The Lenny/Hunger Games thread (tlhg)
WATCH OUT FOR THAT-
>f dirk strider
>f minamoto no raikou
>f fujiwara no mokou
>f yorha no.9 type s
>>8827895
You see one butt and immediatly think about ERP?
You should maybe change your life priorities.
>>8827902
I'm s-sorry, I don't drink alcohol.
Not anymore atleast ...
>>8827909
Who?
>>8827919
Anything?
>shuffles through the room
>>8827930
You don't even have a skirt, Shima!
>>8827935
You think too much.
>>8827937
According to the magazines I find in my admirals office on cleaning duty, this is the correct way to wear them.
>Biggie Cheese enters the thread
>>8827973
When did I d-
>>8827987
That's too bad... You looked like the kind of girl who likes to get wasted
>sips her beer.
>>8827920(Rapist)
>gets diddle
Don't you think you're going a bit too far~?
>>8827947(Blue Demon)
Hello! Do you think you can help me out with this problem I'm having? I'm being diddled and I don't really appreciate it.
>>8827961(astolfo)
Hello there! How's life treating you today, effeminate boy?
>>8827987
And you, not enough! Hee hee!
>>8827891
Why people dye their hairs? not natural hair colors are gross
>>8827987
Lewd cop! Put your hands in the air.
>Laura prepared her schwarzer regen
You are charged for indecency. You are now under arrest. You have the rights to remain silent.Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law of Hunger Games.
Now cease your actions at once and act with decency.
>>8827891
Your people? I don't remember such skinny, young man being part of the Minamoto clan.
>>8827933
Question? I thought that you were just trying to insult me and my attire. What's there to say about that? Am I supposed to explain my choice of clothing to an insect?
>Raikou giggles at the thought of something so silly
That was a fine joke.
>>8828024
Fuck off Aqua
>>8828024
>Injects you with Succinylcholine
>Fucks you
>Cums inside you
>You like this
>>8828042
Go die.
>f ge-ge
The last peace slide. Winner's on its way soon.
>>8828002
SMOOOOOTH
JUST LIKE A SILK
>>8827987
>The Quarkman pops their head out of the bush, staring down at the girl.
As long as it doesn't bother me. So.... yeah.
>>8828007
Oh my... That's the first time I've been asked to do that but... hmm why not.
>>8827920
>takes out a whip and strikes the rapist until she gives up.
>>8828007
Done. What do you give me in exchange now?
>>8828048
>It was all just your dream
>>8828060
>steals your eyepatch
>runs off with it
>>8828006
No, you're mistaken.
Not anymore ...
After THAT NIGHT
>lighting strike behind her for dramatic effect
>>8828017
Don't think, feel.
>>8828024
And what if I don't compile? What will you do?
>>8828053
>her shuffles turns into breakdance
>>8828039
Insult?
>she smiles and clap your hands.
Oh no! I think it suits you quite well actually... I'm just trying to figure out what kind of person you are... I've met too much people hiding behind a false mask of purity and diligence, I know how to spot the redflags after a while..
WINNER UP NEXT
PLACE YOUR BETS
>>8828052
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBASTEEK
>>8828060
Fuck off, I literally only just found out what that drug is, it can't be a dream.
>>8828082
>>8828060
>kicks the shit out of
>gives eyepatch back to other person
>>8827987
Yeah yeah, whatever. I got this cool inner-tube so I'm fine. You on the other hand don't have an excuse.
>>8827980
>shimakaze shoots a thick load of semen all over your face before peacefully falling asleep.
>>8828023
What do you mean by this? This is my natural hair color. It's very rude to say such a thing to people, Gabriel-chan.
>>8828039
I guess that's because you've got bad observational skills. I've always been here, mom. I don't know if you can remember, but I'm Joris Cullen. It's a pleasure to meet you.
>>8828055
>he extends his hand towards the demon
Why, what better gift than the gift of touching human flesh? The smooth sensation will send you on a whirl of pleasures.
>>8828094
That night huh?
>she laughs and friendly pats the girl's back.
Say no more, I understand. I've dealt with such things myself... But I don't think I could give up the sweet taste of alcohol though
>she drinks another.
>>8828094
Keh? Feel? Feel what?!
>>8828094
>The Quarkman puffs up their cheeks.
Pffft....
("I don't why this is hilarious when she does it... but heh, pretty entertaining.")
>>8828094
>compile
>it's hitlers birthday thurday
>>8828124
How the hell you get that natural hair color? did your mom eat too much froot loops or something?
>>8828124
>She looks at him in the eye, expecting a punchline or something.
...Are you serious? That girl seemed to have, I didn't break her enjoyment just to touch something I can have for free.
>>8828145
thursday*
>>8828082
>>8828114
Damn.... I'll just get another one I guess.
>she takes out a detonator
Goodbye.
>She presses the detonator
>the eyepatch explodes
>>8828110
Trust me. It's all just your dream.
>>8828094
>compile
Hunger Games Jail you go. Wanna take a glimpse of it? >>8827097
I bet maybe one of you was rooting for our loser. And to his own dirty trick! Well played.
>>8828098
I heard you were dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5h6wItMglM
OUR WINNER
>>8828160
>aa she presses a button, a small explosion is seen off in the distance.
Ow...
Here are your placements. Thanks for playing!
>>8828169
>>8828178
The winner was obvious... What is a man to a god?...
Thank you for the game Lenny.
