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>>8730775
b-bones
>>8730733
Alright.
>Slithers outside
>Starts melting a hole in a boulder
>>8730775
i mean i still wanna kms
>>8730775
im a furry
>>8730723
SEE YA
>>8730768
VERY BADLY
NOW
YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT TENTACLES
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>five
>>8730864
>same
>>8730744
>>8730721
>Hears it clearly
>Runs in, concerned
Oh. Oh my.
Uh...
>Search for a potion
>>8730775
"Ugh. Just great"
>>8730761
"I'm doing fine. Fucking hurts though. Worst is gone"
>>8730761
"Ass"
>>8730835
"DON'T DO IT"
>>8730885
bs
wheres your suit
>>8730864
>i abhor anthro but like feral pokemon, is this weird?
g
o
o
>>8730902
>>8730721 #
OK
>Roll for how many berries she finds
>Last 2 digits determine how many
>>8730775
Decent.
>>8730813
...?
>>8730723
>Not very muffled screaming from the courtyard
great.
>Bonedome: go find out who's dying today.
>>8730985
>roll to get goo
>>8730775
>Gay
>>8730923
>Same anon
>So probs pretty weird
>>8730885
woah what
its actually tentacles
damn me and my future powers
>well shit, time to start injecting chocolate straight into my veins
>yeah gladi wheres your suit
>show us your fursona
>>8730917
"That second reply was meant to be directed at Dave"
>>8731002
what about my ass
ive heard its a fine ass
maybe even
fant-ass-tic
>>8730775
Day has been okay, could be better though.
>>8730819
Sweet
>take junk food outside and await the perfect hiding place
>>8730922
>a-anon-kun...
>>8730997
...YES? WHEN IS IT NOT TENTACLES
>s-skitts-senpai th-this is moving too f-fast
>n-not in m-my asshole
>>8731039
>CHECK PLUSHNESS OF RUMP
>>8731050
>Finish hollowing out a large cavity in the middle of the rock
>Leave a hole to slip food through
There we go.
>Slither aside
>>8731073
Awesome thanks
>start shoving bags of chips and various sweets in the hole
Now just have to find Zorro and drag him to the pokemon center to get checked out
>>8731110
>Attempt to crawl into hole
>>8731129
my hole
i peench
>peench
>>8731129
(f.ucking not again)
>>8731129
...Can I help you?
>>8731110
>Plug the hole with a glob of magma, which hardens
That should keep him out.
...
Any idea where he is?
>>8731129
Uh...
>>8731143
>>8731156
>>8731170
SQWAW
>Fly off with a bag of doritos
>>8731177
Oookay then.
>>8731170
No I don't actually.
>>8731177
no
my food
i peench
>last ditch try to peench
>Attempt to buy out a bean farm in Alola.
>>8730902
>>8730964
>both brought potions
>and use on her
>she gets back up a bit dazed
what happened...?
>>8730721
max...
do you know whata happened?
>she hugs max weakly
>>8731057
uh
human sex
thats when
>come on man whats the species
>inb4 wolf
>ok
>how about in my ass instead
>>8731057
>butt plushness: checked
>he's sitting on your hand so that should be easy
>it's a nice ass, rump is pretty plush
>Text Sun.
>"Hey!! I got the best idea ever! Since UBs are from a different dimension or whatever what if they have weird tastes?? I'm gonna see if I can make a weird malasada and they'll come get it."
>>8731275
>Text him back
>"I know a fox who likes bean malasadas!! Think we can sell those to Pokemon?"
>>8731221
Hey, try this!
>Throw a bean flavored malasada at him
>>8730964
>>8730902
GOOD JOB
>>8731254
I DO NOT KNOW
>>8731265
THIS IS WHY HUMANS ARE INFERIOR
PROBABLY
>pff i have two
>fuckin crocodile and like
>forest/nature elemental tree dude
>ATTEMPT TO POKE RUMP
>>8731331
>Grab dough, ketchup, mustard, mayo and ranch.
>Text Sun.
>"I think so?? Probably! If we can sell them to UBs were gonna be loooooooaded WAIT WAIT!!!!"
>"I'LL TEXT YOU BACK HANG ON."
>Grab a bunch of jelly.
>>8730778
>7800P
>Make a mental note: larger houses = larger gardens = more money
>>8731058
"Sounds like shit man. Well that roller coaster should come to a stop and get better soon. Or go off rail and kill everyone aboard. So just embrace the shitty ride. See what happens along the way."
