/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Angery Diamond Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
1080p cam: https://youtu.be/ZIt0n2WVN_o [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Open]
With better audio: https://dl.sug.rocks/tmp/lion4.mp4
>Room for Ruby
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!DpAUkaAb!s_v1KG4O29Phex4mrF1RiFuTk8c_YnybRTRyxj5lrRI
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x19.mp4
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5eh9mg
Marebucks: https://marebucks.com/sun/121
>Issue 2 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
PDF: https://su-g.pw/cqshk
CBZ: https://su-g.pw/gab3t
[NEWS]
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Upcoming art book 'Art and Origins' available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Upcoming graphic novel 'Anti-Gravity' available for pre-order
http://ew.com/books/2017/02/10/steven-universe-anti-gravity/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
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Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
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>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
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[OFFICIAL SITES]
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[MISC]
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>Archived threads
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Dumb Diamond poster
>>8707520
WTF???
Hello ladies and babies. So we're getting physical volume 1 of the soundtrack in a couple months, how nice
Who here is looking forward to Diamondemption?
>>8707625
Unless it's a high quality vinyl then I don't give a shit. Probably just be a collection of the same shit on soundcloud put onto a CD though.
>>8707625
If it's all S1 shit that's already on soundcloud then I don't care. I want the stuff Aivitran has been to lazy to upload.
>>8707656
There will be no diamondemption. Blue is dying during childbirth in 9 months, just as Rose planned. 2 down, 2 to go.
How on Earth are three gems and a kid who is still learning how to use his powers going to defeat an entire empire?
>>8707596
They're early Rainbow Quartz concepts, found them by lurking on Katie Mitroff's Tumblr.
I'm kinda interested in whatever that is on the upper left. Amethyst is in her current regeneration and surrounded by Steven's cat fingers. Maybe early "Steven vs. Amethyst" concepts, or something we haven't seen yet?
>>8707713
The power of plot convenience.
>>8707703
I want to see their kid, I bet he would be cute as fuck
>>8707713
They won't, they'll have to use Greg as a smart weapon.
>>8707742
I want Greg to fuck one of every cut of gem.
>>8707742
haha le murdercock maymay is so funni xDDDDD
>>8707765
Get the fuck back to tumblr.
>>8707737
It is nice that they're finally making stuff worth buying, but I still really want a DVD that includes Sugar's commentary.
>>8707734
> their kid
Their thousand kids, you mean? Blue is 10 times larger than a human woman, she has 1000 more space in her belly. Not putting it to use would be a waste unfit for a homeworld ruler.
>>8707625
shiet really? About time.
the music has always been the best part of the show even now
Butwhatif
>>8707819
It's just not the same with that many children. Greg, and two hybrid children make a cozy, loving family.
>>8707847
Itwon't
>>8707713
Well so far, the current army is:
>Steven
>Garnet
>Amethyst
>Pearl
>Peridot
>Lapis
>Connie
>Lion
>any of their resulting fusions
>any weapons they have stored
With presumably:
>Jasper
>Bismuth
>Every corrupted gem (somewhere from 80-100+)
>the Zoo Quartz
>possibly the Zoomans and any other human willing to fight
>the Cluster
waiting to be added. On Homeworld's side, there's:
>3 Diamonds
>however many soldiers are available (presumably somewhere in the thousands)
>however many non-combat gems there are (could range from several thousands to even millions)
>current Homeworld technology
Fusion is probably ace in the hole. Fusions in general are much larger, more resilient, and more powerful than most gems. Opal could probably take down a whole battalion of soldiers using just one charged up shot of her arrow. With hundreds of gems with unknown powers and possibilities when they fuse, they can stomp any force that goes against them.
Homeworld has the sheer power of the Diamonds, the corruption song, and current tech up their sleeve. Can a gem destabilizer work on any fusion, even huge ones like Alexandrite or the temple fusion? What other technology can they utilize? If they sing the corruption song, will Steven, Connie, and all the other humans stand a chance on their own? Also, while we haven't seen the diamonds fight on screen, presumably they're more powerful than every other gem we've seen.
I hope you're all having a great day
>>8707889
You forgot to add Blue Diamond to our side my dude
>>8707910
I hope one day you disingenuous faggots shut up.
>>8707827
Yep, due June 2nd
>>8707910
Thanks! You too!
>>8707910
Thanks, enjoy your day, too.
>>8707889
> intergalactic empire has an active army of thousands and civil population of millions
Hello? You do realise USA alone has about a million soldiers and 300 million total population, and that's one country on one planet (not even the one with the highest numbers).
