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>>8811197
i don't like battling
i'm weak and don't like hurting others

>>8811197
all

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>>8811197
Double battles!
>>8811167
What the hell? Get in the fucking...
>Throw another Ultra Ball

>>8811197
triple battles a best

>>8811197
pearl

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>>8811197
Battles are stupid.

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>>8811197
>We enjoy double battles the most, we work well as a team.

>>8811265
>Solsquint.
>...I...thought...you...enjoyed...battling,..Gengy...

>>8811289
>pet rocks

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>>8811182
Why's that?
>The debris clunks against the tiles and skids, provoking no reaction from the traps
Huh. Guess they don't. Moving on then.
>To their right is a set of stairs heading down, to the left is a hallway with a broken warp pad and a series of Persian statues
... flip a coin?

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>>8811289
Oh really? What made you believe that?

>>8810892
>Paperhell agent here, how do I know you're not going to attempt some sort of mind trick?

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>>8811197
Double battles are fun I guess

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>>8811305
>Psychically pet anon.

>>8811313
>Just a quick look through some of your older memories.
>Did you forget that you enjoyed battling, or has something changed your opinion?

>>8811346
>Squint.
>...There...is...no...way...for...you...to...know,..you...would...have...to...trust...us...

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>>8811197
Doubles.

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>>8811197
I'm Orre born so double battles.
>>8811306
I dunno, never thought much about that stuff?
Y'know we'd be better off not splitting up, especially with how it was earlier. You wanna take the hallway first?

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>>8811379
You best stay out of my head. It is a bit ironic that I had to die to actually win battles.

>roll to wak goo

>>8811473
G
O
O

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>>8811473
>>8811512
You're doing it all wrong.
>Roll to get the wak goo.

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>>8811473
>>8811512
>>8811543

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>>8811473
>>8811512
>>8811543
what are you three doing?

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>>8811576
Watch, watch!
>>8811573
>Roll to get the goo.

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>>8811605
..honey.

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>>8811430
>As you wish, apologies for the intrusion.

>Gentle Solsquint.
>...If...you...would...like...to...talk...about...it,..we...are...here...to...listen...

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>>8811605
i'm still confused
>>8811626
what is stiches trying to do?

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>>8811626
>Get the wakgoo...
>>8811634
I'll get it!

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>>8811630
There is not a lot to talk about. I guess if you wanna ask a question or something. You're not with a human are ya?

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>>8811666
>Unholy amounts of wakgoo: acquired.
...wha..
>Bonehead status: highly confused.

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>>8811666
>>8811741
>completely embarrassed
What...
How...
I'm not an expert but i don't think there would be so much of that

>>8811379
Trust you? Only in person, are you in the Castelia area?

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>>8811741
>>8811789
Thank you, thank you.
>Head off to the kitchen with buckets full of goo.

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>>8811707
>We...had a trainer.
>We made him forget about us though, so he has now gone back to live a quiet life with his family.

>...We...also...made...sure...to...destroy...our...Pokeballs...
>...What...remains...of...those...are...now...buried...under...the...sands...of...Orre...

>>8811833
>We could certainly get there with ease.
>Should we wait somewhere for you to find us, or would you like us to come to you?

wakgoo meme has gone too far

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>>8811666
>Squawks internally

>>8811881
Maybe slightly.

>>8811881
How did it go too far?

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>>8811789
...it's been a while, okay.

>>8811852
What are you..?
>Follow the plush
>Confused/curious wak sounds.

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>>8811929
she's a bit traumatized by the sheer amount of wak goo
Okay...
But how did...
No it's better that i don't ask
>>8811905
>she hugs max trying to forget that
Hello honey
How are things going with you?

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>>8811881

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>>8811929
>Plushbando: Attempt to make wak goo shakes.
>Even though you have no clue how to.
>Rolling for tastiness of final product.

>>8811876
East and 12th, search for someone with an Absol and a Stoutland.

