as an actual, usable stamp.

What is the connection between autism and transgenderism?

If he's that desperate for money why doesn't he just set up a patreon or something

>>8844693
CWC is the connection

>$12k

why do idiots keep enabling him

>>8844687
>Should of

>>8844693
I dunno but Chris isn't a ''''proper'''' tranny. He's just doing it to try his luck with dykes.

>>8844696
It's a fake bid, but I can see enough people throwing pity cash his way purely because of how inescapably deep the hole he's dug himself into is. Barb can't have long left and he literally can't survive on his own. Hell even with her alive they're about to lose their house.

>>8844693
You'd have to be nuts to want to lob off pieces of your own body that are perfectly healthy.

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How bad do you think it smells?

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>it has cum stains on it.

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>>8844680
>Item condition: --

>>8844699
Oh man, what will happen to Chris when his elderly mother passes? Does he go into Retard Prison or is he just left on the streets?

>>8844699

Sure it's a fake bid but I mean, someone did pay $1,500 for that totem thing. Someone did donate like a thousand dollars so he'd make more sonichu comics. People complain about how terrible he is but then they just hand him free money even faster and easier than the government does.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Set-Of-Six-Certified-Sonichu-And-Rosechu-Drawings-From-2014-/282438244708

You missed his drawings for 2 grand.

>>8844704
he'll be fine as long as he still has shirts to sell

>>8844696
because it's for the lulz xD!!!1one

>>8844704
Chris leaves the body to rot where she falls, continues to live his life style until he has some issue getting his autismo bucks. Becomes ward of state.

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>>8844702
>you can clone your own Chrischan

>you can clone an army of Chrischan

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>>8844709
He'll likely also violate the corpse if you know what I mean

>>8844692
guess what he used to glue the stamps

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>>8844706
>You would be remiss to miss out on this deal at each piece valuing at $500 apiece.

>Six classic pieces from Miss Christine Chandler of Sonichu and Rosechu (along with Angelica and Bubbles Rosechu); all individually and personally Certified. You would be remiss to miss out on this deal at each piece valuing at $500 apiece.

>>8844713
heck that woman is ugly

>>8844711
>MOMMAAAAAAY

>>8844698
I thought he got his dick chopped off.

>>8844713
Would bang

>>8844711
I doubt it. Chris is a psycho, but a completely narcissistic one. His sexuality warped from "I deserve a girlfriend" to "I am now the best girl for myself". He's like an autistic buffalo bill, minus the making a skin suit.

>>8844713
i unironically find her really attractive here

>>8844717
Unless he cuts his own penis off with a pocketknife, he ain't ever affording the medical procedure.

Here's the Facebook post for anyone interested.

fb.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1370850329676109

This filthy retard is probably one of the most delusional people in existence. It doesn't help that someone actually bought the Sonichu totem for $1500.

>>8844704
If he has no one to care for him he'll probably end up homeless. There's a reason most homeless you come across are crazy.

REFRAIN FROM USING A TELEPHONE TO NOTIFY THE AUTHORITIES

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you cunts searching for some boring shit

>>8844722
what if someone from his familty bought it?

>>8844717
no, he got a taint piercing that got infected

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>>8844725
>moloch sculpture
>weapons

Honestly, will Chris be remembered in 50 years?

>>8844693
'Austism spectrum' persons are particularly susceptible to the exact kind of manipulative 'grant of identity' recruitment that 'the LGBTQ movement' is defined by.

>>8844725

most of his ebay auctions lately were stamps from his dad's collection or something, so while a lot of fags like us are looking it's probably mostly stamp/coin collectors just checking what else he has for sale.

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>>8844719
>minus the making a skin suit

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>>8844722
>Someone bought a Totem of Sonichu for 1500
Are you talking about the necklace thing?

He's probably came on that.

He's DEFINITELY came all over the shirt

>>8844725
Its the name vintage it puts the search for other vintage items like coins and such I fid find a few katana links on mine though.

Post it. You know the picture.

>>8844726
Almost certainly not. Since his aunt died, the rest of his extended cut them off. Apparently they all really hate Barb which is totally understandable.