>>8707625
>call it soundtrack
>it will be mostly singed songs and no BGM
Kill me
>>8707889
>however many soldiers are available (presumably somewhere in the thousands)
Would probably millions, this is an age-old civilization that has been space conquering for ages
>however many non-combat gems there are (could range from several thousands to even millions)
Billions even.
>>8707945
Homeworld tech trumps human tech.
>>8707966
Shut up and give Rebecca your shekels already
the new Star vs guidebook was up for sale soon after the season finale. I suspect an announcement for the next Steven bomb at the end of april, after the AT story arc
>>8707981
> Homeworld tech trumps human tech
My point wasn't comparing the military strength of usa and homeworld. I merely pointed out how unbelievably low the numbers that anon gave are. If one country has population in hundreds of millions, it's unreasonable to expect the entire gem empire to have "millions".
>>8708006
>that gem at the end of the AT Bomb promo
THEY KNOW
>>8708013
True, that wouldn't make too much sense for the gem homeworld to have that little of a population
So essentially all we need to do to win, is ensure Greg and Steven land on Homeworld safe?
Man I really didnt feel like coloring the past few days but I finally got to finishing this request.
>>8708059
Ohh my goodness
>>8707945
Yeah, I kinda underestimated a lot. Although, I think the limited nature and long process by which gems are made, along with Homeworld apparently seeming shatter-happy and them being low on resources, means the army isn't as wildly high. Much more than I wrote, but I feel like there's probably less than a billion gems in existence, possibly even less than half or a quarter of a billion.
>>8708059
Also colored this last night for no reason.
>>8708073
The crook of Jasper's arm is wrong color,
>>8708089
her left hand is the colored one though isnt it?
Leica or Hasselblad?
>>8708153
On the arm she's honking her butt with, the interior of her arm should be tan colored not orange colored
>>8708089
oops thanks for pointing that out
>>8708072
>the limited nature and long process by which gems are made
Well, they also don't age or die of natural reasons, you don't need to keep producing them unless you expand or actively lose gems in combat.
> Homeworld apparently seeming shatter-happy
Eh, we don't have much evidence of that. The crystal gems, Garnet especially, are clearly biased.
> and them being low on resources
Might be somewhat debatable? I remember Peridot talking about not being made properly due to "resource crysis on Homeworld", but the "Homeworld" here can mean the one home planet where the gemkind started, not necessarily the whole empire. The very first planet should obviously be exhausted by millenia of mining, but maybe the colony worlds can still produce gen-1 level gems.
I'm a bit confused by the resource crysis in general, too. Gems have absolutely no needs to speak of and don't need to replace the aging generations. What the fuck do they even need resources for? To make new gems and expand? In that case the planet they are expanding to would provide the new resources anyway.
Really makes me thirsty for lore stuff, sigh.
>>8708215
That's not what I meant lol
Look at the empty space that her elbow forms
anything been revealed/leaked today? Or are we actually talking about the show for once
>>8708006
this
>>8708235
SU is finally getting an official soundtrack.thats the news.
>>8708234
rip there were two mistakes lol
>>8708268
There we go
>>8708035
it weirded me out that they didnt put the title of the episode in the final drawing
like is the title a spoiler or wtf
>>8708305
Haven't they put question marks for titles in past SU Bomb promos?
>>8708305
>it weirded me out that they didnt put the title of the episode in the final drawing
Because it's not an episode. The previous AT miniseries both had identicaly styled promos that had textless drawings on the last days, and those were just reruns.
In case you don't know, the gem on the last picture belongs to an existing AT character who has a big role in the miniseries.
In case you are baiting, fuck off.
>>8708305
That's just flame princess
>>8708364
so what is it, the crown?
>>8708459
> so what is it, the crown?
Flame Princess.
Would the Doctor do anything about the gems?
I'm going to have to take a break from sug, whilst I get my laptop repaired. Stay safe lads, I enjoy posting with you.
Hello everyone. How are you doing?
>>8708606
I'm doing alright. I'm a bit bored right now.
>>8707713
Talk no jutsu.
>>8708624
That's a shame, what do you do for fun?
>>8708305
Wait, they're doing bomb-style episode launches now?
Is this new, or has this happened on oyher non-SU shows before?
>>8708646
Play video games, reading, drawing, listen to music. May not sound terribly exciting, but I enjoy it.
who drew this I don't know why
>>8708653
> they're doing bomb-style episode launches now?
Not really, this is only the third and the last (according to the crew) AT miniseries. They will keep airing the rest of the episodes regularly (or as regularly as CN allows anyway).
>>8708267
Rebecca has been pushing for this for ages, happy for her
>>8708606
I'm doing well.
More Malacute NOW
Who here owns funz?
