Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: THE GOREY GAUNTLET XXX FINAL

8 kills wtf

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>>8817889
...

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>>8817889
I'm still eating that pizza...

>>8817889
NANI?!

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CONGRATULATIONS SAKI!

You are an absolute fucking monster!

...And also the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!

Your wincard will be out shortly. Just...don't hurt me, alright?

I told you to host over.

>>8817911
I want to eat you bby.

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>>8817821
Betting my spellbook on CC.

>>8817833
Even so, it's farther than most others you know have gotten, no?
Faith... Faith isn't a bad thing to have. The gods require it to stay around after all. And humans need it for... Well, that's a wide range of things.

>>8817836
You remind me of too many people...
>she steps back and brushes away at her dress
More relaxed than you are now? Probably, as long as it doesn't involve jumping into my arms.

>>8817889
...Ugh. Looks like I'm down one spellbook.

>>8817920
Nice rigs.

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>>8817889

>>8817921
Fuck off with that hosting over shit.

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>>8817920
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting

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>can't get a single kill
>saki gets 8

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>>8817889
Jesus Christ.

>>8817911
Here's your runner up pizza.
>

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Also congratulations to Saki for getting, what, 96 fucking points in one game?

Ay yi yi.

>>8817932
Ay, man, I ain't Seth.

>>8817955
You're right. Seth's commentary is actually good.

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>>8817920
Congrats as well as other miscellaneous wishes.

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>>8817916
I'm so sorry to have disappointed you all... Well, not really.

>>8817947
>Eats that too


>>8817929
>Whispers
No...

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>>8817955
Congrats to the winner.
Thanks for the game,host.

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>>8817920
Congratulations!

Thanks for hosting.

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>>8817920
Congrats' Saki.
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>>8817770
Running isn't so bad see.

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Hello your pizza is here.

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>>8817920
>>8817955

It looks like the deadliest are those who don't talk...
>sigh
I'll never win then.

Thank you for the game, at least I liked that mirror.

Rigged as fuck bro

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>>8817889
R I G G E D

>>8817920
Congrats you monstrous son of a bitch

>>8817955
Thanks host, for rigging the game and making it unfair.

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>>8817955
>0 kills
i was on the right road the entire time

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>>8817920
Congratulations, ma'am. And thank you for this trial.
>>8817931
What good are such interesting sights, when you are the only one that will know them...? Hm.
Gods? Needing faith? That's...certainly a new one to me. I use it as a...guide, of sorts, I suppose.

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>>8817955
>12 kills.
>OH MY GOD
Thank you for hosting.

>>8817920
Congratulations...

>Time for me to head out. Goodnight HG. Remember to get plenty of sleep!

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>>8817955
>12 kills wow
>congrats rival
>thanks for hosting.

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>>8817955
>12 KILLS
>Holy shit that's the deadliest both Saki has ever been, and I've been in general
>Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>8817920
>>8817955
Congrats and thanks for hosting

>>8817977
there is so much to take in with thisi mage

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>>8817931
Noted. You look much too frail to support me for long anyhow.

>>8817955
Congratulations to her. Thank you for allowing me to fight.

oh my god guys
16kbs internet

>>8817996
Goodnight.

>scritches ears

>>8818016
????

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>>8817955
Thanks for hosting, even if I died in a totally suspicious way.
>>8817977
>Is that Misha Collins?

>>8817964
Goddammit, that picture is too cute.

Ngw?

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>>8817920
Uh, congratulations.
>>8817955
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>12 kills
>mother of God.

I NEED RIGGINSMANIA REEEEEE

WOW
NOBODY HAS EVER GOTTEN 12 KILLS BEFORE

>>8818029
Dedede has a 16 kb/s internet connection right now.

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>>8817955
Thanks for hosting!

>>8818056
Okay, but why the shitpost

Where is the tournament guy

>>8818069
They're salty because he's on the top of the leaderboard right now.

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>>8817955
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.

>>8818080
>implying anyone other than aussa and len care about that

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>>8818055
Wow, that was a dumb statement. Quite possibly the dumbest one I've ever heard so far

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>>8818071
Hes watching me score with your mother. I'm putting the full paste in her bin.

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>>8817964
>she shrugs
It's your loss.
...Technically, I suppose mine too.
In any case, it's no big deal.

>>8817972
>huff
I'll just leave that to you. I'm fine with leisurely walks..!
I hate that tingly, limp feeling.

>>8818015
How observant.
Yes, you're probably one to train your body more than I do. I'll admit this, you got farther than I had.
...This time.

>>8817992
Yes. They disappear without belief and faith from humankind.
In a way, we need each other.

>>8817955
Thank you.

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>>8817959
I'm aware my commentary is lackluster, Anon.