>>8828150
What do you take my mother for? She ate nothing but the best foods this earth has to offer. My father on the other hand...let's just say his diet consists of tuna~
>>8828156
Is that how you feel? Okay! How much money would you like? If I can't give you something sentimental I might as well give you something that can buy you security.
>>8828178
He's your winner, not mine. Thank you for hosting.
>>8828178
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting
>>8828178
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8828185
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8828169
the boombasteek one lives on
>>8828117
Please, you show off your thong to everybody and don't even feel any shame.
You're a pure-blooded slut.
>>8828128
No ... after THAT NIGHT
>lightning strike for dramatic effect
I have given up on it ... It's better, believe me.
>>8828134
Feel what you think, duuuh.
>>8828135
>begins crumping
>>8828160
Seems like a fun place with lots of friendly people that enjoy what they do.
>>8828095
False sense of purity and diligence? I know nothing about things like that... but being accused made me feel really sad.
After all, I'm nothing but a mother, and no mother would do something like that.
>>8828124
>Raikou first just stares at "Joris Cullen" without any emotion in her eyes, but a second later she starts smiling
Ahh, yes! Now I remember! How silly of me!
>She walks up to "Joris Cullen" and gently pats his head
I hope you won't get mad at me for this.
>>8828190
Oh, then is because your father eats a lot of tuna
>>8828160
Oh hey, it's you.
>>8828185
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8828190
Now we're talking. I don't need any corny boyfriends thanks, but a nice pile of billets will do yes..
>>8828208
>another lighting strike
What's wrong with the weather today?
Oh well, I guess humans can't handle alcohol as much as we do.
I won't insist further then.
RULES OF NATURE
>>8828178
>>8828185
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>telltale try to ruin ANOTHER franchise with their shitty point and click copy+paste where descisions dont mean shit
>>8828185
Ain't that a shocker... Still, thanks. >>8828208
Pffft... Hahahahaahahahaha!
>The Quarkman holds onto their chest, looking at the girl with a slight smile on their face.
Okay, okay i'll admit, that was pretty out there. Entertaining and out there.
HEY KAMINA
IF YOU LIKE TO TALK TO TOMATOES
>>8828160
How would I dream about something I didn't know about until a few moments ago? Just accept that you got fucked ffs
>>8828208
Alright - then I FEEL that you don't think enough! Hah hah hah!
>>8828263
>What now?
>>8828294
Guardians of the galaxy
>>8828225
No mother ever do?...
>she chuckles
(How naive...) Oh yeah, of course, my mistake. I thought you were another one of *those* teenagers. Time hasn't laid its fangs on you it seems.
>>8828183
Sorry. That was a bomb because I know people around here are known for stealing things from me. Especially my eyepatch.
>>8828208
>Erica that you?
Oh they do. And You do belong there more than here at this current standpoint.
>>8828234
[obligatory reply]
>>8828290
Nah you're dreaming anon. None of that happens.
>>8828263
It's only ruined if you let them win.
>>8828225
>Joris grabs her wrist before it makes contact with his head
Please, it doesn't look good if you so freely touch me like that. You wouldn't want people thinking you've finally come into your own field, right~?
>Joris lets go and smiles at the women
But, I don't think I could get mad at you. You may be a little abrasive, but I'm sure I'll be able to look past that eventually.
>>8828228
>he continues to look smile at Gabriel, but loses some energy, slowly looking more and more drained
You're not the brightest person here, are you?
I want you to take another guess. What else can have a tuna taste, as well as a tuna smell?
>>8828239
Hahaha, how cute of you to assume I'd ever hit on someone like you.
>he pulls out unmarked Turkish lira and hands it to the demon
This should be enough for you. You can buy yourself whatever you desire with this. I will say that I hope you keep your belongings far away from this place. I don't want your ungodly smells polluting the area.
>>8828300
>Oh, yeah, I heard about a game coming out for that, but I had no idea Telltale was making it. This oughta be interesting.
>>8828322
>>8828225
>would ever do*
>>8828323
hmmf
typical
... bitch
>>8828331
>When she hears this, she makes a twisted face, a mix of hurted pride and genuine smirk
What's wrong with racists today? Pff, anyway, thanks for the cash, but don't expect too much
>>8828331
Eeeeh? don't make hard questions
Welcome to the Warzone
>>8828404
My favorite
>>8828392
Today? What was so different about racists yesterday? Don't tell me, you secretly want to get lynched, don't you? You're a lot more hardcore than I thought you were!
Honestly, I'm a bit surprised. What's a demon like you going to use foreign currency on?
>>8828401
I'll make it simple for you, then. My father was promiscuous man that slept around with many women. It wouldn't be too far-fetched for him to find one with green hair. He is wealthy enough to search for one, after all.
>>8828322
Teenager? I've never expected to meet anyone who would mistake me for a youngling, but I suppose demons don't know much about humans, right?
>>8828331
>Raikou completely ignores "Joris Cullen"'s weak attempt to stop her hand, and pats his head with almost enough force to break his neck while doing so
You know what I hate the most, dear? When someone tries to pretend that they are part of my family. Because a mother loves her family more than anything... So if people lie about that, it makes me feel really mad.
It actually makes me want to disembowel those people.
>>8828442
>drops daisy cutter
>>8828323
I do not know where I belong.
>>8828485
>Joris steps back from mother and rubs his neck as his forces out an awkward laugh
You do know somewhere down the bloodline we're related, yea? Human's are all connected somewhere, somehow. Even if it dates back to Adam and Eve.
