Pokephilia Thread
Pokepussy and Pokedick welcome
Who's your Pokewaifu/Pokehusbando?
What's your desired Pokeharem?
Everyone is welcome, come chat about pokesmut!
TotT: What're your thoughts on Gen 7?
>>8726858
>>8726858
Its great because of 2 new plant waifus
>>8726871
>>8726890
>>8726901
>>8726927
>>8726942
>>8726965
>>8726994
>>8726901
BLACKED
>>8727700
dubs wasted on a dumb meme that wasn't even used correctly
>>8728213
BLACKed..?
Balls touching, extremely gay, oh no
I want an umbreon harem
>>8730015
if you're going to post an anthro umbreon at least post a good one ffs
Can someone post some female arcanine? I need to fill up a folder. Just got a new PC.
>>8726858
With the pheromones clogging up the air I bet all boys in Alola go through a Salazzle phase.
>>8731668
>Phase
>Implying
To be honest, I'm betting that A couple hundred years ago, there weren't even Salazzle, just really large Female Salandit who's pheromones were a bit too potent and caught some humans in their grasp, and that the Salazzle Evolution is just the result of human Genes mixing with Pokémon's. On Aloha, it's probably a tradition to send a couple of nubile, young, boys into the wilderness to appease the "Volcano Spirits".
My desired Pokeharem is a gigantic harem of Pokeshota(and maybe a couple of Pokeloli) in the style of various artists such as Marimo, Yopo and Dagasi
>>8735154
hot
I would be the happiest person with a Gardervoir/Decidueye. Gender dosen't matter
Does anyone think that human/pokemon romantic relationships could be possible?
>>8735458
Sure, within the human-like egg group, at least.
>>8726965
>ninetales exists since gen 1
>only like 5 actually good lewds
how does this happen
>>8735458
They're literally canon.
The pokemon games themselves mention this. At some point in the past, humans and pokemon got freakin' married.
>>8735458
If it happened in Sinnoh's past then it could happen in present day. I always figured pokemon wouldn't have hang-ups about mating with humans in general too so it's often up to the human to get over themselves.
>>8735572
>>8736761
Matrimony....
>>8732711
Little Pokegirls and little Pokeboys a best
>>8735572
>>8738114
Is that Mimikyu taking a shit?
>>8737980
those are not pokemon
>>8738553
They look like pokemon to me.
>>8738567
you need to get your eyes checked then
>>8738649
They look completely recognizable to me.
You sound like one of those people who throw shitfits over the idea of anthro Pokemon period.
>>8737980
Is that parappa the rapper?
>>8738745
He does kinda look like that yeah lmao
>>8738690
But I don't wanna.
>you will never be gangbanged by a group of male Pokemon
Why live?
>>8738920
It's okay, he'll never understand.
ever since I first played sapphire, I've wanted feraligatr to ruin my guts
>>8738961
ANY male pokemon?
>>8739049
Yeah pretty much lol. Besides the random weird ones
>>8739080
pussy
>>8739080
>he wouldn't fuck metang
get out of my face
>>8739080
Your closemindedness is not welcome.
>>8739080
Weird ones can be nice from time to time, though. Like Wobbuffet n' such.
The lack of fire lizards makes me sad.
>>8742017
I have a solution
>>8742435
As do i my friend
>>8742472
I'm glad we agree
The bigger lizard is good too
oi d
Hello page 9
Goodbye page 9
Mimikyu is good for fug.
Are bug pokemon the final stage of patrician taste?
>>8746350
Probably. Bugs and plants desu
bumpo
stop being dead
>>8745841
How do you best fug it?
>Barely any bewear art
I want to be lovingly pinned down and fucked senseless by one. Maybe two. And then fall asleep tightly nestled in their arms.
>>8726858
I want a Salazzle to intoxicate me, stealing me from my Gardevoir cucking her in the process.
>>8754708
That's kinda hot.
>>8754708
>thinking Gardevoir won't try to steal you back
It'll be a war of body and mind with you as the battleground.
