/sug/ - Steven Universe General Yes I've Thought About

gem suck

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Love you /sug/

>>8826531
I love you, too.

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Decided to stop by and check out on how everybody is doing my mateys

Any greentext requests?

How's life?

Been busy with college, looking for a job, lifes rough and im kinda poor but im doing good

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Lady of the sea
happy as can be
can't help but wonder
why you're not chatting it up in the OFFICIAL /sug/ discord!!

https://discord.gg/qkdwmeu

everyone is welcome!

>>8826578
hey there beef!!!

>>8826599

Hi there Lapis friend i hope your doing well, i hope your love of the lady of the sea hasnt died down

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>>8826578
Jasper getting cucked.

Continued thing from last thread:
Which Townies do we think will get taken in The Great Zoo Drive of '17?

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I hope you're all having a great day

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>>8826634
I like that to think that they would be picked at random, taken to the zoo and Steven would have to save them.

Now my perverted mind wants me to think that they will take all the young fertile but legal people of beach city, and make them all breeding cattle for a new gen of zoo, due to the lack of new genes in the pools, that sort of gunk

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>>8826634
Hopefully all of them

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Gems should rest easy now for disaster is (maybe) coming.

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>>8826634
We can only hope that Greg gets stolen by Blue Pearl and whisked away to her sex dungeon.
>Pearls face when she walks in on her genetic clone straddled atop the murder cock.

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Requesting this with cat Amethyst

You're all probably fags from discord so kindly fuck off from /sug/

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>>8826651
You to anon

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lapiven

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>>8826503
Is that you wallfag?

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>>8826703
>Pearl walks into the large blue chamber, spear ready and glowing all armed and ready for anything.
>The chamber is deep and damp, low colors and messy area all around tell a tale of how this place is never seen in the public eye
>As she approaches a large door, muffled moans and groans are heard through the door, causing Pearl to press her ear against it, only enhancing the moans and groans, making them louder and wetter with wet flesh slapping sounds coming from the door
>She hesitantly opens the door, finding Greg strapped down to a large blue metal table, a large device on his cock, little tenticles massaging and stroking his throbbing meme,er having precum and cum slurped up into a tank near it as his mouth is muffled with a ball gag and a nude blue pearl over-watches it all, masturbating to the sight, her fingers digging deep into her cunt.
>Pearl drops the spear in a gasp, her pussy wetting at the sight but also tearing up at the horrible act towards Greg
>Steven would not wanna hear this.

There we go

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>>8826578
Lars setting up a business by getting people to line up for blowjobs by the lighthouse monster, eventually devolving into all the men of beach city (Lars in the middle) cumming into her mouth

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>>8826761
>stroking his throbbing meme,er

>>8826772
Sounds interesting and weird

Like one big blowjob with all of there cocks going into its mouth?

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>>8826853
You read my mind.

>>8826881
Sounds interesting

Wanna include any fetishes or other ideas for the greentext?

>>8825764
>Im secretly drawendo
I wish then that would mean I could draw well lol

>>8827026
>amethystpocketpussy.jpg

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>>8826996
Just tons of cum since it's technically a cumdump in this situation, maybe Lars jerks off the guys next to him while he's getting sucked before they succumb and all stick it in her silky smooth oak lips? Maybe include the ladies of Beach City in there too to add some more dicks to suck, you know all the moms, Sadie and Connie and the others?

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>>8826740
canon

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>>8826578
i've seen your dick once, its bent

>>8827102
Thank you, i'm told that is very nice
>>8827051
Sounds really hot man, ill think some stuff up about it and write along, expect it in a little while, i hope oyu enjoy it!

>>8827102
>Caring
The noose is right there for you.

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Gems should

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Can we have one thread without some guy flipping out with discord drama that has nothing to do with anything?

>>8827102
>deaglenation

what are you doing watching the bargain bin mde

>>8827152
The guy's only here because the OP contain discord information.

>>8827135
fuck off woskis

>>8827152
once you kys brad

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>>8827135
They should what?

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>>8827102
Does anyone care? Has anyone ever cared about this shit at all beyond being pissed that you're just shitposting and starting drama?

>>8827190
Kill yourself

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>>8827135
hug and cuddle with Steven.
He's a good boy and is not for lewd.

