/sug/ - Steven Universe General Pearl knows best Edition L

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QUARTZMILK

This is brap country.

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Humans should flirt with their classmates

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I wonder how Steven would react if he hugged Lapis only for her to sniff his hair really creepily.

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>>8733564
I agree.

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>>8733515
I will be very clear when i say some mental disabilities doesn't mean you're just above consequences for your actions.

I get that Pearl is programmed to serve a master and is thus very unstable because of this, but she still holds a mental status well enough to make decisions like "I'll rebuild this tower that is harming the earth's television signals and possibly more to fucking merge with my thousand year plus ally to feel powerful, who cares if i'm creating the situation to make this happen! I'm thirsty as shit!"

She has THAT kind of mental capacity and it's really concerning she only got a slap on the wrist for that shit.


I'm beating an extremely dead horse, but some characters in this show really need to get beaten upside the head for the shit they've done.

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>>8733602
He would be super flattered and let her sniff more.

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Post more Pearl

>>8733611
>to fucking merge with my thousand year plus ally to feel powerful
Pearl did it to feel complete and apart of Garnet's relationship. To feel powerful was Amethyst's reason.

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Are they ever going to address the fact that some gems like to watch Steven in his sleep?
Why is it they never brought this up again? I thought it was creepy as fuck.
Even worse seeing how I think Pearl is still watching him sleep for all we know.

>>8733602
Please stop posting, It would really improve this general

>>8733602
>Uh Lapis... What are you doing?
>Just stay still Steven *sniff* oh yes my dear.

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>>8733416
>it might have turned into a "Pearl betrays the CGs" Bomb
That's honestly what I expected to happen. I just couldn't imagine how Garnet could feasibly forgive Pearl within a week.
Turns out that "feasibly" wasn't even a factor.

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>>8733631
>Not "I rape Steven"

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>>8733611
The thing is, trying to analyze the stupid and harmful shit the characters have pulled on a purely rational basis shows you lack the experience with human factors.

If you think it takes a mental disability to be like Jasper, or Amethyst, or hell even Pearl then you really overestimate the average levels of rational thought in day to day life.

Rationality is a false god in the social realm.

>>8733671
>what is that *sniff* strawberry?

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>>8733634
Sorry, both instances of "my means to complete the ends should be brushed off just because!" really feel similar so i mistake the two a lot.

>>8733654
Pretty sure it's only Pearl and it's her dead senpai attraction to steven that makes her watch Steven.

Again, just another "WHY" for Pearl's character as a whole that's not really cared about but is concerning if thought about.

>>8733669
The Lapiven rape greentexts are one of the best parts about /sug/

>>8733709
They're really not.

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>>8733684
End your rape fetish.

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This is what Pearl's pussy is like

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SWEATY
FEMININE
PENIS

>>8733690
>new shampoo i see... yes quite

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>>8733592
I wonder if Jasper would feed other boys her sweet quarts milk.
she must have gallons built up and I don't think Steven can drink it all.

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she shit herself

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>>8733709
Sadly we're on a drought right now

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>>8733732
>8733732
Your not a true Lapiven unless you want to see Lapis rape Steven.

>>8733783
Too bad the comic is fucking stealth Lapidot

>>8733654
She stopped doing that ages ago after Steven asked her to stop.

>>8733771
I finally got the joke of this pic. She has her hair and her pants like that after staying on the handrail for too long

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>>8733688
To be like Jasper you have to be a war veteran who saw their best fucking teacher/leader die in combat and could do nothing about it because you were trained or born to practically be perfect.

Pearl isn't a realistic one, but it's not that uncommon in literature, i could say it's that undying butler character type, but she's someone who broke the expectations set on her and became her own thing only because of her newly found master, she WANTED to be her everything but then she died/left her behind, the character being empty inside because all their life was revolved around that person, was basically made void because they're dead.

