/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General
We have a lot of free time Edition
Other MEGA links are evil only trust the OST right here: https://mega.nz/#F!RQhxBZJA!u5Y781s6xWM3uSBPeFBxTQ
>Write Bin
http://pastebin.com/HA6UL2FW
>Art Booru
http://nitw.booru.org/
first for bare ass
>>8784080
bare bear ass*
Bear arms
i need more pictures of bea in costumes
>>8784114
There's only this one that I know of?
>>8784114
>bea didn't dress up for harfest
>>8784148
Like most people didn't apparently
important lore question: what color is mae's underwear
>>8784057
I hate this fucking image so much
>>8784187
same, that scene wasnt even that funny, i don't know why all the normies think its so hilarious and cute
>>8784178
Red with black stripes
>>8784187
>>8784218
>>8784223
Well shit niggas, guess I'll stop posting it.
>>8784218
I thought the scene was cute when he says it sounds like Bright Harbor, I just think the art is ugly and I see it so often it makes me wanna scream
I just beat the game. It was alright.
Goodnight.
>>8784512
Goodnight, anon. Thank you for playing the game.
>>8784292
I think it's less the scene and more the style that does not agree at all with the way the character looks. Same with the other image by the same guy
Man I don't get the Selmers shipping.
I like Selmers a lot as a character (probably in my top 3) but why is everyone shipping the older married ex-drug addict with the basically a teenager even though she's 20?
>>8785210
When the fuck has shipping EVER made sense
>>8784114
Here you go bud
Go Smelters
>>8785424
Actually I believe it's called a furnace
>>8785431
Don't be coy
I want to see the Smelters fans groan and shudder as they slowly stroke their cocks and gulp down beer. I want them to switch over to porn during timeouts; groaning and shuddering as their big balls pull tight and they finally coax out their pent-up seed. I'm talking them spurting thick ropes of steaming cum all over their laps, never peeling their eyes away from the TV except to compliment each other's huge loads. I want them to go all night, using their viscous cum as lube to spurn them on; the lewd sounds of wet sloppy stroking and unabashed moaning the only sounds besides the game.
That is interesting though, I don't think smelter is even a word.
>>8785499
I think smelters are people WHO smelt
they are a sports team after all
like the steelers
>>8785499
>I don't think smelter is even a word.
stopped the mexican
my roommate is out for the weekend
i have never jerked to so much gay furry porn that in these past three days because of that and because of gay posts like this
>>8785499
i fucking hate you all
>>8785507
Fuck off, English is my favorite subject.
I know smelting is a thing, you just never hear "smelter" anywhere.
>>8785516
There's nothing gay about flipping on the game, cracking open a few beers, and lazily stroking your cock with your best bro
This is now the cultist's thread. You may continue posting as normal, but just keep that in mind.
i love you so fucking much mae marry me and ditch these cucks
i am the true alpha male
WANT
HUG
CAT
>>8785338
Good jorb.
>>8785553
N U K E
P O S S U M
S P R I N G S
>>8785553
this is a CULTIST FREE ZONE
Oh finally my order came in the mail
My friends all think everything I like is a tumblr game. How can I convince them that NITW is good?
>>8785827
Some people have been ruined by the internet and can only think in extremes
you can only hope to convince them "tumblr game" is a retarded thing to say, and that the story is interesting
>>8785759
>not 'WORLD IS A EFF"
Ya blew it.
>>8786013
'a eff' or 'an eff'?
>>8785733
>mail-order Gators
The future is now
>>8786069
'a eff'
>>8786434
Better.
>>8786562
Happy Easter you trash mammals.
>>8786768
If they aren't Christians, why do they have Easter in Possum Springs?
Mae: After the parade got canned there wasn't much going on in the spring.
Mae: But we still did the easter basket blessing at the church.
Mae: And ate special pretzels. We didn't bother to bless those.
Mae: Profane pretzels.
