ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your vote for Castelia's Mayor?
Results of OP question will be results of actual vote and will be tallied until next thread.
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Previous thread: >>8700855
>>8712434
Nope! We didn't make any rules, so I can't break a rule that doesn't exist!
>>8712452
I'm not Unovan, so I can't vote!
>>8712452
bones
>>8712452
bones
>>8712478
>>8712500
There's only two options on the ballot, an a "Bones" isn't among them.
>>8712452
It should come as no surprise that I'm voting for Zoroark.
>>8712452
The japefox has my vote.
>>8712376
Eh, got me there.
Nice work blondie.
>>8712398
>You nabbed the hat
>But you don't have Haus sneak stat
..Can I help you?
>>8712434
Apparently.
Which is nice because I've been having a fuck of a time trying to get one over here in Alola.
Which is now my second most hated region.
>>8712452
the fox
>>8712452
N's Zoroark. Or Bones, which ever seems most likely to win.
>>8712437
Done, there you go max
>The pancakes look good, but a bit oddly shaped
well it isn't round, but i will assure you that it tastes good
>>8712452
N's Zoroark.
>>8712452
Rusefox obviously.
>>8712452
...The fox?
>>8712452
Zoroark
>>8712478
>>8712500
>>8712535
...
>>8712452
Are late entries permitted?
As well as voting for yourself?
>>8712452
Can I even vote? It's not like I live in Unova.
>>8712452
I don't trust zoroarks so my vote is for the fat guy
>>8712542
I HAVE EATEN WORSE
LIKE KFC CORN
>Scarf the pancakes down
>>8712475
Well new rule: No UB portals!
Unless I get a UB!
>>8712520
Alright with flight costs and pokeball costs that'll come down to... 800,000,000P.
But since you're pretty dim I'll make it an even 80,000.
>>8712452
Fox!
>>8712672
So it's not that great
Okay, i'm not that good at cooking, sorry far making them for you
>she bows down apologetic
>>8712452
THE FOX IS IN THIS BUSH!
SO HE HAS MY VOTE!
>>8712452
fox
>>8712452
surferfox
>>8712682
Awww, okay, I'll think of another way to travel...
>Make sure Ruby is on your phone
>And see about getting a Psychic Ride Pokemon
>>8712452
Fooox?
>Roll to rig the votes for Fatterson if that's allowed otherwise feel free to ignore this roll.
>>8712520
>Forgot about this one, oops
... yep, just need this hat, bye now!
>Hop back in the UB portal
>>8712682
..Who are you calling dim?
Whatever, 80 sounds good to me. Do me a favor and get it in a Premier ball.
And don't crank the price because of that, I know Kalos has a store where they just sell those at regular ball price.
>>8712452
Pokemon can be Mayor?
>>8712864
Crook.
>>8712942
Yes! I, currently, am running for Mayor of Castelia!
>>8712861
See it'll be fun!
>>8712875
WHAT DID I JUST SAY??
>>8712877
You.
>Rolling to get that icecat.
>>8712959
Can pokemon vote to?
>>8712864
discord is going to nuke your character now
>>8713013
ok sniffers
>>8713000
(This wasn't me.)
>>8713013
(Uh, okay. I kinda don't even know how to go about doing my antag anyway I've just had him on the backburner for now.)
>>8713061
(Ignore that anon, we aint gonna nuke your character
we have just been discussing the potential of ways we could use the rig for shit)
>>8713061
No we aren't, that's just a shitheel.
General consensus on your rig was an OK, probably counts for like 5 votes or something.
>>8713006
Unfortunately no. However, I'll be supporting efforts to make that a possibility in the future!
>>8712974
This one was already open, I have to go through to close it!
No more after this!
>>8712974
>Stab
>>8712974
..No, you.
>>8713179
Still cheating!
>>8713202
Hey not the sweater!! Bad origami thing!
>>8713215
Hey does origami normally assault people?
>>8713145
......
Oh.
>goes back to eating fritos and watching Digimon
>>8713252
I can't just leave it open! Do you like stabby origami?? Cause that's where they come from!
>>8713252
>LV70 Kartana uses Leaf Blade on Zach!
>>8713252
I mean, occasionally, yeah.
Just slap some aloe on it, it'll be fine.
>>8713279
I mean I'm getting assaulted by origami right now...
>>8713324
Okay that's fucking it.
Japhet, Flare Blitz.
>252 Atk Talonflame Flare Blitz vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Kartana: 240-288 (130.4 - 156.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8713337
Alola, right? What city?