What makes Pearl unique, is that she turns this into a reason to say, take someone she has no idea that could survive into a certain place (space), into that place (again space) or to again fucking rape/create a reason to, fuse with her ally, intentionally breaking their trust of her simply for a moment of peace.
I'm supposed to feel sorry for her, but she's literally the most snarky smug cunt i've seen in this show, it's probably because she's a writer's pet given how many episodes she had and or stolen for herself (Seriously fuck Mr.Greg that should have been every CG singing) but i cannot feel sorry for her when she get's what little of karma the show ever throws out.

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>>8733796
Now it's Amedot

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>>8733742
I thought it was more like this.

>>8733814
that pussy isn't phat enough. Rose would never schlick a bony pussy like that. The body is accurate however.

>>8733806
In combat?

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>>8733865
Would an assassination be out of combat?
Hell, this is assuming it was purely an assassination and not Rose stopping some like war speech with PD in the middle of it.

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>>8733890
>Rose killing PD in the middle of a speech
That would be amazing. I hope Jasper was witness.

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>>8733783
Pure love only

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>>8733806
the former slave part of pearl IS unrealistic.

However, a person with little to no sense of self worth going out of their way to gain a sense of completion, going to outright delusional lengths to accomplish it? That's not unrealistic.

>>8733896
That looks like a man.

>>8733945
I have a hypothesis that asian is effectively it's own gender. Or something like (make - female)/sqrt(2)

>>8733896
I want to fuck Deedee so hard just so I know what Pearl sounds like when she's getting good and fucked.

I want to record the audio and use it in a Zone animation.

>>8733909
What if PD's last words were "I love you Jasper"?

>>8734001
They were "I still love you Rose"

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>>8733654
She watches him because she's very protective of him.
>>8733797
When did he ask her to stop?

>>8734001
What if Jasper's first word when she comes back to life is "Not!" and then she laughs at Jasper?

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Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow.

>>8734040
I think you're a bit retarded.

>>8734050
I think you're a cuck.

>>8734001
>"I love you Jasper"
>As she looked at skinny Jasper

>>8734067
Never heard that one before.

>>8734029
Kek
>>8734040
Jej

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>>8733909
Because i mean, let's face it, as much as we want Rose to be an evil cunt, she's gonna get justification for shattering PD (her ONLY real bad deed so far in the show, only witnessed by a bias cyclops, only real confirmation of this account was from shocked reactions from Pearl and Garnet)

Garnet did give a positive note but it was ambiguous overall, intentional for when they reveal how it REALLY went down flashback and/or projection style.


>>8733933
There's truth to that, there really is and i may still refute these, but you aren't wrong, Pearl does have the reasons to do all this, but it's just how she's acted in the show that still makes me hold her accountable for this shit, i still hold Lapis accountable for not only harming the world's water supply (or mostly where beach city is supposed to take place again) but also being the rapist in the Malachite situation.
I'd also hold Amethyst accountable for her actions too i may be bias because i can understand her situation a little better.
Garnet is lacking in anything to ever shit talk her obviously.
And Peridot got what she deserved unconventionally (Not intended but she's been reduced to comic relief, so there's that.)

But Pearl?
Just her character to instantly go from the smuggest Dio Brando, to a Dracula from Castlevania, and then to literally crying for sympathy for causing something like WW3.

I just can't really see any forgiveness towards her, regardless of the character she's supposed to represent.
I can see why some people would but the character she shows is implying a strong enough mental state to get over her programming but yet the will to do this shit all over again if it was possible.
It honestly might be dead as shit and i'm just finding a reason to bitch at Pearl again, but she's just one of the most double edged characters in the show, and we have stuff like detailed broken, forcefully put together dead soldiers walking around in hospitals.

