/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General _ _ _ Gay Edition Oth

>>8733642
MaeBae is the best Gae.

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reminder that liking gay porn doesn't make you gay

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>>8733670
It's pretty gay.

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>>8733670
this
bea no gay etc etc

>>8733670
Straight anon here. I humbly demand more porn of these two. Smelters bromance is the best and purest lewd

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>>8733642
They are both gay, so it's still gay.

>>8733738
this looks more like bombshell than mae

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I wonder if Aunt Molly would arrest Mae if she saw her and Lori fooling around. I imagine there are bigger crimes in Possum Springs than statutory rape.

>>8733775
This only makes me want Mae x Lori lewds even more. Fuck I hope someone comissions Some

>>8733841
To clarify, I mean the pic does. Not the rape. Mae is basically 15 herself and Lori would be down to fool around with her

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>>8733775
But the cops have so little to do Mae is a little worried Molly might arrest her if she finds her on the powerlines.

>>8733764
Is this the picture that anon was freaking out over? It's pretty tame really. The scariest thing about it is how the anatomy is fucked six ways from Sunday.

>>8733884
>eff the cops

>>8733892
Oh no, there's a followup picture to it.

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>>8733892
What was he freaking out about, Mae and Gregg in general? If he was freaking out about the picture itself it may be this one.

>>8733931
No no, there's a followup picture to Nightmare Thighs on inkBunny.
I ain't postin it either.

>>8733903
It's vore. Just tell them the truth.

>>8733903
POST IT

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>>8733931

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>>8733954
Indeed it was, and mfw

>>8733961
I am not savin that shit

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>>8733764
>world's fattest pussy
>bellybutton for a clitoris
I'm sure this is someone's fetish.

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>>8733978

>>8733931
Nah, it was something to do with 'nightmare thighs'. The one you posted ain't great though, I'll give you that.

>>8733954
Oh, that's it? You truly are unsullied babby children if that's enough to scare you into this vow of silence about it. Thanks anon.

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>>8733978
Was this part of Selmer's plan to cuck Gregg?

>>8733978
I was guessing it was going to be cock-vore, but this is just as bad.

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>>8733978
DELET
THIS

>>8734019
With pleasure.

>>8733978
Lickety split, get into the pit.

>>8733931
Who's the artist on this?

>>8734031
somethingvelvet

It's all downhill from there, let me assure you.

>>8733931
But that's hot. Only baby normies freak out over massive gregg cock

>>8734044
more like down to suck on some toes!

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>>8733978
3/10, that gave me mild spooks at best. Which is probably worrying come to think of it. That bea/dad coathanger pick makes me genuinely uncomfortable but I can look at the weirdest porn and not feel a thing. I should probably start seeing my therapist again.

>>8734053
That's honestly almost fappable. I say almost because Mae's arm is FUCKED UP.
Gigantadick is normie.
But yeah it's not terrible.
Crackwhore Mae is bad.
Everything else he's done is just outright terrible.

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Would you suckle on Mae's teats?

>>8734088
Hell yea

>>8734053
Mae looks like she did 20 years of aging and 40 years of meth.

>>8734088
Wait this looks familiar, isn't this the guy who did the MaeBea daughter OC?
>multinip
Not a fan. Just not appealing in the slightest to me.

>>8734088
Wouldn't she have six boobs in that case?

>that ass!!

Mae canonically has a tragic ass, which very much pains me in my position of a booty warrior.

>>8734109
Nah

>>8734044
Can't find shit under that name budd. Is there anything on e621?

>>8734172
H'es on furaffinity

>>8734088
Yes. Yes. Yes.

>>8734240
>>8733963
little more than I'd want, but uhh, step in the right direction?

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>>8734266
here you go anon

>>8734266
MAE NO MORBIDLY OBESE
MAE CHUBBY

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>>8734266
I too am disgusted with the amount of fat-shaming within this community. Let's keep her proportions realistic, people.

>>8734266
I figure she's got sort of a strongfat thing going on, what with how she's able to climb in ways her friends can't.

>>8734146
Small does not mean bad anon. Quality over quantity.

>>8734266
She's clearly not fat in the game. She just has body issues.

