/sug/ - Steven Universe General Fusion Edition Last Thread

>>8776863
Jasper is best gem

kys

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Man what a final.
I can't believe Becky was allowed to have a half an hour ep showing Lapis raping Steven with high budget animation and realistic sound affects.
It was a bold move and I think saved season 4 from being a total train wreak now everything was worth it just for this ep.
Its going to go down in animation history I tell you.

>>8776863
>Doesn't look like Sailor Moons Mercury.

>>8776796
Always nice to have some variety.
>>8776843
That may be it of course.
Which OS?

>>8776908
I like her, but I feel that she could be a better gem than how she is in the show.

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Updated shit chart

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I want to rape Jasper until she loves me

I wonder how long it will be before I begin to permanently regret never having sex or a GF. I'm 24 now and not even trying

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Gems should play in leaves

>>8776955
No it's just i can't change settings when i'm in the window that pops up to select a image.
At least, i haven't figured out HOW.


But it's Windows 8
>incoming hiss and boos

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When is it finally going to happen?

lapis a shit
SHIT!!!

what if your peridaughter got in trouble for writing the word nigger on the chalkboard and she said that you taught it to her

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>tfw superjail hasn't had new episodes in 3 years

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Would the show have been improved if Steven permanently turned into bara Steven in Stevens birthday?

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>>8776977
I see. And sorry, I can't help you with that, then.
I really hope MS is retreating from OS core development as they seem to consider.

Post anything you want. Except for a select few.

>>8776964
You're missing all those 28 background amethysts

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>>8777044

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>>8777044

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>>8777044

>>8777044
A goddamn ZONE porn flash.

>>8777052
i wanna fuck the dot

>>8777054
I said except a select few.

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>>8777044

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>>8777005
apologize profusely and promise to set her right

then beat her senseless back at home

>>8777006
I thought that show was cancelled?

>>8777044
Moonman vs Homeworld.

>>8777044
Me and your favorite gem standing there....MENACINGLY!

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>>8777082

>>8777074
zone_peridot_clip.swf
https://youtu.be/844plbHuW84

why doesn't steven just give the diamond authority some nice cold refreshing pepsis

>>8777148
Sausage fingers

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>>8777166
good evening sweetheart.

>>8777148
God damn it. You don't know when to quit do you?

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>>8777199
I hope you are well.

>>8777193
"Lappy would you like some sausage? Lappy would you like some Sausages!"

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>>8777213

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>>8777166
We haven't talked before but I've been following your conversations, I honestly wish you happiness in life from the bottom of my heart.

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>>8777224
just dandy. A tad late for me but it's a long weekend so I don't care. How are you?

Guys, shit's about to go down.
the legendary sextuples are almost here. WE MUST CLAIM THEM FOR OURSELVES.

>>8777295
I've got this.

WE

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>>8777185
It's... just not the same posting it here.

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I'm ready for this show to stop being shit.

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>>8777295
Ok.

>>8777319

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>>8776964
I was actually making an updated chart before I saw this.

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>>8777320
HAVE NO STYLE

WE

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>>8776964
This is too messy, I'll do a better one when I get home

>>8777379
I forgot to put a black line between Pearl and Lapis too

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canon

>>8777418
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>8776964

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>>8777292
Still feel bad but not as bad right now. The ibuprofen is kicking in.
>>8777272
Thanks anon. That is very sweet of you and I appreciate your kind words greatly.
I don't want my posting here to seem like I'm fishing for things like this so I hope it doesn't come off like that. It is just a good place to vent.

>>8777441
good shit, my doods

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>>8777323

>>8777443
WeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE

>>8777448
Reminder that Steven Reacts confirmed endgame giant fusion orgy

what if you looked throught lapis's dvd shelf and she owned a film called "jungle cock"

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>>8777441
I wonder how Steven will react if Lapis asked if she could kiss him.

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Could the Crossed virus infect the gems?

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>>8777500
I've always been interested in jungle chickens.

>>8777323
would heady be smart, or would she just think she's smart?

>>8777517
I highly doubt it as they are not organic.

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>>8777449
glad to hear that. Anything I can do to lift your spirits? Anything you feel like talking about?

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>>8777476
guuuuuuud stuff

>>8777507
he'd be very confused and would ask her to take it slow

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>>8776964

>>8777517
No they're made of light
steven on the otherhand..

would you watch an episode where the gems go to ruckersville, virginia so steven can meet his hero

>>8777492
this is adorable
>>8777534
hm, she'd probably be a rationalist, at the very least.