>>8731039
"Take it as a complement. I stopped giving a fuck."
>>8731221
"If you ever need someone to clear some low life's out. I'm your guy."
>>8731348
okay..
thanks anyway...
maybe the others know...
>her voice is a bit weak still but she is better
>>8731254
I'm sorry...
>>8731348
I w...wish I could of done..... more.....
>>8731423
Anything I can do?.....
>>8731331
>Faba moans like he's taking a dick up the ass as he bites into the malasada.
Hhhhhhhhheavenly.
>>8731413
Thank you.
>>8731199
...
Maybe he went to the store or something?
>>8731499
>pet fireslug
>>8731449
what happened..?
did i work too much?
it was not your fault, you don't have to worry about it
it's me that sometimes work too much, and get exhausted, it was my fault for not folowing my limits
>>8731499
Possibly! How's your sculpture coming?
>>8731413
so have i man
cant say anything worse than what mom has
>>8731356
oh yeah
i have one thing for ya
>Dave gives him a thumbs up
>Rump: poked
>Dave: try very hard not to make some sort of surprised squawking sound
dude
watcha doing
>also fite me
>crocsona fite
>>8731514
>Hand catches on fire
Uh, thanks?
>>8731528
Not too bad.
Only half done, though.
And I may have made a mistake in building it in that room.
>>8731516
It's my fault for not helping enough..... If I did this wouldn't of happened.....
-Grace, the cyndaquil
>>8731413
It's all good now, things are much more peaceful now.
So what brings you to Orre?
>>8731556
>attempt to keep petting
>>8730775
well, today has been a bit annoying i got an injury and now i'll have to be replace in my work until my leg heals completely
i'll just stay here watching tv the whole day
>>8731423
>Roll to calm down
>If odds he is still yelling, all of the following
You should relax.
>>8731449
You did enough.
>>8731556
>pet also
>>8731542
>NECROZMA: FLIP DAVE OFF
I CAN DO THIS
HA
HA
NOTHING
>TOUCH BUTT
>>8731582
>Hand starts to melt
>>8731618
>Hand also catches on fire
Uh, I think that's enough petting.
>>8731696
>attempt to hug lava slug
>>8731611
>he's yelling really loud
it's okay max, i will relax a little more, sorry for worrying you,
>she hugges him and gives him a kiss on the beak to help calm him down
it's all over, i promise i won't overwork myself again max
>>8731686
>Keep watching
>>8731542
>>8731686
>Start taking notes.
>>8731516
>>8731557
>>8731611
I'm sorry... I'll go now...
>>8731764
Do that..... I don't want to see anyone hurt.....
>She leaves
>>8731696
>hug the slug
>>8731721
>Anon catches on fire
Uh...Okay.
>>8731542
"Well that sounds shitty. If you ever need someone punched. Just ask."
>>8731577
"Looking for my pokemon. She got a little lost after she went out shopping."
>>8731606
"Sounds like a relaxing time to me."
>>8731906
Worth it.
>>8731948
Tru
>>8731764
>Actually calmed down now
Don't.
>Where are your manners
>Oh yeah trainer was a shithead
Don't ...please.
>>8731854
It was not your fault
Squawk
>>8731940
Having your leg broken isn't that fun last timea checked
The doctor said it will take twoo weeks a minimum to fully heal
But i'm really bored, i can't wait for my leg to get better
>>8731686
ye but dude
vidya ga
>Butt: touched
>Dave starts to get flustered, blush forming
>>8731940
bro stabs her anyway
im a bit busy rn man call back later
>>8732026
I AM A PSYCHIC TYPE
VIDEOGAMES ARE EASY
>FUKIT.EXE
>ATTEMPT TO GET PANTS OFF
>pray to god i have enough necrozma images for lewdtimes
>>8731940
Oh?
What Pokemon did you lose and where did you lose them?
I can help you look around for them, if you want.
>>8731854
You don't have to go away grace, it's not your fault
And even if it was i would forgive you no matter what
>>8732002
I won't you only wants what's for the best for me
Because my old trainer was the one to put a lot of cleaning wor for me to do
And i don't want to see you sad
Sorry for worrying you too much
i promise i will be more careful
>>8732076
sure sure
cheater
>The pants are off, and the Dave is in full on tomato mode now.
>Dave's breath hitches for moment
... sooo
lewd times?
