ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite trainer cl

>>8817376
orreguy

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>>8817164
>A smile spreads across his face
>Fur poofs up, in joy
Yes. Yes!
No more cold food in the mornings!
>Laughs happily for a minute, before calming down
Oh man. Thank you so much.
I... Really don't know how to pay you for this.

>>8817277
You wouldn't mind if I watched, right?
Haven't seen a battle in a while.

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>>8817376
Uh, Swimmers, I guess. I knew a few, they were cool.
Roughnecks can go jump off a bridge, though.

>>8817277
Alright, bro, let's take it outside.
>Ray: leave the Flufflesboat, having fixed the stove.
'Chu make the first move, Drilbs.

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>>8817310
You're fantastic family as well.
>>8817346
Hm... This is new.
>Touch, touch.

>>8817376
chazz

>>8817376
THE CHAZZ

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(woosp, new thread repost)
>Meanwhile, outside the radio station
>A few ramps and platforms were installed in stairs and gaps
>A Shieldon is slowly exploring the area

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>>8817376
Champion!
>>8817356
>Stop humming
Okay! Look, there's the psychic girl!
Let's just... Wake her up?
>Sneak on over
>Poke her shoulder

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>>8817417
I'm cool with it, bro.
>Ray grins as he steps onto the dock.
( Gotta run for a bit, back soon ideally )

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>>8817477
BORK?!!
BWAAARK?!
DON'T KNOW YOU??
WHAT IS?!
>Snifff sniffff snifff snifff
>Lick

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>>8817387
It doesn't really bother me that much.
>Scarf get and equip.
At least I have a disguise for any gay bars I need to sneak into. Probably get the blueprints for the Units? I bet we could make one. Definitely.
>Fiddle with the computer.
Yeah, this one.
>Turn it on.

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>>8817376
Alolas punks. They got that superior fashion sense.

>>8817346
>Cat status: member of the gropius clan.
>Miaou in response to this
>Also bite down harder.

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>>8817417
It will be fun, come!

>>8817432
>>8817500
>Outside as well
Ah... here I go.
>Drilbe uses Hone Claws

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>>8817480
Is waking her up a g-
...Well I guess we're boned now.

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>>8817437
yay
i'm so happy to hear that theta
>happy toto noises
>>8817346
did i do something wrong?
should i stop hugging you?
>confused toto noises

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>>8817512
>The Shieldon looks at the much bigger pokemon quizzically
>He doesn't seem to speak much still
>Gets licked

>>8817565
>throw guzzlord plush at

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>>8817500
>>8817563
Well, alright.
>Follows them outside
This should be interesting...

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>>8817376
Either Hex Maniacs or Channlers. Ghosts are best.

>>8817437
>sheath status: warming rapidly
>twitching in your hand
>the main sword has ceased making coherent sounds and is now gurgling on the ground next to you

>>8817561
YESS~

>>8817577
WAIT NO, YES HIM, NO YOU

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>>8817577
Even if you are a bit young. Does this make me your parent?
>>8817613
>Rub the inside of the Sheath.
Roth?
>Alien: Worry a tad that you've accidentally broken your friend.

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>>8817596
>The plush is caught with Psychic powers, hovering for a second before being chucked back at the anon
>>8817565
>>8817480
>She's awake now.
I had presumed you would go through the Battle Castle before battling me. Not that I mind much. Waiting is boring.
>>8817376
Psychic.

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>>8817565
Haha, what? Of course it's a good idea!
>>8817649
... um. Annie? Were we here to battle...?

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>>8817648
-af Ira, son of Torbjorn af Ira!

>still got it
>wait how young was the swamp beast again?
>wait you're not even a living creature does that even matter?
>actually was any of this consensual?
>no idea.
>sword shame is functional anyway

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>>8817596
>>8817649
...
>>8817649
I see. We can do that then, I hope we can give you a decent show.
>>8817692
We are now. Come on, 2v1.
>Snorlax is sent out.

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>>8817613
okay
>keeps hugging
>>8817648
i don't know how old i am
i even forgot my birthday
my family died when i was really young so i don't remember much
but if you want you can be my parent

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>>8817527
Your pants aren't tight enough for a gay bar. Aren't we kinda lacking in the fossilized bugs area?
>Lean over his shoulder and watch

SORD NUT

>>8817826
IT'S ABOUT TO, WAIT A SECOND

>>8817826
succ

>>8817799
>dubs dubs fail
>Hilbert slips, landing on Desmond's back
... sorry.

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>>8817743
>Claus: realize size difference and the advantages of being smol.
>Climb up the back of the sheath and stuff your arm down into it.
>[Evil cat giggling.wav]

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>>8817743
...I think you're fine.
>Keep rubbing the sheath.
>Give the actual sword some attention.
>>8817790
I suppose I can?

