/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #66: Drunk Jackass Edition Previou

>>8773963
Muddle is a cuck

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flora and fauna going down on their big sister is lovely.
>reposting cos new thread

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>>8774053

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>>8774063
>Filename
Ok, so whats the backstory? Did she eat the egg? Or just holding it bestowed this power on her? I am curious to see where this goes.

>>8774063
>she gets super-excited to show it off and offers to let her sisters and Mudpie give it a ride

>>8774108
Looks like she's wearing it as a necklace. Or is that something else?

>>8774130
Filename suggests she found it, an egg is a weird thing to find as a necklace. And then to put said found thing on your neck. Still, it seems the most likely scenario at this moment.

>>8774187
Alternatively, the necklace is something else and the egg was something she found and ate.
I just suggested the necklace, because it kinda looks like a painted egg.

some old artifact found during a family egg hunt; pop that sucker on and insta-boner, regardless of benis!

>>8774238
So if a guy put it on, he'd just get a permanent boner while wearing it and if a girl puts it on, she grows a temporary magical erect penis?

>>8774063
>More futa shit
Must feel great to bring this general down a notch, eh?

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Bring me
The hyper satyrs

>>8774320
As long as it's an explained temporary magical effect, it's fine.

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canon parent, adjusted colors BUT close enough to be recognizable, daughteru with no benis.
hopefully i hit the mark

>>8774358
Oh shes a cutie. Reminds me of a mage like Vivi from FF.

>Stardust likes cats
I can tell, she has a cute little pussy peaking from under her skirt. I wanna pet it.

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>>8774358
Hoo boy. She's a cutie.
Would cum inside.

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>>8774336
Candy got put to shame

>>8774358
>That little mound barely poking out from underneath her hoodie
Top tier, /d/. Top tier.

>>8774358
So, how old is she and what does she do for a living?

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>>8774408
She's just not all grown up yet.

>>8774108
>I am curious to see where this goes.
She's a good girl at heart, and gets it surgically removed.

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>>8773963
>drunk jackass
>not an easter theme.
I'm not angry, just disappointed.

>>8774798
When the time is right, Tonbo will swoop in for the harvest.

>>8774817
No need for that. She could just take the necklace off and it would disappear.

>>8774817
Nah, she keeps it for funsies with her sisters until she cums so much it magically disappears one day

>>8774817
>Proceeds to put necklace back on again
>herewegoagain.jpeg

>>8774853
I didnt have anything to match it sadly.

>>8774869
So it's a limited use item?
Once she cums enough times its power runs out and it stops working?

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>>8774398

>>8774919
Is he erotically strangling her?

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>>8774939
Looks like.

>>8774919
>the weak should fear the strong
Lewd little kitty

>>8774939
it was meant to be the pile driver or whatever that was called, but i'm def not against erotic asphyxiation.

>>8774112
YES.

>>8774867
She then proceeds to smash it with a sledge hammer.

>>8775070
no one deserves that much power....

>>8775070
Or gifts it to Alex for her birthday so she could try it on

>>8774358
>Not porn
Why even post this here on /sad/?

>>8775149
because /sat/ is a shithole i avoid when i can.

>>8775144
Poor Pogo.

>>8775184
>because /sat/ is a shithole
In what way?

>>8775201
He'll love it

>>8775201
He decides to leave her for being disgusting, and life goes on.

>>8775224
feels like there are more arguments on that end, plus i like that in /trash/ you can post sfw or nsfw, being a green board and all.

>>8775149
Doesnt that have her pussy peaking out from teh bottom?

>>8775257
yup

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>>8775247
Interesting idea.

Which satyr has had their SO propose a lewd or kink that they could not get behind? Any of them lose their relationship over it?

>>8775184
Because Anons there have standards just like every other thread on /mlp/? Or at least they try to if it weren't for fetish-pushing fags like you.
Seriously, sometimes it feels like the Satyr General is filled with teenagers who just discovered porn and fetishes.

>>8775256
>being a green board
>green
Are you an idiot?

>>8775257
It does, so it's definitely porn. Could easily be edited to be safe though, for posting in /sat/.

>>8775319
>Are you an idiot?
Color-blind, maybe?
It's clearly a yellow board.

>>8775319
>i don't like /sad/
>better hang out in here just in case
>>8775356
is it really yellow? fuck.

>>8775376
>Implying I said that
>Putting words in other people's mouths just to make it sound like you're right and others are dumb
What a great person you are...

>>8775439
i'm just here to draw, i don't know what you expect from a person who goes by the name /d/.
sorry to ruin your day.