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>>8812018
JUST...
>Attempt to carry Clover far away from the wakgoo tsunami

>>8812060
>making shakes out of semen
this place never ceases to amaze or slightly disgust me

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>>8812095
>she jumps on max's back and hugs him
>he flies away

>>8812060
>Lewd juices
>In food
>Emrys flashbacks

>>8812174
>>8812183
(Yeah I went too far, I'm gonna be done. Mostly jokes, whoops.)

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>>8812060
...
>Wak: do the headtilt thing.
Did you really just..?
..huh.

>>8812204
whatever enjoy your cup of chlorine smelling goop

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>>8812183
(that sort of thing is done irl)
(wich is way too wierd for me)
(there is even a book about it)

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>>8812079
>The celestial rocks make their way there.
>Centauri squints around, looking for anon.
>Proxima attempts to sense him psychically.

good to know everyone realises jirachi is pretty much emrys 2.0

>>8812277
kill yourself

>>8812295
what its true

>>8812295
(Don't give the shithead you's, it's not worth it.)

>>8812277
nah, jiji isn't self inserting with a perma-depreesed character only for people to lewd with him

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I'll show you guys goo.
>Roll to goo everyone.
>Evens: Reuniclus goo.
>Odds: Muk goo.

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>>8812270
>You find a somewhat disheveled man
>He is nervously looking at his Absol

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>>8811876
Good humans are a good way to get yourself killed.

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>>8812317
>>8812277

>>8812414
>lille continues goo joke
>after someone hatebones about jiji
Hmmmmmmm

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>>8812414
w-what
hey don't steaem my goo you slut
it's reserved for someone and only that person

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>Attempt to audio bug the shitposters.

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>>8812414
stop with the bad memes

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>>8812414
>Rolling in goo like if it were mud

>>8812510
Eh heh, need help with making more goo, eh?

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>>8812416
>Solsquint at both the man and the Absol.
>...Hello...

>>8812443
>How so?

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>>8812611
>Attempt to audiobug rocks.

>>8812555
>Roll for shadow realm

>Roll to delet PAR

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>>8812611
Humans are trash don't you know? Good thing you got out. I really would like it if the a;; disappeared

>>8812711
>good job
>you deleted yourself

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>>8812594
well, it's always nice too make more goo for you heh
>roll to make goo

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>>8812611
Hello. Normally this would be solved by internal affairs but they might be into this as well.
>Still glancing at the Absol
Don't pull any fast ones.

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>>8812060
I's just got back from tha lak- what in the name of bacon bird are you's doin capo?

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>>8812718
>That is untrue, at least for some humans.
>Personally, I would miss the humans I've met if they all disappeared.

>>8812806
>Solsquinting intensifies.
>...Of...course...
>...Although...I...would...advise...against...threatening...us,..there...is...no...need...for...mistrust...here...

>Indeed.
>We do not wish to harm anyone, we are only here to try and help.
>We will find your superior and see what we can find in his mind, then come back here when we are satisfied.
>You will know when we return.
(I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut this short, sorry. Real life just loves to get in the way.)

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>>8812956
>Roll to stick an audio bug under the borbhat's hat.

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>>8813027
...Who tha fak is you?

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>>8812752
>he makes more goo than before
well here you go
>keeps producing goo and giving to gask

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>>8813075
Damnit.
>Roll to just shove it in his mouth.

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>>8813120
>Muffled Bird Yelling
>Shadow Pulse the awful spy

>>8813205
lewd
give us the deets birdo

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>>8813000
Trust is scarce these days, everyone is hiding something, an ulterior motive.
>The Absol nods
>The Stoutland woofs
We will see again later.

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>>8811395
Hmmm....
Hallway it is.
>Two blue shipping containers lie at the end of the hall
Hey... Any idea what's in these?
>He fiddles with the edges of the shipping container, trying to find a way to open the container

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>>8813000
Nah. Humans are the disease on this planet. It is time fore a little bit of medication.

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>>8812752
>>8813103
>Like a fish in water
We should find a pool and fill it up, heh.

