ITT: Pokemon are real.
It's Easter, have you been spending time with your family and significant others?
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>>8788870
with my hand stuck in a fucking kids pocket
halp
>>8788845
Eeeeh, there goes our secret.
>>8788870
I am right now, heh.
>>8788870
Yes!
>>8788795
I once dropped a bunch of bricks on my boss.
>>8788870
jiji/sb otp
>>8788917
(I fucking misread it as "how have" god fucking damnit, maybe I should just go back to bed)
>>8788870
Dia is kinda like family, so I guess so?
>>8788870
it's going good
>>8788953
well, he did say that he was not going to say to anyone
i hope he was saying the truth
>>8788870
(Uh. Does being in this thread count?)
>>8788953
>Yet yet even more screaming from the air vent
>For fuck sake someone get a screwdriver already
YES HELLO. NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SECRETS. JUST SOCIAL STUDIES
>>8788447
NEW EXIBIT. FOR MY TOTALLY REAL AND AMAZING MUSEUM. FOCUS ON SOCIOLOGY, SPECIFICALLY ON CROSS-SPECIES RELATIONSHIPS. IT'S NOT A CAVE FULL OF STOLEN ITEMS.
>>8788870
Yes.
I do miss talking to my friends, but at least we are still connected online.
>>8788870
No. At least not with my physical body. I visit them in their dreams on occasion, so that will have to do.
>>8789133
>Dubsfail
>Snooze time for Caitlin, last number times three until she wakes up
>>8789015
>Hug tighter
Everything will be fine, heh eh.
>>8789021
Heh he heh, what is with you and vents.
>>8789246
I WAS IN THE CLOSET. NOT SEXUALLY. I MEAN LITERALLY. THE KNOB WAS BROKE. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A LOOSE GRATE FOR HOURS. I HAD TO EAT TOWELS TO SURVIVE. MY LEAVES HURT.
>>8788870
My team is basically my family. Haven't seen my biological family in years and it is better this way.
>>8788974
(pls)
>>8789355
but
nerd/woobie is always cute
>>8788974
pls. jiji/slash
>>8789246
yeah, everything will be fine
>hugs back
>kiss
heh...
>>8789334
well, at least you got out righr?
or are you stuck in the vents too?
do you need to get out?
>>8789116
Yeah.
We sort of decided that it would be best if everyone went their own way.
Sort of miss the group, but we had a good run, at least.
day 50
skitts has still not realized im str8
>>8788870
Yes. My team never leaves my side.
>>8789390
I AM STUCK. VERY VERY STUCK. THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE. I ASSUMED SPEWING ACID IN THE HVAC SYSTEM AND BOREING A HOLE OUT THROUGH THE HULL WOULD BE FROWNED UPON, SO I HAVE REFRAINED FROM DOING SO.
>>8789462
day 105
they still don't know who the real hateboner is
>>8789443
when do you fuck off like your boyfriend emrys
>>8789334
>Return the affection
>Roll out of bed
This will take a few seconds heh.
>>8789334
HEH HEH, watch.
>Rip out the vent grate single handedly
>>8789376
(PLS)
>>8788870
everyone in the keep is my family and i love here
but if you mean my biological family i don't think i ever met them sadly
i don't know how my old trainer is doing
>>8789511
How about you fuck off you've already done enough damage
>>8789529
>shifty stalker seaweed: go plop
Obliged.
>>8789529
its tru tho i bet you guys could be cute
>>8789443
Guess you're on retirement from all the adventure now?
>>8789462
(O shit, we have a spy in our midst guys)
>>8789564
fucking fuck
sb help
im stuck
>>8789564
Yeah.
Sort of lost on what to do right now, honestly...
>>8789551
Heh heh, go get some real food now.
>Back to cuddling the goo in bed
>>8789760
(WOOSP)
>>8789760
okay im like
still stuck on the finger
but through the power of bullshit i kinda got my hand stuck in one of the gym leader twins pocket
some fucking pants thread got caught on my finger
sb help i cant feel my finger
>>8789551
yeah go do some eating
>>8789725
yeah, c'mere gask
>resumes cuddling
>>8789760
>>8789775
Maybe. Have plenty of time to think.
They are doing pretty good, to be honest.
What have you been up to recently?
i want to break jijis legs
>>8789510
yeah its me i feel bad about it but i cant stop for some reason
>>8789909
i want to break your everything
>>8789920
i doubt youre gonna but maybe DM jij or skitts about it?
>>8789920
Well can you not frame others for your doing once you've finally come clean?
>>8789999
I really doubt they'll DM anyone, but nice quads
>>8789808
How the actual fuck.
Given how heavy they sleep you could probably get away with ripping the pants and replacing them before they blink.
>>8789905
Things are still somber here after the last days, but getting better. Recently I a Shieldon fell into my care, he still needs a name. Thinking of Hoplon at the moment.
>>8789877
>Cuddling: resumed
I can do this all day, heh.
>>8790067
Good to hear things are getting better.
I've recovered almost all of my memories at this point, by the way.
>>8790100
yeah, me too
>covers gask in goo
>>8790067
i tried to pickpocket the badge
thanks sb
im trying it now
>Dave: attempt to cut off the kid's pants with Aegislash
>>8790066
It's only a matter of time before you slip
You already have several times
>Roll to go gain some levels.
>>8790250
(.... the fuck are you talking about, anon? The quads checker was me, and I honestly have no idea what matters I've allegedly slipped on. )
>>8790135
And the painting saga is almost done too.
I guess its time to really just settle down...
>>8790250
wat have i slipped On
>Note: Sun may be a possible narcoleptic like a few of the other champions.
>>8790135
That's a big relief. Are you still in with the interviews project? You don't have to be physically present here but it can help.
>>8790152
Be careful.
>>8790408
Hey, Annie! What's a Suicune look like?
