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When all the contentfags and the imagedump anon are asleep we're like a bunch of starved baby birds awkwardly squawking at each other
>Undyne gets sick and takes a five-hour bath so she can soak her gills
>>8782520
>Undyne doesn't want you to feel emasculated so she sometimes lets you take care of things she's more than capable of doing. Like opening a jar
>>8782520
>Undyne gets sick
>Gets embarrassed because the only fish safe medicines are at the pet store
>>8782627
>you go with her
>at the checkout counter
>she has her debit card out and the clerk is ringing everything up
>"medicine...collar..."
>COLLAR?
>Undyne looks at you angrily and you wink
>>8782577
>one time she super glues the jar shut and laughs at you when you can't open it then realizes she can't open it either because she used too much super glue and then you both go to the store to buy more pickles
>Undyne starts watching pro wrestling
>much like her and anime, you dont have the heart to tell her it isnt real
>she starts doing moves on you, dropping elbows while you're on the bed and doing double leg takedowns to get you on the floor
>always tries to make you tap out
Family photo.
>>8782968
beautiful
Would undyne give a guy a handjob or would that be too straight?
>>8783138
Undyne could be bi anyway
there are some things we may never know
>>8783138
In my headcanon Undyne is only bicurious so idgaf
>>8783308
Especially teen Undyne.
She's gone completely dick crazy in two of her stories now. Moreso than in the regular stories
Fith
Quick, does teen undyne still have both her eyes?
>>8783565
I dont think it's ever been specifically brought up by the writefag in any of the teen stories.
I think she still has both though, because the eyepatch has also never been mentioned.
That would be a pretty cool story. The origins of the missing eye.
>>8783595
>undyen give me a blowjob
>okay sure
>get dick in eye
>oh no my eye, my only weakness, how did you know
>put on eyepatch
>no more dick
>>8783783
Really giving the writefag a run for her money there
>>8783822
A montage will follow where she stands on a cliff and yells really loud until she can materialize a spear.
>tfw fit scales is your weakness
>when she wants to fuhu your ahuhu
>>8782510
It's the only way to get you to evolve and start making delicious fish content yourself.
>>8782968
Haha don't feel too bad. You're not really losing anything in my case. Isn't the sharksis called Akhy though and not Anky? (Also the eyepatch is over the wrong eye on Undyne.)
>>8783871
Kek.
>>8784074
Pretty good taste.
>>8782968
what about the gay anon?
>>8785246
I miss them. And the guy with the numbered filenames that went up to 4k or something.
>>8785246
>>8785294
Jingo would be neat too but I don't think he really comes over anymore.
>>8785156
Most pure couple.
>you'll never have the perfect nerd gf
>>8785632
please no more glasses
muh dick
>>8785641
UNF
>when you catch your sister having weird sex with an old man
>>8783462
fishu
>>8786032
>posting alphys
One job, anon.
>>8786342
>>8786342
Don't be an ass anon. Undyne is still in the image and it's hot.
Hi all, let me know if you'd like a story written and I'll get to it when I can.
We have gotten an alphys sympathizer in our midst.
>>8786501
Maybe Alphys tries to explain a complicated scientific concept to Undyne?
>>8786518
No, we seem to have a /utg/ immigrant who swallowed the 'the undyne thread hates alphys! they photoshop her out of undyne pics and harass artists! the writefag will fix everything and deliver undyne into reader's powerful and intelligent arms!' koolaid in our midst.
>>8786599
>impression level of penis size, 10 percent and falling
>>8786544
and meanwhile the writefag posts a cute alphyne pic lmao
>>8786710
what is she humming about?
>>8786748
Shyren's song?
>>8786881
toriel's nose and mouth look like a face
>>8786899
Almost like a shark.
>>8786501
You're probably already doing the other one, but I'll try anyway;
>Undyne finds out what D&D is
>Desperately wants to try it and set up a group to play with her
>Nobody but you is willing to try it out
>She gets really bummed out and sulky
>You feel bad, so you become dungeon master for a game just for her.
>The entire adventure you create is balanced for one person to be able to complete and the story is tailor made to suit all of her interests so that she has a good time
>>8787114
>dude write a dnd story lmao
Thrilling.
>>8787247
Well, I mean, we have a story about Undyne going to the DMV...
>>8787053
why do so many people insist on giving her a nose
>>8787394
thanks, plasticsurgeonfag
you do good work
>>8786540
Delivered: https://pastebin.com/GWBfETXL
I think this one's cute, but I feel like it could have used a little more development maybe, I think it got a little rushed. Either way I like it, let me know what you think.
>>8787114
>>8787320
I think that guy's point was less about the topic and more about the construction, there's no real conflict or character development there, it's just masturbation. And while I'm definitely not above that I try to have at least a little bit of depth in each story.