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>>8813205
>Miss.
Geez, fine.
>Get bug back.
>Go away.

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>>8813280
>swimming on the goo too
I think that sounds like a goid plan, heh
I'm getting your mannerisms you really stuck with me you know that
That's really good

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>>8813245
DEETS? I's got Raid or OFF!, an somma them candles that kill mosquitoes. Not much else with DEET in it.

>>8813372
FAKKEN JAY ROBUT

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>>8813271
Hell if I know, whatever it could be is probably expired by now. Drugs? Explosives?
Could have Kag slash it open but, uh, Kal can you get an idea of what's in 'em?
>The malamar touches the side of the shipping container.
>Rolling to see if he can figure out what's inside.

Sniffs is a hateboner btw

>>8813482
(i'm kind of inclined to believe you at this point but do you have any proof?)

>>8813482
(It's not sniffs. But I'm unsure who it maybe)

>>8813542
>>8813558
not him but hateboner post times seem to coincide only when sniffs is online

>>8813482
no shit

>>8813568
(Same with ray when he "leaves" and is around. But it doesn't mean it's him either)

>>8813568
(Wouldn't care if he left desu his ooc snake erp bullshit is annoying.)

>>8813656
theres also the fact hateboner never targeted sniffers until just recently

>>8813482
>>8813542
>>8813558
>>8813568
>>8813584
>>8813656
>>8813746
>>8813747
(stop)

>>8813404
Heheheheh, good, good.
Does thios even need to be a secret, eh?

>>8813783
hi turts

>>8813783
i know you agree

>>8813747
(Same with ray)

>>8813783
(Fine)

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>>8813803
(rip me)

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>>8813435
... guess the crate is pretty thick. Alright, if Kag can't slash it Kartana can.

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>>8813803
>>8813925
well i guess not
maybe i just wanted a bit of privacy first
but now i'm sure about that
we don't have to make it secret anymore
it's just that i get really embarrased about that sort of thing
but i know it will be alright
>nirie hugs gask

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>>8813954
Alright, let's do this.
>Aggron Mega Evolved!
>Rolling for Kag to tear open the crate.

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>seaweed: wake up properly this time
I... have no idea what to do.

>>8814099
>eats piece the weed dragon

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>>8814190
...You realize most of my internal body is acidic, yes?

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>>8814048
>The doors of the crate are torn off
>The crate is half and half, a mixture of RageCandyBar boxes and Slowpoke tail containers, with a few revives and several dead Rattata along the floor
... Well. That's... gross.

>>8814228
>like I give a shit
>smooch dragon as a way to say sorry

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>>8814011
>Hug back and tight
Heh, no need to be embarrassed.
It's not like they would do anything heh eh.

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>>8814233
>And one last thing slides out of the crate
>An Electrode
>It starts glowing with charged electricity, beeping as it begins counting down
... aw hell.

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>>8814242
A-anon this is not appropriate! There are deep lore reasons I cannot engage in an affair.

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>>8813482
>>8813542
>>8813558
>>8813568
>>8813584
>>8813656
>>8813746
>>8813747
This is the reason we can not have nice things.

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>>8814252
yeah, maybe it's me overreacting a bit
i know they will be okay with us
so let's go and talk to them
>nirie looks at gask in the eyes
>he smiles

>>8814327
(Before anyone says gengy is hateboner. He's not)

>>8814289
>why
Because I have a sex drive and your cute

>>8814454
holy shit gengy is hateboner
how could we be so blind
thank you and your reverse psychology anon

>>8814489
fuck off, turts

>>8814493
>implying
(It's not him. Hatebone hated before gengy joined)

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Greetings. I am currently... Bored out of my mind, to put it likely. Do any of you require the assistance of a psychic?

