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/sug/ - Steven Universe General Earth kinda sucks Edition

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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Earth kinda sucks Edition

Last Thread: >>8783031

[NEW RELEASES]
>New episodes "Doug Out", "The Good Lars", "Are You My Dad?", and "I Am My Mom" possibly airing in May

bomb.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/episode-guide/EP01616432?desc=on
>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
1080p cam: https://youtu.be/ZIt0n2WVN_o
With better audio: https://dl.sug.rocks/tmp/lion4.mp4
>Issue 2 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
PDF: https://su-g.pw/cqshk
CBZ: https://su-g.pw/gab3t

[NEWS]
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Upcoming art book 'Art and Origins' available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Upcoming graphic novel 'Anti-Gravity' available for pre-order
http://ew.com/books/2017/02/10/steven-universe-anti-gravity/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/

[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
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>>8789180
Jasper is worst gem.
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>>8789185
this
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Gems should take a warm bath
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>>8789185
Truth.
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>>8789224
Lapidirts should kill themselves.
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Let's make this thread a good one.
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Happy Easter /sug/
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So what was that about Neokosmos?
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>>8788235
>>8788263

Okay. Basically, Neo-kosmos is this webcomic Amber and Shelby cat made. It takes place after the human race died off on earth, but somehow there are a handful of human children on an alien station in outer space. The story follows one of those kids. She's the one in the red sofa bearing her soul to Steven in the art I posted earlier. Her name is Tye. The children are physically isolated from each other and can only communicate with a few via alien skype.

Tye can talk to two other kids: Iris, and Z. Iris is a transginger and Z is fat and has vitiligo and is a rip-off of Sollux Captor. Every child has an alien doctor that checks their vitals every so often, but Tye has two for some reason and those two are fucking. The aliens don't have sex, which is the half-explanation for all the children being agender (Except for Iris). The aliens that run the station are called "Compies", and they have computers on their heads. Tye's doctors are called Xaveria and Zehra.

The story begins in literally the same way Homestuck does. Tye is stuck in her little room, fangirling over a movie and talking with her friends over the internet. After the story establishes its world, the alien station is breached by two pirates of another alien race. This breach opens up Tye's room and she escapes to find no-one around. Tye screws around with what she finds before Xaveria shows up and rushes to get her out before the pirates show up. Before they leave, Xaveria dumps exposition to Tye amongst their arguing about how humans are Extinct-in-the-wild and that the station is actually an experimentation facility where they studied human behaviour in those who were subject to varying degrees of isolation.

Because Compies apparently have no ethics laws to prevent something like this.

There's more that happens, like more Nazi experiments and SU-fanfiction tier awful drama but this post is long enough.
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>>8789259
LET LAPIS SHIT ON MY FACE ALREADY
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Holy fuck that's a big post.
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>>8789323
I love a MEATY post. I feel nothing for NEOKOSMOS though.
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>>8789224
I want to take a warm bath with Lapis, and rub her down with exotic and sweet-smelling body soaps.
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>>8789294
0/5 try again.
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>>8789288
You forgot to mention the Jasper, Peridot, Pearl, and Amethyst ripoff characters
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Looking at the Stevenbomb 5 server images to see what we would've gotten if the leaks occurred at the usual time instead of a month ahead. These are for "Steven's Dream":

https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i174/CARE1001031700018163_003_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i174/CARE1001031700018163_004_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i174/CARE1001031700018163_005_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i174/CARE1001031700018163_006_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i174/CARE1001031700018163_007_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i174/CARE1001031700018163_008_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i174/CARE1001031700018163_009_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i174/CARE1001031700018163_010_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i174/CARE1001031700018163_011_1280x720.jpg

The obvious hype bringers of this set would've been the last two, since it would've showed us that Blue Diamond and Blue Pearl were returning. Also, we wouldn't get a good shot of Blue's face until the "That Will Be All" leaks, which would've happened later that night.

On a lesser note, people would've probably have been hype for more ponytail Amethyst. Also that Garnet image would've made good meme material for a few days.
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>>8789374
You want to take a warm bath with shit.
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>>8789288
I just read the whole comic.
It was even worse than I expected.
Just a bunch of ineffective, hollow attempts to invoke feels.
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>>8789504
Not only is Lapis the most attractive, she would make the best GF so I don't understand how I'd be taking a bath with "shit".
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Try to be nice to each other anons
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>>8789550
No, fuck sapphirefags.
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>>8789561
*sapphirefag
It's only one that's obnoxious.
t.
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>>8789465
There is a character limit to these posts.

okay.

>Triss is a ripoff of Jack Noir from HS and Jasper
>Z is ripoff of Sollux from HS and Amethyst
>"The Director", who shows up later is YD with Peridot's shitty hair.
>Tye is a thirsty for Iris and Pearl is thirsty for Rose.
>"Seven", who also show sup later is early Lapis with late Lapis' hair.
>there are others but I can't think of them at the moment. suffer through the comic yourself if you're so curious.

>>8789520
kek. and people think Hamber will be any better than Puke.
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>>8789288

So, basically this webcomic is a proof that Amber must not be able to touch writing in su? Everything in this piece of work is absolutely terrible?
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>>8789484
Skipping AILD to go straight to "Gem Heist", a much more exciting episode featuring the debut of Holly Blue and the Famethyst.

https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i178/CARE1001051700018351_003_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i178/CARE1001051700018351_004_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i178/CARE1001051700018351_005_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i178/CARE1001051700018351_006_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i178/CARE1001051700018351_007_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i178/CARE1001051700018351_008_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i178/CARE1001051700018351_009_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i178/CARE1001051700018351_010_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i178/CARE1001051700018351_011_1280x720.jpg

Not sure about the preview video, but we would've had no idea that Holly Blue existed until the episode aired or leaked. Tons of hype for another Ruby+Sapphire appearance and the debut of generic quartz soldiers.
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>Decided to watch the new season of Samurai Jack
>Assume it will be bad because of the SJ faggot in these threads
>Get some MEGas
>It's fucking great
>The animation
>the story
>the music
>the characters
>even the use of widescreen is brilliantly done
>it's a masterpiece
>mfw the SJ shitposter was right
>mfw SU will never have a revival this good
>mfw Zuke has probably ruined the show to such a degree that it will never be as good a SJ

This is truly the worst timeline
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>>8789607
The guy's a retard because he shitposts something we all already know is true.
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>>8789607
I wish jack would just come and kill all the shitty gems in this show.
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>>8789607
SJ is good but people exaggerate how bad SU is when the real bad thing is that it's going through a weak season. Just wait for it to blow up again when shit starts going down again.
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>>8789607
Samurai Jack's pretty good, yeah.
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>>8789484
>>8789602
Thanks for doing this. I really like the second pearl and amethyst screenshot. I didn't check all of them yet, but what if Lapis or Peridot were seen in one screenshot but not the others? That would cause some confusion.
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>>8789602
Actually, my mistake. Holly is in the TWBA leaks, so we would've seen her, but not in the "Gem Heist" leaks. Her amazing debuted scene would've surprised us, which would've been nice.
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>>8789583
The bug lady is clearly the ripoff of Peridot, she even has a triangle shape on her forehead
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>>8789546
Lapis is physically attractive, but she would make a horrible girlfriend. Have you ever had a girlfriend with crippling depression? It's the worst.