I do. Based FAL is the best gun I ever had
>>8708606
im drunk in the middle of the day and about to spend around 300$ on ingredients and supplies for a stupid project from school, they're under the impression we're all rich
>>8708742
This fusion contains the best gem.
>>8708594
RIP in peace, we need more preg gems
>>8708688
Her name is on the bottom. But tumblr nuked her old work.
>>8708667
I like those things too! Favorite game?
>>8708697
>this is only the third and the last (according to the crew) AT miniseries.
source?
>>8708718
Thats good! Doing anything fun?
>>8708800
As does this one
>>8708750
I see, hopefully its worth it.
>>8708890
That's a hard question to answer, I like a lot of games, I really like playing Rpg games.
>>8708905
Nah, not at the moment.
Ayy
>>8708965
Is that new?
Gems should sit on the beach with some cat they found
Why is she so perfect?
>>8708995
Yep. I'm trying to get new ones
>>8709014
*hisses*
>>8708945
I see, my favorite is fable 2. What's your favorite song then?
>>8709015
>Literally the most obsessed about character because of her flaws, failures and insecurities
What's that thing Greg always says about pork chops?
>>8708951
Ok, are you going to be doing anything fun?
>>8707520
Kek that Greg at the bottom right would make a great reaction image
>>8709015
She's my favorite, but perfection is a very strong word for a character, she has made mistakes. But that just makes her character more interesting.
>>8709070
If every pork chop were perfect, it wouldn't matter because we'd delude ourselves into thinking they're perfect regardless.
>>8709070
every character other than Garnet and Peridot has interesting flaws, failures, and insecurities
>>8709017
Me too, I want to have more variety in these threads.
>>8709056
Fable 2 is alright, I played through it multiple times.
It depends on the genre to be honest. I'm sorry I'm not being terribly good at answering your question, I just have a hard time choosing a single favorite. I tend to prefer Classic, rock, or video game music.
>>8709070
>A Scotsman and a Jew clashing
How cheap
>>8709144
Even Lapis?
Because most of the bad things that happen in her life are because she's unlucky, and her flaws are ignored by both Steven and the narrative.
>>8707520
>>8709121
>>8709165
If we base her race on her voice actress, Pearl is Asian.
Although a Scotsman and an Asian clashing isn't original, either.
>>8709201
>Basing the race on voice actress rather than nose, skin and intelligence
>>8709164
I understand! Favorites can be hard to choose, especially on such broad topics.
Fable 2 has a lot of replay value for me, due to the wide variety of play styles. I played through it to the point where there was nothing left to do or see.
I prefer electronic and classical music myself, but I won't say no to some rock!
>>8709177
Yeah perfection right there. Thanks for the crop out
>>8709226
>Basing the race on voice actress, nose, skin or intelligence rather than social position and history
Pearl is a proud independent negress
>>8709169
It's not very well written (like most things on this show) but her character itself is very flawed and interesting
>>8709237
Same here, I explored pretty much every option in Fable 2 too.
That's actually pretty good taste in music!
>inb4 the SU soundtrack spoils a future song because CN published it ahead of time
how mad would you be
>>8709284
Thank you! You have good taste as well.
Would the gems try and stop Steven, if he tried to de-gem himself and bring his mother back?
I think they would, Pearl would probably attack Steven to stop him from hurting himself.
>>8709311
>while diamonds theme
>the wrath of homeworld
>Peridot's sacrifice
>Lapis's betrayal
>Stevens sorrow
>>8709311
you'd know from the title alone, it's not like you can easily spoil yourself by accident by that. The question is how much people will talk about it
>>8709282
>>8709282
Maybe I should say "not very well executed" instead, I feel like SU is always introducing such interesting concepts and not doing anything with them. Like with Jasper and Lapis and Malachite, and the only aspect to Pearl's character that ever gets any focus is her obsession with Rose when there's so much more to her than that. They could be doing more with Garnet too.
>>8709311
Why would you get mad at spoilers when nothing exciting has happened for an entire season?
>>8709311
At least we'd have something to talk about.
Hello my fellow gemfags, how has been your day so far ? Blog me up a little.
>>8707649
that's a cute peridork
>>8709532
Jesus I botched this phrase.
>>8709145
>>8709017
I appreciate that.
>>8709596
Sorry.
When is Steven going to get a replacement mother?
>>8709532
It's been alright.Nothing exciting has happened today.
>>8709612
I like lapidot better than grasper
>>8709596
Don't see you complaining about fart fetish man or blob monster lapis or quartz milk or Jasper is best Gem
>>8709554
Mmph? Oh yes well I'm sure that's not really a sin.
>>8708709
Maybe it's a sign that the show's doing better than we thought. This and Save the Light, plus the art book and new episodes to come. Pretty neat.
