/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General Astral Edition Other

fuck, i really need to finish this game. i only got to the first band practie then i stopped

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2nd for mae making out with her mom

>>8706737
Eeels honey

>>8706753
no escalators

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Remember, ignore and report shitposters. Do not give them the attention they seek. It's our responsibility to keep this thread pure. Replying to them actively and irreversibly lowers the quality of this general. We must all do our part.

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Good morning Possum Springs!

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Daily reminder that this is canon (if you want it to be).

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>>8706838

Good morning!

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I drew a Bea

>>8707274
>sharkle lewd
Oh you.

>>8707294

6/10

>>8707294
Do you think you can draw the other characters?

>>8707294
I like it
Do more

>>8707294
's a good bea

>>8707294
not bad

>>8707294
here's a (you)

Work is slow as hell today. Someone post cute Maes.

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>>8708273

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>>8707499
>>8707678
>>8708066
>>8708123
I was not expecting people to like my shitty drawing so much, thank you.

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Recolor mod when?

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>>8708397
I don't care how shitty something is; I just want content.

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>>8707516
The blue pen is the only pen I have with me right now
When I get home I'll draw all the other characters with their colors
For now have a shitty Mae

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>>8708414
Ok you fuckboi, I'll make a bad joke.

Give me a bit.

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Draw this with mae.

>>8708397
L-lewd!

>>8708469
Do >>8708474

>>8708474
oh sailor moon
you were from a simpler and much worse time

how i used to yearn for thee and thine pussy

and i don't mean her vagina

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And this with gregg.

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>>8708474
>>8708535
I already have an idea.

Calm down.

I'll get to yours in a bit.

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>>8708506
Here you go anon. Now leave and never come back you disgusting piece of shit.

>>8708554
Needs a Mae edit.

>>8708550
Fuck you, I'm just excited I found a woods at night thread.

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Here's some content.

>>8708673
So deep
May I retweet it to my tumblr?

>>8708778
It's an electrical joke, if you can get the reference you can.

>>8708554
>tfw can't jack off to it because human
life sucks

>>8708615
it's feral, it wouldn't work

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>>8708778
>tfw people post your shit on tumblr
I should be flattered but I dont even get a shoutout or something

>>8708815
Fuck right off dude, I made this.

Stop trying to pretend you made it.

You don't even get the reference.

>>8708852
I didn't mean I made that hand photoshop shit. I mean stuff I actually draw myself.

Is that supposed to be some wire with/without insulation

WHY ARE WE MAD

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>>8708875
Very close, it makes a reference to some sort of wire thingy, usually connected to a battery.

>>8708798
you can't tell out of context desu

>>8708884
Please don't smoke, bea. You'll ruin your perfect body.

>>8708954
She got her perfect body by smoking. All of her excessive fat was killed by the cancer and now she's STICCC

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How can mae even compete?

>>8709162
By having an anus.

>>8709162
by not being drawn by shitbox for one thing

>>8709162
By not being absolutely off-model.

>>8709162
SHE CAN'T

GATOR GIRLS WIN AGAIN

>lisa
>undertale
>night in the woods
>oxenfree

Any other 3deep vidya worth looking up?

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>>8709372
Life is Strange?

>>8709372
>undertale
one of these is not like the others

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>>8709372
OFF

>>8709417
DELETE THIS IMAGE RIGHT NOW
GIRLS DONT FART
REEEEEEEE

BEA DOESNT EVEN HAVE AN ANUS
NICE TRY DEVELOPERS SNEAKING YOUR GARBAGE FETISH IN THE GAME

>>8709525
Smol Mae is cute
Smoller Mae is absolutely adorable

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>>8709503
there is so much batter and mae art, yet pablo with mae would be perfect since they're both cats

>>8709560
I wanna take young Mae mini golfing and go get ice cream after.

NITW UPDATE
>NITW UPDATE
NITW UPDATE
>NITW UPDATE

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>>8706694
We got recognition, Gae bros!

>>8709647
I wanna take young Bea gator golfing with my golfballs and make her get some of my cream after.