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>>8814489
Anon, please, no. Do you have any idea what happened to the last forlorn soul whom I-

>[SOUNDS OF SAD SEAWEED]

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>>8814577
>Nevermind, dubsfail
>Caitlin's narcolepsy kicks in

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>>8814518
Oh no I've been caugh
>fly away

>>8814535
its a joke ya dip

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>>8814577
well hello
well my klefi-
>>8814587
well there she goes

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>>8814420
>Carry the goobab to the deck
Leeeeets go, ehe heh he.

>>8814584
Hello, eh.

>>8814584
What happened?

>>8814608
(Kek)

>>8814535
>>8814454
obviously bork is the hateboner

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>>8814233
Fucking nasty.
>>8814275
Fuck. Hold on Hilbert.
>Kag uses Earthquake.
0 Atk Aggron-Mega Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Electrode: 258-304 (98.8 - 116.4%) -- 87.5% chance to OHKO

>>8814668
(Impossible. Hateboner was in the old discord aka the emrys age. Bork wasn't)

>>8814699
the joke

your head

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>Fluffles wakes up in a pile of scrap
Ugh...Did I pass out again?
>Pull some metal bits out of his fur
>Wince a little

>>8814698
>Rolling to see if the Electrode is KO'd - on 8 and 0 it remains standing

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>>8814633
Yes.

>>8814662
No, it's too horrible. I can't stand to speak of it. You'll never make me talk.

...

Okay, you've wrenched it out of me. Damn you and your capricious wiles.

I attempted to engage in romantic interactions with a feraligatr once. Dating was present. Conversation sufficient. Eventually time for coitus.

Do you wish to know what happened? He melted. We attempted to make out, I forgot my body is mostly acid, and deer god, he fugging melted. Do you have any idea how traumatic that is? One moment you're being lewded by a giant bara crocodile...

The next you have a melty carcass shooting goo on your face. Not lewd goo. Just "goo".

It was not a pleasant moment. Thank you for making me relive this wonderful experience of the time I accidentally vaporized my first and last date.

>>8814733
Innocent until proven guilty. I won't take jokes like that as a joke until we find out who he really is)

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>>8814633
yeah let's meet the others
I might be a little embarrassed but it will work out well
>>8814770
Hello al how are things going with you

>>8814776
are you hateboner because you have the same level of humor as him
absolute zero

>>8814736
>RIP Electrode
>Underground HQ shakes a bit, dust and loose debris falling from the ceiling
>>8814698
My savior~
Anyway, you sure that's safe? Ceiling isn't gonna collapse on us, is it?
>Hilbert kneels in the crate, sifting through the contents to pick up the Revives

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>Theta: Study if swords have a sleeping pattern.

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>>8814828
Anon just forced me remember why I can never date and will be alone forever with my cave full of stolen garbage. Otherwise, excellent.

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>>8814858
(DRINK)

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>>8814858
It'll be fine. I won't pull that again just in case.
>He scratches Kag's chin.
How many revives did you get?

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>>8814870
Well
You could meet another dragalgae, another poison type or a steel type

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i weesh be a flying peench
fly fun
peench around world
peench and fly away
jealous of flying peench

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>>8814927
Kay.
>Ding.
You're a Gliscor now.

>>8814835
(Nope. Because fug you)

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>Sword: Stare at wall
>Why doth the greymalken, wizard, and the swamp elemental stay in one place so long?
>Know they not that evil rests not?
>And nor do flying melee weapons?

>>8814867
WIZARD! Hail! Where be thy familiar? I hath completed it's task!

>>8814770
Oh my I'm so sorry
I thought you'd be also into girls
But I see you are gay
I shall leave you alone
May you follow>>8814916
Advice and find love

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>>8814955
>Note: Sword does not exhibit sleep patterns.
I'm not sure...
Claus, where are you?

>>8814975
>girls
>here
>ever
>Roll to shoo anon with a broom

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>>8814900
Eight. Not sure what I'm going to do with them, but let's keep going. That computer room should be around here somewhere...

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>>8814735
>Bleed a little
Well...I hope that Drilbur found what he needed.
>Find a old package of gauze on the shelf
>Attempt to wrap wounds
And I left the door open, too.
I hope nobody stole anything.

