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Who's your favorite rock type?
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Previous thread: >>8693668
>>8700855
Brock.
>>8700855
Bones
>>8700855
booty i mean bones
>>8700855
My dick
>>8700855
Rock bird. even though throw rock is cheat, he a bird and bird a best
>>8700819
Indubitably. While we're on the subject remind me to check the ship for bugs, particularly ones no longer broadcasting. Odd that Mr.X knew details about the engine troubles but not the plan to repair it.
>paranoid seaweed sounds
>I'm gettin' too shifty for this shit.
>>8700826
I've always, uh... Wanted to touch the Champ's seat! Siiiiiiiiiince I'm not doing the league I touched the next best thing!
Oh someone told me to give you this credit card.
>Wave it in his face.
>>8700855
bones
>>8700855
bones butt
>>8700903
..Okay!
Go look for bug types Cock!
>Fishtol giggles: happen
>>8700855
noodles
>>8700729
>>8700759
Heh heh... he ended the call.
Even without the boss, I have a plan, heh..
>>8700903
>>8700973
I don't even wanna bug your cruddy ship.
>Bug it anyway and bug out.
>>8700914
Uh.... okay? You coulda just asked, I'm not mean! I'd let you sit on the chair, it's not like it's that big of a deal!
... can't I get in some big trouble for taking a random card...?
>Inspect the card
>>8700873
>>8700926
No.
>>8700875
Please.
>>8700945
i will have you know my butt is almost as soft as my husband thank you very much.
>>8701012
Lewd
>>8700995
It was that weird bean dude. I dunno, you wanna get some malasadas?
>>8701012
Hey! You're doing a great job!!
Remember, your booty is awesome, dude!!
>>8700973
...Yes. Cock.
>>8700987
I am listenin-
>>8700992
>short pause indicating a sudden bust of Wat.
...You did a shit job, Random Rotom.
Remi. Found the bug. Go back to doing... whatever it is guns do.
>>8701049
Actually I'm not random!! I'm the same rotom that bugged Frankie earlier!
Consistency!!
>Zip the fuck out.
>>8701023
..please.
>>8701037
..Thank you?
>>8701049
Okaaay.
>Gunfish: do gun things.
>Splet the seaweed
>>8701037
Ohhh him. Yeah, he's pretty weird. He wanted 200 crates of beans and... I think he just ate them?
Okay! Malasadas it is! Lead on Hau!
>>8701098
(woosp, drink)
>>8701082
>ICE PUNCH where it was
>>8701086
You're welcome! Oh, those weapons you make are super cool too!!
>>8701112
Splet on, little dude! You're the best!
Even if you kill people in cold blood!!
>>8701133
You think they make bean flavored Malasadas??
>Head to Malasada place.
>Pay for own Malasada and Sun's.
Malasada time!!
>>8701082
I applaud the effort put forth for the brick joke, if nothing else
>>8701112
...Type Effectiveness is the only thing stopping that from harming me horrifically, you realize that, yes?
>>8701143
>>8701098
Noted. Will consult group.
>>8701012
>star thinking of both bones and stiches butts and how soft they are like bones said
>she gets very embarrassed
>tries to hide embarrassment
>>8701192
Maybe Faba has some? Oh! Maybe we could sell them to him!
>Pause long enough to eat the malasada
Do you know how to make Malasadas??
>>8701201
...yes.
>Switch to Ice splets for future seaweed spletting
hehehe.
>>8701192
Thank you! You're pretty cool for a human!
..I am cold blooded!
>>8701192
..Thanks.
Did you want one or something?..
>>8701327
Dude!! We would be rich if we made a malasada shop!!
I've been learning! They're coming out okay so far! I'll make the meanest malasada this side of Alola it'll knock your socks off!!
>>8701348
Well!! You're good at that!
>>8701408
Hmm... What kinda melee weapon guy do I look like?? I've always thought tridents are pretty cool!
>>8701348
...
>equip notepad
>the gun is, surprisingly enough, attempting to murder me
>way to be a stereotype, gun
>unequip
Very unsubtle to laugh like that.
>>8701227
>Shelldon walks by
...
Something wrong?
You look a little red.
>>8701510
>roost on
>>8701227
You's alright amico?
>>8701510
N-no nothing it's alright
Maybe i worked too much today, that's it
>>8701462
Heck yes! Let's do it! Maybe we'll get enough money to summon the Honhon!
>>8701462
Polearm guy? Good taste.