>>8786804
Because everybody loves to celebrate Christian holidays
>>8786804
>aren't christians
then why is there a church
and why does mae's mom work in it
>>8786950
It's not specifically a Christian church, there's a god yeah but the cross is replaced with an eight-pointed star, and there's no Christmas, it's Longest Night
Hey is the guy who commissioned the Lori x Mae pic here?
>>8787220
Sadly, I don't think I've left these threads in over a month.
>>8787237
Don't get mad, get glad!
But anyways I just wanted to ask if you'd be cool if I commissioned a followup picture to that.
Same scene just a bit further along with less clothing and Mae teaching Lori cave explorer.
>>8786977
So..... Jews?
>>8787406
Guy who drew it wasn't in these threads. You would have to talk to the artist. If his price is the same as it was for me, it'll cost you $35. Feel free to message him.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23199781/
He draws some porn, but not a whole lot. He didn't have a lot of two-character drawings, either. Most of his gallery is full of OCs that people paid him to make. If you're actually serious about it, he'll draw you a sample sketch before any payment is processed so you can see if it's something worth pursuing.
when realize selmer am a grill
>>8787598
when realize selmer am big grill
>>8787653
when realize selmer not real and never cuddle her
So which characters can you tell are boys or grills just from the art assets?
>>8787709
Stan
>>8784138
We need more pictures of Bea in toeless high heels.
>>8787709
all of them except Jackie and the graveyard kids
>>8787703
That's a scary Bea
>>8788029
Leg game ridiculous though.
>>8788185
Sticc
>>8788185
I like to imagine Bea having nothing much going on when it comes to her chest, but hidden under her black gown she's got the legs of a goddess.
What are your guys' headcanons in regards to the physical attributes of the characters?
>>8788313
Mae is somewhat shortstack mode
Bea is sticc with good legs
Gregg is a fuccboi thats packing heat
Angus is obviously bear mode
Bombshell is thicc
Selmers is pear mode
>>8788378
Pear Bear Selma
>>8788378
This is my headcanon as well.
>>8788604
Anon please I'm trying to have a nice, wholesome Easter Sunday.
Wish somebody would draw Bea laying eggs. It's festive.
WHOLESOME
EASTER
How are you guys spending your Easter?
>>8788959
Family
>>8788959
Doing homework and shitposting.
>>8788992
get memed
>>8788959
working on a fic and not actually celebrating the holiday.
>>8789204
This is highly amusing to me. Thank you.
OK REAL TALK GUYS
WHAT COLOR ARE LORIS PANTIES QUICK
>>8789523
I feel like they'd be either that yellowish vanilla color or sky blue.
>>8789523
She doesn't wear any, easier to drop her pants and rub her cunny on the cold metal tracks
>>8789204
>Mae will never join you for Easter lunch with the family
Why even live bros?
>>8789523
She probably has novelty panties that make it look like she got period blood on them. She's a weirdo.
>>8789622
oh my god you're probably right, too
>>8789523
White and blue stripes.
>>8789523
I'm going full vanilla and say that she has plain white panties. The bargain ones that come with several pairs a pack.
>>8789677
This is honestly the most realistic answer. She is poor after all. We can even go deeper down the road and say they're hand-me downs from her older sister so they've yellowed a bit.
>>8789731
Don't make
I have four achievements left to get on Steam. May go for them now. Two are Demontower. How hard is it? I played it a little bit but quit on level three. It seemed... tedious. Certainly not my type of game and one I didn't really enjoy.
give me photoshop reqs
especially stuff involving pictures
>>8790576
If you were to make a mockup of the family picture, with the same soft focus, with Mae's family as they look today, that would be wonderful.
>>8790576
Do you mean images like a family photo or pictures for a setting?
>>8790894
The latter.
>>8790907
No, I meant literally any photo ever within reason
tiny sneak peek of my shitty wip dumb lesbian pedophile fic
>>8791173
Vagina is a weird word. Maybe I'm just immature but I can't take that word seriously and have never been able to.