>The hills are alive with the sound of seaweed
>>8732344
I COULD BEAT YOU IN ANY GAME
>POKE AT CROTCH
>ATTEMPT TO ESTABLISH PSYCHIC CONNECTION
YES
LEWD TIMES
SHALL I TAKE THE ROLE OF DOMINANCE?
>>8732388
>Touch the weed.
>>8732388
hey al, how are you doing?
>>8732402
...
>poke electric noodle
>>8732413
I have been touched. Desire to unionize rising.
>>8732388
>Splet the cockweed
>>8732446
How have you beeeen?
>>8732461
>Touch that gunband.
>>8732446
>poke the cockweed
>a gooey poke
>>8732485
hey, zibel
>gooey poke him too
>>8732485
>Splet the eelfriend too
Hiii Zibel.
>>8732461
>enable the safety on literal water gun
>>8732485
I have been unable to obtain material wealth or the company of a adequate jill for a sizable period of time. Distressing. Yourself?
>>8732506
>squint
>poke the goo baby
>>8732392
nop
the human game
>That's a gasp you get in response
>The psychic connection is established - he's a bit nervous right now
haha yeah dude
go for
dom me neccy chan
>>8732506
Hello!! How have you been?
>>8732535
Heyyyyyy. How are you?
>>8732553
A jill?
...Like a girlfriend?
>>8732143
Your trainer is not here and if he does..
>Beak suddenly heatsup
SQUAWK
>>8732554
I PROBABLY COULD DO THAT TOO
>HELL TO IT
>UNLEASH THE DICK
>PULL THE BOXERS DOWN
AS YOU WISH
>Through the psychic connection Necrozma attempts to calm Dave somewhat.
>>8732553
>Safeties are for weaklings
>Smol splet
>>8732598
Good!
Are yooou doing okay still?
>>8732506
>>8732485
>>8732461
Heh heh... chill.
The engines are almost repaired and we need to hide.
>>8732598
No. I meant a female ferret.
>>8732643
>Find the lack of safety disturbing
>poke fish anyway.
>>8732653
Reasonable. Suggest find moderate sized port. No major traffic. No major fishing towns. Ask too many questions. Corp docks. Civilian owned only.
>>8732634
>Sluuuuuurp
>>8732643
Yep!!
>Roll for okayness.
>>8732653
Alright!!
>Go hide.
>Probs in the water.
>>8732683
Well... Y'know. You and Gask could be cute together.
>>8732616
yeah, i should stop acting like that
you don't have to get mad
no one will hurt me
>she gets up
i'll go eat something, want to come with me honey?
>>8732683
Heh, we need to be quiet still.
Soon they will finish, then Nirie does his thing and we're free
>>8732653
Chill?..
okay.
>>8732683
>Chill splet the seaweed
Why do you want a furret?
>>8732754
Yay!
That's great!
>Go hide with the eelfriend
>>8732653
sounds like something we should do
>>8732754
i bet they would
>>8732754
All fluid in my body is capable of melting the hull of a moderate sized battleship. Markedly bad idea. Hence the initial statement.
>>8732783
Noted.
>>8732803
>narrowly avoid minty fresh splet
Why gunfish? Why must you torture me so?
>>8732634
>Thanks psychic connection, Dave is a bit calmer - no more attempts at figuring out all the ways things could go wrong
well have to see man
>Boxers gone, dick out
>He's worrying his lip a bit, breathing a bit heavier than normal
>>8732778
I WILL KILL ANYONE THAT HURTS YOU
SQUAAA...
>Hear the part about going to eat
YESSS
>meandering outside
>avoiding everyone
>does not want to go to the pokecenter
>munch munch
>has a bag of chips tho
>>8732803
Hellooo.
>>8732817
See!
>>8732865
...You and Nirie?
>>8732865
Because it's fun!
think about gasks big strong arms though.
>>8732965
Hiii.
>>8732918
Zorro
There you are!
Let's go to the pokemon center peacefully
We need to know what's with you
>>8732904
FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVES THEIR SEX YOU LOOK LIKE A VIRGIN RIGHT NOW
HA
HA
>Cool rock hand: Meet Dave dick.
>Gentle rubbing of the dick, should I call it a sword?
IS THIS OKAY?
>>8732918
>Roll to notice
>>8732754
Hehehehheheh, maybe.
>>8732965
Will still melt painfully.
>>8732976
I am not going to entertain such- ...Eh. Mm. Would still probably kill him by accident. Which would be bad.
>>8732965
What?
...
W-why me?