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>>8734327
>clothes are too small for her
>abnormally round
>not fat

>>8734204
Weird. Nothing under that name on FA either.
I need this. My penis needs this.

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>>8734322
True that, brother.

>>8734347
https://e621.net/post?tags=somevelvetmorning

>>8734341
Video Store Doe is pretty rotund.

>>8734347
Ah fuck, I misremembered the name.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/somevelvetmorning/

Proceed at your own risk.

>>8734327
She's definitely skinnyfat.
>>8734341
Didn't she make that shirt years ago? She's wearing an amateurly made, old shirt that's too small for her now.

>>8734360
Is there really a market for that art? It has a sea of downvotes. In general, art should be aesthetically pleasing. Is there a niche that wants disgusting art?

>>8734360
>>8734362
I was so wrong about wanting this

>>8734437
All downhill man, I warned ya.

>>8734424
There's a fetish for everything anon. I assume that the artist just draws what they personally like, regardless of what the general reception is.

>>8734437
fuck why are people with possum fursonas so nasty... or stoners

>>8734520
Poppy O'Possum is a pretty good comic if you're looking for something a little less trashy

>>8734557
Poppy is pure
And I want her to sit on my face.

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>>8734424
>>8734437
I like it...

>>8734424
Have you ever been on tumblr?

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>>8734585
It would certainly be an experience.

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You know what? Fuck it i may be inebriated but here is a MaeBae picture because MaeBae for life!!!

>>8734684
>poppy will never disintegrate your skull with her fat butt
Why even live?

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>>8734709
Anon lie down you're drunk

>>8734588
I want to say good for you but you are really not helping your cause by posting Sonic art in a discussion about weird furry porn

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>>8734730
Understandable.

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casey

>>8734927
reminder casey never lived to see trump get elected

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>Jenna will never vomit out of her nose while gagging on your cock
Everyday there's more reasons to just end it all.

>>8735004
It still amuses me how people are pushing her instead of the telezoft wolf, who was one of the original waifus people pushed at the start of the general.

>>8735004
Anybody who is suitable enough to lock in my underground cellar and rape daily i suppose.

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>>8735039
Homeless pussy > Unhappy employee

>>8734968
he has ak's on his profile, stalinists are obsessed with ak's so he could be a stalinist

who knows really, unless you ask the curiouscat

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>>8735150
Casey was a good boy who listened to Alex Jones every night before bed, you shut your whore mouth.

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>>8735110
This makes me happy.
Then sad cause it's probably one of her dreams.

>>8734968
Bea says "In 2017?" during the mall scene, and the story takes place in the fall

So he probably did

>>8735249
>>8734968
what date does his missing poster have on it?
>>8735239
she literally confirms multiple times that it is infact her greatest dream

>>8735300
I think it just said he was 19 at the time

So it was probably a few months - up to a year before the game starts

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you think mae ever uses that bat to PURIFY?

>>8735379
She purified that one kid's face.

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>>8735379
50 quadrillion seconds in mspaint

>>8735566
This is the exact quality of half-assed meme we deserve. It's maybe a little too good.

>>8733694
Glad my request was taken. Good work artist if you're still lurking.

>>8735616
Your request made me gay

>>8735608
batterposting in every general is the only thing that keeps me alive
you're too kind, really

>>8735636
I'm honestly very conflicted myself

I still wonder how things would have gone for Mae if she managed to tough it out for another semester. If she came home and Angus and Gregg already moved away, would she ever even bother trying to re-connect with Bea? Or would she have just stayed in her room all day?

>>8735636
>>8735698
>childbearing
>hips
>feminine
>penis

Calm down lads, it's not gay.

>>8735698
I've heard it said countless times that lurking 4chan makes you gay. And I didn't believe it, I thought I was stronger than that.

But at least I accept it and I'm not in denial like this guy. >>8735721
So now that I'm a flaming homosexual which Bad Dragon model should I get?

>>8735740
bumblehooves

>>8735740
Unless you're masturbating to real humans, it's not really gay. It just means you're a furry.

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>>8735740
I call it the demolisher.

>>8735824
>look to the can to my right
>that thing would nearly reach the top of my second monitor
Fags were a mistake

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>>8735783
I don't really like furry porn or gay porn, but gay furry porn gets me solid like not much else. I don't want to be a gay or a furry. Help.