I.. I could see you with a trident, maybe.
I always have to suggest a bardiche, but I don't know if that would be right for you.
>>8701548
i'm good
>>8701560
Well, alright.
The garden looks good so far.
>>8701548
Hello.
>Rub floof
Done anything today?
>>8701496
hehehe!
>Flamesplet: activated
>Splet the seaweed
I wont hurt yooou.
on purpose.
>>8701462
Yep!
>>8701654
>birbblanket mode
Eh. Tried checkin' the water for whatever was up with it that gots you sick again. Dunno, makes me nervous.
>>8701601
Yeah it'll be a- wait!!!
Honhon? Are we summoning Calem? Can't we just call him??
>>8701604
A bardiche could be cool!! But I can't put donuts on a bardiche...
I'll call you up when I've made my decision Mr. Bones! Wait do you have a last name?? Mr. Plush??
>>8701654
it does right, i know that all that hard work will pay off
soon we will have a huge garden of berries just for us
>>8701666
>nice satantrips
AAAAAAAAA
WHY
WHY GUN FISH
WHY MUST YOU HATE ME SO
DEER GOD
>>8701736
...I said on purpose for a reason!
Sorryyy.
>Watersplets: go
>Splet the firey seaweed
>>8701666
uhh, remi i think you splet him too much
>>8701736
are you okay al?
>>8701762
AAAAAWATERJETSONOPENBURNWOUNDSJUSTKILLMEWITHAGUNLIKEANORMALPERSON
>>8701767
>[Sounds of a horrified plant in agony]
>>8701736
>Wake up to sizzling lettuce.
Are we under attack??
>>8701723
No, not Calem! The bird Honhon! But let's call him too! It'll be fun! Maybe he can share ancient Honhon cooking secrets!
>>8701797
Cock is on fire!
Or he was.
I put him out!
>>8701794
shhh.
you'll be fine.
>>8701767
he's fiiine.
>>8701794
well that doesn't sound good, i'll go look up for some potions
>>8701837
he doesn't look like that for me remi
>>8701797
>flame-broiled lettuce
Everything hurts.
Also we said no to a job. It was domestic terrorism.
>>8701837
I can't feel my leaf
>>8701723
That's true.. tridents do make good donut holders.
Alright. Uhh.. we.. still haven't figured that out.
It hasn't come up until just now so.. Mr. Bones works for now I suppose.
>>8701837
Whaaaat?
>>8701867
...Okay.
>Spray the cock with a potion.
>>8701732
Heh. Yeah.
Sounds great.
You handle it well.
>>8701715
I've been staying away from it.
Apparently, bones is supposed to install a pump in it or something soon, to keep it clean.
>>8701804
Okay!!! Give me a second!!
>Call up Calem.
>>8701871
Gotcha, Mr. Bones!! Thanks!!
>Captcha: francis shoals
Suddenly I'm craving KFC...
>>8701867
>hurrying back
here al, here is some poti-
>>8701867
oh that was already dealt with
now i just look stupid
>>8701881
>>8701864
Obliged.
>>8701909
The thought is appropriated.
>>8701903
Hon?
I mean yes? Do you need something?
>>8701898
well, that's my specialty
i cand do some cleaning in the keep if you guys need someone to do that
>>8701903
Anytime.
>>8701921
well, at least i showed i care for you al
that's good enough
>>8701864
He's fiiiine.
>>8701867
You're fiiiine.
>>8701881
yep.
>>8701903
>>8701924
>Lean in close
>Snoop
>>8701924
Hey!!! You want to hang out... uhhh mon petit cactus!!!
>>8701953
Do you speak any Kalosan?
>>8701970
Hey Sun!!!
>>8701898
Arright, I guess. If you's start feelin' down say somethin' right away.
>>8701931
I's appreciate all the help amico.
>>8701975
Not much other than the bare basics.
I do speak Italian though.
>>8701970
>>8701975
Oui, I will see if I can pencil you in and come over to, how you say, hang out. I am in the middle of something.
Sylveon, please get out of ze tub.
>Click.
>>8701956
You didn't burn me alive. That's good enough.
>>8701968
You... definitely tried. Points for effort. Gold star.
>>8701931
We would appreciate it.
Of course, we can help you do it...
>>8701991
...
I feel fine, I guess.
Haven't touched the water ever since I got sick.
>>8701991
Well, i'll do my best in to help
>>8702080
I'll appreciate help, and this time cleaning is from my own accord not from fear of getting hurt
I'll be the best maid fir you guys
>>8702208
>Lewdplush: Think about putting everyone in maid outfits.