>embarrassed
>>8733051
I don't know about that poison doesn't affect me that well you do know that roght
>>8733051
OH JESUS THERES FIVE PIXELS OF CONEDICK SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE
>>8733003
wait no! nothing is with me though. How did you find me?
>>8733024
>half of zorro's body is poking out from the tree he thought he was hiding behind
>>8732912
You don't have to kill, but i know you will keep me safe honey
I try my best to not worry you
>they head towards the kitchen
>>8733111
...
>Slither up
>Poke side
Hey.
>>8733010
rude
ive never lewded a robot man
probs shoulda asked dad for tips
>Another gasp, a buck of the hips
>Obvs gotta call it a sord
>Caledfwlch
jesus
dude
your hand is cold as fuck
>>8733106
Did someone say "dick"?
>>8733105
Yes I know that, and you know that bu-...Were you wanting me to jump on you or something?
>>8733111
Maybe next time you should not eat and walk at the same time there is crumbles of chip all over the place and i just followed
What happened to you?
Now you won't even train anymore
I admired you, why are you like this now
Where is your spirit to protect everyone?
>>8733162
>>8733010
>"Necrozma's fingerbang adventures part 2.1" is go
>>8733177
No, sorry, nobody called you.
>>8733158
How did you find me so fast!?
>>8733187
Not true! I trained yesterday.... Nothing happened.
>munch munch
>>8733179
uhhh...
>he gets visiblely more embarresed
>>8733140
AT LEAST MAIM THEM?
>>8733240
really now, if so why are hiding?
why are you acting so differently from the usual
tell me?
>>8733242
>Roll to sneak and hug from behind
>>8733240
We're just worried about you hon
>>8733162
YOU SHOULD NEXT TIME
>RUB DICK SLOWLY.
SORRY I DIDN'T RUN LEWD.EXE THIS TIME.
>OPEN MOUTH
>STICK TONGUE OUT
HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN HEAD FROM A ROCK
>>8733309
Well only if it's self defense and to protect me and the others
>kiss the birb
But i know you will always do it to protect me
And that's the important things
And your high energy and spirit is what i love about you the most
>she cutely smiles
>>8733358
h-hey, why did you do that gask?
>>8733310
Because i do not want to go to the pokecenter
>>8733361
Worried about what? I am just hungry.
>munch
>munch
>>8733385
>"What the hell he has a mouth?"
>Take mental notes
>>8733508
what is wrong with the pokemon center?
if it's really nothing nothing will happen to you, that simple
>>8733508
Constantly hungry and not wanting to do the things you used to is cause for some concern
>>8733460
>MAX the FLUSTERED
>Beak boop
The others... YES
>>8733385
>Between each phrase is a pause filled with Dave's panting
haha
iiiill just
get used to it
uhh
>Dave reaches a hand up and pokes Necrozma's tongue
nooope
cant say i have
>>8733502
Heh heh, cute.
>>8733555
Well.... I will only go if slugma goes with us. If it makes you guys stop worrying.
>>8733571
Why would that be concerning?
>>8733676
FANTASTIC
>LIFT THE DAVE UP
>LICK THE DAVE DICK
>OH GEEZ THERE'S SO MUCH BLACK NECROZMA TONGUE GOOP
>ATTEMPT TO CLEAN TONGUE BASED GOOP ON DICK WITH TONUGE
>>8733698
It's possible you're depressed after losing that battle the other day
>>8733679
m-me cute?
r-really?
are you messing with me?
>even more embarrased
>>8733792
Heh hehehe, you are.
>>8733726
Why would you think that though?
>>8733698
...
Well, if that's what it takes...
Alright.
>>8733724
>He clamps a hand over his mouth in an attempt to muffle lewd sounds
jeeesus
>Caress Necrozma's head with the free hand
>>8733817
>he is so red that even his goo is with a light red tone
>>8733887
Just a possiblity I was told by a smart human, you're telling me you're not down on yourself at all after that loss?
>>8733929
HOW AM I BETTER AT SEX THAN YOU
HAH
>Lick that dick.
>Wrap tongue around balls and take his dick into mouth.
>Give Dave the succ.
>Float in tub, and think about things
>>8734021
Cute, heheheheheh.
>>8733901
Thanks slugma....
I still think this is a bad idea
>>8734026
I-I am pretty upset about it....
>>8734068
well,
you're cute too...
>>8734106
I AM CALLING THE POLICE
>>8734148
You ARE the police
>>8734078
See and the way you're dealing with it worries me, I don't want to lose you to binge eating and inactivity...
>>8734157
And you're under arrest!
