/sug/ - Steven Universe General Shit Gems Edition Last Thr

>>8817679
Jasper is best gem

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>>8817691
*Worst

Who here has been forgotten?

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Jasper is best and milkiest gem

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lapiven

>>8817719
you lol

>>8817709
Dafuq?

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Jasper is fat

>>8817666
I BIG TOUGH MAN!!! WOMAN R WEAK!!!!!! GO MAKE ME SANDWICH! OOGA BOOGA

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IT'S

>>8817738
NO I HAVENT MY MUMMIE LUVS ME VERIE MUCH!!!!!!!

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>>8817732
*Worst

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JASPEARL

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Gems should cut their hair

>>8817755
Suk my dik fag

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>>8817737
Good shit, my dood

>>8817755
I agree that women are inherently weaker due to basic things like having less testosterone and thus less fast muscle-building ability, but that doesn't have any effect on the ceiling, only the floor.

>>8817775
That's a neat picture. Is it cropped or is that the full thing

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you tumblr

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*Sniff* *Sniff*

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>>8817780
blap

I strived to get better at art to spite the ones who insulted me.

I NEED THAT LAPIS SHIT ALL OVER MY FACE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND JUST HOW BADLY.

>>8817820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYs-0EO0ts

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>>8817747
Too fat

>>8817820
>>8817858
You're trying too hard.

>>8817801
Well yeah, that the average man and woman and dude is probably stronger, but take a buff as fuck woman or a highly trained fighter with great agility vs the average man she could crush him.

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where can I find a buff woman that loves me for who I am

>>8817780
IT WAS ME, DIO!

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>theres no more blue diamond lewds
>already fapped too much the already available ones
pls help drawfags

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>>8817895
in your imagination.

EY GUISE GESS HOOZ BAAAAAACK!!1!1!1!!!!! DATS RITE, ITZ MEEEEEEE KLAAAAAAAASSSSIIIIICCC KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!

>>8817895
A tranny convention

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>>8817895
THICC w strongfat > lean

>>8817870
I NEED IT, THAT'S WHY

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REPLY WITH DREAM HOMEWORLD TRIO INTERACTIONS

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>>8817965

>>8817965

>>8817965

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>>8817965

>>8817895
Nowhere. A woman who respects the human form enough to better herself in such a way isn't going to tolerate your sorry monument to a lack of self control.

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I WUNT YEW ALL 2 KNO DAT I JUST POOPIED MAISHELF1!1!1!!!1!!!!!!

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>>8817965
boop

>>8818004
What the heck is going on with that chair Kim

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>>8817965
>no artwork of all three of them setting the memebarn on fire with the pumpkin and mystery girl in it

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>>8817709
You clearly meant best we all know you wanted to reaffirm the statement anon was making

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when will saltine return from the war

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>>8818047
Don't you dare hurt Pumpkin you fucking monster

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>>8818022
ITZ JSUT BEIN AUTISTUC!!1!1!1!1!1!111!!!!!

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>>8818063
You heard what i said.

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>>8818047
God dammit, why haven't anyone done that already?

How good at drawing are you, sug?

my toe hurts, I hope I don't need to get it amputated

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>>8817830
that's the spirit
>>8817933
here's something I drew last year as part of a series if this helps

>>8818088
>>8818047
Why don't you people ever post decent futa art? You consistently post the bottom of th ebarrel.

>>8818140
The worst

>>8818162
No mercy.

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GUIIIIIISE Y DO MAH TIDDIEZ TIKKLE WENEVAR I LAUGHAHUHA?!?!?!?!?!?1?1?1??11??1??!!?!???1??!?!???#??#!??!???!???

>>8818140
shit

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>>8818150

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>>8818140
Pretty shit.

>>8818140
I'm trying to teach myself how to paint realistic digital paintings at the moment. I can do it with oils and water colors but I can't paint for shit with a computer for some reason. Drawing ain't that hard though.

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>>8818143
I thought you were dea-
I mean, that you left.

Unrelated but is that blog that you linked still yours?

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>>8818140
I mean, i like to think im not a TERRIBLE artist...

>>8818203
That's why I go traditional.

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>>8818190
>Says this

>It's not that bad actually
But senpai why

If Steven offered to fuse with Lapis, would she accept?