>>8814735
>Some stuffy guy and a little girl come in
Girl: Look! Look!
>The little girl looks at Fluffles
Girl: Can I hug it daddy?
Parent: You can not dear, it is filthy.

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>>8814942
thank
>>8814870
i peench
>peench tail

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>>8815006
Keep them. Stuff like that'll help in an emergency.
>Roll to help find the computer room.
Down this hallway, probably?

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>>8814916
...Metal. Salt water. Bad combination. Perhaps there's a deep-sea breed of arbok or something. Where exactly am I supposed to locate a poison Pokemon on thi-

>>8815025
...Well. Hm. That's some odd form of deus ex machina. I do not trust it.

>>8814975
Fare well Anon. Thank you for reminding me why I stay in a cave and don't make eye contact with other beings

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>>8815003
>Cat: materialize.
Riiiight here.
What'cha need, Thayyta?

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>>8815016
>Successfully patch self up
>>8815019
>Looks up
Oh. Uh...
>Fumbles for dex
Welcome to fluff and stuff.
Everything is for sale.

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>>8815044
not a poison
a peench
>peench

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>>8814828
You have me, heh.

>>8814770
The perfect bedroom killer, ehe heh heh.

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>Wake up outside of the Battle Arcade.
Note to self: Narcolepsy spreads.
>Go try and figure out what you've missed in the last two days.

>>8815005
>rude
>gets broomed

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>>8815049
HAIL FAMILIAR! I have obtained the 100 blue rocks! I didn't even have to find a dwemer box! Just a weird farm! The azure maiden gave them to me!

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>>8815049
Roth-
>>8815115
Yes, that.

>>8815058
Girl: awwwdad!
Parent, to Fluffles: Where is the shopkeeper? Or your trainer?
>The girl keeps jumping around the place and touching everything
>Rolling for accidents

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>>8815156
>affectionate bite
hello theta
what are you ant claus doing?
and i did some training and got a level isn't that amazing?

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>ROLL TO MAKE ALL OF PAR NARCOS

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>>8815039
Alright.
>He stuffs the Revives in his bag
>The halls eventually lead to a dead end with a bunch of boxes, a broken screen, and an old computer
... I guess it's downstairs

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>>8815104
Hey Annie! Good mo-
>>8815200
>Thud

>>8815163
>The little girl dropped a few fragile trinkets against the floor, breaking them
Girl: sorry!

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>>8815200

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>>8815115
holy shit.
Uh, good job, Roth.
>Hastily switch quest objectives from 40K rocks to 100 and the turn in point to Claus
Azure maiden, huh?..

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>>8815163
>Through dex
Oh, uh.
I'm the shop owner.
I don't have a trainer.

>>8815252
...
Eh, it's fine.
>Look at the shattered shards
>Sigh, and get a broom and dustpan

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>>8815068
yeah, i have you gask
and couldn't have it any other way
>nirie kisses gask

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>>8815200
>N's Insomnia activated
Try all you want, you'll never catch me!
>Captcha: Stop, rest

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>>8815210
Oh boy. Let's go then.
>He takes down the stairs first.
If I get exploded or anything you get my pokemon, alright?

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>>8815200
Shelldon, I's think I lov- *thud*

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>>8815200
>>8815249
>Heft Sun up and head off to the Pokemon Center.

>>8815301
>filename
Dammit borb

>>8815269
Parent: Hmph, a wild? What does a wild need money for?
>Meanwhile the girl seems interested now in a few stuffed animals at the other end of the room

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>>8815266
>sounds of a proud sword
Tis' no worry! In the name of jolly cooperation, no task may hold a son of Ira!

>>8815338
(ikr)

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>>8815318
>Note: Sun snores
>Roll for how many posts until he wakes up

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>>8815391
No task too large?
...How does your species breed?

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>>8815372
Buying fuel and oil and food and stuff?
>Looks over at the girl, and then to the plushies
Oh. I'll sell those for 1000p each.