>>8775439
>Putting words in other people's mouths just to make it sound like you're right and others are dumb
>Says the guys calling everyone teens and fetish pushing fags

If you're gonna be an elitist don't be a hypocrit

>>8775256
>feels like there are more arguments on that end
I dunno, I get the feeling the same shitstarters hang out in both boards. Not much difference in that regard, really. Maybe it gets ignored more here.

>plus i like that in /trash/ you can post sfw or nsfw
That's definitely a bonus, I'll agree.

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Stop responding to it.
You can not bargain or reason with it. No argument will ever win against it because it is not here to try to find common ground. If you oust it, it will move the goalposts.
Even giving it so much as just calling it a faggot feeds it and encourages it.

If it seems like it's trying to make people mad, chances are that it is.

>>8775256
>More arguments in /sat/
I really doubt it. This place looks like a fucking crater more regularly than /sat/. There's also anyone tries to say how dumb an idea sounds, it gets a good ol' REEEEE.

Really, one can't help but wonder why this particular general is filled with so many fetishes and fetishfags.

Almost every general on /mlp/ has writers and people who cares about both lewd AND feels and adventures and fun. But not the Satyr General, noo.
This place is now practically nothing but inbreeding incest, shipping and porn of all kinds. Why the fuck is that?

>>8775683
>Almost every general on /mlp/ has writers and people who cares about both lewd AND feels and adventures and fun
I enjoy both, but there just doesn't seem to be many writefags here, so we mostly get porn and discussion.

>>8775719
>so we mostly get porn and discussion.
Because this place is filled with teens who just discovered porn and now can't stop thinking with their little heads for one single day?

>>8775683
Because no one gives a shit about writing.

>>8775823
What exactly is the deal she's offering?

>>8775783
Ask the people in the generals filled with writers why they aren't here, and they would no doubt answer that they stay away from this general because they think it's filled with nothing but incest and sexual fetishes.

>He's still going at it
Seriously just stop giving him attention

>>8775862
More likely they aren't interested in satyrs, or they avoid these threads because of the people starting shit by constantly making snide remarks, personal attacks and namecalling.

>>8775928
>He's still going at it
Saying the truth?

If you can say that it is a lie that many people on /mlp/ aren't here because they think this place is nothing but incest and porn, then please prove it. I really want to hear it. Really, I do.

>>8775823
>That peircing

In her first pic I thought she had a crumb or something by her mouth. Had no idea it was a piercing.

>>8777176
Oh, that's supposed to be a piercing?

>>8777252
I'm assuming. It appeared in both pics. Not a fan of them desu but she's a cutie regardless

>>8777356
Me neither, but yes, she is a cutie.

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We dead.

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>>8778394
Only you can make me feel alive daddy.

No seriously though, what you wanna talk about then?

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If any of the editfags are around, requesting nude edit of this.

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>>8778394
Not him, but now I want some Cider trying some dad seduction.
Especially if it's exceptionally blunt, clumsy and at least as WEW as it is sexy.

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>>8778453
I don't know, I don't really post. I mostly just bump with pictures.

>>8778570
Ooh is this new?

>>8778566
maximUNF

>>8778624
I think it was posted a couple months back.

>>8778566
>"Teeny peeny!"

>>8778570
Thats fine too

>>8778453
I want to talk about super satyrs, but I don't anyone wants to bite right now.

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>>8779318
Meant to post this

>>8779629
Cute and sexy.

>>8779318
like, what about 'em?

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>>8780139
forgot belly button

>>8779629
A cute edit.

>>8780139
>>8780161
cute little kiddy tiddy. Love it. Thanks /d/!

>>8779708
Well one thing is costumes. I have I think Solid ideas for a few, but I'm a bit iffy on a few.

>>8780196
throw some out, please!

who need a lewd.

>>8780196
let's see some, even if it's just description, i need more of a starting point, come on.

>>8780333
which satyr need more lewd

>>8780385
Eirwen.
I just want to consensually and lovingly molest sheep daughter in her sleep.

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>>8780333
Salai please

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>>8780221
Alright first one is Dawn. How I see her, she should be fairly majestic, but still have a childlike wonder considering my idea is that she would be the youngest of the Justice League analogue. Her costume takes inspiration from Captain Marvel and Stargirl. She should have Captain Marvel's cape style, a sun in the middle for her symbol. Her main costume should be clastic spandex. Her colors should be close to her mother's colors with the blue streak being the primary, and pink for the secondary. She should also be wearing a skirt with her pants. She should wear no mask much like Superman, she has nothing to hide and wants the transparency with the trust of the people of Equestria.

I'll type out another. Probably either Hope, Darcy, Utah, or Pogo.