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>>8818150
>decent
>futa
Pick one

>>8818206
haha, but yeah. both the nagelgems/dogman are still mine

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>>8817965
one day

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>>8818247
>Two
Oh, i only had dogman.

>>8818140
8============D

I DERW A PEN15!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

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>>8818246
I pick this.

>>8818140
People have complimented me before on it, but I'm not amazing or anything.

>>8818288
That does not count. Next!

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>>8818150
Im shitposting son

>>8818268
yeah, I have one for /sug/ stuff (and hypothetically anything else I make fanart for)
https://nagelgems.tumblr.com/
I ought to start updating both though

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Pearl is trap

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>>8818320
Holly i swear to god if that's you i will hug the living fuck out of you.

>>8818216
what ever happened to him?

What up A, it's me- why are you here?

Get back to finals jackass. You can hate Amethyst later.

So do all gems have some sort of extra ability?
Peridot can manipulate metal
Lapis can manipulate water
Ruby has pyrokinetic properties
Sapphire has cryokinetic abilities
Apparently Pearl has sand bending abilities?(I can't remember doing that)

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>>8818140

>>8818368
Those balls defy gravity

>>8818410
what

>>8818369
Sorry, but I'm not Holly. I'm just an anon.

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I hope you all have a nice night

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>>8818414
>The supposed oracle only gem can be literally Heritage for the Future Petshop if her powers were made to be offensive.

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>>8818416
good shit
now i'm hungry

>>8818410
Who are you?

>>8818447
no you don't

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defy this
*grabs feminine dick*

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>>8818437
You still need to be hugged aggressively.

>>8818395
He got dismantled while still alive.

>>8818447
I can't.

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>>8818462
I really do anon
>>8818483
why not?

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>>8818307

>>8818484
because blogposters are on the wild again

>>8818475
Thank you Anon.

>>8818484
no you fucking don't. your just saying that to make yourself feel good. fuck you.

>>8818521
edgy fag kek

>>8818450
It's crazy, yeah. I just want to know if other gems can do this.

>>8818484
I don't feel right.

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BECKY IS CUTE!!!!!! CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8818539
Hi Beckyanon. What's up?

>>8818521
Mostly this. It seems they realised it's the best way to get attention.

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>>8818534
In what way?
>>8818521
I do hope everyone here has a nice night for real

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>>8818456
;3

>>8818539
what does she even do? like on a day to day basis.

/sug/ I am officially weirded the fuck out. I was looking for an obscure story I've wanted to read for almost a year now and found a modern copy coming out in november.

I read the description and amazon described it as a mix of literally my two favorite books. I'm convinced that there must be some kind of targeted marketing system that's filling in blanks with my most searched books, but when I inspected the html there was no obvious sign it was templated. It's weirding me the fuck out

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>>8818539
Damn Jews and their stando tricks.

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>>8818560
Hello there! I am just posting nice Becky pics!

>>8818567
I have all this pent up anger and suffering and burden.

>>8818598
Oh okay. I hope you had a good Easter Break.

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>>8818563
Please don't think like that.
It doesn't even matter if they are doing it for attention, you should take any positivity wholeheartedly.

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>liking filthy xenos
im calling the inquisition

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>>8818576
I think she draws lots of stuff for SU!
I am not sure what she does for fun! I think I remember her saying once that she likes video games!

>>8818630
Big armors are always compensating for tiny penises.

>>8818585
kill yourself

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>>8818616
Thank you anon! I hope you had a good Easter too!!!

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Sometimes I like to imagine Greg falling in love with a different gem than Rose, Japser is the prime candidate.

It means that Steven would have had strong maternal influence from Rose growing up, and Greg would have grown close with Rose after Jasper gave up her form to have Steven..

>>8818607
go take a nice warm shower and then go to bed anon. will make you feel better.

>>8818645
i like you beckyanon, you always seem so nice.

>>8818645
Thanks!

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>>8818586
>ywn impregnate her elderly mother with jasper eggs
why live

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>>8818638
Don't insult the Emprah or you and me have a big problem.

You are right about Space Marines though. They don't even have dicks.

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>>8818638
still buttmad you were too short to be a space marine?

>>8818416
>>8818570
You look oddly familiar, who are you?

>>8818607
Well if you want to talk about it I'd be happy to listen

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>>8818630
aeiou

>>8818670
I can't. I can't sleep or really even relax. I'm not happy right now.