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>>8818091
No problem. Thanks for enduring the wrath of Saki.

>>8818048
Seth'll be back within the next day or so.

>>8818055
It doesn't happen that often, though.

>>8818069
They think it's not a valid excuse for him to not RP/host. And also the leaderboard.

What happened to the faction games

>>8817959
>Wanting to wait 15 minutes while an esl finger fucks the keyboard instead of posting the slide on time

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>>8818098
"This time", eh? Do you have something at your disposal you think you can take me on with?

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>>8818098
A loss it may be, but it's nice to know where your support lies in the moment of truth. Would you like to share some of the pizza?

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>>8818098
Thank you as well.

>>8818121
IIRC Yuno's waiting until his new laptop comes in.

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>>8817414
>Eila quickly turns around and begins rummaging through her coat for her set of handcuffs, taking some time to find them in her outfit.

>>8818121
>Yuno's laptop is on the verge of dying.

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>>8818101
>Host 390 games
>Never get RNG like this

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>>8818101
>Thanks again for hosting.

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>>8818098
Hm. I could be wrong, but...to my knowledge, I'm the only follower my own have had in quite some time. If not, they...haven't deigned to tell me of anyone else. Interesting.
>She looks up, above her head as a simple-looking blue halo appears overhead, reaching out as if to touch it.
Is that just the belief?

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I'd die too if I was on Yuno's lap.

>>8818168
You aren't the chosen one.

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yare yare daze...

>>8818168
It's because you aren't typefucking :^)

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>>8818168
Damn, really? What's the highest kill count you've gotten in one of them?

>>8818181
You're an absolute hellbeast, but...you're welcome.

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>>8818165
>Takeshita takes a seat on the ground and patiently waits to be locked up, humming a random song as Eila takes her sweet time to get the handcuffs.

NGW?

My thirst for blood needs to be sated

Post avafags you think are underaged

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>>8818168
>RNGesus can be a cruel mistress.

>>8817955

Neo is perfect in every way

>tfw the afk buff/silent ava boost is real

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>>8818137
I'm not out of magic tomes, by any means, or elemental magic to cast.
But your over-confidence will kill you sooner than I can.

>>8818148
Um...
Well, I'll admit. I've never had pizza before.
This is a... finger food, right? Please tell me you have some napkins.

>>8818189
Then you're very devout to support them on your own. That's admirable on it's own.
That? It usually means you're dead.

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>>8818098
As much as I aswell. Funny reminder, radical martial artists such as myself exploit this 'tingly limp' or fluid-like feeling as a style.

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>>8818233
>You're not wrong

>>8818259
I wanna fug the ice cream girl.

>>8818223
Bolin. Bolin. And Bolin.

>>8818223
Janus
Tricky
Bolin
10% of the posters on /b/, 20% of the posters on /v/, 15% of the posters on /co/, 5% of the posters on /o/, 50% of the posters on /k/, and 100% of the posters on /vp/

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>>8818271
>

>>8818284
You think they're underage? Really?
Wow... I wonder if anyone else thought that hard...

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>>8818219
>For winners 10 games once and 9 once

>Both in the past month

>>8818271
my nigga

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>>8818244
No, I have not any napkins. You do have several options. Eat it without one, lick your fingers afterwards, have me feed it to you, or you eat without a napkins and then I clean your pizza fingers with my mouth.

Whichever one suits you.

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>>8818244
Ah, so you're a magician! I should've guessed from the strange attire, though I think it's fair to warn you that I've taken down my fair share of powerful spell casters and that my over-confidence isn't without reason.

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>>8818297
>10 once and 9 once**

>Everyone that has a phone or communications device hears a call.

>>8818293
me

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me to hg

>>8818289
>Hugs tight on Neo
I wanna protect this cinnamon rolls at all times.

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>>8818313
Hello? if you are satanya im gonna tell you to fuck off

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>>8818297

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>>8818297
Damn. Looks like the sim is upping the ante.

>>8818313
Jokes on you, since I'm OOC right now, I can check my phone.

...Oh, I did miss a call actually.

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>>8818244
They aid me. It would only be right if I did so in return, yes? Especially as they reached out to me first.
Funnily enough what I got this from was...well. A 'body' in my travels in the spirit world. Of an angel or merely a Terre, I can't say...

>>8818313
>turns on phone
fuck off Doppio

>>8818363
It's an honor speaking to you, Mr.President.

Hoshi, host.

>>8818383

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>>8818313
>The Inkling wakes up, and quickly checks her phone. She declines the unknown number.

>>8818313
Moshi moshi? Shitposta-kun? Nani? Ore ga bishie.

