/sug/ - Steven Universe General The Thorns of Corruption Ed

>>8806982
Jasper is best gem

>>8806991
How do you get here first? Every single time?

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>>8806991
Jasper is a retard.

>>8807006
Retards are always the first to go.

DO YOUR FUCKING TAXES

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>>8807030

>>8806991
They're the OP and linked the thread after they posted obviously.

Why do you exist?

>>8807067
Why do, YOU exist.

>>8807067
Because I want too, and I was the fastest swimmer.

>>8807053
Every time?

>>8807067
because i balance out the good people of this world with my awfulness

>>8807067
my parents thought 9 kids wasn't enough

>>8807079
to*

>>8807070
Why are you posting sad Hollies?

>>8807110
Damn it.

>>8807070
Are you okay?

If they sprinkle I tinkle.

>>8807070
Please, don't give up.

Another shit thread.

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>>8807178
Another shitposter.

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>>8807178
same old same old

>>8807178
I bet you still live with your mother.

>>8807203
Oh giggity goo

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I hope you're all having a great day

>>8807266
no

>>8807266

>>8807276
What's the matter anon?

>>8807266
no you don't

>>8807067
Because my parents were horny?

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Please appreciate how valuable your life is.

>>8807266
Do you?

>>8807375
fuck off

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>>8807375
Life is indeed pretty nice, both individually and as a whole.

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>>8806982
>one prick is all it takes
was that sleeping beauty? It sounds so familiar.

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>>8807383
Hey I was wondering. The Rose quartzes in the zoo probably never joined Rose's Rebellion so I wonder whether that means that they were bubbled as soon as Rose rebelled or if they fought against the Rebellion and were bubbled when Rose shattered PD. It also makes me wonder if there's even the slight chance that one Rose Quartz managed to escape.

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>>8807489
>before or after PD's death
Does it matter?

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>>8807508
not him, but knowing what rose did would be an enormous burden for a non-CG.

>>8807489
I's pretty clear the Homeworld gems placed a lot of emphasis on perfection and fitting the mold you came out of, so they probably saw Rose's rebellion as a defect and preemptively bubbled all the others just to be safe. Yellow wants them shattered so it's over and done with, while Blue just can't bring herself to do so, if not for regard of their lives, but for the memory of Pink Diamond.

Basically, all the other Rose Quartzes got fucked by virtue of sharing the same cut as Steven's mother.

>>8807517
But I asked why it mattered.

Fuck, now i'm suspicious as to how not a single other Rose Quartz escaped unless they were in a position to where they wouldn't have heard a warrant for all Rose Quartz due to PD's shattering.

Unless Homeworld can just achieve that shit easily.
To bubble a whole fucking species of gems.

>>8807508
As >>8807517 said it'd be interesting to know whether there was a single RQ that may have sympathized with the Rebellion or if they were all completely against it and actively fought in the war.
does it matter to the overall plot? Probably not, it's just an interesting thought, is all.

>>8807518
How about other types of gems that joined the Rebellion as well? You would think if a single gem joins the rebellion they're already considered defect and so would the rest of their kind, but you still see pearls, rubies and sapphires around and who knows how many other gems that joined the CG.

>>8807561
It's possible they were all taken prisoner at once and PD threatened with their shattering if they did so much as try to escape. And then, while imprisoned, it's easier to have poofed them.

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>>8807566
Now this anon is making me really suspicious.
I mean Sapphires and Pearls may get a pass, but other foot soldiers like Rubies are still in use despite possibly a ton of them fighting in the war.

Did they do it to Rose Quartz simply because one of them shattered PD...

Or, were they afraid that Rose could guise as one of them and strike again, i mean if all Rose Quartzs could have healed like she did that would be a pretty big sacrifice just to stop a silent invasion.

>>8807561
Most likely scenario they didn't even know a Rebellion was taking place, let alone that another Rose Quartz was leading it. I can see a scenatio where a gang of Amethysts/Jaspers/Carmelians ganged up on the Rose Quartzes and poofed them.

>>8807566
All the other gems are meant to take orders and listen to their diamond. And Rose apparently killed her after manifesting a rebellious and disruptive spirit seemingly from nowhere. Before her, it's probably reasonable to assume all other "defects" were just acceptable numbers of failures that were shattered and forgotten after minor transgressions. None actually seem to have done something as drastic as kill one of the most important gems in the hierarchy like Rose.