>>8713406
>KOed.
>Feel free to catch him and make him part of your team, I'm done with Kartana from this post on.
i should go water the trees now, do you want to come?
>>8713523
(forgot to call max out, oops)
>come home from training
>>8713278
Hey Zorro whatcha doin?
>>8712753
>Woosp you blew it
SQUAA?
>>8713523
YES
>>8713406
Yeah, uh, Malie city.
>>8713593
>munch munch
>munch
Just watching some TV! Where you training again? You look all dirty.
>>8713640
Yeah I was, am I that dirty?
>she looks down at her legs
Guess I'll need to take a bath then.
>she heads off into the bathroom and the sound of running water can be heard
>>8713616
great, now while we walk we can talk
>watering the garden
so max this place is so nice don't you think?
i met so many great people, and you too, i'm happy to be in here
>she smiles shyly
what about you, what do you think?
>>8712452
I don't live in Castelia, so I can't vote. If I did have the ability to vote, however, I'd much sooner vote for the Zoroark.
>>8713498
>UB and Zach doesn't have Beast Balls.
>Not happening.
>Give weird paper thing a revive and fuck off.
>>8713629
Alright, see ya soon.
>>8713828
'Kay dude.
If you see what looks like a corpse on a bench, that's probably me.
>>8713716
ok!
>continues to eat fritos
>there is already a couple empty bags laying about.
>munch
>>8713828
>Go find the gayest pokeball he has.
>Poke.
>Kartana has been added to your team!
>>8714136
>Sword get.
But... Okay.
>>8713932
Will do.
>Use Talonflame because I'm not a dirty cheater like Sun.
>>8713735
MAYBE
I STILL DONT LIKE THAT BEAR
>>8714277
>Speaking of that bear
>He is currently patrolling somewhere nearby, in glittering chainmail.
>You know, because he's the keep's guard.
"Anyone see a Cyndaquil around here? Female, bit Shy, slow with words?"
>>8714277
alright, it's okay if you don't get along with everyone
as long as you have one that you can get along, it will be okay
>>8714360
i saw, but who are you?
are you her trainer
>>8714230
>>8714360
>ATTEMPT TO PULL MASKS OFF
>>8713966
>Sylvie comes back into the living room squeaky clean
Have you just been eating those chips all day? Is everything alright?
>>8714563
Yuuuup!
>munch
>munch
How about you? Think you got any stronger?
>>8714230
>she
>>8714360
... I do believe there was one posting at some point, but I do not recall talking to it myself.
Sorry I am of no help in this situation, have some music. I've been practicing violin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvipPYFebWc
>>8714582
Yeah I'm doing fine, leveled up again
>she hops up on the couch and cuddles up to Zorro
Whatcha watching anyways?
>>8714446
>Swat hand.
HELP A BLACK THING IS ATTACKING ME WHILE I'M FLYING.
>>8714591
(Oh fuck you got me I'm a grill.)
>>8714386
"Course I am. What you expect? But seriously is she ok?"
>>8714331
>Angery glare in the general direction
>>8714386
>Flustered squawks
SQUAahahahaha...
>>8714660
(Oh, perfect, I was wanting to fry up some steaks)
>>8714660
>THROW STEAK AT
>FLY AWAY
>>8714660
(Better be a Jorge Forman)
>>8714719
(Make sure you get some pepper on there, man.)
>>8714660
..Yeah, that happens too.
>>8714637
Some Digimon!
>somehow looks even pudgier
This season is pretty good i guess.....
>>8714719
(If the steaks aren't peppered I'm out. Btw I'm a grill.)
>>8714742
Why?
>>8714793
Alola sucks already.
>Attempt to find bench elemental.
>>8714823
>she notices and frowns
Are you sure you're okay? You seem to be eating a lot lately. Are you training at all?
>>8714841
Yeah it's pretty shitty.
At least Sinnoh only tries to freeze you to death.
>Casually watch the nerd in a cat mask not be able to find the only person in a jersey in town.
>>8714670
she, is fine and safe, where are you?
she said that you would be worried about her
>>8714698
>giggle
sorry for making you all flustered
you're nice max
>>8714841
"Alola. isn't the best place."
>>8714934
"Sinnoh is not bad. But not the best either."
>>8714965
"I'm in Unova right now. Wait she said that?"
"Pffft... I wouldn't be worried she can take care of her self really well"
>Roll for bluff to work
>>8715119
bs aloha is the best place and sinnoh sucks ass
confirmed shit opinion
trashing your opinion right now
>>8714934
Where the hell are you? I don't know my way around this craphole, man.