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>>8777580
Nothing specifically. I'm just watching some youtube. What are you up to tonight/this weekend?

>>8777517
One word: Jasper.

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>>8776964

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>'You're the best, dad!'

what do?

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>>8777642
easter with family.
grandma makes asparagus tomorrow, I'm looking forward to that

>>8777693
Fuck easter. Fuck my retarded family. All they do is tell me to put my shirt back on and go back to my room downstairs because food isn't ready yet.

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>>8777693
My mom works tomorrow so we had Easter dinner tonight instead

>>8777712
there are two simple solutions to that issue

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IT'S

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>>8777681
I'm too young to have children, I'm not even in my 30s yet for feldspar's sake. If she was mine I'd love and care for her. I mean, what kind of shitty parent wouldn't.

good ol' /sug/ trying to get the get.

>>8777736
Yeah. My family making food when I'm actually awake, and turning on the fucking AC because it's goddamn hot. Fuck Spring, fuck summer.

>>8777742
>Pearl got so into it her shoe fell off
hot

do people do easter dnner

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>>8777681
commit sudoku?

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Jasper is best gem

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9/11 memes are the best memes.

In Rocknaldo, Ronaldo says something like, "Rock people can change their form. That's how they trick you."
One of the upcoming episode titles is "Are you my dad?"

I'm thinking that there's some HW gems trying to disguise as humans. This might also explain the Mystery Girl.

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>>8777681
Gretel a CUTE

>>8777777

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>>8777778
Thank FUCK you didn't get it sapphartfag

>>8777778
You were so close anon... I feel sorry for your loss. Let's see which degenerate fuck got it.
>>7777777

>>8777798
>the greg that Steven rescued from the zoo isnt the real Greg.
fuck off with your stupid shit, roundtable

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>>8776964

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>>8777712
I was surprised for a moment that your mom works on a sunday. I keep forgetting that that is the standard and my country is the weird one.
Lovely, what did you have?

>>8777712
>>8777758
I am not too fond of summer myself. When do you get up?

>>8777835
one digit off is better then none.

>>8777667
>Blooplefag is a Lapidot
Hmm.

>>8777767
oh certainly, why not?

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>tfw I've been putting off my novel for two months becuase I know I have to write the entire thing over again from scratch

why is writing so overwhelming and stressful?

>>8777798
MG could very easily be another Rose who wasn't a rebel but didn't want to be imprisoned or killed

>>8777667
you're so tsundere

>>8777870
>roundtable
is that one of those literal whotubers?

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>>8776964

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>>8777903
Pretty sure you replied to the wrong person

We had enchilada bake. It was pretty good.

>>8777940
Or MG is some kind of anthropologist spy that is trying to learn more about humans, and report that information back to the diamonds.

>>8777956
No i'm not, BAKA

>>8777667
Shit taste kill yourself.

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I hope you're all having a great day

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>>8777940
Forget about it, then go back to it once it comes up and you feel like you can achieve it.
This is why i've completed some games where i didn't save.

Ignorance sometimes is bliss.

what if lapis became violently angry whenever someone rhymed her name with something

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>>8777903
>>8777726
first link got mixed up. I should stop not checking my posts.

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>>8776964

>>8778034
>>8777985

>>8777667
>the cancerous blooplefag also happens to be a cancerous lapidirt
gee who woulda thunk

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>>8777712
If this is some gimmick I'm impressed you've stuck by it for so long. Also fucking put on a fucking shirt.

>>8778068
Pottery, poetry, algebraic, the sound of music

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>>8778060
Whoops, sorry. A bit sluggish. Sounds delicious, I've had enchiladas like once in my life not too long ago.

how would you react if pearl just shapshifted in one episode casually

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>>8778032
>Rhyming so hard to piss off Lazuli to make her lose her ravioli.

No Steven for her so she can't get his weenie.

>>8778032
Amethyst would be dead by now.

>>8778093
Depends. Will she shapeshift into Greg? In a flashback?

>>8778068
>people think i am the bloople avatarfag
lol.

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>>8778039
please don't fap to steven

>>8778123
No she turned into you and made fun of your voice FAGGOT

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>>8778068
>>8777918
>thinking that's bloops
next you're gonna say I am bloops.
Hm. bloops sounds weird. How about Banon?
I like it, it follows the same logic as yearl. Remind me to ask him

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>>8778069
Fuck you it's hot as fucking balls and if they refuse to turn on the fucking AC, well then guess what bitch I aint wearing a shirt, you're just gonna have to close the windows I don't give a fuck if there's a school bus-stop near our house I don't give a fuck if they see me it's MY FUCKING HOUSE

>>8778022
I've got a fully formed idea that I think has the potential to be huge but I'm just too scared of the work involved.