>>8702080
>pet cute lobster
>>8702208
You's know you ain't obligated to do anythin' you's don't want to right? You're here as a guest after all.
>>8702223
...Don't like that face. That's tha evil face.
>>8702223
>tree is allready way ahead of stitch
>comes in wearing a maid outfit and with an armfull of them
>>8702223
..Stitch?
>Poke the plush
>>8702239
>>8702257
Wh-
>>8702249
>Lewdplush: Might literally explode.
>>8702284
...No, questo è il volto del male
>Squint.
>Attempt to create a psychic connection with the sun.
>>8702208
Thank you.
Although, you don't have to do things for us.
>>8702239
>Cuddle floofy bird
>>8702249
Oh. Uh...
...
>Stare
>>8702343
>The sun rejects you.
>Remember what happened last time.
>>8702319
No, è il volto di una bambola carina.
>>8702284
You alright hun?
>>8702249
..huh.
>>8702357
>Sad Solsquint.
>...I...just...wanted...to...apologize...
>>8702347
I know, but i should do it anyway
I want to show my gratitude
>>8702223
It's something wrong stiches?
>>8702239
Don't worry about me i'm used to doing maidwork
So it's okay
>>8702347
>nuzzle a lobster
You's a cute.
>>8702390
Una bambola carina tramando cose oscene.
>>8702319
>>8702347
>>8702390
>>8702415
>Attempt to stuff everyone into a maid's outfit.
>>8702446
CHIRP
>at least now I have an excuse to use the stolen collar
>stolen collar: equipped
>>8702428
>Slight fluster
Y-you too-
>>8702446
>Maided
Stitches.
Please.
Why?
>Squint at discord.
>Squint at thread.
>Psyslap both.
>>8702428
Di preciso.
>>8702446
>Wak squeak
..this..is kinda nice.
>>8702490
>>8702491
...You guys look cute though.
>>8702493
>Attempt to maid rock.
>>8702496
Cute!!
>>8702524
>Centauri has become the maidrock.
>Solsquint with the ferocity of a thousand suns at Stitch.
>...Why..?
>>8702491
...Still cute.
>>8702524
Se questo non è stato così carino e lascivo vorrei posarsi su di voi
>>8702561
...I'd hug it.
>>8702524
..t-thanks hun.
>Smooch the lewdplush on the cheek
>>8702524
...
>>8702578
...
You are kinda cute too...
...
>Embarrassed lobster
>>8702561
Because?
>>8702578
Keheheh.
>>8702600
>Smooch that best kissin wak.
>>8702620
If you need help getting it off I can helllllp.
>Roll to maid the moonrock.
>>8702578
>>8702670
>Combined rock squinting.
>>8702600
>>8702620
>Attempt to implant lewd thoughts into.
>>8702620
>[chirping intensifies]
T-thanks.
>>8702679
>birblush
...Shaddup with your eyes, it's my lobstah, I'll call him cute if I wanna.
>>8702670
I's think dat gettin' off thing had a double meanin',
>>8702670
Love you, hun~.
>>8702679
>Trust me, there's plenty in there already.
>>8702670
Oh. Uh...
I think I'll be fine.
>Attempt to remove outfit without destroying it
>>8702679
>Lobster is too pure
>>8702703
>Rub floof, platonically
>>8702679
Well you guys are cuter now.
>Roll to seduce rocks with plush lewdness.
>>8702703
>>8702743
Okay. Now kiss.
>>8702733
Heheh~
>>8702743
>lobster in ripped maids outfit
>gdi dice I'm trying to be chivalrous and loyal work with me here
>>8702779
P-PLATONIC DIAVOLO SESSO BAMBOLA
>>8702703
>Squinting intensifies.
>...You...are...a...cute...couple...
>>8702733
>>8702743
>You two are cute.
>You will make your partners happy, I know it.
>The rocks use Calm Mind on Bones and Shelldon.
>>8702779
>Psychic moonrock giggling.
>Thank you.
>Attempt to seduce Stitch.
>>8702792
>>8702821
>>8702779
Please.
We are just friends...
Platonic friends.
>Remove rest of outfit
>>8702792
>>8702838
>SWEATING
>>8702821
>Doomed to never be seduced.
>Seduce goo machine instead,
>>8702821
Thanks.