>>8791204
haha yeah it does sound pretty weird when you say it out loud
>>8791204
It's very clinical. Perhaps a synonym would work better for an erotic story.
>>8790897
I don't really have any good photos for that unless you want to do something either disturbing or disgusting.
>try to jump to "maehouse" in assets
>type "maeh"
>error
>scroll through the whole folder
>mfw "mae_house"
>>8791204
Hearing vagina makes me hungry. Like a slang name for a vegetarian sandwich which I think mixes well with the situation. But like the other guy said there's sexier synonymous words.
What if some of the people in Possum Springs had stands?
Does anyone remember when Casey was said to have disappeared? Was it sometime after Mae left for college, or earlier the year she returned?
>>8791552
some time after mae left.
>>8791552
It was july 2017, ~3 months before mae gets home
>>8791428
Just to throw it out there, I think "muff" sounds good when we're talking about eating vag.
>>8791552
Game takes place in October/November. He was abducted in the spring. Probably March-May.
Demontower is seriously pissing me off. You get hit once and there's no moment of invuln. You just keep getting hit over and over and over.
I guess you're supposed to be constantly dashing in this game. Especially since you get more dash as your health bar lowers each round. But this type of game is garbage.
>>8791824
sounds like you need to git gud
>>8791863
I play NITW for the characters and the story. Not to play shitty games from the 80s.
>>8791824
G I T G U D
I
T
G
U
D
Hey, all. I've written a drama fic in the spirit of Easter Sunday.
It centers on a day in the life of Karen and her inner troubles. It''s crywank, mostly. There is an explicit scene at the end, but I wouldn't call it terribly erotic. There's also biblical exegesis; I am just trying to show the character through her life. I'm sorry if it's dull or dour.
https://pastebin.com/Dis4pxBx
Please tell me what you think, or about any errors. Thank you all.
>>8791938
Oh my this is fairly lengthy.
>>8791994
It defintely needs pruning, but I need to do things with my family today; I've spent most of the last five days not at work hidden in my room, writing this, and I need to get outside.
>>8791938
>Karen fic
I'm already sold
>>8791889
>i don't want to git gud because i'm a scrub
>>8792056
I don't mean that it's bad. Length is good, even, I just wasn't expecting it.
Liking the imagery so far, wish I wasn't still half asleep from my easter lunch with the family cause reading hard when you wanna sleep.
>>8791173
also, this fic might not be a very long one. I want to make it longer but it doesn't seem like there's much I can do without dragging it out to the point where it gives you a headache.
>>8792255
Quality > quantity my dude.
Imagine working with so many layers, saving the png, closing the work, and realizing you forgot the thing on mae's shirt
>>8791938
I'll give it a read later mate.
>>8792398
That's one of the reasons I've started saving PSD files just in case.
>>8792418
I save them for larger works, such as Loss
fffffFUCK digital lineart is hard, this is making me want to chew my fingers off.
>>8792443
git usedtoit
>>8792443
Wow man, if you want to bitch that much just use the line and curve tool in sai or bump up your smoothing.
I have the shakiest of hands and it does wonders for my stuff.
>>8792573
this
>>8792573
you have a strange threshold for what is considered bitching
>>8792573
Advice taken. I'm using paint.net but I might check out sai if it's better.
>>8792661
Paint.net is the best for editing, but SAI is better for drawing.
>>8792661
Sai is certainly worth the price tag.
Just buy version one then get version 2 your license will work on both.
Version 2 has shape tools and text tools along with more options in general.
>>8792709
>not pirating any software
>EVER
get a load of this bimbandudingus
>>8792814
I've pirated adobe premiere and elements.
I only pirate stuff that has monthly payment sort of stuff.
I respect a single payment stuff for things that I know that I will use.
Otherwise, I just go for stuff without a price tag.
I'm going to dump some pics of Mae being a good person and deserving of the good friends she has.
>>8792967
Okay I'm done, that's all of them!
>>8792990
You sack of shit.
>>8792990
>>8792967
>>8792990
>>8791938
That was painful.
