/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #65: Comfy Lewd Edition Previous T

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>>8717158

>>8717534
That's pretty lewd bro.

>>8717594
Those two are lewd and cute as fuck.

>>8719406
Well it is an MT pic.

Why is trash so busy today?

>>8720700
Because I can't think of anything to draw.

>>8720825
Ariana twerking. Her ass causes quakes.

>>8720825
Candy gets an extreme breast reduction because of back pain and joins the mini milk master race.

>>8720957
She's partying with Mistake now.

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>>8720825
Not sure if taking requests but how about this cutie showing off her nice plumb breasts? I wanna see her tits

is that anon here? would anyone care if i did those?

>>8722195
Did what?

>>8722195
/d/ btw
>>8722200
those art requests

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>>8722209
>>8722195
Im pretty sure he's not. Go for it /d/

Show us some Futa Darcy love

>>8720957
She just needs to work out her back and she'll be fine

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>>8722266
>Candy wants to carry the weight of these massive melons

>>8722238
This. Do the futa

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>>8722291
It's not that she doesn't like her dad's firm yet gentle hands gently pulling the milk from her every day. It's just that her back is killing her, and nothing helps.
She'll just have to settle for being daddy's anal thlut like her mom.

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in an alternate universe...

>>8722557
Not an alt universe; a magic spell gone right/wrong.

>>8722568
This works better because then it's also throwing a bone to that niche asset theft crowd.
I see topics on that sometimes.

>>8722557
Thanks by the way, /d/, that's the most qt Candy I think I've ever seen.

>>8722557
i really like how big her glasses look for some reason.

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i'm not sure how i feel about this

>>8722695
I feel hard

>>8717158
>>8722695
>>8719496
>Freak whose parent is literally a monster beast who does not even exist in the land of Equestria
>Sheep satyr
>Cow satyr
How about you feel like shit for making monster freaks instead of normal satyrs? It's like you have the mind of a hipster.
>Ponies and griffins are too mainstream

Did you know the Pie Rock Farm is closer to the Arimaspi Territory than Ponyville?

>>8723056
>Openly bitching about what's new and "being into it before it was cool"
Wow, the ultimate projection. Cussing someone else out for your folly. Props, I've only seen someone go full retard before at a Subway. sandwich shop, not station.

>>8723184
Don't respond.

>>8723056
because autism

>>8722695
unf

Nude/bottomless/topless version when?

>>8723081
Interesting trivia.

>>8722557
I want the red-haired cutie.

>>8724790
Candy? She's a cutie

>>8726059
She is in that pic at least.

>>8726081
>Not liking all variety of Candy
Plebs should be removed with force

>>8726823
>Liking Candy

>>8726823
I'm just not a fan of giant H-cup hentai boobies.

>>8727750
I can respect that. I like milky girls, but flat chests are a status symbol.

>>8726823
Fetishfags should be removed with force.

So which satyrs would wear really small or tight bikinis? And which satyrs would wear speedos?

>>8729313
No-one would wear anything.

>>8729429
>Nofun.jpeg

>>8729313
>Small bikinis
Sapphire
Candy
Ace
Fauna
Fiddle and Faddle
Ambrosia
Cristal
Snapshot
Gargle

>>8729429
In your headcanon, probably, but the prompt clearly doesn't care about it

>>8729526
>Sapphire
>Bikini
Hearty kek m8. The rest sound like they'd look good.

>>8729569
Oh yeah, she has that fur thing doesn't she. Maybe Dawn then

>>8729500
>People aren't allowed to voice their own headcanons in this general where everything is a variable

>>8729569
>>8729593
What WOULD Sapphire wear then? Wetsuit?

>>8729632
A sexy wetsuit

>>8729649
Made of nothing

>>8729688
and with equestria being a magic setting that means when she wears it it looks like a black void over the parts it's covering and you can only see nothing.

>>8729786
Except porn.

>>8729786
>Sapphire as only a floating head, hands, and feet
Ara ara!

>>8729313
>small or tight bikinis
Broil
Drizzle
Fiddle
Faddle
Ace
Candy
Cristal
Snapshot
Darcy
Gumdrop
Stormwalker
Dingaling
Melody
Flora
Fauna
Annie
Peach
Desirae
Blue Bonnet
Venus
Dawn
Mudpie
Dee
Sunshine Blossom

>speedo
Gale
Simmer
Pogo
Garret
Sapphire
Utah
Pear
Timber
Radiance
Hotshot
Jay

>>8730795
>Implying

>>8730795
>Speedo
>Sapphire

>>8729632
>>8729649
Sapphire in scuba gear at thr beach will always be what I see her in.