Pearl would be better if only because she would do it for you... and then do it again.
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>>8789596
They also can't code for shit. The Archive has been broken for-fucking-ever. It must kill for those who actually it.
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>>8789696
Pearl would only do it for you if you're fat, big and wore a massive pink wig.
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>>8789711
*actually enjoy it
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>>8789465
I think every character has a ripoff, I remember a Steven and Lapis too.
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>>8789657
Checked just in case, Peridot appears in the second screenshot only, but the other screenshots make it kinda clear that she didn't go. I could imagine some doubters saying "well maybe she's offscreen piloting the ship!!" or "maybe she's not in any of the shots of them shapeshifting because she can't shapeshift!!".

also, kek @ this preview pic
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>>8789607
I think both shows are good and one's just going through a slump right now. No more, no less.
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All gems deserve love, even orange Homeworld fuccbois.
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>>8789681
while I'm at it does anyone have any webm clips from the show that they need
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>>8789744
Meh, glad we avoided this, Perifags getting btfo'd is a living as it is.

I'm glad we avoided needless bickering over what was gonna happen thanks to early leaks.
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>>8789607
Enjoy your shitty ass cuck show SU cuck.
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>>8789790
>Samefagging
Please get a life Jack, your show is great and /co/ has open discussions about it, are you that autistic to not go there?
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>>8789744
>kek @ this preview pic
Somebody on the crewniverse must be a huge Junji Ito fangirl.
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>>8789794
This is incest anon, that is not okay.
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>>8789374
I want to rub oil all over Lapis and then take her in the shower and have rough slippery sex.
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>>8789722
I didn't say she is the best. Only that she is better than Lapis.

And besides. I'm already big and fat. Wigs are no biggie.
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>>8789696
>pearlfag
barf
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What are they looking at, /trash/?
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>>8789823
You wish I was samefagging.
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>>8789602
and last but not least, the leaked shots from "That Will Be All", including the infamous one with Blue crying that was posted when the bomb leaked.

https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i184/CARE1001051700018358_003_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i184/CARE1001051700018358_004_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i184/CARE1001051700018358_005_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i184/CARE1001051700018358_006_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i184/CARE1001051700018358_007_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i184/CARE1001051700018358_008_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i184/CARE1001051700018358_009_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i184/CARE1001051700018358_010_1280x720.jpg
https://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i184/CARE1001051700018358_011_1280x720.jpg

Now this would've been great to see leaked. We would've gotten our first view of Holly, Blue Diamond's face, the return of Yellow Diamond, and tiny shot of the Pearls. Most of y'all probably would've guessed that this episode would've had the YD song.

Also, contrary to what I previously thought, we would've known Holly Blue's name, since Amethyst says it in the preview video.
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>>8789883
a corrupted lapis pounding Peridot's asshole
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>>8789730
I think >>8789583 has it fucked up,

There's an isolated wooby character that has powers akin to Akira that is like Lapis, Triss and Skree are obviously inspired by Jasper and Peridot, and Tye's doctors are a lot like Amethyst and Pearl. Tye is only like Steven in that they are both retarded emotional crybabies
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>>8789883
Hamber's varguba.
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>>8789891
You are.

But then again, i feel as thought you're an oldfag for SJ and are feeling alienated from your show.

What autistic individual would spend their time on the internet in a place they hate rather then having fun somewhere they enjoy?
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>>8789790
and what did you for easter dinner?
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>>8789180
I propose updating the OP template to include the upcoming soundtrack release.
Line to be added under [NEWS]
>SU Soundtrack coming June 2nd.
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/852246965895045121

new template example incoming
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>>8789696
No I haven't but I'm confident I would be able to fix her by being there for her. Plus, given that she has these issues it will make our bond even stronger and she will never want to part with me. I only see win-win here.
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I hope you're all having a great day
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>>8789941
/sug/ - Steven Universe General

[TITLE] Edition

Last Thread: >>[POST]

[NEW RELEASES]
>New episodes "Doug Out", "The Good Lars", "Are You My Dad?", & "I Am My Mom" possibly airing in May bomb.
https://news.sug.rocks/screener-shares-titles-and-synopsis-for-4-new-episodes/
>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
1080p cam: https://youtu.be/ZIt0n2WVN_o
Better audio: https://dl.sug.rocks/tmp/lion4.mp4
>Issue 2 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
PDF: https://su-g.pw/cqshk
CBZ: https://su-g.pw/gab3t

[NEWS]
>SU Soundtrack coming June 2nd.
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/852246965895045121
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Upcoming art book 'Art and Origins' and graphic novel 'Anti-Gravity' available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
http://ew.com/books/2017/02/10/steven-universe-anti-gravity/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/

[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
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>>8789696
Lapis is my perfect happy angle i just need to hide the knives.
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>>8789945
ADOPT
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>>8789956
I am! Thank you! How is yours?
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>>8789966
Angel*
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>>8789956
It's going alright. Turns out nobody's bothered to move in a bunch of stuff into the house, so they've been outside all week in the rain. Thankfully nothing is damaged, just very wet.

I also got back into Fallout New Vegas. I really like the game, but I've absolutely no idea why the mod Fallout Character Overhaul just makes it crash.
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>>8789924
You wish I was samefagging punk.

>>8789927
Glazed ham and lasagna, much better than the dinners you cucks get.
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>>8789484
>>8789602
>>8789897
Should I try seeing what we would've gotten if the leaks started happening earlier? Technically we were always able to get them, but they didn't start until "The Answer". What episode should I try?
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>>8789963
a few lines have been trimmed down. just wondering if we can cut a few other lines at this point like removing the 1080p cam version of lion 4 seeing as we have the better audio version.
anything else?
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>>8789989
*angle
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>>8789995
Shamed you feel threatened by a show made in 2013.
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>>8789946
You can't "fix" someone.
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>>8790007
agnel*
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>>8789897
> that picture
Damn, that scene with the size contrast really reminds me of a certain short sci-fi story I read as a kid. There was like a time traveller in it who somehow ended up in a huge palace that used to be inhabited by giants, and there were also semi-tribal people living nearby who worshipped him because he came out of the palace and the giants were their gods before or something. And his future (or past, I don't remember) version was the antagonist. Anyone knows what the hell I'm talking about by any chance? Would really love to reread that.
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>>8789997
Mirror/Ocean Gem or Jailbreak would be neat to see.
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>>8790007
*acute angle
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>>8790019
*laneg
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>>8790036
*agnus
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>>8790013
I can try.
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>>8790057
It won't work.
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>>8790071
I would make it work. You don't understand how much I'd do for Lapis.
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>>8789946

This anon >>8790013 is right. I thought the same as you. Fixing people is impossible. They fix themselves or they don't. Even trained professionals can't fix people if those people don't put in the effort to change.
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>>8790083
Well you gotta admit Lapis in her current state (Peridot's psuedo-gf/OTP) she is pretty damn fixed.
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>>8789185
Jasper is BEST gem.
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>>8790102
>Lapis in her current state (Peridot's psuedo-gf/OTP) she is pretty damn fixed.