It doesn't help at all that I never learned to write properly. You're supposed to just vomit thousands of words onto a page at a time and then come back later to clean up, but I've always rearranged them as I went which not only slowed my progress to a disheartening crawl but probably made my quality worse

>>8777997
She's a rose quartz. the only reason they're not all dead is because blue is too sentimental to commit gemocide on her sister's creations, even if one of them did kill her

>>8778130
/sug/ still has weird priorities when it comes to witch hunting.

>>8778146
I'll call him a blooplefag like he is.

>>8778093
She's done it a few times before, but it's almost always just her outfit, which if you remember is her flesh

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So this season had
>1 Pearl episode
>1 Amethyst episode
>0 Garnet episodes (unless you can't that memebarn episode)
>3 FUCKING MEMEBARN EPS
>countless townie shit

honestly fuck this season, i know the show lost tons of fans

>>8778154
post nipples

>>8778165
i will let you know that i circled it as a joke
and i don't regret it.

>>8778189
Mindful education counts as a Garnet episode dude

>>8778154
put on a shirt

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>>8778165
you almost make it sound like a bad thing.

>>8778154
How are you going to react when the government deems you worthless so the surgeon general has to personally come to your house and shoot you in the fucking face

>>8778189
>3 FUCKING MEMEBARN EPS
Is it wrong that I like these more than 'serious' episodes? I just like them because they provide fodder for drawfags and basically any fanart to draw Lapidot doing cute retarded shit. Most other fans feel this way too.

>>8778189
cry more

>>8778154
sad to hear it's that kind of ordeal. What family do you have? It sounds like you are not seeing eye to eye

>>8778233
Lapidot doesn't need more art and it's all retarded shit already.

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>>8778146
Banenon?

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guys guys let's all just come together and post chubby gems

>>8778264
Fuck off.

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>>8778264
No

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>>8778260

It would be extremely baneful

>>8778233
stop with that retarded bullshit
no one likes lapidot unless they are under 15 are mentally handicapped. they have no chemistry it's fucking cringe to watch whatever zuke bullshits on screen for them.

>>8778264
Every fucking thread I have to look at your disgusting pictures and edits leave you ugly retard I'm gonna bash your head into the pavement faggot

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boobos

>>8778264
You're a giant woman.

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Could the gems survive a crossed outbreak?
Seeing how I don't think they cant get infected.

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>>8778309
whoa whoa let's calm down

>>8778325
4u

>>8778338
Get skinned alive in front of your family while they cheer.

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>>8778255
A mom who feeds me whatever I want, a dad who is a hot-head retard ex-chad who is humiliated at my fucking existence, and a fucking bitch sister who is actually more autistic than me who literally sits in a big chair all day listening to shitty japanese boy bands, playing her stupid ass pokemon games, and watching her shitty murder porn on ID channel and tells me to fuck off whenever I come upstairs, and all she eats is chicken nuggets and fries. People say female robots don't exist well my fucking sister is it.

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>Dad! Help! There's blood coming out of my pee place! My stomach keeps hurting too!

>>8778302
How the hell don't they have chemistry? have you never heard of opposites attract? Hot tall depressed and aloof cutey and a short spunky kinda memetastic nerd, you could literally write 1000 episodes with these two and it would still be funny and endearing. It literally writes itself.

>>8778362
>Well, schnooball, if every stomach were perfect, we wouldn't have humandogs. Now lets open up that tummy of yours.

>>8778338
I hope you recover from a long painful battle with cancer and then the next day when you leave the hospital a fuckin meteor falls from space and smashes you into a fine paste

>>8778233
Back to tumblr

>>8778298
Are you a big guy?

>>8778356
put on a shirt

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>>8778362
Greg has to buy penis tampons for he 14 year old son: The episode

>>8778355
>>8778408
I can't fault you for creativity.

pearl has big feet

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>>8778435
I can confirm Holly's ass is pretty big.

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>>8778356
>People say female robots don't exist well my fucking sister is it.
kek

okay that aside, it sounds like there's some tension between you and your dad. How come?

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>>8778289
need more football au

>>8778468
And you're a fucking nigger. We all have our flaws.

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>>8778468
Big, floppy; ballerina feet

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>>8778482

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Lol, depression.

>>8778404
go to bed zuke

>>8778518
Shitposting will help take your mind off of it.