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>>8818221
>Eila turns around, holding the gray cuffs and bending down.
Thanks for waiting...I actually found them earlier but I had my gun out in case you tried something.
>She clasps one handcuff on one of Takeshita's, the the remaining cuff on the other wrist. Eila drops the key into her chest pocket and zips it up.
See, isn't this better? You're at my mercy and cannot fight back at all.
Aaaaaaand you need help doing regular tasks, but, since I'm such a grateful person, I shall put myself in charge of helping you! Just...don't be too needy or I'll lock you in a closet and ignore you.

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>>8818347
>Have all these caps from Cirno
>Still haven't played ULiL

>>8818350
>Possible.

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>>8818344
Congratulations, you are the millionth person to enter our survey. You will recieve a prize very soon! We just need a few details first.
>>8818363
Hello anon I am speaking on behalf of the court.
>>8818350
>You recieve one text message
>"Lel u fg"

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>>8818383
I can't. Internet at my house is fucked, Korea's blocked the 4chan image domain, and I don't have any time because of all the other bullshit I have to do.

And thus, Donald ran. He ran as far as he could, with the delegates tightly in hand. He knew Ted would never come out, but never would he forget the name of "Soarin' Ted". Donald shed a tear for his comrade, and said beneath his breath "Godspeed, Ted... Soar high..."
Meanwhile, Ted braced himself, aiming his Armalite brand AR-15™ at the door, waiting for them to come. Then, they came, in mass numbers. Their suspenders, multicolored hairdos, and rather odd footwear slowed them down, as Ted held his ground, firing into the mass amounts of triggered hostiles. Dildos and SALT gun rounds flew at Ted, however, he continued to stand, blasting all who dared to engage in combat with him. Hours passed, Ted was up to his knees in bullet casings, empty magazines, blood, sweat, and salty liberal tears. Ted's shirt was now drenched in sweat, as the sounds of shots continued to slam against his eardrums, and the sounds of the dead and dying filled the room. However, Ted's luck began to ran out, as his last 1,236 rounds were dispensed, his AR-15™ finally clicked empty. He threw his gun down to the ground, red in the face. He finally pulled out the beautiful, silvery Colt, and aimed it as his head. He then heard the doors behind him slam open, as he also heard a loud, near deafening "CRUZ! GET DOWN!"

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>>8818256
A.. A style? How can that possibly be beneficial?

>>8818304
What are you after, offering choices like that?
As much as being fed sounds nice...
>she picks up one of the hot slices with her dainty hands
I think I can do it myself. My... How greasy this is.
>the mage hesitantly brings the pizza to her mouth and takes a small bite.

>>8818308
Strange? It may be, but comfortable as well.
...So you say.
Too many times I've heard that from hunters of my kind. Is that your job?

>>8818362
That's what I've been saying, so yes.
...A body in the spirit world? So you can visit it without dying.

He obeyed the command, slamming down as far as he could get whilst knee deep in spent brass. He then heard roaring gunshots ring out, blowing the hordes to shreds. 30 minutes of pounding gunfire later, and they finally run. It's a brutal scene, with corpses littering the surrounding area, and landwhales becoming makeshift cover. Ted heard the footsteps approaching, as he was flipped over by none other than Mike "Putting Fags in Body Bags" Pence, holding an M60 in one hand, and having another secured firmly to his back. "Ted, you alright?" he had barely heard Pence say through the ringing in his large ears, and the now muffled outside world. A sharp pain then passed through Ted, as he screamed in pain.
A red stain of blood spread across Ted's chest. But that's impossible! Liberals can't have guns... can they? That was not the issue, though, as Ted's vision began to blur, as Pence cried out "Ted! TED! TEED!! YOU'RE NOT DYING ON ME!". However, Ted knew his time was up, as his entire life began to flash before his eyes. His dad assassinating JFK. The Zodiac Murders. The political days. He saw it all. All until that point. His vision then returned, and the last thing Ted did was grab Pence's head, and said "The Delegates are safe, and so is America... Make... America... Great... Again...". Ted's breathing suddenly halted, as his hearing shorted out, and Rafael Edward "Soarin' Ted" Cruz took his last breath, his hand leaving a bloody hand print on Pence's face. Pence shed tears, crying for Ted to wake up. When his sobbing ended, he noticed the silvery Colt M1911 that lay in Ted's hands. He picked it up, and investigated the pistol, being in perfect shape. On it's side, 2 simple words were engraved on it: "The Constitution". Pence read the engraving, and nodded. "I'll protect this..." he said as he stuffed the pistol in his jacket, and closed Ted's still opened eyes. He then dug Ted out of the pile of bullet casings, and carried him off.

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>>8818412
What details? what survey is this? and most importantly, what's the price?