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>>8827225
just taking out the trash...

>>8827225
No one has, but something is enabling him to be here.

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>>8827190
That's a cute piss.

>>8827152
There is no discord drama. Hasn't been forever. Look at how old most of these screenshots are, searching the thread number from >>8827102 in the archives dates it to almost a full year ago. The new stuff just barely even relates to it anymore, it's just trying to start shit with people that mostly aren't even here anymore.

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>>8827238
That's not how you drink quartz milk.

>>8827268
All stems from the same guy who got btfo'd off his skycow though.

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>>8827268
oh really now?

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>>8827278
you're right, it all stems from this guy getting cucked

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Lapiven.

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>>8827297
oh yeah that's what it is.

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Someone buy the book and post the part with the Diamonds.

>>8827326
>not whatever the temple fusion is
Fuck off cuck.

>>8827332
People already posted that part since it was available in the ebook preview.

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Just saying when you jump onto the thread a shitposter made to circlejerk his shitposts before a new thread even needed to be made, you're asking for the thread to be derailed.

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>>8827373
jojo is pure shit stop watching cartoons for gay autistic kids

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>8827288
>8827322
Not giving you the (You)'s.

>>8827373
just saying that you should fuck off too

>>8827404
>>8827400
Samefagging doesn't help.

>>8827373
maybe he wouldn't shitpost so hard if you weren't constantly baited into responding like a mad autist

>People mad that there is discord in Discord.

What a shit fandom am I in!

>>8827416
Damn, you really like samefagging don't you?

Besides, he derails the threads by samefagging to himself, it's literally unavoidable especially when everyone jumps onto his thread.

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>>8827410
>>8827404
>>8827416
this stuff doesn't gross you out yet or what?

>>8827318
why not stepis you shitlord?

>>8827434
what a flaming autist, being a pedo is not a healthy state of mind!

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>>8827432
you aren't bolt are you?

>>8827434
who the fuck cares about some weirdo, what has this woskis dude done to the SU fandom?

>>8827432
this isn't gonna stop until you've fucked off for good woskis. You're just as responsible for the state of /sug/ as this "brad" boogeyman you keep posting about

t. bolt2strike

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>>8827466
i dunno bolt why do you keep him around? is he really sending you the premo /ss/ or what?

>>8827480
who the fuck is bolt?

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Fuck ya gay drama I'm posting more of best ship.

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>>8827490
he goes to school in canada for lego's

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Why can't you fucks settle your Discord drama in the fucking Discord?

Have you discordfags accepted Quartzmilk into your life?

>>8827507
Maybe the OP shouldn't contain a single trace of discord faggotry that way they can't circle back here just because it's the only place that spreads their cancer.

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>>8827490
someone with some real mental issues

he's obsessed with pearl because she reminds him of his mom. Now get a load of this cap and check out what he wants to essentially do to his mom

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>>8827507
find the woskis and burn him out

>>8827506
why should we care about your bum buddies?

>>8827533
i dont know brad you tell me

t. woskis

>>8827533
>>8827544
kys brad

t. bolt2strike

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>>8827541
guess what bolt, you created this for yourself and maybe you should have gotten that adult sex pervert away from you.

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ayy whats pop-

oh I guess ill come back later

>>8827583
>Doesn't add a different IP
You're part of the problem.

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>>8827574
Jesus man can you fuck off?

>>8827583
shut the door and if you say anything to the cops i'll kill you. love and kisses

>>8827594
you first woskis

t. Bradley

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>>8827594 jacking off to pearl sucking steven off sure is sexy right bolt?

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Why is Jasper so COOOOOOOL? She's Garnet-tier cool but she didn't stagnate like her

What is one thing you really like about Jasper, be it a design element, a scene, her fanart, her complexity, her theme, her lines?

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>>8827583
SU Crossed crossover when?
I want to see the gems kill and rape all the townies.

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kiss

>>8827620
Nothing. She's pure shit

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>>8827620
Jasper is a retard.

>>8827620
>her theme
CHOO CHOO!

>The one thread that should be spammed
>Nobody does it

baka desu

>>8827620
I like her stripes. She looks cool

>>8827644
Probably means they're one of the fags spamming right now.