>>8732305
>Not encouraging your little girl to be comfortable with her body.

I see her wearing some unusually (for her) tomboyish trunks.

>>8731983
Yes. She prefers men's clothing.

>>8731983
>>8732305
>>8732629
>>8732769
This is why I wish we never had that
>do what you want, everything is a variable
rule when this general was made.

>>8732769
Isn't a thong effectively a speedo though?

>>8732893
Nah, a speedo covers more than a thong.
Although I suppose a speedo isn't all that different from a bikini bottom.
The main difference is that a speedo has no top.

>>8733368
Who cares? Every satyr goes naked.

>>8733389
Probably sometimes, but not when they're wearing bikinis.

Also, Sapphire likes to wear an oversized white shirt along with her speedo when it's hot. Not that it matters much on the beach, since it becomes almost completely see-through as soon as it gets wet.

>>8733425
>Shirt
>Ignoring the original problem
The legs

>>8734673
She just shaves them. That way her bald patches don't stand out.

What is the lewdest/hottest thing you can think of with two satyrs? I wanna hear some ideas

>>8735702
Cottonball power bottoming Lenora.
She loves her bun, but she needs so much roughness and abuse, and Lenora's actually really vanilla.

>>8735702
Gale and Drizzle cuddling under a blanket while watching Ichi the Killer.

>>8735702
Ambrosia pegging a crossdressing Icarus

Bamp

>>8735702
Anon fucking Gargle in his genital slit while fingering his tailhole

>>8742237
That's pretty gay Anon.

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>>8742301
Gargle is practically a woman. Nothing gay about that.

>>8742237
That is pretty hot, it would be all nice and tight as his hemi tries to flare out but is blocked by your body as you force yourself into his slit and it just results in your dicks rubbing and pressing together as you cum buckets into his already full cavity. Lord have mercy

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>>8742415
>balls and ponut on a drake

>>8742415
See, that would be perfect for me without the ballsack dangling their like two sad dates.

>>8742432
I think that's just /d/'s default way of drawing anuses. I think Doxy has a tutorial on how to draw them.

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>>8742438
>>8742432
Well the slit thing was recently discussed. Would the perfect drake have a slit and no anus? Where would they poop?

>>8742456
The cloacal slit would have the anus inside it. It wouldn't be some monster ponut obviously.

>>8742470
>>8742456
No, genital slits have the anus seperate, unlike cloacas. Like a dolphin.

>>8742479
Anything's preferrable to dragon ball Z, desu

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hows that? not sure how a dragon slit would be.

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>>8742496
Same senpai. Do you think girls would miss having a pair of balls to sniff and suck though?

>>8742519
That's actually pretty good. Well done Anon.

>>8742545
Doesn't matter, since all drakebois are unrepentant faggots anyway.

>>8742565
I actually just headcanon Gargle as gay, and not even always.

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>>8742519
Better though the tail and lewd bits should realistically connect sort of like pic related, but that's more nitpicking than anything.

>>8742565
stahp

>>8742587
Alot of dragon anatomy looks more feline than lizard

>>8742611
Which is pretty bizarre all things considered. I suppose there are those fluffier dragons sometimes though.

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>>8742587
heres something more like that

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>>8742565
>>8742587
All of the drake guys are pretty feminine in appearance, true. But although I doubt it'd have any effect on their orientation, I bet it would color the perspectives of the standard equine satyr. Ponyville didn't even know what a male drake would look like until Muddle showed up, and just imagine how someone would react if he told them he was a boy. Snapshot, for all his trapness, atleast has two firm confirmations that state the fact. If someone were to pants Muddle in on the playground, I doubt the reaction would be one they were all expecting.

>>8742432
>>8742438
>>8742611
It's a satyr, a halfbreed, not a pure fucking dragon. The looks on all satyrs' genitals can vary depending on what one wants, So fuck you. I like it.

>>8742653
And now you made it look like he has a pussy. Congrats...

>>8742687
Personally I'd much rather they inherit more of the angular gruffness that their parents very blatantly exhibit than just be permatraps. Even the female dragons we've seen are generally pretty angular.

That said, with them having internal genitals you're right that pantsing them would probably be pretty weird.

>>8742766
2each'isown

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>>8742766
The same can be said to you, Anon. It's all about personal preference at the end anyway.