>>8818690
Sorry m8, but it's a common joke, someone wearing obnoxiously big armor is usually compensating for something.

>>8818692
>Posts big armor to prove my point
Tiny dick.

>>8818620
Not at all. I would believe that if this was once in a while thing, but now it's every single day, morning or night with some saying shit like "I hope you have a nice day ^^"
After they realised a lot of anons on /sug/ had some kind of issues, like daddy issues, they found their attention goldmine and started mining for it day and night.

>>8818709
have you tried taking your own life?

>>8818709
sorry anon. hope you feel better soon.

>>8818639
The description doesn't change when I log out, so I can't kill myself until november

>>8818638
wasn't he supposed to have been born during the greek empire? Back then tiny dicks were hot

>>8818630
Why can't the imperium side with the tau again? It seems like it would be relatively good deal. It's the same fascism but technology picks up again and they'd probably be able to wipe out the rest of the universe together

>>8818709
Good. Let the anger flows through to you.

>>8818713
>tau trannie detected
lamo@urlyfe

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>>8817737
canon

>>8817800
guud stuff

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>>8818665
Rose would be a good role model for whoever would alternatively give birth to Steven.
I'm honestly trying to think of how she'd be in a AU where she lives.

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>>8818645
>ywn lay on that couch with steven sugar while you both enjoy each other's company
Fuck, that view is great.

>>8818701
I feel people don't take me seriously. And it's true. They don't. They don't think I'm smart or talented. They treat me like a four year old with a mental disability. And nobody listens for my cries of pain.

>>8818752
lmao@urtinydik

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>>8818713
And Space Marines not having a bolter beyond the ones in their hands is also a common joke.

>>8818665
I like the idea, but it would fall
the reason why its Rose is to show steven off as a free spirit that loves, the way he activates his powers is through happy feelings, bliss and the need to protect others.
Even though the love he gives off half the time fake since hes a belly quarts, he still shown to be happy and thats good enough excuse for the viewers
To have him have a gem like lapis or jasper and to change places on the body, the show would turn tits up

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>>8817965
The idea of Lapis wearing the pants and dominating the other two is funny to me.

>>8818645
Do you think Rebecca gives him a copy of any Steven merch that comes out and he thinks it's cool.

>>8818725
I have better plans.

>>8818777
ya sound like a four year old with a mental disability so everything seems correct

>>8818783
taus dont even have dick. just forehead vaginas. prepare for nid rape

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>>8818788
Holly too pure for aboose

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Spicy-gems finally drew Jasper. She looks a little detached

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>>8818777
Have you thought about killing them? A shooting is always nice.

>>8818777
Who in your life isn't taking you seriously? What are the cries of pain for?

>>8818698
Tomato pie :)

>>8818819
that jasper looks miserable i dont even wanna fuck her like that

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>>8818799
its funny cause its actually true

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>>8818804
I am sure Becky gives him lots of gifts! Becky seems like a good big sister and I think she does nice things like that for him!

>>8818814
I thought that was a boney ridge, or do they actually brainfuck

speaking of which, do you think the tau could code in brainfuck. I could not wrap my head around that well enough to do a hello world

>>8818813
But everything they said is wrong. I'm actually very smart and talented as said by many.

I was going to post lewds but I won't so long as Becky and friends posting is going on.

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>>8818849
Id have the firmest comfort sex with that jasper

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>>8818835
Can you be straight with me, are you really her or are you a family member that has access to her computer?

I've seen two different kinds of people who have access to her files, i just can't find it in me to believe she's this much of a shitter.

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>>8818881

>>8818827
I'm more messed up than that anon.

>>8818819
>tfw single

>>8818884
oh no whatever shall we do

>>8818921
Do you need proof or are you that stupid?

>>8818955
Not fap to sexy 2D rocks I suppose.

>>8818963
If ya have some id love to see it

>>8818832
Everyone.

>>8818977
shit meme

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>>8818884
Are you bullying me? No bully plz

>>8818798
He can still be shown to activate his power through love, gem placement won't change him that much. Heay be a little more angry though, taking after his mother.

>>8818764
I'd like to think, she would initially start out as a mentor, I mean she is fascinated by humanity and a half-gem, half-human child would be everything she wants. I'd. Imagine she wouldn get too involved in Steven's life and be more akin to a mother, always babying him and worrying where he goes, or what he is doing. It would make a nice touch as Steven would have his father and something like a mother.