>>8709677
>SELMERS FUCKING DIES

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
>WHAT THE FUCK

CHECK CNN
SHIT
JUST
GOT
REAL

>>8709679
That image is so forced wrong I can't even comprehend it. Bea x Mae is like 1000000x more the nomie popular ship than Gregg. That image would be accurate if it was one guy in the crowd alone

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>>8709677

>>8706838
Possum Springs? More like Awsome Springs!

>>8709710
Except that Mae and Bea actually have a chance.
Gregg is gay AND taken.

>>8709710
>getting this triggered over some literal who's shitpost art

lmao
almost as bad as the anon who overreacted to like three people making OCs in OC City, USA (tumblr)

>>8709725
I know...I'm on that side, anon.

>>8709737
t. maegregg shitter

>>8709719
Nuke Poss________
SP

>>8709765
Why did Lori never explain why she didn't finish it? and what was the SP for

>>8709710
This is Tumblr were talking about. They're just hypocrites who ship straight men to the same gender and bash at people for shipping a gay men to a women.

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>>8708474
>>8708499
God, Mae could be a bit more tilted, to be honest.

>>8709725
But anon...the dev said that Mae and Bea will never happen and the dev is always right :^)

>>8709774
wait, was it her?
what a lil fucking bitch

>>8709870
Lori is a cute little rebel that masturbates at the train tracks

>>8709725
Gregg could be bi, but I highly doubt he would cheat on Angus.

>>8709920
They outright said "we're the only queer bois in town".

>>8709920
Nah he's a homo, but he still let's Mae suck his gross cock. Just as bros

>>8709926
queer is a blanket term that refers to lgbtq+ individuals

Just finished the game for the first time, gotta say that as a person who just dropped out of college after two years and moved back to a small rural town the game got way too fucking real at times. In a good way tho, reminded me to work through those massive issues.

Why is this place in /trash/ and not /vg/ though? The reason threads get sent to the /trash/ is usually because they're full of furry por...

Oh

>>8710090
Because we like our Mae porn and vg is shit

>>8710090
/vg/ is cancer, trash is slightly more stable.

I think generals pop up there every once and a while.

Besides trash cat belongs in the trash.

>>8709870
I thought it was Scriggins. It's not really implied to be Lori is it?

>>8710090
This game is shitpost-bait anyway, there's no collateral if it's confined to the /trash/.

>>8710090
i wish these threads were on /vg/

these threads reek of /v/ children

>>8710090

Blue boards sperg the hell out on anything that remotely resembles FURRIES!!!!!!!, so the trash is where all even-tangentally furry stuff goes.

>>8710131
>/vg/ is cancer, trash is slightly more stable

It's strange, but I just realised I kinda agree. /vg/ is like the bastard child of /v/ and /pol/, not as bad as either but it certainly picked up habits from both its parents. /trash/ is downright comfy most of the time, if a bit slow and a lot fuckin weird.

>>8710195
How so?

So was that aunt mall cop getting wrecked by the elevator at the end? It looked like they had cat ears and had hair like Mae's mom.

>>8710255
There are just a lot of potential angles to shitpost from - some of them based on actual criticism of the game (which can be points of real discussion but it's more usual just to shitfling) and some about its themes, the devs personal lives, >>8710226, etc.

>>8710382
No. Eide's head had two damaged ears. No other character has those features.

>>8710382
People ripped Eide's head silhouette from the game files and it doesn't match Molly's. She was pretty suspicious though so it's not a big stretch to imagine she was part of the cult.

>>8710432
If Molly wanted to abduct Mae, she had the perfect chance on the first day. Nobody even knew Mae was back. They would have just assumed something bad happened at college.

Molly's not a fucking cultist.

I don't think any of you actually know how people post on /vg/. Nobody reads threads that aren't their own. Everybody just ctrl+f's their general and stays there.

The only people who shitpost in generals on /vg/ are people who were there in the first place.

literally the only real reason this thread is here is because this game is so short that porn discussion is the only way to milk anything out of the 20~ person fandom we have here

>>8710462
Mae was never on the cult's shit-list. They don't just grab people at random.