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>>8742799
To be fair, though, Hasbro's dragons look mighty fucked up. I'd much rather we have huge dragons like Basil and the big green if it meant prventing the atrocities that are the teenage dragons, and that's coming from someone who waifus Ember haaard.

>>8742837
I personally don't get why the teen dragons are even called 'teens', when they're easily more akin to whelps than anything, barely older than spike is.

I would've loved if they were like twice as large in general so they actually looked like they were part way into becoming full fledge dragons like the description implies. Ember would still be tiny but she'd at least seem to be a proper dragon and better show off how different they are from Spike is.

>>8742865
Wouldn't mind this desu

>People are going on about proper lizard anatomy
Now see, this would be alright IF we were talking about pure lizards and dragons and whatnot. But we're not.

This is the SATYR general! Remember?
You want pure dragon cocks or pure pony dicks and pussies so badly that you seriously have to CORRECT others and tell them that they're drawing dicks and vaginas WRONG?! Then you should just go to another general.

Seriously! There are NO fucking right or wrong here in this hybrid general!
If someone wants to draw a male satyr having human or hybrid balls and cock, then they should be allowed to do just that without facing a ton of "hurr, it's a half dragon, so you MUST draw him having a dragon dick or else it's shit because you're drawing the satyrs wrong."

>>8742927
don't worry friend, its not a hostile arguments. we're just discussing preferences.

>>8742927
Calm your tits man.

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>>8742927
I like my satyrs to retain teats and udders.

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>>8742927
Support content you like, ignore content you dislike. sage

>>8742966
And I think teats and udders are vapid and detestable but you don't see me typing like Caps Lock McGee over here.

>>8743038
You break the heart of adorable cows everywhere, but I feel you. Udders just look wrong on things that shouldn't have them.

>>8742966
Udders look so retarded on bipeds.

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Mal!

I don't really care about udders one way or another, but one thing that you may have overlooked is that humans, alone in all of nature, are the only ones to permanently have breasts.

It's explained better in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcrxNBlqrbM

To summarize, only a cow that has given birth will have udders. Before that they will have teats but no udders.

Satyr I like when they're older design
>Looks traditionally attractive
>Has options for relationships
>Eventually cools his temper with character arc
>Wife and kids guaranteed

Muddle
>Trap
>Has progressively gotten worse
>Gets cucked by a street magician

>>8743768
Very interesting video. I guess that's another reason for cow satyrs to not normally have udders.

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>>8744421
>cucked by a magician
He threw away his chance with Melody Anon. But he grew from it and got with a pretty sweet donkey girl. [spoiler]Nothing is canon if you dont like this take on Muddle please dont REEEEEEE over it. [/spoiler]

>>8745940
Muddle and Deloras are cute together.

>>8746177
They are a cute. Too bad not much art of those two.

Is there any art of Anon or ponies banging satyrs who aren't related to them?

>>8746809
I seem to recall there was a bunch of art of Timber fucking lots of other satyrs who aren't his sisters.

>>8746809
there is some satyr on pony art that isn't incest.

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>>8746809
A few

>>8746826
>satyr fucking other satyrs
Are you illiterate? Read the question one more time.

>>8746446
I mean everyone's cute when MT draws them. Ship's still a bit of a forced meme though.

>>8747072
What's the difference? Both veritable if not explicit self inserts

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>>8747664
>What's the difference? Both veritable if not explicit self inserts

I dont know about you Anon but I cant self insert if satyr is the main chatacter. Its more like jacking to something than self inserting myself like I would do with an Anon or a nameless protag. And Im pretty sure the difference is that the anon was specifically requesting those types of pics for his own viewing pleasure. Prob not a fan of all the cest and satyr shipping my guess.

>>8747727
>I dont know about you Anon but I cant self insert if satyr is the main chatacter. Its more like jacking to something than self inserting myself like I would do with an Anon or a nameless protag.
I can feel the fuck out of that, my man.

>>8747663
>A bit.
That ship's not even remotely All Star material.

>>8745940
I'm not REEing at all. It's more funny than anything else with how drastically different the characters I like to work with and someone like Muddle is.

>>8747664
Humans and ponies are not satyrs, you retard.
Pony on satyr porn =/= satyr on satyr porn.

>>8747788
I'm not sure what you mean by All Star. Which ones are considered that?

>>8747815
I'm saying the ship is a Shrek meme.

>>8747815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAsPeY8BsQU

>>8747897
>>8747902
And now you're going to throw shit around and say that everyone who likes that ship only likes it because "Shrek meme".