>>8818985
What would you like to discuss then, anon?

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>>8818986
If you are shitposting or not I still hope you have a nice life anon.

>>8819000
I was doing, like, the opposite of bullying.

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ha ha

>>8819039
I keep things serious and on topic.

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>>8819047
Oh okay thank you anon

>>8819070
kys

>>8819061
Hiya Peridoodle

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>>8819083
Instead of bullying me, you can be nice and compliment Steven's bread making skills! I think it would make him happy!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRAbQ3RAclI/?taken-by=stevensugar&hl=en

>>8819061
i like your personality

>>8818929
It doesn't get more messed up than killing people. It's a great way to relieve yourself.

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>>8819021
Now that i think about it, Pearl wouldn't be so needlessly motherly towards Steven.
She may act friendly though out of respect for whatever half of Garnet or Amethyst gave up their form for him, but she'd seem very passive babysitter if i really wanted to think of a personalty for someone who ISN'T broken from the loss of Rose.

Everyone else still has the possibility to be their in show selves except for possibly Ruby for an obvious future.

>>8819130
Do you have more of Steven's feet

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>>8819070

>>8818899
My brother uses my phone a lot, and my phone has my pictures, so i guess i shouldn't let him on again unsupervised..

>>8819135
Oh anon, you don't even know.

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>>8819149
I'll believe in this, because i really don't think you're that much of a shitter.

>>8819155
Then you have killed someone else? I hope it was a Lapisfag.

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>>8819130
>making jewish bread to celebrate sunday
Wow for some reason I assumed him and Rebecca were atheists. Guess he's not at least

>>8818240
No because she'd be afraid of hurting him or making him suicidal.

>>8818819
I want to hug and comfort a sad naked Jasper

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>>8819172
Are you talking about klassic kim?

>>8819204
No, but you should know by now that I'm not who I seem to be.

>>8819205
What about that implies they aren't atheists?

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>>8819227
I believe it's two different posters from the same household.

>>8819231
I can't even see you like you seem to be.
If you're thinking about taking your own life, take something with you and make it fun.

>>8819252
I looked up the kind of bread he made and it says it's made for jewish ceremonies or holidays
He could've made it because he felt like it but it sounds like a religious thing

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What you kids jammin to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKvUEEadOeY

>>8817965
SFW OT3 folder
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rrnri9zv3nwu1vs/AADJDRhAsbn9VZX7GNA_1WR4a?dl=0

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>>8819320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>8819320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yraAwd4YhGM

>>8819313
That means so little. Atheists still celebrate Christmas.

Your family doesn't?

>>8819333
Forgot to mention, there's no Minodah or official crewniverse stuff there because that's in a separate folder

>>8819265
Uh no? I'm one of the most durable people you will ever meet. Both outside and inside, I just can't die. I have been in really bad situations but they barely do anything to me.

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>>8819347
Major commercialized holiday =/= special jewish ceremonial bread

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>>8819320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY
gettin ready for korea 2: electric boogaloo

>>8819382
Commercialisation my butt. It's culture. My family celebrates it not because commercials tell us to but because we want to.

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Mirror Lapis
>Actually threatening
>Undefeated
>Free to go anywhere
>Didn't force Steven to go with her against his own will
>Had a better color palette

Current Lapis
>Trapped at the barn
>Rapist
>Makes "art" and her biggest achievement in 5000 years is taking care of a vegetable.
>Lighted skin

What went wrong?

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>>8819320
nothing to toe tapping
Rum in my belly, rain out my window, im just listening to some soft tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql_dEdMEjl4

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what if Rebecca had a baby and it came out looking exactly like Steven

>>8819441
Because she quickly got away.
In close combat or in a fight with a competent long range fighter, she's fucked.

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>>8819441
I want Lapis to rape my asshole with her spiky tentadick until my ass falls out

>>8819441
The writers wanted to do something much darker with her character, then remembers their show airs on CN not [as]

Cheap ramen noodles stir-fried is actually a pretty good late night snack.

>>8818665
Adoptive mother figures makes my heart hurt.