>>8787405
that was me actually lol I used paint, if you look really close you can see the square bits where I took a bit of her forehead and pasted it over the nose
>>8787507
I, Undyne prequel detailing the initial tracking, fight and capture of human, pretty please. Also, the reason why she didn't outright kill him/became attached in the first place.
I can offer you five entire butt-pats in exchange for such a story.
>>8787507
>https://pastebin.com/GWBfETXL
That was cute, thank you! It was fun seeing Alphys try to be assertive.
>>8787644
That many butt-pats is certainly tempting but I really can't right now unfortunately. Maybe later today?
>>8787823
Oh, whenever you want really.
Just wanted to throw it out there.
[fishspoiler]I can go up to 7 buttpats, but no higher. I have mouths to feed[/fishspoiler]
EYO DRAWFAG-KUN
Please do a sketch of this with undyne stealth-shitposting while shark sis is sleeping.
>>8787896
>>8788459
that is inappropriate
take that book away from her
Now we just need an eel little brother.
>>8788725
>>8788690
>>8788981
much better
I bet you like high waist pants.
>>8788459
>>8788981
These should not be this cute
>>8789412
>>8789451
>>8789412
>>8789555
>>8789647
This one is barely Undyne related anymore but I'll throw you a bone this time because I'm bored.
>>8787973
At some point.
>>8790104
Cute shark!
>>8790104
>when the palm tree gets more details than undyne
wew
Why is a fish so attractive?
>>8790261
do the proportions on this look weird to anyone else
>>8790424
The thighs are alright but the rest of the leg is too short. Otherwise it's very fine.
>>8790586
>>8790632
>>8790651
kek
>>8790261
>>8790424
>>8790434
>>8790494
???
>>8790845
that's actually a huge improvement
>>8790845
Other than the foot on the right (her left) being at a weird angle to the ground it looks great.
>>8790974
?
>>8791273
You'd probably see a bit of the bottom of her foot, but I think this is probably as good as it can reasonably get.
>>8791348
If I were a drawfag I could just redo the foot, but I'm just a lowly photoshop fag.
>>8791375
It's fine, you've done a great job.
>>8791273
>>8791348
>>8791647
I gave it a shot
>>8791923
No you'd need to turn her knee for that to work. Now her knee is pointing forward but her ankle is all twisted so her foot is directly towards the ground.
>>8791923
you can always do the cop-out and crop out the bottom of the image so there's no feet
>>8792071
Whoops, that was dumb.
Don't worry fellas, I got you covered
Think I finally found the problem
>>8792439
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8792439
>they're all looking at each other
>>8792184
Nah you can't just twist the knee out of sight if her leg is in that position. I meant the foot should be turned back.
>>8792263
>>8792439
Fucking kek. I think you got it now.
>>8792439
make the puddle like ten times larger
>>8792567
>>8792638
We need to start thinking about renewable energy sources
>>8793125
You're going too far anon... but keep going. I want to see where this ride goes.
>>8793125
it looks like an angel
like, the biblical kind
>>8793749
i want to marry underswap undyne
>>8793843
I want to marry you.
>>8794216
o-oh gosh
>>8795421
looks like she has a question
>>8795870
>hey teach! I took my clothes off, will you pass me in Algebra now?
>>8786501
>teen undyne is surprised when her boyfriend puts it in the butt
>>8796821
I think we can all relate to that
>>8796886
yeah, but it's better when teen undyne does it
>>8796398
Those shoulders look weird
>>8797813
I am going to kiss this forehead.
>>8797889
Not if this forehead kisses you first!
>>8798042
Now I am going to penetrate this forehead.
The situation has improved
You guys are fun.
And goodnight.
>>8798904
goodnight!
>>8796181
>see me after class, undyne
>i think we can work out an agreement
goodnight (:
>>8785396
Well I don't anymore, but I guess it's going to be that time of the year again soon...
What's a jungo?
>>8803157
Do it faggot. Draw some sexy fish.
Morning all, let me know if you'd like a story written and I'll get to it when I can.
>>8806019
Undyne goes to dentist/orthodontist for surgery because one of her teeth is fucking with her jaw bone or something.
On the way back in the car/at home she is still very drugged up so she says all the things she would normally be too embarrassed to say because it makes her feel like a dweeb. Even starts talking about marriage or something else extreme like that. Basically just all filters are gone
Puffy cheeks/lisp too because of the swelling and gauze in her mouth.
>>8806019
I think there was a request someone made a few topics ago for Undyne being dominant in a female/female scene. I don't remember what it was exactly, but it sounded hot.
>>8806705
Undyne's breasts are the breast***
>>8806724
Undyne's bests are the breast***
>>8806705
>>8807549
Nice!
>>8807638
How so?
>>8807664
Like those little lines, I don't know what they're called, they seem really exaggerated to me.