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>>8735824
>stan the t rex


is that stan borowski's porn name?

>>8735980
How do you think he landed a stripper like Candy and convinced her to become a stay at home mom?

>>8735740
Whichever you feel you are most likely to conquer in a battle to the death:

https://youtu.be/2lvOkt3mbo8

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>>8735199
how could gregg be friends with casey if the two had opposite political opinions?

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>>8735740
If that vore discussion from earlier was good for getting you going they've got you covered brah

>>8736135
>he never had a friend he disagreed with politically
What are you a liberal?

>>8736135
>how can you be friends with someone with different opinions

I hate everything you represent

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>>8735740
Dude, c'mon. Finding guys attractive does not make you gay. Boipussi is still pussy, and liking pussy is straight.

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>>8736207
Oh shit

>>8736229
I need more Angus wearing panties.

>>8735740
Spend enough time on 4chan and you turn into a gay nazi furry, it's inevitable

>>8736229
anyone got the one with him in the pink panties?

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>>8736266
Fuck Nazis
Not literally. But metaphorically. I've spent most of my life studying WW2 and I have to say. Nazis were fuckin dumb.

DEATH TO FASCISTS AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>8736175
>>8736180
looks like i started something here

anarchism is extreme, so thats why it'd affect the relationship so much. conservatives and liberals wouldn't hate eachother though, of course.

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>>8736333
Casey probably wasn't an anarchist. Not a full on one, he was probably just that kind of Communism lite youngster.
Maybe libertarian to a degree?

>>8736333
FUCKING LIAR

LYNCH THE NIGGER
LYNCH THE NIGGER
LYNCH THE NIGGER

>>8736381
fuck off jackie "gas the jews" antifa

god no

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>>8736403
There is no god

>>8736447
BELIEVE THIS

*unzips fox jeans*

>>8736467
I dun geddit

>>8736498
well then you are lost

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>>8736520
Wait I get it.
I thought this was a joke about fox news, but you meant gay buttsex.

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has anyone seen any on-model smut with mae besides that one gregg pic?

I want to see if anyone has managed to do it well yet

>>8736595
Curiosity killed the cat.

>>8736604
Satisfaction brought it back.

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>>8736604
and satisfaction brought it back, bitch

>>8736622
>>8736630
Now kiss

>>8736665
I don't kiss dudes

>>8736665
I only kiss girls and cute boys.

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>>8736719
I'm a cute girl (male)

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>>8736773

>>8736773
Kiss me instead

>>8736773
is jackie ok

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Man, I've never seen another character like Bea. She's the only one, and it's not like the game is just magically going to update regularly. Just her, just this one. The finality of it all is kinda crushing.

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>>8736832
She was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB6brOn_RI4

>>8736926
why would anon do something like that to poor goat girl (male)

>>8736926
I wish I could hug a komodo dragon.

>>8736996
I wish I could hug a beatrice santello.

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Who hurt Gregg

>>8737084
Act 3 - Gregg Gets Jumped

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>>8737075
>you will never be a lesbian cat to steal all of the gator hugs for yourself

>>8737075
I wish I could hug Mae Nightinthewoods™

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>>8735110
>>8736996
>tfw you will never go to college with Bea

How is a video game character making me feel this way

When Selmers was in jail, she was probably going through withdrawal hard. Do you think some big-shot in jail took advantage of that and made her be her bitch?

>>8737075
I wish I could hug a Selmers.

Then fug her.

>>8737140
Made her a bitch? No. Exchange of drugs for sexual favors maybe.

>>8737140
Did she go to jail? I think she just got sent to rehab.

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>>8737134
>Oh. Hey Anon. Sorry could you come back at a later time?
>HEY BEA WHO'S THAT PUSSY AT THE DOOR
>N-nobody Chad.
>Sorry Anon, I'll text you later or something.

This is what would realistically happen you fucking loser.

>>8737171
It's... difficult to say. During the church scene, Selmers mentions having gone to jail. But we later find out the church scene never happened. Mae was never sent to the church and Mae's friends from town never came to visit her.

I still think it's meant to be canon, since she did rob her work and got in trouble with the law.

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>>8737183

>>8737183
1 in 4 women in college get raped. I'll make a statistic out of her.