>>8715119
Yes. I can see that. A rock tried to steal my mask and threw steak at me.
>>8715366
>TOUCH BUTT
>>8715119
well, that's wha she said to
she also said that you were shy when no one was around
>>8714965
FINE?
SQUAAHAHA YES, INDEED
>Roll to not yell
>If odds, the following I still yelled for everyone to hear
I think I'm in love
>>8715119
Sinnoh is absolutely terrible, man.
>>8715366
Might be able to see better without the mask, dude.
Right outside the park thing, next to the center.
>>8715519
Nope, nope, no.
>Fucking run.
>>8715677
>Run to the park.
Help there's a giant crystal robot trying to touch my butt.
...Alola is weird.
>>8715738
>N: Stop being a fiddler for a bit
.... You mean Necrozma? I didn't realize he expanded his horizons into the realm of butt groping. I'm certain he'll stop on his own, but if you wish I can ask him to do so?
>>8714892
I guess i have not. I just do not have the motivation at all....
>>8715826
Any idea why?
>>8715738
Yep. Welcome to Alola, everything is really weird, and occasionally is trying to kill you.
Or trying to grab your ass, apparently.
>>8715214
"Don't need to be so hostile man. Just not my favorite place. Simple."
>>8715366
"Seems unpleasant. Stay safe nerd."
>>8715641
"I'm not shy. I just keep to myself."
>>8715677
"Couldn't be more true."
>>8715821
Please ask the butt touching rock to stop.
>>8715910
I don't think my butt's that good. Anyway here's your Sneasel.
>Hand Premier Ball.
>>8715949
I am not a nerd! I have a UB!
At least until I sell it off to Catalyst or something.
>>8715949
hostile
what
dude
dude how
>>8715900
Noooope. I do not like to lose i guess...
>munch
>munch
>>8716120
>grab the chips from him
Fattening yourself up and not training will just lead to more losing you know.
>>8716080
>ATTEMPT TO FINGER CHEST HOLE
>>8715646
y-you are?
>clover blushes
that's good
>>8715949
alright, well we are in orre if you want to know, and she is safe
it's she will be relieved when she finds this out
>>8716000
And artists think everything they do is the worst thing ever.
Thanks man, gettin one of these over here is a huuuge pain in the ass apparently.
>Hand over 80 Gs
>Plus a tip of 2 G cause why not that's some pretty good service.
>Pocket the ball
>>8716172
Hello?
>>8716231
>>8716143
Hey! i was eating those....
I did not gain THAT much weight....
>a bit embarrassed
>>8716240
You gained enough that I noticed and it's only been a few days since that battle.
>>8716155
>Dubsfail
>Finger is stuck in Dave's chest now
dude
y
is today surprise fingering day
>>8716261
yeah i barely left the couch.
I have ebeen feelingsad for some reason too. No reason i can think of either.
I mean i could go battle but why? I think i will just lose...
>>8716263
>LOAD UP DAVE.ZMA
yes
it is
its like im knotting you but
with my goddamn finger
come on lets find the next gym
>NECROZMA JOINED YOUR TEAM?
>>8716155
>>8716263
>>8716365
Ahahahaohwow
Have fun with that.
>>8716225
Pleasure doing business with you. Now I need to find a tailor and a pokemon that can teleport me.
Call me if you need me!
>Run off.
>>8716357
>fox hug happen
If you've been feeling sad you should have told me hon and like I told you before you can't win every battle, even champions lose.
>>8716000
"Oh. Sorry. It's just it's seems to be a common praise here."
>>8716080
"The way you reacted to me disliking sinnoh. That seemed a little hostile."
>>8716185
"Oh thank god. I'd hate seeing her hurt in anywa- uh. I hope she is well."
>>8716185
>Increasingly flustered squawking
IT IS?
I THINK I'M BECOMING SOFT
Hello again all. How are you all faring?
>>8716424
dude
did you steal tobias' drug stash
i said sinnoh sucks
>>8716396
hey sb
how do i get un-knotted
>>8716365
ara ara
thats lewd necrozma chan
carry me bb
>Sit on his hand because I honestly can't figure out how Dave is gonna walk around with a finger stuck in his chest
>Curse you and your dubsfails
>>8716357
she is safe, so you don't have to worry
>>8716496
well, maybe you are just like that with the someone you love
>blushes a bit more
you're not becoming soft, max
>gets inches closer to max
love isn't something bad
>>8716588
Hello??