Excellently done, anon.
Seems my strategy for Demontower is dying over and over until RNG blesses me with easy enemies. Mages can go fuck themselves. I know you can dash through projectiles, but that doesn't help when there are three mages shooting fireballs.
>>8791938
God damn anon, that was a really well made story. I'm kinda split on the ending though. It felt like something wedged in there for the fags here that demand something to be sexual in order to be readable, but had a lovely level depth to it. I don't feel she would be into that particular character in that way, but at the same time I love how it adds another layer into her as a person to have such thoughts and be a pastor.
Also here's some errors I noticed.
>second to last sentence of paragraph 8
>"A plain white nightshirt hung loosely over her body like a The creases of her skin mocked her."
Finish up that set of description my man.
>paragraph 130; first sentence
>"Pastor k he"
Just delete the "he" there.
Oh, and
>paste deleted automatically in 13 days
Why???
>She will never bounce on your dick as you eskimo kiss
What's her name, /nitwg/?
>>8793860
Gregg.
>>8793860
Bombshell
>>8793860
Mae
>>8790813
If I were to put assets over the picture it'd be either incredibly small or incredibly blurry
Here's a family photo though
version one
>>8793860
Selmers
>tfw no secret nanny cam to record her ass meat shaking up and down as she slides on my divine rod covered in pussy cream
>>8794041
For shame. The pet bird is family as well, you heartless fuck.
>>8793860
Pastor Kate.
>>8793860
beatrice santello
>>8794041
This is real nice.
>candy taller than Stan
How did Mae end up such a womanlet if her mom is an Amazonia goddess?
>>8794061
Birds are not that important
Happy Easter
>>8794111
quick fix
>>8794136
What did you "fix?"
>>8793860
You
>>8794170
Look at Mae's ass!
>>8794176
A-anon...
>>8794170
here's a comparison
>>8794200
I'm saving this
>>8794200
LEWD
>>8794200
*internal mae wants play*
>>8794211
>>8794218
>>8794221
Couldn't get the speed right the first time here you go
>>8794255
*mae wants play intensifies*
>>8794255
>when it's time for the family photo but you just inserted the egg vibrator
>>8794255
>and this
>is to go ever further beyond!
>>8794054
I would rather have Selmers eskimo kissing me with her fat butt.
So is this the will of the people?
>>8794449
Add super saiyan glow and turn her red tuft golden.
>>8794449
>CRITICAL HIT
>>8794498
>yfw 1hp
>>8794562
SHE'S GONNA BLOW
HIT
THE
DECK
>>8791824
>dashing away in imminent gangbang scenarios
>constantly dashing
>>8794590
You don't have to fight 95% of the enemies. The best strategy is literally to die until you get a map placement and enemy variety that makes it a smooth cakewalk from key to door.
>>8794609
If you're a scrub I guess.
>>8794693
I am a scrub. I just finished level seven. I'm on Leafy Graves now, which I've read is the hardest one in the game. It's not as impossibly difficult as I thought it would be, thanks to the RNG. Just need to keep rolling the dice until it's manageable.
I can deal with all of the enemy types well enough except for the hooded guys who teleport and throw daggers.
>>8792429
>last scene isn't mae on the hospital bed
was angry before I realized it's a miscarriage joke because candy said something about that. subtle, good work.
>>8794948
Do you think Candy's poison womb is why Mae is so small and mentally unsound?
Like, she just barely managed to have a kid who ended up not developing as well as they should, leading to Mae being half her parent's height and developing a disassociative disorder?
Or is it because she's 20 and the cult is 20 years old and the only reason Candy even was able to have a baby successfully is because the Black Goat "blessed" the town, but his blessing was of course corrupted at its base.
>>8794996
Also i just realized i think I made stan lanky as fuck
>>8795018
It's pretty clear, based on the cut content with Germ's grandma, that Mae was only born due to the cult. The line about her having a black spot in her, and that her parents - or her parents' parents - must have done something to cause it. There was also going to be a character in the game that would tell us secrets about Mae's grandpa, implying he had more to him than meets the eye.