>>8828488
>watches the explosion from the ocean's turbulent waves because she chose to surf
>>8828457
...Nah, I've just been wonderwing why there are so much goody two shoes around here right now...
And pfff... I haven't thought that far. Probably spend it on those turkish drugs or dishes maybe. I've heard it's quite good.
>>8828485
>smirks
More than you think but... humans have become so strange today, little girls that are actually 200years old, guys that looks like females, you can never know.
>>8828457
Oh... that's kind of sad, and very common at the same time, a man that wants to make love to every woman he can, they are just teens that their hormones stay the same way and grow up to adults
>>8828552
What makes you think I'm a goody two-shoes? For all you know I could have...killed someone before.
>Amami chuckles, maintaining eye contact with the blue demon
Wouldn't that be something~? Someone like me...killing someone...that wouldn't be too likely, now would it?
Those Turkish drugs you're talking about aren't good for you. You might suffer some side effects from it. Maybe even get a tummy ache too. I suggest spending that money somewhere else. Maybe somewhere a little more wholesome.
>>8828564
Exactly. It's utterly despicable. That man...I can't hate him any more than I do now. Human's that play with others like that are truly the worst. I only hope my brothers sisters don't grow up to be anything like him.
>>8828528
I see, so you're a clever boy, Joris. But please make sure you won't joke around with something so important ever again. Okay?
>Raikou gently taps the hilt of her sword
Because that would make me really sad if you did it again.
>>8828552
Yes, that's just how humans are, but that's also the most wonderful thing about of them. Being unique and weird is quite interesting, but I thought it was the same for demons.
I mean, I've seen different versions of your kind, like disgusting onis and whatever you're supposed to be...
>>8828500
You're beyond helping.
>she sighs
Just don't make too much fuss, wear things properly and don't raise your skirt like that.
You're are expected to be dignified and proud girl. Not a whore who's looking for money in the middle of Yoshiwara.
>>8828632
Have you ever thought about not getting sad over something so small, so trivial, so dumb? As an adult, it's your job to not let things I say bother you to the point of vaguely threatening me~
>>8828638
But it's such an easy way to make money.
I don't want to work at a Lawson for the rest of my life.
And the army dosn't pay that much either.
I was wanting to pick up a fate but I don't know if they've been used or not
Has HG fucked with your personal life?
>>8828661
And it's also my job to teach you a lesson right now, because it seems like your mother forgot to do it.
>>8828676
Fine. Let me ask you this. How much do you get from doing these lines of work?
>>8828698
>I fucked up my finals because of HG. But then again, I still pass, but below my expectations.
>>8828614
>she smirks
Admitting something? That'd make you a lot more interesting for sure. The nice ones tends to be the more fucked up inside... I like the contrast.
...
But still I think I'll take those drugs, they don't affect me the way they do to... Unless... Unless you have a better, idea, mhh?
>>8828632
Disgusting onis...Are you implying I'm not disgusting? heh that's a start I guess.
>She offers a hand idly
You can call me Astaroth. I'm a succubus.
>>8828707
Barely enough to afford a private room in Tokyo.
Then again, Tokyo is very expensive.
>>8828696
Illyasviel Von Einzbern is free.
>>8828698
Nope, complete opposite.
HG helped my personal life, by a good margin.
>>8828726
Sweet
>wake up
>find out the nigger that killed the old black guy is dead
All is right now.
>>8828698
I had a job interview today but preferred to stay at home in the HG thread
btw new game when
>>8828740
>wake up
>see this
Today's gonna be a good day.
>>8828740
>implying
Nig killed himself, he got the easy way out.
>>8828698
It actually helped me. Specially with interaction with other people in real life.
>>8828740
It's never all right until we turn fruits into vegetables
>>8828740
Details?
>>8828705
My mother was never really around, you see. The only role model I've had was my father, and I like to think I'm nothing like him.
It seems like you need to be taught a lesson about threatening kids. Don't you realize how much trouble you'll be in from attacking someone who's as innocent as a butterfly?
>>8828708
I've never said anything, Ms. Astaroth. Why're you assuming things about me? If you fall for things I say that easily, then...never mind.
Of course. I have many ideas that are better than drugs. Use that money to educate yourself by traveling around, relying on nothing but your wits and survival knowledge. The risk you take doing this triumphs any sensation you get when you try whatever Turkish drugs you had in mind.
While it's quiet, do this
>>8828708
Ohh, I didn't try to imply anything like that, but I just despise those creatures the most out of all the demons. After all, they have no purpose in life, beyond being violent beasts, so it's not wrong to want to decapitate them.
>>8828722
Do you realize that the army pays you 6 times more than a week in a 5 star hotel in tokyo?
I suppose that would make you think twice on quitting the Army.
>>8828740
If only the nigger had killed you instead of the old guy..
>>8828770
>one less parasite sucking the system dry
>2 if you count the old man
>>8828800
Same.
Since we don't have a game, say hi to >>8827097
>>8828816
>old veteran with a family
>sucking the system dry
Off yourself
>>8828840
What a mental flan.
>>8828833
>exactly :^)
>>8828833
cuckine isn't capable of rational thought
>>8828802
I don't know which army you work for, but I get the minimum wage of 973,4 yen per hour.
Transport fees are not included.
Both in my army job and at Lawson Station.