>>8780469
Next one is Pogo. I do see Pogo as a sort of goofball of the team, giving him the powers of stretching seemed fitting. He would also be the most horrifying to fight other than a few exceptions when he stops banter. The elasticity would also make him the most expressive of the group by far. As far as elastic powers go, they were the most popular during the golden age, so his costume should take inspiration from it. So he should wear something ridiculous that looks like he jumbled together such as a leotard, a large belt, like a wrestling belt, and either a pair of sunglasses or nothing hiding his face. He's another hero that wouldn't mind people seeing his face.

Colors of course should be very similar to his mothers. Maybe instead of the pink being primary, have either the blue or yellow instead.

Am I being descriptive enough?

>>8780469
I did forget to add, Dawn should have a belt to break up the color of her costume and possibly some boots.

>>8780469
>>8780708
>>8780785
Not trying to REEE you out or anything, but this all seems more suited for /sat/

>>8780815
Anons can talk about whatever they want here. This place is basically /sat/ but we can post lewd here. Thats it. Its not solely and only for lewd.

>inb4 some smart ass snide comment

>>8780910
Fair enough.
You could stand to be a bit less standoffish, though.

>>8780708
so do you want him to look a lot like plastic man then? or do you want to avoid looking too much like an existing stretch dude?

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>>8781009
Pretty much. Heroes with Elasticity are usually one of three things. Reed Richard is an exception.
>Light hearted stretchy weird guy
>Have elasticity more as a secondary power and not used much
>Look like eldritch abomination.

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>>8780447
sorry, i'm not feeling the art tonight. i figured if i push myself, something could come out of it

>>8781590
i feel like bare legs would be less effective with a satyr, in that case, since the pretty much always look like they're wearing pants all the time regardless.

i recommend pointlessly baggy or loose pants.

but i'd also recommend finding out what another person thinks about that since sometimes i have odd ideas for what super hero costumes oughta look like.

adding to that, i'd say a definite yes on sunglasses.

though it would add to the jumbled togetherness you seemed to be saying you were looking for.

>>8780469
if she's going out in mostly pink and blue, she ought to expect her villains' taunts to be oftentimes cotton candy based.

>>8781591
If that's not an invitation to breed her so hard that it breaks her mind, I don't know what is.

>>8781895
>Break her mind
HAHAHAHA. Ah, nice try, boy. Sombra beat you to the punch a looong time ago. No way you would even get close to beating his work. Ah, good laugh though.

>>8781936
Did Sombra break her mind sexually, or just as a shitty dad?

>>8781954
Honestly, if he did it the first way; the second one is implied. So it's either both or the latter... probably both. He is a villain after all; only redeemed in the "official" comics.

>>8781954
Probably just a really shit dad.
If he's a 50x better parent than he is a character, then Salai's irredeemably fucked in the head.
Because 50 x 0 is still 0. : ^ )

But that does mean she might have issues and complexes that might be fun to play with.

>>8781591
Its ok, thanks anyway /d/ude. Just relax and take it easy. Pushing yourself wont help any.

>>8781834
It would either be the pink and blue or just have white as the primary and one of the colors as the secondary.

>>8779318
>>8780469
>>8780708
>No lewd at all
Go back to /sat/. This place was created for porn and more lewd discussions.

>>8783632
This place was created so we could talk about porn and lewd discussion. But that does not mean its only for it. Stop being a retard.

>>8780469
>she has nothing to hide and wants the transparency with the trust of the people of Equestria.

But wasnt Superman keeping his identity hidden? Sure he literally only took off his glasses but nobody could recognize him. But I do like the idea of Dawn not hiding her identity. Would she like to have parades and shit thrown for her?

>>8780708
I figured Pogo would have a mask if anything and would be more of a robin type. Still, elastic would be pretty good.

>>8783776
If we move all the non-lewd discussions here, then /sat/ would die. You would love that, wouldn't you? But you know why I want to keep porn here and non-sexual fetishes in /sat/? Because if /sat/ dies, then everyone, and I mean -everyone- who wants cute family stuff and none of the fetishes that nearly destroyed the Satyr general back before /sad/ was made will come here instead since there are no other satyr generals anywhere.

>>8783853
Why did characters in the silver age think Superman even had a secret identity in the first place? Didn't he even have a real name to share with people with Kal-El?

>>8784156
Because there was a whole lot of silliness (and a lot of just bad comic series) at the time people overlook, ignore, or forget.

>You will never stop the apocalypse with a Hostess™ Fruit Pie.

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[Female Satyr] invites [Female Satyr] to her first bukkake. Which 8 [Male Satyrs] do they choose?

>>8785196
Somehow I have a hard time picturing the circumstances that would lead to 8 male satyrs coming together to circlejerk on 2 females.
What exactly would she say to them to convince them to do this?