>>8807561
>>8807592
Well, all of them do have pink bubbles. So either Rose or Pink Diamond bubbled them, which makes no sense, but will likely be explained at some point.

Anyone remember how Pearl was in a "take no prisoners" mentality?
My suspicion leads me to that, make of it what you will.
Dead men tell no tales.

>>8807625
Take into account that Rose quartz is OP as fuck. Imagine having hundreds of the same Rose Quartzes and running the risk of having dozens or even hundreds of them rebel just the same as Rose.

Rubies are just ants compared to the amount of strength Rose Quartzes have shown to have.

>>8807670
i'd assume that roses would be doctor types, what with the healing and only defensive weapons and what not

>>8807635
That reminds me that Pearl was willing to shatter Peridot. How many gems do you think Pearl shattered during the war?

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>Garnet implied Rose's rebellion was on its last legs and was about to be utterly defeated in The Question
>suddenly the rebellion resurges and ultimately wins right after they gain a gem with future vision
Garnet won the war.

>>8807702
I wouldn't be surprised if she was attacking Blue Diamond to shatter her.

>>8807684
Probably. Bismuth had to forge the sword for her, that didn't come naturally.

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>>8807712
>A Sapphire helped the war
Did not a single other Sapphire join the rebellion?

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>>8807748
They seem pretty rare. Why would you even need that many? The Diamonds would make personal use of them but having many more than absolutely necessary would simply make life harder for the Diamonds.

That's the thing about Empire. It's not about what's best for everyone or progress, it's about maintaining the current power structure at all costs.

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>>8807769
Unless the diamonds were expecting war, i don't see why they wouldn't make more to ensure they always have a oracle.

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>I am my mom

POST YFUCKINGFW STEVEN TAKES THE MANTLE OF ROSE QUARTZ AND RESUMES THE REBELLION

>>8807794
It's just going to be him getting the whole story about Rose shattering PD and it turning out to be Lion or something, which he tries to set right with healing spit.

>>8807794
>anything interesting happening
lel

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I hope you all have a nice day

>>8807827
I hope you finally kill yourself or stop being an attention whoring faggot, though I'm sure the former is more likely than the latter.

here comes a thot

>>8807827
Hey anon what's the matter?

>>8807670
>Rose managed to maintain her army with her healing powers
With a power like that any one of the Roses can potentially have their own army, it must've been scary to the Diamonds.

>>8807783
The more Sapphires not directly reporting to Diamonds the less stable the whole system is. Not only are they too powerful to make ubiquitous, the very fact that they can tell the future makes it harder for any one Sapphire to make predictions.

It's like the Foundation series. The more people with the tools to tell the future the harder it is to tell the future because there are more people complexly responding to predictions. It's a feedback loop of complexity.

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>>8807827
And what could possibly be wrong with you at lunch time

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>>8807794
>>8807813
>Season ends with a revived and broken/amnesiac/new Pink Diamond joining the CGs

>>8807835
This.

>>8807868
Have you ever had a moment where you can't quite find the right thing to eat for lunch, but you're worried that if you wait too long you'll just have to push supper back to some unreasonable hour?

>>8807748
I wonder if she had any Lazulis on her side, it seems stupid that Rose wouldn't at least try to convince a worldender like Lapis to join her.

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>>8807866
>This little doll is too powerful to have more then 4 at a time

I don't really believe that because of her power to have future vision they didn't make more.
The first Sapphire must have said not to create too many of my people as a great disaster is coming.

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>>8807794
PLEASE LET THERE BE A RAINBOW QUARTZ FUSION PLEASE PLEASE

>>8807827
Is something wrong, Anon?

>>8807847
.....is Stevonnie a Thot?

>>8807887
>fails to convince her
>suddenly have an OP gem like Lapis on the loose
Sounds like a risk not worth taking.

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>>8807877
I'm in fron of the fridge wondering that now

>>8807898
She can just bring along giga nigga if they refuse.

Was Pearl really the only pearl that joined the CGs?

What happened to pink pearl after the shattering?

Where's white diamond?

>>8807914
She bubbled Bismuth long before they found Lapis.