Holy shit, how deluded can you be.
Zuke, get the fuck out of here.
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>>8790102
She's better, but I wouldn't say she's "fixed".
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>>8790102
Zuke? Is that you?
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So I am my mum is the season 4 finale, will Steven finally take his role as Rose's successor and take over as the crystal gem leader? Setting course for homeworld to rescue all the humans taken to the new and improved zoo?
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>>8789946
> I'm confident I would be able to fix her by being there for her
> it will make our bond even stronger
> she will never want to part with me
This is what white knighting enablers actually believe. Don't go for it IRL, anon, it won't work out.
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>>8790102
Kill yourself retard
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>>8789550
I always try to be!
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>>8790102
She's suppressed in the evil cunt side of her.

Zuke's rewriting of Lapis changed how Lapis as a character actually is.
She has the persona of a cute kind teen but the psyche of a broken maiden.

Zuke was just forcing a personalty that she could slap onto with Peridot to make what she believes is a couple, even though she's never been in a real relationship before.

If Zuke never altered Lapis, Rebecca might have actually put her as a character to use by expanding on the fact she enjoyed raping Jasper.
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So how has you Easter been? Got any eggs?
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>>8790114
*milkiest
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>>8790115
>>8790127
Zuke's likes Lapis's depression.
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>>8790159
That's also right.
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>>8790131
Or perhaps he is put in a situation where he has to shatter a gem to save his friends lives? feeling the same pain Rose felt when she shattered PD?
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>>8790157
I want Jasper to fertilize my easter eggs
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So where can you find a girl like Lapis physically?

And where can you find a girl like Lapis mentally?
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>>8790165
>I like the idea of someone with depression not having to get better to make people comfortable.

So she would be the only one who think current Lapis is "fixed"
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You guys, give Zuke too much credit.
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>>8790165
We know, that's why she writes her with tumblr-tier meme depression and makes it her defining character trait. Kill yourself retard
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>>8790157
My mom makes everyone Easter baskets, for the kids and adults. My oldest brother is 45 and still gets baskets.
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>>8790209
rehab.
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>>8790102
>Peridot's psuedo-gf/OTP
Don't make the bait so obvious.
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>>8790216
>My oldest brother is 45

How old is your mom?
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>>8790120
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>>8790209
In the garbage

in jail for raping people and trying to murder children
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>>8790212
You need to start posting on tumblr then, Hilary.
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>>8790209
hit up the jailbait at your local high school
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>>8790234
About 63 years old. She had him at 18 years old.
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>>8790234
56
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>>8790234
13
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>>8790169
DO NOT TAINT THE BEST GEM
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>>8790280
*milkiest
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>>8790216
>tfw stopped getting easter eggs at 12
>tfw still buy myself two Easter eggs every year to pretend somebody else cares about me
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Gas Jasperfags.
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>>8790286
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>>8790234
9
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>>8790288
I'm sorry anon
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>>8790277
>>8790315
M O D S
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Would Holly spy on Clarities and Diamonds if they took a shower?
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>>8790209
strip clubs
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>>8790336
She's my stepmom.
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>>8790280
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>>8790280
She's the best becuse she's the milkiest
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When will this milk thing die out?
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>>8790209
Find any girl at all and trap her in your basement. Paint her blue and deprive her of nutritional food and human contact for months or years.
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>>8790376
idk maybe i should get on this horse
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>>8790353
>>8790376
You can't kill gods.

Even if they're fucking stingy with their milk jugs.
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>>8790376
Do you not got milk?
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>>8790376
It's practically ingrained in /sug/, like the murdercock
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>>8790387
that's a cool pompadour
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>>8790429
all pomps are cool
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>>8790353
Don't you mean "the breast"?
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>>8790415
>>8790423
Memes go bad fast if you if you spam them every thread.
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>>8790444
CARLOS
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>>8790440
damn straight
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>>8790022
Hmm, could be that I'm just a bad HACKER.exe, but I can't find the CAREID for any older episodes. Could be that maybe older episodes either didn't use that system, or get archived after a while. Shame.
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>>8790488
What are you having trouble doing?
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Post T H I C C
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>>8790446
Breastmilk has been an essential part of Steven's daily breakfast since the beginning of this year
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>>8790502
Your forced meme is shit.
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>>8790495
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>>8790495
REJECT THICC


FUCK THICC
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>>8789859
Sometimes we dream about things we've done that we regret
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Why are they so bad at design?
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>>8790495
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>>8790488
I can't find the CAREID of any season 1/2 episodes.
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>>8790544
Okay if my son ever dressed like this I would literally beat his ass until he never did this again.
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>>8790558
Meant for >>8790493
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>>8790558
Anon, this tactic wasn't discovered till late Season 3 and probably for an obvious reason, they weren't using it till either late season 2, or never did it past- 2015.
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>>8789973
My day hasn't been as great, but... I'm working around it. Thanks for asking.
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>>8790562
Instead of treating it like no big deal and then throwing the underwear in the trash when it's washing time?
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>>8790589
What's wrong?
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>>8790580
Well, it was actually found in late season 2 (the first leaks like this were for "The Answer"), but I was kinda assuming that the files had always been accessible, but that no one discovered how to do it until then.

Weirdly enough, i can't find the CAREID's for any of the Stevenbomb 4 episodes, despite them having been leaked.
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>>8790511
*nutritious
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>>8790636
I had a little argument caused by miscommunication with someone very dear to me.
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Jasper is best pony.
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>>8790598
My boy aint growing up to be a slut.
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>>8790495
Pearls should be thicc
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>>8790653
If they were doing it for season 1 and we never knew about it, it's probably been deleted to save space.
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Has anyone been keeping track of how far in advance each episode have been leaked? Extrapolating the data, when should we expect Doug Out?
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>>8790692
Jasper is a retard.
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>>8789921
I laugh my ass off imagining how these children would act in our society.
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>>8790697
>not turning your boy into a slut
What are you even doing with your life?
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>>8790722
Has ANY other site besides zap2it said anything about new episodes.
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>>8790704
Giving Pearl and Lapis tits should be a crime punishable by death.
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>>8790749
Wikipedia
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>>8790149
>>8790142
>>8790115
I'm sorry but isn't the entire fucking point of this show about how people are balanced out when they find the right counterpart and start a ship? Being with someone who accepts Lapis for who she is stabilizes her, that is the purpose of Peridot. That is who I would attempt to emulate to have a shot with Lapis if she was my gf, and I'm almost certain I would succeed.
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So down the lane is a store. In the store an average of 10 people arrive per 30 minutes. In one hour, 15 people leave. If there are 35 people in the store from the start, how many people are in the store at a time?
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>>8790759
*should be rewarded for improving their characters
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>>8789259
Why is no one following this guideline? Please think.
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>>8790769
>Sources are zap2it
>As if i wasn't expecting this going in

Any OTHER sites that aren't sourcing zap2it solely?
A site can have info but if it's not unique then it's basically the same thing.
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>>8790832
Because this is 4chan.
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>>8790804
FUCK YOU THIS IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT THIS IS SACRILEGE
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>>8790804
*Stoned in the streets
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>>8790783
The whole point of the show is "b ur self", even if that means staying alone, as Sugar promised for next seasons.

