/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Canon Thicc Edition O

>>8814119
First for not canon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHMZmU383O8

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first for bea cocklust

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you made the thread BEFORE ME

YOU FUCK


I CURSE THIS THREAD WITH OFF TOPIC SHITPOSTING UNTIL DEATH

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>"Hey there brother, hows it hangin'?"
>"Just fine bud. The wife's outta town this week. Had ta' visit her ma 'cause she's under the weather. You know how fragile some old folk are."
>"That's sad to hear. She left ya with the kids?"
>"Naw, they said they wanted to play with their grammy some more and the missus thought she could use the moral support."
>"Well that's mighty nice. So you ain't got nobody back at home to pester ya?"
>"Yeah, got the whole place to m'self. Gotta be honest with ya though brother, I ain't slept alone in a house in decades. Kinda feel like I'll get a little lonely."
>"Aw, it ain't a thing. I've been sleepin' alone for as long as I can remember. Gives ya a peaceful time to think at night."
>"Yeah, I guess... "
>"...Tell ya what brother, I'll stop by t'night and we'll have ourselves a little sleep over."
>"Aw, you ain't gotta do nothin' like that for me if it's trouble."
>"No trouble at all brother. It'll be like when we was kids again. Could even go right back down to the drunken wrestlin'."
>"He-haha! Those were the days. 'Member how I'd get cha' in a leg-lock and keep ya pinned for hours?"
>"Haha, yeah. I was a scrawny bird back then. You ain't gonna get me down that easy these days!"
>"You kiddin'? I ain't gonna lie, you do got a fine set of biceps these days but you still ain't gettin outta this gator grip!"
>"It ain't just about the muscles bud. You may got a lotta bulk on ya, but what really wins it is flexiblity and stamina! I'll wear you down an' take control!"
>"We'll see 'bout that tonight! Go Smelters!"
>"Go Smelters!"

i ain't even played this vidya

is it good?

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Don't ever give up your waifu, anons. THEY WILL BE REAL SOMEHOW.

DON'T GIVE UP.

>>8814172
if you like visual novels with distinct characters yes, very
if you want gameplay look elsewhere

>>8814172
no

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>>8814172
yes
no
maybe

i don't know

can you repeat the question

>>8814171
yeah yeah where's the part where he slaps his gator balls on his face by """""""accident""""" and he licks them by """"""""accident"

>>8814206
>skipping the buildup
Philistines.

>>8814172
Not really. The game left me hungry for more story drama and a better connection between the characters and the lore and concepts presented in its overarching story. It is fun to shitpost about it though.

>>8814206
That happens in Act 2.

>>8814227
Also they had the foundation of platforming and a grabber-manipulating game but neglected to use either of them for anything really substantial.

>>8814236
The one where Germ gets raped?

>>8814286
>>8814236
HAHA LE ACT 2 MEME I GOT THAT REFERENCE XDDDDDDDDD

>>8814286
He was almost raped years ago. That's not the same thing.

>>8814274
The devs severed much of the story and gameplay elements, but left them there bleeding and for everyone to see in the final product.

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>>8814301
I don't believe you.

>>8814236
h-haha why would they be in the same act t-that's so dumb

>>8814179
Yeah when the bullet goes through my fucking skull

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>can't claim a nitw waifu because I already have a waifu from something else
life is rough

>>8814621
No one cares

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>Hey anon, someone bad with secrets told me about a poem you wrote for me. Can I hear it?

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more casey

>>8814652
less casey

>>8814621
They live in different universes anon, it's totally cool.

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>>8814651
Does this person think Selmers' name is Selma Selmers?

>>8814758
Selma is her name..

did you even play the fucking game or do you just jack off to the gator?

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Mae: virgin loser

Bea: whore, sucks dick in the ol pickaxe during night hours to blow off steam

Gregg: actively cheats on angus

Angus: jerks off to gay anime when gregg is outs at night

Germ: has incestous orgies with his family including grammy

Selmers: pure virgin until marriage
sucked cock for drugs before and during rehab

Lori: virgin but listens to and masturbates to her sister getting fucked

Jackie: Has sucked plenty of cocks before but secretly wants to fuck Bea. Never has had a chance

Bombshell: as loose as a trashbag
Videostore Doe: just a whore

Donna: has only ever had sex with her abusive ex

Jenna: crackwhore

Candy: whore until finally gets knocked up by stan

Stan: virgin loser until candy

Molly: rapes some of the victims before giving them to the cult

Casey: acted hard but kept himself a virgin until he finally fucked mae. Died a virgin.