>>8702779
>Poke the plushtum
>>8702871
>But the goo machine is already seduced
>And many other things
>>8702821
PLATONIC
>>8702871
ALSO PLATONIC
>>8702838
Still platonic.
*cough* Probably *cough*
>>8702871
>Sweat
>Well, figurative sweat
Uh...You okay?
>>8702897
Platonic. Still platonic.
>>8702838
>I can see into your mind, Shelldon. I know it's more than that.
>No need to be embarrassed about it.
>>8702871
>Attempt to help make Bones more seduced by Stitch.
>>8702881
>Solsquint.
>...You...are...welcome...
>>8702897
>Moongiggles.
>Whatever you say...
THERE ARE POKEMON SCREWING OVER HERE
>>8702935
No there aren't.
>>8702935
STOP POINTING AT ME PERVERT
>>8702881
>Kidnap bonehead to go lewd him.
>>8702922
>>8702897
Yes. Have fun.
>>8702932
Thank you.
>>8702947
GOOD MASTURBATION CITIZEN
>>8702972
NOT WITH YOU STARING AT ME IT'S NOT
>>8702947
>>8702972
>>8702980
BOTH OF YOU JACK OFF RIGHT NOW
>>8702932
>Well
>You have done the impossible
>You made the bonehead even more seduced by the plush. Amazing.
>>8702964
>Bonehead status: Kidnapped
honey please.
>>8702980
ALRIGHT
>>8702984
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR MOTHER
>>8702984
I WILL EAT YOU AND VOMIT ACID ON YOUR WINDOWS
>>8702991
>>8702993
JACK OFF OR I AM GETTING MY DAD
>>8702932
We are friends.
Nothing more.
>>8703000
I'M A FUCKING PLANT MONSTER
RAWR
.
..
...
Fine.
>>8703000
This is official police business.
>Hit child with golf club.
>>8702922
Always platonic. Always.
>>8702964
THERE WILL BE NO FUN DIAVOLO. ONLY PLATONIC
>>8703017
Thank y-
>>8703028
>Fucking KOed.
>>8703028
>>8703042
...
Oh. Quality police work
WRYHYHYHY
>Sludge Wave away
>>8703042
>>8703048
You didn't see anything.
>Proceed to fall down manhole.
>>8703054
GET OFF. I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL.
>>8703063
>Disappear down the sewers.
>>8702987
>Lewd that mf husbando.
>>8703123
PUT IT IN HIS BUTT
>>8703034
Yeah.
...
>Gently hug bird
Platonic friends.
>>8703152
>roll to increase to 200% more lewd
>>8703152
>Gentle pats
Absolutely platonic friends.
>>8703160
300% platonic.
>>8703160
...
>Handholding thoughts intensify
>>8703176
So...Uh...Want to try the massage thing again? That was fun...
>>8703231
>snuggle against a Shell
Mm. Sounds nice. You's wanna get comfortable or..?
>>8703261
Uh...
>Walk to bedroom
>Lie down on bed, belly up
Like this, right? I forgot.
>>8703307
>roll to raise lewd levels by 500%
>>8703307
FFfffff-or sure. For sure that is right.
>hop on bed
>non-lewdly rub that shellfish
You's uh... liked it around the joints, right?
>>8703311
>-500% lewd
>Definitely platonic now
>>8703334
Around the joints and abdomen, I think?
>>8703371
>roll to psychically implant suggestions of lewding the bird
>>8703371
>rub dat abdomen
>massage a lobster
>get it tender
>but not too tender, that attracts Honhons
Like this?
>>8703408
>Flustered lobster squeaking
>"Platonic!"
>>8703421
Y-yeah...
>Relaxes on the bed
>>8703447
Am I's doin' sometin' wrong? You look kinda flustered.
>rub more
>lobster squeaks are cute
>>8703464
Nah, you are f-fine...
>Sighs happily
>Drifts off to sleep
>>8703508
>Shelldon Status: Slep
>resume birblanket duties
>lay on lobster and nap
>>8703545
>Angery watching
>>8704614
>Meanwhile, a bear patrols the keep, in gleaming chainmail armor.
>>8704664
>Angery sleeping or pretending to sleep
>>8704682
>Teddy isn't sure how simply sleeping can be an angery action... seems kind of uncomfortable.
>Then again, he's not a toucannon.
>He shrugs and turns his attention elsewhere.
(Goodnight par. Love you.)