>That is who I would attempt to emulate to have a shot with Lapis if she was my gf
Of course you would, Zuke. That's why you wrote those characters like that

>that is the purpose of Peridot
Now I'm starting to get mad.
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>>8790783
>I'm sorry but isn't the entire fucking point of this show about how people are balanced out when they find the right counterpart and start a ship?
Garnet is the only example of this and she is canonically not perfect, especially when she's reminded of what other gems have done with fusion.
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>>8790804
This
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>>8790783
> a person with mental issues doesn't need to change or work them out, they just need an enabler in shining armor to keep telling them the whole world wronged them!
Zuke, get the fuck outta here.
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>>8790783
There is absolutely no chemistry between those two, Lapis is shown to be uncaring or uninterested in Peridot and whatever she does, even the shit Zuke writes that she considers "ship material" is so poorly done that you don't even feel like they're a real couple, SHE WORKS ON THE SAME SHOW WITH PIC RELATED BEING FORCED TO FUCK HER RED GIRLFRIEND EVERY 5 SECONDS.

Peridot doesn't even accept Lapis, she was forced to tolerate her or be exiled from the Barn.

Vice versa for Lapis.

They still have the issue of i interrogated you and i don't believe that was ever resolved, just shoved under the rug.

Doesn't matter though, Zuke made it as if there was off-screen development so that she could force them into a relationship in her head but just make it look like fanfiction failure whenever it's executed.
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Why do you always bite it?
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>>8790783
So you'd emulate an entirely different person from yourself, basing what you plan to be a long term relationship, on nothing but lies.

WOW, way to go! You sure are the relationship master!
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>>8790867
>>8790874
If Pearl or Lapis had tits, they would be excused for every bad thing they've done, and that's a fact.
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>>8790783
Kill yourself Zuke
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>>8790899
You should be set on fire.
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>>8790912
Because it turns me on. And I know you like it you dirty masochist. Now put the gag back in your mouth you dirty slut.
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>>8790912
There's a small chance that it could be actually Zuke desu
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>>8790923
What's wrong?
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>>8790114
THHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>8790783
You know what covers the concept of opposite attracts and is actually a good ship?
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>>8790912
>Bait
>Or genuine retardation
If a post makes you question this you can only really reply to it to find out.

Or ignore it, i mean i'm only replying cause i'm interested.
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>>8790949
You're a dumbass.
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>>8789794
Hot.

Where are the ROVEN lewds?


Mother and son.
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>>8789963
DELETE THIS, there are no spoiler tags here!

>make sure to use spoiler tags)
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>>8790953
Just having a moment of weakness, is all.
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>>8790962
>opposite attracts
>A good ship

Also,
>That shit
>A good ship
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>>8790972
You deserve to be visited by vlad the impaler. You and your whole family.
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>>8790972
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Steven_Quartz_Universe%20rose_quartz/1

There's like two or three
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>>8790964
If you can't tell at this point, I don't what to say to you.
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>>8790972
There's actually more of this.
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>>8790783
I'm saving this for the hilarity of it.
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>>8791000
There are zukefags that retarded senpai.
It's very questionable.
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>>8790995
If by shit ship you mean "the most developed relationship, one that could turn into romance and be believable and not feel forced" then I agree.
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>>8791012
Alright I'm leaving the thread. I'm not gonna watch Greg fuck his son.
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Please do not bully the zukefags. Their leader will be abandoning them soon. Take care of them.
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>>8791012
Be ripped in two by a bug exterminator truck you fucking roach.
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>>8790990
Sorry to hear it! Please get cheer up soon.
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>>8791039
The season finale is "I am my mom", so it's all right now.
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>>8791033
IRL equivalent would be teenage tearaway and straightlaced middle aged family friend getting together just because they both like girls. It's creepy, it wouldn't work out and it's not what they would want.
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>>8791066
I'll be okay. Thanks anon.
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>>8791039
>>8791065
We need more Greven. That settles it.

>>8791082
Doing gods work.
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>>8790783
I am drunk and what is this?
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>>8791082
get in a bath, take a toaster with you, put your hand in the toaster, wait until your hand is cooked, eat it, then stick your stump up your ass, and then put the toaster in the bath and kill yourself you waste of skin.
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>>8791102
Don't mention it, buddy.
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>>8791103
Settle yourself into a 1000 degree knife up your ass on youtube.
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>>8791164
stop it i cant breathe oh ym god hahah
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Pearl and Steven's fusion will be survivor guilt incarnate.
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HAPPY EASTER /SUG/!!!!!!! I hope you are having a wonderful day full of eggs and fun!!!
If you do not celebrate easter, then you should buy yourself lots of yummy easter candy instead! It's probably on discount today!
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>>8791095
It's simple to boil it all down to a stereotype, but what matters is the substance the ship carries. What they've both been through and how they act towards each other now, it still feels as a natural course of events that leads to the two of them falling in love.
I know it won't happen, but it's at least way more realistic than putting Lapis and Peridot together and saying "here, these two are opposites, now they kiss"
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>>8790990
>>8790923
Want to talk about something anon?
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>>8791214
Why are you sad anon?
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>>8791199
Can't argue with that
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>>8790909
Lapidot is probably the best written ship in this show. It trumps the fucking shit out of the so-called "canon" ships such as Connie x Steven and Sapphire x Ruby. Do you know why? Because Lapis and Peridot is a ship that developed organically, and it just has that "natural" feeling where it isn't fucking forced like Connie x Steven WHERE SUGAR LITERALLY TRAPPED THEM IN A FUCKING BUBBLE, YEAH THAT SHIP IS TOTALLY SUPERIOR AND WELL-WRITTEN COMPARED TO LAPIDOT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT? Give me a fucking break. And Ruby x Sapphire? This is probable one of the most boring fucking ships in the entire show, meanwhile Lapidot is and always has been fresh and fun. it was not fucking forced no matter how many times you fucking spout that bullshit lie. Just look at the sheer fucking volume of fanart of this ship, it's astounding and a testament that this is one of the better ships. Another reason it's excellent is that it yields itself well to Slice of life episodes, something that you praise EVER SO DEARLY of that fucking hack Sugar. Well guess what bitch Lapidot is the ultimate fucking slice of lice ship. You could do a million fucking episodes of them doing cute shit in the barn and it would still be funny and goddamn adorable. They made a fucking. Art. exhibit. If you weren't laughing your ass off at how cute and sincere this was then I'm sorry but my ship is not for you. STop watching the fucking show if you can't appreciate a simple SoL ship bitch.
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>>8791214
Cheer up, Anon, almost nobody deserves to be sad.
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>>8791103
The other stuff is bara shit, so Im stopping right now.
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>>8791193
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>>8791226
>biting
Do anxious people really do this?
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>>8791252
You're right, i am laughing my ass off, at how retarded you are.