>>8747968
I mean it was a bit of a shrek meme. Why would Deloras and Muddle end up 3gether for? Isn't Muddle's primary character trait being a bit of an asshat like his father, and Deloras is the chaste good girl?

It seems hard, at least to me, for any relationship between the two to go anywhere for long before an inevitable breakdown, though that would be a decent prompt for a story/image set I guess.

>>8748037
>Primary character trait
Not if you don't want it to be.

>>8748099
Well what do you envision Muddle's schtickt is? It seems to me that given Garble isn't exactly a nice dude, that he'd be impacted in some way or another by such.

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>Self Serving
>Wants Future to revert to the past, placing himself back on top

>mfw Muddle is Lex Luthor

>>8748254
He's someone who tries too hard to be tough but is actually a big soft doof. Like Harold from Hey Arnold, or Binky from Arthur.

>>8748037
>Why would Deloras and Muddle end up 3gether for?
You can ask the same thing when it comes to almost every single couple in existence. Don't be a fucking wet blanket.

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>>8748037
>>8748254

Well, in my personal head canon for them Deloras sees good in Muddle as she gets to know him and sort of reminds her of her (step)dad, in that they are quick to anger and fly off the handle but are kind at heart.

Muddle I see more as being really spoiled and immature at the start but after embarrassing himself and having Melody break it off he starts to mature and sees females as not being possessions. Something he had a hard time with being part dragon and immature and selfish. After lots of reflecting he is a bit more timid but still gets easily angered. He just is better at calming down and not burning bridges.

Both at least in my head canon share a feeling of being pretty sheltered and find some common ground with that understanding.

I can personally see it working, they may have fights and what not but nobody is perfect. Muddle makes a pretty good boyfriend and Deloras is the good nurturer to keep him grounded.

>>8746809
Mistake and Yuzu's dad.

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>>8748705
An underrated lewd ship.

What girl doesnt want their BFF also being their step mom?

>>8747964
unf

>>8747964
Nude stretches before bed? Pretty lewd.

>>8748917
That was actually Mistake and her dad in the pic.

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>>8749829
Has there been any art of Mistake and Yuzu's dad?

>>8750022
I mean how would you even tell one Anon from another? Any pic of Mistake and Anon is basically a pic of Mistake a Yuzu's Anon

>>8750022
None. The early stuff is incest with her dad, the later stuff is Mistake ahd Yuzu. No mixing of "dad" and Yuzu('s) though.

>>8750106
Obviously you can't. It would only depend on which Anon the artist intended it to be.

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>>8750106
>>8750117
>>8750146
Well if DJ ever returns (never) we can always ask him to draw some Mistake and Anon that is Yuzu's dad. Though I am curious what DJ thinks of the canon what with Yuzu being his satyr baby.

>>8750022
Literally any pic of her and Anon that doesn't state the Anon isn't Yuzu's dad.

Even the one where it stated the Anon was Mistake's dad could still be Mistake x Yuzu's dad if you wanted.

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>>8750022
I say, post the coloured version, you cad!"

>>8750022

whoa is that dog 18

>>8751095
Legitimately yes. She's just always been part of the DFC master race.

>>8750146
This. Don't change artist intentions; that's just fucked up.

>>8751232
I don't think artist intentions matter especially much when it comes to crafting lore and fantasy around things.

>>8751512
>Changing an artists intent for an image to push an hc; even if the artist had the opposite intention for the image
Hmm. Rude.

>>8751672
>evryting is verible
>:^)

>>8751672

do you think lauren faust wanted this

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>>8752170
Im sure she'd be amused to say the least.

How about we all headcanon that Pinkie Pie is Rainbow Dash while we're at it? That's how retarded this all is starting to sound like.

>>8750310
Do you think he'd be opposed to having a relationship with Mistake?

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>>8752337
>Implying re-purposing a pic of a faceless Anon is the same as swapping characters with distinguishable faces

Here's a (you)

>>8752454
DJ or Yuzu's Dad Anon?

>>8752193
Who knows. Maybe she lurks among us.

>>8752492
Aren't they sort of the same?

>>8752454
Anon's just a little hesitant. Mistake's been coming around since Yuzu's was smoll and Mistake was a few inches shorter than she is now.

He just needs the right temptation.

>>8752589
Exactly. He'll come around eventually.

>>8752589
Lots and lots of alcohol should do the trick. Is Mistake old enough to buy beer?

>>8752791
Probably not according to Earth laws, but in Equestria who knows.
Besides, she could probably just transform herself to look older to fool the shopkeeper.