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>>8777985
>>8778091
I'm a bit ashamed I gotta ask again because I'm so terribly forgetful, but you live in the states, correct?

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>>8778515

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i want to embarrasse holly

what if lappy wanted to be happy so she turned into Steven and emulated him and if Peridot didn't go along with it she would throw her into the sun

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>>8778518
What would you do if Lapis had SI with a plan

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>>8778504
maybe when jasper gets bullied more.

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>>8778404
>have you never heard of opposites attract?
yeah there's a much better written one already in the show

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>>8778551

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>>8778518

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What if Steven started his period in your bed and he didn't realize until it was too late and the blood soaked into your mattress?

>>8778551
Can you embarrass her so that she permanently shapeshifts her thiccness away?

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>>8778518

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>>8778578

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>>8778518
lol im gay

>>8778590
1. Why do I have an obese feminine alien hybrid child in my bed
2. Why is Steven having a period
3. Why the FUCK is he having a period

>>8778590
first off, how about no to this entire scenario.
secondly, I wouldn't mind having sex with a woman on her period.

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>>8778596
her thiccness suits her
although now i'm curious as how a skinny holly would look like, might draw it

>>8778518
kill yourself

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>>8778642
Didn't you hear? Sugar confirmed he has a penis and a muscly masculine vagina.

>>8778670
You can't get rid of thiccness, even by making them skinny, it would still remain

Gordon Kendrick jaunty thrush iridium I fleck irritated office finfish Kristen gush

>>8778670
>might draw it
I would love you forever.

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>>8778518
Steven will make Lapis happy.

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>>8778610
Few things get my parental instincts going like self harmers and it's signs. I immediately want to stop them, protect them. It's like wanting to pull your hand off a hot surface.

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Does anybody have that picture of Jasper with her leg cut off? The one where you can see the inside and it looks sort of like an orange geode?

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>>8778536
It's hard to shitpost when you're having anxiety attacks like every five mins.

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>>8778731
That's kind of you. Growing up my teachers and family members didn't give a single shit, I wish they had.

>>8778754
You're of no worth to anyone the way you are.

>>8778754
The key is to not post anything original at all, make frontloaded remarks, and express shitty opinions. Just do whatever you can to make your posts as low quality as possible. Eventually, you'll be able to do it without thinking.

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>>8778769
>have co-worker at work who is a kinda homely looking girl around my age who constantly wears long-sleeved shirts and works third shift
>think nothing of it
>mfw someone tells me why she wears the long sleeves

I had no idea

lapis crapis

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thppp

lapis napis

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>>8778552
That sounds really fucking creepy.

>Steven comes home one day to find Lapis who has shapshifted into an exact copy of him.
>Lapis says she wants to feel as happy as he does and wants to be like him for a while.
>Steven finds it odd but lets her anyways because it makes her happy.
>Lapis starts to act just like Steven referring to herself as Steven and talking like him and mimicking him in every way.
>The gems are forced to accept this bullshit and try to put up with "Steven Lapis" no matter how creepy it gets.
>It works and Lapis has never been happier.
>Only problem is now she never wants to be Lapis again and stays as Steven.
>Its been almost a year and Lapis is still acting like Steven.
>Its gotten so bad that the townies can't tell the difference between Steven and "Laps Steven" anymore.

>>8777497

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95yw3JpkDe0

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>>8778754
just post your fetish or stupid ship until you feel better

>>8778902
one is blue

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>>8778842
thlllpp

>>8778821
>>8778863
lapis BRAPIS

>>8778754
Just stay medication compliant, stay away from drugs, and visit your therapist regularly and YOU can defeat any mental illness.

>>8778902
I think Lapis wanting to fuse with Steven to create a pseudo-garnet would be more realistic.

>>8778937
should i draw roadrunner lactating?

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>>8776964

>>8778954
I'd say no, but do what makes you happy.

>>8778954
Can you just stop for a second and read what you just posted and question why you do the things you do?

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>>8778954
I...I dont know...

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>>8778769
It is deeply ingrained in me. I would have given you a chunk of my heart just to stop you. It is one of the few things to drive me to the point of self-sacrificial behavior.

>>8778989
should i draw roadrunner lactating with steven attached to her teat?

>>8779016
It's a bird. Make it throw up down peridots throat.

>>8779016
The answer is no, no you should not. Some art shouldn't be made. Fuck freedom of expression.

>>8778954
Go ahead faggot.

>>8779016
Now, I know you're not going to do it. Prove me wrong.