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>>8844680
You know the drill

>>8844733
No, that deformed blue sonic totem with the thousand yard stare.

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>>8844733
>Are you talking about the necklace thing?

No, I mean this monstrosity.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Totem

>>8844680
>374353751
I want to buy that shirt and make a video of me putting the shirt on, slowly turning into christian chandler and ending it with me fucking my ps3

>>8844735
NO DONT. PLEASE I BEG YOU.

>>8844729
Who?

>>8844733
No, he is speaking of the cursed Sonic totem, which was recently sold by that much. Get your Christory facts right, dumbass.

>>8844733

The hilarious part about this shit is he STILL hasn't fucking shipped the thing and has already spent the $1500 on a 400 gold necklace and 700 on skylander figurines.

If the buyer ends up issuing a chargeback he's fucked.

>>8844741
>that swollen red around it
>he has probably fingered himself

>>8844745
I don't want to leave this thread but I think I might have to, preemptively

>>8844744
>$1500 on a 400 gold necklace and 700 on skylander figurines

It's not even my money and I'm fucking mad

Ree

>>8844744
Out of curiosity, what would happen if they issued a chargeback?

>>8844740
please post link beforehand

>>8844710
>they rebel against you

>>8844744
>and has already spent the $1500 on a 400 gold necklace and 700 on skylander figurines.

While in the middle of pretty serious financial problems.

>>8844733
Not all over it but I'm sure it's saturated at the front on the bottom
>Julay!!

>>8844744
>If the buyer ends up issuing a chargeback he's fucked.

Which will happen even if he sends it since some of the spines are broken and fixed with tape which wasn't stated in the eBay listing.
Even if the bank doesn't process a chargeback, PayPal usually favors buyers in these kinds of situations.

>>8844746
>he has probably stuck various objects in it

>>8844731
i wonder what those stamp collectors think when they see his stamps listed and then a $12000 beat up shirt that he found in a damp musty old bag

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>>8844754

How do you pronounce Sonichu

>>8844680
>that bid

No if you want it to have a better chance of success you should start low and go from there until 12,000

>>8844730
This. Ideologies pray on the weak with false promises. They make the feeble feel intelligent, virtuous, and part of something while they exhibit none of these aspects in life. The ultimate cop out for the bitter and weak minded fools of any society.

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>>8844706

>The only ones with a proper perspective were probably traced
>All the other ones look like they were made by a 5 y/o

So it's 500 bux for either stolen shit or just shit

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>>8844756
RiP

>>8844750
> in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war

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>1 bid at $12,000
>bidder has zero feedback

shit nigga should have sold the totem for more and aimed much lower for a rag that's been stewing in a bag for three years, but guess that's Autism for you

>>8844748
The Chandler's end up an extra 1500 in debt on top of what they currently owe, which they obviously won't pay back. It would mean that their house gets repossessed sooner.

>>8844756
i wonder what she was looking at on the screen

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>>8844744
>700 on skylander figurines.

Are there even enough of those things to waste 700 on?

>>8844693

To answer this seriously with a non-edgy answer, rates of autism spectrum disorders are higher among transgender people when compared to the general population but no-one really knows why.

It may just be the obvious and the fact that since most trans people gotta go see a therapist they're actually one of the only groups to be assessed so rigourously and comprehensively over periods spanning months. Then again, maybe not.

With that said CWC doesn't seem like he's on HRT or has seen a therapist. He's basically a crossdresser.

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>>8844756
And to think, he did that all of his own volition.
I am an avid Christorian, but it still blows my mind when I stop and think about it.
Fucking christ.

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What the FUCK

>>8844744
>If the buyer ends up issuing a chargeback he's fucked.

Maybe that was the plan all along

>>8844759
t. someone that subscribes to an ideology

>>8844757
sɒnJtʃuː

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What do you think she's doing right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAvFYKVEZ4

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>>8844682
>>8844701
I can only fucking imagine.

>>8844773
boy, IPA doesn't come out well in 4chan

>>8844768
It's almost like gender dysphoria is a mental disorder.