>>8752641
>Mistake manages to sob this out as she watches Anon fill Arrhythmia's cervix while having unprotected sex
>She's ovulating RIGHT NOW.

>>8752791
If we're going with a more medieval setting, then there's probably no limit, since a lot of people tried to drink weak beer almost exclusively if they were able to do so, because it was less likely than water to be full of death bacteria.

>>8752905
>as she watches Anon fill Arrhythmia's cervix
That was in the distant past. Murmur would be almost as old as Yuzu and Mistake. Only a few years younger.

>>8752937
Exactly. Even as a grub Mistake had gross ambitions that were waaay out of her league.

>>8753189

>"Maaaan, I don't know what I'm seeing or what that is, but I think I want it."

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>>8753189
Being part changeling I'm sure there was a feral instinct in her that she didnt fully understand. But she knew it was something worth achieving.

>>8753189
At the end of the day, Mistake is still the daughter of a queen. Yuzu's dad could do far worse. Maybe I've just been playing too much CK2, but it can't hurt to have kids with legitimate claims to the Changeling throne.

>>8752937
>>8753189
>>8753254
>>8753343
So what you're saying is that Mistake honed in on Anon early in life and has been angling to snare him since?

>"'Nonny, please!" whined Arrhythmia. "Not in front of the filly."
"Don't worry about Mistake, Arry. She's like 3, she won't even remember seeing it tomorrow."
Needless to say, Mistake would always cry if her dad tried to take her to a different babysitter after that.

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>>8753469
>Dad

Negative Anon. This discussion is about Mistake lusting after Yuzu's dad.

>>8753607
i don't remember this pic, wew

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>>8753625
Yeah its pretty old but a good one. Im sure we have lots of pics of satyrs that rarely if ever saw the light of thread. ..

>>8753469
>>8753607
I also misread your post Anon, I apologize. But man, Mistake and Yuzu have been friends since they were 3?

>>8753254
This is what happens when your "love" eating mom thinks pornos are cartoons

>>8753678
Unless you're doing a setting where there's lots and lots of humans (I'm assuming they're the only two humans, for the sake of this specific setting), stands to reason that they and there kids would naturally develop a friendship, barring irreconcilable differences.

So the two satyrus have been buds since they were essentially babs.

>>8753678
>Yeah its pretty old but a good one. Im sure we have lots of pics of satyrs that rarely if ever saw the light of thread. ..
I'm fairly sure that pic has been posted before in /sat/, and Mistake isn't exactly a satyr that never gets discussed. She may not be among the most discussed, but she often comes up with Yuzu discussions.

>>8753469
I've always viewed it more as her just wanting to become Yuzu's step-mother by any means necessary, so that they can be bff's 5ever and hand out all day every day. The fact that she actually finds her friend's dad attractive is just a fortunate bonus.

>"Please, I promise to be a good wife."
"Sorry, not happening."
>"Please, we can do the sex whenever you want."
"For the last time, Mistake, the answer is no. I'm sorry, you're a wonderful girl, but it's obvious that your feelings for me are just a byproduct of your infatuation with my daughter."

>>8753678
>But man, Mistake and Yuzu have been friends since they were 3?
Not him, but I don't see why not. Maybe Yuzu's dad would babysit Mistake and that's how she became friends with Yuzu in the first place.
Also would explain Yuzu's dad's hesitance to have sexual realtions with her if he's known her that long. Probably thinks of her almost as a sort of honorary daughter.

>>8753810
Can't really get behind this headcanon.
I can get behind the old one, however, that Mistake would sometimes joke about making this and that rule when she's Yuzu's mom.

>>8753870
She'd probably pretend to joke about it just to gauge Yuzu's reaction.

"So Mistake, you can change to look however you want, right?"
>"Sure can, Mister Anon. Well, within reason."
"So could you change to make yourself look, I don't know... younger?"
>"Um, sure, gimme a sec.... There' how's this?"
"Too old."
>"Oh... How about this?"
"Too old."
>"I don't know how much younger I can get. You're kind of weirding me out."
"I said too old."
>"Yuzu, help!"

>>8753684
It created something of a complex for the poor young changeling. Watching all those movies, and shows where the younger girl gets with the older man. And lots and lots of gratuitous sex. Her human and changeling instincts were going in all kinds of directions.

>>8753835
Yeah, I head canon that he has known her since she was a kid. But maybe from 9 at the youngest, and they've been close friends since. 3 is a really young age to be having friends and what not. But maybe baby sitting is a possibility but we dont really know much about Mistake's dad.