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>>8778947
Does medication even work?

>>8779049
depends on the person

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>>8778902
>I'm the new Steven now.
>And there can be only one Steven.

>>8779039
Rule 34 prevails citizen.

>>8778999
>Looks at pic.
>Immediately hears "DIGGANOBZ!".
Nice.

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>>8779049
it depends, but it can help greatly.
And by god I really want you to get better.

>>8779049
Nope, you just gotta tough it out. That's what I do.

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>>8779082
it's a nice set of images. Coincidentally one of the few I have on this machine.. Hence you may have been seeing a lot of images quite repeatedly the last two days. Sorry for that.

what if lapis offered you a cup of bees

>>8779178
I would not beelieve my eyes

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>>8776964
my love for Chui is based on more than masturbation and degeneracy, I could never jack off to it

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>>8779178
not the bees.
NOT THE BEES!!!!!!

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>>8779216
Lapearl, Jaspearl, and Jaspnet are fair game though.

>>8779216
>the perfect fit fuck no box around memedot

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* blocks your path *

>>8779178
What if I offered her a beehive full of water?

>>8779277
* Uses cut *

>>8779277
* attempts to move with pathetic amount of force *

>>8779277
*pushes you over*

>>8779277
* Erases *

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>>8779216
I can relate
Too lazy to make my own

>>8779322
Still you, Jasper. Still you.

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>>8779306
Oh, hey diavolo.

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>>8776964
Objectively correct.

>>8779277
>filename has no joke
faker

>>8779352
poor hollypoo

>>8779367
Isn't the filename usually just " peridoodley doo"

what if there was an episode where peridot wanted yo be more productive so she made living copies of herself that were just peridoodles

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>>8779403
>1920x1090

>>8779403
I see what you did there.

>>8779390
they put *Peridoodly* and then like a expression:
>angry
>sad
>date went well
>doo

>>8779459
who is stocking I get to REEEE at a few scenes later

>>8779383
Holly's best ship is her and a bottle of eighty proof gemcahol.

>>8779475
Amethyst?

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>>8779495
understandable

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>>8779048
>>8779046
>>8779039

>>8779459
Panty and Stocking doesn't deserve this kill yourself

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>>8778552
Aww that sounds so sweet.

>>8779523
MADMAN
DELET

>>8779429
If Indexer finds a higher res of this he made it himself.
>>8779435
I should post that once we're back on /co

>>8779523
What did he mean by this?

>>8779076
>not her helping those koreans live out their stevencest fantasies

>>8779512
probably
FUCKING GAINAX

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>>8779523

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>>8779525
One day, but not today.

>Are You My Dad?
>People disappearing from Beach City, and Steven tries to solve the mystery.

Are the Diamonds coming to take people for the zoo or will this be another cocktease title like Lion 4?

>>8779589
>one day
don't you fucking dare

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>>8779216
my love for chui is based both on pureness and degeneracy

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>>8779523

>>8779589
>>8779618
i'd honestly be sad if someone here offed themselves, i feel like a few already have

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>>8779652
this, LIVE YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS

>>8779589
the sooner you do the better

>>8779670
It's awfully quiet after you said that.
>>8779740
No, venerate life, even if it disgusts you.
>I didn't ask to be made!

CUM IN MY ASS

>>8779755
I was thinking the same thing. Funnily enough that happens quite a lot to me, threads just dying after I said something. It's like my posts have fucking deathtouch

>>8779815
>>>/soc/

SUCK MY DICK

>>8779670
will she ever get a weapon or is it just metal all the way? Even Lapis has her wings

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>>8779306
>>8779302
>>8779299
>>8779291
i just wanted to hang out

>>8779846
I hope her weapon will be a gun.
Not like a laser gun or anything. Just a gun.

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>>8778131

>>8779944
>>8779901

>>8779924
I was erasing the copycat.
I sense nothing wrong from that....is there anything wrong with that?

>>8779924
I would, but your a drawing.

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>>8779955

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>>8779901
*buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp*

>>8779925
eh. It's not as funny as kankri having a handgun as his weapon...

>>8779940
>>8779955
>>8779988
shit ship

>>8779924
I'll hang out with you.

>>8780015
0/5 right.

>>8779924
back to the meme hole please

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>5:30AM
...goodnight.

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>>8780016
i don't ship it through
i just like pocket clarities

>>8780015
Please think before you post. If you don't sugar will cry.

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>>8780016

>not shipping hollyfags with sapphirefags
lel

>>8780048
GOTTA GET BACK
BACK TO /CO/