>>8844774
>>8844775
she seems to have lost a lot of weight

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>>8844680
What a time to be alive.

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>>8844710
>"There'd be nothing stopping a rogue state from cloning an entire PLATOON of Chris Chans!"

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>>8844775
>>8844774
>that music

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>>8844680
>pristinechristine
you cant make this shit up

>>8844774
fingerfucking herself while watching one of those advertisement channels

>>8844783
I fucking wish I had that kind of imagination.

>What a sonic fast TRANSaction. The stamps are zappin 2 the extreme!

heh

>>8844680
Whos this ? And whats the deal with the shirt ?

>>8844774
>What do you think she's doing right now?
Rotting, as per usual.

>>8844787
Neo-/v/, gents.

>>8844787
>who is this
Google Chris-chan. Hes a fucked up relic from older /v/.

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>>8844787

>>8844775
Watching this, I feel like Chris is standing behind the camera pointing a fucking gun at her.

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>>8844770
>pristinechristine1982
>What a sonic fast TRANSaction. The stamps are zappin 2 the extreme!

>>8844787
>Being both this new and unable to use Google

kys.

>>8844757

Sah-nih-chu

>>8844787
If you're being serious then you really shouldn't be on this board or on this website.
That's not a ~secret club~ thing, that's a 'you don't belong here' thing. Chris Chan is hardly esoteric.

>>8844775

Snorlax is going to die soon, isn't she.

Holy shit, I am both dreading and excited for that saga in the near future.

>>8844795

I barely even know what a Windows is!

>>8844787
Fuck and off and never come back.
People as new as you should not be posting. Hell, they should barely be lurking.

>>8844787
Walk away bro. Just walk away.

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>>8844787
>newfags don't know about CWC anymore

>>8844797
Im pretty excited for it myself.
She's an awful human bean.

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>>8844787

I sincerely hope this is bait.

It gets harder and harder to tell these days.

>>8844797
There may not be any new sagas, unfortunately. Chris may end up in a group home where he's forced to wash, given limited internet access, and psychological help that his shitty parents kept him from all these years.

>>8844802
Why do you say that? She didn't know how to raise an autistic kid but that doesn't mean she's an "awful human bean".

>>8844801

>CWC's era was almost a decade ago

There are people who could have been born after CWC first became known and be among us now.

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>>8844787
FUCKING NEWFAG LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8844681
>1 bid

He didn't list it for that much, someone left a 12k bid on it, most likely a troll that doesn't intend to pay.

>>8844806
Wouldn't they be like 9 though?

>>8844778
No decent tranny denies this. Frankly we need to move away from pretending it isn't because having it listed as anything else makes treatment lower priority in socialist states like Canada and Britain.

>>8844804

I doubt it. Chris is still fucking retarded but I think he's capable of living alone. He'll probably run off with his tugboat money in some tiny apartment room and feast on McDonalds and video games until he dies.

>>8844805
No, she really is an awful human being. Bob may have been a retarded old racist, but he at least tried to give Chris a good life, albeit failing horribly. Snorlax however, is a piece of shit.

https://a.desu.sh/hnwolk.mp4

>>8844810
Tranny detected. when are you gonna kill yourself?

Remember when CWC went outside and stuck his cock in ice cold water for 30 minuets?

>>8844801
Or people doesnt care for no vidya related threads !

>>8844687
As if CWC will understand it's a fake bid. Right now he's dancing over the fact he's about to get $12K worth of LEGOs.

>>8844812
Elaborate.

>>8844713
anyone else annoyed with how she uses her tongue

>>8844809
I started browsing 4chan at 11.

>>8844680
Someone should buy it, then get a couple guys to tackle Shia Labeouf and put it on him.

>>8844815
No...?
I'm curious now.

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>>8844697
should of and should have are the same thing because 'should of' is an idiom meaning 'should have'
I'm assuming that was your beef

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>>8844693

the connection is that your brain is not healthy

>>8844816
Fuck off newfag

>>8844809

Yeah. Definitely not the youngest age for people who have come across 4ch. Posting and mentioning age may be a quick way to get banned but good luck proving it otherwise.