>>8807897
yes

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>>8807908

>>8807908
You look happy. Are you having a good day Doodly?

>>8807908
You need to gain weight

>>8807908
Welcome back!

>>8807887
There probably aren't very many Lazulis running around, just like it's unlikely there were many Sapphires.

Keep in mind they don't age and had no real threats to their lives until Rose. Having maybe two of them would be enough for any needs that could ever arise. Lapis might even be one of a kind, considering how many resources must have gone into creating her for that much power.

>Homeworld killed an entire ocean planet to make Lapis

>>8807908
kys

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>>8807908
WELL DON'T!
It's like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing.
NOW KNOCK IT OFF!

>>8807888
I'm not making the bold claim that there were only 4. I'm saying there are likely very few and most of them report either directly to the Diamonds or to direct subordinates of the Diamonds.

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>>8807950
>>8807950
I just wonder how rare Lazulis or Sapphires are.
There must be enough so that you can't suspect one of them is a rebel.

Or that cartoony logic prevented BD from seeing that Sapphire was the same one that rebelled granted thousands of years ago.

>>8807908
Keep calm and LIVE YOU ARE THE ONLY REASON /sug/ IS ALIVE!!

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>>8807854
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>>8807890
Woke up still in a lot of pain

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>>8807986
Lapises are more like construction equipment. Powerful, but not particularly dangerous. Lapis's low IQ is probably a safety feature.

>>8808006
>Lapis's low IQ is probably a safety feature.
Don't say that, Lapis is a very smart gem. Looks she's reading a book right there, that means she's not dumb

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>>8807999
Seek medical attention not social attention, my fucking dick hurts and i'm not gonna waste the time of some fuckos who can't help me

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>>5519270
>>5683968
>>6087769
>>8452665
>>8747136
>>8803062
kill yourself

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>>3989043
>>8803228
kill yourself

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>>8808036
I have. I just wanted some conversation but I'll stop.

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>>8696568
>>8701758
>>8803508
kill yourself

>>8807067
cus two hippies got wasted on Christmas and never corrected their mistake

>>8806991
true

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>>8808028
>Looks she's reading a book right there, that means she's not dumb
You make me smile.

Do we have any writefags? I know we have one drawfag, I think.

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>>8807877
I have these moments just about every day. Zero appetite and I eat once or twice a day. Given it's usually porrigde too I wonder why I haven't starved to death yet.

>>8808113
I don't think you would necessarily starve, just die of some malnutrition-related illness.

I don't think I'm going to make it to 7PM without some help. Time to brew some extra-black tea.

>>8808063
Nobody minds if you talk about yourself from time to time, anon, but generally people prefer if it's a positive experience. Constant negativity, self-deprecation or talking about your problems tends to drain people's patience for those topics fairly quickly. It starts to make them feel like that's all you have to offer, and becomes your personality, in their eyes, and thus makes you undesirable.

Learn to pick out the good in your days. I'd much rather hear about something nice that happened to you than the bad.

>>8808132
It's not you is it?
I fear you may be a faker.

>>8808103
Aside form being blue, what makes you think she's dumb?

>>8808155
The book is fucking upside down, she's not really reading it.

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>>8808132
I usually am it has just been a really tough week so I guess I've been more whiny

I'm here talking all the time so I apologize to anyone it may have annoyed and thanks to the ones that did talk.

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>>8806877
kill yourself

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>>8807889
Really love how this fusion looks.

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>>8808063

If you don't mind me chiming in, adding to what >>8808132 said, I think you are on the right track. I've been keeping an eye on you for the last few days. You've become more positive. I have faith in ya.

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>>8808189
Indexer! So good to see you. How did it go? Better than expected?

>>8808174
You're very welcome, Anon.

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>>8807375
kill yourself

>>8808153
I can't exactly prove it, anon, but I can understand your apprehension.

>>8808174
It's not whininess, anon. Everyone needs to vent, from time to time, but I can tell you from multiple personal experiences that being around someone who seems so consistently unhappy is very emotionally draining. I've had to play personal cheerleader to several friends for almost three years now, and it's far from pleasant having to reassure them constantly.

It'd just be better for those listening, and likely yourself, if you focused more on the good parts of your days. Not all the bad that happened, but the good that did, and the good that could. Try taking a walk and identifying all the trees and animals you see. That's one of my more favorite things to do. It's so interesting to learn about them all.