>>8754307
>3 is a really young age to be having friends and what not
Not if the idea is that Yuzu's dad was babysitting her and that's how they met in the first place.

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>>8753607

>>8754585
mega unf

Is this a new edit?

>>8754618
yup, just now!

>>8754662
Awesome!

Any chance of an edit of this?
>>8722695

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>>8754585
Thank you based edit friend. This will benefit my fapping greatly.

Mind doing an edit of this cutie? come to think of it, are there any Laika nudes? Have we seen her puppy teets?

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>>8754815
There are a few I think.

>>8754223
Hey, it's not like she's actually a baby.

>>8754223
kek

... but I'm not really seeing this happening. She already looks like a 13-year old even though she's 16. She's gonna have to do some serious seducing just to break through Anon's mental wall and get him to see her as anything other than a secondary daughter.

>>8755182
I dunno, if she found out he secretly liked them inappropriately young, she could certainly work that angle.

>"I'll be your sock if you'll give me some cock." exclaims the toddlerfied changeling hybrid.

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>>8754681

>>8755258
unf

>>8755255
I just don't see Yuzu's dad being into toddlers. If anything fangs and fuzzy ears would be more his thing, going by his track record.

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>>8755310
>If anything fangs and fuzzy ears would be more his thing
I guess the only question is if Mistake can count on her BFF to help her, then.

>>8755258
Could we maybe get a version where's she's wearing that pretty buttplug her dad got her?

>>8755258
>Those cum stains on her shoulder
Hot.

>>8755394
>Impregnation of Yuzu with eggs
Even hotter. All this boner tier art. Love it.

>>8756510
Oh my. She might just be on to something here.

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>>8756510
>Touchingmyselfintensifies

Very nice, plan to add more to this?

>>8755394
>>8756510
They set a camera up and had a bet going. Yuzu said that this absolutely wouldn't work in a hundred years.
Now, not only is she having to deal with some really complicated feelings while she's watching "herself" get railed by her own dad, but she also has to be the incubator for her new siblings.

>>8756600
is there somewhere i should take this?

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>>8756700
Personally I'd do a "I'd rather make to you for how you are."

So we can see some nice hard short stack fucking. Mistake being taken by a much larger more experienced man would be hot.

We ded again?

>>8759206
We're always dead.

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So which satyr would you genderbend to fuck?

>>8760300
Probably Hotshot or Lil Mac.

>>8760658
Would you impregnate Anon? Would you squirt your baby batter in their oven?

>>8760715
Nope. I'd probably get some condoms or a potion from Zecora that's like magic birth control.

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>>8760737
>Not impregnating your gender bent bro

Enjoy a life of unsatisfying relationships with inferior real women.

I'd fuck and impregnate the shit out of fem Warren.

>>8760300
All the traps, Timber, Simmer, Herc, Warren, Utah, Bucky, Lil Mac, and Fraise. Satyr boys are already leaning on the "cute" side, thanks to their moms. I am pretty sure turning ANY of them into a girl would result in a fuck worthy body.

>>8760300
Every single one of the boys. Daughteru or nothing.

>>8760715
Damn right.

>>8760300
>>8760300
am i allowed to change the girls into traps?

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>>8761930

>>8761930
Sure. Who would you change?

>>8761992
i'm going to go with eventide and/or evenfall.

>>8761076
>All the traps
>Simmer
But Anon, why put Simmer on the list twice?

>>8763269
I unironically forgot Simmer was a trap amd just remembered him having a girl butt. Looking back, I amlaughing my asa off.

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>>8763452
It's a pretty good butt, not gonna lie.

>>8763470
How easy would it be to just crouch over and stick my dick in that ass? I'm assuming it'd take a little more effort than pony satyrs given the tail.

>>8763767
The tail is the biggest problem; after that it's like fucking a well lubed onahole.

>>8764084
>"Anon! Hey...I-I didn't hear you come in. Uh...want to watch some Godzilla with me? It's at the middle, but rewinding it won't be any-"
>"No? Sorry, yeah, of course you wouldn't. Just wanted to...um. Yeah."
>"I-If you're interested, we could listen to some music. Kinda. Or maybe some games?"
>"They aren't on the newest console, but it's co-op!
>"Oh, you know we could play without one?"
>"A-alright. Some people might think that's antiquated, though."
>"Heh. Old geezer Anon. See, it's funny becau-No? Right, sorry."
>"Um, so this game. What exactly...is it? I m-mean the rules? And such. Is all."
>"...Bend over?"
>"A-Anon, what exactly is this game?"
>"Wha-No! No no no no, I trust you! It's just that I'm n-not...adequately dressed I mean."
>"That wasn't a lie, I'm not a bad friend! Wait, o-okay, look! See! I'm playing the game, ha! Woo!"
>"W-what did you say it was called again? ...Bücken? Sounds Germanean. maybethat'swhyit'ssoweird."
>"What else is there Anon? Lift my-A-Anon!"
>"I can't! ...You know why! I'm not...n-not wearing anything behind there!"
>"Of course I want to play the game right! Just that it's...maybe starting to sound like something else."
>"Accusing you? N-no! Not that!"
>"You said we were friends, right? F-friends don't do that to each other. Right? Yeah. O-Okay."