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>>8817799
Dang, gotta get tighter pants.
...We can always go digging?
>Try and figure out where the cool stuff is stored.
>>8817869
Jesus, am I that hot?

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>>8817903
>sheathe status: fisted
>it's getting pretty hot
>I mean like literally, oven hot
>That's either a really good thing or a really bad thing

>>8817928
>Actual Sword: At attention
H-hail~

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>>8817752
Interesting choice.
>Two Pokeballs on the bedside table glow with Psychic energy before flinging themselves forward, releasing a Sigilyph (Flame Orb build) and Gothitelle (Uber build)
>>8817692
Pick you Pokemon, champion.

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>>8817563
Alright, bro. Here we go.
>Ray uses Thunderbolt!
>Dude's just showboating right now, he knows it won't do anything.

>>8817563
>>8818059
(Wait why are these characters even fighting?)

>>8818083
>(Sparring match.)

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>>8817752
>>8818050
Okay, 2v1 it is! Taeyo, let's go!
>Espeon: down from the shoulder

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>>8818050
Snorlax, please hit, okay?
>LV90
>Return.
252+ Atk Choice Band Snorlax Return vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Sigilyph: 294-346 (102.7 - 120.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8818105
Thank you, Sun. I think I would get... Rekt. On my own.

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>>8817963
Maybe we can try for non-bug Units? A Rampardos version.
... Perhaaaaps. Gotta get tighter pants to get on my radar.
>Attempt to use edges of the chair to pull self up
>Accidentally grope the Desmond butt instead

>>8818164
>Whoops accidentally calculated that as LV100.
>End me.
>252+ Atk Choice Band Snorlax Return vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Sigilyph: 238-282 (83.2 - 98.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>8818059
>Drilbe knows that there's a big level difference to beat
>But that does not stop him
>Thunderbolt: grounded
Nice try!
>Drilbe uses Dig, accuracy calc next post

>>8818083
(Sparring match as the other anon said)

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>>8817928
Yay i'll have a family
I love you theta
>stops hugging roth amd goes to hug theta

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>>8818044
Yeesh, that's toasty.
>Bite the ring-y bits on the front and work your arm around down in there.
>Claws may be sliiightly out.

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>>8818044
>Rub the sword down.
Hail?
>>8818205
>Hug the Toto.
I suppose... Roth and Claus can be as well?
>Internally wonder how many dads is too many.

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>>8818198
>Ray tries to use Quick Attack, but it fails!
Uh-oh.
>He looks down.
This might be, like, bad for me.

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>>8818179
Tyrantrum and Rampardos version. For the sweet head smash action.
Pff. We can see.
Anyway I think I-
>Butt: Groped.
>Desmond has no clue how to react to this so he sort of sits up straight and glares at Hilbert.

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>>8818242
>Drilbe is waiting for the right moment...now
UP
>Drilbe jumos up and strikes with Dig.

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>>8818226
Everyone can be my dad
It will be great
That will compensate for the lack of mom here

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>>8818105
>>8818164
Unfortunate. Good night, Sigilyph.
>Sigilyph is returned to its Pokeball, a Musharna (252 Hp/Sp Atk) being released in its place.
>Musharna aims a Hypnosis at Snorlax, Gothitelle using Calm Mind

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>>8818276
>He simply responds with a shrug
Whoops.
Anyway, find anything?
>Put a hand on the back of the chair to prevent future slipping

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>>8818314
>[ +1 252+ Atk Drilbur Dig vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Raichu-Alola: 86-104 (49.1 - 59.4%) -- 99.6% chance to 2HKO ]
>Ray's blasted into the air, barely catching himself.
Alright, bro, take this!
>Ray uses Quick Attack again!
>[ 0 Atk Raichu-Alola Quick Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Drilbur: 69-82 (81.1 - 96.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO ]

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>>8818365
Yeah. Here's where the camera system is.
>Pull it up.
Some of them are busted to hell though.
>Let's say there's 19 cameras
>Rolling for how many are unusable/damaged with last post number.

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>>8818323
Oh wow, Musharna might need glasses!
>Espeon Shadow Ball vs Gothitelle
252 SpA Choice Specs Espeon Shadow Ball vs. +1 252 HP / 252+ SpD Gothitelle: 118-140 (34.3 - 40.6%) -- 52.9% chance to 3HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8818164
No problem! Now we'll both just miss to death!

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>>8818385
>Drilbe barely avoids the Quick Attack
...stronger!
>Drilbe uses Hone Claws

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>>8818323
>Does hypnosis always hit?
>Either way, switch out for Weavile.
>Knock off on Musharna.
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 240 HP / 252+ Def Musharna: 312-369 (72 - 85.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8818436
Hopefully not.

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>>8818225
>sheath status: hot, mildly heavy
>attempt to snuggle a cat
>mostly just flop and flip more

>>8818226
Y-yea.
>internally wonder if a sword can be a dad

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>>8818427
12/19? As long as the ones by the entrances are intact we should be fine. Unless someone digs in, but really, who would do that.