Good on (You) and have a good day.
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>>8791226
I'm already talking to the person I had a little argument with. It's... going better.
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>>8791269
ive done it a few times
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>>8791252
Stop yelling Zuke
Peridot and Lapis are far more interesting being autistic housemates that are friends with Steven than scissoring and fusing all day.
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>>8791269
I do when I cum. When I was a teen.
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>>8791255
Bake a pie, find a clown, throw the pie in the clowns face, laugh, rape the clown, kill the clown, call the police, get in a high speed chase with them, reach a bridge, and drive off of it you fucking asshole.
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*reacts to u*
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>>8791252
>isn't fucking forced like Connie x Steven WHERE SUGAR LITERALLY TRAPPED THEM IN A FUCKING BUBBLE
>And Ruby x Sapphire? This is probable one of the most boring fucking ships in the entire show
I know she's baiting, and everything else is laughable. But she has a point there.
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>>8791255
What kinda Grevenfag are you? Post the bara shit
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>>8791303
don't touch me
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>>8791269
I don't know about anxious, but I bite my left index finger when I get angry. Always the same spot too.
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>>8789995
very nice! Sorry, been busy with the family.
We had asparagus.
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>>8791306
>In my opinion Connie and Steven is forced
>In my opinion Ruby and Sapphire are boring

Yeah, but fuck her opinion.
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>>8791252
>this entire post
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>>8791252
ZUKE IS THAT YOU?
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I dont know if i can take seriously a debate about ships if at the same time people post gregXsteven fanart
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post gem milk
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>>8791287
Alright I hope it turns out alright
good luck
>>8791269
I don't usually do it but I have before. Nothing to the extent of the picture though.
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>>8791326
Yeah, asparagus runs in my family too
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>>8791252
Even if Lauren can't put on a trip, we know it's her.
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>>8791252
Get some help Zuke,please
>>
Don't reply to Howkis. He's a notorious pedo.
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>>8791232
I'm fine, just a little upset cause some plans got canceled.
>>8791269
Yes.
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>>8791269
some harder then others
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You all do realize that lapidot defender is baiting,right?
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>>8791350
If she would ever show up.
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>>8791379
>>8791351
>>8791269
>>8791321
Who here bites the interior of their cheeks? I do.
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>>8791357
hah!
seriously though it was great, hollandaise sauce and everything.
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>>8791392
But I thought people took shipping dead seriously?
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>>8791252
>people fell for this.
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>>8791351
Thanks anon. Things are starting to look up now.
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>>8791392
WHAT REALLY? OMG WOW
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>>8791379
I'm sorry that happened! Is there anything I could post that would make you feel better?
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>>8791448
you could kill yourself
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>>8791392
Name me 1 canon ship in this show that is better than Lapidot.
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>>8791392
Too bad Lapidotfag. That is your mindset.
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Oh it warms my heart to see such positivity.
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>>8791252
You're fucked in the head Zuke, seek psychiatric help.
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>>8791456
wow bro savage and totally original bro you should totally consider stand up comedy, except oh wait you haven't gone outside since you were 4 so you probably wouldn't even know what another human being looked like if it was trying to fucking rob you
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>>8791463
Even Pearl x MG is better than Lapidirtshit.
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>>8791463
Greg and Rose
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>>8791456
:-( it's not nice to say things like that!
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>>8791481
bazinga
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>>8791252
Both Lapidot and Connverse are forced, we need Jesus to save the show. You can have Perionnie on the side or something.
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>>8791511
zimbabwe
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>>8791252
Kill yourself Zuke
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>>8791463
>implying lapidot is canon
Kill yourself
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>>8791528
BOTSWANA
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>>8791540
Its like you don't even watch the show
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>>8791511
BAZOONGA
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>>8791392
I can't believe I forgot to color part of Peridot's skirt.
>>
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>>8791550
FLORIDA
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Would you tip her? How much?
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>>8791619
It is expected in my country. Since she's a waitress, 10% or 2 Euros, depending which value is greater.
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>>8791399
I do when I sleep, it's very annoying and hurts.
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>>8791619
What kind of person doesn't tip? Ten dollars.
>>8791658
>two dollar tip

Fuck you.
>>
>>8791357
Don't lie, noting runs in your family fatty.
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>>8791713
One of my friends,every time we go out to eat he complains about tipping and tries to get me to not tip.
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>>8791463
Literally all of them
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>>8791708
I once woke up with a bloodied tongue and my body sore all over.
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>>8791501
I second this.
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This is a thing
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>>8791743
No offense, but your friend is an asshole.
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>>8791760
And it means nothing.
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>>8791755
Are you sure you didn't have a seizure while sleeping? You might want to get that checked out
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>>8791743
Kakyoin, is that you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUi0L28WJyc
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>>8791760
>Saturday and Sunday
yeah, no
>>
>>8791771
Non taken he is an ass
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Haha, look at this funny Reddit post, XD.
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>>8791713
euro =/= dollar
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>"I Am My Mom"
>"Steven struggles to fix his mistakes."

What are some of Steven's mistakes?
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>>8791777
I've had seizures before and it was likely one since I had been awake for 30 hours straight before I went to sleep.