>>8790430
>Addendum: Possibly has ADHD, further case study on narcolepsy.
Blue crystal-like crest on the head, a purple mane and a body with blue and white coloring.
>>8790346
...
Yeah...
>Sigh
>>8790420
I guess. Have you started it yet?
>>8790420
How's that Claydoll holding up by the way?
Parts still holding up well?
>>8790474
Okay! It's a Johto thing, right? I don't remember it from Kanto!
>Time to wake up (again)
... what was I talking about?
>>8790501
Yes, a Johto thing. We might be better off starting around Ecruteak.
>>8790525
Do you know where Suicune is?
>>8790543
Alright! Do you need a ride to Ecruteak? Nebby has room for two people!
>>8790476
Not yet, kinda hit multiple snags with the pokemon to interview, but the everything else is ready.
>>8790492
Had to make a new arm cannon, there were a few things missing from the first one and it was completely nonfunctional to barely working. Had to drill into him a bit and now has a bunch of wiring to the exterior but he's doing fine and solving his existential crisis problems.
I should call him in, now that he has Internet directly into his hardware.
>roll to obtain food
>preferably non-towel based
>>8790543
Suicune... It was always around large bodies of water, traveling from west to east. What season is it...?
>>8790150
Hehhrmmmmmm... about to sleep.
>>8790474
>A burner phone goes off nearby, someone's sending a text to it.
>It reads: "Off across the bay. Be back soon, answers or not. I'll bring coffee, too."
>>8790476
Guess we'l move to that place we found.
I'd be nice.
...Feels weird though.
But its not unwelcome.
>>8790587
Good to hear its going better then.
But its not out of the woods yet then.
>>8790625
>cuddles gask to sleep
>>8790578
I suppose so... You ride your Solgaleo?
>>8790616
...I don't pay attention to seasons. Spring?
>>8790633
...I see.
Strange method of communication.
>Text back.
>"Understood."
>>8790587
Well, alright.
I'm ready at any time, I guess?
>>8790673
...
Yeah. I guess it's time to settle down for a while...
>Sad sigh
I'm going to miss the adventure.
>>8790717
Spring.... Suicune should be in the west, starting its journey anew. Have fun with Eusine.
>>8790736
There's nothing holding us back from going out occasionally.
Travel around a bit.
I've never got to see some regions.
And the sea will always be such a welcome sight.
>>8790736
do your characters do anything but mope?
>>8790786
...
Good point, actually.
Don't have to settle down forever.
I can't swim in the sea, but it's still a great sight.
>>8790673
He will be fine, at least he's not screaming constantly.
>>8790736
If you can ready a good room for setting up the camera that would be great.
Do you have any idea what happened to Gwen? I'd like to interview him as well but I'm really worried for his health.
>>8790855
Yep.
Off we go then?
>Holds out a hand.
>>8790878
Goodie.
If you'd need any help I'd still got time for that.
Quick question.
My team has a fair amount of ice types. What are good pokemon to cover the weaknesses of ice types?
>>8790717
Yep, Nebby doesn't really mind! I think he thinks it's funny? Where am I picking you up?
>>8790898
Salutations, my self has been invited. How do you feel about your self?
>>8790904
dude
ground covers all of the weaknesses except for fighting
maybe pick up like
a mamoswine and a psychic type or something
hand: freed
badge: get
im just gonna fuck on out of here
anybody know if a metagross can carry nec
>>8790981
I do pretty good.
Feeling a bit odd but good.
I know exactly what I want.
How goes the recovery?
>>8790778
Alright, thank you. Much appreciated.
>>8790945
Goldenrod.
Are you feeling okay today, Sun?
>>8790878
>Tap tap tap tap tap
>Something's at the window, Seb.
>Care to take a look?
>>8790904
Get yourself a Wak, either flavor.
Also if you haven't already got one, highly recommend one of the Sneasel line or Cloyster.
>>8790987
You have my thanks. I'll grab something then. Alakazam it is.
>>8791005
Your self is at ease then. My self is not, it has been lacking purpose.
Recovery of the body has been going well, the body is still frail, but upgraded for higher functions of the self.
>>8790878
Gwen?
I'm pretty sure he wanted to do the interview too.
(Not sure where to put him right now)
>>8790898
Yeah.
>Grips it with a vine
>Off they go
>>8791050
>Tap tap tap
>It's coming from somewhere without camera coverage
>Get to the window
>Note to self: more cameras
>>8791035
You are very welcome. If you ever need the help of a Psychic you know where to find me.
>>8791104
Sounds like you'l get out of it eventually.
Stability is the first step, then see what you'l do with your potential.
>>8791122
>Squeezes the vine a bit.
>>8791035
Yeah, I'm pretty sure! I think I might have forgotten my meds? At least I think these are for me... They might have been for that Cincinno? I'm not sure!
>La Liona le Goldenrod
>>8791161
>It's a Greninja.
>Clinging to the wall, it seems.
>He waves, and steps in.
I'm a friend of Thorpe's.
I wish to discuss something,
Confidentially.
>>8791175
Yes I do. I'll see about contacting you after this mission.
>>8791243
...I think you need to get a few things settled, Sun.
Hello, I suppose we need to start in the west. Cherrygrove has a fair amount of water. Let's try there first.
>>8791215
My self is stable, uptime is 31.4 days and counting.
My self is improving for the new functions, the new role in active situations.
>>8791271
Kanabo? Haven't seen you in a while... and condolences.
Come in, we'll discuss it inside.
>>8791088
Thank you.
I'm running a Frosslass as is. I think I'll be able to grab something decent.
>Rolling for success.
>>8791386
What region are you in? I could possibly give suggestions tailored to your region.
>>8791296
Non, we are not all narcoleptic.
...Sylveon what did you put in my drink?
>>8791297
That good.
If you'd be interested in painting classes, you know who to turn too.