>>8828840
PUDDI PUDDI
>>8828770
It doesn't matter as long as he's dead, plus he took the pussy way out. Not even suicide by cop, what a faggot.
>>8828774
Civilian reported his vehicle in a McDonald's parking lot, Pennsylvania State Police found him and a pursuit was engaged, he shot himself shortly after.
>>8828816
Stop trying to be controversial, you cuck. Some innocent fucking guy died because some nigger was butthurt his girlfriend dumped him.
>>8828776
Amami!
>Leo runs towards him to give him a hug
>>8828851
>>8828828
No, fuck that. I always get ignored or molested. Neither one is all that fun to experience
>>8828776
Oh that's it?
>She looks disappointed, even moreso by the boy scout-tier suggestion.
I'll pass, I've already seen much more place than you ever will...
>she idly takes out a beer, and drinks the boredom away.
I suppose you don't drink...?
>>8828799
>she takes out her hand; not surprised at all and just smiles.
Well, there is no "right" either so just do as you please really. They have their own justice, you got yours.
>>8828875
Fine... I just wanted to piss someone off anyway...
>>8828816
Shut the fuck up Yukine
Since we don't have a game, kiss Suz >>8828883
>>8828902
I don't want to catch aids anon
>>8828777
cmon folks
>>8828902
I'm leaving
bye.
>>8828898
It's okay to be happy once in a while y'know.
>>8828875
Stop acting like you care about it, faggot.
>>8828910
I'll do it during dead hours, it's fairly active right now.
>>8828263
>>8828300
>"Sam, remind me why we sold our rights to Telltale again?"
Because our only other option was shut down by the the mouse.
>"Oh right... Funny how the company that bought out or original owners also bought out the company that owns the rights to the franchise that's stealing our thunder."
Really makes you think, little buddy.
>>8828926
Holy shit, a little bunny.
>pets the bunny with upmost discrimination
>>8828924
Try harder.
>>8828879
>the assault on Amami happens without any struggle or restraint, but the hug isn't returned
...Oh? How do you know my name when we've never met before? I know I'm somewhat of a celebrity, but you don't look like someone that would keep track of Japanese personalities.
>>8828889
Is there no end to how many rules you're willing to break? Even if I were to say yes, what makes you think I would want whatever, excuse my language, piss water you hand me? Do you expect me to be weak enough to take whatever a suspicious person hands me?
>>8828925
Thanks
What is the term for a villian Mary Sue?
>>8828933
>"Do that again if you're sure you won't miss both of your hands."
Max is a walking bear trap, so I also wouldn't advise touching his soft underdeveloped head.
>>8828969
Mary Sue with a goatee
>>8828969
Baron Blade
>>8828973
>touches his soft underdeveloped head
yeah right
>>8828698
Nah. It's just something to kill time.
>>8828975
Did someone just say goatee?
>>8828864
What..... that's even more than what I got! Are you sure you are just not wasting your money on useless peripherals!?
If you get 973,4 yen per HOUR then you can stay in the hotel forever! Heck that is above average pay in japan!
>>8828994
Someone say kill?
>>8829002
EVIL
>>8828944
Huh? Course we met, don't you remember our whole adventure?
>>8828910
sure why not
>>8828944
Rules? What rules?
Meh, it was a simple act of sharing, it's always more fun to drink with something.
I'm don't know if you're weak or not, but you sure are stuck up.
>sips
What's your name kid?
>>8829002
Bizzaro > Darkest timeline
>>8829005
Wait, is this the eyepatch girl with white hair from that shitty harem mecha series?
>>8828992
>"Alright now you've done it!"
>Max latches onto the anonymous poster's arm and begins gnawing on it without second thought, causing excruciating pain.
Well, can't say I didn't warn ya.
>>8829024
Nice.
>>8829021
We all became evil in the darkest timeline, every single one of you.
Except Kamina, he became a succesful stripper.
>>8829029
Of course you fool, do you think we enjoy the darkest timeline?
>>8829044
AAAAAAHHHHHH! GET HIM OFF ME! AREN'T YOU A COP!?
>>8829044
THE RABBIT HAS RABIES
CALL ANIMAL CONTROL
>>8829035
That's me. Laura Bodewig of the Infinite Stratos.
>>8829056
And those who are already evil, do they become good in the darknest timeline?
Do any of you have the Chie excited image?
>>8829005
Uh, no?
That's the bare minimum wage of Tokyo.
And Hotels cost up to 40.000 per night. Then you need food, which is 10.000 yen per day, Metro which is between 800 and 1500 per day, depending if I have a army shift and a night shift at lawson.
973yen per hour.
Those 0,4 might not even be added to it.
>>8829024
who is this
NGW?
>>8829088
Lenny?
>>8829069
Just making sure
>>8829073
Most of them died, now that I think about, or they become even more evil
The darkest timeline is the timeline where everyone gets the worse outcome.
All because of that damn dice.
>>8829100
i meant who is it supposed to be inside
>>8829112
What if the darkest timeline is actually the prime timeline, where everything is MEANT to turn out as the worst?
>>8829089
Won't be able to host tonight most likely. Sorry.
>>8829141
>everyone
>>8829130
There are an infinite amount of timelines, thinking yours is the prime timeline is just foolish
The real prime timeline has dinosaurs, so it's frikking awesome, but I won't last long there
>tfw code still in the making so I can't host.
But it's coming at a fast pace.
>>8829159
Better than what I can say about my progress
>>8829059
Oh I must have forgotten...