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>>8784156
Comic logic was and never has been ironclad.

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Reminder that while your bun is the center of attention today, care must still be taken not to over bully her.

>>8787868
I wouldn't bully the bun... unless that's her fetish and she asked me to.

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>>8788036
Bun finds it fun.

>>8788073
Is it just me or does Lenora's head look disproportionately large in this?

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>>8788125
It kinda does.
But it a much older pic.

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>>8787868
Dont worry Anon, I'll be sure to pay extra attention to my bun today, and pamper her well.

>>8787868
Has your daughteru ever pouted so hard that her hands became transparent and she phased out of existence? It's a very real concern for bun parents.

>>8788415
Should have never bought her that pack of novelty magic charms.

>>8788433
>>8788415


"Hey, have you cleaned your room like your mother asked yet?"
>You don't like that shifty look in her eyes.
>"What was that? Sorry, I can't hear what you're saying."
>You fix her with a stern glare as she starts to become incorporeal.
"Oh no you don't."
>"I can't stop it."
"Don't you even think about dematerialising when I'm talking to you, young lady."
>"Bye-bye."
"Final warning. I don't care which parallel reality you hide in or how many alternate dimensions I have to chase you through, I will find you and I'll ground you in each and every one of them. Your punishment will echo throughout the multiverse for all eternity!"

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>>8785741
>>8785196

>Marcie sips at her tea and sets it down with a small clank as the nervous satyr sits before he.
>"So, Warren is it? I do appreciate you taking the time out of your day to hear me out."
>"S.so whats the job?"
>"Its not a job. As the flyer said, its an art project. But you will be compensated." She smiles looking him over with a knowing smirk "In more ways than one."
>"Huh? Oh sorry ma'am, I'm not that good with art stuff." He laughs nervously "I just figured it was a job cause you were asking for male satyrs who had good stamina."
>"Well that is an important requirement yes. But there are some other preliminary questions I'd like to ask."
>"Sure, go ahead."

Something like that I assume.

Also.

Marcie
Starburst?

males
Warren, Icarus, Hotshot, Muddle, Presto, thats all I can think of.

>>8788779
>Marcie
>Starburst
That's not how you say Snapshot and Simmer.

>>8788820
Prompt was for 2 females anon. But a gay one is always good too

>>8788774
Anon, don't be silly.
She went invisible and hid under her bed.

>>8788774

>A few hours later and you'd almost given up on finding you daughter, when suddenly a loud pop startles you as she unexpectedly bursts back into existence in the corner of the room.
>"By the code, it worked!"
>You watch as she looks down at her body.
>"M-My arms... they're not cybernetic anymore!"
>Her eyes wide, she looks up at you.
>"Dad?"
>She runs over and launches herself into your arms as you recline on the couch.
>"Daddy! I thought I'd never see you again!"
>You rub her back reassuringly as she cries into your chest.
>"H-How long was I gone this end?"
>You glance up at the clock on the wall.
"About two hours, why?"
>"From my perspective I was gone over ten years! I was in a nightmarish cyberpunk dimension where a nuclear war had made the surface world uninhabitable, and everybody lived in huge underground cities that were all ruled over by a single hyper advanced AI called N.E.X.U.S that was about to enact its plan to wipe out all organic life because it deemed it obsolete."
"You don't say?"
>She nodded.
>"We went to war, but it was no good, the machines were too advanced. All organic life was either processed into bio-mineral paste or else forced to work as slave labour until they died from exhaustion. I managed to escape with a few others, and together we formed a resistance to help free more people to aid our cause."
"Your cause?"
>"To destroy N.E.X.U.S once and for all. I lost my arms in the war, but thank the programmers that Doc managed to patch me up with some cypernetic replacements that couldn't be tracked by the machines.
"That's fortunate."
>"It took years, but at last we did it. I led the assault on the N.E.X.U.S mainframe myself and together my friends and I saved the world."
>You're not sure what to say.
"Well good job, kiddo. Top marks and all."
>She hugs you tightly.
>"I'm so glad to be home.
"Yeah... you're still grounded."

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>>8783853
>Would she like to have parades and shit thrown for her?
She wouldn't ask for it, but if they invite her, she'll fly by and wave to everyone.

>>8789496
Had a hearty kek.

>>8788779
How would she know Muddle or the Pegasatyrs?

>>8790473
Flyers around the town looking for satyrs.

>>8790591
>Satyrs only
Why?

>>8790871
Because it's a trap.
When they show up, Tonsils is going to jam electrodes in their brains and figure out what broke and made them unable feel shame or self respect.