>>8734164
No I'm not.
>>8734178
Then I'm under arrest!
>Depressed Goblin sounds
>>8734187
My name is arrest and I can say that's not true
>>8734193
Hey screwball heads up.
>Throw Sableinite at.
>>8734219
>Sableye catches mega stone
>If Dubs this allows him to mega evolve because memes
>If not dubs this does absolutely nothing except give him a megastone
>If faildubs he's somehow knocked out by the force of the mega stone impacting his head
>>8734158
How would i get lost to that?
>>8734028
>Dave is panting too heavily for words right now, so he settles for glaring at Necrozma and wrapping a hand around the head spike, running his thumb along the length of the spike
>Not even biting down on his hand can fully muffle his moaning and whining
>>8734248
It doesn't work but I'm gonna stop buggin' ya now.
>>8734093
>voice speed ls up
>hug tighter with these big, strong arms
Hehehehehehee...
>>8734078
You'll be fine.
We should get going soon.
>>8734272
Just look at how much weight you've gained so far and it's only been a few days, if you get too fat how do you hope to protect me or your friends when the time comes?
>>8734287
...
>Sableye sighs and sets the megastone on a shelf.
>Yes, he has shelves carved out of the walls of his cave, he's lived there for decades
>He returns to being sadghost
>>8734285
>"GOOD STAMINA"
>GENTLE LICKS OF THE DAVE DICK
>SORD
>THIS IS GETTING VERY LEWD
>GENTLY RUB HIS CHEST WITH OTHER HAND
>>8734370
...
>Look at strange goblin.
>Look for piece of paper to make something to cheer the goblin up.
>>8734293
>squeezed
>he just accepts the hug
you sure are strong gask
>trying to complement gask
>>8734402
>Goblin looks up at origami mon, before looking back down and sighing.
>>8734315
>>8734338
fine fine!
Can we get something to eat afterwards though?
>>8734449
how are you so hungry all the time zorro?
>>8734443
...
>Grab pieces of paper.
>Make Sableye origami.
>Show it to the Sableye.
...?
>>8734449
How about a salad?
>>8730775
Its been going well!
Seems like there's a bit of commotion going on around here though...
>>8734449
Maybe, how many bags of chips have you eaten today?
>Head towards poke center
>>8734522
>Goblin blinks, before examining the origami
...Huh. That's... this is actually kinda cool.
...Thank you.
>He smiles, before placing it on a prominent cave-wall shelf for safe-keeping.
>Munch beans.
>Watch feed of lewds.
>>8734600
...?
>Point at self then at the Sableye.
...?
>>8734540
But that does not taste nearly as good as some fries though....
>>8734569
I was not counting. I hate counting....
>follows slugma and sylvie and adri but lacking behind
>>8734495
are you not or something?
>>8734628
>...Confused blink
>...He was examining and placing the sableye origami on the shelf, not the origami pokemon
>>8734670
>Stupid mute characters.
...
>Cut up a rock.
>"Friends?"
>>8734430
>Compliment or complement?
>Because Gask is trying to complement with the goo given how much he is hugging
Heheheheh... you feel nice
>>8734715
...Oh. Yeah, I wouldn't mind being friends.
>Sableye: get comfy somewhere. Because it's possible to get comfy on stone when you're a gem goblin
>>8734610
This is a personal stream shoo, shoo
>Kick out Faba
>>8734651
>Arrive at the Pokemon center and direct a nurse to Zorro
Now you better be honest with them
>>8734751
...
>Sit somewhere you won't cut everything up.
>>8734815
Be honest about what? That i am super hungry?
>>8734877
That and how you feel
>>8734859
>Sableye doesn't have very many things that would conventionally be "cut-able"
>Most of his things are made out of solid stone, usually simply carved out of the cave wall with his own claws
So, uh... what do you like to do?
>>8734727
i do?
well, that's good
it's nice that you are enjoying hugging me
your hugging is pretty nice gask
>hugs gask back
>is still blushing alot
>>8734373
>I couldn't write a character with good stamina if I tried
>Not enough knowledge of lewd for that sorta thing
>He removes the right hand from his mouth, massaging the bite mark for a second before rubbing the back of Necrozma's hand with it
>Very lewd indeed
>Lewd hand holding
>His hips buck up into his mouth, needy whining completely unmuffled
>>8734894
>is hustled to the back
I feel hungry!
>>8734560
Um... something bad happened to one of friend John's friends...
>>8734768
Should I fight him if he breaks in again?