What gem would Jesus be
>>8709672
>>8709662
you like shit better than slightly less awful shit
https://twitter.com/rebeccasugar/status/852246965895045121
OST confirmed to contain remastered tracks.
>>8709699
>>8709015
Because she is best gem
>>8709662
Why is that?
>>8709015
Because she is best gem. I love her so much!
>>8709666
Blob lapis is funny and good. And at least the rest of those have variety/arent multiple per thread. You can go on tumblr right now and get a thousand different pearl images, so up your game.
Jasper is best gem
>>8709807
Jasper is a retard.
>>8709662
Why not Perireg?
Or Lapireg?
>>8709837
*best gem
>>8709791
Alright can i post my 4000+ pearl pics then?
>>8709872
*retard
>>8709880
*superior gem
>>8709924
*defective retard
>>8709699
Eilat Stone derives its name from the city of Eilat where it was once mined, it is a green-blue inhomogeneous mixture of several secondary copper minerals including malachite, azurite, turquoise, pseudomalachite, chrysocolla. The Eilat stone is the National stone of Israel, and is also known as the King Solomon Stone.
>>8709928
*literally perfect gem
>>8709964
*literally retarded gem
>>8709973
*top-tier gem
>>8709998
*lowest tier retardation
>>8709699
He'd be a Lapis Lazuli.
Turning water into wine, walking on water, parting the red sea, being without sin.
It all just fits.
>>8710014
*grade-A gem
>>8710034
*grade-f gem
>>8710022
haha enjoy your (you)
>>8710042
Skinny is not flawless like Jasper but she is okay
>>8710034
>crayon
>Mfw I can't draw that good and I'm useing a computer
>>8710069
I believe in you! Ruki took a lot of figure drawing classes and practices a lot which is why she is so good
>>8710022
> parting the red sea
Alright, made me chuckle, have a (you).
>>8710064
Skinny is fine, Jasper is just retarded.
>>8710105
>>8710121
Jasper is best gem
jasper is nice.
>>8710137
She's retarded.
>>8710152
*best gem
>>8710165
*retarded
Hi you all may remember me from a few threads back when I challenged you drawfags to make slenderman SU related and now i have returned with a new challenge for you all make the favorite Character from you favorite video game a gem like with slenderman the time is unlimited
>pic related is the winner of the slenderman challenge
>>8710175
*first-rate gem
>>8710191
*last-rate gem
>>8709532
did someone exchange the hands on my clock? It feels more like it's 5:50 am than 10:25 pm
>>8710200
*premium gem
>>8710257
*copper gem
>>8710201
6:30 here
>>8710264
*Godly gem
>>8710296
*Weak gem
>>8710283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5DEWhultgE
>>8710310
*impeccable gem
>>8710341
*flimsy gem
>>8710269
I can't remember the last time I have been this tired from nothing this early. How are you?
>>8710352
*exquisite gem
>>8708800
Correct
>>8710375
*hideous gem
>>8710388
*deluxe gem
>>8708800
2 worst gems
>>8710402
*plain gem
>>8710413
*superb gem
There's more Jasper pics when wedgie drawings, so you're delaying your lose
Still, an autistic fight is better than blogposting or avatarfagging
>>8710022
Reminder that the Lapiven fusion is Jesus.
>>8710429
*normal gem
>>8710445
*five-star gem
>>8710463
*zero-star gem
I really really really love this gem!
>>8710477
*optimum gem
>>8710435
Praise!!!!
>>8710491
*worst gem
>>8710510
*phenomenal gem
https://youtu.be/_ycvuZAYzyg
>>8710531
*unpopular gem
>>8710545
*extraordinary gem
>>8710511
*corrected the spelling error
>>8710508
Zhe will save the Earth and cleanse it of all sinners.
>>8708059
holy shit thaaaaaaank you coloranon!
I really really really really really love this gem!!!
>>8710588
You really really really really really love shit.
>>8710560
*lame-o gem
>>8710569
naughty boy.
>>8710577
Why are there spikes on his arm?
I really really REAAALLY love this gem!!!!
>>8710608
*unrivaled gem
>>8710623
I really really REALLY think you have mentioned that.
I would give my life for this gem!!!!
>>8710612
Like a crab or rose thorns.
>>8710632
*beaten by garnet gem
>>8710623
You really really REAAALLY love shit.
>>8710651
could you be a dear and calm down a wee bit?
>>8710665
*exceptional gem
also you forgot your picture
>>8710533
What did Pearl, Lapis and Amethyst mean by this
>>8710610
Looks like Indexer finally got that lobotomy
Holy fucking shit how did I get the hands switched?