>>8764084
Self-lubed with wet feces.

>>8764570
Nofun.png

>>8764601
hey man, it's his fetish.

>>8764615
That's totally not what he meant.

>>8764625
If you keep bringing up shit whenever butts are involved, especially when everyone else gets grossed out, i feel like you have to be into it on some level.

>>8764570
>lubricated
Nah, man. It would grind his dick to bloody mash because of all the tiny gem shards.

>>8764601
>>8764625
Are you gonna police the thread now?

>>8764640
Or just a pissbaby that likes to take the fun out of everything

>>8764696
Look who's talking.

Daily reminder to not respond.
As much as I dislike drakefags, that guy's a pest for everyone.

>>8764782
I was contemplating posting something like this, but this guy beat me to it. Seconding this.

>>8764782
So when you go and turn discussions into weird shit like inbreeding, clit torture, futa impregnation and other fetishes, then it's A-okay! But when someone else does the same thing with drakes here in this porn thread /sad/ where everything is supposed to be allowed, then it's a shitposting pest?
What's the difference between when you do it and when others do it? Can you even answer that?

>>8764864
>What's the difference between when you do it and when others do it?
https://youtu.be/wNAIxLetnS8?t=15s

>>8766164
kek

>>8764507
>He has no idea what Anon wants to do
Simmer is either retarded or really young in this one-shot. Which one is it?

>>8766928
He knows, he just doesn't want to believe Anon is gay.

>>8767116
Maybe Anon was drunk and mistook him for Broil?

>>8767236
Well... it would be an honest mistake.

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>>8767248
>Anon is her current boyfriend
>Gets fucked up drunk
>Happens upon Simmer laying down and watching TV
>Thinks its Broil being a sexy tease
>Is a little TOO forward and takes Simmer
>Simmer moans out as Anon ravages his ass
>Doesnt stop him because he likes it
>Gets buckets cummed into him
>Anon passes out
>Simmer lays in a pool or orgasmic mess
>Broil has no idea what Anon is talking about when he talks about the best anal sex they ever had the previous night

Drakes are shit.

>>8768123
Nice

Satyr hid your egg inside his or her anus this year. Do you dare search for it?

>>8770246
I'd go spelunking in Ariana's cave for it.

>>8770263
>In monster freak's cave
Enjoy the massive turds hidden in there

>>8770335
She would have cleaned it thoroughly by giving herself garden hose enemas before shoving the egg up there.

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>>8770246

>>8770360
>Implying she is that smart
She thinks that's the only way one can give the eggs that chocolate look.

>>8770719
Ariana is actually very smart.
If she wanted to give it a chocolate look, she'd just cover it in chocolate.
Or perhaps even give herself a chocolate fudge enema after cleaning herself thoroughly.

>>8770739
>Ariana is actually very smart.
>Implying

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>>8770765
She's very smart

>>8771262
She's literally a freak monster, and her mother is also a freak monster who might not even exist in Equestria.

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>>8768123
Do you think Broil likes milking Anon's dick to put his cum into her own batch of baked goods?

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>>8771744
>Anon
>Not her brother or Futa Glimmer
Waste

>>8771744
>baked goods
That's a new one. Im not familiar with that take on Broil. Care to expand?

>>8771744
Personally, I headcanon Broil only really being into her brother sexually. If she did anything with Anon, it would only be for show so people wouldn't suspect her of having a relationship with her own brother.

She might try it with Simmer's cum if she's feeling adventurous.

>>8771971
>Futa Glimmer
... how big is she?

>>8771971
What if Sci-Twi ends up in Equestria and gets knocked up by a stallion?

>>8771971
>>8772042
>Everyone who isn't her own brother is just shit
>Broil only loves her brother and nobody else
How far down has this general gone?

>>8772129
That's just drakes being awful as usual

>>8772188
In your own head as usual.