the scariest part is that my mom told she remembers finding me with my eyes wide open and rolled back.
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>>8791803
Being born
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I can't wait for the creator of zim to force Rebecca to shattered Peridot through threats of filing a lawsuit against her if she doesn't.
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>>8791755
Never that bad, but my cheeks have bled a little.
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>>8791713
It's normal here. In fact, 10% is above average, but I'm bat at math. Remember that things are a lot less privatized here than in the states. Everything included we pay half our income in taxes. Which means that a lot is subsidized for most people
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>>8791619
Yes, 180 degrees
>>
>>8791803
Not bubbling the Rubies, resulting in them bringing an entire armada back to earth??
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>>8791801
go back
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>>8791808
Please tell me you're taking epilepsy medication. Those can be life-threatening
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>>8791801
is that your post?
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>>8791801
I want a /r/ Steven universe browser little sister. they're cute
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>>8791821
And people wonder why Europe is failing...
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>>8791802
2.12 isn't better.
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>>8791760
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>>8791860
JOJO!
IT ME DIO XD
NEXT YOU WILL SAY XD
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>>8791316
*leg*
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>>8791802
long time average is about 1:1. It's just that the same money means different things.
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>>8791811
He's an upgrade from Rose
>>8791828
>killing and bubbling
The show wouldn't punish him for taking the humanitarian route
>>
>>8791801
And I thought we were fucksticks
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>>8791874
how goes the day wife?
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>>8791803
Killing Bismuth.
Letting Jasper die.
Damning the Rubies to an eternity in space.
But those mistakes will almost definitely not be acknowledged in the episode. Steven will probably just find out that Rose wronged some of the townies, and he'll want to make up for it.
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>>8791803
Probably the mistakes his mother made, and thus in his mind those are also his mistakes. Imagine he meets YD and BD and resolves the whole "PD is dead" and "human abduction" issues in one episode with a little Talk no Jutsu.
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>>8791875
i don't consent
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>>8791834
Doctors haven't ever detected anything wrong with my brain. No signs of epilepsy at all. On a positive note, I've only had 5 seizures in total, 4 of those happened 8 years ago and the last one a month ago, which I suspect was caused by lack of sleep.
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>>8791199
You too becky/sugarposter
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>>8791850
we aren't. Well, not because of that, that at the very least. Germany is a social state, and paying so much taxes means you have to pay for a lot less stuff. In fact, things that are subsidized by the state don't care as much about profit.
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>>8791874
faker
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>>8791252
JUKED
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>>8791828
oh shit that's possibility I want. Navy being a little snitch is totally happening.
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>>8791199
happy easter, duke. take care!
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>>8791917
>Not killing Bismuth
>Giving Jasper the choice between an experimental cure and being in a coma with Space AIDS
>
Actually he was pretty shitty to the Rubies
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>>8791917
How was killing Bismuth a mistake? His life was on the line, permadeath versus poofing
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>>8791931
If you have another one, promise me you'll go to a doctor ok?
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>>8791423
It's nice to see someone else posting that photo.
>>8791399
Indeed
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>>8791986
To Jasper, Steven was Rose who was essentially worse than Hitler
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>>8791803
Nothing, Steven has never done anything wrong.
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>>8791988
Steven still feels bad about it.
He probably wishes he could've talked Bismuth out of it.
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>tfw fans on my 980 ti are sputtering and starting to fail
>tfw have to RMA it for the second time and have to go multiple weeks without vidya
I Just want to play mass effect, man.
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Friendly reminder that Steven Universe and The Simpsons are in the same universe.
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>>8791619
>tipping

No. Only entitled Yank immigrants who work at tourist hotspots where people don´t know better think they should get tips. Tipping culture is a cancer which i will never support.
>>
what if instead of Steven his name was nuggets
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>>8792057
I'd kill myself.
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>>8791991
I will see a doctor about it either way.
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>>8792052
get a load of this guy
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>>8792044
Lel, Maxwell is and was for idiots. Should have went the Ayymd route.
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Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow.
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>>8791924
*huffs*
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>>8792044
A lot of the stuff in my computer is 3+ years old now and I'm afraid it's going to start failing soon. Especially the hard drive, I've had it since I got the computer and I've noticed it has slowed down a lot recently. At least I have my SSD as backup if it fails.
>>
I like to start arguments here, and when someone challenges my bullshit, I samefag as another Anon, and support the guy.
>>
What's everyone expecting from the new episodes?

(Not including Lion 4 since that's already aired)

> Doug Out

> The Good Lars

> Are You My Dad?

> I Am My Mom
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>>8792079
You can't cure Australian
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>>8792079
Fuck off. Tipping ha never been the norm in Iceland and it never will be unless we let entitled Yank fucks take over the service sectors.
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>>8792048
Which would mean that it would also crossover with so many cartoons that it would be silly
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>>8792123
Well, "aired" in massive quotation marks
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>>8792123
I expect them to not be very good or interesting
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>>8792115
You're cute
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>>8792129
that's nice, for iceland.
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>>8792123
In Rocknaldo, Ronaldo says that rock people change their form to trick humans.
>Are you my dad?
Maybe there's some HW gems that are doing a Fallout 4 style of human replacement.
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>>8792129
Well, what do you know, I guessed wrong
>>8792127
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>>8792129
Edgy.
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>>8792108
what are you doing
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>>8792132
Technically, as long as Rick and Morty exists, every cartoon is in the same multiverse as every cartoon.
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>>8792123
Only the last 2 episode titles sound remotely interesting.
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>>8792182
Paying people an adequate wage and paying what goods and services are actually worth instead of performing mental acrobatics isn't edgy
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>>8792123
>Doug Out
Doug is forced to shoot someone while doing a police investigation.
Steven relates this to Rose shattering Pink Diamond and realizes that it might not have been much of a choice.
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>>8792183
kidnapped
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>>8792115
Dumb Lapshitfag
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>>8792123
>some screentime for Connie's dad, but other than that, disappointment
>my expectations are so low that it feels like I can't be disappointed, but the crew is bound to find a way
>part 1 of a finale that gets me super hyped
>part 2 of a finale that reminds me what show I'm watching
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>>8792129
>entitled Yank fucks
*greedy yank fucks
Over here in burgerland waiters get paid below minimum wage (which is already below livable wage in most of the country) because business owners are selfish pieces of shit. They have to rely solely on tips to survive.
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>>8792123
>The Good Lars
As HW gems are disgusing as humans, they don't quite get Lars's character very well, and the replacement is too nice. The cool kids think nothing of it, but Steven is wondering what the hell is going on.
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>>8792188
True. That couch gag with Rick and Morty was entertaining btw.
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>>8792224
kidnapped who?
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>>8792188
Even before. Look up the Tommy Westphall universe theory
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>>8792258
centi 4 ever
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>>8792044
If it's Andromeda, don't bother.
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>>8792238
> waiters get paid below minimum wage
Why the fuck even have a minimum wage law then if you´re just going to let employers break it
And if waiters in Burgerstan need tips to survive how come they´re still such awful people most of the time? Half of them get angry when i try to order in Icelandic because they can´t be bothered to learn the fucking language
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>>8792244
>>8792166

Duplicates? That's...interesting. I never even considered that.
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>>8792123
Connie Episode
Filler Shit
Part 1 of something decent
Part 2 of something decent
If it stays legit.
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>>8792123
All shit.
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>>8792272
>Centipeetle as Kirk
Centipeetle confirmed for slut
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>>8792226
Fucking jascuck
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>>8792297
>>8792166
>>8792244
You people never expected a "there's a spy among us" episode to use shapeshifting?
I mean jesus Amethyst could easily make that episode happen if she turned evil but now it can probably happen.
>>
I
HAVE
TO
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>8792293
>Expecting a waiter to learn your language when you order in their restaurant
Legitimately retarded.
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>>8792272
>>8792317
Stolen
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>>8792287
But I want to bang the tall qt birdfu
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>>8792343
you said it, chum
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>>8792353
That's a noble goal.
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>>8792344
is legge
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>>8792293
>Why the fuck even have a minimum wage law then if you´re just going to let employers break it
It's one of the few types of businesses that are allowed to break the minimum wage law because they assume tipping is totally a reliable income source.
>And if waiters in Burgerstan need tips to survive how come they´re still such awful people most of the time?
It depends on where you go in the country, some places like the midwest are full of bigoted shit heads to anyone that isn't a redneck.
Try visiting states like NY, Oregon, California or Washington. I think those are the more liberal ones.
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>>8792166
That explains mystery girl
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>>8790988
all of those "spoilers" are already in this threads OP, and the one before it.
>>
I HCAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>8792123
> Doug Out
Connie says he's a security guard, but then it's revealed he's a vampire who hunts other monsters
> The Good Lars
Lars spergs the fuck out as usual and fucking dies. We'll get to that scene with Steven crying over him.
> Are You My Dad?
Some crazy revelation about Greg.
> I Am My Mom
Some crazy revelation about Rose.
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>>8792381
I mean delete those exact words,

They are a waste of space. There are no spoilers or spoiler tags on trash.
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>>8792385
>Lars spergs the fuck out as usual and fucking dies.
YAAAAAAS
>>
>>8792385
>Good Lars actually is a clone
>it glitches out and seemingly dies
>Steven cries until he finds out it's a fake
>lead-in to the finale
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>Complaints about minimum wage.
Lets be honest, you should only get a livable wage, if you put one back in.