Yes???
Don't know you??
What is??
>Sniff the computer screen like a smart doggo
>>8716597
okay i mean
if you want
this is gonna be weird
>attempt to find wherever the fuck
>>8716588
I AM WELL
THERE ARE NO BAGS TODAY
HOW ARE PEW?
>>8716409
Yeah, you too.
Good luck with that, good tailors ain't easy to come by. Well, at least not around here.
Aaalright.
>Go figure out what your next team members should be
>>8716597
Wriggle the finger until it pops out.
Next time use more lube.
>>8716588
I thought you failed at rebuilding yourself. Well, hello again.
>>8716647
I am Deoxys. Guardian of Hoenn.
...Ironically a bad guardian being that my presence kills humans.
>>8716678
I am well. You?
>>8716736
The core that lies in my chest is the most important portion of me. If that is broken I am as good as dead.
Otherwise I am capable of rebuilding myself with proteins.
>>8716357
But i need to!
>hug back
I would just like to not feel sad i guess.
>>8716677
dude
ive been finger knotted
were at some high levels of weird
might as well fucking
see how weird shit can get
at least like
until fucking arceus says its too much
>dubsfail
>fucking rip
>dave.zma apparently has his inability to directions
>inb4 someone says you're scripting
so uh
random ass forest
sweet
wheres big foot
i have a shitty camera just for him
i mean its like
potato powered and everything
>>8716736
but sb
it was a surprise
should i just like
walk around pre lubed all the time or something
is that what you do man
pretty sure thats what siebold does
>>8716761
GOOD
THERES NO BAG ACTIVITY
I BELIEVE THEY MAY BE PREPPING THEIR NEXT ATTACK
HOW ARE YOU?
>>8716610
FORMER TRAINER HAD BAD LUCK WITH LOVE
He may also have robbed one or two girlfriends before he left Alola.
BUT HE'S GONE NOW
>>8716761
Hello??
Yes??
Don't know what a Deoxys is??
Kill humans???
Thats bad!!
Why kill humans??
>>8716802
yeah dude
this is the best dude
dude
forests are awesome as fuck
uh
fucking hell
hold on
>roll to not be lost
(I really don't know what to do with Deoxys. If anyone has any ideas or if I should have him bother random pokes feel free to tell me OOC idk.)
(Oh yeah. Btw. How to bypass Deoxys' death aura is a full body suit. Hence why Ruby didn't die to him in the Delta episode. That and them being in space.)
(Breathing the air around him/coming into contact with him is what kills.)
>>8716834
Do you need me to help you? As long as there are not too many humans around I can help.
>>8716853
I am composed of nucleic acids. Which in turn are made out of sugar, phosphates and... a nitrogen base?
I think?
>>8716849
Okay...
You are not like him, you are different
I've never met him but i'm sure you are good
>hugs the birb
You are nice, max i know you are
>>8716802
No I don't, but I thought you did. Guess nobody can be that gay except Siebold.
Either way Necrozma's Fingerbang Adventures part two is getting real interesting.
Why yes, I did wire up a stream off Necrozma's eyes recently.
>>8716761
Guess you didn't have much luck with the raw material.
>>8716794
I know you feel like you need to but unless our lives are in danger losing once in a while is nothing to feel bad about, if anything it should be humbling and make you strive to be better.
Now c'mon we're gonna go out back and spar.
>>8716957
>search for the dorite
>>8716856
yeah dude
forests
i love me some bushes
so uh
hows this scenic route coming along
we gonna go like
pick flowers or some shit
>>8716957
dude no
thats a waste of lube
im in dry streak hell
so fucking
tfw
uh
yknow
i dont think i wanna know about fingerbang adventures part one
>>8717045
No! No!
Off limits!
>>8717058
wait i got it
were south of fortree
i think if uh
i go through here
well be at the gym
maybe
>roll for if hes not lost
>>8717045
>supply the strange creature with 1 boulder of diorite
>>8717045
Hey.
Hey.
Those are my dorites.
How can I have a good old south Orre party without dorites and tequila.
Oh wait I already drank all the tequila.
>>8717058
You don't want to know, indeed.
>>8716934
>Most of this goes over the doggo's head - he cocks his head at the computer
Sugar???
Are made of sugar???
Is a tasty Pokemon??
>>8717067
>>8717121
>>8717123
...