>>8791427
Mostly have to be able to handle other trainers. I'm in Johto today anyway so I think I can grab a Sneasel.
>Rolling for success.
>>8791335
>Kanabo sits down.
>Slowly, trying to relax,
>He begins his spiel.
It's about my memory.
Odd holes, missing days.
Facts I should recall but don't.
All the missing days, this year.
Mid-March here, a weekend there,
In early January.
I feel as though what I've lost,
Something vital, yet,
Maybe harmful to recall.
Do you know what happened then?
Why I would forget?
Perhaps I am not alone?
>>8791296
What kinda things? I guess I kinda need to settle a bet with Calem?
Okay, to Cherrygrove! All aboard the Nebby!
>>8791447
Hey Calem! How's it going?
>>8791498
>Squint
Hey, I know a fair bit about ground types.
Maybe I can swing by and help you out?
My first Pokemon's made it to being a Nidoking.
>Pokerface
>>8791498
Mhmm... Johto, right? I'd suggest grabbing a Swinub as well. There should be one in the caves around Mahogany.
>Text Desmond
>"There was an assassination in Hoenn featuring a Froslass. Guy in the forum mentioned having a Froslass and is possibly headed to Mahogany. Keep your guard up. "
>>8791447
What is your pokemon putting in your drink?
>>8791509
I meant your medication...
>Hop on board the giant suncat.
Thank you.
>>8791509
Great! I got a Vaporeon for my water team and...
Oui, I feel ztrange.
>>8791573
Oh he does that zometimes. It is no worry.
>Next odds Calem rolls he's passing out.
>>8791570
>"Thank you for the update. I'll keep an eye out."
>>8791534
Sorry, can't make any detours until I'm done catching these pokes.
>>8791570
Thank you.
>Rolling for success.
>>8791607
Jeez Calem, how come you get two Eevees? Hey... Are you okay?
>>8791573
Oh! Yeah, there's a lot of meds in here? I can't really tell them apart!
>La Liona la Cherrygrove
Uhm... This is the place, right?
>>8791668
>Ollie: engage sneakymode.
Come on, bro, don't be like that.
Your bosses can't be crazier than my ex-bosses, and I made detours all the time and lived to talk about it...
>I probably need trips to stalk successfully, but whatevs.
>>8791742
Wait, I think something messed up.
At least today's somehow a socially acceptable day-drinking day where I am.
>>8791499
>Mid-January, correction
I know these dates far too well, they're all related.
What else do you remember? Does the mid-January memory hole fill you with a feeling of immense dread?
>>8791607
...
Hello?
>>8791686
Yes it is.
>She hops off Nebby.
...Now how the hell are we going to find it?
>She shouts Suicune's name at the water.
>>8791767
Dread and terror, yes.
All of these dates bring unease,
That one is the worst.
All related, though,
These gaps in my memory?
Do you know what's there?
>>8791742
>>8791762
>I'll give you the evens and say you're on his trail but significantly behind.
Listen I don't need any help.
>Rolling to get some more pokes.
>>8791883
I would like to know first why is that you assumed that I remembered what happened.
Because you are correct.
>>8791635
>"He's looking for a Sneasel and a Swinub. He should be nearby. "
>>8791668
Perhaps consider picking up an Abomasnow and Alolan Ninetales. Hail is nothing but a benefit for a Mono Ice team.
>66 year old man named Monty...
>Pretty broad search, let's start with GLACIER's most active regions first
>>8791977
>"Mainly ice? Weird, I'll go grab some fire types."
>Rolling for a surprise.
>>8791772
I thought you did detective stuff, isn't finding things your thing?
>Stare at the dirt and try to find doggo footprints
>Never mind the fact that Suicune's feet don't touch the ground
>And that there are plenty of dog Pokémon running around
>>8791928
You're the information man,
Eyes across the world.
If you did not know, who would?
I came here unsure, perhaps,
If anyone knew.
Or if anyone would share.
If it does not do you harm,
I would wish to know,
What's been lost to me and why.
>>8792043
I mean it is but...
Hm....
>Instead of the pawprints look in the sand for prints of the weird butt tassel things.
>Rolling to pick up a trail.
>>8792133
I can't tell dog prints apart...
Any luck?
>Look for doggo mane on nearby plants and stuff
>>8792133
>Dubsfail.
>>8792266
Absolutely shit all. You?
...That's a lot of fluff.
>>8792092
I mean, yes. One thing is knowing what happened in these dates, another is personally remembering what happened and why.
The single connector between all the dates is a group of friends that wish to not be remembered for what they did, to the point of intervention from higher powers. Everyone but those that knew them personally forgot, and even I did for a while.
The most important dates the the mid-January weekend event, as untold destruction was unleashed on Sinnoh and set up the downfall of the Aether Foundation for their crimes.
The second most important happened about a week after, when the mass mindwipe happened. No one remembers what exactly happened that day, not me, not them.
Musta lost the weirdo.
>Rolling to gain some levels.
>>8792315
Yeah, kinda reminds me of Nebby's fluff! So... We follow the fluff, right?
>Bag the fluff as they go
>>8792407
I suppose so. I'm surprised it was this easy.
>Follow after Sun.
>>8792468
... do you think it'll still have a mane when we find it?
>Keep following the fluff trail
>Odds and the fluff trail ends
>>8792603
>End of the trail.
Damnit. I assume it'll still have it's mane then... This is g-
>She smacks her forehead with her hand.
God I'm stupid.
>She lets out Entei.
>Rolling for Entei to get a scent.
>>8788870
I'm spending it with my good friends!
>>8788870
(Quite a bit.)
>>8792603
>That Kirby
Planet Robobot was really good and the music was top notch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dWWe9yAlcU&index=23&list=PLiGvWycRgz6gRBOA_epJJg-hGgwN0oXDz&ytbChannel=Vector%20Harbor
>>8792643
Um.... It's a water thing, right? Wouldn't it smell like water...? Maybe we should try to find it by air!