Steve: has had sex with high schoolers

Smelters bird: Closeted and conflicted. religious upbringing has convinced him he is mentally ill and has daily thoughts of suicide. dies a virgin after his friend leaves

Smelters Gator: Wife and kids

Weird goth teens: one of them fucked steve and the other two are closeted

Later fags.

>>8814758
Selma Ann Forrester, bruh.

>>8814791
>weebshit
wow stop posting any time

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why are you guys all so mean today :(

>>8814651
selmers is shit
selmers is shit

kill yourself you fat whore

selmers is shit
selmers is shit

abolition of bear slavery was a mistake

>>8814758
are you retarded buddy?

it's okay

her name is S E L M A. hopefully that helps u in ur future endeavors

>>8814863
The shitposting has been in the "we want this thread to turn into a festering piece of shit" level recently.

>>8814989
I hate mondays

>>8814989
>responding to a shitpost with complaining about shitposts
ok?

>>8814863
>today

This is every day. It's either antijackefags, rapefags, ponyscatfags, virusanon, the list goes on. Enjoy your stay

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>>8814875
Anon please be fair
There's not much Selmers' soul can bare
All she wants is love and care
Yet all you share is that heartless stare

Why can't you lot just be a bit nice?
Why have a heart as cold as ice?
I understand a kick of spice, but
This is some next level spontaneous spite

>>8815034
>Not replying to shitposts in /trash/ stops the shitposting
You have expect too much for this board.

>>8815047
>jackiefags dindu nuffin
wew lad

>>8815066
consider the following you fat cuck
drug
addicts
are
the
scum
of
the earth

selmers claims to be past that but fuck
drug
addicts
are
the scum
of
the earth

every one of them claims it's their upbringing...
drug
addicts
are
the scum
of
the earth

but it's a result of genetic inbreeding
drug
addicts
are
the scum
of the earth

amen

>>8815125
This is shitposting btw

I blame OP for making the thread a page early and cursing this thread to endless shitposting until death.

>>8814170

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>>8815125
There's nothing wrong with getting high
Most people do it just to get by
Just take a breath of some nice green kush
Your problems disappear like towers under Bush

I do understand drugs aren't just a cool toy
Narcotic abuse's a real problem, oh boy
But everything's fine with a little moderation
Loosen that tie and join the drug nation

>>8815285
running away from lifes problems instead of facing it head on is the most cowardly

thing a person can do instead of growing and learning

you stunt yourself faster and with ease

until finally your pathetic life

is sad and empty

like me

>Selma being a pothead is the newest meme

She's pure, fuck off drugfags

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>>8815353
Drugs aren't for running, they're for taking a break
There's only so much stress a life can take
Sometimes you just want to unwind your mind
Medicine helps you do that in half the time

It's okay to have a little fun
Just don't let your life be overrun
Your life shouldn't be built on a foundation of escape
Else the only thing you'll be is irate

>>8815449
i need a hug anon

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>>8815464
I'm already hugging you bro. Don't ever give up. Things can always get better.

>>8815494
thanks

Selmers is so cool. I hope she knows that I enjoy listening to her poems and that I appreciate her company.

>>8814331
GERM'S GRANDMA WHEN?!

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>>8815596
I think she does

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>>8815705

Just finished the 2nd time, thinking it wouldn't be as good this time because I went gregg instead of bea(still prefer bea)
the scene where Mae falls into the water and talks to the black goat actually made me cry, I don't know why it's such a tearjerker
Are there people who like gregg's storyline more?

>>8815882
I did at first, mainly because Mae's speech at the end is much, much better in the Gregg route than the Bea route.

>>8815882
Gregg's storyline is much more action, Bea's is more narrative driven.

Gregg's route also feels comfier, Bea's is really one that just keeps driving home the realism.