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>>8710090
Embrace the porn

>>8709776
You have straight people to ship, Tumblr doesn't have gay people to ship

>>8710499
That's never stopped tumblr before.

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What's in the update?

>>8710528
Act 2

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Lori's mom is dead and her dad apparently travels a lot for work, since he's not even there for Thanksgiving. I suppose it's possible Lori has grandparents at home who watch her, since I doubt her high-school age sister is the caretaker.

She probably has a pretty shitty home-life either way.

>>8710528
They never put out patch notes and I can't extract the yarn files myself. Don't know how. Patch is real, though. Maybe the reddit discord has the assets up, but it's a shitty gated community and they don't like people.

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>>8710090
Honestly sometimes I wish these threads were on /vg/. You can still post porn indirectly (although that spawns the issue of autists going LOOK MOMMY I POSTED CROPPED PORN ON A BLUE BOARD, fuck you thompson) and at least there's moderation.

>>8710559
That's a cute Lori.
And yes, I picked up on that as well. I don't think she's unhappy necessarily but she seems to make a point of avoiding home as much as possible. She hangs out on the roofs and by the train tracks, only seems to be home at night and when her dad is gone.

Can somebody tell me how to extract the unity assets that the game uses? Some douchebag a few weeks ago insulted me, saying it's easy and to just use unity, but unity is a complicated program and nothing I saw there did anything for me.

If I could learn how to extract the yarns, I could easily tell everyone in these threads what's new with each patch.

>>8709961
>referencing that image
compared to the previous one that one was okay

>>8710484
I want to embrace those tits with my face

>>8710658
maybe it's because it didn't have a slab-of-rotten-beef-esque vagina, complete with a cup of urine
still, he does not know how to draw a penis and goes with the most overexaggerated way to go about doing it

The last patch added in the otter, who was only available on the day of the third hangout. If they did add a new character, it's possible it could be similarly limited. Without access to the yarns, it's a needle in a haystack situation. I might speed-run in a minute to see if I see anything new, but shit, I wish somebody here could help me figure things out.

>>8710710
otter THIS
*brutally forces open your clam*

>>8710710
Let us know if anything new is around

>>8710997
I'm speed-running my current save at the moment. Just one more hang-out and the final ghost-hunt, then I'll run through the end. Shouldn't take too long. I just want to get the Gregg doodles done to eventually get all of the achievements in the game.

Not sure if new stuff can even show up in an existing save. I'll start a new one as soon as I can. But extracting the yarn files would be so much quicker if I knew how.

>>8711029
Eh. That'll take too long. I'm just going to restart and rush through to Harfest. I figure, if a new character was added, they'd be added before Harfest.

>>8711145
I've been meaning to replay the game. Would need a new pirated version to do it though since I never actually bought the game.

>>8711390
I just watched a walkthrough on youtube. I feel like I got everything except some special scenes I could probably hunt down if I wanted to.

>>8711452
>I just watched a walkthrough on youtube
leave and never come back

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>>8711519
And if I don't?

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>>8711452
I can understand pirating from the big companies, but come on man. You gotta support the weird indie games. It's like twenty bucks.

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>>8711545
i'll stab ye

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>>8711594
No I really don't.

>>8711594
>he bought the game
LMFAO

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>>8711605
This kid isn't me. Impersonator

>>8711594
But I don't want to spend money on something I will never replay

I mean it's practically a cartoon series

I love this game to death, but replaying it for the fourth time? Just to see if this patch added anything else? It's tedious as fuck. The game has very limited replay value.

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>>8711651
I assume he misquoted since I just outright pirated the game.

>>8711669
this

>>8711651
Regardless of the fact that half the content can't be seen in one playthrough, you obviously got enough enjoyment out of it to post about it in the hidden basement of a Bangladeshi model train discussion forum. Worth the money, I'd say.