>It's a clear day, blue skies and bright sun. The waves are nice and calm and there's a brisk ocean breeze.
>Sandslash is laying down on the deck of the S.S.Libra, leaning against a wall with a nice cold drink.
>On the horizon the region of Ransei can be seen.
>>8792643
Entei?
It has been some time since I have seen him with a trainer... not since the Masked Man incident in Johto.
Your mission must be of grave importance. I wish you luck, and give Entei my regards for what he did for Blaine all those years ago.
>>8792856
hey uncle slash
i've been training and got a level
it was really hard but there is only 3 levels for me to evolve isn't that great uncle slash?
>>8792793
I suppose I can get Salamence to take a look.
>Let Salamence out.
>Rolling to maybe possibly find something?
>>8792879
Yes, yes, I'll be sure to tell him. Thank you, Mewtwo.
>Zip bag closed.
>>8792879
(We mostly go by the canon of the games here - tidbits from Adventures such as the protag personalities or the Mewtwo + Blaine interactions are fine, but for the most part it's non canon because most of us haven't read it. Just letting you know before someone like... Tries to make Sabrina an ex Rocket member or something. )
Mahogany Town.
>Rolling to pick up a trail on this old guy.
>>8793032
>Trenchcoat man.
>Very suspicious.
>Watch him for any Froslasses.
>>8792879
Hey... Aren't you the mystery Kanto Pokémon? Everyone always said you ate kids!
>>8792926
... Do you think he found anything? We could always have Taeyo relay info from Salamence!
>Espeon is released from his Pokeball
>>8793032
>Trail, gotten.
>Rolling to find the right house.
>>8793067
>No way he'd know Orreguy is here.
>>8792923
Hey, Nina.
Congratulations on levelling up, I think maybe when we get to land we can find a nice place for us all to have some friendly battles together.
It must be exciting for you being so close to evolving, I remember it was for me back when I was still a Sandshrew.
>>8793098
Good idea.
>Evens on Salamence finding something.
>Suicune is hanging out near a lake in the forest?
>Rolling for if Suicune is going to be on the move with odds for yes.
>>8793130
>Loud squinting.
>Shadow the screwball.
>>8793098
Yes. I'm very scary. Don't get too close or I'll get the spoon for naughty children.
>>8793010
(Ok)
>>8793154
yeah, it will be so cool
and when i get stronger i can protect you guys
>>8791977
>Sorry I forgot to reply to this.
>Dubsfail.
>Obviously the use of just Monty was on purpose.
>There are a lot of people in those regions with that name.
>>8793266
>Dubs.
>Icegrunt has no clue.
>Rolling to sneak into the house.
>Froslass and gun, equipped.
>>8793325
You're picking the lock wrong, bud.
>Aggron is sent out.
Take a hike.
>>8793204
I guess it's just... Sleeping? Waiting? Seems kinda weird...
>>8793294
So... Do you actually eat kids? There were a lot of weird rumors!
>>8793325
>You're fine, dude
Well...
>Attempt to narrow it down - we're looking for ones with connections to GLACIER, positive or negative
>>8793418
Fuck.
>LV60 Froslass is sent out.
You take a hike, pal. This is supposed to be quiet.
>>8793467
>Odds.
>You narrow it down a bit but there are still a fairly significant amount of people with the first name Monty.
>Hoenn and Unova specifically.
>Since I'm not rolling to attack Orreguy right now.
>Rolling for a secret value.
>>8793500
Piss the fuck off.
>Houndoom is sent out.
>Houndoom Mega Evolves.
>LV80 M.Houndoom uses Fire Blast.
252 SpA Houndoom-Mega Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Froslass: 540-636 (313.9 - 369.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8793500
>dubs secret value
>scare
>Have we already narrowed it down to 66 year old males?
>If not, let's try for that
>>8793324
We'll all protect each other, no matter what.
So I've been reading up about this place and it seems the region is broken up into different kingdoms, one for each type of Pokemon.
I was thinking we could stop off at either Terrera or Chrysalia, since they're the Ground and Bug type kingdoms. Or we could keep it simple and go to the Normal type kingdom, Aurora.
Croags and Slash are cute as heck together
>>8793419
It is rather strange...
I suppose we should check?
>She starts heading to the spot.
>>8793500
>Dubs secret value.
>Hooooooooooooooooooooo boy.
>>8793535
>Miss.
>Ice grunt is panicking at the sight of a fire type.
>Froslass uses Ice Beam.
252 SpA Froslass Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Houndoom-Mega: 27-33 (11.5 - 14.1%) -- possible 8HKO
>>8793546
>There you are.
>A few people narrowed down in Unova.
>We'll say two.
>Ready to scrape up info on 'em?
>>8793419
Oh absolutely. Part of a balanced breakfast. Why else would I need such a large spoon?
>>8793617
You aren't doing this.
>Fire Blast again.
>Same calcs.
252 SpA Houndoom-Mega Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Froslass: 540-636 (313.9 - 369.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8793570
Well that place sounds fun
I hope they are nice uncle slash
>>8793581
>not jiji/bones/slash
Shit taste
>>8793582
Yep! Let's go!
>Return Espeon and follow
... what if it tries to run?
>>8793627
I don't know! I thought it was for Vanilluxe! They're pretty big!
>>8793680
do i need to get a musket and start throwing tea in rivers
>>8793617
Hm... Here we go.
>Yep, let's start digging up that info
>Give me the sweet dirt GM guy
>>8793750
(Anon, that's a waste of perfectly good tea.)
Hey /par/, how does the hill on my Torterra's back work? Is it like, actually part of his body, or just a normal patch of dirt? And does the grass spread and floral growth of the hill effect him?
Also, is it possible to pitch a tent on a torterra and have a mobile camp ground?