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>>8818411
Was hopin I had found one you did not have.

>last try.

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>>8818412
do u wanna fukin go u fukin cheddar cheeze-it

Mokou, please host.

What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>8818425
May this be a test. Can you eat pizza and not gain weight? Only maidens that are purest of heart, soul, and body may partake in the food of the heavens without suffering the moral curse of obesity.

I may just want to see you fall under that curse so I may pinch your squishy belly fat.

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>>8818425
Nah. I just made some powerful enemies once as a consequence of repaying a debt to someone. Though I certainly welcomed the challenge.

A - Aussa, Asgore, Adachi, Aikawa, Ayumi, Archer, Aaliyah, Alma, Anon, Ainz, Anime Titties
B - Baron
C - Crendor, Cirno, Chosen Undead, Cripple Rin
D - Dean, D3, Delgado, Deidara
E - Endo, Erica, Emi, EFH
F - Fyxe, FP, Fuck You Guy
G - Garnet, Grimes, Godot, Gumball, Gravesly, Guts
H - Hoshi, Handsome Jack
I - Ichigo, Izaya, Iroh
J - Junpei, Junko, Jesus, Jude, Janus
K - Kamina, Knuckles, KK, Kerag
L - Len, Lenny, Laura, LF
M - Mokou, Mion, Maria, Miku, Mio
N - Nod Unit, Nowi, Nep
O - Okabe, Ocelot
P - Painwheel
R - Rin, Reigen, Raven, Rikka, Ruby
S - Seth, Shorty, Sol, Shadow, Shion, Stocking, Spy, Sokka, Soviet
T - Tricky, TND, TCH
V - Vader, Vert, Vinny
W - Wiggins
Y - Yukine, Yuno
Ily

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>Lets fucking turn it up.

Aikawa's butt is a perfect medium. Not too big, and not too small. With enough fat and softness to be very nice in the hands, with some nice firmness underneath. Official material related to Aikawa's butt has shown that it's pretty much perfect, just like the rest of his body.
Now imagine pulling Aikawa close into your body, reaching behind him, and using your two hands to get a good grab on those lovely cheeks and maybe even his dripping erect 4 incher. The first thing you'd probably feel would be the very soft and supple skin that gently molds to the palm of your hands and your fingers. If you wanted, you could take your fingers and give his rump a nice pinch, grabbing some of his butt fat. The more you fondle his backside, the more apparent it would become just how amazing Aikawa's trappy body is. So incredibly soft all over, with the perfect amount of fat, and some tightness under all of that soft.
I personally think that Aikawa butt would look best in shorts. That golden soft/firm ratio is practically made for wearing form fitting clothes. Wouldn't it be an amazing sight to see Aikawa bend over and pull up a pair of shorts, sliding them up his legs, and then squeezing his booty into the tiny clothing as his petite ballsack formed a nice subtle bugle? Even underneath the fabric, a decent sized hump would stick out behind him, and his front as well, the tight clothes clearly not enough to contain it. Aikawa might need to be careful though, his underwear might be no match for his butt and find itself stuck between his cheeks and cameltoe.
Underneath all the clothing, Aikawa body would not have a single bit of misplaced fat and uncut foreskin, giving his amazing curves and the perfect amount of jiggle. I think anyone would pay money for the privilege to stand behind Aikawa just so they could see his butt move around as he walked.

>>8818487
>Kissus the anon.

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>>8818404
Moshi moshi, shitposte-kun! Yamero.
>>8818448
Your location, your name, date of birth and a deposit of 1000 solar! To prove this isnt a scam you can see right now the prize being ready for delivery
>>8818452
>1 text recieved
U fookin wot m8? I was here to got you weed my man. Gimme dat solar tho.

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>>8818468
>calls the police
Hello? police? there's a homeless person invading one of my boxes

>>8818487
>Loving a whiteknight
you what

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Anarcho-Primitivism, you doctor? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tribe in hunting, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on neighbouring neolithic communities, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top spearman on the entire island. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over cave paintings? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hunter-gatherers across the island and your fire smoke is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my rock. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of two spears and one sharpened flintstone and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ooga.

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>>8818487
>ily2 anon.

>>8818487
how many of these people still host

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>>8818407
Now what would I be trying? You're being far too paranoid, Eila. I trust you, you've got to trust me if this kind of stuff is gonna continue.
>Takeshita just smiles as the cuffs are put on her, shaking them a little bit to check their authenticity.
Well, y'know, I've got to make sacrifices sometimes...if this is all for the greater good, I don't think I should mind that much.
But you don't have to worry, I'll try not to cry out too much. I don't really want to imagine what all you put in that closet I gave you. We all need attention at some point, right? Who better to get it from someone as endearing as yourself?