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>>8827644
hey i'm plugging away

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>"Evil" Aunt Rose will never be a thing
It hurts.

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>"steven is for ________"

who remembers the time that woskis dumped like 40 of his regular shota images in sug about a year back because he was so triggered that someone would call him out on his weird shit?

i do, he does, that's whats important.

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Why do people like this rapist?

>>8827722
I remember that too actually. Good times. What a fucking weirdo.

>>8827727
it's called people projecting themselves on a 2d image.

>>8827749
Why would you want to be a rapist?

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>>8827689

>>8827795
ruined perfectly good amibos

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come now bolt and woskis surely there is one big "fuck you" that you have saved up, also not brad.

take your pedophilia forgiving and indulging asses out of here

>>8827620
Her penis.

>>8827824
is this: >>8827674
these are the same person just named differently because he didn't want it attached to his name. wonder why?

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>>8827846
yep

/sug/ fucking sucks now, I miss the old /sug/

>>8827620
I like her milk bags

>>8827861
Maybe if you left.

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>good trade-off right?

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>>8827858 : >>8827608

>>8827876
It's because you haven't kys yet

>>8827620
I like that she's dead.

>>8827893
You first.

>>8827727
If you're Jasper or Pearlfag you have no room to talk.

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>>8827877 : >>8827506

>>8827866
>Lapis
>Tits that big

No.

>>8827900
you ruined this thread

Make a new thread and remove any reference to the discord please this cancer has gone on long enough.

>>8827929
Says you.

>>8827905
why haven't you killed yourself yet woskis? real question

>>8827814
>""good"" amiibos
It's almost an improvement.
They are cancerous trash and deserve no support. The only thing they are good for is removing their tech and mass producing it illegally.

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>>8827900

>>8827931
sorry woskis but this ride ain't gonna end anytime soon

>>8827931

>>8821473 This thread hasn't even reached image limit yet


seriously fuck all of you

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>>8827931
oh i'll be here for a good long while regardless of thread.

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>>8827727
I love that long slick whale dick.

>>8827958
fuck off bolt and woskis,go share porn each other or something.

>>8827958
Can someone contact the sug.rocks guy to remove the shitty discords?
That's the only remaining reference to discords in the OP and i can see that it's becoming a problem.

>>8827940
do you really have no idea how much you've destroyed /sug/?

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Just stop giving him attention.

>>8827988
S a y s
Y o u.

>>8827993
He literally made the thread you retards bandwagoned in.

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>>8827620
I like that she is my wife!

>>8827988
stop jacking off to kid cartoon porn and ruining the show in itself. seems to be pretty simple. don't participate in shitter behavior.

and cricket butt out

>>8828001
is it that hard for you to think of anything else to say?

>>8828001
fuck off bolt, go learn a life lessen

>>8828022
Considering you're blaming me without anything else to say, i'm taking this interaction jokingly.

>>8828035
>lesson

>>8828001
quit whining just because you were banned lol it's sad

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Any you have any headcanons?

>>8828037
so I'm guessing we're just not taking each other seriously.

cause I'm just trying to stir some shit up out of boredom

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>>8826740
>>8827089
Good shit, my doods

>>8828059
maybe if you ask real nicely rocet will unban you so you can hang out with the cool kids or are you just going to steal their art for t-shirts?

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>>8827583

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>>8828063
All the gems like to watch Steven sleep.
Pearl just got unlucky and got caught watching him.

>>8828073
Wow mate that really hurt my fucking feelings, why would you say something like that you piece of shit.

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>>8828019
Holy shit I want to go to the beach with Jasper!

I'm in pain now, the pain of longing. I love that art, backwards cap and all

>>8828021
is this a response regarding discord? because I don't participate in that.

>>8828019
Your wife is shit.

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Let's talk about this gem and how you think she can be improved.

Hard mode: no shattering.

>>8828130
She dies.
You said no shattering, but you can still word death differently.

>>8828130
LEMON HANCERS

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>>8828078
gs

>>8828111
then don't reply to me instead of typing a put on response

>>8828130
heavy cracking

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>>8828125
You are mistaken. Worst gem (aka Lapis) isn't my wife, Jasper is

>>8828130
getting thrown into the sun and disintegrating

>>8828143
out of curiosity. what went on in there and why is it now shitting up the thread?