>>8793680
>not lasier/bones/slash
>not bork/bones
>not jiji/bones/borb
step up senpai
>>8793674
Then that's where we'll go first, Aurora.
I don't really know what to expect there, but it'll probably be nice.
>>8793680
(Nah m8, I wouldn't want to ruin that cute couple.)
>>8793790
It's a thick layer of dirt then rock then it's actual body. You'll be fine dude. Just clean up when your done
A clean tort is a happy tort
>>8793812
So you would go on a date with croags?
>>8793703
You are one of the new Pokedex holders yes? I'm sure you'll meet Red in time. He might even tell you. Or maybe you'll be have an easier time getting the story out of Green.
>>8793703
Hm... I don't have any pokemon with Mean Look or anything...
...Food?
>>8793790
The shell of a Torterra consists of bedrock topped with hardened soil. The soft dirt of the hill's upper layers are merely old growth softened by exposure to the elements. The floral growth of the hill shouldn't be harmful to him, presuming there are no problems with the bedrock layer. If that is damaged somehow it is possible for plant roots to worm their way into his internal anatomy, but at this point there are more severe problems than plant root. As long as you take care to keep your Torterra's hill clean I doubt it will have any issues with you camping on its back.
>>8793849
(Nope.)
(I probably wouldn't go on a date with anyone from here honestly.)
>>8793657
>Miss.
Fucking... Get the fuck out of here.
>Frosslass uses Spikes!
>>8793779
>Odd.
>Not a whole lot of info on either of them.
>Monty N. 66 was involved with the Aether Foundation before being fired because they thought he had stolen company property.
>Monty C. 66 happens to be highly involved with several high priority people in the Unovan Government. As well as having a few connections to Team Aqua.
>>8794020
Spikes aren't gonna save your ass if my team is better than yours.
>Fire Blast hit already.
252 SpA Houndoom-Mega Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Froslass: 540-636 (313.9 - 369.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8793812
Okay we will go there then
The people there must be nice
>>8793849
(Anon, i'm not gay, but even if i was i don't deserve anyone in chat and they deserve better)
>>8793881
I met Red! He didn't tell me anything, he's mute!
>>8793886
Oh! Iā knows Spirit Arrow! Hopefully it doesn't hurt too much... You get the food, I'll have Iā at the ready!
>Decidueye is sent out
>>8794020
>>8794091
>Kol wiggles his way out of his Pokeball and hovers in the air, looking around frantically.
Hey Orr-
Wait..what's going on? Are you battling this guy?
>Kol backs off slightly, looking back and forth between the two humans and their Pokemon.
>>8794020
Stolen property...?
>Research more on Monty N.
>He's a former coworker, so getting info should be easier
I wonder...
>>8794166
Unfortunate that you're not a psychic then. Green may be your best option then.
>>8794091
>Miss.
Yeah well you aren't gonna do crap if you can't hit the side of a barn.
>Ice beam again.
>>8794184
>Bug squeaks.
What the fuck?
>>8794224
>Evens.
>Something something, theft of property and pokemon taken in for research?
>Might be very important to grab that info soon.
>>8794166
Alright.
>Get jelly malasada from bag.
...I doubt this will work but... Let's go for it.
>Walk until you get close enough.
>Put jelly malasada on the ground.
>Hide behind a tree.
>...Rolling for success.
>>8794272
... is it an Ultra Beast?
>Let's look into any missing UBs from Aether records
>Particularly...
>Kartanas
>>8794184
We'll be fine. Stay behind me.
...If Houndoom can even hit.
>>8794272
>FIRE BLAST.
>>8794162
Well if not we can always just hop back on the Libra and go to a different kingdom.
Like I said, I don't really know what to expect going there, so it'll be a nice adventure for us all.
Looks like we're about a day or so away from land anyway.
>>8792338
Curious. I see.
Though several gaps remain,
This fits perfectly.
Thank you kindly, Seb.
This helps set my mind at ease,
Closure at the least.
>Kanabo heads off.
>His response a little late.
>Blame OOC shit.
>>8794235
I mean... I have three Psychic types! Any of them could translate! I could probably even learn to be a Psychic too! He just didn't really seem open to having his brain picked, and I don't want to do something like that without permission!
>>8794326
>Sun hides behind a different tree, Iā perched in the branches above
>Evens, Suicune goes to investigate the jelly instead of like... Some random Nihilego
>The Decidueye knocks and draws back a Spirit Shackle, waiting for a signal of some sort from Sun, who in turn is waiting to see if Annabel has a plan of some sort
>>8794487
(DRINK)
>>8788870
Yep! Yep! It's great!
(Yes, and church service sermon aside it's been nice. Who gives an explicitly political sermon with a side of fire-and-brimstone on fuggin Easter Sunday, anyway? )
>>8794272
>>8794358
>Kol looks at the strange man and quickly flies behind Orrefag.
Okay, I'll be careful.
...He looks weird, do you know him? Is he one of your friends?
>>8794373
Bye, and see you soon.
>"Guess I'll tell him the rest some other day"
>"Specifically that he met them already"
>>8794340
>Even.
>Dingding!
>You got it, Monty stole a Kartana.
>Dig deeper?
>>8794358
>Froslass is down.
Fuck.
>LV20 Swinub and Sneasel are sent out.
>Both use Ice Beam.
>Not going to bother calcing as it does fuck all.
>>8794511
>He eyes the bug, realizing this is now a potential three against one if he fucks up.
>Rolling for self-preservation with second to last number.
>>8794627
>Yes
>Always keep digging
>>8794511
No. He's an assassin.
>>8794627
Scared now?
>Aggron steps in.
>Heavy Slam on the Swinub with last number.
>Fire Blast on the Sneasel with second to last.
>>8794487
>Anabel has no fucking plan for this.
...
>Anabel does the funny Dance.
>Raikou uses 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt
252 SpA Raikou 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Suicune: 518-612 (128.2 - 151.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8794627
>Kol stares back at the man.