>>8790871
Because that was the prompt.

>>8791046
I mean why only satyrs? This takes place in a land populated by ponies. It's just going to sound really dumb if you try and make it so that satyrs only wants to be with other satyrs every day.

>>8791441
Because who else would you put in their place? Joe Schmoe the Pony and Griswald the Griffon?

>>8789496
Speaking of cybernetics, I'd love to see some art of that. Satyrs with cybernetic prosthetics or enhancements.

>>8790871
Stallions wouldn't be tall enough to cum down on satyr females even standing on their hind legs, and other larger bipedal species are even less common than satyrs in the Ponyville area.

>>8792409
If the Satyr was on their knees they probably could reasonably easily actually.

>>8792428
Even if the satyr females were on their knees, the stallion's dick would at best be around face level.
Not ideal for a bukkake.

Maybe they'd do an alternate interspecies art project later with the females lying down on the ground.

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>>8792382
>Satyrs dad is a lost boi from the future.
I can dig it.

>>8792493
Neat, although she looks like pretty much her entire body is cybernetic, not just parts of it.

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>>8792520
I think it was based on megaman. So maybe there's a good bit of synth meat in there too.

>>8792558
Yeah, it does kinda resemble Mega Man.

>>8792202
Big Mac, Braeburn, Snips, Snails, Pipsqueak, Shining Armor, Soarin', Caramel; those are just a few.

>>8788779
Whose kid was Marcie again?

>>8793155
Mime pony since mimic retconned Clockwork

>>8793198
Quiet Gestures?

>>8793250
If that was her name.

>>8793321
That's who it says is Clockwork's parent in the Satyrs by Parent pastebin.

>>8793339
Needs to be updated

>>8793427
Yeah, to say Marcie instead of Clockwork I guess.

>>8793450
Make it so.

>>8793549
I'm not the one in control of the pastebin.

edited the name bin

>>8793584
Can you put Soozen the half human half Smooze girl in there too?

>>8793823
Do you even care about the Smooze and that thing anything? Or do you only like her because she's a goo satyr?

>>8794134
What does it matter?
These threads are about satyrs, not the characters they're based on.

>>8792831
Almost everyone you chose have children.

>>8794238
I think Soozen's a cutie.

>>8794314
That she is.
Shame there are no stories about her.

>>8794314
That guy has weird looking satyrs. Like that Wendigo.

>>8794330
Well, we need to build up a bit of backstory or something about her.

What's her family situation, for example?
I'd say the smooze itself is more or less a roughly mindless, genderless thing, so it's not involved in her life.

>>8794365
You meant the tantibus? /d/ drew the Windingo.

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>>8794400
nah that was badum. i did draw her later though.

>>8794271
Oh, so no-one is allowed to have headcanons where only a handful of satyrs exists anymore, is that it?
If someone writes something where, say, Rainbow Dash starts sleeping with satyrs, then you're going to scold them and say that they shouldn't write that because Dash has satyrs?

I don't care much for the idea that every single living being in Equestria has kids and that every fucking satyr ever created exists at the same time. Don't go and say stupid shit like "durr you can't use those characters because they have satyr children" because of it.

>>8794271
>Almost everyone you chose have children.
You don't like DILFs going after kids the age of their kids?

>>8794452
She is truly a wonderful ethereal cocksock, I must say.
Other than said obligatory socky submission, how's she act around her old man?

>>8794365
What guy?

>>8794930
>>8794452
Badumsquish

>>8794930
Every guy who draws monster freak satyrs, maybe?

>>8794949
He's into satyrs too?
I thought he was mostly about Strange Waifu stuff.

>>8794949
Oh, I wasn't sure since Badumsquish has never drawn Soozen. He's drawn goo satyrs & ponies, etc, but not Soozen.

>>8795033
He created the timber wolf satyr.

>>8794400
>Well, we need to build up a bit of backstory or something about her.
I agree.

>What's her family situation, for example?
I'd say the smooze itself is more or less a roughly mindless, genderless thing, so it's not involved in her life.
I can't really see the smooze acting like a responsible parent.
Maybe he just somehow knocked up a Femanon at some point and she raised Soozen as a single mother.

>>8795033
Prove your love to your Strange Waifu with an abomination child.
>>8795058
Badum and Oneovertwo have very similar art styles, whoops.

>>8795058
Not sure about that either.
All the Soozen art I can remember seeing is by OneOverTwo I believe.

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Edit Anon request.
Something skimpy, but sfw compliant, maybe?

>>8795472
Seconding this. Super-skimpy, but safe to post in /mlp/.

>>8795472
Im confused will it be lewd? Or no nips and puss showing?