But, worst gem is Pearl.

>>8828172
It's just some guy who had both his skycow and discord removed.

>>8828176
*Lapis

>>8828172
CP

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>>8828140
>>8828152
>>8828171
Come on, guys.

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>>8828186
well I remember the last time something like this happened

Is there any way to recover unsaved photoshop files in CS5 after a crash?

>>8828187
*Pearl

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>>8828090
>Pearl likes to talk to Stevens gem likes its Rose but lately just likes to talk to him in his sleep.
>When Amethyst sleeps next to Steven she likes to look at him as he sleeps thinking he's very cute when he's asleep.
>Garnet likes to keep Steven warm on cold nights with her heat powers and keeps him cool on hot nights with her freezing powers.
>Peridot finds Steven's sleep pasterns fascinating and likes to take photos of him in his sleep for research purposes.
>Lapis likes to cuddle up next to him and sleep with Steven. She even sometimes puts her head to his chest to listen to his heart beat finding it to be a soothing rhythm

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>>8828199
Getting crushed into a fine dust or exploding would work too.

>>8828215
>>8828187
*Gordon Ramsey

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>>8828172
this all started with this user in the discords posting shota like he was still on 4chan because he's a real dipshit mommys boy. he used to always make coy little jokes about having sex with kid steven and got severely toxic. later he got shunned out of a few discords before he found a place in a discord ran by someone named bolt2strike. they share porn with each other and the OP is a shrine that bolt2strike/aku made and posted to people hoping for praise.

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Since everyone hates Lapis, can we all agree that I get to have her all to myself.

>>8828232
NO, SHE NEEDS TO SHIT ON MY FACE

>>8828204
Sorry buddy, you're shit out of luck.

>>8828232
Gladly.
Remember, SHE'LL NEVER LET YOU GO.

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Sup /sug/
Chose 1 diamond to be the best diamond Blue diamond of yellow diamond are the only choices for you.

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>>8828232
I would but she's.. Too.. aggressive.

>>8828157
I think you're mixed up there, it's okay we all make mistakes.

>>8828255
Pink Diamond is the best diamdon! My waifu agreed!

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>>8828247
>SHE'LL NEVER LET YOU GO.
fine by me

>>8828238
I'm sorry toilet anon. she's mine now

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>>8828232
No, she's mine.

I need a legitimate answer /sug/ what is an easy and quicky way to become happy? I will pay for it, if it works.

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>>8828232
I would literally slit your throat to please my wife.

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>>8828255
Why would I ever pick the space giraffe over the weeping blue angel?

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woskis gets down on some lil boy cock let me tell you

>>8828271
drink more quartzmilk

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>>8828302
That bitch is stingy.

>>8828271
A wank machine.

Commission some art you love, costs money.

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>>8828269
>>8828276
I'd kill both of you for her

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Post outdated fan art.

>>8828232
Yes, make sure to impregnate her while you're at it so she can fucking die

>>8828271
Killing yourself will make you insanely happy for a bit.
I await my pay.

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>>8828232
>>8828269
>>8828276
>>8828311
Guys there are hundreds of Lazulis in Homeworld, enough for every Lapisfag

You can repost the posts they have shota in them.

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Blue Diamond and Greg should have beautiful children together.

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>>8828317
Peridot with 'hancers, Peridot acting intelligent

>>8828317
Anything with Lemon Hancer Peridot

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>>8828320
I wouldn't what to do that, I'll just tell her to not shape-shift a womb

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>>8828172
>woskis acts like dipshit and is banned from /sug/ skycow flockdraw
>gets autistically angry that the links remain in the thread OPs and samefags hard enough to get them removed
>he moves on to discord, is endlessly mocked for being a weird pedophilic sperg, and eventually banned for posting a shitload of shota
>continues to post it on /sug/ and bitch every time a discord or skycow link is posted, is called out by multiple people, continues to deny it's him while also obsessively responding to every post aimed at him
>big hearty keks are had by all
>woskis finds refuge in a literal reddit server run by a fellow closet pedo who goes by bolt2strike
>tells the mostly underage users he's 17 when in reality he's way over 18

the saga continues...