>>8819441
memes, tumblr pandering, incompetent tumblr writers

>>8819463
>a competent long range fighter,
Lucky for her, that doesn't exist in this show

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LARS NEEDS A TAMPON HIS VAGINA IS BLEEDING

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>>8819469
>her spiky tentadick

Why do you have to ruin it?

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>>8818488

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feminine

>>8819441
I liked Lapis' witch concept design and wish she had gotten some sort of antagonist arc instead of immediately becoming an autistic sad wooby

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>>8819488
>Garnet
>Pearl who utilizes her Spear that can shoot energy
>Peridot with metal
>Simon Belmon- i mean Amethyst
>Sapphire who actually becomes offensive

You're still right though, i have to jump through massive hoops to assume the gems would know what to use against her.

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What if Jasper had an 29 inch long and 22 inch wide horse cock and she went into connie's room at night naked

>>8819527
It was hard to have her as an antagonist with Steven in the CG

What are the homeworld rankings for gems?

Diamonds>Sapphires>Lapises>Agates>Quatz types>Peridots>Rubies?

>>8819583
If you weren't a lazy hack who you could easily figure out a way to do it or something else that could make Lapis interesting, Rebecca

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>>8819600
That's probably it.
Maybe put Roses above Amethysts/Jaspers but overall that seems fair to say.

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What if Greg accidentally killed himself through nude autoerotic asphyxiation in his van and Steven found his body 2 days later after it started to decay?

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>>8818630
imperium vs HW
who would win?

>>8819633
spit on him

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>>8819469
>Until my ass falls off

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>>8819441
my asshole

>>8819641
what the fuck are you on about? HWs ship wouldnt even make it planet-side, theyd be curb-stomped by the imperiums flying 5KM long death cathedrals

>>8819144
Depending on what half of Garnet gave up her form, I think the other would be very sour to See recently remember unlinked Pearl, Ruby and Saph are actually in a relationship.

Kill yourself tomato pie you disgusting whore.

>>8819628
Gotcha, that's what I figured. I wonder where gems like Topazes, Emeralds, etc rank on the list.

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What if Sourcream shot himself with his mother's shotgun and his brains splattered all over her art, and Onion was the first person to find his body, and Onion started cutting himself with Sourcreams teeth that fell out when he blew his brains out?

>>8819711
why is steven such a fat smelly annoying cunt?

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>>8819687
I don't know, i always apply this to anything relating to Ruby's death, but Sapphire could see it coming from miles away.
And this is something she'd see a long time coming.

I think she'd get used to it before Ruby gave birth and passed away.
I could be entirely wrong and it'd be easy to make her broken as well, but i just can't see Sapphire grieving for Ruby for that long due to Future vision.
The opposite logic could apply to this as well and i'd respect that, but i just can't ever ignore the fact it could always go like this.

>>8819641
the diamonds would shit their pants when they found out organics could fucking wipe the floor with them

>>8819744
>organics
Who are using equipment that's written to be OP.
Compensating.

why didnt rose just adopt? all of the current problems could have been avoided if she did this

>>8819620
They didn't knew what to do with her, so they introduced Jasper to save her chraracter

>Hating Steven
>watching his Universe

>>8819780
Wanted to bridge the gap between human and gem yadda yadda yadda, season 1-ish answer.

>>8819641
Considering we've held our own in the W40K universe, against STRONGER aliens, I'm pretty sure we would win. Just send the Ultramarines in, I mean two fucking children beat the perfect quartz.

>>8819780
She wasn't the brightest gem

>>8819780
She wanted her own child my dude.

>>8819810
What Jasper and homeworld consider perfect are apparently just what Amethysts are supposed to be.

She has the same strength as a normal Amethyst.

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What if Connie developed schizophrenia and she sliced her breasts off with Steven's razor while he was sleeping, through the fat and glands and all, and she plopped the severed breasts into his sink and then passed out from blood loss. And when Steven woke up that morning to go piss, he walked in and saw her barely breathing on the floor with her rotting breasts in his sink and he started pissing himself?

>>8819785
And where is that gem now?

>>8819843
End it with
>he started pissing her
And we have an Emmy winner right there.

>>8819780
Steven wouldn't exist, and that is a big problem.

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>>8818140
It's subjective.

>>8819810
>held our own
what do you mean? HW is fucking puny compared to the imperium, hell im sure with enough guardsman theyd be overwhelmed. no space marines needed. now what the fuck would happen if chaos got their hands on HW?