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>>8818425
The method allows the body to act as a whip, this whip-like flexibility allows the user to perform fast burning and powerful slaps.

You know that irritable burning sensation you get from a rubber-band, now imagine that but a thousand-times worst.

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>>8818451
>Seen it but didn't save it last time, thanks for this.

>>8818454
>Feel like absolute shit but I can if we need it.

>>8818535
Around 22

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>>8818425
A-ah. Fair enough...
I found the body then, I doubt it's moved since. Or...do you mean myself?
>>8818487
>Oh, thanks.

>>8818535
6

>>8818554
yeah, i counted 22 as well

>>8818535
24 roughly.

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>>8818500
But what's the price?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOcl7JVJsh0

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>>8818471
Let's see...
>she chews a few times
It's interesting. That's tomato sauce, cheese... pepperoni? Strange to say, I kind of like it.
N...Now what business is it of yours how my body handles this greasy dish?! My metabolism is just fine.
>she takes another bite or two, leveling a glare at the other woman
This isn't all you eat, is it?

>>8818473
A debt that required the lives of witches? You make it sound like they were your ONLY challenge.

>>8818546
Curious... So you rely on the dulled senses to help your body deliver blows...
That'd also allow one to make quick movements to evade, no? Hm... Is this something you practice?

>>8818557
I was referring to visiting the spirit world. Precious few humans can do that, it's usually only youkai. I wonder if it's not a result of your faith....

>>8817955
Saki the cop ava when

>>8818535
There would be more if the autistic fun hating faggots didn't chase out all the hosts who did not host how they wanted.

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>>8818581
1000 solar up front! You have been collecting it ever since the games, you currently have...5000 solar.

>>8818121
My laptop is not only in two pieces but the entire screen flips between magenta and green and makes a loud buzzing noise every time I click on something. Pretty sure it wants to die.

I'll probably have a replacement sometime this week and the games will start then

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>>8818588
Youkai...hm. I've ran in to a few of those in my travels through these spirit worlds...
>She shakes her head.
What else could it be, but them aiding me in to coaxing my soul out of my body for a time?

>>8818572
That list has been edited though. Some of the names aren't there.

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>>8818612
Uh.. what can I do with that?

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>>8818588
I may have eaten something different a few days ago, but I cannot remember exactly what it was. The nice thing about this arena is that you must eat whatever it offers you. That way I have an argument whenever people persecute me for being a Pizzavore... Which I am not, really.

I can't put a finger on what you would usually eat. You seem to have missed a few months of your teenagerly growth periods.

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>>8818468

>>8818551
Only if you want to

What does pot of desires do?

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>>8818633
You can give it to me, in exchange for prizes..
>your phone goes to loudspeaker.
Prizes AND delicious Pizza!

NGW?

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>>8818551
Every game you host when you feel like shit is two less games in the future when you're burnt out faster. So host when you feel better.

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>>8818588
The only witch I ever knew actually assisted me in helping repay that debt. No, my opponents were countless exorcists who had the support of almost the entire world backing them as well as having a race of element manipulators under their thumb. You could say taking on that debt was suicide, but my experiences in fulfilling made me felt more alive than I had in years. Which is quite ironic considering I was a human before all that.

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>>8818669
>Ear twitches but she has trained herself to disregard general distractions

>>8818682
>>8818551
This
I hosted too often and burned myself out

>>8818704
Kys vert

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>>8818669
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, don't scare me like that ever again. what kind of prizes I can exchange it for?

>>8818704
It's the opposite for me. Hosting is how I relieve myself of thread burnout.

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>>8818721
>Why do you all insist on dropping my name?

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>>8818682
I want to fuck this Korean girl.

>>8818739
ily bert

>>8818740
But thats a boy

>>8818615
get a bicycle chain and tie it together like some sort of angry ghost

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>>8818694
>>8818727
For a deposit of 3000 solar you can have an entire months worth of Pizza delivered to your doorstep!

>>8818535
Aussa
Asgore
Aikawa
Cripple Rin
Garnet
Grimes
Kamina
Lenny
Raven
Ruby
Seth
Shadow
Yukine
Yuno

>>8818721
Fuck you. I'm not Vert. By the way, don't bully Vert again........... or else..........
>>8818730
We all have our ways.

>>8818739
>kissu

>>8818771
>Cripple Rin
Wut

>>8818771
But I hosted like a few days ago

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>>8818771

>>8818771
Now post the rest

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>>8818588
Yup! When muscle tension becomes lax, the hands and legs feel heavy. As you said these dulled senses helped me to deliver powerful strikes and evade. It's just a bit of the things I practice.