You're under arrest for assaulting a police officer!
>Sam attempts to handcuff the dangerous criminal, but Max is blocking the way to his hands.
Max, do you mind letting go of the assaulter for a moment? I can't handcuff him with you tearing at his arm flesh.
>"Sure thing."
>Max finally lets go of the Anon's brutalized arm, leaving it bloody and missing some muscles. Sam then immediately cuffs what's left of his arm with his other thankfully unharmed hand.
>>8829063
No, that's just Max on a normal Tuesday.
>"You should see what I'm like on a Saturday!"
Let's not and say we did.
>>8829149
I am indeed everyone. Including you.
>>8829112
But wouldn't be the worst outcome for a villain to become what he hates the most ?
Effectively making him a hero ?
>>8829155
/pol/ already explained in a very nice example that we are in the prime timeline since Trump won the presidence and delivered proof that Meme Magic exists.
>>8829175
W-WHAT?! He was assaulting me! I have rights!
>>8829086
But do you forget that you have a base that you can live in so you can always factor out the living cost?
Oh and are you always searching for restaurants that are terribly expensive? Food cost no more than 1,000 yen!
Ramen stalls costs 500 yen even! Where are you going! And the metro route costs 900 yen per trip! From Tokyo to Toei!
You are practically living the life of every salaryman's dream in japan! Being in the army as a trainer, Free base to sleep in with no little to no price for your stay. Heck you don't even need to use your money at all for food since you have free food from the army. What exactly are you doing?
>>8829175
You fucking nail these characters. I love you knux.
>>8829159
>not having 2 codes and another in the making
>>8829227
But you only host one of them, Yukine. And every blue moon at that.
>>8829227
same
>>8829181
Look, it doesn't work like that for everyone. Every villian has his motives, some more complex than others
>>8829183
I can think of 50 000 more timelines like that, hell in one of them Trump has fire magic
>>8829227
Not like that means a lot now, Yukine
>>8829227
One good code >>> Many codes with blank events
What are you listening to
>>8829252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVli0334lD0
>>8829252
best soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7FOjklX6ds
>>8829252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7SkrYF8lCU
>>8829252
>Pandora Thumbprint Radio. Right now it's "Swim" by In Flames.
>>8829186
I gave you very explicit instructions on not touching my little buddy's head. And you did it anyways. Therefore you understood the consequences that that would entail and you assaulted my partners poor soft and mailable skull.
>"Don't let the mean man touch me like that again Sam!"
He'll be sure not to ever touch a rabbit ever again after he's been sentenced to 50 years in the slammer.
>>8829195
(Thanks. They're really fun to play around the with.)
>>8829236
>usually 3 times a week
>once in a blue moon
ok
>>8829237
oh
>>8829240
It means making a code is nothing special and shouldn't be treated as such, it should be expected
>>8829251
good thing you have neither
>>8829252
The most evil song known to mankind, the Pokémon themesong in reverse
>>8829272
How's the sex tape coming along?
>>8829252
Square Hammer - Ghost
>Bear in mind that I am a catholic :^)
Buon Pomeriggio
>>8829288
Don't you mean the Pokémon Go earrape song?
>>8829252
Johnny Cash.
>>8829252
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0VAF-4Er7_A
>>8829252
I'm deaf, I can't listen to anything.
>>8829193
Three meals a day.
Even if you go for cheap food, you have to eat three times a day.
And it's up to 900 ONE way. You also have to return.
The base dosn't offer any sort of privacy though, I prefer to have my own life, even if I can't barely afford it.
Why haven't you picked up hosting?
>>8829296
*unzips dick*
>>8829329
My writing isn't good enough to make a decent code.
>>8829329
I have never hosted before
>>8829329
Oh, believe me, I picked it up. And now I can't put it back down! Hah hah!
>>8829311
Very evil indeed, my evil friend.
But no, that's intentionally evil, which makes it less evil when it comes to songs
>>8829329
Brantsteele charges 10$ per game in the darkest timeline
>>8829329
I hosted a game once. Everything went to hell pretty quick.
>>8829252
https://youtu.be/JSxNW5dDYEY
>>8829329
it's not even hard, yet europoors are still too retarded to be able to do it during their afternoon
>>8829350
Wimp.
>>8829337
>Zips off your dick and throws it at someone
You do need to be careful about that kind of thing Anon
>>8829288
Wow, I would have expected the most evil song to be the piercing screams of the damned.
>"Or Bosco's cover of My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion."
>>8829291
You hush.
>"Yeah, it's supposed to be a surprise, idiot!"
>>8829352
>Blaming it on europoors when the amerifats are the lazy ones
Wew laddy
https://soundcloud.com/kmfdm-official/blood-vs-money
>>8829346
Alright, alright, I've been overhearing this "evil timeline" gibberish. I'll take the bait - what am I?
>>8829351
It matters to me. I don't want people complaining about how shitty my code is, I want to make something good and I want people to enjoy it.
>>8829252
>>8829370
r-reeeee
>>8829329
Too much pressure and wouldn't want to disappoint
>>8829361
Well if it's meant to be a surprise don't let images leak
SOMEBODY FUCKING HOST I NEED MY FIX OF DEATH AND SHIT
>>8829329
I'm retired
>>8829361
Again, also very evil
Are you evil Sam and Max? Where are your goatees?
>>8829373
You killed yourself shortly after the national ban on Rock music
>>8829329
Because it's fucking tedious.