>attempt to steal dorites
>emergency exit activates
>>8716934
BAGS ARE ENTWINED WITH HUMAN SOCIETY
I THINK BAGS MAY SECRETLY CONTROL HUMANS
EVERY HUMAN HAS ONE
>>8717182
>Supply strange Wimpod with Doritos.
>>8717008
but that means i have to get up!
>>8716939
>Internal squawking
>Angery : 0%
>Flustering : 100%
>Immobilized by the sudden hugging
SQUAA?
>>8717230
Exactly now come ooon.
>>8717263
>rolls off the couch
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
>>8716957
Nope.
>>8717169
No. No.
I- ... I would not taste good.
>>8717207
I see... Are we teaming up against humans or bags?
>>8717228
>happy seadoggo noises
>isopod is awaiting orders
>>8717123
k
im just gonna inb4 every now
inb4 someone just fucking
sends it to me anyway
>>8717120
oh sweet
the gym
alright
is bird bitch even here
>>8717314
idk dude
lets make a cool entrance
>roll to blast the doors open
>>8717309
Continue as you are. Observe Catalyst for me and there will be more Doritos.
>Drop another bag for the isopod and leave.
>>8717300
Are sure???
Sugar is sweet??
Deoxys made of sugar??
So Deoxys sweet?
How Deoxys not be sweet if made of sugar??
>>8717381
>munch dorites
>go sneak around radio station
>>8717300
JUST BAGS.
AND THE RED DOTS.
MAYBE MIRRORS.
IF HUMANS HAVE TO GO TO GET RID OF THEM THEN SO BE IT.
NO SACRIFICE, NO VICTORY.
>>8717182
...
...You don't want this? ...Eh.
>Miner Urist: haul the diorite boulder away.
>Or, well, have your Golurk haul it away.
>>8717255
well, you said you loved my right
well...
>she blushes more
>the hug thightens
...
...
>she looks at max face to face
>and smiles shyly
>>8717516
>a man walks past carrying a bag
>he isn't doing anything but walking past, however that bag is open in the dirrection of Nebby
>>8717280
That's the spirit
>she heads out back
You get the first attack.
>>8717344
holy shit
rad af
best fucking entrance ever
man if were gonna be a team you gotta
have
one of these
>Stick aviators on Necrozma
>Gotta wait a bit because SB is still setting up her team
high five dude
>>8717461
Trust me it is a bad idea.
>>8717516
I suppose I will... Destroy a bag factory?
>Dumb alien: Do that.
>>8717499
OUT! NOW!
>Ruffles [L28] uses Rock Throw!
>>8717589
Really?
well you know...
>drought fireblast
>>8717613
But why??
>>8717499
BWAAR!!
I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
INTRUDER!!
IDENTIFY SELF!!
>Anomalesia used Sword's Dance
>>8717621
>she dodges it easily
Come on I know you can do better than that
>Hyper Voice
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales: 82-97 (27.1 - 32.1%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
>>8717593
hell
yes
hell fucking
yes
awesome
>feel free to use nec on your team
>or dont idc
>high five the dave
Hail ye wretches! How doth this ensorcerous device be? Hail? I seek the black-hearted wyrm, the beast most foul!
What be a robot? Is this "Street Signs" your lord? Answer me thus glowing fiend!
>>8717655
>she messes up the yell and hurts herself
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 103-123 (35 - 41.8%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>8712452
I cannot in good conscience not vote for myself, given the alternative. I will not hand our city over to Plasma, Catalyst, whatever they're calling themselves these days.
>>8717687
Hugo, correct? Could I have a moment?
>>8717699
>>8717699
>Hugo plays dumb.
I can spare a moment from my packed schedule. What's the issue?
>>8717656
high five
habben
dude dude look
shes fucking roosting
got a nest and everything
caw caw
>I might man
>Depends on the gym
>Winona is probs gonna get one mon swept by Krookodile
>Gotta remember to actually leave the showdown links for this shit
>Rip me and my trashy ass memory
>>8717655
I thought you were training!
>fireblast
>>8717745
You want Catalyst taken out, yes? I am a man that can help with that.
If you'd rather say no then I can always move forward without you.
>>8717803
>she narrowly avoids the hot flames
I have been!
>hyper voice
>>8717613
YES!
GOOD!
PEW AND I SHALL TAKE DOWN THE BAG TYRANNY!
>>8717562
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Nebby attempts to rend the bag with a swipe of his paw
>>8717544
>Dubs confirm, Max has found love
>Hug back, still mesmerized
>>8717748
(Well, come watch guys )
(Or not)
(It's up to you)
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7customgame-561000462
>>8717855
>55
>Hugo reacts... poorly.