>>8734948
>Frankie and Vapey: out of NPC status and with the fucking program now
Hungry because you're depressed, bud.
I've been there. It sucks.
Then comes the part where you start avoiding mirrors...
>Vapey: sigh
Zorro please
>>8734953
He's not here physically, but if he were I'll let you fight him.
I'm worried about Thorpe too, no news at all.
>>8734907
...
>Make slashing motion.
...
>Point at the Sableye.
...?
>>8734948
I know you're hungry honey but your other feelings
>>8735011
...
...You like to cut people up... so...
...You like battling?
>>8734922
>"HAHAHAH ARE YOU CLOSE?"
>LICK THE DICK
>JUST FUCKING SLOBBER ALL OVER IT
>>8734915
Hmmmhmmmmmmheh
>Roll to get enveloped by the goo
>>8735005
Not even saying they've denied bail?
Something's seriously not right here.
It's almost like he just...
Like he disappeared. Fuck.
>Meaningful Lookâ„¢
>>8735040
>Nod.
...Yes.
You?
>>8735061
The IP keeps refusing to answer.
Something is amiss.
>>8735083
Eh... I'll admit, fighting is... all right, but... eh. Not really my style. I kinda prefer to lay low.
...Personally... I kinda like mining, to be honest. Walking through the belly of the earth, seeing what sort of juicy gemstones are ripe for the picking... I mean, it's not everyone's cup of tea, but it's rather relaxing for me.
>>8735059
>was enveloped by goo
>keep hugging gask
>roll for gask to be covered in goo
>>8735145
I thought IP handed him over to local authorities late last night, early this morning. If so, then they'd clam up on grounds that it's not their circus anymore.
But that leaves Thorpe with whoever the fat man sent to pick him up.
>>8735192
...Rock is weak. Help you dig?
Defend against. Enemies.
"Well I'm done being preoccupied."
>>8732017
"Well I could hang about. If you want."
>>8732026
"K."
>>8732119
"It's fine man. I could find her."
>>8735218
I don't like the sound of that at all.
>>8732002
>>8732143
>She went off somewhere
>>8735212
>Is completely covered in goo
>Blissfull goo
>Cute goo
Hrmmmmmmm
>>8734989
>>8735031
>the nurse walks him back up front
>has a little Magby band-aid on leg from a shot
>and a sucker
They said i am fine now....
What does 'obese' mean?
>>8735256
>Concerned Lookâ„¢
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Because I'm thinking he didn't get booked at the local precinct...
>>8735361
that mean you ate too much and is now fat
you need to lose weight
>>8735245
Eh. ...Don't need that much help. ...Besides. Not many enemies can reach something that's in the wall.
>Sableye demonstrates by phasing into the wall itself. Only his head is poking out.
...I mean, sure, it's kinda cowardly, but...
>>8735361
>Frankie: take a deep breath, try to break it gently
Well... it's a medical term for somebody who's... how can I put this...
>Vapey: interrupt
It means "fat and not healthy"
Sorry Zorro
Diet time
>>8735384
...
>Kartana demonstrates the point against Sableye by slashing the wall.
>252 Atk Kartana Leaf Blade vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Golem: 604-712 (200.6 - 236.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8735336
Are you okay gask?
Did i hug you too much?
>>8735254
>Dave is busy, no time to check phone right now
>Please leave a message after the lewd anime sound
>>8735050
>'maaaybe'
>Read: yes
>As in, time for Dave to finish with a loud ass moan and an arching of the back
>He digs his nails into the surface of the back of Necrozma's hand, or at the very least goes the motions, since I doubt Dave can actually scratch Necrozma
>>8735382
>>8735394
>sigh of relief
PHEW they said i was borderline that. Really dodged that one huh?
>>8735276
Hey where are you going grace?
>>8735361
What was the shot for?
>>8735456
That still isn't good
>>8735449
>NECROZMA: SWALLOW
>PROBABLY ALSO DROOL A BIT
>KISS THE WEIRD HUMAN
>KALOSIAN STYLE
HOW WAS THAT
>>8735456
Um
That still means you're kinda fat
No more chips in the house
And we all need more exercise
Even Frankie
>>8735480
Yes it is and it was for suppressing hungry thoughts and brain blah blah. I was really not paying attention...
>>8735509
No more chips?! why! they are good!
>>8735456
you still need to lose weight
>>8735530
if you are not, you will get obese, and that can kill you
>>8735415
...