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>>8711713
>a game is worth the money if you shitpost about it

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>>8711713
But I don't want to paaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

>>8711713
i can get enjoyment from stroking my dick to little naked plant girls and visiting the respective general that doesn't mean i'm gonna fork over $20

>>8711669
why do that then
i'm gonna wait a month or 2 until i replay it for the 3rd time

>>8711735
what a way to ignore everything he said

>>8711739
get someone else to pay for it
i jewed some retard on steam

>>8711764
Because I care deeply about canon content? That new otter getting added, with one conversation, had more importance to me than any fic in the pastebin. I crave canon. I want to see if there's anything new.

>>8711739
I want to dance at a club with these cuties.

>>8711785
Same. This is why I have no problem spamming these threads and scaring away artists and writefags, they add nothing to these threads.

In fact I think it's just about that time

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>>8711823
As a writefag, the only time I think of you is when you do stuff like this.
My lack of writing is due to my own laziness and inability.

>>8711905
Shut the fuck up, we only want CANON content here.

>>8711936
I only write about stuff that could be cannonical so whatever. No Mae x Bea or whatever.

>>8711970
I said shut the fuck up.

>>8711970
Nobody cares.

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>>8711984
>>8711994
Now now no need to be rude anon.

>>8711905
Take as long as you need mate. When it comes to niche stuff like this I've learnt to take whatever content we can get, no use in scaring off the contentfags by getting arsey about it. Despite the best efforts of Autismo up there to do just that.

>>8712022
*unzips penis* rude THIS

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>>8712044
Meh, I think I'm just gonna brute force through my stuff. Might not be as good as it could be but I've been stuck too long getting nowhere. Need to move on, and a meh sentence or two shouldn't ruin the whole thing.

>>8712095
>n-no im not gonna do lesbian shit!!!!!
>posts lesbian shit
You can't make this shit up.

>>8711811
Said club costs $20

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>>8712123
Hey man, I never said I wouldn't do pure love, I just said I don't ship Bea and Mae in my writings.
I write about Bea getting FUCKED

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>>8712161
Specifically with a penis.

>>8712170
That's oddly specific.

>>8712161
>>8712170
Good, that is the only way.
But still, fuck off.

>>8712170
Mae's penis of course!

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>>8712175
Well if she's not getting fucked with a penis she'd be getting fucked with a strapon or something.
Which is GAY, and BEA NO GAY

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I drew Bea again

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>>8712207
Nice

Are there any good dubs of Mae?

>>8712254
Watch Jacksepticeye's playthrough.

>>8712272
>good

>>8712254
I think Brian Blessed would be a good fit.

>>8712272
Good joke.

>>8712272
I specifically avoided that since I don't like let's players

I meant a female to actually do a convincing voice

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>>8712207

>>8712272
I'm afraid to even ask. Is it just that hyperactive faux-Irish sperg putting on an even worse voice than his usual one?

>>8712279
>>8712282
>>8712311
Grow up, just because he's popular doesn't mean you have to jump on the hate bandwagon.

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>>8712327
Man come off it, he's annoying, all Lets Plays are annoying with commentary. There's no such thing as a non annoying Lets Play with commentary.

>>8712327
I don't dislike him because he's popular. I dislike him because he is a premier member of the cabal of screamy ADHD solo let's-players that cater to an audience of overstimulated preteens and I find no personal enjoyment in that style.

>>8712280
>Brian Blessed reciting Mae's fucked up stories at the graveyard
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>8712327
I could give less of a shit if he's popular, he's annoying
And I don't hate all popular things, I like game grumps who are also lets players but jacksepticeye is just kinda annoying

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>>8712382
>I like game grumps
opinion discarded.

>>8712392
>jacksepticeye is better than game grumps

>>8712409
>game grumps is better than jacksepticeye

>>8712361
>LITTLE JOE'S ALIVE?!

Are you seriously telling me that you don't want to hear Brian Blessed talk about his periods in middle school? Or his lesbian college adventures? If that ever happened we would have to stop making art. There wouldn't be a point any more, we would never top that moment.