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>>8733602
>After another successful mission Steven decided to go visit the barn for the afternoon.
>outside he called out "Lapis, Peridot, you in?
>He was met by silence.
>He thought maybe they couldn't hear him so he went inside the barn.
>But before he entered he heard what sounded like sniffing sounds long loud sniffs.
Steven peeked through the door crack to see Lapis was alone in her hammock.
>He saw she was sniffing something in her hands he looked closer and was shocked to see it was his star shirt!
>Lapis was bringing the shirt right up to her nose and taken long drawn out sniffs of his shirt.
>She had her eyes closed and was talking to herself as she sniffed his shirt.
>"Snifffffff...ohhhh Steven you smell like ripe strawberries, I just can't get enouth of your scent..."
>Steven felt repulsed as he watched this perverted display, Lapis was acting so creepy.
>He kept watching till he suddenly noticed that Lapis was really getting into it.
>"Snifffff ohh Seven...my sweet little quartz...sniffff...it feels like your right next to me...feeling me touching me..."
>It was then Steven saw Lapis hand slwoly reach under her dress as she began to masturbate.
>She took long sniffs and called out Steven name as she fingered herself.
>Steven was traumatised the second he saw her shout his name and cum squirting through her hammock.
>Peridot soon came back to the barn after farming to find Steven curled up in a ball next to the barn with a 1000 mile stare on his scared little face.

>>8734079
A cuck should be used to hearing it.

Reminder blue diamond has a foot fetish

>>8734034
Lion 3: Straight to Video. He tells her and Lion to leave because he needs his rest. Later in the episode Pearl is talking to Garnet and Amethyst. Pearl mentions that Steven doesn't want her to watch him any more.

>>8734096
here we go

>>8734074
>'i love you jasper'
>'which jasper'
>shatters

>>8733814
More?

>>8734096
moar

>>8733924
I want to be inbetween a Quartz boobie sandwich

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Pearlven

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>>8734152

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>>8734168
No.

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My mom brought me a gyro

>>8734142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bea9aFBGuwQ

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canon

>>8734074
>Jasper thought PD meant her
>she's been thinking this for 5000 years

>>8734191
Your mom fucks blacks.

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>>8734186

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>>8734096
YES
AT LAST

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>>8734216

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>>8734001
Jasper will recommit suicide when Pink Diamond is revived and tells her that Rose was her favorite soldier.

>>8734191
Neato. Was it good?

>>8734191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiy8FsbmCpY

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>>8734220
>>8734168

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>>8734216
But that´s Lapis' job

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>>8734239
Yeah, it was one of those frozen Grecian Delight gyros, but it was still good. Real cheap, too.

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>>8734094
Now we're more on the same page. Pearl is a double edged character due to her being essentially two people at the very least, confident and snarky on the one hand, yet broken, self-destructive and insecure on the other. It's a really tough thing to deal with and knowing someone not too far off personally gives me a certain bias as well. However, a lot about her can from my understanding very well be understood your way, which is why I would not think of trying to convince you otherwise. Which I find perfectly alright, you could say I believe that a character that cannot be disliked is not a character worth liking either. Either way, I think at the very least it is worth noting that pearl's character is one of the most rapidly growing of the show, and while that does not excuse anything, it is worth noting that after a season she does not truly resemble the person she was before it.

oh god

pearlven ships are actually just pearl trying to get steven to murdercock her so she and rose can be fused again.

>>8734305
>"A character that cannot be disliked is not a character worth liking either."
- Anonymous, 2017.

>>8734333
Is this why Garnetfags are all dead?

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>>8734307
oh my GODD

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>>8734343
I would say that's a factor without hesitation

>>8734280
Gyros are delicious. Falafels are good too

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>>8734307
I like it because I want Pearl to be happy with Steven.

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>>8734343
Exactly.

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How do you go from THIS...

>>8734377
Hell yeah. Falafels are the best.

>>8734235
PD will drop everything and attack her pussy when Jasper tells her she fought for her for another 5000 years. Jasper will be poofed in this action, the best poofing she ever had. That's when her next reformation will have a pink Diamond

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>>8734417
to THIS?

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>>8734420
Jasper deserves to be raped by her beloved mommy

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>>8734417
...to THIS?