>>8818771
>I'm on this list
I mean, I still do it, but it's just defaults at the moment until a later date when brant gets it's shit together.

>>8818771
>Aussa
>taking priority over me
Lol
Also
>Cripple Rin

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>>8818771
Rude, i literally hosted yesterday.

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>>8818740

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>>8818790
This is a cripple Rin.

P.s. your newfag is showing.

>>8818811
...For the first time in months.

>>8818808
>Priority
Did you ever pass 1st grade? Did you ever learn basic patterns? It's all in ABC order.

>>8818790
Rin Tezuka from Katawa Shoujo
Its a visual novel about a guy named Hisao "Cripple fucker" Nakai who dicks all the disabled girls.

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>>8818782
Don't kissu me.

>>8818748
Sure you do. I'm just confused as to why everytime an anon makes a post I get called out even though I'm just lurking.

>>8818808
What is alphabetic sorting?

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>>8818771
You can add your mother on the list for hosting my dick in her cunt every night.

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>>8818619
But do you always have that halo in the spirit world? If not... How can you be separated from your spirit that's separated from your body? That would be something requiring further study.... I'd be very interested to know.

>>8818648
That's assuming you can't leave this place to begin with. Maybe my meals are a little big for someone like me, but....I like having soups and salads mainly. It depends on what our maid makes.
And for dessert, usually I'll have cake.
>she takes another bite or two
Hmph! You really are starting to insult me now, aren't you? But I'd be more insulted if I was self-conscious. I already know I look just fine under my dress.

>>8818693
In that case.... I can't blame you for your actions. They're more justified.
I knew you didn't quite strike me as human....

>>8818800
This place teaches me more often than I expect.
...But the credit goes to you mainly. I'll have to remember this. Perhaps write it down as a note...

>>8818842
Literally who are you

>>8818824
>>8818831
I know about that Rin
It's just they stopped hosting long time ago

>>8818842
You know you are supposed to use SNL Connery for that, right?

>>8818771
Cage has been hosting too

>>8818836
It's called memeing, either don't take them seriously and meme back or ignore them.

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>>8818826
Touche..

>>8818771
Aussa doesn't host. Just dump porn on demand.

>>8818867
They hosted like 5 months ago.

>>8818836
Fucking stop me, cunt.

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>>8818830
>Aussa
>Asgore
>s comes before u
>questions if the other person passed first grade.

>>8818894
Within the month.

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>alphabetic sorting
>AUSSA
>ASGORE
>u now comes before s in the alphabet

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>>8818767
You know what?
>she gives the phone to>>8818694
use it, im gonna sleep.
return it to me tommorow, ok?

>>8818872
vert is too much of a thinskinned cunt for that

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>>8818771

>>8818836
stfu vert

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>>8818854
You wear somewhat of a very airy and flowing dress. Who knows what you're trying to conceal beneath your frills. Perhaps to keep the eyes of the people around you off your body.

You must be very shy. Keep eating pizza and maybe you won't worry so much about such things.

I would love to confirm it with my own eyes, but I do not believe your maid will allow me.

>>8818906
>>8818902
>Aussa
>Asgore
>Aikawa

He literally had one job and fucked it up.

>>8818894
As in Cripple Games or new one?

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>>8818854
>
I'm not looking to justify any actions I take. I just wanted to clear up any misunderstandings you might have about me.

I'm just a bloodthirsty demon looking for his next big fight.

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>>8818862
That's what she said.

>>8818869
>I can't be fucked with finding the exact images
>So real Sean for now.

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>tfw computer mouse stopped working and it won't move

>>8818902
>>8818906
Priority ava first

guys guys
U is before I and S now

>>8818906
It does in the american alphabet.

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>>8818948
>what mouse?

>>8818946
>That's what she said.
fucking kek
that one got me

>>8818948
It's a message.

God is telling you to kys.

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>>8818854
...Perhaps there's been a bit of improper communication on my part. In the physical world, I enter a...trance of sorts, so that my soul can leave my body. From then on, things such as, well...that-
>She points at her halo.
...are effectively just blessings, I can access them at-will.
>It vanishes, replaced by her entire body becoming shades of grey.
I doubt I could do any of it without their aid.

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>>8818872
I'm too tired to tell most of the time. Hell man I haven't slept in almost 3 days and I just can't sleep. I'm more anxious, impatient, and unattentive than I ever nhave been. If peopel meme on me I'm just too tired to tell and here lately I've been more prone to lash out at stupid shit that I normally would just play along with.

The only nap I had was a 15 minute nap when I fell asleep in the shower today.

>>8818897
Fite me.

>>8818954
Burgerland education everyone

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>>8818948
Use the cord to neck yourself.