>>8737242
>Mae was never sent to the church and Mae's friends from town never came to visit her
Wait what?

>>8737183

>implying Chad would be some jacked alpha male and not some pretentious college hipster

>>8737276
>Not just fucking them both

What are you guys? Queer?

Anyone find it weird that there was such a huge cathedral in Possum Springs?

>>8737183
I need more skimpy/sexy Bea.

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Las lesbianas son lindas

>>8737288
It's not that big at all. It's also probably pretty old, built back when the town was thriving.

>>8737288
Nah. Smaller towns tend to have a stronger religious foundation. The church probably used to always be full back in the day.

>>8737273
It's because of Lori. Lori is there in the church scene, but then the church fades away and all of her friends sink into the ground. Later, when you talk to Lori, she asks if you were in the hospital. So Lori never visited Mae. It was all in Mae's head.

It was a coma dream Mae was having. The Janitor snapped her out of it and woke her up.

>>8737328
>The Janitor snapped her out of it and woke her up.
WHOA

>>8737298
BEA NO ES GAY

>>8737328
Are you sure?
She got a concussion or whatever and collapsed somewhere, they found her and probably called 9/11 before moving her to the church.
That makes sense to me at least.

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>>8737367
BEA
MAX
GAE

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>>8737382
i'm going to need visual proof

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Remember, ignore and report shitposters. Do not give them the attention they seek. It's our responsibility to keep this thread pure. Replying to them actively and irreversibly lowers the quality of this general. We must all do our part.

>>8737376
They took her straight to the hospital. I'm pretty damn sure the church scene never happened. The assets imply that whole scene is Mae's death. You go to a church when you're dead.

Mae was dreaming.

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>>8737398

>>8737433
spooning naked with your bro is NOT gay

>>8737421
No because they say "wake up" and stuff. Mr. Penderson does at least, that "she'll wake up and learn her lesson."

The whole scene is a bit trippy though, but I don't think it was a dream.

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>>8737367
Cy.

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>>8737439
what about THIS

>>8737451
Then why does the room fade away, but Pastor K and the parents remain? Mae was in the hospital, not the church, and Lori never visited the hospital. It also doesn't make sense for Pastor K to ask people to say a few words around an unconscious girl who needs medical attention. Asking people to speak is a funeral service thing.

>>8737470
>hands not holding
NO ES GAY

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This is true love.

>>8737470
If cleaning your pal's genitals with your own makes someone gay then I guess everyone at my local YMCA is gay.

>>8737477
Well Pastor K could have gone with them to the hospital once the ambulance got there. They would probably have been told to not move Mae when they called 9/11 and wait for the ambulance given it was a head injury.
Still they would have had to carry her up stairs.
The transition can be explained as artistic caveat, or Mae fading in and out of consciousness even.

This would be easier if I could remember the exact dialogue and shit.

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>>8737482
>>8737499
OH SO THAT'S HOW IT IS

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>>8737482
Checkmate fucker

>>8737470
thats just simulating heterosexual sex, not gay at all

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>>8737498

>>8737545
I'm going to need more evidence for a thorough analysis.

>>8737578
If I see that goddamn cat one more time.

>>8737524
you could always ask the curious cat

>>8737626
He's never answered any of my questions. Mainly because he doesn't know shit about his own game and just makes shit up on the fly. He hasn't been on in two weeks anyway.

i'm bored

anybody want to play a dumb game like doodle or die or something

>>8737687
no

>>8737734
what about patty cake

>>8737746
No i'd be up for miss mary mack though

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>>8737590

>>8737759
haha gay

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>>8737482
Pero son lindas!

>>8737746
what about exploring Lori's pants adventure ™

>>8737777
where do u buy it

>>8737776
Bea ama a Mae !

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>>8737777
>be me
>anon
>go spelunking in Lori's pants
>walk through thick jungle
>find a cave
>more importantly find a protrusion from the cave keystone
>try to take it
>it's stuck
>keep pulling on it harder
>suddenly liquids rush out of cave
>FUCK.jpg
>must have let something loose
>escape_from_the_city.midi
>get back to helicopter
>it's surrounded by police
>go to jail for defiling ancient ruins
nice game

>>8737777
>huff huff huff

>>8737852
I prefer the director's cut edition where they send Lori to your house as a preorder bonus

nitw discord when?