>>8819858
Then they didn't knew what do to with Jasper and bubbled her. So expect for a new gem to come and rescue her.

>>8819843
what the actual fuck is wrong with you

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>>8819880
Well i think you're good motherfucker

>>8819780
Something something living on through him something something own person something individual something redemption.

>>8819880
you are shit. you cant even draw the worst gems right

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>>8818638
Reminds me of a picture I drew a while ago.

>>8819887
Peridot = YD
Jasper = PD
Lapis = BD
>the WD HW gem saves Jasper
>HW quintet is a thing

>>8819884
Nothing, because Chaos are shit. You either go Necron, Eldar or Imperium my dude.

>>8819884
>slaaneshi infestation of a world of space lesbians
oh god

>>8819941
Alright, i giggled.

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>>8819944
>necrons
*dial-up noises*

>>8819880
Aside from character preferences, it's a pretty nice drawing

>>8819941
>terminator armor.jpg

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>>8819916
>worst gems
That's because I don't draw Lapis that often. If I drew her more, I'm sure I'd do better, but I don't because she is worst gem.

>>8817858
I NEED LAPIS TO SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE

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>>8819899
>>8819974
Well, when I'm drunk, I'm shit. That can't be denied.

>>8820024
dumb pearlfag. your shitty door openers have no fucking character and are awfully drawn. youll never have a character with the depth and reliability of the best character here. lapis is the best person here and anyone else is a fag who likes shit charterers. lapis saved this fucking show

>>8817820
I NEED THESE FEET TO SHIT ALL OVER MY FACE

>>8819973
*Teleports behind you*
01001110 01101111 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110000 01100101 01110010 01110011 01101111 01101110 01100001 01101100 00101100 00100000 01101011 01101001 01100100 00101110

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>>8820059
>pearlfag
But anon, Pearl isn't my favorite gem. I just enjoy drawing her body type.

>>8820078
post lapis feet

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Caught a shiny potchiana and named it jasper just look at its coler scheme

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new meme

>>8820107
I don't give a FUCK

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>>8820104
it's all you get

>>8820101
fuck you you dumb perifag. you meme gem ruined lapis.

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>>8820024
Who haven't you drawn before?
I am implying more so about one of the characters in pic related, but i'm curious, overall.

>>8820054
I say even some drunken draws look good but i'm not sure which ones you've made drunkenly.

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>>8820101
It is a very aesthetically pleasing body type.

>>8820134
I JUST NEED LAPIS TO SHIT ON MY FACE

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hey /sug/ please summon your energy for my hockey team to win overtime tonight

>>8820107
ants, etc

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>>8820059
autisim has become an epidemic

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>>8820104
*wwalks into thread*

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Could season 4 have worked if it had better pacing?

>>8820024
as long as your favorite isn't peridot, you're okay

>>8820195
no because the first half still exists

>>8820175
Gotcha covered famm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0vWx9VjGe0

>>8820175
Cum on a picture of Ian Jones-Quartey and we will.

>>8820175
hockey is a cuck sport

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>>8820134

>>8820136
>Who haven't you drawn before?
I haven't drawn much of Garnet, Don't think I've ever drawn Steven, Never drew old Greg, Rose, barely have drawn Amethyst

>>8820144
I suppose. Personally, I prefer more meat on a girl. I think I prefer drawing her so much because it something new to me. It's part of the appeal drawing SU has for me because I have never drawn thicc or thin girls in the past. It's new and exciting to draw.

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>>8820202
my favorite is Peridot.

>>8820227
You don't exist.

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How are you all doing tonight /sug/?

>>8820178
kill yourself blue pearl fag.
youre annoying and no one cares about your shit gem

>>8820059
>lapisfags are this dumb and delusional

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>>8820226
You drew a Ruby before?

>>8820273
we know that's you, you jascuck

>>8820245
I'm doing alright, how about you?

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>>8820254
:(

>>8820245
I'M WAITING FOR LAPIS TO SHIT ON MY FACE

>>8820204
It was as slow as the first half of Season 2, or 1A, or 1B. 3 is the only one with a fast first half.

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>>8820245
Just got off work. Chillaxin' with you cool guys and that one cunt that hates everyone who doesn't worship Lapis.

>>8820194
How come Jasper is not paired with incineroar

>>8820227
End your laifu for your shit waifu.