>>8754708
>fucking with pheromones vs. mind fuck
i think gardevoir wins out desu
tapu lele's scales have invigorated the thread
get back up there
>>8758755
also titties
best tapu
>>8761795
Why are there so many waifus in this new gen
>>8761836
Nintendo: Please do not make porn of our characters
Also Nintendo: *releases Sun/Moon and Breath of the Wild*
Internet: (mrkown.gif)
Why are pokemon such sluts for human dick?
>>8746350
We may not get along because anthro bug-types are my jam, but I think you are a tru nigga for liking bug-types in the first place
Even if we do not agree on how to fug or the like, it is clear we have the best tastes
>>8745841
Shota Mimikyu is UNF.
>>8762993
Lucario wonders if he left the oven on
>>8763253
>>8727700
Since Umbreon's Japanese name is literally "blacky", would taking the knot constitute for getting BLACKED? That's the only BLACKING I'm interested in.
>>8726858
Your married to your waifumon, what kind of vacation will your waifumon will take you?
Daily reminder that feral dick>human dick
>>8766602
Gross
Aww look how happy he is
I want to see the reverse of this
He finally got you to notice that he wants you to pin him down and go to town on him
>>8754795
I would bury my face into that pillowy ass without hesitation.
Why the fuck did they make Salazzle so hot, fuckable and waifuable?
>Hey is that anon who was doing that deerling story ever coming back or no?
>>8771596
He's dead jim
>>8771596
He's just being a lazy shit. He'll come back.
>>8771596
I'm more interested in that anon with the shota Skiddo role reversal story with the married Greninja guy t b h
prehaps the reason we lose so many writefags is the flippant nature many anons have towards them.
>>8771596
>>8771634
I'm still around, not dead, still working on polishing and fixing up that fic, I'll try to have it posted by tomorrow morning at the latest
>>8772093
The flippant nature can be quite annoying at times, but this is 4chan, don't be a pussy and deliver is what I know, I just tend to procrastinate a lot, that combined with a lot of medical complications i've been having recently has caused me to work less and less, it's why I never promise guarrenteed dates, but more-so try to have something by some time, and it's also why I never promise anything
>>8772295
Oh i hear ya on the flippancy, sadly its why i dont write more or promise anything either, I still want to work more on that PMD fic someone requested a few weeks ago, but alas...
Also hope you get that medical stuff figured out soon, or at least curb it like i did mine, its been months for ya at this point IIRC.
>>8772295
Naw, there's a super big difference between how writefags and drawfags are treated because art gets immediate visual gratification
Sure there's the fact this is the 4chinz and you gotta be rough n' tough in a lot of cases, but many writers can be outright ignored or when suggested ideas, aren't given the 'important' ideas that people want to see art of and instead get asked to write about things that aren't as important
And then when they do deliver, a lot of writefags just aren't given anywhere near the amount of praise or attention in comparison to people gushing over art and seeing this happen again and again can really fuck the drive to write over(b-but they're supposed to be writing because they like it WELL THEN THEY WOULDN'T TAKE REQUESTS YOU SILLY)
also niggers
>>8772424
Slowly figuring things out, I could go into details, but I doubt anyone would care about the specifics, so tldr: I'm at the weird age of 18, where primary docs want me to visit childrens hopsitals, and childrens hospitals want me to visit primary docs for pain management,
it's... quite a confusing and annoying process right now
As for the flippancy, ehh, it's annoying but what're you gonna do, this is 4chan of all places, you expect people to be nice/respectful and to be a safe space? That's the whole reason why I don't post on other fic sites, I prefer the harsh truth
>>8772519
It's true that art will get a lot more gratification and appeal, but that's because art just requires you to stare, where as writing stuff, not everyone is into reading things, so it's a smaller group, which means smaller amounts of critique/ideas/praise if any, it does help to have people wanting you to write though, and when there's no one who wants to see my stuff, I don't see the point of writing as much
FireRed or LeafGreen?
>>8772519
Well i did just get a tablet as well, was going to return to practicing my art at some point, may post some of my chickenscratch pokeyman stuff in here as well, but the ideal thing would be a song, a piece of art , and a story in one post.