>get up and start making breakfast
>>8705491
>get done with breakfast and go out to train
>Clover wakes up
>still wearing the maid outfit that stitches put on her
>she goes cleaning with it
>she doesn't notice how revealing those clothes are
What a good morning, i better clean this place they don't seem to do any actual cleaning in here
>she start cleaning despitethe revealing outfit
>>8706175
>She seems to be cooking
>Wonder where she learned to do that
>She sees clover
Oh..... hi.....
>She notices the revealing clothing and politely looks away
Oh..... my.....
... dangit Dia, you and your narcolepsy! I should fine you for sleeping too much!
>Poke the sleeping Diamond
...
>Stick a gold sheet sticky note on his head that reads
"gone training, be back soon.
-p.s 5 million p fine for sleeping in"
>Roll for how many levels his Pokémon will have gained by the end of his level grinding session
>>8706383
>she doesn't notice that tge clothes are revealing
Hello grace, feeling better?
Do you need any help with anything
>cleaning the living roon
And any news about your trainer?
What's wrong grace?
Why are you looking away?
>>8706485
No.....no news from him.....oh I'm looking away because..... I need to concentrate on cooking......
>Roll for lie to work
>>8706175
>Shelldon walks by
>Stares a little at the outfit
...
Uh...
G-good morning.
>>8706175
>Borb: Awaken
...Dat's lewd.
>>8706175
(Clovers just the right amount of thicc)
>>8706513
uh, it's something wrong?
>>8706518
good morning, shelldon, i've been cleaning like i said yesterday, you don't need to worry too much about me
>>8706574
what's lewd?
>>8706600
(and those rolls agree with you)
>>8706649
You're clothes are..... just a little...... open handed?.....
>blushes and looks away and continues making breakfast
>>8706518
>>8706574
I didn't know..... there w...ere.... so many others......
>>8706649
Well, thank you for doing that.
I can't really clean that well myself.
>>8706704
Nice to meet you.
I'm Shelldon.
>>8706649
Uh... What tha fire weasel said.
>>8706704
Ay, bambino. Clancy. Per favore non mi bruciano.
>>8706740
>roost
>z z z . . .
I'm awake... kinda...
>>8706740
no problem, i will do my best to help around this house
the only thing is that i'm not that tall, so i'll need to find some support to carry my to the ceeling, maybe a big chair can help
>>8706704
>>8706769
r-really?
i didn't notice, i'm so sorry for that
>clover gets embarrased
i didn't meant to, don't get the wrong idea, i'm not that kind of person
i'm sorry
>she bows down apologetic multiple times, a little teary eyed
>>8706769
>Rub floof, platonically
How are you feeling today?
>>8706951
>Shrug
The outfit's fine. I don't really see an issue with it, but maybe that's just me.
Anyways, we might have a stool or ladder somewhere.
>Look for one of the two
>>8706951
O-okay not a reason to be ups- I mean it's not really even that notic- I- oh- uh- okay, fak
>>8706979
Pretty good. Slept well, how'sabout you?
>>8706740
G....Grace..... nice to meet you..... As well....
>>8706769
I..... I won't hurt anyone..... don't worry......
>>8706951
It's ok.....
>notices crying
Pl.....Please don't cry..... it's ok... we know you didn't mean it like that.....
>walks over and comforts her
Please don't cry......
>>8706979
>sniff
really,..
yeah we should find a ladder
>>8707011
sorry for crying like that grace, i must look silly now
>she tries to make a smile
>>8707007
sorry, you don't need to worry about me, i'm fine
>sniff
>>8707185
>Check a closet for a ladder (evens)
>>8707011
So, how did you get here?
>>8707007
Had some nice dreams. About things.
>>8707292
oh, thanks shelldon
i think now i can reach the higher places
thank you
>clover smiles
>carries the ladder and goes clean the rest that she wasn't able to reach before
>>8706893
>zzzzz...
>>8707185
It's ok.....really.....
You remind me of my trainer a l...ittle bit..... When no one is around but me.....
>>8707292
I went out to shopping..... and I got lost..... found this place..... I'll leave if I'm a problem.....
>>8706175
>Not-angery watching
>>8707292
Glad to hear it.
>>8707459
Uh. I dunno, I'm fine with it if erryone else is.
>>8707459
oh, your trainer must be worried sick about you
maybe after i finish cleaning we can claim that you are here with us so you trainer can find you
>she goes up tha ladder to clean the high places
>>8707477
>she feels that she is being watched
>Centauri is asleep, dreaming of home.
>His rays are glowing slightly.