>>8829390
M-masaka!?
Is this the real Archer?
>>8829329
Because I don't want to host anymore.
>>8829329
Because I am a thinskinned homo and I don't want to be shitposted.
>>8829399
What about Hoshi? What's he like in the darkest timeline?
Given the sheer number of pussies in this thread whining about how "hard" it is to host, I propose we start treating the hosts with the respect they deserve.
>>8829406
Yes.
>>8829329
Because the payoff isn't worth the effort
>>8829421
nah
>>8829399
That is...!
...Keh? Strangely, it feels right. I've no idea why. Whatever!
>>8829425
Naisu.
>>8829329
>Im pretty tired when I go on hg, since I use it to chill.
>>8829417
I can't tell you much without affecting the timeline itself.
I don't want to fade out of existance
Let's just say that he didn't fly so good.
>>8829433
Suicide, being shot jn the head, it's the same thing in the end
Just wear the damn goatee next time
>people begs for a game
>we give them one
>they shitposts
>Don't give them anymore
>"Waah waah we need more hosts"
>"So host then"
>"N-No I'm gonna get shitposted like I did"
Typical.
>>8829421
But we already treat them with niceness?
>>8829252
I love this song~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoFhVwKzzRk
>>8829466
*people beg
*they shitpost
>>8829386
Max...
>'Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have trusted with keeping the recording! Well, surprise!"
>Both Sam and Max stare in awkward silence for a few minutes.
>>8829399
Well, no. We're the good Sam and Max, Freelance Police!
>"We only beat up innocent strangers for a very good reason! "
I'm still not sure if "throwing the pizza delivery man out of a two story window because he was five minutes late" was a very good reason.
>"How else do you expect them to learn from their mistakes?"
>>8829466
And we got obnoxious faggots like you to thank, King Knight.
>>8829466
Red is certainly butthurt thisq evening
>>8829466
I'll host under the hour if possible
>>8829492
Is King Knight ESL?
>>8829504
Thanks anon
>>8829490
Huh, I almost forgot there is almost no difference between the two, cartoon logic can be immume to the effect of darkest timelineness
>>8829504
Thanks!
>>8829368
well they're the ones not doing anything
their the timezone that goes
>but muh werkin on code
>>8829499
>what did I do?
>>8829328
3 meals a day, that will cost you 1500 per day not 10,000. That is going dirt cheap going for ramen stalls everyday or even PepperLunchâ„¢.
2 way trip of a metro is 900 x 2. So that's 1800.
And you want some privacy instead. A cheap private apartment costs 50,000 per month. Lets say the apartment costs 73,000 per month
So judging from your costs you have 130,000 Yen each month Approximately.
As stated you gain 973 per hour which is a bare minimum on wage. Since you are at the army, You are at least expected to work for 10 hours a day. And your times at lawson would be at least 6 hours at max which according to you have the same wage. So per month you get 467000 Yen.
I don't see the problem here which you seem to be making a fuss out of.
Oh and I can guarantee you, that the army pays more than Lawsons.
>>8829466
>host
>games still get shitposted
>still host cause not a fucking bitch baby
holy shit, I didn't know this was an option
You can just ignore people!?
Really makes you think
>>8829544
God fucking dammit shut the fuck up Aqua
>>8829520
>"Well now I'm curious. What ARE the evil Freelance Police like?"
Do they pour the milk in the bowl before the cereal?
>"God Sam, don't even joke about things like that!"
>mfw well liked ava and host but secretly a shitposter
>>8829559
The series got a reboot
3.7/10 score reviews
>>8829545
>Yukine
>Not a bitch baby
>>8829559
You don't pour milk before putting the cereal?
>>8829581
>shitposts you till you generate pasta... again
bitch baby
see this one!?
it's a massive exaggeration
>>8829545
>hurrr I'm so cool
>I host on hg and it's all I've ever done with my life
>>8829584
Anon...
There is no cereal in the darkest timeline, only raisins
>>8829608
I am not talking about that.
>>8829544
Oh my, I'm sorry. I totally fucked up with the numbers there.
That's my bad.
Also, the army dosn't really pay that much for a desk job.
Don't forget taxes, healthcare and other costs.
>>8829596
Guess which body part I'm going to stab you in blondy!
Yukine I hate to admit it but the only thing people get excited for in regard to your game is the chance of winning one of your mediocre webm winscreens.
>>8829618
Imagine raisin bran
Now remove the actual cereal, all you have left is raisins
This is the only cereal sold in the evil supermarkets
>>8829525
And yet our best host is european
>>8829631
I don't care about your Nega-world.
>>8829640
And nobody cares about you.
>>8829579
That sounds horrible!
>"Be more specific, it's it Teen Titan's reboot bad, or simply Power Puff Girls reboot bad?"
Those both sound equally terrible.
>"Except one dominates the entire network."
>>8829584
>"We're not barbarians."
Only some of the most disgusting and vile people would dare pour the milk before the cereal.
>>8829599
got a job
put money into the system
not that far along in my life yet
also
>t. anon in basement
lmao
>>8829621
You wouldn't stab me. what are you gonna do? Stab me in the back?
>>8829627
and?
the games were an experement. meant to be much bigger than tribute satisfaction
>>8829633
1 (one) host
euro still fails as a whole
>>8829658
>meant to be much bigger than tribute satisfaction
But tribute satisfaction is the most important thing about hosting, isn't it?
Who is the evilest Ava in HG?