Where do you even get all these wedgie pictures
>>8710687
They wanted to teach the kids that it's okay to like different things
Not to forget Amethyst's masterpiece:
https://youtu.be/LmQIzSF1yb0
>>8710722
This is yours? Good job anon
>>8710722
I guess they tried to be consistent with the show
>>8710724
dedication
>>8709532
I just wasted 3 hours laying Crusader Kings. I'm incapable now.
There personalitys so far
>>8710817
Why???!!!! Is it upside down I didn't take it like thar
>>8710817
>there
>personalitys
>upside down
>phoneposter
>>8710817
why is that image on it's head
why did you take a photo of your screen
is that windows vista
>>8710808
Now, Connie. I'm sure you're not incapable.
>>8710784
Did you run out? How pathetic.
I really really really REALLY love this gem!!!!
>>8710858
none of it humiliates Jasper.
>>8710867
Fuck off
One of my students got really excited and wide-eyed all of a sudden, and started pointing at me, so I asked what was wrong.
"Ma'am, there's a spider in your hair!"
Well, obviously, I was a little surprised, but I knew them, and they weren't the type to lie, so I felt around until I found it and gently brushed it into my palm. It was just a little garden spider, so I shooed it onto the windowsill so it could find its way back outside. Hopefully it did.
How were your days, anons?
>>8710867
I'm starting to see where you got that name from.
>>8710842
>???!!!!
>thar
>taking a picture of a screen
Whos on YDs pokemon team??
>>8710877
spent most of the day with something that I could have done way quicker if I ever configured my tools right. If only I had the time and patience for this at the moment.
You're a teacher?
My apologies I am just really excited right now. Have a nice evening anons.
>>8710877
Are you Roseanon? How are you so sweet?
>>8710877
My Tablet pen broke.
>>8710869
>only 9 pictures of Jasper getting wedgied
Your spam game is weak.
>>8710928
What got you so excited in the first place?
>>8710877
>Ma'am
There are grills here?
>>8710949
Wait, there are folks with penises posting here?
>>8710966
There are people without penises posting here? Like what happened to your penis?
>>8710945
You make it sound as if there's many pictures of SU characters getting wedgied as it is.
>>8710945
I'd like to keep it that way all these retards posting disgusting pics of that this thread was going to die if that didn't stop fast thank bismuth they ran out of words to use
>>8710949
I'm castrated.
>>8710948
It's something related to work! I'm just very happy and I feel like spreading positivity.
>>8710991
You make it sound like you have autism.
>>8710966
What's a penis?
>>8710916
Yes!
Hopefully of Freshmen next year. And what exactly are you referring to, if you don't mind my asking?
>>8710936
I might've acted a little less nice if I'd found it because it was wriggling around, but I had forewarning and it was just sitting there, so it seemed like a bad message to show kids to kill something because it's gross and happened to be near me. If it was a brown recluse, which you can find from time to time here, I'd have smooshed it in a heartbeat. I'd be very upset if one of my kids was bitten by it.
>>8710941
Sorry to hear that, anon. Any intention to replace it?
>>8711028
t. autist who masturbates to wedgie fetish art
>>8711056
t. REALLY big autist.
>>8711072
t. autist who masturbates to wedgie fetish art
>>8711082
t. REALLY big autist
>All this Pearlposting
I have found my home
>>8711095
Whatever cuck.
>>8711044
Sweet. And sure! I'm writing code for a project in my phd studies, and I happen to know that my editor of choice could have automated good chunks of code writing I've done today.
>>8711095
Remember your here forever
>>8711095
Yes!
Is lyric poster here?
>>8711095
Your home is shit.
>>8710877
I went to out for pizza and to the park with my nieces today.
>>8711128
>I don't know if I would call it unrequited...
>More like nonexistant.
>>8711020
okay so that made me tear up a bit
>>8711020
Well that's great! And you're on the right track then, you've just gotta work a little on the execution.
>>8711153
kill yourself
What other shows do you watch while waiting for the hiatus to end /sug/?
>>8711153
Kill yourself
>>8711095
Fuck off
>>8711153
aww that sounds nice
I did some research, and appare tly the spider was a Bold Jumping Spider! They're kinda cute, actually.
>>8711121
Yeah, I can see how in a profession run by efficiency that'd feel bad. Tomorrow will be better though!
>>8711163
>>8711169
>>8711177
Shoo shoo
>>8711191
You first, rupphire pleb.
>>8711044
Yeah, I do plan on replacing it, but it's going to be a pain to do so.
>>8711134
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
He wasn't alone
You don't get to bring friends
They’re not my friends
Don't worry, no charge for them
Why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize
They work for the mercenary
The masked man
B-b-b-b-b-bane?