>>8794996
>mae was born with colored highlights and a shirt but not with part of her ear torn off
MAE WANT LORI REF OR SPRITE
>>8795143
I just took that to mean that her bloodline was related to the old god shit. Is she really some sort of destined cult baby, and that's why the cultists didn't want to kill her? Is that why she's a crazy ho?
>>8794878
And it figures the boss is literally dozens of those guys and a big one. This'll take me a while.
how can i stop being madly in love with mae
>>8795366
By falling for her mom instead.
>>8795366
Accept that she's just shapes.
>>8784292
I think it looks great. Don't listen to the whiny pussies.
>>8795506
16 hours ago
is that how far are you going to go to post your contrarian shit
>>8795363
The trick to that fight is to dash around the map until enough of them die to friendly fire that you are alone with the boss. Then you wait until he throws a dagger at you, dash through the dagger (you are invulnerable while dashing) and hit him, repeat until hes dead.
>>8795394
>we will never get a mother/daughter picture
I guess I could commission someone but ehhh. I don't know if I want it that bad. I've got the scene in my head though.
>mae gets home late at night, dad got roped into a double shift so he won't be back until midnight, something about short on stockers and they more or less made him do it
>her mom is still up, in the kitchen
>drunk
>has been crying a bit, looking over bills and old family photos
>mae tries to comfort her
>Candy goes on a rant about how she only wanted the best for her, just wanted to raise a family and for you to go to college so you could support yourself and raise a family too
>Mae says she doesn't want kids, she's still a virgin
>Candy shows where Mae gets her impulsiveness from, in a sudden change of tempo decides she's gonna help Mae lose her virginity
>just so happens some 20 something dude is walking home or something /whocares/, she half coerces half forces him inside
>Mae is freaking out but doesn't want to upset her mom
>Candy rides the dude's face while coaching Mae on how to ride a dick
>dude is confused but free sex w/e
>hot femdom/coaching
>Candy passes out on couch, Mae does her best to redress her and goes upstairs confused but halfway giddy she lost her virginity
>mom doesn't remember anything in the morning
Just like my Japanese hentai comics drawn by Chinese people.
>>8795540
I keep dashing "into" them, and I can't just dash twice to keep going, it seems. They're fast, and they teleport into my path. I use up all of my health pots before even half are dead.
>>8793043
Is there a full pic of this?
>>8795682
That is the full picture.
>>8795536
Eat a cock faggot. You don't get to choose what gets posted.
>>8795662
>hey this is pretty goo-
>random dude
mae is for carpet munching ONLY
>>8795722
>being an incest fag
>>8795732
it's not real incest if they are fictional characters
>>8795756
It's fictional incest you mong
>>8795764
and it's awwwwright
>>8795732
Incest is hot, though.
>>8795780
>>8795784
Okay I giggled but seriously incest is a shit fetish.
It's enough to deface a pure Christian woman with drunken facesitting, but to do that on her daughter? C'mon, you can't even really lose your virginity as a girl unless a penis is involved. And if you suggest involving Stan in this I'll fuckin cut ya, m8
>>8795824
>He doesn't know about the family eels game
>>8795842
>>8795824
incest isn't even a fetish
it's a fucking normie vanilla search tag
like milf or teacher student
Ok, I just beat level eight on Demontower. Two more to go, and I wrote down the guy's path. Hopefully I can get this done.
Then, to get the all doodles achievement, I think I just need the two other animal heads on Gregg's path and to beat the game with Gregg.
>>8795866
>normie tier
>not shit
Get on my level scrub. Come back when you can only get off to hypersex.
>>8795713
no, but i have the right to judge the content that is posted
I have a Bea fetish
>tfw Bea is the most neglected nitw character
>tfw she has the smallest amount of pictures on the booru
>>8795873
I can't get the sketches because PS4 glitchiness. ;_;
>>8795945
>http://nitw.booru.org/
She has the second most pictures of any characters guy. Only Mae has more.