>>8734414
>She tired to do all her favorite human things at the same time

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>>8734417
To this?

>>8734435
That is disgusting.

>>8734435
That's easy. Bad fan artists with the worst fetishes.

>>8734343
I guess I'm dead then.

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Give me one good reason not to stay in these threads until they die out

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>>8734417
to this?

>>8734448
she deserves loving rape instead of hate rape

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>>8734417
...to THIS?

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>>8734450
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10km running

>>8734490
The threads will die out slower if you're still here.

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>>8734490
it's people.

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>>8734417
...to this?

>>8734492
PD will have to give her near daily loverapes to cancel out the endless haterapes she went through. Luckily, PD is as enduring as her own soldiers. Pink Diamond keeps going, until her Jasper gets what she wants.

>>8734461
That bob looks kinda dead inside.

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>>8734510
I see.

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you guys are my only friends

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this is Steven.
He's a slut but please don't judge him for it.

>>8734490
No

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>>8734417
...to THIS?

>>8734591
>balding

>>8734538
Lapis wants Steven to rape her feet.

>>8734633
*wants to rape Steven with her feet

>>8734612
Well he will start to bald when he's like 50 years old in canon.
But seeing how he can be any age he probably doesn't need to worry about that.

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>>8734490
milk

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>>8734417
to THIS???

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>>8734583
NEET, shy, or just noone with shared interests around?

>>8734412
Oooo, got that pic in the bottom left?

>>8734692
No, but check the archives with that post numbert

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>>8734343
Garnet's Universe was the ultimate Garnet wankfest. Not a Ruby&Sapphire schmuck but just Garnet doing hardcore Garnet things. People dismiss it because it was a pure fantasy sequence. oh well.

>>8734711
They don't dismiss certain parts of Chille Tid, the hypocrites.

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>>8734682
More like, I'm just bad at interacting with other people and when I try they usually run away

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>>8734414

>>8734711
>>8734743
People hate the ACTUAL fun of the show, no not that shit from Season 3.

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>>8734762
Pearl just needs to get more friendly with Lapis.

>>8734583
http://quercusrubra.tumblr.com/image/120808936620

please save the bigger resolution, lest Indexer comes and tells you off

>>8734787
thanks

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What if Steven is interested in other Pearls?

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I went to the beach and now we're making ribs. How was your day /sug/?

>>8734702
right. I'm dumb

>Wanna live that Jasper lyfe like that one anon
>Tinder is useless and full of sorority chicks who just want to scam weed off retards
>Match.com is for fucking old people
>Try OkCupid
>Literally my only specification is that they're taller than 5'10"
>Set range to 500 miles
>2 girls

The dream is dead
Someone blow my brains out and call it an assisted suicide

>>8734366
holy shit.

>>8734821
Why all the bloople hate all the sudden?

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>>8734835
Pretty good, your day sounds like it was fun.

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>>8734762
well that sucks. The written medium sure does have it's perks. You can erase a sentence mid-writing, as much as you like.

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>>8734821
Steven will be at more risk at being raped by a Pearl.

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>>8734786
Singularity is a myth.

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>>8734866
Yeah it was. I'm really hungry and the ribs are almost done

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>>8734912
Sure the Singularity is a myth, but what about Salt Water?

>>8734855
Wut?

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>>8734847
Do you think that lucky bastard is on a date with the Jasper girl right now?

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>>8734835
Sorted out my room, found some good shit, yadda yadda yadda, kinda pissed at what was hidden, especially a wii mote nunchuck that i thought was gone.

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>>8734920
Have fun with the rest of your trip! I bet those ribs will be so delicious, makes me hungry.

>>8734957
I'm sure she saw his fat ugly face and cancelled immediately.

>>8734847
Where the hell do you live?

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>>8734938
It's real and cute.

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>>8734835
I've just been cleaning house all day.

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>>8734835
Get out of my state.