>>8818902
>>8818906
>>8818922
that's the order they're listed on the list

>>8818923
Cripple Games

>>8818973
>fights you
>wins
>you like this
Get rekt bitch

>>8818982
>I think it's more just they are retarded tbqh.

>>8818991
See >>8818830

>>8818991
Nah, don't say nothing.

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>>8818909
I'm not thinskinned I swear. Just put me to slep or something.

>>8818918
No you.

>>8818771
Aikawa
Asgore
Aussa
Cripple Rin
Garnet
Grimes
Kamina
Lenny
Raven
Ruby
Seth
Shadow
Yukine
Yuno

Now in proper alphabetical order.*


*did not correct the list by adding the names shitnugget failed to, for I do not know all of them.

>>8818954
U is always before S, which is always before A you fucking retard.

>>8818909
If that was true he'd have fucked off a while ago. Vert just needs to stop replying to memefaggotry with serious replies.

>>8818973
Stop lurking these shitty threads if you can't help it then, come back when you're sane.

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>tfw can still type but not quote
>tfw laptop touchpad
>can't hang self with touchpad

>>8818991
>that's the order they were listed on the list
That's because that's the order I added them in

>>8818973
Please dont die vert ily.
Get some rest for god sake.

>>8819014
>U
>Before S
If this is bait then you fucking got me, mate.

>>8819019
Type out the numbers Dach.

>>8819010
>not posting a cute animu slut
How can you drum up sympathy without sluts?

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>>8819019
>has to resort to touchpad
Truly that is suffering. Analysis concludes that I must break all your mice from now on

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too lazy

>>8819014
>>8819044
This. You better be acting retarded.

>>8819019
Realistically speaking I don't think the cable from a computer mouse would support your greasy ass from a ceiling fan anyway

>>8819019
Double-tap the touchpad.

Well that sucks I guess. Just stop posting or whatever for now or shitpost until tomorrow when you can go out to get a new one.

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>>8819019
>what type of mouse was it?

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>>8818919
Yes, it's what I've been wearing for decades...
And I think you've had me misunderstood for someone that would freely flaunt their figure for just anyone! I do have some respect for myself, after all!
My maid wouldn't allow it? I'd be the first to stop you if you tried anything. Tch... J-just who do you think I am?
>she finishes off the slice with a last bite
Aah...

>>8818926
So the darkened skin would give away, but you hide it very well.

Hmm... Well, good.
It's been a fair bit since I've fought a demon. I should write down the results.... Of how easy it was once I'm through.

>>8818969
So I see.... It's simply a manifestation of your god's blessing.
How disappointing... I was hoping to have another aspect to research. Such a thing could have been unheard of, even in the magical fields.

>>8819019
Lick the borders of the screen and it should start working again

>>8819044
>>8819068
You two are the most retarded people in this thread.

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>>8818854
Sure whatever! It's a rare and difficult technique to master. To be honest I was hoping to fight someone 'stronger' then me.

>>8819020
Does your touchpad not have a left and right click? Mine does, I just push down on the bottom left or right corner of the touchpad.

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>>8819073
Suggestion: How about phone cord? Phone cord is great for strangling.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRTUSVWXYZ

>>8819097
>S
>T
>U
Yeah it's bait. Fuck off.

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>>8818542
...are you calling me an attention seeker?
...
>Eila lifts her machine gun, pointing it at Takeshita's chest.
What the hell did you call me? Up to this point I could handle your name-calling and subtle jabs because I take some time to process everything so I'm a bit slow but it's gone too far now!
The only thing I keep in that closet is bullets, and I'm not afraid to use them!
>Eila begins checking her gun, turning the safety off.
You have three seconds until I fill you with a bunch of lead to apologize and submit!

>>8819116
How about you check that one post again.

>>8819113
kek

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>mfw I found out a few years ago U actually does come before S.

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>>8819092
It's not something I try to hide. I just like the hairstyle.

>
And you've got an awful lot of pride yourself. I'll be looking forward to our clash in this arena then.

>>8819124
pls fuck her with your baby penis

>>8819128
Do you know what Alphabetical Order is, Anon?
Because I'm going to bet my fucking life that you don't.

Guys.
a U t i S m.

>>8819128
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/alphabet-letters-usa-flag-american-texture-white-background-56253371.jpg
:thinking:

Alphabet maymay sucks.
Be funnier, HG.

I think there's some real Berenstain Bears shit going on rn

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>>8819154

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>>8819092
I don't really follow your meaning, and truth be told, my own understanding is...incomplete.
>And in an instant she returns to her normal vibrant coloration, sporting a well-used-looking shovel in her hands. She takes a good look at it, and sighs.
I...occasionally gain such things in response to contact with things. People, objects, whatever. Occasionally I have an...urge to. Other times it simply happens by coincidence.