>Proxima is idly floating nearby, psychically humming a tune that any nearby Pokemon hear in their minds.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkECyiRExE
>>8707416
No problem.
Just ask if you need help with anything.
>Smiles
We appreciate the cleaning.
>>8707459
You are fine. Stay as long as you like.
>>8707566
>Gently hug birb from behind
>Slowly massages back with lower claws, in a friendly way
So... Anything in mind for today?
>>8707566
>>8707627
Th...Thank you so much!!
>Happy fire weasel noises
>>8707603
Thank you as well.....
I hope I can be..... some sort of help.....
>>8707603
>Max the Not-so-Mad keeps watching
>>8707627
CHIRP-
Nope. Anythin' you wanted to do?
>>8707685
Eh, we got a whole town to ourselves, ain't a big deal.
>>8707685
don't worry grace it will all be alright
>>8707705
>still has the feeling that she's beein watched
>she shrugs it off
>clover is now dusting off the celling that's not very clean
>she is high enough that somoen could peek on her
>>8707685
No problem.
...
Want to get breakfast or something?
>>8707712
>Platonic rubbing
Nothing comes to mind...
>>8707795
I sort of wish I could help. Not that good at it, though. I have a tendency to accidentally mess things up.
>>8707712
A... whole... town?...
That's a lot of people.......
>slightly intimidated
>>8707795
Thank you again.....
>>8707824
Uh.....
>pancakes that she made are stacked on a plate by the counter
.....
If you want.....
>>8707884
Oh, no. All the people are dead. Jus' me, a evil doll, a mad scientist bone monster, a devil tree, this giant lobster, a talking plant with knife hands, an' a bear with PTSD.
Nothin' to worry about.
>>8707824
>platonic hug
Huh. Well I's here for anythin' you wanna do.
>>8707824
well, do not worry about it shelldon
>>8707884
it's okay grace,when i finish i'll go eat some of your pancakes
>>8707919
i don't have knifes for hand
do i?
>looks at arms confused
>>8707884
...
Thanks.
>Takes a plate
>>8707919
>Hugs bird with one arm, the other holding a plate
Alright.
>>8707947
I still feel a bit bad for not being able to help...
>>8707919
That's a lot of pokemon.......
I don't do well..... In crowds...
>frightened
>>8707947
>>8707975
You don't have to eat them.....
I just wanted to help in some way.....
But th...ank you anyway.....
>>8707919
>>8707975
You are both really friendly toward one another.....
>>8707795
>Try to get a closer watch
>>8707919
>Angery glare
>Then back to watching the lewd not-bug
>>8707947
...I's don't actually know what you's got.
>>8708048
Eh, it ain't that bad. You's can always hide out in one of the side room if you want.- whatyameanit'splatonic
>>8708075
>squint
>resume hugging lobster
>>8708048
when i finish i'll eat them grace
>>8708075
>she doesn't notices angery birb, looking at her backside
>>8708095
well they are my arms of course
>>8707947
>trys her best to not peek
>Roll to resist urge
>>8708075
Um..... hello?.....
>>8708095
Oh..... alright then...
>>8708167
>Is to busy looking at the angry birb and clover trying to figuring out what's going on
Umm.....
...
>>8708230
Did you say something grace
>she's humming, focused on cleaning
Hey trainer here. Anyone seen a guy in a tiger mask running around?
Dipshit still owes me my Swanna back.
>>8708230
Don't talk to dat birb. He ain't a nice birb.
>>8708314
>birb: Be unaffected by grassy knolls
>I am lobstersexual
>>8708476
Uh, he was talkin' to the cut up guy 'bout piercin's 'n stuff last night.
Hey PAR what do I do when my Muk keeps trying to get in my lava lamps?
>>8708167
>Watching so close, you can almost feel the beak heating up
>Though he's not using Beak Blast
>>8708230
>Startled squawking
>>8708578
Buy a big empty vase that looks like a lava lamp of course
>>8708578
It's probably lonely. Find a second muk.
>>8708590
>Startled bugplant
Eek
She loses balance
>evens the recovers and doesn't fall
>odds she falls the stairs
>>8708476
i mean
i know two dudes with tiger masks
gotta be more specific
>>8708476
"I don't know anything about a Swanna. But I do know two people who wear Swanna masks."
>>8708641
let him chug the lava lamps
>>8708641
Wait, a Muk AND a Weezing?
...do you have blue hair?
>>8708626
>Actual worry for a few seconds
>A first since his trainer got splatted
SQUAAA?