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in
The flight plan, the flight plan
I just filed with the Agency
Lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here
But only one of you
But only one of you
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
So who paid you
To grab Doctor Pavel?
He didn’t fly so good
Who wants to try next?
Tell me about Bane
Why does he wear the mask?
Lots of loyalty
For a hired gun
Or
Perhaps he's wondering
Why someone would shoot a man
Before throwing him out of a plane
At least you can talk
Who are you?
It doesn’t matter who we are
What matters is our plan
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask...
If I pull that off, will you die?
It would be extremely painful
You're a big guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy
For youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Was being caught part of your plan?
Of course
Dr. Pavel refused our offer
In favor of yours
We had to find out what he told you
Nothing!
I said nothing!
Well congratulations!
You got yourself caught!
Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Crashing this plane...
With no survivors
No! This can’t be happening!
I’m in charge here!
No, they expect
One of us in the wreckage, brother
Have we started the fire?
Yes, the fire rises
Calm down, Doctor. Now is not time for fear...that comes later
Calm down, Doctor. Now is not time for fear...that comes later
>>8711160
Thanks! And true, I realize I might have been a little annoying.
>>8711158
>>8710949
Roseanon is known for being a girl, remind us she's a girl and posting with a avatar
>>8711040
Oh right, you put all your smarts in your limb extenders.
Okay well you know how some humans look more like the Gems, like Connie?
And how some humans look less like the Gems, like Greg?
Well, over the period that organic life developed on this earth a large number of the organisms developed a method for reliably transferring information between generations without problems caused by clonal replication. They do this by splitting their cells into two then fusing with another member of the species at the cellular level. They have two types of special apparatus to allow this to happen- boys like Greg have a murdercock, and girls like Connie have a shame cave.
>>8711234
Thanks, I home so too, I really don't like having to replace things.
>American posting hours
>Thread becomes nothing but waifu spamming
Really makes you think.
>>8710877
Masturbated a lot
>>8711276
And blogposting
It really makes me sick to share a time zone with these fags.
huh, wrong link
>>8711188
Oh yes, jumping spiders are usually adorable.
And I'm glad I don't do programming for a living. I mean, using it as a tool for scientific research I enjoy. But I couldn't for example see myself working on a big project for end user software
>>8711276
>american posting hours
I want to disagree but I guess being here around midnight is not the default, just me having no life.
>>8711213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
Is this the greatest album of our time?
>>8711168
Right now...
>Bob's Burgers
>American Dad
>Archer
>Samurai Jack
>DB Super
>DBZ Kai
>Jojo
I watch reruns of Seinfeld a lot too.
I hate it when people say " my wafu is best cause blah blah blah" and they won't take it back even when there proved wrong and theres confirmed proof there wrong its opinion and I understand but seriously some of you all act like children when you argue about your favorite characters like five year olds i wish we could all get along
>>8711304
>blogposting
I'll take blogposting over waifu and ship wars any day.
>>8711239
I'm impressed. Every face in this comic is uniquely awful.
>>8711276
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>8711351
To be fair the Rose there doesn't look any worse than the "Rose" in 'Storm in the Room'
>>8711304
You think you got it bad?
I have to share a country with the blooplefag so I have to see him every time I can be on this thread.
>>8711368
The Rose here looks like SitR Rose if SitR Rose was a cancer patient whose hair hadn't fallen out yet.
>>8711168
Samurai Jack, Star vs Evil, Sailor Moon Crystal.
>>8711351
they're ok. but they feel like in betweens. the emotions they're trying to convey are well done but delivered partially
>>8711351
rose looks like she just wants to fucking die half the time
>>8711351
Aw they're cute though.
>>8711371
bloopleposter isn't all that bad.
>>8711334
Jasper is best gem cause blah blah blah
So, what did I miss?
>>8711418
I like the one where she just says "holy fuck she big"
>>8711449
You missed wedgie posting, blog posting, Jasper posting, Pearl posting and a discussion about the Diamonds.
>>8711334
it's civil now and you still bitch, die
>>8711449
Nothing worth remembering or repeating mainly just about a dozen stupid autistic wedge posts be thankful you missed it
>>8711449
A lot of traffic. Stay in the street longer next time you cross.
>>8711478
Oh, so did I miss anything new?
>>8711428
Jasper is a retard
>>8711469
found it!
>>8711334
>i hate when people like characters i hate.If i hate them they are objectively bad characters.why cant we get along and talk about what I like??
>>8711501
I was busy having dinner with my uncle.
>>8711502
Rebecca Sugar tweeted about how she hates Pearl and regrets ever creating such a character, but can't kill her off because the hordes of autists who she makes her living off of would stop watching the show.