Bea's route always makes me feel like shit at the end.

Casual observer nothing too see here.

>>8816290
play the game and start posting NERD!!

Do you think we'll ever see the entire kickstarter zine, or the Angus and Gregg animated short that was released to backers in 2014?

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>>8816290

>>8816324
nah. the devs are fucking faggots and they cut out most of the good ingame content and they're never gonna make any good merch and we'll never get any trading cards etc etc

>>8816324
They posted an update on March 31st. They still have backer content to deliver, like the Bea animated short. But I am not a backer and cannot read it. Wish we had somebody who had an in.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1307515311/night-in-the-woods/updates

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>>8816305
I have played the game i just cannot think of anything to say that would add to the conversation.

>>8816368
which char wuld u fug

>>8816368
just post something that isn't a shitpost that people can discuss for a little while

>>8816368
Who's your favorite character?
What's your favorite hangout?
What's your favorite band song?
What's your favorite game song?
What's your favorite location?

>>8816368
Edit >>8816325 to have shitposting from this thread in the sky.

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>>8816383
Most likely I would emotionally manipulate Beatrice into coming over to my house for dinner and then kidnap her and force her onto a makeshift sybian and rape her daily.

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>>8816481
Kill yourself

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>>8814171
real good, my dude. all of the NitW NPCs had some kind of sexual tension going on, I swear. Either that or they just had regular people relationships and sex is the only way I can communicate with other living beings.

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>>8816523
What did i do wrong? I was trying to give you my honest opinion and this is what i get for being a little open about it? the audacity!

>>8816555
>What did i do wrong?
Called the police, they'll let you know once they get there.

>>8816555
You kinda set yourself up for that.

Prequel is cool and all but you gotta love the NITW characters for who they are.

Not because they are close in appearance to a different character you allready had the hots for.

>>8816542
>Either that or they just had regular people relationships and sex is the only way I can communicate with other living beings.
Sounds like the latter to me. That post wasn't even remotely erotic and you still managed to degenerate it into something "arousing" in your mind.

>>8816593
I couldn't find a good abused Beatrice pic so i chose Little Mrs. Scaleslut as a reference pic.

>>8816665
>abused Beatrice
It may surprise you that people that like Bea don't want to see her abused, she gets enough shit as is. Don't be cancer or fuck off

>>8816665
Ah, that's still a bit sick and twisted m8.

>>8816700
People can do whatever they like, friend.

>>8816755
Why don't you kill yourself, friend.

>>8816700
What can i say? Rape is my fantasy i need some sort of activity that stimulate that part of my brain or i will have resort to touching my cousin's 4 year old son again.

>>8816700
>>8816709
Not him, but is it fair to inflict such sick actions to characters who have much better than characters like Bea? Is there anyone in NITW who has their life in order?

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Stop this shit right now, fucking sick of rapefags and their drama every thread


POST BEA RIGHT NOW

>>8816771
Your only fault was not wanting to rape Lori instead.

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>>8816771
Call HQ, we got the evidence we needed.

>>8816797
this

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>>8816771
>>8816782
>>8816797
>>8816481

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>Rapefags shitposting
Is it time?

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>>8816791
>Bea is nude under her robe
Ooooooo, baby.

>>8816866
It is time for you to grow up and accept that if you want a safe space and trigger warnings, you need to go back to tumblr.

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>>8816866
Please no. Fuck man I love this game but this community is insufferable.

>>8816857
I was asking an honest question. Don't associate me with those fucks.

>>8816888
You're the one causing problems in the first place, maybe you should fuck off to tumblr.

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I guess since we're in the spirit of things, can someone make an edit of this with Mae and Eide?

>>8816934
Fuck off

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>>8816866
This is my dream. This is what i really want to do to Beatrice when i Coerced her into my house.

>>8816925
You're getting triggered over people talking about rape. You're like an SJW. Some people just want to fuck the characters, anon, and don't care about their happiness.

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>>8816866
Nah edgefags is not pony, they get CRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWWWLINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I find it funny how the people defending it are the ones propagating more shitposting. Really tickles my almonds

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>>8816970
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWoh-BekPCY

>>8817005
Three people commented on the rape. It was over. The people who got mad about it made a big stink and derailed the thread.