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>>8734897
*by Pearl

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I came to this 8 times

>>8734998
I think that as long as he doesn't let his autism show he has a chance

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>>8734998
>Dating Jasperfags

She's in for a surprise

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>>8734835
I think I aced my exam today. Gotta keep studying for the next ones in a week.

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>>8735013
Thank goodness!

>>8735067
>jasperfag
>not showing autism
He has no chance.

>>8735074
>dating high schoolers
You're in for a seat

>>8735008
California

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>>8735038
As long as they're not bothering you why do you care?

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>>8735063

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>>8735138

I'm a lean mean braaping machine.

>>8735117
I can share his worries.
The very feeling of knowing a guy like that can be close to him could disturb any human being.

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I came to this 8 times

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>>8735184
They post a cartoon character on 4chan. I can't see what's so disturbing about that. I mean I post pearl and its not like I kill people or anything.

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kek who did this? (2:55:48)

>>8735226
How do we know you're being truthful, for all we know you're a serial rapist.

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I came to >AAAAUUGH 8 times.

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>>8735162

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I can't wait for it to turn out that Lapis is an evil bitch and she straight up tries to kill Steven.
Even better if she actively enjoys trying to hurt Steven.

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>>8735260
I have a seething hatred for rapists. I think they shouldn't be allowed to live. So no, I'm not a rapist.

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>>8735285
>It turns out Lapis's fetish is murdering Steven and she fantasies about horrible murdering him everyday.

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>>8735074
Jasperfags are determined and loyal and they would never give up on winning their true love's heart or making them happy!

They aren't bothered by common insecurities about strong or authoritative women and respect girls who know and take what they want! They would treat their partner as an equal while constantly supporting them in chasing their dreams and bettering themselves! They would love their girlfriend so much and be so devoted to every fiber of her being that they would want to drink her milk for breakfast lunch and dinner!

I want to date a Jasperfag!

>NORA Universe
>not STEVEN Universe
typical feminine toxicity
your universe is the worst...

Does anyone know that artist who used a mousepad and if they had a blog or something?

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>>8735227
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>>8735351
It is a shame that Jasper is a horrible person who plays on the insecurity of others.

>>8735337
>being this edgy

>>8735351
Jasperfags are all fat autists that push shit memes and I would never want to even smell one.

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>>8735285
Why are you so weird?

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>>8735351
Skinny is the best.

>>8735418
Only because she is insecure herself, this is a common trait in many insecure and self-loathing people to make themselves feel better about themselves, like Amethyst as well! A Jasperfag would comfort their Jasper girlfriend and reassure her that she is perfect so that she no longer feels bad about herself.

>>8735425
Are you implying that I'm lying? I'm being honest. Aren't edgy people suppose to be, like, mean? What's mean about hating rapists? THEY ARE RAPISTS!

>>8735351
Jasperfags will turn out to prefer the opposite sex you aren't, I've thought about this. It will only end in tears

>>8735486
>Jasper dindu!
See they're dumb too, not a viable partner at all.

>>8735114
there should be more than 2 Jasper girls in California

>>8735486
Insecurity cannot be cured from without. It must come from within. By being strong in the real way.

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In Season 3 Episode 10, "The New Lars" when Steven enters Lars's body, Lars had been looking at a magazine with a thicc lady on it.
This is a metaphor for his love for Sadie.

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>>8735469
Lapis is going to stab Steven to death and she will cum buckets once she sees the life drain from his eyes.
Then she's going to fuck the corpse.

>>8735517
If you want to date Hamber then go ahead.

>>8735445
Jasperfags are the FITTEST fags

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>>8735536
Why are you so edgy and weird?

>>8735512
Everybody makes mistakes and sometimes hurts others when they are in a bad place, Steven Universe has explored many characters like this! If a Jasperfag knew their girlfriend made a bad decision, he would stick by her side and help her down the right path because he is loyal to her and loves her unconditionally!

>>8735552
Jasperfags are the FATTEST figs*

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>>8735535
Also, in this frame, Steven is admiring Lars's large cock.