>I'm going to assume Kartana slashed a wall that was not the wall Sableye phased into.
>You know. Because that kinda means
...Suddenly... I feel a lot less safe phasing into walls...
>>8735530
They're not healthy food
I'm really glad there's no McWhatsis in Kalos now
We're gonna battle and run and you're gonna like it darn it
>Vapey's player: feel hypocritical, go do sit-ups
>>8735564
>That's acceptable, I wasn't aiming to kill the Sableye.
>Nod.
Hence.
My point.
Unsafe.
I was not trying that hard.
>>8734953
Oh...
>Cheery disposition: Gone
>Feeling the inability to help in any way at this moment, she spoke solemnly
I'm sorry.
>>8735633
We'll find him. It might not be easy, but we'll find him.
Besides, he's tough for an old guy.
. . .
Don't tell anyone I called him old, please.
>Pat the saladdoggo
>>8735364
Given the huge difference in popularity in the PD? DEFINITELY
>>8735443
Hmmmmmm....more gooooo
>>8735530
No more chips until you lose the weight
>>8735546
>>8735723
i am not that fat even though!
>>8735578
well... I do like one of those things.
>>8735692
So, we're agreed Thorpe's probably at a black site...
Fuck.
now, we find him. Can you get into CCTV records for last night, assuming there are records to get into?
>>8735461
>Fly close by
>>8735761
but you shouldn't wait until it is at the worst moment
to try to make it better
what if at the state you want to try to lose it's not reversable
what wiill you do?
>(welp i should listen to my own advice, time to rev up that old stationary training bycicle and use it)
>>8735502
>Chase after that kiss
>What does the Nec goo even taste like
>Gasoline?
>Soy sauce?
>Chuckle and caress the gem's face
great
>Kiss the closest approximate thing to a cheek
>>8735629
But...
...How are you going to follow me?
>>8735761
You're almost obese so yeah you're fat
>>8735912
I got this
>Vapey: bring out the roasts
You need to slim down
When you lay around the house
I dont want you to lay -around- the house
>Frankie: slip away to buy Revives, Potions, and a handful of herbal remedies.
>And to do squats.
>>8735896
...
>Cut open UB portal.
>Go through.
>...
>Poke him in the back.
I am more worried about you.
>>8735768
DIfficult, the IP actually cared to secure the cameras in the vicinity of their headquarters. But not impossible.
Step 1: locate the cameras in question, and access them
>Last digit is the amount of posts until they are found
>0 = 10
>>8735849
it won't even be close to that ever. I am not worried.
>>8735912
>embarrassed
N-no i am not! look!
>>8736082
..... I ate a chubby Zigzagoon once. You remind me of him. Physically, anyway.
>>8736101
Hey Al, how's your Tyrantrum?
>>8736105
Henry? He's fine. I've been having him help me hunt down food in this wasteland.
I hate deserts, I don't know why a region almost entirely desert would be appealing.
>>8736101
hey it is that Pokemon pokemon trainer!
....
>thinks...
I am not that chubby am i?
>>8736082
yeah and what will you do if you get there do nothing like you are doing right now?
>>8735703
if you say so
>completely coversgask with goo
>>8736157
>Smooch the fox
You're getting pretty chubby hon, dunno how much of a consolation this is but while you can't have any chips you can still have all the strawberries you want
>>8730775
Pretty good, had my partners by my side, met new people, and saw family.
>>8735882
>man i have no clue
>chocolate syrup???
AWESOME
I AM A GOD AT SEX
>KISS THE HUMAN
>
>>8736055
Found them.
Step 2: actually get the records from the last 24 hours
>Last digit x 2 is the amount of posts until records are obtained
>0 = 10
>>8736223
>Frankie: get back, bag full of meds
Alright, we're going to battle in the very near future.
I'm going to talk to the nurse, get a feel for how far we've got to go.
>>8735461
>>8735819
(Sorry for the delay...)
Somewhere..... where I can't hurt anyone..... and maybe be useful.....
>>8736213
>Bubbles in goo denote a happy swamp thing
Hrmmmmmblub.....heh
>>8736187
But i am not! I ate less than i did yesterday.
>>8736223
>blush
Strawberry is my favorite flavor.
>kiss the pinkdog
>>8736312
You didn't hurt anyone and your trainer will be arriving soon
He said that he was coming to orre, please stay here
Don't be drastic
>>8736386
.....
>she goes over and hugs the not a mantis
I wish I could do something to make up for it all.....Thank you.....
>>8736351
are you satisfied?