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>>8818461
Alright, 'chu asked for it!
>Ray uses Quick Attack!
>Same calcs as last time

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>>8818530
Someone crazy probably. Anyway you wanna... Run off with this computer or figure out how to put the program on a USB or something?

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>>8818319
Alright. As you wish.
>>8818528
>Rub the edges of the blade.
>Rub up around the pommel and guard.

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>>8818524
>>8818436
>Hypnosis has a 50% hit chance
I assure you, Musharna's vision is fine.
>A Musharna Hypnosis for Weavile, a Gothitelle Signal Beam for Espeon
>Last post number for the first, second to last for the second
+1 4 SpA Gothitelle Signal Beam vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Espeon: 162-192 (59.5 - 70.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>8818556
>Drilbe is thrown backwards
>He is almost fainting, but stays up
Must...focus...
>Drilbe uses Dig

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>>8818577
Hm... We can "borrow" this computer for now. It's not like transporting it will be difficult. Where are we taking it? My place?

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>>8818528
>Note to self, if you need something cooked, stick it in Roth.
>Claus: remove arm before it gets baked.
>Start dragging your claws around the opening instead.

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>>8818650
Your place is fine. Better it doesn't get cluttered in my shit or digested by Kal.
>Shut it down and unplug it.
>Heft it up.
Alright. I'm not gonna be good to throw any punches, you wanna take the front?

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>>8818609
>both halves simultaneously lewded
>sord was not meant for this level of stimulation
>404, Roth not found

>>8818675
>drool mumble something about the cat being amazing
>doesn't actually come out as words, more like the sound a breadstick in a trash compactor makes
>you get the point

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>>8818642
>Ray uses Surf!
>It misses.
Oh, no. not again, you'll have to do better than that...

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>>8818772
>Something speaks from the underground
Sorry!
>Drilbe strikes with Dig

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>>8818617
Are you suuuure?
>Espeon Shadow Ball again
>Phoneposting so no Showdown Calcs, but it should be the same
>>8818524
I guess we're just lucky today!

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>>8818609
Thanks theta that really means a lot for me
>>8818756
>pokes roth
Are you okay?

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>>8818855
>55
>Sorry, bro.
>Ray scrambles to get an herbal remedy.
Come on, bro, 'chu're gonna be okay.

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>>8818617
>Miss.
Phew.
>Knock off again.
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 240 HP / 252+ Def Musharna: 312-369 (72 - 85.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8818961
I'd rather say skilled. Very very skilled.
And not narcoleptic.

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>>8818997
>Somewhat groggy
Uuuugh... I think I hit a rock

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>>8818756
>Cat: be happy you aren't terrible at this.
>Get some licc action in and around those ring things going.

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>>8818756
>Rub the blade.
>Fiddle with the pommel.
Hm...
>>8818988
You're welcome.

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>>8818997
>>8819052
You guys need a potion?
I have a few inside.

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>>8819052
I think so too, bro.
'Chu, like, almost had me there.
>Ray: smile.
>>8819093
Yeah, bro. That would rule.
>Ray: walk it off, being the dude who didn't get KOed.

>>8819093
(How come you said you wanted to make a more interesting character yet you make one that barely interacts with anyone?)

>>8819120
kys turts meme emrys jirachi

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>>8818717
Why would we need to throw punches at all? Just...
>Kartana is out, UB portal is made
Step on in.

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>Ollie: engage the sneek, trying the Fallarbor spoopy building again.
>Can't fuck this up, right?

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>>8819117
Alright.
>Run inside
>Evens, he comes out with a hyper-potion
>Odds, a normal one
>Either way, he applies it to >>8819052
Not a bad fight.

>>8819138
(I'm being serious... Like Jirachi offered a character to help him and... He said no. It just further shoves Sniffers characters into irrelevance.)

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>>8819093
That would be nice...

>>8819117
>Smiling
I almost did it, and you're much stronger...
I will become strong like you some day.

>>8819164
Thanks!

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>>8819160
Damn, neat. This better not go to your sex dungeon.
>Step on inside.

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>>8819076
>hugs theta tightly
You're not going to go away, right?

>>8819120
(He's interacting right now)

>>8819189
(Because it wasn't necessary.)
(Fluffles is an independent shop keeper. It's part of his character.)
(And he offered it in the first place because fluffles came off as shy and inexperienced during his first introduction.)

>>8819244
(Okay. Having a partner character usually gives you more interactions. Especially if its Jirachi since everyone likes his characters. Idk man I think you're shooting yourself in the foot but whatever I'm not gonna give you anymore yous.)