>>8817009
But nobody is talking about fucking Lori :^)

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Friendly reminder that it's just one guy sameposting to try and start problems. Literally ignore rapefags and the ponyposter, it's the same person mobileposting

THANK YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY I WANT TO STICK MY TONGUE IN MAE'S MOUTH

>>8817056
I mean if you want to see something really nasty i can show it to you.

>>8817056
That's one hell of a conspiracy theory.

>>8817074
What you gonna take a selfie?

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>>8816948
But I just want more TGT edits.

>>8817094
Let me get you the video real quick hold on a sec.

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>>8817094

>>8817094
Annihilated

>>8817094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T81cw1kXAJk

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>>8817094
Fucking brutal.

>>8817094
god damn dude

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People tend to think that pacts with the devil only exist in literature. They are wrong. There are people who, consciously and with full advertence, make pacts with the Devil and the surrender him their soul as long as they get something they want in this life. The idea of a formal pact with the devil appears for the first time in the 5th century, in the writings of St. Jerome. This Father of the Church tells how a young man wanted to gain the favor of a beautiful woman and went to a magician, who, in payment for his services, imposed upon the young man that he renounce Christ in a written document. In the 6th century, a second occurrence of this type appears in the legend of Theophilus, who becomes the devil's servant and signs a formal pact. This legend spread throughout Europe in the Middle Ages.

Is a pact with the devil possible? Certainly one can sign a paper, but the devil is not going to appear to give him the document or to collect it. When one makes a pact of this type, one always expects that someone is going to appear, but it is oneself who has to write the terms; nor does anyone appear once the pact is signed, so the paper remains in one's possession. All of this is pretty disheartening for the person who expected something special to happen. However, even so, if one invokes the devil, things can often happen, just as in spiritism. But not necessarily.

>>8817132
aint clickin shit lol :^) gnite nerds

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>>8817132
Hey reddit, 2005 called. They want their edge back.

I'm creating a general on /vg/. That's what you guys want, right? A safe space? I'll make you a safe space.

>>8817160
So how's the Pastor K fic coming?

>>8817218
/vg/

*Retching Sounds*

>>8817218
>I'm creating a general on /vg/
Furry porn is not allowed on /vg/, enjoy your ban

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>>8817218
>get told to fuck off every single time
>autistic screeching intensifies
Learn from past mistakes and stay silent

>>8817218
is this what you were gonna do the whole time with that "3 days left" bullshit?

>>8817132
ogh fuck

>>>/vg/174295850

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>>8817251
>tfw you realize the "anons" arguing about rape was just virus anon samefagging to drum up a shitstorm

>>8817296
NO ONE GO TO IT
NO ONE GO TO IT

>>8817297
Perhaps they're the ones complaining about it. I've been in these threads since the first week of March. Making a half-hearted post about wanting to rape Bea or Lori shouldn't trigger people like it does.

>>8817296
Ignore it, no one go to it. There will be no thread splitting

>>8817304
>>8817331
You're the only bastards trying to split the thread. You're trying to make it a safe space. Fuck your safe space.

>>8817297
>>8817056
It's been proven time and time again that there is literally one anon that keeps shitposting about how amazing rape is and then pisses people off that (wow what a surprise) don't want to see their favorite characters fucking raped and then he samefags AGAINST himself to drum up a shitstorm.

The only tinfoil hat that I can say here is I THINK it might be virusanon behind the rapefag posting, he just wants to shit up the thread and his virus thing didn't work so he resorts to this now

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>This Thread

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>>8817342
The only safe space here is when you kill yourself lmao

>>8817364
You dislike the concept, so in your head, everybody must dislike the concept. So there must only be one person shitposting.

Don't you see the leap in your logic? It's a fallacy. Are you going to say I'm the guy who wrote Crocodile tears as well?

Literally the only post I made was >>8816797 and I said it mostly as a joke. Your fucking pathetic.

>>8817364
I think people here don't understand that with a VPN you can literally post as 3 (or more if you want to be an ultra faggot about it) people at once and make your own drama. Mobileposting is a thing.