>>8737918
no

>>8737918
Never.

>>8737924
it'd be a good idea anon

>>8737944
no!!

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>>8737918

this why i don't work with gays

>>8737918
when you off yourself

>>8737944
This is the only good general left in /trash/ that I'm interested in. Please don't do this shit.

>>8737918
Bad idea
We could do that anonymous fic writing excerise
on google docs though.

No circlejerking possible and it'd be funny to watch people sperg for a good five minutes

>>8737888
>your parents are out of town for the weekend
>you invite Lori over to watch monster movies
>she shows up basically as soon as your parents leave
>huff huff huff, hi anon, I brought Sycho Slasher the Sequel and Killer from the Kloset, they're two of my favorites
>you get the popcorn ready
>you chill on the couch with her sitting beside you
>it's kinda cold, so you get a blanket
>she starts leaning on you underneath the blanket
>a scary scene comes up and she grabs onto your leg, breathing hard, mostly just excited but a little bit scared even though she's seen this movie at least six times
>you pop a boner
>she can feel it
>she looks at you
>huff huff huff
>you lean in to kiss her, she recoils at first, then starts to lean in too
>your mouth is just an inch away from hers
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>OPEN UP THIS IS THE POLICE
>get anally raped in prison
>forever registered as a sex offender
>get out 5 years later
>Lori is waiting for you at the prison exit
>hey anon, we never finished our movie!

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>>8738022

>>8738022
>BANG BANG BANG
yes

>>8738022
You can stop.

>>8738049
I literally just started

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>>8738022
>we will never get actual lewd lori greentexts or stories
>these jackasses are all we have left

>>8738057
unstart

>>8738064
i could write act 2

mimicing that writefag's style isn't that hard

>>8738064
I'm actually a writefag, and wanna do an actual Lori story soon. Also something with Cole. And I wanna finish the Casey x Mae fic.

>>8738075
No, I mean write actual Lori lewds, we got like one story and that was it?

>>8738077
Please do!

>>8738064
She fucked Steve Scriggins in a fic that was all about her fucking Steve Scriggins. It's in the write bin.

>>8738064
I've never written anything before but I kinda wanna try it out and write lewd-ish Lori x Mae fic or something.

>>8738119
Go for it

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>>8738170
It's NOT FAIR

>>8738139
it's probably not going to be that good, but i'll try my best i guess.

I remember over a month ago, when these threads were young and that one guy said he was going to write a fic where Mae teaches those three kids about sex. So many ideas have been pushed in these threads. Ideas that faded away rather quickly.

>>8738005
fuck you
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AEhXAGccQmi784uQvRbFKjWyXlrs2tGB_1vDbGhaOTo/edit?usp=sharing


i'll close the doc in 10 minutes and see what we end up with if anything

play nice

>>8738269
We stll have a fair amount of posters, surprisingly. But yeah, discussion fades once the traditional topics have been done to death.
I think we had 80 or so posters at peak.

>>8738269
Talking about doing a fic is easier than actually putting it together and making it good. I remember the writefag updated a few times about how he was having trouble with it but that was about it.

>>8738292
This is a disaster

>>8738292
You're just dragging traffic away from the threads. Stop this.

>>8738399
It's kinda fun.
Except some fag keeps deleting everything.

>>8738399
I'll take "What Are Tabs" for 900 Alex.

>>8738376
I think the guy doing the Casey and Mae fic posted a number of updates, and even posted half of a story right up until it got lewd. Then he later said he had to drop the lewd parts, and then said he was adding it back in, before giving it up entirely.

I lack creativity so I can't write. The writing I can do is analysis and reviews. I couldn't help somebody overcome any of that shit.

>>8738422
I've written stuff before and finding the time and motivation can be a bitch. Knowing you're going to present it to an audience with really particular tastes adds to the stress factor a bit too.

>>8738292
that was fun i guess

>>8738292
Shoulda kicked pink, he just kept delet'ing stuff.
Still I laughed a good bit at that. We almost got somewhere.

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>You will never know what selmers ingested
it's not fair

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Do you think they make out but in a straight way?