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>>8815271
>Sloppily kiss the goobab
>They're probably in sight of everyone else in fishsail now
Nooo shame, heheh.

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>>8815428
...It's complicated.

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>>8815404
>Plop Sun in a chair.
>Order some more coffee.
>Wonder how you went from being the IPs finest to a narco babysitter.

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>>8815298
I'm sure Kag would enjoy a pizza and Hoennese takeout diet.
>To the left there's a dead end hall filled with destroyed desktops, forward is a long hall leading to another set of stairs
... Doesn't look like there's much of a choice here.

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>>8815391
Right.

>>8815428
..Oohhh, that's what you wanted, I remember now.
...
>Cat: curse self for remembering that.

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>>8815440
So do I still keep it a secret or what? You're sending very mixed messages.

>>8815060
...Oh. Then
>Sludge Wave

>>8815271
knew you were gay

>>8815439
Parent: Pretending to be civilized now? In my days we would have you chained doing menial labor all day.
Girl: Daddy, daddy, buy me all the plushies!

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>>8815444
..Is is?
>>8815500
Oh yes. You were going to show me how your species reproduced?

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>>8815496
Hi Annie! When'd you get here? Didn't you say you had spy stuff to do in Unova?

>>8815512
(He's also very cute)

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>>8815526
That's...Not really a nice thing to say.
Everyone should have the ability to go where they want, and do what they want. At least, that's what I believe.

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>>8815498
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't, honestly. Hey if you bite it do I get your UBs?
>Orrefag heads through the hallway and down the stairs.
Less stairways than a Dwarven fort at least...

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>>8815529
..Yyyyes.
more or less, anyways.

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>>8815500
Thoust sayith what?

>>8815529
"Breeding" as in actual reproduction be a very complicated matter. As for matters of courtly love- uh... P-prehaps thou would'st be more interest in... uh...

The laws of tanistry?

>>8815605
>filename
(You imply you don't want romance that's why you dingus)

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>>8815597
Now? Or later?
>>8815605
>Alien: Know nothing about the Gaels.
...Tanistry?

>>8815605
what eeveelution got past 3rd base

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>>8815508
>In an attempt to not be swept away by Sludge Wave peench grabs onto Alcock's tail
water bad
i peench
252+ SpA Adaptability Dragalge Sludge Wave vs. 244 HP / 200+ SpD Gliscor: 85-101 (24.1 - 28.6%) -- 97.9% chance to 4HKO
>Rolling for if Peench is poisoned by Sludge Wave

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>>8815565
Work has been fairly light. Not many UB appearances barring that one with the... Power station.
I was supposed to pay you for helping with Suicune.
>Last four post numbers x100.

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>>8815605
..??
I didn't say anythin.

>>8815654
..uhm.
Wheeenever you want, I guess?

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>>8815642
(I know, i'm kidding famalam. don't actually have a problem with lewd or romance, just can't think of a way to put it in that doesn't look creepy.)

>>8815654
YES TANISTRY. Wonderful system of elective monarchy. Prevented single family lines from becoming too powerful. There is nothing lewd about my sheath.

>>8815576
Parent, towards the Girl: of course dear, bring them all here.
Parent: towards Fluffles: Filthy, liberal lies. Now ring the dolls up.

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>>8815730
How about right now?
>>8815731
I see...
Your sheath?
>Ayy: Touch sheath.

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>>8815508
Heh heh, not much of a secret anymore.

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>>8815584
No, obviously they're going to the bartender for the 5th street bar. Yes, you can have my UBs if I die.
... if I get assassinated I'm haunting you.
>Down the hall there's a room filled with computers
Think that's it?

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>>8815694
I DID THAT TO MAKE YOU STOP PINCHING WHY WOULD YOU PINCH MORE?

>Dragon Pulse your own tail

>>8815791
Noted.

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>>8815775
>[FLUSTERED METALLIC CLANKING]

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>>8815710
Aw... I was gonna ask if I could help with your spy stuff! But I guess if you don't have anything...
>57100000
Sweet!