>>8772597
Well, i've got good news for ya, the next year might suck, but then you've got a couple to relax and in a few years the ability to easily party. Just don't party so hard you give yourself cancer like i did lol.
Anywho, since a few anons seem to be here and i have an hour before work, Might as well ask; I've decided on what one of the starters will be, that being pikachu, but as for the second? which should i go for? thinking PMSD centric.
also have a slightly related pic.
>>8772894
Partying ain't my cup o' tea, relaxing at home is better imo
As for pmd centric, quite a few people I believe recognize charmander as a popular pmd character if we're talking starters, not characters
Actually, This'll be easier, Here guys y'all vote, I'll see what i can do.
https://strawpoll.com/2d85z3a
No promises on when I'll finish, im just indecisive on what i want to write at the moment.
>>8772976
Who says a party cant be staying at home with your cronies and drinking a few beers while playing mario kart or something like that?
>>8773221
all my friends are online, so a party for me would be online on discord/ts doing overwatch or ts, and personally, I dislike all alcohol :s
>>8773270
nothing wrong with that - all my cronies are in a different state and we pretty much do that twice a week, but we all drink heavily and get progressively worse at overwatch lol
>>8773339
this is tru
Alright one more before i run off to work.
:^)
I want a harem of little foxes to use and abuse my body as they see fit
Been a while since I've share stuff here, have some Sylveon.
>>8781022
Where is it's nose I'm scared
>>8781493
Ya know? I can't believe I forgot to make a tiny black nose, shit.
More objectmon/weirder-design-basis mons dammit
>>8781687
You have your own fucking thread nigger
>>8781698
But you people never post enough weirder animal based pokemon. Like say fish pokemon or stuff.
>>8781840
Post it yourself, nobody is stopping you
Well here's a fish-dog thing
>>8781840
Perfectly fine with that
>>8782562
That's a Vaporeon.
>>8735458
Well, the headcanon i've belive in is that human/pokemon relationships are something that are expected and accepted (somewhat) because of the bond that humans and pokemons share, not necesary for them to be trainers (heck, some pokemon even need affection to evolve) for example, if you have an 11 year old, spending most of his time with just a ralts, when he becomes a horny 16-17 with kirlia/gardervoir whom he has bonded since childhood, that will most likley to mate with him. let's be honest, if you leave a horny teen alone a big chunk of his life with some very willing partnrs, you should expect this kind of things
>>8783297
>tfw you will never be an 11 year old with a ralts and mate with them when they evolve into a gardevoir and you become a teenager
just fucking end it all
>>8783271
It is.
I present to you a goddess.
Do you think the skitty has a chance?
Fuck Weaville.
That cooch would straight up devour thay skitty...
>>8732711
w-where is the edited version?
Why do you not have a Sylveon trash?
>>8772607
leafgreen for vulpix
Jirachi a qt.
>>8785695
But I do.
Where are all the male pokemon??
How happy do you think a female Pokemon would be at the idea of being the mother of her trainers child? Having her eggs fertilized and bearing his young?
>>8787850
sleeping
>you will never come home to a strong and supportive tiger husbando after a long day at work
>you will never feed Incineroar tasty Poké Beans
>you will never kiss him mouth to mouth and feel his warm, moist and rough tongue as well as his hot breath push against your throat
>you will never smell the pungent aroma of his masculine farts
>you will never feel his firm abs
>you will never suck his fiery dick
Why even live?
Pokemon needs more cloacas
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>>8791070
Anyone here knows where this is from?
>>8793086
No idea, sorry.
>>8793086
>>8793200
I think it's supposed to be part of a doujinshi, but i can't find it anywhere
ooga booga
Cum inside your pokemon everyday!
>you will never get to nut inside umbreon's sweet ass
why even exist
Remember this trainwreck?
>>8794113
CCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM
>>8794173
oh fuck my sides
Busharp is sexy as fuck
>>8726858
Any lewds for Marshadow?
How do you train your pokemon?
>>8799933
With dicks and libido
>>8797791
Artist? I love this pic
Give me one good reason you don't own a Lucario.
How can you say you love your pokemon if you won't even eat their ass?