>>8735552
I have yet to see proof of this and have seen many obese Jasperfags. They are all disgusting.

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>>8735570
>I read that signature as "Ben Garrison"

>>8735539
I don't think Hamber is over 5'10

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>>8735584
Can someone make it so that his asshole is spread widely?

>>8735597
Most Jasperfags I see pictures of are skinny teenage girls.

>>8735495
You are just hating another person just for something he did.

>>8735597
How many have you seen in person besides their leader?

>>8735615
Well, he is an asshole and his legs are spread widely. No need to edit.

>>8735627
>meeting SU fans in person
No thank you.

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>>8735615
I'm just gonna keep posting more.

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>>8735535
>>8735584
>>8735615

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>>8735597
Are you only talking about Amber?

>>8735517
Not on OkCupid there isn't. Not for 500 fucking miles.

If you know something other than that or Tinder that people under 30 actually use, I'm all ears

>>8735626
If someone raped someone you knew, would you not hate them?

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>>8735645

>>8735571
>Jasper dindu!
*sigh*

>>8735666
You will die alone if you can't temper your fetish, and you will,deserve it.

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>>8735603
I see good old Zyklon Ben more like a Pearlfag

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>>8735676

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Anyone know where is find hyper obese people into forcefeeding?

>>8735667
Not to deserve death

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>>8735714

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>>8735729

>>8735719
>>8735667
>Rapists don't deserve death for violating someone on a mental, physical and spiritual level
Wat?

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>>8735737

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>>8735681
>Hiding your fetish

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>>8735752

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>>8735715
Bump

hey /sug/, it's your favourite bad drawfag, sketch
doing requests tonight

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>>8735772
DRAW LARS NAKED

>>8735772
amy forcefeeding lapis

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>>8735763
The irony

>>8735772
A happy Garnet, please.

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k im done shitposting now.

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>>8734366

>>8735719
Rape is pretty much worse then murder, you know. Its a type of torture.

>>8735772
Jasper being wedgied.

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>Griffith goes literally fucking insane from being physically tortured for a few months
>This is justification to immediately impale and rip the tongue from his captor, then slaughter everyone else involved.
>Now imagine that he were ALSO being raped IN THE MIND

And now you understand why no one likes Lapis.

>>8735535
>>8735584
>>8735615
>>8735645
>>8735676
>>8735714
>>8735729
>>8735737
>>8735752
>>8735767
Why is Lrs so ugly?

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>>8735094
One day parallels will get payoff, I know it.

>>8735772
Alexandrite holding up a giant ass globe like Atlas the guy who held up the world, from the ancient myths.

>>8735809
It alters your brain functioning

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>>8735704
Ben is a strange one. Both the actual one and the meme

>>8735772
Pearl explaining to a preschool why rape is bad.

>>8735745
>mental raping
>spiritual raping

lel

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>>8735813
Huh?

>>8735836
>romantically raping
>platonically raping
>sexually raping

>>8735809
>Rape is pretty much worse then murder

I know you're being ironic, but the worst thing is that there is people who actually believes that shit.

>>8735745
I agree with you.

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>>8735820
take that back

Has anyone here ever been raped and murdered?

>>8735795
>Implying anyone likes anyone here
The irony.

>>8735813
*jasper

>>8735871
Yeah, one time I was fetching some milk and I got murdered, so annoying.

>>8735873
Only sapphyphaggot could make a statement that dumb

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>death penalty
useless. Unattractive for a state and only catering to emotions.

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OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND A PICTURE OF BABY LARS

>>8735902
That's new. Good find.

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Looking for very fat people that would like to be forcefed. White or brown females preferred.