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>>8818961
... perhaps if Musharna battled with its eyes open this would be less of a problem.
>Gothitelle Signal Beam vs Espeon
+1 4 SpA Gothitelle Signal Beam vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Espeon: 162-192 (59.5 - 70.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8819040
You two certainly are skilled battlers. Goodnight, Musharna.
>Musharna is replaced with a Metagross, which Mega Evolves and uses Hone Claws

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>>8819210
'Chu did pretty darn good, bro.
I'm impressed - if not for the freak rock thing, 'chu would have won.
>>8819164
Sweet, bro.Thanks.
>Ray beams.
Hmm... 'Chu mind if I give the electric oven a test run? I can get the stuff for it. Gotta make sure I did, like, a good job on it, 'chu know?

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>>8819210
No problem.
You did good, if you ask me.

>>8819304
That would be great.
Go right ahead!
>Fur poofs up, in excitement

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>>8819214
>Hilbert simply waggles his eyebrows and winks at Desmond before walking through the portal, emerging on the other side in his living room
Set the computer wherever. Chill on the couch if you want, I don't mind.

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>>8819361
Heck yeah, bro!
>Ray: zip off for just a bit, in search of noms...

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>>8819383
Dang, no sex dungeon today.
>Set the computer on a desk or something and plop on the couch.
Woo, and we aren't dead. Hopefully you aren't gonna chop me up with your origami mon.

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>>8819040
What's a narcoleptic?
>>8819296
Awww. There goes Taeyo. How about... Helios!
>Out goes Volcarona
>Volcarona used Quiver Dance!

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>>8819304
I have been practicing digging most of my life, I got good at it.
...except for the rocks.

>>8819361
>Walking inside
Thank you too... where is the battling stuff?

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>>8819163
>Ollie: fuck up.
>Only get a handful of things from the place and bug out, because forcing doors is loud as fuck as you're a paranoid sumbitch
>Now, to find a place to pawn all this...

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>>8819296
I know this tactic. No.
>Switch Weavile for Entei.
>Sacred Fire.
252+ Atk Choice Band Entei Sacred Fire vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Metagross-Mega: 344-408 (114.2 - 135.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8819430
Someone who falls asleep with no warning.

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>>8819416
Disappointed? My room is close enough.
>Toss him the remote and flop on the other end of the couch
No, but Sliggoo may try to eat your finger.

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>>8819493
Pff, thanks Hilbs.
>Turn it to something cool, probably a movie.
Finally, I'll get to live out my dream of being eaten by a Sliggoo.

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>>8819446
>Ray: back with food
>Last roll was odds, means it's nothing fancy and a few things are skirting expiry dates.
I got the stuff, bros!
>Ray: zip into the kitchen, and then Pic Related: Iron Chef Edition

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>>8819391
>Grabs some tin plates, and puts them in the kitchen

>>8819446
Battling stuff?
Hmm...
>Walks around the store, picking up various things
>A sturdy orange vest
>A zoom lens, partially cracked on one side
>Two pieces of charcoal
>A cell battery
>A jar of black sludge
Do these count?
I've been told they have special effects or something at one point.

>>8819486
(Isn't Caitlin using the Ubers Satan Gothitelle? Because that Gothitelle would have Shadow Tag as an ability)

>>8819609
(Oh for fucks sake.)
>>8819486
(Recalc this with this post then.)
>Knock off with Weavile.
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Gothitelle: 408-484 (118.6 - 140.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8819571
No problem. The lewd things shouldn't be outside of the bedroom, so no worries there. I think.
>Rolling for if the blind slug dragged something lewd out of his room at any point

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>>8819598
>Be still amazed at Ray's shows

>>8819604
>Examining the items
>Takes the vest
Let's try this...
>Hone Claws disabled
...not good.
>Examines the rest, they don't seem to be any better, or even harmful.
>Drilbe looks around
>If dubs, Fluffles forgot something that catches Drilbe's attention

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>>8819701
Oh well if I need any lube I know who to ask.
>Bad Druddigon dildo in the kitchen.
Do you let your Sliggoo use your dildos as chew toys?

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well, know that everyone in the ship knows i feel a bit relieved
i guess keeping how you really feel is bad for you

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>>8819701
>>8819839

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>>8819430
>>8819486
>>8819654
Oh? Goodnight, Gothitelle.
>Reuniclus is out
>Reuniclus Focus Blast vs Weavile
252+ SpA Life Orb Reuniclus Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Weavile: 827-977 (294.3 - 347.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>M-Metagross Zen Headbutt vs Volcarona, hits on 1s
+1 252 Atk Tough Claws Metagross-Mega Zen Headbutt vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Volcarona: 391-462 (125.7 - 148.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8819833
>Dubsfail
>There's something shiny in a box
>A purple orb
What is this...
>Drilbe grabs the purple orb

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>>8819911
>Dubsdubsfail
>Caitlin's narcolepsy kicks in and she slumps forwards on the bed, passing out

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>Evens last post, so Iron Chef BoatGalley Edition worked out bretty gud.
>Ray: apply pancakes to plates, putter on out.
Yo, food's done.