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>>8817364
There isn't just one anon rape posting [spoiler]because I shitpost with rape too when I think it's funny. I wrote that little Jenna rape greentext for example[/dontwork]

But I always stop when it gets autistic. Now I feel like I lowkey contributed to the current state of this thread and I'm starting to feel really sorry.

>>8817419
You're assblasted because you can't fool me with your act, pussy. Try samefagging with more skill and maybe you'll pass it off :^)

>>8817445
Speak honestly: what is more autistic, a few people making joke posts about wanting to rape Bea, or a bunch of white knights getting so mad that we dare make a joke about raping a fictional character?

>>8817445
Shitposting is not okay man, just ease off with it.

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>Shitposting is okay as long as it's Ironic!

Can't make this shit up.

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>>8817462
You for keeping this schtick up for the entirety of these threads existence

>>8817488
You're not even making sense anymore. I think I should storytime that one guy's picture-comic-thing again.

>>8817494
That's the shitposting that I know and love.

>>8817494
THE THREAD IS SAVED

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>>8817494
SAVE ME FOOT FETISH, YOU'RE THE ONLY HOPE FOR THIS THREAD.

so
does this general just resolve its differences through poetry slams and rap battles now?

>>8817501
fucking do it.

>>8817555
This is actually hot btw

<facts of life>

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>Rapefag gets so absolutely assblasted for getting caught all he can do is dump trash
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>8817635
Not wanting this top teir kink art.

>Wowo what a faggot.

>>8817635
Your japes wound me. I think I may not recover from such a beating.

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no

>>8814189
goddamn is this loss

>>8817708
No. It's really not.

>>8817708
Shit. I can see it.

how long until NitW goes the same route as Undertale and Five Nights at Freddy's in terms of fandom? I give it a few weeks.

>>8817818
I doubt it. FNAF is still petering out after almost 3 years.

>>8817818
another month or two

maybe longer

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>>8817639
Pls stahp an0n
>Pic Related
>mfw

>>8817818
Never. We don't even have animated porn yet. Where the fuck is the Lori getting her toes sucked animation cmoooooooooooooon

>>8817818
I would think it would've by this point, but it hasn't. It's not that big after nearly two months since its release.

>>8817871
I'm done. I am a very self-righteous person. It's a huge flaw I have. But when people start shit with me, I don't back down easily, even when I'm in the wrong. I love this game. I've been in the threads since the first week of March. I've given people ideas for art and stories, and discussed many aspects of the game. Even commissioned that Mae and Lori drawing a week back. Yet just because I make one joke remark about raping Lori, the real shitposter in this thread starts a fuss and everybody seems to take his side.

That pisses me off. That the guy who is literally going tumblr over a goddamn joke is made out to be the hero.

>>8817967
Are you 15? because you type like you are

>>8817818
If it was going to it would have already. Most kiddies can't really relate with college dropouts.

>>8817967
You're the only faggot starting drama. Leave.

>>8818010
I'm a thirty year old virgin who is posting on 4chan.

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>>8817967
>rapefags get told to fuck off everytime
>you've been here to see this everytime apparently
>somehow thinks its a good idea to bring up rape
>get told to fuck off
Yeah nah

>>8817818
Yeah never. This game isn't as popular as those. In fact i never heard of it til i saw these threads

>>8818027
They shouldn't be told off. I was there defending Crocodile Tears the day it was written. It's something that I vehemently believe. People shouldn't be so whiny about what gets posted in these threads. These generals are literally a-dime-a-dozen. More will always get made. If people talk about something you dislike, just wait a bit and it's gone forever.

>>8817967
>I love this game
>Let me show my love by shitposting to death

Maybe you should learn to "back down" when the only thing that "being righteous" does is start more shit?

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OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN
PONYFAG SAVE US ALREADY

>>8818060
That logic can be applied to you as well, stop getting asshurt and replying to mostly every post faggot

>>8818024
Tell me about the wizard life anon.

Take a random character.
[spoiler]And imagine what's in their porn collection.[/spoiler]

>>8818158
Mae probably has some Fiasco Fox art saved on her computer.

>>8818158
Lori is probably into some weird shit like amputees

>>8818158
Mae has a bunch of fox porn.