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>>8815817
>Miss
>Peench squeaks and lets go, scuttling on the ground like a crab and attempting to blow bubbles
what do??
what else do if not peench??

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>>8815795
Sweet. Heh.
I'm the worst guy to haunt unless you like floating for hours to catch up with me.
>He looks toward it.
Looks like it, let's make sure there aren't any electrodes in there.
>Head up to the place.

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>>8815740
>Sighs
Whatever you want to believe...
>Rings them all up
That'll be 11000p, sir.

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>>8815775
..I mean, pawlright, sure.
>Catscratch: wonder how this is even gonna work.

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>>8815913
GET A JOB. And stop spitting on me, it's weird and creepy.

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>>8815440
yeah, no need to worry what the others think
>she accepts the sloppy kiss
>>8815508
it's okay there is no need for keeping it a secret anymore
>>8815512
congratulations you won nothing
aren't you proud

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>>8815881
I mean you can but we're getting into a bit of... Dangerous territory.
Should we go see what that... Psychic narco chick wanted?

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>>8815915
Who says I won't be a fast ghost? Assassination would be Gengar.
You've jinxed us. There's going to be an Electrode.
>Roll to see if there's an Electrode

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>>8815967
yes

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>>8815731
>>8815775
>>8815947
what are you three doung?
>curios toto noises
are you playing a game
can i join too?

>>8816011
*curious

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>>8815868
...?
>Touch the sheath more.
>>8815947
You just-
>>8816011
Hello Clint. Sure, you can join.

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>>8815950
job
what a job
what a spit
>Apparently the bubbles aren't working, stop blowing them

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>>8816034
okay
>start touching roth's sheath too
so what do we do?
is this a touching contest?
can i touch you too?

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>>8816000
Well shit. I'll turn into a legendary dog then and run.
>Definitely an Electrode in there.
Fffffffuck.

>>8815939
>The Parent drops exactly 11100P with disdain
Parent, to the girl: Dear, we need to go.
Girl: But I still want to hug the big plushie!
Parent: No you can not and if you are not moving now, no dessert for you tonight
Girl: awwww!

>>8815950
>>8816047
Borb/jiji status
>Cannon

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>>8815999
What kinda danger? Ok! She said she ran the Battle Castle, that should be... Over here!
>Pull a Pearl and run off

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>>8816034
EEP
>Blushing Sword
>How does a sword blush?
>I dunno, but it apparently involves a spacemon fiddling with it's vaguely phallic sheath

>>8816109
>Roth: Getting Too Chivilrous for th-hgn

>>8816146
(Anon pls. >Implying i'd backstab the bonehead)

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>>8816034
Eh? I just what?..

>>8815868
>Since everyone else is doing it
>Time to jump off a cliff- I mean, touch the trinity symbol.
>Or at least I think that's what it is.

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>>8816165
Like, imminent death k-
Sun.
>Walk after him.

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>>8816135
...
Thank you for your patronage.
>Puts the money in the register
>Silently watch them argue

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>Lobster patrols the castle, late at night

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>>8816118
.... is that Electrode... Blue?
>Realization
Oh Arceus. Desmond. Do you have a Quick Ball?

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>>8816166
what is these wierd noises that roth is making?
is he sick?

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>>8816109
I suppose so...?
>>8816166
>Touch, poke.
Are you okay?
>>8816173
Ah, we are doing this now, I think...

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>>8816231
It's a shiny, isn't it?
>Hand him a quick ball.
Go get 'im, tiger.

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>>8816173
>[Clank]

>>8816234
>[Clanks Internally]

>>8816259
M-most verily

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>>8816191
>beep beep, froggo text.
>Only if you've got the time,
>He can wait, if not.
>"I can report in,"
>"Update on my memory."
>"What I found is huge."

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I've got an Axew now, time to challenge Santalune! Maybe! I'm fining Dia if he sleeps through this, does a lucky anon wanna pick the price?