That sort of thing is pretty intimate for my species
So keep between the two of us okay
>>8736461
You shouldn't get to upset over it
It's all okay
>clover hugs grace
-clover
>>8736312
>Roll to not yell
You alerted me about Clover fainting and brought the berries she needed, you were very useful
>>8736242
>chocolate syrup
>s w e a t
>gladi are you teasing me
hehe
fellatio fffffffffff....
nope
cant think of a pun
damnit
>Kiss the head ridge
>>8736538
>yw
>thank me any time
FELLATIO FALLEN ANGEL
HAHAHA
YOURE GAY
>KISS DAVE
WHAT NOW?
>>8736244
Big question here: Do we go in personally, and do we go in sneakily?
This is a fight I'm willing to put my own ass on the line for, and I'm personally thinking yes and yes.
>>8736244
>Records found
>Now which camera...
>The back entrance one?
...fuck
FUCK
JOHN
MAXIMUM FUCKING ALERT THIS IS NOT EVEN A POLICE VAN
>>8736589
>There is fear on Thorpe's face in that video.
>He knew what was coming.
>>8736589
Oh, shit.
Fuck. I'm getting set to go.
Get us a location, ASAP!
>image limit coming
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss REEEEEEEEEEE
>Desmond: Scope out any good deals on bang bangs.
>>8736673
>Ruffles scampers up, along with a ghosty friend.
We're coming with, we're coming with!
I'm not gonna sit at home for this.
Let's go save your friend.
- rockbirb
>>8736588
>>8736628
I know I'm not supposed to do field work BUT THIS IS PERSONAL
>>8736673
He can be goddamn anywhere, too many nondescript black vans.
But it seems it went towards the docks.
>Call N and Major Zoroark
>This ends now
>>8735673
>Is pat
>Slightly cheered up.
I won't tell, I promise.
>She looked off towards where she thought the others might be with a concerned look on her face.
I'm gonna go see how they're doing.
>Despite her words, she just stood in place for a moment; doubt slowly filling her expression.
...They're probably working hard looking for their friend right now.
>She turned in the opposite direction of that.
I probably shouldn't bother them right now.
>Looking back at ruffles, she gave a sad smile and a few words before starting to walk away.
Thank you for telling me though.
>>8736589
>>8736673
>Stops in place from relatively loud voice being caught by sensitive ears.
>Worried look in that direction, but doesn't choose to go just yet.
>Is now listening closely though.
(Sorry for delays.)
(I wish I was around more as well because this is getting intense.)
>>8736580
>thank
>best boyfriendo
you caught me
my name isnt dave
its gay
uhhh
i gotta shower
then we can hit the next gym or something
catch the tapus
get pizza
its whatever man
>>8736521
what max said if you weren't there i would probably be still there unconsious
>>8736727
Yes?
... oh.
I'll be there in roughly five minutes.
>Stuff everything into Zekrom's saddle bag and get going
>Rolling for how many posts it takes
>>8736487
>Peek head out of the goo
>A really pleased expression
Hehehehehe... I can see why.
lettuce
>>8736816
Yes? Do you need something?
-N the lettuce
braaapp
new thed plz
AVAST YE FIEND? WHY DOTH THOU NOT ALLOW A PROUD SON OF CLAN IRA TO POST IMAGE? BE YE A TAX MAN? TELL THE FALSE KING OF THE ANGLOS I HAVE PAID MY DUCATS AS NEEDED, AND SHALT NOT WITH A SINGLE MORE PART
>roll to poo in loo
>>8736815
well, it seems that you really enjoyed it
well, it will be our secret okay?
we can do this again, but we have to be in a private place okay
-nirie the embarrased reuniclus
I'm a raging homosexual.
>>8736904
I'm a fairly calm homosexual.
THE ONE TIME WE NEEDED THE THREAD TO GET SPAMMED WITH JUNK ANON POSTS
THE ONE
FUCKING
TIME
>>8736941
I MAY OR MAY NOT BE GAYER THAN YOU, BUT WOULD STILL LIKE TO HUG YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
- A somewhat passive-agressive homosexual
TENSHI DA!
WOAH WOAH WOAH
>>8736954
Skitts no. Pls don't fite. I'm fragile. Hollow bones.
>>8736970
Muda da
>>8736977
SORRY BORB, GOTTA ASSERT MYSELF AS SUPREME HOMO.
>ROLL TO STAB
-Skitters
>>8736954
FIGHT ME
-BONES