>>8738526
Obviously juice? Is this a trick question?

>>8738531
yeah as long as they don't hold hands

>>8738531
>>8738544
That's true, bird probably shoves his entire tongue in gator's mouth while their clothed dicks rub against each other in full public.

But hands never touch, that's just gay

Go Smelters!

>>8738531
How do you kiss a croc?
How do you kiss a bird?
They don't have lips!

>>8738526
a fun-size carton of apple juice
with 100mg of crushed up roxycodone in it

>>8738589
Life finds a way

Go Sme- oohhh fuuuuckkk...

>>8738595
oh selmers...you went to rehab for this

>>8738589
Birds rub beaks and be taught to make kissy noises. Gators can do eskimo kisses dummy.

>>8738604
Unf

It's pretty clear from the game that the gator was happily married and was more into the bird as a friend. It's entirely possible the bird was in love with him, but everybody turning them into raging bromosexuals is just stupid.

>>8738644
Nobody is making them gay?

>>8738644
>but everybody turning them into raging bromosexuals

we're talking about what good friends they are you degenerate

>>8738595
>tfw I had surgery
>got a shitton of Oxycontin, and not the weak shit, for pain
>don't actually have very much pain, only use 1/4th of the pills
>I could sell this
>mom notices I'm not taking the pills anymore
>takes them to the pharmacy to be destroyed

Thanks mom I coulda gotten so many dollars back in High School.

>>8738663
>>8738657
RETARD ALERT

>>8738677
>he doesn't jokingly suck his friend's dick

>>8738644
What the fuck? no one wants them to be gay, dude. They're just good bros that hang out after work and occasionally the bird drops to his knees and lathers his gator friend's balls with his mouth. It's a kind gesture.

Geez anon stop being such a fag

>>8738657
>>8738663
This meme needs to end. You're being stupid. Where's that guy shitting up the thread over OC content when you need him?

The bird even gets upset when the gator starts talking about his wife. Yet you faggots got all upset when that one guy wrote that fic and had the gator realize he fucked up and told the bird never to contact him.

>>8738666
After both wisdom teeth and upper jaw surgery I have a lot of meds left. Honestly I'm gonna keep them around for if I fuck up really bad.

>>8738701
that fic was hot as fuck tho

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>>8738701
(you)

>>8738723
why does this fish look familiar

>>8738729
ft lucenne mall

>>8738729
It's from the hit indie game, Night in the Woods. You may have heard of it.

>>8738740
Ohhh

>>8738666
I take 4x10mg Percoset daily for a fucking shitshow of a disease I developed ages ago
When I eventually was referred to a Neurologist they told me for what I had I was undermedicated and she gave me Fentanyl to go with it
So now I get actual relief, hooray
Only issue is I live with a couple of skeezy people and just barely manage to keep these facts a secret, I get the feeling they'd jack my Fentanyl patches and all my Percoset without a second thought

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IT'S
THURSDAY NIGHT / FRIDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKER

POST

>FAVORITE TRACK FROM NITW
>FAVORITE CHARACTER
>FAVORITE PLOT POINT
>BEST FETISH
>WHAT YOU DRINKIN
>OTHER FORM OF FICTIONAL MEDIA YOU ENJOY

Straight from the yarn. The gator loves his wife deeply. The bird is resentful. The basis for their relationship is one-sided and you all are fueling a deranged fantasy.

Bargoer2: So I says to her - "Mabel, get off the dang table!"
Bargoer1: Hahaha
Bargoer2: And she goes "Why don't you just climb up here with me."
Bargoer1: No way.
Bargoer2: It's true. We both danced on that table. Nearly broke the damn thing.
Bargoer1: ...
Bargoer1: Somehow I can't see it.
Bargoer2: Well. You had to be there.
Bargoer1: I really didn't.

Bargoer2: Hey - you never told me why you were feeling down the other day...
Bargoer1: Do I gotta tell you everything?
Bargoer2: Naw, naw. Just asking is all.
Bargoer1: Well, ask someone else.
Bargoer2: ...
Bargoer1: ...