I don't care if criminals fight criminals, but I can't offer you anything.
It's a public image liability, I'm sure you understand. I can't engage in the same... vigilantism I'm about to drop the hammer on my predecessor for.
>Fucking dubsfails.
>>8718199
Have it your way. You will be added to the other list.
Good day.
>>8717668
Wat
>>8717668
...I would suggest not going after such beasts, or at least, not to regard them with such a tone. Dragon-types are fierce, noble creatures, and don't take kindly to such words.
>>8717908
gym badge
get
yes
>high five the davecrozma
>i finally remember something yay me
>maybe I can stop forgetting what food I'm allergic to
>roll for it
>>8717857
>roll out of the way
>fireblast
>>8717888
>she blushes because of the hug
>clover is also in love, but she's doesn't know what to say
>she just stay hugging happily
...
>she is the happiest she ever was in her life
>>8718386
>the fireblast hits her square and she's KO'd
>Zorro gains 2302 exp
>>8718393
Dude how many darkrais are you on right now.
>>8718309
(I'll figure something out. Or I'll drop it like I do all my antags.)
>Off to work.
>>8718486
oh woops!
>give revive
>>8718546
>she slowly gets up
That was a nice hit hon, feel any better after getting the blood pumping?
>>8718519
As if five count or perhaps once more, yon knave!
(You don't have to interpret dubsfails as anything if you aren't actually rolling for something.)
(This is a reminder for everyone, by the way. )
>>8718393
...
Well, have fun getting eaten by a Hydreigon. I'm not stopping ye.
>>8718617
hmmmm....
Maybe a little bit.
>>8718226
>Scowl.
>Reconsider.
Hmm...
>>8712452
>Hugo: currently getting fucking clobbered (Thread total: 10 Ruse Fox, 1 [+5 fraudulent] Munchlax Impersonator )
>>8718646
Ha! Let the beast try and thusly choke upon mine sheath!
>>8718633
Go home torbjorn, you're high as fuck.
>>8718748
Alright, let's go again but I'll go first this time.
>Hyper voice
>>8718772
(There are a lot more than 10 for rusefox dude.)
>>8718794
huh whoa-
ooof!
okay then
>drought
>fireblast
>>8718822
>crit
252 SpA Charcoal Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon in Sun on a critical hit: 282-333 (95.9 - 113.2%) -- 75% chance to OHKO
>need an 8 or 9 to stay up
>>8718802
( I only counted replies to OP this thread. It's still an unmitigated blowout, even after someone doing a fraud in Hugo's favor. )
>>8718843
>>8718822
>KO'd again, same exp gain.
>>8718784
Nay! Torbjorn was mine sire! I am the gallowglass called Roth!
>>8718773
Yeah, yeah. Look, unless ye're a Fairy-type or have a bunch of fairies on your team, ye're going to get your arse eaten.
>>8718912
hello sord
>>8718912
Are you feeling well?
>>8718912
Oh.
Tell Torbjorn he's pretty cool I guess.
>>8718843
>>8718901
Woops!
>revived applied
I guess that was a pretty good hit huh?
>Sleep on a snowy mountain somewhere
>>8718919
You dare question the valor of Clan Ira?
>>8718930
Hail!
>>8718946
Mine sire was smelted, and mine dam besides. So nay. Very very nay.
>>8718955
My lord is shattered. Not metaphorically. Dark beast called Charizard X. Smelted him as though he be a horseshoe of low quality.
>>8718975
Yeah that was great! Wanna go again?
>>8712452
Crazy as it is, I'm voting for the Zoroark.
They may not be politically experienced, but their agenda's not going to throw Unova into a revolt again.
>>8719014
I see.
Do you wish to come with my friends and I?
>>8719020
I do not know.... I am getting pretty hungry.
Where did all of this energy come from?
>>8718912
...
Well, that's something ye don't see every day here. I mean, I'm sure your kind are more common up in Kalos, but...
>>8719014
...I do not question your valor. I question your type matchup. ...Especially against a Fire-type... I would suggest a Ground-type or Water-type myself.
...Suddenly a mental image of my own Golurk wielding a sapient sword. ...This is something I would very much like to see with my own eyes before I die.
>>8719080
How can you be hungry when you've been eating chips all day?
Also what energy?
>>8719115
I am super hungry! i mean you have a ton of energy. What is your secret?