>>8795909
You also have the right to be called a pathetic little cunt for having shit taste.
>>8795970
>only the second most
IT'S NOT FAIR
God DAMN it's hard to write when your allergies hit you like a firetruck. I just wanna go to sleep but it's 7:30
>>8796031
We'll get there one day anon
>>8795282
THE BLACK GOAT NEEDS AN EARTHLY VESSEL
>>8796043
why is like 50% of that image transparent
>>8796088
they are force ghosts
Ok, I just finished Demontower. Got both achievements. The final boss was a goddamn joke compared to the hooded guy.
Sad thing is, as much as I hated demontower, I'd rather keep playing it than to play through the main game for a sixth time. Played it three times on PS4 and two times on Steam. Gave up the PS4 version because it was generally too glitchy and the patches came too late.
I love this game to death. But I dread having to walk across town and do those stupid dream sequences over and over again.
>>8795667
What do you mean you can't dash twice? You can definitely chain dashes together. Just keep going in circles around the whole map, don't get hung up in one place, if you move far enough quickly they will drop aggro on you.
>>8796169
I only played it once and I was already done with playing it. Hell watching playthroughs of it afterwards was exhausting
>>8796169
>bought it twice
>5 playthroughs
>for """achievements""" in a walking simulator
>>8795722
mae's mom is a good christian, her daughter can be a fag all she wants but she's gonna lose her virginity the way god intended
>>8796292
god isn't real kid
*tips hat*
>>8796321
Angus shouldn't you be fucking Gregg on camera for us?
>>8796321
Well... You're going to wish he was in minute.
*cocks luger*
>>8796321
god exists adult *adjusts glasses, sips tea*
>>8796377
>lowercase g
checkmate thiest
>>8796359
>he thinks gregg doesn't top
ebin
>>8796401
they both prob just switch or something
Am I crazy guys but wasn't there a black diamond achievement for seeing the tattoo on the arm?
Decided to try and unlock it but it doesn't exist anymore....
>>8796503
MANDELA EFFECT WOOOOOO~ SPOOKY
>>8796503
There was never such a thing nope, you can squash the bug for an achievement.
STEAM BADGES WHEN
STEAM BACKGROUNDS WHEN
STEAM CARDS WHEN
YOU SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN AFTER PAX, DEV.
WHERE IS IT??
>>8795662
>some random guy
>not having Candy invite Mae's little friend from the snack falcon over
>>8796604
>double cheating
You bastard
What do you think would have happened if the cult killed Mae when they shot at her? Would Angus, Gregg and Bea have tried to tell the truth to the police, or would they just cower in fear? Angus and Gregg could still try to move out, but Bea would be stuck there.
The cult probably wouldn't have taken action against them because they didn't know anything and nobody would believe them. If they went missing after reporting a murder cult, it probably would be very suspicious to people.
I also wonder what Mae's parents would have done. Would Candy's faith have been enough to keep her from falling apart?
>>8796761
These are some deep, depressing points of thought I'd rather not think.
>>8796946
Perhaps, but maybe it would also get Molly to finally try to fight against the cult. Unlike most people, I don't believe she was a member, but she likely suspected something was going on and didn't want Mae to get involved. If Mae got killed, Molly might become a loose cannon cop with nothing to lose.
>>8796999
>coming this summer
>a loose cannon cop with nothing to lose and a teenage drifter with nothing to prove will join forces
>>8796400
>thiest
>>8797060
There's a slightly tidier version.
>>8797175
Oh well just take all the wind out of my sails why don't you?
I'll get around to colo(u)ring it at some point.
>>8797205
Hahhhhhhh
>>8797205
BEAFAGS BTFO HOW WILL THEY RECOVER?
>>8797286
>bea getting gangbanged
>pierced nipples
>>8797286
>nipple piercings
Just as I thought this generic-ass shit couldn't get any worse.