>He sees a strange glint in the bug's eye.
>>8794763
>Kol stares silently from behind Orrefag's shoulder.
>>8794685
>Odd.
>A lot of the information has been purged from the internet.
>You'll need to go find it physically.
>Y/N?
>>8794763
>>8794882
Fuck. Fuck fuck.
>Icegrunt returns his mons.
>Icegrunt has too much to live for.
>He bolts.
>>8794827
... oh. Okay, that's what we're doing!
>10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt fucking misses, rip Anabel
>Funny dances are a go
>Decidueye uses Sinister Arrow Raid!
252 Atk Decidueye Leaf Blade vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Suicune: 228-270 (56.4 - 66.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>If this misses Suicune runs
>>8794966
(Ho shit, crit)
252 Atk Decidueye Sinister Arrow Raid vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Suicune on a critical hit: 340-402 (84.1 - 99.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8794966
>>8794980
Holy hell. Let's see if we can...
>Toss an Ultra Ball at Suicune.
>>8795015
(what are you even doing my dude)
>>8794368
let's hope we can meet new friend there
>>8795032
shhh
ultra ball
not beast ball
>>8795069
(fast ball senpai)
>>8795015
Um... Try again!
>Suicune uses Scald
0 SpA Suicune Scald vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Raikou: 79-94 (24.6 - 29.2%) -- possible 5HKO after Leftovers recovery
>On a 0 or 2 Raikou will get burned
>>8794882
You okay Kol?
>>8794928
>Orrefag watches the guy run off.
>Text Hilbert.
>"Just ran the guy off from Mahogany. Should I pursue?
>>8794928
>Kol stares at the man as he runs away.
>After a few moments he snaps out of it and turns back to Orrefag.
>>8794763
So uh...who was that guy again?
Sorry, I lost focus for a moment there.
>>8795087
(This)
>>8794928
>Let's snoop a bit on Monty C before we head out for physical information
>Knowledge is power, after all
>>8795145
>"Pursue him. He probably knows something."
>>8795087
>>8795165
(Fast ball only works well on pokemon with base 100 speed. Suicune has 85.)
>>8795116
Ugh.
>Throw another Ultra Ball.
>>8795049
Yeah!
I bet the locals will be interested in coming on board to have a look around the Libra too, so make sure to help keep things as tidy as possible.
>>8794162
>(you don't deserve anyone in chat)
(Bullshit your cute)
>>8795145
>>8795149
>Quickly gaining distance.
>>8795170
>Monty C, eh?
>Highly involved with the Unovan Government, had a spot as a justice until he quit of his own accord.
>Health problems.
>He lives in Humilau City.
>If you called him up for a chat he'd probably be fine with it.
>>8795149
Some creep trying to kill people.
>>8795170
>"Gotcha. On it."
>>8795311
>Dubsfail.
>U sure.
>Run after the creep.
>>8795208
okay i'll do my best to make things clean
>>8795190
>Ding, Suicune has been caught!
Cool! What now?
>>8795311
>>8795337
Oh, that's bad. We should stop him then!
>Kol gives chase.
>>8795311
>Maybe call him later and check up on his health
>For now let's go find that dirt on Monty N
>I'm assuming it's kept in one of the Unovan Aether Foundation buildings?
>>8795337
>"Stay safe."
>>8795391
That's really all I needed I think...
...I guess we can do something else if you don't have any other plans? Battle someone...?
I've got nothing, I'm on a case right now and should probably be back in Unova.
>>8795208
>Flutters by
Got a continent coming up.
Ransei, right?
>Looks excited
>>8795378
I can help with that.
>>8795337
>>8795431
>Dubsfail.
>Yeah he's definitely not a secret legendary dog.
>Rolling to hide in a cave instead.
>>8795445
>Yes it is.
>Have fun with this.
>Real detective hours.
>>8795378
Thanks a lot, Nina.
>>8795462
Yeah!
We're currently on course to arrive near the Aurora kingdom.
Of course, we can go somewhere else to start if you want, since apparently this place has a kingdom dedicated to each type.
>>8795455
I never have any plans! ... I think! I might just forget them!
Ooooh! There's a Battle Frontier here, if you want to try? If your case is real important I don't mind waiting though!
>>8795508
>Kol wasn't fast enough to see where exactly he went, but knows he's nearby somewhere.
>Kol hovers around, waiting for Orrefag to catch up.
>>8795462
thanks auntie yanmega but i'll give me best to make it enjoyable for you two and everyone else in the ship
>>8795582
>she giggles
no problem
>>8795679
>He catches up, taking a few breaths.
Fuck.
>He takes a look around.
Be on your toes, wings. You get me. Please be careful.
>>8795508
Gotta be tracks or something...
>Rolling to pick up a trail.
>>8795665
I could stand to get a bit more training in for my team. Maybe relax a bit until the next fire starts.
Sure. You know the way there?
>>8795508
... Well. Sliggoo? It's time to head out.
>Return Kartana and Guzzlord to their balls
>Head to the Castelia Aether Foundation building and try to remember where the files are kept
>>8795684
Alright. Thank you.
I'm ready to help anytime.
Just ask.
>>8795582
That's neat. No problem with starting there.
You seem to know a lot about it, so maybe you could help us move around and navigate?
>>8795819
Nope! But I have the coordinates, so Nebby can portal us there no problem! Let's go!
>>8795750
Don't worry, we'll catch him and make sure he can't hurt anyone else.
I think he might have went into one of those caves...
>Kol nervously hovers close to Orrefag as they head into the nearest cave.
I could have sworn I heard someone say "Battle Frontier".
>>8795679
>>8795750
>>8795950
>Orreguy got an even so he's on the trail.
>Icegrunt rolls to head further into the cave.
>>8795846
>Hey hey you found it.
>Lots of lockers and filing cabinets line the walls.