>>8829658
>the games were an experement. meant to be much bigger than tribute satisfaction
Which was? Genuine question.
>>8829627
You got Seth and Yukine mixed.
>>8829658
>hurr I work a minimum wage and earn an honest cuck's salary
>totally not a faggot though!
rofl
>>8829631
I mean, I'd be ok with eating it.
>>8829658
Nah. The chest! Woulden't want to hurt that stupid crybaby face of yours now.
>>8829666
yes but it was meant as a concept
the game is what you would call a tech demo
you know what those are, right?
>>8829678
the line: changed
>>8829679
Nice meme
>sorry for the late response
>>8829023
Hm? No, I have no idea who you are. In fact, this is the first time meeting a man that looks like you.
>>8829028
You're free to drink while you're talking to me, but I'll have to decline. If I'm going to drink anything at all it'll be a nice Italian wine, not whatever you bring to the table.
As for my name...I don't know if I should tell you. That's classified information after all~
>>8829683
I said nothing about being a fag
stop projecting
>>8829679
Obvious bait but I'll bite.
Yukine: Default winscreen and a render of the character pasted over the same animation+music each time.
Seth: Goes out of his way to make every winscreen unique. Animations of the character that won and matching color schemes.
>>8829689
Ah right, Seth doesn't even do winscreens anymore because he's a lazy sack of shit.
>>8829619
We all make mistakes don't worry. And as for Tax, Don't forget you have tax breaks since you're in the army. And as far as I know Japan has healthcare for Armies. And aren't you a trainer? Because judging from your uniform, that is not an ordinary Japanese Navy uniform.
>>8829657
Imagine horrible levels akin to the Fantastic 4 reboot
>>8829668
I'd have to say Evil Aussa, blackmailing everyone to quit their job is pretty evil.
>>8829684
You're a monster
>>8829706
I do it that way so I can start making them and have them ready when the game ends
Now I'm doing that and the first 9 were as I was changing to my new comp
>>8829697
>Not a problem
Heh? If you wanted wine you really just had to ask, but you're too annoying, I feel like it's gonna to be a waste to share it with you.
>>8829697
Im Leo remember? I'm a girl?
>>8829728
also this
>>8829737
even if they did its pretty pathetic though, don't you think?
>>8829713
Hehe, no, just no sense of taste.
>>8829752
That people shitpost others for hosting, or that people stop hosting as a result? Either way, yes.
>>8829712
Nope, no tax breaks unless you work in the fighting force.
And it's less of a "Trainer" position, it's more a kindergarten teacher position.
>>8829740
Annoying because I'm not being overly nice to you? Well excuse me. I don't like being overly nice to people that look like they expect it. There's nothing worse than someone that's overly nice to everyone they meet.
>>8829741
Are you positive about that? You don't particularly look like a girl. I think I'm better at looking like a woman than you. I guess it can't be helped. We can start calling you Leon as to not get you mixed up.
>>8829788
Can't stand those guys either don't worry, but your stiffness is getting on my nerves. I don't know, chill out a bit.
>keeps drinking.
>>8829672
Quick Max, give me an arbitrary excuse to arrest this man.
>"Well... He's not jay-walking, so...."
>Max casually stuffs a plastic bag of marijuana inside the man's suit. He then immediately pulls it out, acting surprised.
>"Sam, we got a 420-P on our hands, I repeat, we got a 420-P."
Good job little buddy.
Sir, you're under arrest for carrying illegal drugs, this specific one being the absolute worst of all!
>"Should I cuff em now, Sam?"
Be my guest!
>Max then begins to cuff the perpetrator justly.
You people make me sick?
>>8829713
So we don't anything that makes us the Freelance Police?
>"Don't forget the dark rooms Sam!"
That's... That's just... I can't even begin to describe how bad that sounds...
>"Well I can! THAT'S JUST SOME OF THE WORST-"
>Max then begins to rant about the reboot so hard that it would make most internet critics blush.
>"-AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND BUY THE ENTIRETY OF THE ORIGINAL SERIES WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE TIME! The money is where it hurts people!"
>>8829824
I'm as "chill" as I need to be. Just because I'm not being a troublemaker doesn't mean I'm not chill.
And besides, who could possibly stay chill when a demon's standing right in front of them? If I haven't seen your types before I would be sweating with nervousness right about now.
>>8829788
Looking like a woman is not a priority for me. You actually used to call me Leon as a way of teasing me. Are you sure you aren't messing with me?
>>8829712
>you will never do tax returns with laura
>Describe HG using one pic and zero words.
>>8829892
>>8829892
>>8829892
>>8829892
>>8829892
>>8829892
>>8829889
>Amami takes a moment to think, switching facial expressions every so often, each getting progressively more and more expressive
Looks like I'm not much of an actor. I remember who you are, Leo. If I remember correctly, you weren't supposed to be able to come back here after you left.
>>8829892
>>8829892
>>8829877
>smirks
Many people do actually and believe it or not, many likes it as well, there are so much stereotypes this day... And well, I didn't do anything "wrong" did I?
>she conjures a bag of crips and starts eating.
Want some? Too cheap for you maybe?
>>8829892
>>8829968
Not accurate. People don't give a fuck about anyone enough to do that.
>>8829973
>tfw playing Dreamland 3 right now
>>8829999
I like memes
Somebody please host
>>8829779
Fine. Do what you want. As long as you keep your uniform proper and your actions proper. I am the commander around here in this place. As far as I know Yuubari is an admiral. Should you want to do military work, you know where to go. Oh and.... Ask Yuubari for a private chambers and food.