>>8844816
Or people don't like newfags who don't even know about CWC.

>>8844811
He burnt down their house. Left a gaping infected wound in his gooch. Immediately spent the 1500 he got from the totem on a gold necklace and skylanders, despite them being thousands of dollars in debt etc.

He's really not capable of looking after himself. I even vaguely remember Bob saying in a phonecall from a troll that when him and Barb kick it, the state will have to take over for them.

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>>8844680
If dubs, First anon who posts below me has to buy it.

Imagine that shirt
>Under a blacklight
>The smell

>>8844822
It's a video

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Chris-chan reminds me of the type of homeless you find in California. Absolutely bat shit crazy.

But then I remember he lives near me in Virginia and I'm pretty sure I've seen him in Charlottesville before.

>>8844787
Just don't bother with it. It's not worth it.

>>8844829
>/v/
>dubs
check this 5 bitch

>>8844739
Honestly, I find the fact that there are people who are painstakingly noting down and keeping track of every single thing and call and such of this one person's life, as is done in this wiki, the most autistic thing ever. And I am autistic, but not full-blown autismal to CWC proportions, or to the point of needing to create a detailed font of information on every little thing that happens in another person's life.

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>>8844812

I remember when a troll called them up pretending to work at The GAMe PLACe and they blamed fucking Megan and the "gays" for everything bad that happened to Chris.

Seriously, how fucking shit do you have to be to blame Megan, probably the CLOSEST thing Chris had to an actual friend, for everything bad happening to him.

I can't be the only one who feels so fucking sorry for this woman.

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>>8844823
>saying the incorrect thing because you don't know better is an idiom

Why doesn't he just get a job to pay off the debt?

JULAYYYYYY

>>8844818
If you want examples, check out the wiki. The most recent one I can think of is that she re-mortgaged the house to feed her hoarding problem, despite the fact that Bob did his best to make sure that Chris would have a home in the future.

>>8844838
>Chrischan
>contributing to society in any meaningful way whatsoever
Oh I am laffin

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I don't know what's more pathetic, this dude or the cult of insecure teenagers that formed around him. Damn, reconsider your whole shit.

>>8844836
I'd do her desu.

>>8844838
because that would involve work

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>>8844838
>chris
>job

>>8844838
Why don't you hire him?

>>8844841
>wageslavery
>contributing to society
?

>>8844835
it's enciclopedia dramatica's staff faggot

too bad for them people no longer cares about this stuff like in the "troll" days

>>8844837
accept that it is correct, stay mad fag

>>8844836
I want to cum on her hair

>>8844808
>Starting price: $12,000

>>8844838
Working for someone is beneath Chris. He's an entrepreneur and self-made (wo)man who calls no man sir.

Seriously, though. Would YOU hire him? Even as a Walmart greeter he'd end up setting the place on fire or something.

>>8844838
He can't function socially. Pretty sure evidence suggests these artists can miss their chance around 3-6 yo. Sorta like never being spoken to during early childhood and subsequently never being able to speak. He is incapable of prolonged terms of acceptable social behaviour.

>>8844848

>Height of each saga
>Suddenly house fire
>Now just updates on Facebook posts and muh Trump

I should be happy for him but it's really boring.

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>>8844838

>>8844842
I find detailed case studies of mental disorders fascinating.

>>8844838
>>8844852

He got fired from Wendy's after a month. Fucking Wendy's couldn't handle him.

Nobody even knows why he got fired because he refuses to say, meaning he definitely knows he did something retarded. He just blames the managers for hating him.

>>8844857
Probably got caught stuffing condiment bottles up his ass

>>8844857
We do know why. He did his Donald Duck impression for a child and scared the shit out of him. This resulted in an argument with the manager. I can't remember how this info came out, but it's 99% confirmed afaik.

>>8844857
I'm going to guess he came in a burger.

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Alright which one of you was it?