>>8708626
>she gets back on the ladder and it's safe
>>8708935
hello...
>see's that he is worried
you don't have to worry about me i'm about done with cleaning so i'll just go down
>pets the birb, to calm him down
i'm clover, who are you?
>>8708950
Do you have blue hair, carry a rose, come from a rich family who tried to force you to marry a southern belle who looked suspiciously like your best friend/evil team mate, and occasionally burst into song about denouncing the evils of truth and love when entering a room?
>>8708990
nigga thats purple
>>8708990
Oh fucking god no.
I thought you were on to me for a minute there.
>>8709024
Koga?
>>8709024
Do you gotta go fast?
>>8709199
I mean it's KINDA blue-ish. It's just dark.
I'll give you the second one though.
>>8709202
...Are you Arceus in a dress? 'Cuz that'd be pretty hot.
>>8709202
..Kris?
>>8709324
Carl?
>>8708968
>Pets received
>Angery level : 10%, a lifetime low
MY NAME IS MAX THE M..
...Max, just Max
>>8709324
Why would I help? I like watching. Popcorn?
>>8709494
max, huh
a nice mane it suits you
i'm clover nice to meet you max
>clover smiles
>pets max more
>>8709544
Hmm... Are you an average trainer or a gym leader?
>on the couch
>eating fritos
>>8709801
>Turn ceiling fan on at VERY HIHG SPEEDS
>>8709801
>also on the couch
>eating ice cream
>>8709801
Hey, try this!
>chuck a bean flavored malasada
Kalosfag here.
What's the legality of starting a business?
>>8709864
just do it
>>8709864
JUST
DO IT
>>8709929
DONT LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS
JUST
DO
IT
!!!
but uh yeah i got no clue sorry man
pokes are probably kosher though
>>8709940
Screw the permit and the zoning laws I have the perfect idea.
Travelling salesman! I'll be back in a bit.
>>8709929
Considering that many businesses allow trainers to use their Pokémon to ease the workload I do not see a reason why Kalos would prohibit you from starting a business and having Pokémon.
>>8709995
.... or you could do that.
>>8709831
>is now windy in here
>feels nice
>>8709842
Hey adri!
Have you seen slugma around? He made a super awesome statue.
>>8709845
>smack
AH
>tries....
This is pretty good!
>>8710010
Buenos dias! Have anything you're interested in, sir? I'm still getting a few things together but do please tell me if you have any P to part with!
>>8709864
What kind of business?
>>8710049
no i didn't, i don't think i met him yet
>>8710082
.... do you have an electric violin? I've taken up violin recently, but I'd like something compatibles with my electric guitar equipment.
>>8710049
You're welcome! Call Hau or I if you want more!
>Sun drops some business cards on the floor before hopping back into Ultra Space
>>8710171
>give dog treat
>>8709581
>Angery levels: 5%
>This should not be physically poosible for this species
Squa, Clover?
>>8710233
Uh.... Thanks, I guess! I'll give it to Silvally when I see him, maybe he'll actually like me!
>>8709929
I would assume that you would have to prove that you are not overworking your pokemon and that they are happy there
Other than that i think it shouldn't be much of a big deal
>>8710272
yeah, clover, do you like my name?
>she's going to the kitchen to eat the pancakes that grace made
do you want some max?
>she eagerly awayts his repsonce
hey, rob from fuchsia here
it's taken a long time but I finally managed to get my trainer's licence and catch my first pokemon
anyone know how best to look after a venonat?
g
o
o
>>8710360
how expensive is your shit
>>8710699
Venoant. Hair is supposed to be hard and wire-like, do not attempt to soften. Do not expose to overly bright lights, it is easily entranced by such things.Prefers to remain in enclosed spaces when sleeping. Do not expose to fire or birds.
>>8710737
No. Seaweed.
>>8710737
what do you want?
Oui! Bags all packed and ready to go!
>>8710748
Most of my stock are acquired via pickup. Thus I sell at a much lower price than most shops.
>>8710360
yeah i am, it's pretty alright
it's not as glamorous as people think it is
i can get pretty stressing, more so for a stuntman like me
>>8710790
thanks uh...seaweed dude
I know what you are but I can't quite remember the name, plus my pokedex doesn't seem to be working properly and won't tell me what you are
>>8710699
Your Venonat is going to like dry, dark places such as closets. Provide him some place similar to that to nest in. Their eyes are sensitive due to being nocturnal, take care to keep them away from overly bright lights, lest their eyes get damaged.