>>8818158
Steve Scriggins is probably into snuff movies and rape.

>>8818384
he's totally into underage girls too

gregg is probably a normie so he just jerks it to regular gay porn

angus probably jerks it to hentai and maybe bsdm

>>8818158
Selmers just touches herself while reading/watching romantic pieces of media
Germ collects vintage magazines
Jackie just uses her mirror

>>8818466
Bea is the hardest one to figure out. Honestly, despite what everybody says, I'm not convinced she would look up much porn. Perhaps she did go to the party to get some cute college boy to fuck her silly, but I think she really cared more about just acting like a college student than anything else. It was a way for her to pretend.

>>8818158
bea
feet

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>>8818158
Mae probably has some entry level vore stuff.

I doubt she actually knows the term vore, but give her time and good internet and shit'll get weird.

>>8818553
I would guess either something vanilla as fuck or probably something to do with her friends. Like bara or something.

>>8818553
>>8818629
If I had to guess anything, it would probably just be rough stuff. She's exactly the kind of damaged to be a power bottom, like grab a guy by the neck and yell HARDER! in an effort to fuck her troubles away. Even if just for a moment.

>>8818661
I thought that, but she's got actual depression so I doubt it.

>>8818711
She's at least blown a guy she met at one of those parties.

>>8818711
Depressed girls usually use pain as an outlet.
She could be too sad for sex, but the fact she goes to parties to talk to cute guys implies the opposite.
And there's no way she just lays there like a starfish. She holds her emotions in all the time, when they come out they come out in an angry burst. That translates into sex in some way I'm sure, whether she wants to be treated like trash or to just power bottom or just wants it really really rough. Take your pick, I prefer my headcanon of power bottom.

>>8817818
never
thankfully our village autists keep out anybody with talent but a weak will

who make very good porn but are the cause of all cancer

>>8818770
Poor bastard

>>8818794
Bea knows how to suck a cock, anon. It's obvious they have their ways to do it right or maybe their world uses like teeth rubbers you put on before oral. I mean we use condoms IRL so putting shit on for sex safety is not exactly that odd a concept

>>8818883
maybe it's just something they figured out a long time ago

it'd be second nature for them to suck cock with a beartrap mouth. like moving your hair out of your face to suck a cock or arching your back when taking a nice hard pounding

>>8818553
She watches the videos Gregg and Angus make

>>8818930
Some kind of mouthpiece that helps not shred penises sounds almost plausible.

>>8819032
Hey man I got a pack from my wife want to head out to the back to try them out haha just for fun haha

>>8819058
At this point I want a drawfag to make a "No way fag" of the Croc guy. We need to come full circle.

>>8819242
But he wants that shit, the only NO WAY FAG is Mae and Bea

>>8819292
FULL
CIRLCE

>>8819292
so does bea tho

If the game never gets another update or continuation, what would your final verdict be?

>>8819354
8/10 could have been better
-IGN

>>8819354
I've posted my thoughts about the game here >>8814227 and >>8814331 but I've only beaten the game once, so I wouldn't want to make my final call yet.

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More selmo

MISSING:
Candy feet
Lori feet
Jackie feet
Kate feet
Tyyns feet
Molly feet
Bombshell feet
Selma feet

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>>8819580
Yes, we need more Selmers.

>>8819594
fuck OFF

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>>8819626
Yas

>>8819630
Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

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>>8819660
Best bear.

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>>8819704
THE BEST

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Well actually....

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>>8819745
>A new Selmers pic for me
Neat!

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>>8819704

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>>8819955
Bombshell is fine, but I think she is more interested in the ladies.
>>8819796
pic related

>>8820037
Bombshell could just be a dyke, but she could also be bi and just looking for the best lay. Could also just not be picky and what happens in a gangbang happen. The more the merrier.

>>8820037
Hey I know that artist
I used to shitpost with their Arafef pics!

>>8820154
>ywn never team up with Bombshell in taking Mae's virginity in a bisexual threesome

I want to use ____ 's ass as a sleeping mask.