>>8771744
Nah, she's already been mind broken into his brood womb, and uses it all to bake new eggs for her master.

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>>8772019
I just got it because she could actually cook, unlike her brother, and satyr cum would have different tastes than regular cum.
>>8772042
I could understand that. Do you think she surprises him and just puts her hands down his shorts at times and coaxes out a load?
>>8772045
Extremely adequate.

>>8772401
Any satyrs laying eggs is just stupid in my opinion. Griffons, changelings, fish, ect.

>>8772421
>I could understand that. Do you think she surprises him and just puts her hands down his shorts at times and coaxes out a load?
Probably sometimes when they're alone.
And maybe while they're cuddling under a blanket in the dark, watching a movie.

>>8772045
Very tiny, with inside out testicles deep inside her, an inverted penis below a very tiny pole.

She's a female, essentially.
And by essentially, I mean literally and complely.

>>8772462
I'd say it makes sense for the ones that have bottoms of egg-laying species, but I don't really feel strongly about it one way or the other.

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>>8772502
But Anon, if magic can turn a muffin into an orange and let poonies travel to other dimensions, who's to say it can't be used to give a female a penis?

>>8772593
Mostly because why the fuck would you want to do such a terrible thing?

>>8772490
Yeah. It could be the same with Simmer where he goes down on her when they're alone.

>>8772593
>who's to say it can't be used to give a female a penis
Nobody. If they can create temporary wings using magic, I'm sure they could create a temporary penis on a female.

That's still assuming they had interest in doing so, as >>8772645 points out.

>>8772645
Because why not? It's essentially just a temporary fleshy strap-on.

>>8772662
I'm sure he does.
I also like to headcanon that they enjoy just casually lying in bed naked on top of each other watching TV when noone else is around.

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>>8772128
That'd be pretty hot

>>8772803
Yeah. Especially if she got knocked up by Shining Armor. (and it wouldn't really be incest, since they are two completely separate Twilights and not actually blood-related)

>>8772645
>Normie faggot
I bet you pray and go to church

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>>8772792
The best sort of skinship

>>8772938
Indeed. If I recall correctly, there was a cute greentext about that a few years ago.
I wonder if it got pastebinned.

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>>8772864
>futafag
>calling anyone a normie
Futa is so common and mainstream now that it's essentially babbies first """"""""weird"""""""" fetish.

>>8772645
>because why the fuck would you want to do such a terrible thing?
Because the satyr general is filled with shitposting fetishfags who wants to do everything others DON'T want to do just because?

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>>8772834
Sounds reasonable enough seeing as she'd have completely different experiences from her real brother and Twilight's brother.

>>8772968
Found it in the archives.
Wasn't written by me, just reposting.

>Simmer and Broil watch TV laying down atop each other on the bed. Broil lazily snacks on some jerky as Simmer makes himself cozy under her bosom and rubs his face into her slightly protruding belly.
>As the TV goes on, the door opens as their mother comes in.
>"Sweetie, have you seen your broth.." She stops before gulping down and getting her center again before smiling semi nervously "Simmer sweetie, your package came in today."
>"Oh, cool mom. I'll get it later, can you make soup for dinner today?"
>"Sure."
>"Cool, thanks mom."
>She slowly closes the door and rests herself against the wall before sighing tiredly. In the room, Simmer and Broil look at the door a moment before shrugging it off and going back to watching TV as Broil scratches Simmer head.
>Today was a little too close for comfort kind of day

>>8773132
>People thinking this is even remotely wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHqgHFcmAOc

>>8773320
I know.
Simmer and Broil have a beautiful sibling relationship.

>>8773041
unf

>>8773356
>I know
>I'm going to bring up this "honest and pure sibling love" every single time anyone talks about Simmer or Broil

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>>8773482

>>8773568
kek

>>8766164
>>8766180

>>8773568
>>8773649
Samefag much?

>>8773823
kek

>>8773823
If coincidentally replying to two different posts with "kek" in the same thread 4 hours apart is samefagging, then I guess so.

>>8773861
Considering how people here tends to act like, then that is true.

>>8773937
How does she react to her new limb?
Does it embarrass her?
Excite her?
Does she hide to wait for it to wear off, or excitedly run off to try it out on her sisters?

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>>8773937
Oh nice~ Any back story behind this?

>>8773978
>Sisters
Dont you mean the Muds?

Also made the thread
>>8773963
>>8773963
>>8773963

>>8773995
>Dont you mean the Muds?
No, I mean Ivy, Flora and Fauna.
Mudpie would also be an option.