>>8738819
it's a good thing they're just good friends then

>>8738819
There have been all manner of stories of gay men who got into relationships with women, had kids and loved their family to pieces, but were still prancing lala homo men that came out later

I mean sure it's rare as hen's teeth but it's still a thing yo - just a thing with a .01% chance or some shit

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>>8738792
>astral alley
>mae
>mae and her mom in general
>mae anal
>water
>command and conquer

>>8738843
Then from now on, I think Mae's mom should be a better friend to her daughter and eat her out every night. Would really help with the headaches. Maybe Mae can be a good friend to her dad when he gets off work and help him relax a bit as well by giving him a quickie.

>>8738792

>favorite track
Ol pickaxe
>favorite characrer
Bea
>favorite plot point
BEA no like mae
YES LIKE MAE
Bea no like mae
YES LIKE MAE
Bea like GOOD FRIENDS??
Bea, Mae good friend
Bea like mae.
>best fetish
Facesitting
>drinkin
Bleach

>>8738860
They are good friends!!

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>>8738860
Incest is a bad fetish

>>8738792
https://infiniteammo.bandcamp.com/track/home-again
Bea
Can't think of one really
MtF Furry Anthro TF
Water. Maybe some OJ later
Poppy O'Possum's pretty good. But Runescape is still my jam for anything fictional. Or Redwall.

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>>8738883
>redwall

>>8738589
They kiss with their assholes

>>8738927
more like their cute reptile cocks!

>>8738860
>Mae's mom coaches Mae on how to rim and peg her father
>they both spitroast him with strapons
muh dick

>>8738792
4-Man Band Astral Alley/Weird Autumn
All the main characters + Lori, Selmers, Old Man Astronomy, the Goth Kids, too many characters aaaaaaaaaa
Casey's death
not the best fetish but I'm super into diapers/omorashi, but NO FUCKING SCAT/MESSING OR BABYPLAY
Wild Cherry Pepsi
Redwall/Mouse Guard

>>8738956
I've heard of Mouse Guard a few times, is there any good place to start with it?

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>>8738792
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgweK48FEGU
>Selmers
>Bea & her relationship with her father
>Feet
>Carbonated fruity water
>Better Call Saul
some odd question choice tho.

>>8738792
>graveyard investigation
>lori
>end of proximity hangout
>paws
>loris pussy juice
>poppy o'possum

>>8733670
This is one of my favorite things to come out of these threads

god dang

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>>8738792
Possum Springs

Bea!

Bea's college lust

Mild Femdom. Once it gets into being tied up territory I'm not a fan, but all the kinky shit before that is hot as hell. Pegging is okay.

Vanilla cream soda

Riverdale is nice.So is Star Wars Rebels.

>>8733642
>FAVORITE TRACK FROM NITW
Cycles
>FAVORITE CHARACTER
I don't even know
>FAVORITE PLOT POINT
Everything before harfest
>BEST FETISH
Candy
>WHAT YOU DRINKIN
Water
>OTHER FORM OF FICTIONAL MEDIA YOU ENJOY
Kung Fury

>>8739106
>>8738883
Is poppy o possum good? I always see it on sad panda when I'm looking for new furry porn but it's not lewd, right?

>>8738792
astral alley
bea!
proximity (all of it)
dickgirls
coca cola because GIT FAT
brave exvius count? cancerous phone game but addictive

>>8739144
It's not explicitly lewd but it makes passing references to sex and stuff.
At a couple points Poppy is naked but covered by her tail/terrain.

It's a good little read honestly.

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>>8738792
>Whatever the first track they play at the first band practice is called
>Bea
>Just Bea's entire backstory, it really kills me
>I gave up masterbating for Lent, maybe chastity?
>Wild Turkey 101 and Golden Monkey
>I really like Space Funeral and Lisa

>>8739144
It's a very well above average webcomic. I would give it a shot.

>>8738792
>Facourite Track
Either Witchdagger or the two tracks from the Jackie Party.

>Character
Bea or Lori.

>Plot Point
The Black Goat and Cult Shit

>Fetish
Medical Bondage

>Drinkin'
Diet Coke

>Other Media
Persona, Ruby Quest, Floraverse, Poppy and Endtown.

>>8739212
HAHAHAHA

>>8739212
At least he's waiting until after Easter.

>>8739212
wtf?
14/4??
there are only 12 months retard

>>8739262
14th is the Day. 4th is the month dude.