>Organized by first letter of last name with ID numbers, you know the drill.
>>8795940
Alright.
Thank you, Sun. I really appreciate your help.
>Hop on Nebby.
>>8795684
>Sandslash pats Nina on the head.
Don't worry too much about it, we'll all help make the ship nice, just in case people want to come have a look.
I don't think many ships are crewed entirely by Pokemon, there's bound to be at least a little bit of interest.
>>8795905
Well, I know that the region is divided into kingdoms for each type and where each kingdom is, so sure.
I couldn't find anything about what's inside those kingdoms, so there will be plenty for us to explore still.
>>8796060
>Did we get his ID number?
>Obviously we have to start with the N section either way
>>8795950
It'll be fine. Stay behind me, please.
If anything goes south Mega Aggron is a hell of a wall.
>>8796060
>Rolling to keep on the creep's trail.
>>8796105
No problem!
>La liona to the Battle Frontier
I've never done the Frontier before, what's it like?
>>8795997
Yeah! Annie and I are gonna challenge the Johto one, why?
>>8796060
>>8796235
>Roll to find the creepy guy in the cave.
>I guess since Orrefag lost the trail that means this cave splits off in multiple directions or something?
>>8796283
Uh...
...
I've never been to one, I don't think. Who are you talking to?
>She hops off Nebby.
>>8795905
okay, i will
>nina smiles
>>8796142
okay uncle slash
i'll won't worry too much about it
>>8796105
>Text on burner phone.
>It's the frog, leaving a note.
>Read at your leisure.
>"My memory woes,"
>"I've received some help with them."
>"Some pieces, not all."
>"One piece, no-one has."
>"This goes higher than I'd thought."
>"I'll explain later."
>>8796207
>Odds.
>Might have let you have it on evens but nope.
>You find a few different folders.
>Monty Newman, Noyes and Nicks.
>>8796235
>>8796312
>Orreguy doesn't get the trail but the bug does.
>Iceguy has cooled down.
>Rolling to sneak further into the cave, dubsfail and his and the bug's path is a dead end.
>>8796142
>Buzzes excitedly
Sounds like quite the place.
Do they have a bug and ground kingdom?
>>8796354
So, are you enjoying the ship so far?
>>8796283
Because I run the Battle Castle in the Johto Frontier. I should get going if I wish to arrive before being challenged.
>Caitlin uses Teleport!
>Rolling to see if she passes out upon arrival
>>8796354
That's good, I'm glad that you seem to have been able to settle in nicely here on the ship with us.
>>8796552
Yeah, they do.
Chrysalia and Terrera are the Bug type and Ground type kingdoms, I'm sure both will be some of the first places we'll visit.
I thought about starting in one of them first, but the Normal type kingdom seems to be a better starting place.
Plus it has a nice name.
>>8796446
>Kol follows the path further into the cave.
>Roll to stay on Iceman's trail.
>>8796446
>>8796772
Fuck.
>Rolling to get back on the trail.
>>8796330
>Sun browses through a page on his phone
Uh... There's a bunch of different places we can challenge! Tower, Factory, Arcade, Castle, and Hall! I guess we can challenge the leaders after a certain win streak? And I think there's prizes and.... I CAN'T USE NEBBY?!
Um... I was talking to some blonde girl? I guess she runs the Battle Castle!
>>8796634
Okay! See you there!
>>8796444
>"I see. Thank you. I'll see you when I get home."
>>8796851
Of course you can't use Nebby.
...How about the Arcade?
>>8796446
... hmm.
>Well, let's drag the files off into a nearby closet and start snooping on Newman
>>8796811
>Dubsfail.
Fuck this.
>Orrefag flicks on a lighter.
>Roll to not be as lost.
>Board sord: practice dueling
>by which I mean flail around in the air swinging at imaginary Vikings
>it is terrifying to anyone who happens to walk by
>just looks like a flying sword having a seizure
>>8796446
>Scarf Grunt tries to do a detective, tracking down "the weirdo with the Froslass".
>He's wearing his shemagh, he has no social subtlety whatsoever.
Dammit, random somebody-else's-crew grunt and his Froslass shitting up my job. Rumor was my old cartel tried storing stuff in that old creepy building after they stormed it...
>>8796772
>You've closing in on him.
>Rolling for Icegrunt to notice the bug.
>No action this turn even if he does notice the bug.
>>8796811
>>8796912
>Orrefag is slightly less lost.
>Probably in the right portion of the cave, close enough to catch sounds at this point.
>>8796955
>Nothin', no dice Ollie.
>Gonna have to roll dubs to get a clue and trips to get in the right area.
>>8796552
I've been loving it so far
It has been so much fun
>>8796737
It's great that i me so many friends
>hugs slash and yanmega
I love you two
>>8797002
>Ollie is not a patient man.
>He fucks off and looks for freelance work instead.
>Rolling for general success at Git Dat Money
>>8796908
>Man I really love ignoring you, don't I?
>Sorry.
>Newman, eh?
>Well you got evens soooooo...
>They have on his record that he definitely made off with a Kartana, possibly a Celesteela.
>Several fire pokemon from the staff and protected portions of the building.
>As well as making off with a fair amount of money and pokeballs.
>>8796893
I guess you pick 3 Pokémon and I pick three Pokémon, and then there's a random effect applied? I'll pick.... Volcarona... Decidueye... and Espeon!
>>8797002
>Worried bug noises.
...Orrefag?
Are you still there?
>Kol stops following the trail and looks around, noticing that Orrefag is no longer with him
>Roll to notice Icegrunt.
>If success Kol just stares at him.
>>8796737
Visit those two after the normal kingdom, I guess.
I am worried about the ice one, though...
>>8797041
That's great to hear!
>Hugs back
That's really sweet.
We love having you here, Nina.
>>8797002
>>8797259
>Desmond hears his nickname and holds his breath.