>>8828330
Depressed Anons + Depressed Gems make for heartbroken mothers and broken families.

>>8828216
What about Jasper?

>>8828260
your art fucking sucks ameth, go get raped somewhere dark and dingy

>>8828172
P.S: The guy who makes long walls of text is the guy in question who's upset.
He'll never refer to himself by name but it's obviously him.

He also enjoys pedos so much that he saves 500 screenshots of them.

>>8828370
>Beats him in his sleep.

>>8828267
NO!
No fanon Diamonds only canonically known ones.
You don't even have any idea what she was like.

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>>8828311
We can all love her at the same time. I mean after all Lapis deserves all the love in the world.
>>8828330
I'm sure they're lovely, but they're the one we want.

>>8828359
is that r/fuckpearl?

>>8828389
lol, expert deflection there, woskis

>>8828389
Better be Pedo than like pedos desu

>>8828267
>jascucks

My big toe was hurting so I started picking at it and ended up peeling off the skin next to the toenail and now a bunch of yellow puss is leaking out. Is my toe dying? What am I supposed to do?

In another life you're happy, not this one though, think about that.

>>8828398
NO! You only know the surface of BD YD... I trust Jasper over first and second impressions!

>>8828417
You're dying, anon. Best kill yourself now to spare yourself a lot of pain later on.

>>8828403
no, but bolt is such a gigantic autist that he became something of a lolcow there a couple months back before being demodded and banned

>>8828338
This is true, Steven Diamond.

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>>8828278
The space giraffe gets shit done.
While blue weeps all day.
Yellow is best Diamond at this point (we know nothing about white and little to nothing about pink)

>>8828311
>>8828330
I'll fucking kill you all.

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Small, medium or large?

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>>8828361
I'm not depressed. I just feel I have an unfulfilling life. Lapis is the kind of girl I want to cheer up by sharing sad memories and say things will get better.

>>8828453
Jasper booooooooooooooooobs

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>>8828453
uh

>>8828443
>gets shit done
>Sent out a bunch of retard cubes to retrieve Jasper instead of somebody more competent

Since Pink Diamond is Jasper's mommy, if I make Pink Diamond my wife does that make me Jasper's daddy?

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>>8828435
Will there kid be a giant?
It would be cute if it starts as a normal sized baby but by the age of 8 is the size of a tree.

>>8828462
>implying she wants that fat cuck back at all and didn't just do it as a mandatory courtesy

>>8828317
Peridot's Misadventures in Canada

>>8828451
so what do you think of woskis now? be honest with me

>>8828453
the ones filled with quartzmilk

>>8828472
Greg and Blue Diamond results in Paul Bunyan basically.
>Huge
>Eats a lot
>Wields an axe
>Vast environmental damage

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>>8828453
Extra large please

>>8828460
>Fanart

Lapis is flat as a board, just accept it.

>>8828453
THEY DO NOT HAVE BOOBS.

THEY ARE ALIENS.

>>8828493
>>8828495

>>8828453
fuck quartzmilk

I want some Lazuli Liquids
the rest can have Peridot Perspiration

>>8828451
come now hatter be real with us.

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>>8828472
How would Greg look after a giant? Although the idea is really cute,

>>8828510
Explain Rose than.

>>8828510
>aliens can't have boobs

>>8828512
>Not Peridot Peepee

>>8828526
or Peri Pee, that's rolls off the tongue better

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>>8828510
There's a drawing by Sugar of Garnet with a cleavage.
They are all real. Except these ones.

>>8828462
>Constructed the cluster
>Will control it after it blows up the dirt ball earth
>Sends technician to check on it
Who did say that the rubies where from Yellow?
All we know Rubies where in Blues court.
And yes i hated the Rubies with a passion their retardation is painful.
All rubies need to be purged.
All we know is that Peridots are under Yellow.
For all you know Rubies might be retarded because the retarded Pink Diamond made her and blue inherited them after Pinks death.

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>>8828453
>>8828510
>>8828512

>>8828512
>Dissing delicious and nutritious quartzmilk for literal Lapiss

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>>8828453
Give me your flattest ones you've got!

>>8828557
Some people.

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>She tried to kill the only gem that ever cared about her, and not her use.