Peridot was just an attempt to appease them, but now she's just created 2 monsters who she can't kill.
>>8711341
And I'll take shitposting about the show over talking about your day any time.
I wasn't too bad when blogposting was sporadically, now we have entire threads about talking about each other's live.
>>8711532
Funny
>>8711341
I'd rather not have it just be a choice between two different flavours of shit.
Witch gem should be president
>>8711532
Link?
>>8711532
Well, she did killed Jasper, but most of Jasperfags kept watching
>>8711572
Kill yourself
>>8711538
Shitposting about what?
Shitposting, well done and not overused, is great. In the midst of a content drought where all we get is the exact same posts twenty times a thread there's no point to it. It's just annoying and drowns out any actual conversation.
>>8711572
kill yourself
>>8711568
I forgive her since she hasn't memed her and is making Jasperdemptionseason6 a thing
*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
i have now saved the thread
>>8711610
*further ruined
>>8711591
guile theme yourself
>>8711538
I get your point, but I think it's just the natural progression of a general. Once everything has been talked about people start to wonder who they have been shitposting with all the time. It doesn't help that a show such as this attracts people that are not in their happiest stage of their lives, you know.
>>8711626
Cucks get wedgied.
>>8711565
>>8711560
Well I can't think of a third option.
Well I can, but you wouldn't like it.
>>8711418
>Implying Pearl wouldn't denounce Jasper as a running dog of the Homeworldist establishment and launch into her manifesto for Gem Liberation
>>8711660
YAER REBECCA LET IT ALL OUT
>>8711660
Follow Matt now.
>>8711418
>"le big XD" meme
kill yourself
>>8711660
Can't argue with that, objective proof right there.
>>8711660
Then why do you keep drawing her as your self insert and a channel to let out your insecurities and frustations Becky?! Does she hate herself?
>>8711701
I fucking hated that being spammed over SOS kek, why the fuck was jaspearl so huge that summer
>>8711562
Only amethyst and Steven are legal.
>>8711684
Same.
>>8711719
because it's shit
>>8711627
dork.
>>8711719
Just so you know we haven't left. We're like a sleeping lion who can wake up at any moment.
>>8711728
All of the gems were around in the US long before it became a country, they're grandfathered in by a long shot.
>>8711746
Whatever retard.
>>8711746
Nobody said you left, you stupid fucking cuck.
I want to touch pearls feet
>>8711689
No.
>>8711746
You made me hate your ship nearly to lapidot levels, good job
>>8711746
dead ship deader than shit
>>8707482
>Angery Diamond Edition
sure, why not
and there's nothing you can do about it
>>8711844
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>>8711844
Whatever retard.
Are there even any Garnetfags?
>>8711855
The lapearl one is in COLOR!
>>8711855
>even the crew knows it's shit
>>8711874
I can't imagine why there would be.
Oh, is a shipping war starting?
>>8711898
No cuck, go away.
>>8711874
They all died after Love Letters.
>>8711898
Kill yourself
>>8711714
confirmed
what if lapis was really upset at the lack of decent porn of unsounded and gunnerkrigg court
>>8711672
Lamar had that and this and another Jaspearl comic in his Tumblr likes, so he must be the Jaspearl shipper of the crewniverse. It could also hint at Pearl having belonged to Pink Diamond.
>>8711948
What if Lapis started circling Empire City and sniping blacks?
>>8711898
If there is one thing I like about SU and /sug/ is that there're no shipping wars.
>>8711898
Looks like Becky is ending it.
>>8711956
just kill yourself
>>8711956
>Lamar
Ha!
>>8711962
Shatter Lapiss for hate crimes and first degree murder
here's your special delivery!
>>8711956
There's also this.
>>8712015
Stop stealing the Sapphires and putting them in a run-down sack for profit.
>>8712014
t. nigger
>>8712015
but how big is her dick?
I won't accept her if her cock is less than 12 inches long.
>>8711968
Milky quartz confirmed canon
>>8712023
just kill yourself
>>8712015
And here's yours
>>8712023
Retard
>>8711973
I was just presenting a fun fact, the comic pic related is from was the other one
>>8711983
Do you not like Lamar?
>>8712023
>tumbler
Older people trying to use the internet never fails to amuse
>>8712045
just kill yourself
>>8711991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ8oxTnsLbo
>>8711968
CANON
>>8712023
DeeDee has liked multiple Lapearl tweets, has actually reenacted a Lapearl pic with Jennifer, and is best friends with Jennifer. Obviously this means that Lapearl is canon.
>>8712023
>someone directly tweets at her some AU art
>she responds like normal just like she does for others
>thinks this means fucking anything
>>8712092
And she even talked about an upcoming Lapearl fusion.