We're cutting off the costs. No more expensive lifestyle for you.
Any complaints?
>>8829892
>>8830006
>>8830016
Yeah, lots of complaints.
>>8830016
>slightly suspicious bulge
>>8830025
you have go back
>>8830016
>>8830049
oWo~
>>8830048
Fine. Fire away. What are your complaints.
>>8830043
Uhh.... Hi.
>>8830049
I can assure you that is perfectly natural and fine.
>>8829970
Nope! What these people do are none of my concern. While I would like to do things in a peaceful manner, I know full well that it's impossible. People will do whatever they can do flaunt whatever power they have around here, and that usually resorts in someone paying a price.
>he reaches his hand towards the bottom of the bag and pulls one out
Though I agree with the stereotype comment. I don't like when people assume I'm some sort of whoreish playboy, as I'm sure you don't like when others assume you're a whoreish, as they say, semen demon.
>>8829947
Much has happened since I left, it's been about a year. I think. I figured I'd visit an old friend.
>>8830016
Commander? Of what empire!
>>8830065
What's This?
>>8830109
I hope it's not what I think it is
>>8830055
(For some reason I always thought that was supposed to be Know Your Meme at a glance. Which is also weird since I'm pretty sure that artist is from tumblr.
>>8830095
Technically, it has only been about a month since you've left. I don't know what happened once you left, but I do know that many things have happened since then. For instance, I've recently gotten married.
>>8830079
>she looks at his hand with delight
That's better!
Oh and... Stereotypes have an hint of truth to them, it only gets bad if when people mix it with petty concepts of "good" and "evil"?
>bites another crips
A playboy you say?... I guess they like them skinny nowadays..
>>8830106
I was the Leader and the head pilot of the Schwarzer Regen of Germany. I can only assume that my power of that influence can get me commander in this place.
>it's a misinformed retarded youtuber tries to get his audience to vote against the better intrests of the UK edition
>>8830144
>>8830144
Time works oddly I guess...w-w-wait, you got married? To whom?
>>8830159
As you've said, there's some merit behind them. A playboy, for instance, is usually associated with the bad, same for people like you. Morals play a big part in these beliefs.
>he breaks off a small piece of the crips and lets it fall to the ground
Oh~? Are you saying you like them bigger? My oh my, you sure do live up to your sterotype~
>>8830210
Those are okay, those words were in the pic, not posted next to the pic or something.
>>8830210
A picture AND zero words
Not a picture WITH zero words
>>8830075
I only have 1500 characters space, so it wouldn't fit.
>>8830187
Hmph. It will take more than flying lessons to ever command one of the Barsburg empire's Black Hawks
>>8830206
>it's an anon complains about something nobody cares about in an unrelated thread because he just HAS to force his shitty politics everywhere he goes edition
Post your ava's smuggest pic
>>8830258
yeah i was in the wrong tab when i posted it
>>8830215
A girl. She's very beautiful, you know. I never thought that day would come, but it did. I sent out invitations, but since you're a drifter I wasn't sure where to send yours. I apologize that you had to miss it.
>>8830271
>>8830271
>>8830271
What's going on today?
Somebody please host
the wait is killing me
>>8830219
Is that really that bad though? Jealousy is the price to pay for good looks, I'm sure you don't mind the attention.
>She laughs at the remark
Yes! ah ah! I'm glad you're starting to loosen up. I don't mind small fries either though, don't worry..
>>8830271
Smug you say?
>>8830271
>>8830298
Cute!
>>8830309
Absolutley nothing, worst 2hu
>>8830271
>This is 90% of the folder.
>>8830253
Sorry, as far as flying lessons go. The Schwarzer Regen can't tolerate any mistakes.
>>8830233
I don't care. Fire away. All of them. Place it on a separate paper or something.
Because otherwise, I will cut all of the cost that you are living with right now. Welcome to the real army.
First 24 for the first Cooking with Alice games.
>>8830271
>>8830288
O-oh. No worries, I'm sure it was really nice. I'm happy for you!
>>8830359
>first 24
>19 pictures left
>>8830349
>Blows kiss
>>8830395
>>8830359
Kuroyuri
>>8830355
Neither does Master Ayanami
Munich got robbed
>>8830401
C-cute. Would waifu/10
>>8830389
>Gets called out for my bullshit.
>A person still falls for it.
>>8830359
Ginji Amano
>>8830355
Great.
>she hands the women 18 ring binders, filled to the brim with papers, written in arial font size 6
I have gathered the complaints about and of every girl that has undergone my training program.
I also noted down every regulation that this base is breaking by the federal law of Japan.
I hope you find the time to read all of them~
>>8830414
>>8830331
Don't even mention that word, is disgusting
>>8830438
Shut up! Go and die already!!
>>8830405
Why do you care about the krauts, cocksucker?
>>8830447
But Kashima, we don't follow modern Japanese law, we're a separate entity.
>>8830447
Good.
>she burns the complaints right in front of Kashima's eyes
Sorry, but this is not japan anymore. Welcome to the Hunger Games. So by your "Regulations" this base may break a few federal laws of japan. But this is not Japan anymore. Welcome to the real world kid. This is no longer your fantasy japan.
>>8830403
Let's just agree to disagree. My position comes from my ambitions to get more power. and the title follows.