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>>8808210
I'm not negative all the time it has just been this week. I've gotten some medication to help so it isn't as intense right now. Usually I'm just chumming it up as normal.
>>8808255
I've tried to turn most of the conversations I had on here to a normal conversation after a few messages.

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Good morning/afternoon/evening /sug/!
I met with two friends of mine today and found this at their home. I recognised the Amethyst and I think Pyrite, but I wasn't too sure about the others. Any geologist or gemstone expert here who could tell me what they are?

>>8808294
I love cuts of stone like the blue/white one at the bottom

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*sip*

>>8808316
haha ebin meme my friend have a upvote XDDDDD

>>8808307
Same I kept looking at especially the blue one too

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>>8808316

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Who was she referring to?

>>8808316
I've already drank a gallon of quartzmilk and the day has barely even started.

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>>8808316
Gib now

>>8807518
So all the other Rosé Quarts got bubbled because racism?

>>8808356
My dick

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Requests?

>>8808441
Lapis drinking a bottle of a suspicious liquid

>>8808441
Jasper driving a monster truck

>>8808441
Pearl's noses being used as coat hangers

>>8808441
Garnet vomiting into Pearl's mouth like a mother bird

>>8808441
Yellow Diamond juggling bubbled Rose Quatz's

>>8808441
I'd like a glass of tea

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Gems should be witches

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>>8808441
She finally gets "Fresh" Quartzmilk

>>8808441
Pearlmount 2

>>8808530
what is Pearlmount

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*uff*

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>season 1 based merch
>in 2017

at least it's something

>>8808286
Good!

How was your day, anon?

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>eugh... ahh..an-anon, *choke* help.. help me..

>>8808569
You're a gem, just regrow it.

>>8808561
Yeeeeees finally some Pearl merch that doesn't look half bad

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>>8808561
Nothing about this is okay and even this paper mache Sapphire looks better.

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>>8808556
I'm glad you asked that.

https://e-hentai.org/g/810002/0cd9fd54a1/

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>>8808561
>sexiest gem
>that angry face
>Meat Beat Mania
Surely they know what they are doing.

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>>8808561
>making merch out of the worst garnet episode

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I want it to happen.

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>>8808603
In 2017 is the problem.

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>>8808627
>detached cocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDo3eo3Uw4g

>>8808441
A gem BRAAAAAAAAPPing wetly

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This gem is cute.

She is not.

>>8808557
>you'll never hear the struggled wheezing snores of a fat Lapis as she lies down beside you

>>8808647
Hey this pic is kinda gross. I mean look at Sapphire's lips.

>>8808603
>Having taste this bad

>>8808669
Sauce?

>>8808669
Can I purchase the pearl version instead

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>>8808563
I dropped my chicken patty sandwich and lost the bottom bun somehow. It was still pretty good.
That is all that has really happened so far.

>>8808652
*shit

>>8808677
sorry I lost the source

>>8808678
>Under 2 pounds of pussy and ass

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>>8808689
Don't go to sleep tonight.

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>>8808694
here is the unedited one at least

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>>8808627
god damn it boogie, what the fuck

I want gem kids but feel silly writing some contrived excuse to for them to exist

>>8808708
Are you telling me you don't want to see Bloople ravaged by BBC? Thanks for the updated pic btw.

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>>8808687
strong
heavenly
inspirational
tantalizing

>>8808717
Nobody wants to see Blooble ripped apart by the British Broadcasting Channel.

>>8808693
Yes, that please. I don't know what I'd do with 20 lbs of it, idk where I'd put it. At least with the Pearl package it is nice, compact, and cute.

>>8808721
Stupid
Heap of trash
Idiotic
Tard

>>8808712
Who are the parents? It will always be silly, but it's fun to indulge

>>8808721
Shit
Horrible
Icky
Terrible

>>8808602
kek

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>>8808721

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>>8808631
I would let the anachronism slide if it were a decent product
>>8808667
I don't see how garnet is more in character in that episode than steven is in onion gang. And I liked the latter.