>>8795690
Nothing explicit, it'd be tastefully skimpy lingerie.

Edit Anon's doing a sort of reverse thing right now, making sfw versions of explicit pics.

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>>8795731
Oh, that could be fun. Lets see how it goes.

>>8795472
Mind doing this bovine beauty?

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>>8795472
Also a good one.

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>>8795472
A tasteful Gargle butt

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>>8795472
Maybe a low cut top?

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>>8795472

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>>8795472
A more reserved pic of this? *Everyone's favorite chocolate shortstack?
*Using the term loosely I know everyone has a personal favorite.

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>>8795472

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>>8795472
Maybe this one with a nice small top?

>>8796280
>That camel toe and top

Jesus fucking top unf~ Saving twice

>>8796279
She's a super cutie, but not exactly a shortstack. She's just very petite.

>>8796280
Nice. Unf~ outta 10. It's very good.
Though, would that pronounced a cameltoe be acceptable on a blue board?

>>8796395
No

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>>8795769

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>>8796395
here y'are

>>8796725
Perfect.

>>8796725
Yup, this one should be safe.

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>>8795893
Bras are safe, yeah?

>>8796845
Should be. I think as long as there aren't exposed nipples or pussy, it should be fine.

>>8796845
Yeah man, that's perfectly safe.

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>>8796700
A cute moo moo in a muumuu? Yes, thank you edit friend.

>>8796845
Bras are safe, in keeping boobs in place and preventing back pain. Hella safe.

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>>8796930
Did Utah get the best ending?

>>8797295
Looks pretty good to me.

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>>8795913
"When you said 'swimming' I thought you meant ACTUAL swimming!!!"

>>8798197
Cute! Now its a cute pool time with your best bro/waifu.

>>8798197
He's about to be thrown head first into the pool, isn't he?

>>8796700
>That opening
Is that a maternity dress?

>>8798607
Do maternity dresses tend to have the upper belly cut out?

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we need more bun satyrs
for easter

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>>8798776
Not a whole lot sadly.

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>>8795939

>>8796062
what would he wear?

>>8799039
>what would he wear?
Maybe just have his dick retracted into his invisible genital slit?

>>8799039
That's one girl who wasn't embarrassed about bringing her dad to prom.

>>8799039
Maybe just some brown cargo shorts? I can see him being the type to wear em

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"Thanks for letting me sit on your lap! It's hard to see the movie!."
"Anytime buddy!"

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>>8800046
Had a hard kek at that. Reminded me of those edits of r34 turned into a religious spin.

Thanks for the edit! I'd love to see more of these.

Mind doing one of this?

>>8800415
How would you even edit this one to be non porn?

>>8800762
I didnt think anyone could edit this one >>8800046 but he found a way. And IDK, maybe change his cock into a soda can or something. And maybe have his hand be holding a bowl of cheese puffs?

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Took a little longer than I'd think, jeez.

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>>8801344
Fucking awesome. But if you dont mind me making a small suggestion, could Eden say "See, they're just like Rory's."

I really like this edit man, thanks for doing these.

Wanna try doing a Twister paradoy with this one?

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>>8801388
Here y'go, I'll try it!

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>>8801420
I would love to also these two in soccer outfits

>>8801582
I can dig that.
>This pic is right after dad pulled them out of their clothes to celebrate them winning the game.

>>8801638
>Incest shit
Love the reach on this sad attempt.

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>>8801388
wew

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>>8802244
Double dubs and a based picture. Fucking love it. Emma looks unhappy that she losin

Yoga edit maybe? If you need a break its cool man, you been boss all day and I appreciate all the fun edits.

>>8802244
Mind fixing Mal's mouth?

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>>8802434
sorry about that. fixed her thigh too,

>>8802618
Nice, this edit came out really good. Didnt even notice the mouth to be honest but this is also something I saved twice.

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>>8802244
Oh, how about them doing that lawn mower game.

give me a satyr

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>>8803735
Warren?

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>>8803735
Freckles if female?

>>8803748
tell me about this satyr

>>8797295
>OC x OC's OC offspring - the ultimate form of cancer in any fandom
>Turning Utah into a boring farmer exactly like all the other Apples
>Cowshit
Nah. The one who self-inserts as Petunia just ended up falling in love with him.

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>>8803923
Youngest sister of the Garble family. (Though aged up for the pic obviously.)

Is usually depicted as something of a KHV. Nerdy hobbies. But is usually taunted by Muddle her oldest brother in their young age. Not a lot of stories about her, but some lewd pics.

Socially awkward girl but nice enough. Wants to kiss the cute boys. She studies a bit so is not stupid just not versed in speaking with strangers.