>>8797205
DELETE THIS
BEAS ITTY BITTY CROCO TITTIES ARE JUST FINE
>>8797331
Fat cat tats are better
>>8797423
>wanting trash mammaries
I want to suck on Mae's puffy areolas until they're no longer inverted.
>>8797602
Suck on THIS scumbag.
*unclips police bra*
I've noticed nobody bothered to try to waifu the background characters yet. Nobody wants to blow a load down the pregnant raccoon lady's throat?
>>8797331
For the record I believe you're right, but I thought it would be funny.
>>8792063
>>8792109
>>8793087
>>8795193
Thank you all for the feedback, especially >>8793495. I'll try to incorporate some edits into a later version and put it out soonish.
I wrote the story with that end in mind, but I agree it came out somewhat tacked on. I want that part of her character (as I'm writing it) to be discussed in some way.
I have it on autodelete because I like to hide. I'll put up a permanant link with edits sometime soon.
>>8797657
>not wanting to fuck her perfect pregnant pussy
do you even preg fetish bro
>>8797631
*unzips wallet and show sovereign citizenship*
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>8797661
It's a good pic, gj
>>8797688
When I'm done with her that baby's going to have a soft spot in its head 8 inches deep.
ok guys heres my epic sexy greentext fic
>be anon
>live in possum springs
>know this cute virgin cat girl that you've been dating
>you go to her house one night while her parents are out on their anniversary date
>you get sum good succ and good fucc
>you leave
>as soon as you walk out of the house she hits you in the head with a baseball bat and kills you
>fin
>>8798102
>getting killed by a girl
literal pussiboi. you looking for a bear fag?
>>8798102
HOT
>>8798102
nice let me try
>be anon
>go to uni
>meet cute goat chick
>hitting it off we have similar beliefs
>one night she offers me to go to her room
>get onto her bed
>*unzip dick*
>time to smash
>wait a minute my pants are still on
>THAT WASN'T MY DICK UNZIPPING
>run to door
>it's locked
>can hear goat bleat intensify
>use my brute strength as an anonymous animal to break through the door
>remember i always kinda wanted to suck dick anyways
>go back and apologize
>she says its okay if i pay for the door
>go back to her bed and cuddle
and that's how i lost my anal virginity
>>8798102
here's better one
>be anon
>live in possum
>you are going nowhere in life
>essentially a waste of space and resources
>get thrown in pit and die
>fin
>>8798391
Please, /pol/ has sunk its roots into all of us. We'd be members of the cult.
>>8798449
speak for urself fascist scum
>>8798449
Nah I kinda plan to blow my brains out in like 20 years.
:^)
>>8798465
God damn I love those lumpy nipples.
>>8798465
>implying this isn't hot as hell
Normie plebs need not apply
>>8798502
it is kind of hot, but the rest of the dudes art is kind of shitty
>>8798529
correct, that's why I ignore all the other art and only look at this one.
here's the non-messy version
oh FUCK that's a good succ
quick post a song that describes your favorite nitw character
>>8798927
https://genius.com/Halsey-control-lyrics
Killer.
>>8798927
i dont know any songs that describe Lori
>>8798927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs
WAITWAITWAIT BUT DON'T TELL US THE CHARACTER
>>8796761
They did lie about what happened, they said a hunter shot at them. iirc they never even considered going to the police.
I think there's basically no chance they would have done anything about it. They only bothered avenging Casey's death because doing so was incredibly convenient and was their best option anyway.
>>8799157
But they knew Mae was alive at that point. If she died, the stakes would be greater. They might have been compelled to try.
>>8799157
>iirc
>not speedrunning the game once every day
>>8799277
Game is boring as fuck to replay.
>>8799310
i was just joking anon.
i have played through it 6 times though
>>8798927
https://youtu.be/s20FzOh7cP4
>>8798990
fine fag guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zQFZDLSESk
>>8799388
is it bombshell or....
>>8798465
I want to feel those veins on my tongue.