>>8819940
Hmm?
>Curious Look

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>>8819486
>>8819911
>>8819967
.... you mean like that? Do we win?

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>>8819940
Huh.
What were they called...heart orbs? Life orbs? I don't quite remember, but I think that's one. Supposed to be good or something.

>>8819976
Awesome!
>Sit down at table
>Digs in

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>>8819911
>>8819967
...
>>8819986
Yes, exactly.
If her pokemon stop fighting then I suppose we do.

>>8820018
>knock knock knock
>Someone's at the door to Da Boat.
>Let in customers during dinner y/n?

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>>8819976
Found something cool!

>>8820018
I don't feel anything particular now, maybe soon...
>Toxic Orb activates

>>8820023
yeah get out

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>stuntbro still with his broken leg healing up is drinking at the moment
I hope i get better soon
It's pretty boring not doing my job really

>>8820089
kys

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>>8819839
Well, I would certainly have-
... pardon?
>Scream internally
No, I don't. This is what I get for trusting him home alone for once....
>Grab the large exotic BD
I'll just toss it in my room now, unless you're itching to try it?

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>Anon is a shit
>Anabel best threadfag yo
>Sorry, Dr. Bell.

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>>8820103
DO YOU HAVE ANY DR PEPPER

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>>8820126
Nah.
Maybe when I get to know you a bit better. I don't screw in the first week, Hilbs.
>Desmond: Be an expensive slut.

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>>8820018
>Ray chows down as well.
Mmm.
>>8820064
???
>>8820067
What'chu got, bro?
>(Toxic Orb Activates)
OH FUCK.

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>>8820023
>Psychics are telepathically linked to their Pokémon, so those are unconscious right now too
>And don't worry, I saw Ray use Quick Attack on a Queenly Majesty Tsareena, Jiji try to Toxic Orb Nebby, and someone try to use a Fire Blast on Heatran
>We'd miss you if you left

>>8820135
>Anabel best threadfag
>Dr Bell close second best, it's great that he returned
>Colress of course, is also cool
>RIP Lawfag

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>>8820064
>Door to boat is open already

>>8820179
This is really good.
Thank you for making it.

>>8820067
Anything yet-
...
Uh...You okay? That doesn't look good...

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>>8820181
>>8820023
Hey... We win! Yay!
>Go for the high five
>Also plz no go
>>8820135
>>8820234
>Urge to do the Skitters thing and point out that Gladi is the best threadfag - rising

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>>8820138
I think so let me pick some up
>he gets up with the crutches and goes to the kitchen
>roll to see if there is any pepper

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>>8820285
No sorry no dr pepper
I ran out of that

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>>8820135
>>8820181
>>8820234
(Thank you.)
>>8820266
>High five Sun.
What now? Do we wake her up?
>Lean over the bed and pinch her nose.

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>>8820285
>>8820305
WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU GET SOME
>CRAWL BACK IN FREEZER

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>>8820179
>>8820264
>Woozy
This feels really bad...

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>>8820350
>Ray: engage Serious Business mode.
Drop the orb, bro, now.
>>8820264
He's poisoned. Antidote, bro, quick.

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>>8820169
Shame. I probably could have thought of something fun.
>Toss the dildo into the sex dung- I mean, room
>Flop back onto the couch
What's playing?

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>>8820350
That's not good.

>>8820400
Woah.
Uh. Okay.
>Search for one

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>In walks the person from >>8820064

>>8820420
>>8820400
>>8820350
. . .
The fuck?
>Ollie: don't know the fuck is going on.

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>>8820330
Alright
I guess i'll go do some groceries tomorrow
I needing to do it but it's pretty annoying to do that like this
At least ot isn't thay far so it will be fine

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>>8820320
Um... should I get an air horn?

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>>8820400
>Drops the orb in the floor
What...it...is...then...

>>8820420
>Try to follow Fluffles

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>>8820320
>>8820498
>Caitlin doesn't wake up, but her Psychic powers are strongest when asleep
>A pillow flings itself from the other side of the room, potentially hitting Anabel

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>>8820481
Oh. Uh. Welcome to the store.
I'll be with you in a minute.

>>8820420
>Find one antidote

>>8820518
>Spray Drilbur with it
>Odds, it's out of date, slightly reducing it's effectiveness

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i thought i just smelled someone trying to steal my strats
someone is getting it
at least like
after the hoenn shenanigans

>use the rockbot as a pillow
so like
wheres the last gym at anyway
somebody got some shitty directions for me

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>>8820498
I suppose so?
>>8820549
>Miss.
Alright, I learned this one in torture methods.
>Give her a wet willy.
>>8820627
Sootopolis. Do you need a guide?

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>>8820410
Maybe next time.
Some movie.
>Evens: Cars or something.
>Odds: Old Yeller.
>>8820627
Sootopolis, Dave. You need me to break my date with Hilbert and kick your butt in the right direction?