>>8719077
What be your policy on dragons?
>>8719095
THAT IS... actually a valid point, maybe I should start with a goomy or something.
>>8719173
They... be... annoying? Deserve...eth a slay?
>>8719167
Must be from all the training though I still don't know how you're hungry if you've been eating all day and watching tv.
>>8719228
Yeah good point.... why am i hungry right now?
>>8719188
I DUB THEE SHIELD-KIN TO CLAN IRA. Lead on, strange glowing mushroom fae!
>>8718982
>Sniffers
>>8719254
I dunno, maybe you've got some sort of sickness?
>>8718402
She is face to beak with max
M-max, you i want to say this...
You said you were in love
Well...
>blushing even more
Me too...
>she embarrassedly covers her face
>>8719255
...Okay.
>Grab cloth hand.
>Look for wherever Claus is.
>>8719278
Sickness? What kind of sickness makes you hungry?
>>8719297
>Claus: be in your natural habitat
>A bush.
>Miaouâ„¢
>>8718402
>>8719296
SQUAAAAAAYES
>Boop face with beak
>CAREFULLY
>>8719326
Depression? I'm not a doctor but we can go see one and find out for sure.
>>8719297
>sord: be pulled
>>8719333
Hail greymalken!
>>8719333
I think we have a new friend? Are you stuck...?
>>8719388
Have you ever been on a ship?
>>8719350
What? me? I am not sick! I do not get sick.
>>8719388
Hello..sword.
>>8719412
Cool, uhhh, maybe a little.
>Rustling: habben
yes.
yes, very much so.
>>8719421
Oh come on the pokemon center isn't that bad.
>>8719412
Yay, when I sailed 'cross the river Clyde with mine father to battle 'gainst the false Thane Seward!
>>8719460
I am Roth af Ira, son of Torbjorn af Ira! Douth thou wish thine floral prison slain?
>>8719460
I can h-
>>8719488
Well, okay. Would you mind helping my friend? The bush is allied with the dragons.
>>8719346
>booped
Max...
>She smiles
>she kisses max's beak
I'm so happy
>>8719469
>shudders
But it is!
>>8719528
I'll be with you to make sure nothing bad happens don't worry.
>>8719528
It may suck
But it's better than being dead
Or worse, turning into a munchlax
I'll go with if that helps any
>>8719509
WHAT?
>Slash on the bush
>Slash on all the berries
>Make the nearby saplings watch
>>8719488
Nice to meetcha, Roth.
Yyyes? Yes.
>>8719554
>>8719564
Well yeah that actually would help.... Only if it makes you guys not worry!
>>8719580
Thank you.
>>8719582
Are you feeling well?
>>8719047
Well, well, look who's back in town. Thomas Thorpe.
I have a warrant here for your arrest, Mr. Thorpe, for obstruction of justice and aiding known fugitives.
You aren't going to go fugitive on me, are you?
Going to run to your little friends across the bay?
Or are you going to be the man of honor you tell people you are and surrender peacefully?
>>8719625
(DRINK)
>>8719597
>She smiles
It's settled then, off to the pokemon center.
>>8719625
...
...That doesn't seem right.
>>8719580
>Catte: be free of your plant prison
>Flopâ„¢
thank you.
>>8719616
Yeah, I'm feline fine.
>>8719513
>Kiss received
>Max has definitely bested his former trainer
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
>>8719690
It doesn't seem right to be either, friend.
Still, I'd rather sort out whatever this is.
>>8719625
>>8719634
Fine. I'll turn myself in at IP headquarters, and get this charade over with.
>>8719764
(DRINK)
>>8719634
>>8719625
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.
Seb, we need to be live, now! Kill whatever song's on!
>>8719698
That's great.
>>8719764
>>8719772
Thank you for your help.
Ah...
>Hug hopefully sheathed sword.
>>8719789
>>8719634
>>8719625
>Zeta dutifully has the current song fade out (He's the one who mans the station during midnight hours, after all) and hands the mic over to John.
>>8719660
I'll come with
Might wake up Frankie too
Im worried about him
Unfortunately due to a number of laws, Pokemon lack the legally recognized enfranchisement across a number of regions.
However I do believe Zoroark would be a strong leader and that's not just because of the typing advantage. The world needs more voices who rise to the occasion for those that cannot.
>>8719744
Hah. I'll send someone to make sure you don't get lost.
>>8719625
>>8719789
>Get the news from Hal
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>8719831
Haha! Thine affection be well received! Rest assured fair maiden, our fires united we shalt bring succor!