They tend to prefer berries to eat, but other greens will work. Most like having hands run through their hair and communicate through chittering, scent, and dance. In particular yours will try more for the latter, so pay attention.
>>8710360
How much would it be?
>>8710946
I am god.
>>8710965
No. God. Not goo. Enunciation. Focus.
>>8711010
Excuse me?
>>8710860
If you ever need a pick-me-up I'm sure I can find you something!
>>8710982
Normally I would charge something around 10,000,000P! But since you're the leader of Catalyst and I'm kind of scared of you guys I'll offer you the low price of 10,000P?
Plus I can throw in the transport myself if you'll tell me where to leave it at.
>>8710965
again what do you want
>>8711010
hey al, how's things going?
>>8710965
>THUNDER!!!!!!!!
>>8711059
Well enough. Expedience is-
>>8711041
...I'll be going now.
>Sludge Wave away
>>8711045
nah, i'm fine
>>8711045
How generous of you. If you could transport the violin to Striaton City in Unova it would be appreciated. Ill transfer the funds electronically.
>>8711171
If you say so!
>>8711252
Can do! My Talonflame can get me there in a jiffy.
>>8711084
good enough for me
>>8711143
no i wll-
oh, he's already dead
>>8711284
hey bro do you have any sneasels
>>8711068
Nice shot.
>>8711143
>Draco Meteor
Always doubletap.
>>8711322
Any ideas as to why to obtain you? Perhaps he was related to the mystery caller?
>>8711370
i don't know
why would he want me?
>>8711370
*as to why he wanted to
>>8710414
(Work stuff keeps happening way past the expected hour fuuuuuck)
>Try not to yell
>Yell anyways
YES
>>8711421
I do not know. Hm. You're psychic yes? Search the body remotely. No physical contact. Traps. Contamination. Caution advised, will liquidate area if needed.
>>8711353
I'm sure I could head off to Johto and grab one after I'm done dropping this violin off, why?
>>8711542
do me a favor and look for a dude with a gay hat in alola and throw it at him
>>8711471
(no problem man)
>a bit surprised by the yell
well, i'll share with you max
>she gives him half the the pancakes
>she doesn't eat much anyway
there you go
>clover giggles
i hope you enjoy it
>>8711575
..A dude with a gay hat? Sun? All of Team Skull??
You're going to have to specify.
Anyway I made it to Striaton City, where's the lettuce man?
>>8711575
There's a gay hat guy in Alola??
>>8711578
>Eat the pancakes
>Eat them all, and loudly
SQUAAAARFGFRFGGRFFRF
>>8711664
Sitting in the grass with his narcoleptic husband.
>>8711709
>clover giggles
>she is eating politely
Are you liking it?
You know, if you want more i will make some pancakes myself just for you
>>8711665
Better find it and pawn it off for sweet P before I do!
>>8711745
>Run on over and plop the case in front of him.
Here you are, I hope it meets your expectations.
Mostly because I value my life!!
hey guys
guess who just got the petalburg gym badge
>>8711922
Morty?
>>8711575
..I'm gonna assume you don't mean me, my hat's about as plain as they get.
>>8711788
>Watch Clover be polite and generally be the exact opposite of Max
HAHAYES
SQUAA
>>8712024
How the hell is my hat gay? It's just a plain black cap.
>>8712024
That guy?
>>8711974
Nice getup, dweeb. You wear that in bed too?
Does N usually space out when you give him things?
>>8712119
well, i'll go make some more for you max
>she gets up and starting making her own pancakes
i'll try to make as delicious as possible for you
>>8712174
..Yes.
I'm pretty sure N is contracting Narcolepsy from his husband.
>>8711825
I'm certain it will.
Not that I would come after you regardless, but still.
>>8712174
Apologies, I thought I heard one of my fans approaching.
Here's your money.
>Transfer 100,000 P
Keep the extra.
>>8711974
haha no
he couldnt focus miss his way through this
it was me
>>8711825
Okay, I will!
>>8711974
>attempt to steal hat without being noticed
>>8712307
Pfff. Are you the guy I'm supposed to get a Sneasel for?
Well I can-
>>8712314
Thank you~! A pleasure doing business with you.
>Off to Route 28!
>>8712398
UB portals are cheating!!
>>8712259
>Resist the urge to keep yelling
>Even if just for few seconds
>Max was not trained for this
...thanks?
-MAX, after running out of pics