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>>8820617
>Poison cured
>The wooziness has yet to pass through
Thanks... I will be fine.

>Try to eat these pancakes while they're still hot

>>8820481
Hello?

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>>8820617
Thanks for the assist, bro.
>>8820725
'Chu're gonna be fine. Just, like, chill out and don't jump around too much.

>roll to die

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>>8820725
...
You sure?
I'm a bit worried.
Potion? Water?

>>8820767
No problem.
>Pick up toxic orb
>Toss it from hand to hand, like a ball
Should I put this back in the box?

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>>8820725
>Concerned look.
Hey, if I picked a bad time I'll come back later.
>>8820617
Yo, you run this place?
I got some stuff I'd like to sell off hella cheap, if you're buying.
>Ollie pulls out some vitamins, a shitton of heart medicine, two old Plasma uniforms and some spare Potions.
Let's talk business.

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>>8820810
Yeah, bro. Unless 'chu're immune to Poison, that's not really, like, safe to handle.

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God my fucking everything.
>Feed is active.
>Bits and pieces of a conversation can be picked up.
>"H---- you need to --- Orre. S---- ---on."
Fuckin'. Fantastic.
>Rolling for travel time to Orre with last two numbers.

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>>8820767
I don't feel like digging either right now

>>8820810
The water, please

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>>8820821
Hmm...
>Carefully examines the uniforms
How much are you asking for?

>>8820833
I don't feel anything from it, aside from a slight tingling.
>Puts it back in the case
>Writes "danger" on the box with a marker

>>8820890
>Pulls out a bottle of water
>Passes it to Drilbur
Here.

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>>8820665
nah
id get lost anyway
somehow
gotta wait for the team to wake up to battle anyway
might just like
let metagross wander and hope its the right way
>>8820711
dude you totes cant kick my butt
when did you do the dating thing
quick
touch hilbs butt for me

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>>8820665
Okay! I'll go get one!
>Roll to find an air horn in UB Storage

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>>8820711
.... is this that movie about the Growlithe? Shep?
>>8820861
... what do you think they need in Orre?

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>>8820944
>Dubs
>Sun found a fucking foghorn
I'm ready whenever!

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>>8820925
No way. I don't do butt touching on the first date, Dave.
>>8821001
I guess so.
>Shrug.
Fuckin'... Whatever they need it's gonna be bad news for us. Shadow pokemon? Arceus knows what they goddamn want.

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>>8820905
Uh, maybe 4000 Poke for the uniforms, 1000 for the vitamins, and 5000 for the heart meds.
Potions I'll throw in for free, I just need the cash fast. I got a kid, the money's for her.

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>>8820925
Oh well. If you ever need your butt pounded call me.
>>8820944
>>8821025
Good god.
Hit it.

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>>8820905
Thanks, Fluffs

>>8821046
You dress like someone bad... but you do nice things

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>>8821063
but steven stone is my go to for ass blasting
>>8821044
what
what kinda trickery is this dude
how does one not touch butt on the first date
who even does the dating thing anymore

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>>8821046
Alright. Sounds good to me.
>Gets 11000p out of the register
Keep the extra.

>>8821119
No problem, Drilbur.
...
>Yawns
I'm really tired... Probably going to sleep soon.

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>>8821063
Here we go!
>Hit that mf foghorn button

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>>8821163
>Ollie: thumbs up, peace out.
>Tomorrow: try to track down some old coworkers.

>>8821163
It's getting late.. we should go Ray.
>Yawns
>Poison after effects don't help either

-Drilbe the Drilbur, out of pics

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>>8821063
>>8821180
>Caitlin wakes up with a shriek, the bedside lamp shattering and several pillows flying across the room
What was that?

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>>8821180

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>>8821227
Let's get, like, back to camp, bro.
>Ray: drowsily stumble off.
>>8821163
I'll see 'chu later, kay, Fluffles?
Peace.

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>>8821210
>Waves goodbye
Have a good night.

>>8821227
>>8821247
>Yawns again
Alright...
Be...Safe...
>Walk to hammock, curl up in it
>Sleep mode engaged

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>>8821162
Dirty.
>>8821180
Good god.
>>8821229
Good morning, did you sleep well?

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>>8821044
I can't say I know Orre too well. What all is there of interest?

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>>8821229
My foghorn! Good morning!

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>>8821162
Dave, please. Romance isn't even really my thing.
>>8821290
Cipher labs and the Snagem base mostly. Might be looking for tech to turn pokemon into shadow pokemon. Or... If they're fucking idiots they're gonna bug the ghosts that held up in Pyrite.
...Hey since you told me about your UBs you can keep a secret, right?

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>>8821356
Good morning...
>>8821281
I suppose so... I was watching the dreams of a blonde man. He was painting and caring for eggs, Zapdos by his side. The amount of detail given to each egg was... interesting, even if the artwork wasn't amazing.