>>8719764
Weeell I'm pretty sure we have drinks on the ship, so.. yeah!
>>8719831
Yep.
>Furball: watch the ayy hug a sword
>>8719939
>Zeta: silently motion to mic. Both Streambro and John have the floor.
>>8719995
Good evening, Unova, this is John with some breaking news.
The current police chief of Castelia has issued a warrant for Tom Thorpe's arrest.
Please, remain calm. Stay in your homes, don't take matters into your own hands.
Thorpe seems to be turning himself in, he wants the system to vindicate him, and I'm confident that he'll make bail and be acquitted.
Again, Hugo Gunderson has just acted on a warrant for Thorpe's arrest. Stay calm. Don't riot. We'll keep you posted as we get info.
>>8719966
...Maiden?
>Grab the sord cloth hand.
Come, I'll show you our ship I suppose...
>>8719967
Come, come.
>Grab Claus as well.
>Teleport to ship.
>>8719733
>blushing
>she giggles a bit
You did enjoy that a lot
I'm glad
>>8719967
FANTASTIC!
>>8720024
Aha! A boat you say? Be it a garrack? A galley?
>>8719995
>>8720020
>Get the mic
As you can see, Hugo Gunderson can't be trusted with the Mayor of Castelia position, nevetherless as Police Chief. The ballots are soon to close and if you have not done your part yet, this is the time we need you to take action the most. Vote for Zoroark, vote for freedom and justice.
>>8720024
>Cat: grabbed
>Meow.
>>8720075
Uhhh.. it's not like, a water ship.
>>8720075
>Nope.
>It's a space ship.
>There are several colorful consoles with star trek style doors that go to a small bedroom, an entertainment room, a few locked rooms and other things that come up as we need them.
Um. A space ship?
>>8720171
Has Clint been sleeping this whole time?
-Theta, not using up images
>>8719902
Thank you for your support. I hope to see you in the polling place at some point in the future.
>>8720171
...Be it drydocked?
>>8720236
I-
What.
>The sord looks at you with an expression that says "I cut a man in half when I was six weeks old and chased his family through Bernam Wood, but this shit is fucked"
>>8720236
>Has Clint been sleeping this whole time?
>surprise affectionate bite
good morning theta
>>8720144
>>8712452
...Hugo just gives me a bad feeling, anyways. Not sure exactly why, though.
But yeah, I'm voting for the fox.
>>8720236
Yyyeah, he has. That burger must'a needed some serious sleeping off.
>>8720300
Oh, there he is. Hi clint.
>>8720276
No it's..
...
>Go get the sword some scotch from the synthesizer before things get stabby
... what's going on.
>>8720367
nukes
run
>>8720367
Sneak fox is winning
>>8720322
hi claus
>>8720350
a new friend?
great
>happy toto noises
>>8720276
hello friend, i'm clint
what's your name?
>>8719265
>giving a fuck
>>8720417
>ray
>>8720144
>>8720020
Ring ring, gentlemen.
I'm outside IP headquarters now, and glad that Looker and company have their house more or less in order now.
No Pokeballs, no hidden shenanigans in my fake leg, nothing.
Don't panic. I'm sure this is a misunderstanding on a judge's part.
Catch you later.
>click
>Policefag walks in the doors, and puts his hands in the air.
>People are more than a little surprised.
>>8720462
>not me also fug u
>>8720462
>implying
>>8720462
>jiji
>>8720322
>sord: shove scotch down the sheath
>don't even try to savor it
>you just need to be REALLY drunk for this shit
>>8720350
....Be ye a witch?
>>8720409
Roth af Ira, Son of Torbjorn af Ira!
>even when seeing shit that might as well be eldritch horror for him, he still has the clan thing memorized. Impressive.
>>8720482
>still implying
Holy shit he did it.
The fucking madman actually did it.
I can see IP guys taking Thorpe in now, they look weirded the fuck out here.
>>8720512
Dude are they about to execute him?
>>8720401
I see dad is having fun with the election process. That is nice to hear. Is his competition taking the potential loss well?
>>8720391
Where exactly would I run? I suppose Zekrom could potentially get us far enough way, but I doubt we would have enough forewarning for such a thing.
>>8720480
What exactly is your arrest warrant for?
-N
>>8720512
Hugo is a slimy fuck and I can't wait for him to get destroyed in the ballots.
>>8720545
I hope he dies :^)
Calling it right now, Castelia Police will go on strike if anything happens to Thorpe.