>>8712392
Eh, Jon era grumps is still pretty good, when they actually put in some effort.

>>8712418
Jacksepticeye is annoying as hell

>>8712431
Well yeah, Jon era gam grums is great, but the Dan era is awful. Especially the recent ones, where they just stopped trying.

>>8712439
Yup, he's an annoying green haired cunt that needs to lower his voice by 20 dBs.

watching fags play video games was never good, ever.

>>8712454
Jon and Arin was entertaining because it was less of a Lets Play and more two guys shitposting IRL. I didn't care at all about the games, I just liked their banter.

>>8712347
It depends on personal preference really. I only like group let's players, like the Super Best Friends, can't stand the solo ones. But I don't watch let's plays for the game, if that makes sense? I watch for the commentary. It's like they're prop commedians, except insead of music or puppets or whatever, they use video games.

I just got through the forest party. Nothing new so far. If they do add new content, Act 2 is always the place for it, since it's the most open. Thing is, it's entirely possible there isn't any new content here. They could have just been fixing typos or some shit. A 4MB patch isn't much, but then again, the otter they added was just some dialogue in the yarn and some sprites that were less than 50KB.

>>8712454
Jon and Arin had actual chemistry and banter. Now Arin just makes literal fart noises into the mic and Dannny is just a wall for noise to bounce off of that occasionally goes 'haha yeah'. The only one I still like is Ross, and that's only because I ran escort for them at a con once and Ross was an absolute sweetheart to everyone he came in contact with. Great guy.

>>8712254
Holly did a good one for Bea

>>8712536
So you're saying they added 8 new characters?

>>8712756
And turned the game into an explicit dating sim, yeah.

>>8712756
I'm saying it's possible they added something new despite the size. But this also could have been nothing more than a localization patch fixing the Spanish files for all I know. Unless I could extract the yarn, I have no way of immediately knowing.

>>8712823
BEA NO ES UNA HOMOSEXUAL

>>8712991
BEA ES HOMOSEXUAL

>>8712991
>>8713100
¿Que no es mujer?

>>8713129
homosexual is gender neutral you cis FUCK

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>>8712991
Eso no es cierto.

>>8713164
>Handholding
Reported to the FBI you disgusting degenerate

>>8713129
BEA, MAE TIENE PENE

>>8713217
BEA ES HOMOSEXUAL

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>>8713217
En mi imaginación no.

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>>8713186
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER

FUCK DA POLICE

So, Possum Springs is a lot bigger than it seems, right? Like, when Mae attempts to leave to the left before it opens, Mae mentions she could "hike" out to the old Food Donkey. You don't hike to something ten feet away. I'm guessing the Food Donkey is actually at least a 10-20 minute walk for Mae.

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>>8713284
>>8713385
I don't like the ship itself but I love the art for this.
They're so cute together.
>also come back drawfriend, you still need to finish the Jenna lewd

>>8713421
It's a small town but it's not THAT small. I'd imagine a population of 5-10k would be a decent number.

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>>8713424

I want to donate my sperm to MaeBea!

MANUALLY.

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>>8713480
And he needs to finish this.

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>>8713488

>>8713437
I live in a small town that acts as a beacon in the middle of fuck wherever
It has 5k people
It's not falling apart
I think Possum Springs is ACTUALLY small as fuck

>>8713504
Was it an ex mining town now defunct because the mine dried up/wasn't profitable anymore draining the town of the vast majority of its non service related income?
Because that's why Possum Springs is dying, a lot of towns in America are or were like that.

>>8713503
part 3 when. I want her to get the knot

>>8713504
I used to live in a town with 17 thousand.

I now live in a town with 9 thousand and is an old mining town.

>>8713536
Until he comes back, which is probably NEVER.
His name was CoolieHigh, but that's not useful for tracking him down and begging him to draw more.

You know, there's something I've never pieced together. Mainly because I never had the balls to pick that dialogue.

Selmers ex husband is fucking the Urevolution bear girl. She's the girl that Dennis met at the gas station.