>>8828545
>Focus, Rubies! This is an important mission from Yellow Diamond, so we can't mess it up.

>>8828563
Jasper cares about Peridot. When she comes bakc, she's going to traverse the ocean floor for as many weeks as it takes to retrieve her 'hancers

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>>8828547
Everything made right.
Xcom.

>>8828557
>>8828561
I'm lactose intolerant

Who's flatter Lapis or Pearl?

>>8828563
every time I see a thumbnail of Peridot I think it's a booger on my computer screen and try to wipe it off

>>8828583
Skinny Jasper .

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>>8828583
hmmm

>>8828583
Flatis Lapis

>>8828591
This is amazing.

>>8828598
*shit

>>8828571
AW SHIT!
Did not realize they did say that.
Fuck me, still might be redconed if the rubies are to retarded to know the difference between diamonds or where thinking yellow wanted them to do it.

>>8828583
Pearl at least has tiny pec boobs since she's a strong and limber ballerina body type, Lapis has nothing

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and what's wrong with having flat tits?

>>8828591
we need more gems squeezing their bosoms together this is real fine and pleasing to the eye

>>8828610
nice

>>8828232
You want to have shit all for yourself?

So do you prefer yellow or blue diamond explain why /sug/

>>8826503
Ronaldos book is out
Someone please storytime it

>>8828591
>Shape shifting

Lapis and Pearl need to stop being so insecure and just accept their flat chests.

>>8828639
I prefer Yellow Diamond because she actually does shit and is intimidating and Blue Diamond is just a retarded crybaby who's a bitch to the gems who worship her

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>>8828634
well if you don't want her, I'll gladly take her off your plate

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What if Steven used his telepathy powers on Jasper to rape her in her dreams?

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>A single gem attending a rock concert was the difference between her spending eternity trapped or being freed.

>>8828639
Blue, I like my bosses chill
Yellow stresses me out

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>>8828639
I like Yellow's personality a lot more during Peridot's call, at least up until they ruined her with the meme face. Her "You already have" line was what really sold me on her.

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>>8828672
Agreed!
I like her evil industrial business woman style.

>>8828693
The meme face was the worse.
Raged about it and how it ruined her character back in the day.

>>8828704
>I raged about a cartoon back in the day

totally not autistic of you

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>>8828715

>>8828715
Do you even know where you are?
This is a autistic chines cave painting forum.

Why can't you all just be normal?

Someone needs to share the Ronaldo book already

>>8828679
I don't know if it's just my eyes playing tricks on me, but her breasts in this picture seem a bit low.

>>8828743
oh I try

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>>8828743
Why can't I have my own Loli Jasper?

>>8828753
looks too saggy

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>>8826035
kill yourself

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>>8826029
kill yourself

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>>8828759
why can't Lapis be real?

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>>8826266
kill yourself

>>8828759
Jasper
>Despised humans
>Super strong
You
>Human
>NEET
>Weak

Elaborate how this would work out for you.

>>8828790
Why can't my dad love me?

>>8828704
The meme face wasn't the only thing that ruined here.
There was also the meme neck and getting called a clod by Peridot.
Between all of that, YD hardly even registered as a threat.

>>8828790
Why can't Lapis be shattered?

>>8828814
cause that wouldn't be nice

>>8828808
>Lars Barriga
Is this canon?

>>8828801
I would tell her the secret to bringing Pink Diamond back to life which would cause her to love me forever.

>>8828814
cuz ur gay

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>>8828715
/sug/ is just a bunch of autists complaining about a show with gay rocks and fighting over waifus.
I have accepted this already.

>>8828814
Why can't Peridot kill herself?

I don't want Lapis to die.

I want her to get depression, I don't mean the "I'm sad :(" type either.

I want her to struggle to think of a reason to leave the barn, when she "sleeps" I want her to have to justify a reason to get out of bed.

I want it to eat away at her personality, untill there is nothing left, I want all of the light in her day to leave as her depression consumes her.

I want her to struggle to remover the last time, she was happy.

And when she finally tries to end it all, I want Steven to stop her, time and again.

>>8828827
BAZINGA

>>8828814
Everyone needs to be shattered.
posted by a Jasperfag.

>>8828860
I'll shatter ur dik