>>8735893
Only a jasperfag would have a mindset this broken

>>8735680
Who are you quoting, where do you see that in my post? Jasperfags do not think in black and white terms like you seem to, every person does bad things sometimes, every gem does bad things often. Life is about messing up, learning from your mistakes, and improving yourself until you achieve all your goals! A Jasperfag would always treat his Jasper girlfriend with empathy and understanding, even if he doesn't always agree with her actions! He would stand by her side and encourage her to better herself if she ever made a bad decision! If something like that happened, he wouldn't want her to hurt herself or others ever again and would make sure she is surrounded by so much love and trust that she would make another attempt to do so!

>>8735902
cute. I wish lars would grow the fuck up though.

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>>8735820
>>8735535
>>8735584
>>8735615
>>8735645
>>8735676
>>8735714
>>8735729
>>8735737
>>8735752
>>8735767

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>>8735822
I'm looking forward to it.

>>8735929
>Jasper dindu!
*sigh*

Lars is the worst Gem.

>>8735929
You're losing touch with reality.

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>>8735936

>>8735936
Lars is for rape and forced impregnation.

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Looking for very obese people. I will accept anyone.

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In the background of Lars's kitchen there's some pictures he drew as a kid.
Maybe it's just the low quality, or maybe it's just my imagination, but is that an orange gem with peridot-hair?

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>>8736007

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>Your favourite gem must now fight Jack Baker.
>Can they survive?

>>8736021
The jaspidot baby!

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>>8736017

>>8736030
She will inflate him with water.

>>8736021
You should download the HQ HD episode in the sug.rox in the OP.

>>8736021
It's your retardation.

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>>8736017
>>8736041

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>>8736030
I want to automatically make her form Garnet to make this easier but Jack even on Madhouse Difficulty isn't that hard to kill.
I mean he took maybe a couple of grenades and rockets to kill but i think a gem would instantly kill him.
But Sapphire?
Ehh, she might need to pull some heavy ice power shit to kill him but i don't think close quarters will end well.

>>8736053
doing that right now

>>8736065
yeah, probably just my autism

>>8736041
>>8736067
Barely even fat, next.

>>8736067
Why is this picture so fucking sexy?
I want to worship that soft fat belly.

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>>8735965
i think Jasperfags knowing how to have fun and be playful instead of hateful and shallow-minded is another reason I would like to date a Jasperfag. I think their memes are funny and I like how they tend to be more accepting of other fags.

>>8736103
I would grape a jasperfag

>>8736103
>Jasper dindu!
*sigh*

>>8736113
I would never grape a Jasperfag, I would rather hug and date them.

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>>8735813
Can you elaborate?

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Looking for heavily obese people that would like a date. I have about $300 in savings that I can use on paint.

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>>8736090
You said you'd accept anyone. You're a goddamn liar.

>>8736092
Because she's dwarfy and dwarfy is sexy as fuck.

>>8736132
I hope you find a jasperfag and make them happy. If not, I'll find them first and grape them

>>8736169
I'm not accepting skinny people.

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>>8734993
Just got done with em. They were really good

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>>8736162
Now you're going full autist..

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>>8736185
But... Skinny is sexy.

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>>8736190
Who was the cook? Did you thank them?

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Why has no one posted the best gem?

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>>8736185
If you think Sadie is skinny you've got to be fucked in the head... or American.

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>>8736230
Because no one wants to fuck a child.

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>>8736198
I need to find a boat-sized dreamboat and 4chan seems like the perfect place to find them.

>>8736230
She doesn't even have a gem there.

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>>8736030
>STEVEN! STEVEEEEEEEEEEEN!
>WHERE'S MY LITTLE STEVEN?
>OHHHH BOY! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE MOTHERFUCKER!

>>8736249
Nobody here wants to meet another fag just for fetishes.
You're better off in dating sites

>>8736199
Skinny is Satan.

>>8736199
Gross

>>8736230
Ew

>>8736208
My dad. And yeah, but I think he was too busy eating to hear

>>8736249
Surely fatties are plentiful and desperate offline

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>>8736250
better?

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>>8736274
So... she's an angel?

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>>8736288
Oh forgot a pic

Some of you are bad people.