Now I want to see porn of Selmers stealing the Urev girl for herself to piss off her ex.

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>>8713707
Wait what, proofs?

>>8713731
Selmers: Me and Dennis split.
Mae: Oh no!
Selmers: Yeah he got a job at the new prison over in Briddle
Selmers: and he met some girl at a gas station.
Mae: Wow. What a jerk.

URevClerk: It’s ok. I was really awkward until I met Dennis.
Mae: “Dennis”?
URevClerk: Yeah he works at that prison over in Briddle.
URevClerk: He used to come in to get plugs.
URevClerk: We’re gonna get hitched one of these days.
Mae: Wait, Dennis Durham? From Possum Springs?
URevClerk: Uh... yeah, how did you know?
Mae: I think he was married to a girl I know.
Mae: He might actually still be married? I don’t know their situation.
URevClerk: WHAT?!

>>8713772
Shit what
I need to see video proof of this. Or to see it myself, actually. I guess I've been wanting to replay the game.

>>8713707
>Noticing this now
Anon please. This is like day 1 knowledge, but I agree. I want Selmers and uRev bear to fug

>>8713804
>proof
Anon, It's literally in the game

>>8713821
The conversation build-up makes you think trying to flirt with the girl will get Bea caught. So I always asked her about the name of the store.

>>8713821
>>8713850
Same, and I've been in literally every thread except maybe the first one or two, and never saw anyone talking about that.

>>8713866
I mean some people still don't know that Selmers was legit married at one point. They think Dennis was her b/f, it was her husband. Just small details that are briefly mentioned in the game and most people don't bring it up again

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>>8713899
Hm. Well that's still interesting to know, albeit as late to the party as I am on that regard.
Nothing else comes out of that, does it? Bea just says she's done looking and you leave and it's never mentioned again right?

>Dennis has a thing for bears for sure
>wonder what U-Rev girl does that Selmers doesn't that he divorced her for

>>8713282
BAE NO GAE

that being said Gae is a pretty nonsense ship desu fampais

>>8713936
Yeah you can flirt with her and either have a good outcome or bad, the good I think she just says she's not into girls (I forget if she says this, someone go watch a youtube) but she doesn't get pissed or anything and she talks about dennis. Then if you fuck up you do the start yelling thing and she says she's calling the cops then you and bea run away

I think she's straight so she may not eat Selmers' entire ass, though I may just be remembering that part wrong

>>8713955
Gae is Gregg and Mae

>>8713990
I mean I just assumed that everyone is eating everyone else's ass pretty much constantly. It's like the normal friendly greeting of that world.

Just finished the second hang-out. Still not seeing anything new from this patch. I'm only going to go until the day after harfest.

Bea's second hang-out tends to not get talked about often, but as many times as I do it, I always find it sweet. That bit with the fireflies was really good.

>>8714533
It's really nice, yeah. Helps set the mood for Bea, really. She's depressed, but not completely broken. She still has a flair of hope for something better.

>>8714533
>>8714628
Nice samefag, maebeafag.

>>8714533
>I'm only going to go until the day after harfest.

The Otter that was patched in shows up like on the last day practically, or 1 day before it. Could be a change near the end.

Also that scene was great. "You need some magical shit" and then proceeds to drown her in firefly uguu~ They're so cute together

>>8714533
Everything in the basement was great. Bonding with gnomes over a tragic lack of ass was an unexpected highlight.

>>8714687
See >>8714663
You can stop now, no one likes your shitty ship.

>>8714687
Nah, he shows up day of the third hangout. Which is where I'm at right now. I had a save that was right after harfest and I didn't see anything on it.

>>8714663
>>8714710
(You)

>>8712409
>>8712418

i bet you guys like skub, too

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>>8714710
What are you even doing.

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>>8714710
?
I don't care for MaeBea as a ship, but the hangout is still underrated.

>>8714741
People who like skub deserve to be shot in front of their weeping children. Fuck 'em.

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>anti maebeafag shows up

Oh man all we need is virusanon now. POST MAEBEA

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>>8714807
To be honest Selmae is a much better ship.