>>8712041
thank
>>8711874
The handful of them that existed after S3 all either died or turned into Sapphirefags
>>8712114
Parallels is REAL
>>8711968
FUCK YES!
>>8712036
MQ permafusion anyone? No one will ever go thirsty again
>>8711874
ehh. I have little art of her
>>8712023
I'm not saying I think it's going to be canon, I just thought it was funny that Lamar likes it.
>>8712036
>>8712140
I've been waiting 8 eons for my delivery.
>>8712152
Christ that's hideous
>>8712153
When the universe ends and there's nothing left, you will still have dry donuts.
Consider Amedot.
>>8712186
No.
>>8712186
Consider suicide.
GUYS
>>8712173
I think it's better than that other one that just looks like Jasper with a bun
>>8711968
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>>8712205
This on the other hand is bullshit!
>>8712210
just kill yourself
>>8712186
I love how amy looks like a ninja turtle in that
>>8712199
Who is Wedgie Poster's favorite gem?
>>8712216
No this fake delete it right now
I never knew Rebecca was so straight up with the fans, I always assumed she ignored them.
>>8712216
canon
>>8712205
FINALLY
>>8712229
THIS one is my personal favorite though
>>8712240
None of them.
>>8712269
just kill yourself
>>8712210
a goddamn
NARWHAL
https://twitter.com/ttoffany/status/846521797474316288
GUYS
FOR REAL THIS TIME
REAL TWEET SEASON 6 LEAK
>>8712216
>>8712274
You're either Roseanon or Sapphirefag
>>8712287
OH I SEE JASPER
>>8712292
Jasper is younger than lapis so jaspeven is more acceptable
AMETHYST!!! IS!!!! CUTE!!!!!
>>8712287
Does she have a scat fetish
why does she have so much fake shit
>>8712328
>you aren't
>>8712186
No thanks, I like them as dance and party duo tho
that pics pretty funny too
>>8712292
>>8712293
Assumption.jpg
>>8712328
>>8712308
Jasper is legally retarded and should be put down.
>There are people right here who won't drink delicious quartzmilk if given the chance
baka desu
>>8712355
homerposter please.
1 minute moment of silence for Nora Quartz Sugar
Starting now
rip in peace
>>8712346
Rebecca likes to set 'em up and knock 'me down
>>8712373
Still assuming.
>ship wars
come the fuck on.let anyone enjoy the ships they want.weve had "lapiven is canon" posts for months now and nobody said anything there.
god are you so desperate to talk about SU that you have to tell people to kill themselves for enjoying ships
what the fuck happened in the course of a week that turned all of you into a bunch of whiny assholes
>>8712308
There's also this.
It'd be squicky for Steven to hook up with someone who he's known as an adult since he was a kid. There'd be the implication that Lapis was grooming Steven, and it'd honestly just be pretty creepy.
But Steven barely knows Jasper at this point, and Jasper doesn't even really know who he is.
Overall, Jaspeven is the better and less illegal ship.
>>8712377
**knock 'em down
>>8712346
What a jew! You can never trust gay, anorexic twelve year old boys holocaust!
>>8712372
>Still haven't delivered my shipment for Quartz Milk
I could literally order real milk and i'd get it faster.
>>8712394
What if Jasper accidentally crushes his dick during snu snu and he has to have it amputated at 18 years old?
>>8712394
And it's healing spit wings versus healing milk, which would YOU rather drink? Fresh start, fresher milk
>>8712363
Once Steven introduces his girlfriend Jasper to America's education system she will become very smart and productful member of society
>>8712394
>>8712393
>I've been here since the last bomb
Everyone has hated any ship since day one. If you want to post a ship and not get any shit for it, reddit may be a better place for you.
>>8712410
that's really mean you shouldn't call her an anorexic 12 year old boy holocaust
>>8712442
Now I know you're the faker. Pupkin is the anti-Jasper and both cannot exist at once. Once pumpkin rots, Jasper will be rebirthed
end it
who buying the tittyfiddling game on switch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs_qbf4Nnzw
>>8712425
When is Steven going to discover his power of healing lactation?
>>8712393
But she is a 12 year old boy holocaust, just look at him!
>>8712411
>Someone post about milk
>The Sapphirefag has to make everything about her
Fuck off
>>8712393
The birth of Milky Quartz rocked everyone's worlds too hard.
>>8712476
what the fuck
WHERE MY NEW FUCKING THREAD
>>8712477
Only after he fuses with Jasper will his own ability so perfectly combine with Jasper's, so at least season6
>>8712489
Sapphirefag deserves to drink milk too
>>8712477
when you kill yourself
>>8711874
I like Garnet.