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>>8816209
>An Alolan Raichu slinks past them onto the boat.
Yo, bro.
Like, what's up?

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>>8816259
>Start touching theta
>start poking theta
>>8816296
?
what's wrong roth?

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>>8816191
They say we've gotta do 21 battles to battle the narco girl, this sucks! How good is your sneaking?

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>>8815967
Making out in public without a care, ehehehehehe.

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>>8816259
>[Confused cat sounds]

>>8816296
>Meowser: headbutt the sheath.
>Because cat.
>Miaou.

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>>8816333
>Perks up
Oh. Hello again.
Trying to make money, like I usually do.

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>>8816333
>A familiar Drilbur walks in close by

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>>8816292
Well, I'll try. Can't say I've actually caught a Pokemon before.
>Roll to Quick Ball the bastard
>On a 9 or Dubsfail it counters by using Self Destruct

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>>8816314
>"Should I come there or can you send it some other way.?"
>>8816363
Sun. We have pokemon that can teleport.
We can just teleport where we want.

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>>8816411
(FUCKING)
(I CAN'T EVEN CATCH A SHINY ELECTRODE IN PAR WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS)
>Skitters: have flashbacks to your SS playthrough
>Hilbert: die a little on the inside as the Electrode splodes itself
Fuuuuck. Desmond, do Pokeballs work on fainted Pokemon?

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>>8816341
Not a thing ye squire. There is nary a thing of uncouth regard occurring at thi-

>>8816387
>[CLONK]
>not to be confused with the lewd [CLANK]
MNFF-

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>>8816411
>>8816513
Nice.
Pretty sure they do. You could just give it a revive and catch it.

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>>8816389
Sounds like that dude was being a jerk, bro.
Don't let him, like, get 'chu down.
>Ray browses around.
Business okay otherwise? 'Chu look like 'chu got kinda roughed up.
>Ray looks meaningfully at Fluffles' falling-in-the-scrap-metal injuries - he seems to think that someone mugged the shopkeeper.

>>8816402
Yo, Drilbs. What's good, bro?

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>>8816341
>Confused ayy noise.
>>8816387
Don't ask me.
>>8816522
>Rub around the top of the sheath.

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>>8816449
... oh. Yeah but... That's not as cool...
>Reluctantly pull out Nebby

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>>8816529
Alright.
>Mumbles something unintelligible as he shoves the Revive down its throat
Okay, here we go.
>Roll to Quickball, same rules apply

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>>8816535
Yeah, he was. I'm a bit used to customers like that. Thankfully, they aren't that com-
>Wince a little.
Mon. Business has been good! Or, at least relatively.
>Looks down at his injuries
Fell in some scrap, if you are wondering.
Not gonna keep me down, though.

>>8816402
>Smiles
Oh. Hello Drilbur.
How have you been?

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>>8816550
I mean, you did start this.

>>8816522
...
>Cat: have a thought.
>Claws: out
>Sheath: scratched lightly
>Claus: most likely forcibly ejected from the land of the living.

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>>8816522
alright
thanks roth
>>8816550
>contious poking
hehe you are making a wierd noise too

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>>8816553
...I suppose we can sneak in. You'll need to use your Psychic pokemon to keep us off the cameras.
And... Do you have any gloves that don't drop fingerprints?

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>>8816449
>"I can summarize."
>"This was a deliberate wipe,"
>"On a massive scale."
>"Radioman's words:"
>" 'Higher powers' were involved."
>"So were friends of his."

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>>8816594
Damn, you're still alive.
>He laughs.
You wanna check that computer room out?

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>>8816550
>single eye is rolled back
>if it weren't for the floating and moaning, the honedge might pass for a normal sword
>And you know. The active lewding.

>>8816604
EEEP
>Is apparently the sound a sord being scratched, talked to, and molested makes

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>>8816367
well at least now we don't have to worry about keeping it a secret

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>>8816535
No luck today, no one needed a gardener. Maybe tomorrow.

>>8816598
Thinking I need to get stronger, bigger...sorry for the other night.