Your work, for whatever your boss and you agreed too, you deserve only that much, no more.

If you want more money, pull your bootstraps and find a better job.
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>>8792331
Well yeah there was always a possibility, but it's shown that shapeshifting doesn't change your natural gem "skin" colour. It'd be kind of obvious if they were swapping people out.
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>>8792426
>facebook
disregarded
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>>8792123
>Are you my dad?
>yes
>Well, I am my mom
>I see...
>You know what moms and dads do together?
steven and greg buttfuck, the end.
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>>8792426
get a load of this guy
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>>8792368
I just need to know if Turians have cloacae or not.
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>>8792430
I was going to explain in a detailed manner that if a Amethyst was colored specifically enough to match that of a human they could blend in.

Then i realized Sadie fell for Amethyst being shapeshifted as Lars.
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>>8792434
>Sugar always had a dream of his brother being fucked by their dad
>>
>>8792430
Rose Quartz gems have very similar skin color to humans.
And who knows what the kindergartens are like on HW. They can probably choose whatever color they want.
>>
Did this thread just die?
>>
Season 1 dealt with corruption

Season 2 dealt with corruption (remember that means season 2 and 3)

Season 3 has yet to (remember that means season 4 and 5)

What are some of "Steven's mistakes" that he's regretted in Mindful Education? Are any of them corrupted? Is there a newly loose Ruby whose mission is to retrieve this gem? How many gems called Steven "Rose"?
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>>8792655
Thanks for ruining it.
>>
>>8792655
>>8792657
THANK YOU
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>>8792657
Are you retarded? Maybe you should kill yourself?
>>
>>8792680
Pussy.
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>>8792391
ok fair enough, that's definatly worth doing.
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we shouldn't talk about the intricacies of the nature of a social state and the differences between the continental and the english way of politics.
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>>8792657
go back to...
shit, just fucking die. This retard cant fucking count.
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I will breathe life.

You try to run me through
Hold on
Think again
Don't you know
What you're starting
But... you sure ain't got a clue
How bad
This will go
Don't you know
Know my art
(Art of war)
And as you look to the horizon
Not a cloud
But then stormy weather's caught you cold
Seems like it crept up out of nowhere
All around
You it's not quite what you foretold
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
You think you got your game
Planned out
To a T
Yet I'm two
Steps ahead yeah
So... you step into my way
Stand down
It's a trap
One more step
And you're dead
(Yeah you're dead)
Why just a picosecond ago
Clear blue skies
But now lightning's struck your last resolve
It's not an accident that no one
Hears your cries
As your last strength seems to dissolve
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net you didn't catch it in time
Better think
About your game
Are you sure
Your next move's the right one for you?
Are you sure
You won't get outmaneuvered again
And again my friend?
You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise
I'm coming
For you
My game's always so fast, so fine
You're spun in
By the net you didn't catch it in time
>>
>>8792693
in english please
>>
>>8792698
>newfag doesn't know about the arbitrary season renumbering and how production at the time grouped seasons
>>
>>8792693
Pewey WHEN
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>>8792693
UH COME AGAIN EINSTEIN?
>>
>>8792693
>Tipping culture and the welfare state
>Not having major variations within both the anglo world and continental Europe
Australians are notoriously anti-tipping to the point that we need reminding when we're overseas.
>>
this show needs to go back
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>>8792810
to hell
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>>8792810
oh FUCK I forgot my thing
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>>8792810
>>8792834
BACK TO THE PAST
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>>8792834
you've failed.
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>>8792715
>>8792745
How about...
it makes little sense to compare details like tipping, money and taxes when the countries work in fundamentally different ways.
Money, even if it has technically the same worth, does not MEAN the same thing. Like.. comparing a clockwork orange with an electric apple.
>>8792741
pls never
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>>8792834
i love you homieposter
>>
>>8792846
Back to >>>/cock/
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>>8792857
too long im not reading that
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>>8792834
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>>8792741
Pearl's probably been there before with one of his ancestors, it didn't work out.
I imagine a long line of Deweys holding a torch for the Hot One ever since the first encounter on the boat.
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>>8792784
Of course, there are a lot of gradients and details to the point of rendering two countries on the same "side" nigh incomparable.
But even on the broadest dumbed down generalization everything falls apart. Which is my only point
>>
Cancer gem fags should kill themselves.
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>>8792899
Let's
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>>8792899
THAT'S SO
MEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8792869
okay, tl;dr: don't compare things that can't be.
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>>8792899
there are no cancer gems
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>>8792921
in english please
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>4 page essay due in 6 hours
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>8792933
my waifu is cancer
>>
>>8792892
>there is a pearl shrine somewhere in Dewey's house that's been there since the boat
>it catalogs every single outfit change Pearl has had
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>>8792915
god if someone looked at me like that.
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>>8792962
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>>8792947
..a cluster gem?

>>8792940
now you're just messing with me
>>
>>8792983
Say what you want but BM is a god at bedroom eyes.
>>
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>>8792995
>>
uh do you mind i'm trying to braap
>>
>>8792946
Please leave. We'll always be here.
>>
>>8792946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR99ubyBCGE
here's some music to get you pumped to write
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>>8793030
no brapping
begone
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If only
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>>8792983
...damn
I have a nice double bed to spare, you know?
>>
>>8793066
For Holly fat ass, you're gonna need a triple
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First Diamonds and now Quartz, what is that warden drinking.
>>
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Coloring requests? NO JPG

>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv
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>>8793111
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>>8793094
I don't mind it snuggly.
>>
>>8793122
if I do this im gonna half ass it so you know
>>
>>8793111
Do this'n please?
>>8790867
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>>8793148
I need it in my life
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>>8793027
>>8792983
send help
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>>8793111
This?
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>>8793111
plz
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>>8793160
Stop sexaling meep meep REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>8793060
I'm going to remind you again, that this would lead to Rose having to choose favourites.
>>
>>8793244
Wrong, Rose loves all.
>>
>>8793275
She also loves donuts.
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>>8793111
This one. With a white shit, of course.
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>>8792846
> It's been 50 years, and yet...I do not age
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>>8793275
That isn't true, and you fucking know it. Polymory never works because she would always show more love to one being over the other. Not to mention it cheapens the relationship of Greg and Rose.