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>>8821281
im a dirty dude
legit tho
heatran vs your entei
fite me
>>8821362
whaaat
you mean you dont into the cheesy candlelight dinners
wtf desmond
cant gold dig if you arent digging

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>>8821362
Of course. What's your dirty little secret?

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>>8821416
Strange...
...Can you tell me about my past?
>>8821462
Bulldoze though. I don't have the champ curse, Gropius.
Are you sure you don't need help?

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>>8821462
...Maybe I'll give it a shot sometime but... Honestly I don't know if I can even into the whole romance thing, dude.
...Maybe?
>>8821474
I have a shadow pokemon.
>He pulls one of the pokeballs from his belt.
His name's Kol, hes a Yanma. He tends to be nice, I haven't seen him drop into any of the shadow feral-ness it causes... But, uh, if I ever say to back off him, please do.
They don't have any problems with attacking humans or their trainers.

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>>8821474
>>8821576
>As if on command, Kol wiggles his way out of his Pokeball and hovers in the air, looking around to get his bearings.
Hi!

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>>8821521
what are balloons for man
pfft its only sord i have that problem with
depth perception isnt his friend
uhh idk do you know how to un narco a crystal robot
or unstuck a crystal robot finger from a chest
>>8821576
thats the spirit
how else are you gonna marry a rich old dude and take his money when he dies

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>>8821521
A person's past is a vague thing, filled to the brim with thoughts, emotions, events, and dreams. What in particular do you wish to know?

>>8821576
I'll keep that in mind. What's he difference between a shadow Pokémon and a normal Pokémon?
>>8821629
Hello. I'm assuming you are Kol?
-Hilbert, no images

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>>8821629
Hey, Kol. This is Hilbert, he's a friend.
>Pet the buggo.
>>8821794
Not really much. You can't tell the difference unless you come from a really specific bloodline or you have one of the fancy detectors.
They have shadow moves. Which do a hell of a lot more damage to non-shadow pokemon.

>>8821676
(Fug.)
Mind control, Dave.
Mind control.
-Orrefag

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>>8821676
Fuck. I swear I'll kick your butt.
Smack it? Also probably lube or... Stretching?
>>8821724
Anything? I remember I was supposed to guard some tower... I don't even remember how I got any of my pokemon.
Hell, I had a Latios. I don't even remember if I misplaced it or... Released it or what.

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>>8821846
but des das illegal
and you cant mind control our way to being a gisnep princess
>>8821905
suuuuure
and ill find a non narco partner
uhhh not gonna smack him because im p sure id hurt my hand aaand
how tf am i gonna stretch my chest man

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>>8821905
You dream of monsters of many kinds and their portals, a maw of terror plaguing your nights.
You were dropped through one, pulled from than tower, the highest of its guardians.
I'm afraid that was all I gathered through casual watching, but if you wish me to actively try to figure out your past via your dreams I could perhaps piece together more.

hey orre trainer here
i tangled with snagem and cipher
ask me anything

>>8822177
y u lion

>captcha: industrial lyon

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>>8822149
>Nothing really new.
Fuck. Do you know anyone I could talk to that might know something about that?
I'd accept your thing on my dreams but- They're mostly nightmares. Same shit every night.

>>8822218
where you at my man
you wanna tangle

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>>8819062
>>8819076
>good news, you got sword goo
>bad news, sword goo is hot metal
>other than some unsightly damage to the local flora, not much harm done

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>>8822233
Po town.
Fight me nerd.

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>>8822260
dude fuck that
no goddamn way
you couldnt pay me to drive there
what are you even repping

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>>8822271
Pfff. alright Wus.
Whaddya mean?

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>>8822226
Hmm... I would suggest starting with the towers or speaking to a temporally focused Psychic. I do not know any who fit this spefically, but Sabrina, Will, Lucian, and Olympia are all talented Psychics.
Do you need help with your nightmares? I normally refrain from interfering with the dreams of others, but if you wish I can help.

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>>8822309
dude im not driving all the way there to smack you with my doggos
besides if i stop watching my bike for 4 seconds i know some fucker is gonna steal it
whats your team man

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>>8821831
So which of those applies to you?

>>8822350
yeah watch his doggos actually be like
zigzagoon absol manectric or some shit
entirely shit doggos

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>>8822353
Neither actually. If you-
>He pulls up Kol's moves.
>- [NULL]
>- Quick Attack
>- Giga Drain
>- Wing Attack
-pull up the moves, any shadow moves read as null. Since they aren't recognized. I don't have any fancy shit but I like to imagine I have a bit of a sense to tell when a pokemon's shadow?
They... Act different. Tend to vocalize less and attack more.

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>>8822350
Suuure, whatever you say man.
Though, you're not wrong about the bike bit.
Salandit*, Alolawak, Bewear, Weavile, Sceptile, and Scrafty.