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>>8714807
What about Beabang?

>>8714871
Anon its Beasome

>>8714858
I'd rather ship Selmers with my face so she can sit on it.

>>8714871
very good/10

>>8714871
This image would be much better if about 1/3rd of it was cropped from the left.

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>>8714911
>not liking best bear

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>>8714953
sorry posted wrong image ignore that

>>8714911
Fuck no and fuck you, she's what makes it even better

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>>8714978
Selmers is also best bear.

>>8714953
>>8714982
let's be serious here, fellas
she literally only appeared in the game for one scene AND got cucked

>>8715056
she probably gets tons of pussy anyways

>>8715074
My dick*

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>>8715056
BEST
BEAR

>>8715056
and yet she was the only character in the game 10 seconds away from drowning in Mae's pussy spit.

Fuck I love Bombshell

>>8715083
>>8715092
>>8715111
well i guess there's no convincing you, have fun not seeing more than one frame of animation of her

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>>8715152
I have an imagination though.

>>8715152
Thanks we're having lots of fun :)

>>8715182
don't fall for the bait.

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>>8714807
Cy

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>>8715215
>bait
Any discussion of best bear is well discussed.

>>8715215
labeling everything you disagree with as "bait" is equal to labeling everything that offends you as "problematic" and "triggering"

>>8715215
>>8715555

>>8715555
>>8715571
Nice samefag.

Bombshell x Mae is the hottest ship because I want to see them fuck.

Lori x Mae is the most innocent ship because Mae is basically just a kid herself.

Bea x Mae is the canon ship because they belong together after the events of the game

Gregg x Mae is only good for big fat gross cock sucking, but he's still gay.

>>8715611
>most canon
>creator specifically said it's not canon

>>8715611
>Canon
Scott said it will never happened.
Fuck off maebeafag.

>>8715671
>>8715657
>noncanon info outside the game
>canon
Don't be mad because it's canon, maegregg fags :^)

>>8715657
>>8715671
samefag phoneposting
>inb4 paint edit

>>8715657
>>8715671
>Word of God
>canon
Oy vey, you'd make terrible Jews

HERMIONE IS WHITE
JOHN IS WHITE
BEA IS GAY
FUCK
OFF
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>8715884
BEA NO GAY

>>8715913
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>8715913

>>8715913
I wish that dude would make another comic already.

>>8715981
no

>>8716015
yes

I made it to Harfest. Nothing new so far. I think this patch was a bust. I guess I'll keep going and see it through to the end, but I'll have to finish it up in the morning. Only have about another hour tonight and that 'might' get me through the first ghost hunt if I'm lucky.

>>8716577
Thanks for trying anon.

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Why does everyone ignore the fact that Germ and Mae are the perfect match for each other?

>>8716752
Because they're not ?

>>8716767
prove it

Which character masturbates the most?

>>8716790
k
done

>>8716795
Lori.

>>8716795
Probably Mae.
She fucked up her computer watching some kinky ass shit.
Lori is probably just learning to experiment.
Germ gets all the bitches he doesn't need to jerk off.
Gregg and Angus fuck each other.
Bea is too depressed to get off except when she's faking living another life at a party.

>>8716850
>Germ gets all the bitches he doesn't need to jerk off.
Stop.

>>8716904
No, he is correct.

>>8716904
he's right tho

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>>8716904
Germ is a pussy slayer

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>>8716904
He fucks Crusties all day.

>>8716976
I want to be balls deep in that particular crusty. Maybe Germ will hook me up next time she's in town

>>8717003
She'd probably let you for a ham sandwich.

>>8717030
I'd show her my special sandwich.
..also stop by Subway first for an actual one.

>>8716976
I want to lure Jenna into this general with hard drugs and then rape her with my fellow shitposters!

Germ gets ______.

>>8717139
no

>>8717139
She probably has diseases. I'd just cum on her cute toes.

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>>8717139
You'd better not try and make her give you a bj.