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New game, /sug/! Say:

>Your favorite gem
>How you want their arc to go
>How you think it will go
>How you try to contribute to the threads
>Favorite AU
>Favorite ship
>Song you currently really like
>Best SU lewd in existence

If you don't answer this your gemfu will die in her sleep

>>8807462
In all honesty I was going for a dick joke. Corruption = STD, prick = dick

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>>8808602
>'sexiest gem'
>garnet
>liking black women

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>>8808721

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>>8808777
check 'em

>>8808777
Your favorite gem
How you want their arc to go
How you think it will go
How you try to contribute to the threads
Favorite AU
Favorite ship
Song you currently really like
Best SU lewd in existence

There.

>>8808755
>using the acronym in the acronym

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>>8808786
I want a picture like this with lapis instead

>>8808774
>I liked the latter
I didn't need further confirmation of how much of a plebeian you are, but thanks all the same.

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>>8807067
The circle of life.

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>>8808786
>Posting Lapis while saying this

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>>8808802
gotta milk them edges

>>8808772
But I like both versions of Lapis. That's what makes her so magnificent. She can be hella cute then be completely detached (but still loves you on the inside). She would be the perfect GF material.

>>8808814
What does Meep Morp's breastmilk taste like?

>>8808825
Like pennies

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Post cute Stevens.

>>8808777
none of them
i don't care
somewhere shitty and whiny
shitposting
none
none you retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LzTlEp8T-s
these characters are fuck ugly

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>>8808786
Way sexier than a gem with no tits, hips or ass.

>>8808825
>Meep Morp's

>>8808811
>POC
>DSL
REEEE FUCK YOU

>>8808847
Sorry, I'm not an african american male. I can appreciate true beauty, something that doesn't have a gigantic ghetto ass, whore lips, and disgustingly oversized hips and tits.

Garnet is literally a black female. And that is gross.

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>>8808864
>not appreciating child bearing hips
>not wanting to have some meat to grab on
>wanting to fuck a literal stick
Sorry but your taste is shit

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>>8808802
imagine how her tits swing and clang together while she walks.
she must get pulled to one side when her tits sway that way, they weight more than her body.

>>8808743
That's just it, I can't even decide that.

A) It's literally the gems, but some sort of gemtech mumbo jumbo has made them smoll. Steven has to try and wrangle them.
B) Two gems, probably one of my ships, have a babby, and struggle being parents.

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Amethyst here, I Want to pull a prank on Lapis. what's the best way to prank her?

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>>8808878
Garnet has a booty many would die for.

>>8808786
>says while posting the blue piece of shit

>not liking all body types

thick, thin, or curvy it's all good.

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>>8808807
If it comforts you, noone ever agreed with me vocally on this so far in these threads.

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>>8808890
Go up to her as Jasper and give her a wedgie or some shit.

>>8808890
Tell her to shapeshift herself nude and walk around town
She won't even know she's embarrassing herself

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>>8808892
>>8808878
I'm sorry but how the fuck can you be attracted to this, her hips are so large they're fucking grotesque

>>8808890
Kill all her retarded fags

>>8808915
You know how I can tell you're still a virgin?

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>>8808915
It's called you have shit taste.

Then again, i bet you like Pearl.

>>8808890
Move her to the galaxy warp while she's sleeping.

>>8808915
Do Lapisfags really believe this?

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This is Steven.
Please don't rape him.

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>>8808885
The first options sounds like it'll take less investment, more friendly for short stories and easier to bullshit into existence

Gem artifact anyone?

It's also been done less

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>>8808924
DUDE LOOK AT HER

There IS SUCH A THING as too much curves.

>>8808928
I do.

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>>8808941
Only watermelon anon.

>>8808602
oh man tumblrs gonna eat that shirt up

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>>8808786
I'm not a garnetfag (who is?) and I like Lapis, but come on. Her figure drips with sexuality.

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>>8808947
Shit taste confirmed.
Don't speak to me or my son ever again.

>>8808944
Too late

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Jasper is a nigger and is also best gem

Your move faggots

>>8808968
I used to be one.

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>>8808890
shapeshift into steven partially every time she doesn't look at you and deny anything having changed. For example: talk to her casually while having your eyes like steven. When she remarks on that, act like nothing unusual is happening. When she gets distracted, reform your eyes and change your hair to steven's. And so on, until she gives and is about to walk away. THEN shapeshift into an exact copy of steven and let her walk into the real one afterwards unknowingly.