>He takes a few steps toward the sounds.
>Rolling for silence.
>>8797041
>Sandslash hugs the two bugs
It's been great having you here too.
>>8797266
Yeah, sounds good.
Plus, we can work something out for the Ice one. Or we could just skip it, since it'll be uncomfortable for all of us.
>>8797131
>You're fine man
>Anything else we can snoop from these files?
>If not, let's get confirmations on the other stolen Pokémon and whether or not he took Celesteela
>>8797121
>Success: Nope.
>>8797259
>Bug hasn't noticed him but he's noticed the bug.
>He sends out Lv20 Sneasel.
>Rolling to quietly Icicle Crash the bug.
>252 Atk Life Orb Sneasel Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Yanma: 81-96 (84.3 - 100%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO
>Those should be right, if I'm calcing wrong tell me. Kol is 33 I think?
>>8797301
I can hear you, schmuck. Show yourself.
>>8797458
>Nothing else super important.
>All of that location info is definitely out of date.
>Even.
>You're able to find a few of the pokemon docs.
>Sure as shit he did.
>Kartana and Celesteela.
>Tons of fire mons, few of the ones that stand out are three Volcarona, a ton of Arcanine, three Blaziken, a Chandelure and an Infernape.
>>8797444
Go to sleep slash it's late
>>8797183
Hm...
Snorlax... Lucario and Weavile? I think that'll be a decent team?
>>8797266
i'm so glad to hear that from you auntie yanmmega
>>8797444
yay, i'm so happy
>>8797630
(Normally I'd be gone by now but I haven't got work today, so I'm going to stay up.)
>>8797575
>Stealing the files would probably be a bad idea...
>Take pictures of the important parts of the documents and put the files back
Hmm....
>Volcarona are incredibly rare...
>Dig for any recent crimes involving Volcaronas
>>8797575
>The Icicle Crash misses.
>It's also not quiet.
>Also yeah, Kol is 33.
Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
>Giga Drain on the Sneasel.
>>8797694
Sounds good, let's go!
>The dice said the random effect is that the opponents' Pokémon will be paralyzed
>Sun sends out Volcarona as his first Pokémon
>Opponent 1 sends out Klinklang
>Opponent 2 sends out Archeops
>>8797575
>He heard that.
Piece of shit.
>Aggron is sent out.
>Rolling for Aggron to tackle the fucker.
>>8797716
>Smiles
Thanks.
>>8797444
>Buzzes happily at the hug
We'll figure it out later, I guess...
>>8797808
>Click click.
>Even.
>Something something robbery from a breeder?
>Local breeder in Unova.
>Probably somewhere near the Desert Resort.
>>8797859
>Miss.
>Sneasel goes for Icicle Crash again!
>>8797925
>Icegrunt rolls out of the way.
Fuck me.
>He ducks behind a rock.
>>8797716
Good to hear.
>happy Sandslash squeaks
I think we should all go get some rest ready for tomorrow, alright?
>>8798046
Yeah, it's fine.
All that matters is that I'm having fun exploring new places with two of the cutest bugs I know.
>roll to give Yanmega a nice goodnight kiss before leading her off to the captain's quarters
>>8797917
Alright. I hope we do decent during this.
>Anabel sends out Weavile.
>Weavile uses Icicle Crash on Archeops.
252 Atk Life Orb Weavile Icicle Crash vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Archeops: 541-640 (185.9 - 219.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
remember to plz not kill the image limit
>>8798249
Alright. Sounds good.
>Good kiss anyway
>Carry him to the captain's quarters, and begin snuggles, before drifting off to sleep
>>8798185
>Kol dodges quickly to the side, luckily there's enough room in the cave to fly around a little bit.
>Giga Drain again on the Sneasel.
>>8798382
Haha, so do I!
>Sun's Volcarona uses Quiver Dance!
>Opponent 1's Klinklang uses Shift Gears!
>Opponent 2 sends out Forretress!
>Opponent 2's Forretress uses Gyro Ball on Weavile!
>If at any point the opponent rolls a 0 or 1 they fail to attack that turn
4 Atk Forretress Gyro Ball (92 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weavile: 260-308 (92.5 - 109.6%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO
>>8798185
>Nothing more we need from the workplace, let's head back home
>Upon returning home let Guzzlord and Kartana out from their Pokeballs and email the breeder about details on the robbers
>>8798185
>Aggron Mega Evolves.
>Aggron rolls to smash the rock.
soooo
anyone know how much weight a metagross can carry
>>8798700
Roughly 1000lbs, rounded up, depending on diet and weight distribution.
>>8798548
>Weavile is down.
Hell.
>Lucario is sent out.
>Lucario uses Close Combat.
252 Atk Adaptability Lucario-Mega Close Combat vs. 80 HP / 0 Def Klinklang: 504-596 (179.3 - 212%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8798670
>>8798772
That didn't sound good...
>Roll to see if Kol can follow Icegrunt or find Orrefag again.
>Evens: Icegrunt.
>Odds: Orrefag.
>>8798808
Or it killing us
>>8798835
>Volcarona uses Quiver Dance again!
>Klinklang uses Gear Grind on Lucario (last number)
+1 252+ Atk Klinklang Gear Grind (2 hits) vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Lucario-Mega: 126-148 (44.8 - 52.6%) -- approx. 16.4% chance to 2HKO
>Forretress uses Volt Switch on Volcarona (second to last number)
0 SpA Forretress Volt Switch vs. +2 0 HP / 4 SpD Volcarona: 17-20 (5.4 - 6.4%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Forretress is switch out to Marowak!
>>8798808
ok cool
time to make my daring escape
>attempt to have Metagross pick up and carry the davecrozma duo
>>8798987
Kol? Shit, he didn't hurt you, did he?
>>8798772
>He pulls a flaregun out of his backpack and shoots a flare into the cave.
>Aggron regroups with Orrefag and Kol.