>>8804044
that's pretty ok. thank you for the satyr.

For future reference, what does KHV mean?

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>>8803923
>>8804044

Usually stays in her room, but has a small group of other nerdy friends.

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>>8804063
Kissless hugless virgin

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>>8804076
>>8804063
She's a pretty good cutie and I like her. Should have her around more often

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>>8804088
When she gets older her brother Muddle kind of levels out and becomes more a chill bum type guy. But still pretty immature. They are on better terms by this time. And she's still pretty innocent/naive

>>8804117
What became of Gargle?

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>>8804153
I personally head canon him hooking up with Anon who was a good friend to Muddle and him for most of highschool and college. He always had a boy crush on Anon but didnt really realize what it was until he got older and started experimenting with cross dressing and being a trap. Anon likes what he sees with the femmy gargle and does reciprocate his feelings when he gets older and sexier. Drakes in my head canon are very curvy and feminine for a good part of their young years. After that its magic fem potions all the way. Again, in my autistic head canon

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>>8804211
Gargle is a very sexy drake.

>>8804044
>Wants to kiss the cute boys.
Whoooooooooooore!

>>8804088
I never really liked this depiction of her. She looks frumpy.

>>8804211
Can't say I'm super feeling the trap angle, though I suppose if one of them was going to be gay it'd end up being him.

Wouldn't Garble have a fit in regards to this though? Or do you picture he's not really part of the picture much given the type of person he is?

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>>8804257
>though I suppose if one of them was going to be gay it'd end up being him.
My peronal head canon for it is that Gargle was not treated well by Muddle and Garble doesnt really spend time with his kids in their developing years. Which is more or less the reason why Muddle was spoiled and a bully, Garble never learned masculine cues, and Freckles was sheltered. Gargle keeps it a secret for a very long time so by the time he finds out its too late for it to really matter. And Gargle really gravitated towards Anon since he was the only kind guy since his bro was a pretty big jerk for a bit. So be it a misunderstood longing for a brotherly connection that twisted to a love, or just his genuine feelings is more or less how it went down for his attraction to Anon. Garble loves his kids but finds he really cant do much with them in the beginning, but when they get older he loves to take them out for dragon stuff. He's not a bad dad, just lacks the experience to be a great one

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>>8804339
>>8804257

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>>8804370

>>8804339
Hrm. I dunno about Garble as you depict him. Given how slowly dragons develop too, it seems to me he'd still have basically not aged basically at all by the time the three of them became adults, and his maturity would've progressed about as much.

Suppose his distance could be partially because he has no idea what the actual fuck to do. He cropped up every now and then, dump some gold, fucked Femanon for a bit then fucked back off to do dragon things with his crew. I always sort of figured he'd have a sort of vendetta against Ember over the Dragonlord shitfest, so him endlessly scheming to take the Rod of Dragonbinding +4 from her could potentially be an interesting bonding exercise with at least Muddle, once he's big enough to not just be dead weight.

Do you figure other drakes are around or do you think there's probably only really the one Femanon that RNG'd onto a dragon? Not necessarily wherever those three live, mind.

>>8804416
interesting premise and I will add to this when I get back up cause its late and I will hitting the bed

>>8804416
I think the majority would stay. Fizzle, Spike, Ember, Garble, Crackle, Basil, even those two dragons of those two satyrs that one guy pitched.

>>8804039
>Self-Inserting as Petunia
What?

>>8804439
>Fizzle
Personally I think this is drastically dependent on how you characterize his broner for Garble. I don't see Garble sticking around since he's a leader sort of this troop, and him having no idea how to be a Dad seems to point to him not wanting to make a fool of himself around them. If Fizzle really wants to hang around Garble he'll probably me MIA too.
>Spike
A given since he grew up around pones and has active experience with couples sticking together.
>Ember
Plausible, though it seems more likely she'd dragon her Anon to the Dragon Lands, since, as Dragon Lord, her place is more there than fucking around in Equestria, though she doesn't exactly have much of a castle so she could very easily drag her "court" over to Anon's house if she really wanted to that much.
>Crackle
Seems as feasible as anything else.
>Basil
Since when has Basil had a satyr? Are you mixing him up with Clump, Spear, Vex or Baff? Basil is the huge adult red dragon, like Reginald, and I do not think either of them would fuck a Femanon nor give a shit about kids one had by "borrowing" an in vitro dose from them.

Does Prominence have a satyr? Not that I really advocate for cooking up more satyrs for the same of completion but I was just curious. Prominence is https://derpibooru.org/1137410

Though apparently Season 7's first episode has more dragon stuff in it, so I suppose we should watch it?