>>8808977
No, she's asian, but slightly more acceptable than being black.

>>8808977
Jasper needs a loving dicking

>>8808977
>Jasper
>Best gem

No.

>>8808915
I can tell you're a gay. It's okay, we'll still accept you.

>>8808995
>"off-colored beta"
>born in the ghetto
>tall
>dumb
she is clearly the gem equivalent of a nigger

>>8808968
You could call me one.

>>8809013
>rapes

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>>8808905
This anon knows what's up

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>>8808977
Jasper is a retard.

>>8808997
SCHULZ!
https://youtu.be/cUNwhg8V36I

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>>8808977
How can a nigger produce such pure milk?

>>8808977
She also has aids and is never coming back.

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>>8808977
Pearls are the niggers of Homeworld and Pearl is still best gem

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>>8808977
Jascucks don't get to talk.

>>8809051
>Pearl
>Best gem

No.

>>8808968
I call dibs!

>>8809054
I want to FUCK the bird

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>>8808983
Would Lapis like the other gems more if they looked more like Steven.
Or is it just his personality she likes.

>>8809021
Raping is not an indication of a nigger, because if it was that would make Lapis and Pearl niggers too, but we know they are white sluts.

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Looking for the bigger version of this pic. If anyone has it, please post it.

>>8809095
While not a nigger exclusive trait, it is but one more for the pile

>>8808998
>>8809058
Jasper and Pearl are best gems

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>>8809110
FUCK OFF JASHURL

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>>8809079
Her fetish is shortstacks.

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>>8809079
doubt it. I think it's more about the person than the appearance.

>>8809079
His personality, I doubt she cares what he looks as long as he's Steven.

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>>8809099
it's looks like the artist painted the gems over the original painting, kek

>>8809120
Does Steven count as a shortstack?

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>>8809119
I wasn't going to start posting, but you forced my hand

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Will Bloopledooples become eggnant or pregnant?

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>>8809095
>Lapis
>White

No.

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>its your birthday and you're all alone
>this jasper comes up to you with her fingers in the cake half consciously singing happy birthday to you

what do

>>8809147
Cancer is as cancer does

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>>8808660
Hey that's pretty good.

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>>8809140
Subjective.

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>>8809126
Poor Peridot even if she shapshifted as Steven Lapis will still find her annoying.

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>>8809099

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>>8809157

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>>8809158
Only posting a couple pics no need to get buttflustered

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Would you fuck pizza face Peridot?

>>8809157
I would put her special helmet on her and sit her in front of the TV with Elmo playing.

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>>8809163
But, Lapis likes Peridot now.

>>8809157
I would swallow the cake and her feminine penis

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>>8808721
Superb
Hella
Intense
Totally Kool

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>>8809099
looking for this using GRIS gave me cancer.
But here you go.

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When Blue Diamond and Greg get together do you think Blue will live with Greg at the car wash or will Greg live with her at her kingdom?

>>8809180
these new Boglins just don't look like they used to.

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>>8809186
Would be nice to know why they like each other.
But apparently that's not important.

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Jaspearl is shit.

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>>8809270
Sturgeon's Law

>>8809280
>Now they can both rape Steven/Rose.

>>8809294
Fucking weirdo.

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>>8809269
Why the fuck does it have to have a reason? Do you need a fucking episode to explain every single tiny fucking relationship? They started hanging out more and started tolerating each other more, now they're friends. That's all that happened. And the show is better for their new friendship. It feels natural and they have an excellent chemistry with one another.

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>>8809269
Would have been, but we wouldn't know what lars was up to if we wasted an episode on that.

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Post sad gems

>>8808977
*shit gem

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>>8809317

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>>8808968
kill yourself

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>>8809310
Fucking yes maybe?
The whole point of this show is the relationships.
I just can't buy there friendship when we have no idea what made Lapis who hated her at first suddenly like Peridot.
How is that not important?

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Why the sudden spam now?

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I think it's time to sit back, put on some lovely music and relax.

>>8809344
I'm not saving that out of spite, faggot. Learn civility, you nigger.

>>8809310
Also no there chemistry is awful that's one of my biggest complaints.
Name me one relationship in this show that is not better then Lapis and Peridots?

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>>8809356

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>>8809333

>>8809379
Jasper and Pearl is worse

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>>8809384