>>8820490
Lori

>>8820490
Selmers
Selmers
Selmers
Selmers
Selmers
or Bea

>>8820522
>wanting to sleep on Bea's bony butt

>>8820490
Gregg. I want him to try to be calm yet freak out as he shoves his ass into my face and cum like a shower head when I feel on his chest while I give him a rimjob

>>8819594
I need all of these. Especially Tyyns

>>8820490
Selmers or video store doe

MAE
WANT
PLAY

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>>8821432
shut up, u smol

>>8814172
It's honestly one of my favorite video games, but mostly because I related to all of the characters in some way. If you haven't gone through certain things in life, you might not connect to it.

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>>8821686

I don't know why but I kinda wanna write a fic about Mae and Bea just hanging out together and smoking some weed. I just feel like it's something they'd do together at one point in their friendship.

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>>8821828
>hanging out together
Very nice
>smoking some weed
Get out

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>>8814172
Honestly a 10/10. There's definitely some bias there cuz I can relate hardcore to some of the shit that happened to Mae, but I know other people that don't have that bias who like it even more than me.

>>8822065
As far as game goes there's not much of it.
And the lack of a fail state removes any tension in repeat playthroughs.
But that first time through was pretty neat all things considered. Made me think. For real, not memeing.

>>8822148
How long does the average playthrough last? I pirated it (with full intent to buy once my financial situation improves) so I don't have a metric for comparison

>>8822272
I got a good ~10-11 hours out of it. Doesn't fit into my dollar-per-hour preference, but I enjoyed it enough that I didn't care.

>>8822272
4-8 hours depending on completion %. I dunno could probably speedrun in less.

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>>8822272
I feel I got the 20 bucks worth. I want to go back and replay Bea's path again once I get some free time from everything. I did quite a few runs and then did 2 quick runs at the end to wrap up achievements.

>>8822272
i only played once and got 12 hours but i played through demon tower on my first playthrough which apparently people didn't

>>8822357
Demontower's stun lock mechanics just turned me off from the game.

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I found something that's pretttttyyyyy goooodddd guysss...

>>8822406
Yes?

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>>8822406
ew

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>>8822429
Here you go.

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>>8822494

>>8822494
I've stared at this image for a solid 10 minutes. My eyes are not even hurting. My mind has gone black. I strive to be on this level of depravity

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>>8822494
>ruining the starman symbol

Bea is so fucking gay she licks the page on an e-book.

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>>8822494
This is alright.

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>>8822494

>>8822378
I didn't realize it even had stun lock

>>8822378
That was a bitch when I went through for the last few achievements I needed. It felt so cheap when you get hit and you just lose all of your health because the same guy is attacking you over and over. I think you just need to dash away as soon as you get hit, but it's still pretty fucking tedious.

>>8817967
Thanks for the copypasta, faggot.

>>8817540

I want more of this...unf.

somebody dump some cute no-named character pics

>>8823409
Feels good to not have a shitpost-tier fetish.

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>>8823426
>tfw my most degenerate fetish is lesbain cuckqueening
>literal cuck fetish
>tfw as shitpost as it gets
feels bad man

>>8823446
lesbian*
i need to sleep
good night thread

>>8823458
Goodnight anon, I'm sorry your taste gets memed on on the daily.

>>8814179
Don't do this to yourself man. Soon you'll be trying to make a tulpa, and you'll truly be in hell.

>>8814621
>tfw never had an unironic waifu until mae broke my autist virginity and now I want to kill myself because she'll never be real
yeah it is

>>8814791
>until he finally fucked mae. Died a virgin.
what did he mean by this

>>8823804
Poorly worded but meaning he was holding out to get in those pants, though it never happened.

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>>8823797
well then what are you waiting for?

>>8818158
Mae is either entry level normie shit with a weird twist or full /trash/-/d/-/r9k/ level autistic fetishes

Quick someone post the zootopia image shitpost

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>>8819630
OFF did nothing wrong

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>>8822499
*triggers you*

I guess virusanon really kept his promise, huh.

>>8823982
Please someone post it

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>>8823982
>>8824081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_5_FbMj0kg
I found an image and a video

For the record, though, I am going to keep posting that one guy's comic when he posts new pages. It's, like, five images a day at most. People call it shitposting, but honestly, far worse things have been posted and I'm genuinely curious to see where that trainwreck is going.