Oh god please tell me when this book is coming out
Any discord chat?
>>8801677
What's this?
>>8793981
To jack off to the new Umbreon porn that will come out eventually of course my friend.
>>8801492
Because Pokemon aren't real
>>8801708
BLACKED
More bug horse!
>>8797791
It took me all of 30 seconds to find out, use google image search man... its not hard...
Artist is Alacarte and its one of a series of 8-10 images i think?
>>8785695
My Sylveon is one of the best Pokemon on my team. His name is Betty. I got his name from the expression Betty Crocker, and I decided to do that BECAUSE Mr. Crocker is obsessed with fairies.
DEEPEST
LORE
>>8801708
Yes.
>>8794113
>>8794173
Should Anthro Pokemans have their own thread?
Another one for y'all.
>>8806171
No, we have enough hyper specific threads here
moment of silence for this based comic
>>8810773
>>8810816
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>>8810870
aaaaand here's an unfinished page from the artist's archive
rip First Time's the Charm
c'mon pokemon need lovin too guys
>>8811274
Indeed
>>8747610
Who's the artist?
>>8810891
damn that's good.
shame that's all we have though...
>>8812544
i've been starting on coloring this page, if anyone wants or cares
its not the best but it's better than nothing i guess
>>8811679
Jesus, someone needs to clean up those cobwebs
>>8726858
Meowth in general are great but Team Rocket Meowth is my husbando
post more best goo dragon
>>8726858
>>8726858
>TotT: What're your thoughts on Gen 7?
It was an improvement over gen 6 but that is not saying much. I feel like they tried but they didn't hard enought.
Charizard is my husbando and I love him
>>8812628
Please finish it
Deerling fic, cmon
>>8821268
Seconding
>>8784809
Lopunny is my favorite pokémon
Lucario a cqt.
>>8739029
But Feraligatr wasn't in Sapphire
>>8766602
I don't know, that human dick seems to be slaying that feral dick here
dead
I thought some of you might enjoy this
>>8830660
dont die
>>8731857
This sounds like the beginning of an extremely lewd story. Some kids in <insert town here> learn about old Alolan culture from a book or whatever and decide to go do a vision quest to go become MANLY MEN. They promptly get in over their heads in vision questing, then neck deep in salazzle poon.
>>8833697
This needs to exist.
>>8830708
my taste in pokemon isnt varied enough for something like that
>>8834095
kay
https://pastebin.com/XEWFstx0
>>8838026
>ywn introduce your Salazzle gf to your parents
>>8838169
>your salazzle now has two more humans in her harem
>>8838443
>your mom got cucked by a pokemon
don't die now
>>8838026
That was an okay greentext
>>8840176
Absol a best
>>8840176
Absol is underrated
>>8805852
what the fuck
>>8805852
Isn't that over 200 pages?
>>8805852
Pokemon wants big cummies?
Has anyone found any pics of gardevoir not fucking humans or other human shaped pokemon?
you guys really like being dead
>>8821268
>>8821771
For anyone who thinks I'm dead, or the Deerling fic is dead, It should be posted next thread, just need some final touch-ups, don't worry, love ya all, and thanks for being patient with me
>>8855993
How do you think Mightyena captured all of them?
This threads lugia levels are at dangerously low levels quickly post lugia
>>8859473
I only have anthro Lugia.
>>8859473
>>8859538
Oh my god im diamonds
>>8859473
>>8860603
ITT: Mr. Burns goes senile and has an emotional adventure with an old codpiece he perceives as Lugia
i want to give mightyena "belly" rubs!
don't die now
>>8860737
I just want to get fucked by mightyena desu
tfw no small poke cocksleeve
>>8871174
>tfw I will never be the small poke cocksleeve
>>8871493
tfw
>>8823589
too many nips
>>8875536
You're gonna drink her warm milk and you're gonna like it!
>>8875536
literally hitler
Salazzle is the slut pokemon
>>8876176
salazzle is extremely overrated
>>8876436
Compared to lucario, lopunny, and gardevoir?
>>8876859
yes
>>8876859
absolutely, and that's not to say that those three aren't also overrated