God we need more threads like this on here

>>8844856
Me too. Its a fucking travesty that we'll never have a professional opinion on him, beyond a brief evaluation that didn't get past the surface of this mariana trench of autism.

>>8844851
Oh. Nevermind me, then.

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>>8844680
Even if some faggot buys it (like they did with the Totem for some reason) Chris will just waste the money on even more overpriced transformers toys and go back to begging for money on Youtube until he runs out of shit to scrap on Ebay or Barbra dies and he loses everything.

inb4 he starts prostituting himself.

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>>8844838

Doesn't the US have some sort of minimum wage? Whatever the minimum is exactly, I'm fairly certain his level of productivity would be too low to justify paying him that much, which renders him literally unemployable.

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>christtine

>>8844862
I'm surprised its still up. There's been a nazi fucking germany level of deletions lately.

>>8844683

>bidded

Learn to read, you fucking child. I want to strike you.

>>8844714
>miss

>>8844862
Right? This is the first thread I've actually enjoyed reading through in a while. Probably because /v/ is actually united in disgust.

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>>8844859
That's probably true & I believe it.

>>8844859
I believe it. Only CWC is capable of getting shitcanned for such a weird reason.

>majority of /v/ is bi or gay
>still hates trans people

Why?

>>8844680
>>8844868
>>8844681
>>8844682
>>8844683
>>8844684
>>8844685
>>8844686
CHRIS IS NOT VIDYA
FUCKING NEWFAGS

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>>8844867
Chris stopped being fun after that. It was like a point of no return.

>>8844865
>inb4 he starts prostituting himself
already happened, he didn't get any customers though

>>8844866
I once read, in passing, about some kind of loophole nonprofits used to justify paying people with disabilities quarters on the hour, at most. You really have to wonder if he would be worth THAT much.

>>8844719
He has confessed to having sexual thoughts about his mother

>>8844863
whoever his therapist would be could write a book about him and make millions

>>8844875
he unironically pioneered let's plays with his real life girlfriend though

>>8844874
>thinking people hate Chris because he's 'trans'

>>8844874
because most trannies are lost in that awkward uncanny valley where they're not good at one and certainly not the other

>>8844877
What?

>>8844884
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Carlos_Chantor

>>8844884
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Carlos_Chantor

>>8844856
Remember that nobody is safe with mental disorders. The line between sanity and full blown just fuck my shit up is tiny.

>>8844874
>majority

end yourself, subhuman

>>8844787
Lurk more you actual underage faggot

>>8844874
Because most of them are ankwardly delusional and objectively gross to look at.

>>8844884
he adopted the alias carlos chantor for his rent boy and something like honey swelltits as his lesbian prostitute AKAs

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>mfw it's probably going to sell

when he becomes bald you guys think he will wear a wig or kill himself

old men with wigs are funny

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>>8844812
>he at least tried to give Chris a good life
>spent all of his time taking snorlax to bars when he was little instead of raising his autistic child and instead left him to the abusive babysitter, stunting his growth for years
>pulled chris out of school when a counselor told him and snorlax that chris showed signs of autism and offered to put him in special ed classes and therapy and transferred him elsewhere
>taught chris to not apply himself and instead to be a leech, because his welfare would pay out more (the tugboat is designed to be supplemental to a minimum wage job)

Bob was every bit of an awful parent as Barb. Go listen to some of the phone calls with him and listen to the stupid shit he says. As >>8844836 said, he perpetuated a lot of Chris's delusions, such as Megan, Michael Snyder, and all the workers and patrons at The Game Place being a giant homosexual troll ring trying to steal Chris's welfare money.

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>>8844885
>>8844886
Fug, I double posted.

>>8844874
His "trans"ness barely registers on the radar of why he's made fun of.

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>mfw there are people who are largely uninformed/confused about chris chan's history, artifacts, and sagas

I just realized that me knowing this much about chris chan makes ME the weirdo.

>>8844832
>tfw you live in Harrisonburg and in Constant fear he will wander over here

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what killed his father?

>>8844875
He was posted here all the time during his heyday.

Nice try, newfag.