>>8739262
it's a eurofag

>>8739262
He's a Euro, so of course he's an idiot.

>>8739212
>a europoor
Well this explains a lot.

>>8739270
why is it backwards

>>8739287
>>8739288
I'm not European you fucking thick cunt.
>>8739290
>>8739262
Classic dumb as actual shit american. Wow.
You're a fucking parody of yourself.

>>8739212
>not a crossbow
Get outta here fake Gregg

>>8739212
>3 days left
>tomorrow is the 14th
A bit slow there Virus-Anon?

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>>8739212
this would have been more believable if you didn't use a euro timestamp

>britbongs
>owning guns
LOL

>>8739313
>aussie
Even worse

>>8738792
I've been meaning to listen to all the music over again but I haven't yet, I love the title theme though
Mae
I don't really know if I have a favorite "plot point"
There's a lot
Bebsi
Pokémon? Broad question

>>8739343
Pretty decent photoshop he did though. Fooled me.

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>>8739313
>Actually admitting to being an aussie

>>8739341
>When Americans don't know about date formats
>When Americans don't know about timezones
Really activates your almonds.

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>>8739212
>>8739343

>>8739212
I can't believe this man is going to transcend space and time to shoot us all simultaneously

>>8739343
fucker got my hopes up

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>>8738064
>Lori invites you over to watch a movie tonight
>Knock at the door
>Can hear her scurrying to open it
>*Huff huff* "Hey anon! Thanks for coming!"
>Gives you a hug and invites you inside
>Sit down on the couch beside her
>Chat about the scenes and effects in various horror movies for a couple hours
>Starts getting late
>Say goodnight and get up to leave
>"Anon wait... Um... *huff huff* Can you stay the night, *huff huff* please?"
>Decided to go back to the couch with her
>Continue watching movies and chatting until she gets sleepy
>She leans on you and yawns
>"Thanks for coming anon..."
>You put her arm around her as she drifts into sleep
>She starts do a cute little squeaky snore
>You give her a little shake to make sure she's really asleep
>No response
>It's time
>Take out your camera and pocket knife
>Set it to record
>Quickly gash the blade deep into her throat
>She jolts awake
>You can see the pain of betrayal in her eyes as you saw through her neck
>See the life fade out of her
>Got everything on film, excellent
>Go outside, there's a car waiting for you
>It's Lori's older sister in the drivers seat
>Get in
>Show her the footage
>She smiles and says good job
>Pulls your face into hers and gives you a deep kiss
>She then drags down her pants and panties below her thighs
>Forces your head down into her lap
>Speeds off

VHS 2 was a good movie btw I don't care what anyone says

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>>8739407
WHAT A TWEEST

>>8739407
Idiots like this is exactly why I will never writefag for this general again.

>>8739450
y nada de valumente fue lostero

>>8739407
what the hell dude

>>8739450
You and I both know you're a hack writer that's salty that my ideas are way better than yours because they exist on the internet instead of in your OC fantasy nerd.

>>8739463
Yeah keep saying that while you lose more and more content creators. You're already starved for content, stupid cunt

>>8739450
Literally who.

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>>8739174
I'm afraid to start reading it because I know I'm going to be thinking about that fat possum ass the entire time

>At a couple points Poppy is naked but covered by her tail/terrain.
have mercy

>>8739523
I read through the entire thing in about 3 hours.
But I'm a fairly fast reader. And a few points flew over my head until I re read some scenes a bit more thoroughly.
And yes Poppy does things to me. It's a good little webcomic either way, even if Morbi is an fagget at times that's slow as fucking SHIT to update.

>>8739558
Basically this. Comic is okay even if the author tries too hard to be a faggot on social media. Porn's good too.

>>8739523

>>8734684

>>8738792
>FAVORITE TRACK FROM NITW
DIE ANYWHERE ELSE
>FAVORITE CHARACTER
MAE
>FAVORITE PLOT POINT
MAE'S FAMILY LIFE
>BEST FETISH
MUSK
>WHAT YOU DRINKIN
WATER
>OTHER FORM OF FICTIONAL MEDIA YOU ENJOY
Undertale?

>>8739313
Hide Aussie posters and do not respond to Aussie posts.