>>8807698
It's because they're too close to the centre.
Should be further out to her sides
>>8806628
https://pastebin.com/97cDwYvx
This one is pretty awful but I just had like zero motivation, I didn't sleep well at all last night and when I actually sat down to write I couldn't get anything going. Sorry dude.
>>8807730
Yeah, you're right, that's what it is
>>8807744
It's okay. It's still cute.
>>8807744
It was pretty funny for me but I'm not the OR or anything.
Personally I feel like it's better to not try to create something when you're not feeling it. It feels worse giving someone bad things than giving them nothing.
Post age and if wizard status is still a possibility.
>>8808178
23.
Wizard potential lost at 16
where is polarbearfag
he should be here by now
>>8808178
20, wizard potential lost at 13.
It's been a while, but I'm still gay.
>>8808834
Hi gay!
>>8808178
26
Wizard status technically lost at 7.
>>8808834
Good to hear!
>>8808178
18
Just learned my first spell last week, I can shoot water from my eyes in very small amounts
In other news, it's me, that one fag who had a crush on a girl who reminded that fag of Undyne
Spent a few months writing a shitty album and I just gave it to her last week, so I guess I'm finally over that and don't feel like killing myself anymore
>>8808178
Is this what you refer to? If so, 26, going to be 27, and wizard status still possible. XD
I'm going to marry this fish!
>>8808922
I dunno, I dated a girl for 5 months and one day she said "can I come to your place?" and I said "yeah" and we fucked. I am totally passive about dating and such, like, I never approached a girl or anything like that, it was always them that told me they liked me and I just went with it. I don't really feel the need to be in a relationship or even to have sex, maybe that's why I've been single for almost an year now. And don't say "slay pussy", it's weird.
>>8808178
22, lost magic potential when I was 17. I'm dating Undyne.
>>8811746
>>8810381
Uuu, posting my colored pic. so proud!
>>8811746
Good luck anon! Meanwhile I'm going to marry this fish.
I want to rub my dick on Undyne's face while she's sleeping, if you know what I mean.
>>8812990
It is a desire of mine to massage Undyne's features with my genitals, all while she is dormant.
Should you comprehend what it is that I'm implying.
>>8812990
>t-that's a cute fish
sciencefish a cute.
>>8814117
>you know what? It's fine. I'll just head on back the way I came
>>8814687
>dat gap
hnng
>>8816516
>>8816830
beautiful
>Undyne will never fart on your face
>Undyne will never kiss you
>Undyne will never get in the shower with you and pretend like it's nothing despite the fact that you're just friends
>Undyne will never ask if you can wash her back for her prior to nonchalantly asking if you want to go on a date Friday
Goodnight.
>>8818731
goodnight!
>Undyne will never get comfortable enough around you to take her eyepatch off
>>8818809
>you wake up
>she put her eyepatch on you, drew a beard on your face, and put an empty bottle of alcohol in your hand
>look at her, confused
>"Arr"
>>8782414
Asgore is better
>>8790261
>she cums
>Tidal wave erupts from her pussy
>>8819009
>implying
>>8808178
28 Wizard status will be reached in one and half a year.
goodnight (:
>>8819009
Asgorefags like Undyne becauae of their cute platonic relationship. If you're going to falseflag you should do it as a Toriel or Sans lover
>5 people claiming to have had sex before 20
>2 faggots dare speaking the truth
Does undyne attract normies?
>>8818845
Kek.
>>8820423
I think Undertale in general attracted a lot of normies. I don't think losing your wizard status means you're automatically a normie though. I mean everyone is still here lusting after an anthro fish in /trash/ of all places. Having lost their virginity doesn't necessarily mean they've been in a relationship since or are now.
>undyne is dragging the drawfag after her
>where are we going
>shut up nerd
>she throws him into a room
>sharksis is coming from the other end dragging stickfag
>my dream has come true, I knew you felt the same way
>lol no
>throws him in with the drawfag
>sup bro
>alright listen up fags
>we'll tell you to do some gay shit
>and if you do it we'll do the same afterwards
>aw hell yeah
>hell no, stickfag isn't even cute
>grab my tits bro, I want to see them do that
>NO
>>8823516
>writefag sits over in a dark corner with a perverted smile
>>8824247
>tfw no writefag gf
very spicy page 9 bump
Hi all, let me know if you'd like a story written and I'll get to it when I can. If nobody wants anything in particular I'll do that Undyne/Brill dom story that got requested last time.
>>8824495
sad!
>>8826716
>Undyne finds out her boyfriend was a professional masseuse before he fell down the mountain.
>She had a particularly rough day at the gym, beating her personal record on the benchpress and is very sore.
>She awkwardly requests that he helps her out with that but there's a lot of sexual tension because it's early on in the relationship and they haven't had sex yet.