>>8844882
Remember these SJWs only see through trans hate tinted glasses. Everything falls into their ideology. You either blindly love fags or you must want them gassed. Only sith deal in absolutes tho.....i made myself cringe but it holds truth...

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>>8844891
>honey swelltits

>>8844874
It's because most of them are ugly.

>>8844895
No you didn't anon. One of those was me. Until I saw your response I thought that it was I who double posted.

>>8844899
weaponized autism

>>8844887
Insanity is normal. That's why I fucking love reading history so much

>>8844897
Sounds like you've been Chris-contaminated.
There is no cure. I'm sorry. Expect the physical changes in about a year.

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>>8844687
>should of

>>8844838

Oh you sweet summer child.

>>8844907
I've developed an immunity, been following chris since 2009abouts. either that or the contamination has rendered me a walking ghoul and I don't even know it.

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DON'T

"You all ask, and you all wanted to know about, the striped shirt of mine as constantly drawn in my Sonichu comic books.

I previously stated that I lost the iconic shirt in the house Fire of January 10, 2017. Actually, that shirt was Not totally lost in that fire; to my recollection, it was in a mountain pile of laundry in the laundry room. So, more accurately, it was in one of the black bags down here. I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt. I took a photo; part of the selling amount will go to better restoring the shirt; I am personally putting it through a page or two in my washer and dryer. Only after sale of the relic, I will be able to afford having it restored to its glory, and I will frame it and add a personal Certificate of Authenticity, before shipping it. Thank you."

>>8844902
oh no it was Stephanie Bustcakes, hmmm yeaah

>>8844836
>Caps
Sometimes I forget how close he lives to me

>>8844875
fucking reddit cancer cunt

>>8844897
the first time someone mistook me for a kiwi due to my Chris knowledge was when I realized I had a problem

>>8844911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc

>>8844874
Even trans people hate Chris though, he doesn't really help their image.

>>8844787
https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s
You're welcome

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ITT

>>8844899
his pact with the devil came to fulfillment and he was taken back to hell

>>8844916
Are Kiwis more informed on Chrischan than most?

>>8844920
Kiwis are just as autistic as Chris.

>>8844919
How will he learn if you just give him handouts? Learn from the mistakes of Chris Chan's parents!

>>8844680
The power company recently pulled the plug on the chandler household. How long till water, heat, and gas company follow?

>>8844923
and as transgendered

>>8844922
Nevermind. I'm retarded.

>>8844899
I think it was something to do with bedbug bites.

>>8844922
kiwifarms
not new zealanders

>>8844928
Bedbugs don't kill nor transmit diseases. They're a mental hell, though.

>>8844928
while he wasn't killed by the bugs, they certainly weren't helping.

Bob was an ass, but he didn't deserve Barb and Chris

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>>8844680
>12,000

>>8844931
Bob was the only reason chris had a conservative slant. All his homophobia was just his fear of being considered gay.

>>8844920

KF should have stayed dead. The weens there are no better than Chris. When are you fags going to """"troll""" Chris by epicly sending him another $100 prepaid Visa gift card just to stalk his transactions?

>>8844693
Both are mental illnesses. Autism is basically a meme diagnosis at this point. While you have people who seriously have issues like CWC, the fact that autism is a "spectrum" allows psychologist to expand the definition further and further. It's like ADD/ADHD.

9F6859A

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>>8844899

Soul-crushing disappointment and an utter lack of hope for a better future.

>>8844680
>1200 for a ripped, jizz stained shirt of a retard
why doesnt he have handlers at his point?

>>8844933
Apparently Chris told Bob about the tomgirl shit, to which he responded "I didn't raise no fag!"

>>8844939
chris was homophobic long before this happened.

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>$12k
>1 bid

>>8844875
Then what else is he?

>>8844940
I didn't say he wasn't, I'm just agreeing that Bob was the reason he held the views he did. After his death, Chris went full transgender-lesbian-soul.

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>>8844944
ah, carry on then

>>8844912
>January 2017
Wait did he have another house fire? It felt like this happened longer ago.

JULAAAY

>>8844864
Bids also do not go up unless someone else tries to outbid you.