My mouse has like a crush of filthyness stuck in it.
Should i worried?

>>8819161
That's the American alphabet.
Can't you speak English like the rest of the world?

U S A

Just proved you niggers wrong.

>>8819170
>I can literally materialize anything imaginable any time I want.
Kill yourself with a spade shovel, Ausshit

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>>8819092
I believe I would be able to overpower you if I wanted. What would you do if I were to leap upon you right at this moment and pin you down by the arms? Just your excited squeals would be a pleasure to my ears.

Something tells me you haven't ever had serious physical play once in your life before. I'd like to see exactly how you would stop me.

>>8819171
Just unplug it and plug it back in.

a U S s A

>>8819171
It means you're a filthy, disgusting piece of shit that should kull himself.

>>8819171
Take it apart, and clean it. It's very easy to do.

>>8819198
>A USA
All amerifags were Aussa the whole time.

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>>8819124
>Takeshita's smile turns blank, and the inflection in her voice turns unbelievably dry.
Ohh, no, don't do it, please. I'm sorry, Eila. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I'll do whatever you want. I'll never make fun of you again. Just don't kill me. Ahhhh...

How do I clean my laptop keyboard

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>>8819017
I can try I just don't feel right nymore

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Name my crew HG

>>8819213
That would explain a lot.

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>>8819192
How much will you pay me to kill her already?

>>8819192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETx_LoSzHVU
It's how it works in the game.

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>>8819226
>>>>>>>laptop keyboard
>you don't

>>8819181
https://www.englishclub.com/images/pronunciation/alphabet-pronunciation.png
:Almonds Activated:

>>8819017
Everyone needs to stop replying to memefaggotry seriously.

>>8819234
WHITEKNIGHT??????

>>8819234
One billion HG bucks, baron.
>>8819246
Kill yourself Ausshit

Do you guys really read other's RP conversations?

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>>8819232
3rd is best race. Name him your favourite metal band.
>>8819255
Whiteknight would be protecting her, not killing her. Think before you meme citizen.

>>8819275
Nah not really, it's either too unnoticeable or too tl;dr for me.

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>welcome to /hg/, where we don't know how to alphabet :v

>>8819105
Being clever is a form of strength, isn't it?
When the weak go against the strong, wits are their best bet.

>>8819142
However long it may take. I'd be patient if I were you, Rangetsu.

>>8819170
...Hm? Oh, I was just musing about something. Don't pay it much mind.
I wonder... Does that power work in the arena as well?

>>8819196
You didn't even respond to half of that...
I think it's quite obvious! I could burn you alive, or trap you in ice, crush you under rock and earth....
My options for defense are widely varied.
And now you've even told me you might try something.
>she takes a step or two away
At least I've been introduced to this pizza... I wonder if Sakuya can replicate this recipe.

>>8819270
those that change any of the validity

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>>8819275
The ones I happen to be involved in, yes.

>>8819226
Very carefully. Taking apart a laptop is harder than you think, and vary greatly based on model. Google how to remove your model laptops keyboard.

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>>8819232
cuck -engy
nigger -mantis 1
faggot
sand nigger
double nigger
extra sand nigger
big dick tyrone -rock
your mom -slime
from left to right each row

>>8819275
No because hg has no good rp.

>>8819275
If they're interesting enough, sure.

>>8819277
>Think before you meme citizen.
But no one here does that, Baron.

If dubs we move to /pol/

American alphabet
U
S
A

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>>8819287
If that is your will...ahem. Well yes, of course. I can still change about as required...though it some times permits me. And I've copied...I believe two such things from others here, though I'll admit they're not particularly, ah. Useful.

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>>8819275
>I try to although I admittedly skim read.
>>8819270
Hand it over first then we have a deal. And a pizza. I could use a pizza.

>>8819275
Some. Really depends on how interesting it is at a glance.

>>8819253
Too bad that seems to be humanly impossible for some of these dumbasses.

>>8819291
sea 2

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>>8819277
I don't have a favorite metal band I hardly listen to metal I apologize.

>>8819295
Thanks (You)kine.

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>>8819373
what you need to do is get a clone bay and tele, and just send over the allahus

>>8819337
Pizza? No deal. Kill the obnoxious fucker first.

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>>8819373
>Your mom is the mindrape slug that knows where you are at all times
Ok there's too many questions I need to ask, so let's start off small. Why?

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>>8819287
Wits have always been my best bet when fighting opponents stronger then me, grappling eliminates this boundary between the strong and the weak.
But sometimes all the techniques/styles in the world can't earn you a chance in winning the battle.

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>>8819402
Fine how about this. TWO pizzas if I kill her.