>Massage starts out with her clothed but she ends up taking stuff off so he could do it better.
>Boner accidentally brushes up against face at one point.
pls
>>8826868
That sounded pretty romantic until the boner versus face line, wew.
>oh boy my bf was a prof messesur before he fell down a fucking mountain
>it must hurt like fuck if he tries to do message now since he quit
>i'll make him give me a message lol
>>8826716
When was the last time we had a sad?
>young undyne at uni
>sitting outside in nice weather and drawing
>cool guy surprises her from behind
>whatcha drawing?
>oh gee oh man just some sketches for class
>may i see?
>oh gosh yeah sure
>damn these are good, what class are you in?
>one thing leads to the next
>cue undyne getting fucked silly in her dorm
>when they're done guy starts dressing again
>you leaving?
>yeah i need to go
>oh well do you want a mini milky way bar?
>hell yeah can i take a couple?
>sure
>just for my friend and gf
>silence while he plunders the back
>your what?
>>8827181
That's how all humans end up in monsterland my dog. They fall down a fucking mountain.
I guess the ground is really soft in that flowerpatch.
Also, I'll have you know there are few things more romantic than accidentally brushing your boner against someone.
>tfw battle ready Undyne turns you on more than blatantly lewd Undyne
>>8820423
just because I lost my virginity at a young age doesn't meant that I'm a normie. I'm on /trash/ after all, and this isn't the only thread I'm regular at.
>>8829148
Well, you can technically still get pacifist if you let Monster Kid fall.
>>8829192
If you ever suggest such a thing to me again I will firmly scold you in front of several of your friends.
>>8826868
Delivered: https://pastebin.com/BRzWTgQZ
Sorry for the delay, some stuff came up. It was nice going back to I, Undyne and I think this one fleshes it out a little more. I think the feeling might be a little off but either way it's alright. Let me know what you think.
>>8829372
Assertive Undyne is so hot. I really liked it.
I also like that you managed to lump in that other person's request for an I, Undyne prequel. That's pretty sneaky.
Seeing Undyne slowly become nicer in these stories is cute. I, Undyne is my favourite stuff of yours at the moment.
Have 2 butt-pats for your services rendered
>>8823516
What the fuck haha! Am I being shipped with stickfag now? Let's try not sink into a complete circlejerk here.
>>8829148
I think the whole glory of the genocide run is that it shows the best side of every character in the game.
>>8829372
Solid work! I can just imagine Undyne trying to keep a ridiculous pokerface while her gills are being touched.
>he must think I’m so fucking stupid and weak but he says okay
Hah, whether intentional or not that was a funny jab at the reader meme.
Did this doujin get deleted? I can't find it on the e-hentai site.
>>8829557
Oh man these shops just keep getting better and better. Thanks for noticing that, I figured I could kill two birds with one stone in this one and I wasn't really feeling like writing porn, so it worked out. I think the one thing I was worried about was the tone not matching with the other stories, I think in this one Undyne was maybe a bit too nice? I don't know, it's tricky to get right.
>>8829694
I'm not telling haha...but it might have been intentional.
>>8830169
I think that you're doing a good job of it. There's a solid progression there.
If you were like 10 full I, Undyne's in and she was still salty and extremely disgusted by him it might get a bit excessive
>>8829372
writefag, oh writefag!
i have an idea
>mount ebott, 1943
>ww2 in full swing
>one day an SS patrol explores the cave looking for juden
>stumble upon fish
>after a minor battle they take fish captive because guns lol
>soldier befriends fishu
>sexy time
>>8830488
How do you even come up with this stuff anon!? By now I think you're just using a "Undyne x ___" generator that randomly picks a subject for her to fuck haha!
>>8831110
hey it's better than
>lmao undyne is so strong compared to [x]
>lmao undyne is better than [x]
plus the SS was fucking neato
>>8831571
I'll admit their uniforms are stylish but that's about it. I also think there wouldn't be much sexy times between an SS soldier because they'd consider Undyne beneath them and it'd be against law to fuck her.
>>8831803
yeah there would, ask any infantry ever and they'd say they'd have sexy time with any female that still moved
>>8832707
>>8832711
>>8832711
I can't tell if that's supposed to be a rat or a wolf
Thick Undyne?
>>8833149
that isn't thick, that's fat
>>8833159
Fat Undyne?
>>8833323
not my thing but maybe someone likes it
>>8836237
I want Yakuza Undyne to provide security for my local business
>>8836442
I want any Undyne to do anything for me at all
Dunno if anyone still cares about this comic, but TheWill is finally getting to the Undyne part of Under her tail.
>>8839391
>Musical Undyne
Eh. Also those tits holy shit. They look like swollen pecs with how firmly they're under those straps aside from the first image.
>>8841166
Now this I can fap to.
New thread?