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>>8822332
I'll figure something out. Maybe talk to another psychic, yeah.
...No, no. Nothing against you but I'd rather you don't pry.
>Note: Look into more towers. Pokemon tower??
>Could explain Mismagius.

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>>8822411
eat my ass dave
>>8822466
everyone wants the goddamn bike
if i post where i live i know that fuckin
marowak will come try and steal it
fucker
ok got it
ill just up and book a flight there
maybe cipher will dig themselves out of their grave in the two hours im gone

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>>8822490
>well shit, that wasn't even intended to be a Dave post
>Dave is bleeding into my OOC speech patterns help
>I'll roll with it though because I'm bored af
dude
are you asking
cause like
ill do it dude
also p sure your team sucks

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>>8822414
Hm... and they're made how..?

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>>8822553
I wouldn't know the exact details, actually. Something's injected to them I think? Somehow it forces them to close off their emotions and makes combat easier.

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>>8822569
Edgy. We need to go all the way. Find a Tyranitar, catch if in a Dark Ball, and then make it a shadow mon. We can do this. We can go full edge.

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>>8822530
>gotcha
i know how you work dude
first youre gonna get me to come over to whever
then youre gonna try and bang me

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>>8822628
Wouldn't a Houndoom be edgier? Or hell we could get Darkrai.

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>>8822641
spooky
you been stalking me or something dude
also like
wtf is that white strip
you forget to while the nut off or something

>>8822797
(*whipe)
(Fuck me, maybe I should fucking go to bed already)

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>>8822797
i mean its not hard to know what youre up to
you arent very subtle
then again i wasnt either
idk man i havent showered since like
when i as in snagem
which uh
...
was a while ago
>>8822865
>wipe
>you fucking scrub

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>>8822874
>fuck me
>how do I keep doing this
>I have brought shame upon par, time to commit honorable suicide
>roll to kms with only a hair brush
subtly is for losers
whats up with the past tense dude
you ungay yourself or something
also uh
im just gonna pretend i know who the fuck snagem is

>>8823081
>fine okay whatever fuk u too dice
>roll to neck himself with hair instead

>>8823085
>f u c k i n
>why
>dice
>wtf man
>where tf's that wicked death at
>why are you doing this to me

>>8823117
>roll to give the sweet release of death

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nice bump

Wak goo.

>>8824079
>squint

Par help
I couldn't stop masturbating and my pokemon think I want to fug them
What do I do?

>>8824748
Explain the situation to them.
Communication is key here.

>>8824767
I just did
Now one of them offered to blow me while the other mounts me

>>8824798
Do you want it?

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>>8824798
I would suggest leaving your Pokémon with a friend for a while, at least until they leave to respect your boundaries.

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(Holy shit guys, never ever let me post at 4 am again. If I can't spell "wipe" properly I shouldn't be posting.)
the fuck was i doing
...
sootopia right
>Roll to find Sootopolis

>>8825903
now I get why he monitored everyone's sleep schedule

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>>8824841
He was implying 'hell no'
Read the thread
Dont be a drip
>>8824798
umm
Tell them plainly you dont swing that way
Then see a doctor if you cant stop
It might be a chemical thing, so maybe there's a shot to help?
>>8824902
Also this

>>8826016
(The fug you implying, anon? There's a difference between knowing someone's time zones/sleep schedule and actively keeping a document full of that sorta stuff)
(The former happens naturally, the latter is fucking creepy)

>>8826314
(there is a difference between saying you have it and showing it m8)

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I no like eastre anymore
even though there lots of brunch pastry

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>>8827392
Easter is great, what don'cha like about it?

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>>8827417
A KID THINKED I A PEEP
I NOT FILLED WITH MASHMALLOW
I FILLED WITH RAGE

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>>8827468
But did'ja peep when he bit you?

>>8826116
>pic
You know what is most amazing thing to experience? When you created your own mini-meme and sometimes you see people posting edits of your work.

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>>8827487
um
i did something
but it not a peep

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>>8827563
....
Was it a poop?

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>>8827604
. . . maybe
i feel like i ruined easter
but still, birbs are for handsom not for teething
I not trust teeth in general

PAR! What's a good job to get where you can protect people?

>birbs rights only appears when Ray is online
>does the . . . Ray does
hmmm

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>>8827768
Perhaps the local police?
That, or social work.
Both would fit with what you seek.

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>>8827857
>does theEEERay does

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>>8827768
Ya mean aside from the popo, fampai?
>>8827651
Nah, Easter's fine birdo! Kid probably forgot after his parents got 'im. Betcha scared 'im though.

>>8827873
Weird question.
How old do you have to be to work there?

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>>8827907
Eighteen, I believe.
Minors aren't put on the force.
Due to the job's risks.
Same for social work,
Both jobs carry certain risks,
weighing on one's mind.

Though I have work soon,
If you have police questions,
I'll try to answer.