>>8799466
wow gj
>>8799388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llbW8VogyVE
>>8799479
how can a fucking character that only appears once be your favorite
>>8798990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIfSaDNVjXI
You'll NEVER guess this one
>>8799522
GREGG
>>8799522
>interior crocodile alligator
the walls are lined with crocodilian
just like smelter fan #1's anal cavity is lined with crocodilian semen
CATS SUCK
BEARS SUCK
GATORS SUCK
BIRDS SUCK
MICE SUCK
DOGS RULE
>>8799685
go fuck yourself
>>8799708
What's wrong pussy boy, you gonna cry? Typical.
>>8799741
nah im gonna call my girl Lori up and make her stab you with a real knife instead of a movie prop knife
Isn't it kind of weird that Gregg never bought into Mae's ghost story? I mean, as close as the two of them are, and as manic as he is, it seems weird that he was just as skeptical as the others. I think it would have been interesting if at least one of Mae's friends fully bought into her story.
>>8799758
You think I'm afraid of that little cunt? Bigger men have tried and suceeded in stabbing me. Know what happened to them? Neither does anybody else. Only I think I'll make an exception for your little rat friend. I'll fuck her so hard I won't even need my hands around her neck. Her pathetic gasps of air will come from her own deformed air pipes.
>>8799802
Everybody knows Mae is a fucking idiot. Being her best friend doesn't change that. Besides, his boyfriend is a fedora tipper and he probably blackpilled the eff out of Gregg about the universe.
>>8795708
That bowstring's gonna sheer his knuckles off.
>>8799893
Don't cut yourself with that edge buddy
>>8798976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw5g5NPGuNw
I can see her awkwardly trying to lip-sing then slyly backing-out.
>>8800167
Don't fucking worry ""buddy"" the only thing that I'm cutting is Lori's hymen.
>>8800211
we could totally just, like, put this all behind us and dp lori
Which NITW girl can squirt the farthest?
>>8800258
Mae. With her
MASSIVE SCHLONG
>>8800282
mae no have penis...
>>8800309
Hah, that's what she wants you to think!
>>8800330
why would she do that
>>8800248
I'm in if we make it a tp and all fuck her little cunt at the same time. I want to see how big a tear her pussy can handle before she passes out from pain.
Doing the Gregg route for the achievements. His line in the fourth hangout, about how Mae has to let him change? Fuck Gregg. He blames Mae for his own bad decisions. He's a shit friend.
Can't wait for Angus to dump him in Bright Harbor.
>>8800341
So she can beat you with her bat, duh
>>8800370
what is your obsession with mae beating people with bats
she hits like two things in the game and neither of them were alive and
hell only one of them is real
>>8800417
It was a joke you moron
>>8800417
https://youtu.be/2qZObuo5j8o?t=1m12s
>>8800348
sounds good dude.
C-can I make the new thread?
>>8800529
In 2 pages anon. Page 8 is when you can.
>>8800258
Pastor Kate
>>8800547
Pastor Kate is a whore
Her beak probably has seen more cock than a drunken smelters fan
So Onzeno is on board to do another Lori x Mae picture. Same scene but a little further along with less clothing and kissing.
>>8800638
and more* kissing
>>8800638
I can't wait!
>>8800638
Should also have more feet
>>8800638
Hopefully it turns out okay. He's drawn some lewds, but I feel his style works best for cuter things.
>>8800638
>less clothing
Ya'll are saints. Can't wait
>>8800769
It's not full nude, so there's that.
At the end, when you're sleeping on the couch, it makes sense if Bea is with you. Angus and Gregg would be in their bed.
If you go the Gregg route, and Gregg is with you on the couch, are Angus and Bea sharing the bed? Or is Angus being full gentleman and sleeping on the floor?
Angus and Bea are good friends. Angus is also gay. I think it would be cute if they shared the bed and maybe even did a friendly snuggle.
>>8799204
Did they know that? Do we know whether they said that before or after Mae was discovered? I thought it was before.
>>8800258
Reminder that squirting is just urine
>>8801232
>not having a piss fetish in 2017