>>8844733
His necklace thing was destroyed long ago. There's video of some austists he sent it to effing with it.

>>8844943
So much more, anon.

chris makes me so fucking sad
like legitimately seeing the childlike man's psyche be slowly destroyed by the realities of life and humanity
its fucking brutal and he never asked for this

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>>8844739
>Category: Collectibles > Cultures & Ethnicities > Latin American > Mexico > Folk Art

>>8844943
/co/ obviously, he's a professional comic author/artist after all

>>8844944
It was that and he pulled bible quotes he heard on family guy to justify it if anyone asked, chris doesn't read the bible. You'd think a guy who hates men because they steal all the pretty girls would find gays the least threatening.

>>8844951
He's a cunt. Enjoy it.

>>8844937
I think that describes all of us to a certain degree.

>>8844951
at first he didnt, but he deserved everything else once we saw how much of a terrible person he is

>>8844951
I know its cliche, but reading about him is great for perspective. I feel like anyone could take comfort that they're FUCKING NOT HIM.

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>>8844680
>imagine the smell

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>>8844958
>tfw I'm neither Chris Chan NOR Anthony Burch

Can cwc even be saved at this point or is the trans thing the point of no return

Some autistic Kiwi Farms fag is gonna buy this.

>>8844757
Sawn-e(or "ih)-choo

>>8844958
What a shitty ass thing to comfort yourself with.

>a-a-at least i'm not as bad as him, haha !

Awful ass mindset.

>>8844961
he's been irredeemable for years. The Kacey calls really solidify that

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>>8844960

>but you're still fucked up anyway

>>8844961
he's a crossdreser
he can't afford the treatment for body change and voice training

>>8844767
It is if you buy duplicates

>>8844961
I'm going to be completely honest. No edge, no trolling, no exaggeration. I legitimately believe he is completely lost. He will never have any concept of reality, or the slightest clue how to function on any level.

>>8844961
Chris needs full time supervising.

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>>8844680
>you will never be this entitled to someones money

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>>8844955
>>8844957
yeah he is a cunt
just feels bad when you can actually see him as a kid and just knowing how bad its going to get for the little tyke
ah well, nothing can be done about it now.
god speed chris you fucked individual you

>>8844961
>mfw i thought you mean cast when crit from PoE

>>8844962
they already did

>>8844972
>"AND I JUST WON"

But at what cost, Chris?

>>8844849
It's not. You either use "should've" or "should have."

>>8844971
his resentment to Cole is a marvel. Anyone with happiness/success in even a small amount infuriates him

>>8844969
Chris was fine if eccentric at worse 10 years ago, but you're right, he might need the rest of his life in a mental hospital. Maybe he might recover a bit, but unlikely.

>>8844971
>sony tv

Cwc is sony bro confirmed?

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>>8844971
Cole is just selfish! Why isn't he helping his dear sister and mother with their financial problems?!

>>8844961
I think we've long since past the point of no return. Maybe at some point, back when Chris was still a child, he could have been helped, taught to function to a certain degree in society. Now though; unlikely. Chris is in his mid-30's now and it's painfully obvious he cannot function in society. His mental capacity has rapidly decayed, he cannot take care of himself, he has no clue of how to budget money, doesn't want to work, etc.

And the thing is, everytime we think this is the worse he's going to get, he goes and does something to prove everyone wrong.

>>8844693
autism is a legit diagnosis meanwhile trannies are neurotic selfish freaks. oh so is chris

i dont care about traps but browse a MTF general for 5 mins and please convince me these people are human. or at the very least stable.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't annoying human effigies who plug their ears and yell LA LA LA at reality

>>8844964
For anyone who has doubts about themselves, seeing that they're not as bad as they think they are has benefits.

>>8844836
I felt so bad for Megan. She did so much for Chris and was always on his side. Chris took her for granted and drew a picture of him finger banging her. Even worse Chris's blamed her for being behind all the trolling.