>>8717204
It's not like her weak ass rotten teeth can really tear through fresh flesh. Besides, I own pliers and a hammer.

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>>8717750

>>8717862
don't give him (you)s.

>>8717913
Don't be like that anon. I'm just a nice guy wanting to share a nice girl. I'll let you get sloppy seconds on her prolapsed anus when I'm done with it to show you how considerate I am.

>>8718218
>prolapse
I was with you until this bit.

>>8718235
I don't see her butt ending up any other way with me inside it, sorry.

>>8718285
That's just gross

>>8718285
you probably have a fucking centimeter peter, stop lying to yourself

>>8718306
It's more like a kilometer kyle to be honest.

>Can't even circlejerk over my crusty wolf slut without weirdos talking about prolapse

Whatever

>>8718306
>>8718335
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside. Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed "I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

>>8718335
Nah, you probably got a average adam

>>8718350
Jenna's not a slut she's a nice lady who would probably be respectable if she wasn't a hobo who never showered.

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>>8718335
prove it.

>>8718356
My adam is a little above average actually

>>8718377
I wanna tongue that butthole.
I wanna tongue so many buttholes.

>>8718377
I totally would but this isn't /soc/

Doing the first ghost hunt. Still nothing new. I had hoped for an extra conversation or something. I'm going to do Bea's final hangout and then head to bed. I'll finish it up tomorrow morning.

>>8718441
alright man well there's no proof so to me, you'll always be that one guy with the centimeter peter

>>8718433
tongue my butthole

>>8718511
Are you a cute cat girl?

>>8718467
If you keep at it this thread is going to get approximately 8 inches of cock

>>8718533
I'll post mine if you post yours.

>>8718529
yea sure

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>>8718533
all i'm gonna say is stop lying to yourself

>>8718555
You first fag

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>>8718586
Behold
My penis wenis

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>>8718573
TONGUE
ALL THE BUTTHOLES

I wish this thread would die already.

>>8718659
i wish you would die by hanging yourself

>>8718620
fucking disgusting looking.

>>8718684
I wish Possum Springs was real.

>>8718620
I didn't think you'd do it holy shit

>>8718709
Really because a guy showing his dick on the net is kind of nothing, anon.

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>>8718699
:(
I didn't ask to be circumcised.
I blame the Joose.

>>8718709
>where do you think we are.jpg

>>8718738
Not the anon you were talking too and Im sorry, that was a rude remark, it wasn't your choice to be goyim.
Kinda tempted to whip mine out, I'm smaller but glorious uncut.

>>8718725
>>8718738
But I didn't think he'd really ruin this pure general with his dick I was just calling his bluff.

>>8718780
>pure
Alright I know at least one of you has crackwhore Mae taking a leak.
Or the other watersports picture. That piece of "art."

Post it.

>>8718780
>pure general
This general hasn't been pure in 3 weeks

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>>8718780
>pure

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>>8718780
>>pure

>>8718818
>disembodied hands groping Mae
Hot. There needs to be more of this.

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>>8718780
>>>>>>>>>pure

>>8718856
>>8718838
>>8718818
Yes thanks anon we got it.

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>>8718780
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pure

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>>8718883
Just making sure.

it's gotta be said, playing the game for the fourth fucking time due to this patch, the dream sequences blow. I know they're the only gameplay this game has, but you could cut all of them and not lose any narrative. The first one, which was just a normal nightmare not connected to the crazy shit, was the only one that was actually good.

The musician ones have great music. That's fine. But they're still shitty and break up the flow of the game. The final dream, with the cat god, is just a bunch of overly vague bullshit that doesn't mean anything or have any impact on the story.

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Might as well dump art until someone makes a new thread.
Any requests?

>>8718989
Post all of the Lori art.

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>>8718969
They're very much "style over substance" and speak to the unfinished, shallow nature of the game.
But we already knew that. We didn't like the game because of the gameplay elements, we liked it for the characters.

>>8718969
That bums me out; I was giving those sequences time to lead up to something, but I guess they don't.

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>>8719003
Okay