I told you this about two months ago as well
>>
>>8793313
HAH
>>
what if lapis SCREAMED
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>>8793111
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>>8793327
Polyamory can work and it is beautiful.
>>
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Poly is cute
>>
>>8793343
aaaaa
>>
I fucking hate /sug/ something about this place disgusts me, the cuckolding fetishism, the polymory, the disgusting twisted ideas of the people here.

You're all degenerates, and I don't mean that in the /pol/tard way, I mean that as in you have sicking ideals, morals and standards. This seems to be a general consensus for fans of this show.
>>
>>8793343
I would immediately drop what I was doing and rush to her aid. If somebody was bullying her I would defend her. If there was a bug that was scaring her I would remove it from the house. If she was just having intense anxiety I would hold her until she stopped feeling this way.
>>
>>8793363
not with them
>>
>>8793313
I'm trying to work out the mechanism. What's keeping Steven stunted? It's not just his self-identification as an 8 year old otherwise stretching himself out wouldn't be so exhausting.
>>
>>8793327
>>8793380
Stupid cuck.
>>
>>8793380
ok
>>
>>8793094
holly isn't obese reeee
>>
>>8793363
*Family is cute
>>
>>8793399
Because he's allowed to "just be urself stewball!" instead of telling him to man the fuck up, stop wearing gay pink girly shit, get serious about training, and STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE EMOTIONAL PACIFIST CUNTBOY.

If Greg had what it took to actually be a fucking dad Steven would look his age in no time. But instead he's just this stupid fucking cuddly little 8 year old because everyone treats him like one (awww look how cute steven is, he's so defenseless, everyone protect steven!).
>>
>>8793386
that sounds right.
>>
>>8793386
what she transformed into seven mouths and each of them screamed in a different octave
>>
>>8793436
Sucrose confirmed for Red-Pill-by-Stealth
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>>8793388
Honestly a love triangle between them would be interesting. Pearl is interested in Steven partly because of his familiarity with Rose but mostly because of his personality and a little looks, Amethyst wants to be with Steven because she makes her feel good, and Steven loves both of them so much but he's not sure about his feelings over them.
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>>8793380
all gems should be obese or else
>>
>>8793464
Holly only subs for higher ups.
>>
>>8792343
>Move to Iceland
>Work in an Icelandic restaurant
>Not learning icelandic
Legitimately retarded
>>
>>8793436
Your dad beat you didn't he? Kek mine wasn't there at all so I guess we're both fuck ups.
>>
>>8793455
I would suspect that she is being afflicted by some form of corruption. I would deploy a jar of steven saliva (that I would always carry with me due to healing ability) and throw it right on her gem to heal her, and once she returned to normal I would hold her and tell her it would be alright and she was safe.
>>
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>>8793487
>>
>>8793464
Oh that Cheeky and her thing for sodomy
>>
>>8793386
What if there was a tick on her dick and you needed to suck it off to remove it?
>>
>>8793510
THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY WAY TO REMOVE TICKS
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>>8793363
I'm guessing that artist has never actually seen what Pearl looks like, and just drew her based on secondhand account.
>>
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>>8793474
This would be a problem with the intimate stuff. Until then, I'm sure they can share.
>>
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>>8791713
waiterfag get out

tipping is a fucking scam. don't expect me to pay you, that's your fucking boss's job.
>>
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>>8790691
>>
>>8793529
That sure is a very... approximate elephant.
>>
>>8793509
understandable
>>
>>8793505
>Your dad beat you didn't he? Kek mine wasn't there at all.
Just reading this made me choke up a little.
>>
>>8793510
First off I would be very cautious because if there is some sort of tick that is attached to a GEM'S dick then do I want to have this thing sucked into my fleshy human mouth?

Then I guess I would get close to her weird whale dick and inspect it to see if she was actually serious about the tick or just wanted to get me in position to ram her whale rod into me. I would only apply enough sucking necessary to remove the tick (I would not go any further beyond this), and once it's off I would ask her to shapeshift her penis away because I was straight and would prefer her not to have a penis if she's going to be my gf.
>>
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>>8793122
here ya go...

>>8793152
I'll try, but the line art is a bit too thin ill tell you if I'm able to color it well.

>>8793201
I tried to color this yesterday but garnet doesnt come out very well given she's drawn too sketchy. I was only able to color greg.

>>8793303
white shit huh (I know you mean shirt)
>>
>>8793529
That Pearl looks like Zuke/Pearl Points Pearl
>>
>>8793562
why exactly
>>
>>8793572
How can you call her your gf if you won't let her be herself.
>>
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>>8793559
Nature drawings by people who've never actually seen the animal they're drawing always make me crack up.
>>
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>>8793510
Fuck off with this meme
>>
>>8792474
nah, she knew that was Amethyst. She just didn't do anything about it because it was really weird.
>>
>>8793604
disgusting, vile, delet this, get this off my fucking general
>>
>>8793574
>white shit huh (I know you mean shirt)
lel, yeah.
Leave the bow tie like that and give that diamond pin some pink color
>>
>>8793597
The true Lapis does not have a whale penis.
>>
>>8793599
I know what you mean. I wish he could actually do that jurassic park thing. We'd have a good laugh looking at dinosaur illustrations
>>
>>8793590
Because no one deserves to loose their dad, and that Anon just shrugged sit off like it was normal, like not having a father is completely normal.
>>
>>8793574
Thank you drawfriend (you missed the other half of her tail but it's still perfect in my eyes)
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Hollyanon, if Holly bent over in front of you, would you have enough respect for your waifu to not ogle her big blue buns?
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>>8793664
She wants her buns to be ogled, wearing pants like those.
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>>8793634
Stop lying.
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>>8793646
I'm glad I did not have anything to do with mine either, but I know what you mean. You greatly value such things, do you?
>>
>>8793664
I want Holly to sit on me to keep me in check.
>>
>>8793687
Fucking hell, most people do it's your dad. Doesn't that mean anything to you? He is responsible for your creation.
>>
>>8793664
What if Holly Blue did a big Holly BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>8793768
It's more complicated. I have no grudge against him, but he kinda lost his marbles and became unstable and self destructive. When he began to become a legitimate threat my mom cut ties and he left never to be seen again.
>>
Someone explain to me why it's wrong to shatter your enemy?

Fuck pacifism.
>>
>>8793768
My dad molested me and I never asked to be made.
>>
THIS THREAD IS GONIG DOWN
NEW THEAD
>>8793844
>>8793844
>>8793844
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>>8793768
*partly responsible
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>>8793828
One, simple, word.

Morality.
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>>8793828
Ver short answer is: because it is unreasonable to assume that an enemy is strictly in the wrong, just as it is unreasonable to assume you are strictly in the right.
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>>8793683
>>
>>8793827
>blooplefag has daddy issues

hah
>>
>>8793861
WHAT ABOUT LAPIS?
>>
I love this gem!
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>>8793313
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>>8793604
Thank you. I only had the cropped version.
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