>>8804548
Oooh, I thought you neant around as in are tge other dragons around for their children. In that case I actually think Muddle would leave for Equestria at the behest of his wife. And yes, Basil the Red Dragon has a daughter, her name is Cinder, but no Prominence does not have a satyr yet.

>>8804597
Huh. I don't see any art of Cinder on the booru. Both parent:basil and oc:cinder are dead tags. Got a pic?

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>>8804612
Here's one

>>8804548
>and I do not think either of them would fuck a Femanon nor give a shit about kids
But you do think that a massive Arimaspi beast who may or may not be extinct or even sapient would fuck an Anon without hesitating? Like throwing a sausage into a cathedral.

>>8804612
>I can't find anything
>Satyr, oc:cinder
That wasn't so difficult. You sure you wrote it right?

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>>8804657
Here's the other

>>8804548
Back from the premiere, there wasn't actually any real dragons, just Twilight-tier autism. Oh well.

>>8804657
>>8804672
She one of those fancy runesmiths?

>>8804658
Had the wrong filter on, hue. Not really sure how Ariana's mother really fits into this, though I don't profess to be really versed in the DGAnon's stuff, though how he ended up fucking a giant would probably be up to you. After fucking that Chimera and a Manticore amongst other things, it's not that unfeasible in my opinion.

>>8804856
>Back from the premiere, there wasn't actually any real dragons, just Twilight-tier autism. Oh well.
From what I recall, Ember and Garble made brief appearances, but nothing major.

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Does this cutie have a name?

>>8805286
Yeah in a fantasy of Twilight's wherein Ember and Starlight are dudebro meatball buddies and Garble literally tries to murder her the latter by diving with her into lava.

>>8806857
Yep.

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So, how hot are drakes on the inside? Do they have a higher internal body temperature? Does it carry to their bellies?

>>8807646
Warmer than normal, presumably, but not as hot as an actual dragon. I don't think all of the fire-breath organs (which source the heat) would be overly developed in a drake.

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>>8807779
Does that mean they can breathe fire? I always figured if anything they would just be hot, and have pretty hot breath. Like fever tier.

>>8807800
I highly doubt they can breath fire. As I said the organs would be highly UNderdeveloped, so they might be able to spew out hot air if they practice it, but that's about it.

I figure they're probably 40 C at most, though, all things considered.

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>>8807800
My headcanon is that drakes have a core temperature of around 115° F.
>>8807800
I headcanon that all of them do, like how all pegasus satyrs can fly and how all unicorn satyrs can do magic.

>>8793584
>>8793823
I'm really annoyed that I forgot Eirwen wasn't on there either when I asked this...

>>8807800
>I always figured if anything they would just be hot, and have pretty hot breath. Like fever tier.
>>8807844
>they might be able to spew out hot air if they practice it, but that's about it.
I like the sound of this. It gives them flaws. The drakes' human part being able to dive in lava just sounds so damn stupid.

>>8808405
Nofun.png

>>8808405
>The drakes' human part being able to dive in lava just sounds so damn stupid.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure if a drake satyr tried to dive into lava they'd just get incinerated almost instantly.
Even if their dragon bottom could handle the heat, there is no way their human top could.

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>>8807800
>>8808405
Fever tier sounds fun.

>>8808480
>People aren't allowed to have different headcanons than me

So what is satyr looking forward to for the Stream Summer Sale? What vidya is your sonfu or daughteru lookin forward to?

>>8809825
Why is this even on /sad/?

>>8809940
I was just about to ask the same thing, but then I remembered that porn games exists.

>>8809940
There's actually a surprising large amount of H-games on Steam.

>>8810190
All censored, though.

>>8810212
Still porn, though.

>>8810212
>>8810249
>All lewd bits have pic of disapproving princess faces on em
It's hard to fap in Equestria

>>8810581
Yes but which princess? Some are objectively more lewd than others.

>>8810609
The ugly one

>>8810621
So Cadance? Makes sense.

>>8810609
They change out. Usual order is oldest to newest

>>8810632
>yfw Flurry Heart's disapproving face on your porn mags.

>>8810581
Reducing alternative outlets makes it easier to encourage breeding and sockery.

>>8810669
>princess face conveniently in place for bukkake

>>8810696
>Cadance has an autism fit when she learns of this
>Files a complaint to Celestia about her daughter's face showing up in all of the home videos she makes with Shining Armor
>"I don't want his wingboner, Celestia!"
>But it was too late.

>>8810581
Princess Dawn just ordered all the hot chicks' faces to be replaced with her own.

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>>8811063
Actually, never mind. That sounds more like something Venus would do.

Looks like we need a new thread. Anyone got one?

>>8811342

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>>8811516
>>8811516