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>>8844680
MUST RESIST

I know it's a little off topic, but if anyone wants to read the psyche evaluation for that nick bates kid,

https://pastebin.com/pjX41LpG

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>>8844956
Yeah, well, my job interviews ain't looking too good either, but Chris is a whole other thing, man.

>>8844961
He's lost, not even god himself could save that.

>>8844971
I couldn't come up with something this artistically coherent. Do you draw the background first? It's all in pencil, I don't see any of those dang eraser marks.

>>8844978
He always was a sony fanboy, dating back to when the PS3 was his life upgrade. Not to mention his intense hatred for xbox

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>>8844875
>chris invents Lets Play
>chris creats a comic featuring a fusion of the two most famous mascots in vidya history
>not relevant to /v/

Chris threads belong to any number of boards, he is a renaissance man.

TRASHED.com

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>>8844990
>autists cosplaying as an autist

F O R
F R E E

Fucking nu-mods

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>cwc
>not vidya related

but he's an avatar of the sonic fandom hivemind

sonic is video games right

MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

What the fuck, cwc is /v/ culture

WHY? AN ACTUAL THREAD WITHOUT ANY ARGUING FOR ONCE. FFS.

faggot mods let ass and anime threads stay up but CWC who has been "board culture" for years gets shitcanned.

not even r9k neet lashing out at le big bad moderation but fucking christ are they hypocrites.

>instant sage
lol

TRASHED

Well at least it isn't deleted.

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Told ya fags
Chris has never, and will never be /v/
He was only ever /b/ when we first found him
lurk more

Mods newfaggotry is showing strong.

oh COME ON
all of chirs' videos are made with the Playstation for god's sake

Mods are fags

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redditor mods

#BlueArmsMatter

>>8845023
>we
Lurk more

Serious question, since I've been away: what the fuck happened to mods? Why are they so delete-happy? I've seen them delete fucking VIDYA THREADS. What changed?

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Trash

>>8845044
Mods need to compensate for something.

>>8845023
>more
lurk moar

>>8845044
mods are always incompetent, it's not a 4chan thing.

>>8845067
Yeah, but its different now. They're A LOT more strict.

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sanic

>>8845044
not to defend them but there's a shit laod of crossboarding and less-than-subtle shit ythreads. whats the captain beefheart of vidya. twitter threads. bunch of garbage

but they dont delete those, only chris-chan threads

trust me: mods are sycophants and hypocrites, you'll have an easier time accepting it. if they like it, it stays.

It's not paranoia or r9k/pol acting out, it's just fact.

>>8845077
Someone probably went to IRC and complained the thread was muh ebil /pol/

>>8845044
Fucking Hiroshimoot can't decide what is or isn't vidya. We used to have the tertiary rule where anything vaguely vidya related was okay, meaning gamer fuel threads and the like. The rules got revised and now threads that were covered under the tertiary rule are now deleteable again.

>>8845080
Moar

We were better off when mods didn't give a shit.

Are you happy?
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

>>8845088
>>8845093
chris chan threads were being shitcanned before hiro took over though

I know I'm insane as the rest of you but lets be sensible, it's clear mods don't want chris/uli threads - probably because they always end in shitposts

>>8845104
Mods need to get rid of generals, it makes people think this is a traditional forum when it's generally chaotic in nature.

>>8845084
Well fuck.
Whaddya gonna do, rite

>>8844706

>not wanting to own original pieces by the Vincent Van Gough of our time

Chris Chan is literally the most well documented human being in the history of planet earth. Someday his original works will be worth more than anything Andy Warhol ever produced. Be like me, get in on the ground floor and send your kids to college with the sale of priceless objets d'art

>>8845119
Honestly the reason certain shit treads are deleted while other shit threads remain isn't because of the mods. It's because of the butthurt wannabe mods that report threads that they think is off topic. Other shit threads stay because no one is butthurt enough to report them.

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FOOLISH MODERATORS

>>8845156
You're not joking about the well documented part. The people who maintain the wiki may be as autistic as he is, but I'm surprised how objective the observations are, even if they constantly talk shit about him.

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>>8845101
sure, we're not on a blue board anymore

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>>8845204