Goddamn these threads went to shit really quickly.

>>8824163
who cares these threads are fucking cancer now anyway

>>8824178
There have always been bad days. It'll rebound. It always does. But the fact of the matter is, with every day that passes, discussion about the game itself will wane. There's no new content coming. You can't have an infinite general with actual discussion when content is as limited as it is here.

>>8824112
No I'm looking for the welcome to possum springs shitpost

>>8824208
find it yourself then, nerd!
>>8824163
I actually enjoy the comic, of course it's bad but I enjoy laughing at bad things. Keep up the good work, awful fan content is still content.

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Good morning Possum Springs!

>>8824197
That's why we should put it down for the greater good at one point. As time will go on, the content will slow down even more. No expansions or updates, all that will be left is shitposting.

>>8824216
I can't find it I need to live my life I can't spend all my time looking for a single DeviantArt shitpost

I would suck the Smelters fans off while they're watching the game

no homo though

Where is the NITW Super Deep Throat edit?

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>>8824232
>complains about shitposting when he's on /trash/
Talking about shitposting doesn't kill it, you can only post non-shitposts(cat waifus) to kill it.

>>8824375
Mouse waifus are better. I'd commission more Lori art if I knew if more artists taking commissions.

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>>8824388
posting literally any waifu is better than shitposting though
just rejoice over cute characters rather than arguing
it's the only way

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>>8824221
Get memed on son.

>>8824221
I want Bea to get an internship as Malloy's assistant and get raped by him on a daily basis and only have the courage to sue him in court over it 20 years later!

>>8824536
I think she'd need more than an unpaid internship to leave her dad behind.

>>8824368
Point me at the info you need to make it happen and I'll give it a go.

>>8824536
Which scandal are you referencing?

>>8824728
5 seconds of googling resulted this
https://www.undertow.club/threads/sdt-newbie-guide.8437/

God speed anon.

>>8824751
That appears to just be how to use the application and load in mods, not how to make them.

>>8824804
This one looks a little better.
https://www.undertow.club/threads/costume-modding-tutorial-an-easy-visual-guide.5045/

>>8824846
Err, well I imagined it was going to be as easy as editing a few templates but actually now I think the flash stuff is out of my league.

>>8825007
Fuck off then.

>>8825053
That's pretty rude.

>>8825053
Sorry to lead you on like that anon.

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>>8825053

>>8824334
It's only gay if you make eye contact breh.

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What did mae mean by the whole "nightmare eyes" thing? She sais a lot of stupid shit while she's drunk but she also sais a lot of really significant shit and I'm not sure which the whole stabbing bit is.

>>8824388
Crackers says he's not doing commissions now but he might in a couple weeks.
Not the Nidomon crackers a different one.

I've commission the guy who did the Lori and Mae tracks picture to do another. He's doing a couple commissions now then he'll do mine he said, so probably s couple days and that will be done.

>>8825265
>>8825265
Nightmare eyes just refers to her blood red eyes.
The stabbing bit was her just being shitfaced.
>gets super drunk off four cups of weak beer

God. Imagine if she did drugs or anything hardcore. I bet she'd be the first person to overdose on marijuana.

>>8825304
>takes 1 bite of a weed brownie and fucking keels over

>>8825511
Gets a full on contact high from someone smoking in the room over.

>>8825547
>snorts half a line of coke
>dies

>>8825674
Mae would snort the ashes of her grandfather.

>>8825674
>drinks half a cap of nyquil
>goes on an acid trip

>>8825687
well she did abuse cough syrup to sleep more than otherwise possible, so it's probably the one drug she has tolerance to

>>8825687
>Mom gives her a Tylenol
>Goes to ER for overdose

>>8825727
>takes 1/4 of a cough drop
>has to get stomach pumped

>>8825750
>takes a sip of green leaf tea
>brain starts shutting down

>>8825750
>Gets a little scared
>The adrenaline rush puts her in a coma

>>8824221
Do these two fuck each other off stage?
Does Malloy whisper "whoppah" into Garbo's ear?

>>8824501
Pff that's great Anon

>>8825801
If it's like real life, they probably hate one another off-stage.

>>8825815
But the game isn't real anon...
It's not real...