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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros "Mini-General&q

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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros "Mini-General"#5

>Hand Holding Edition<

Let's see if this "general" can last more longer...
Keep it up with those stories!

Some Pastebins

>Late Night Mischief
https://pastebin.com/k92zjehX

>Chubby Cheetah
https://pastebin.com/wXR1uYKZ
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Hoping to see more of PandaAnon!

Reposting this comic in his honor.
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>>8697672
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>>8697685
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did anyone pastebin that red panda story early last thread?
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>>8697691
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>ywn be hired as a teacher to an all girls anthro school where no one wears panties because their tails get in the way
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>>8697694
I think not, but i can copy-paste the story from the previous thread to one if the Author don't make so.

Also, a gift from the JOE thread.
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>>8697672
>>8697685
>>8697691
>>8697704

You know there are more comics than this one to post, right?

Where are the e-hentai and Exhentai links some Anon made?
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Do you think anthro worker bees would have a sex drive?
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>>8699182
No, only the queen who would be in gangbangs 24/7
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>>8702562
Is there more of this? I though i saw the entire thing.
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>>8705073
Not cool man.
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>>8705073
Kill yourself. This is why i don't like furry fandom.
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>>8705073
AHAHAAHAH grill with penisxDDDD
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>>8701442
God damn do I miss the Sharkgirl threads we used to have.
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>>8701442
Shark blowjobs are dangerous
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>>8707646
Like you wouldn't believe.
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>>8707812
>D:
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>>8707826
What's the matter, nervous?
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>>8705073
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>>8707897
Nice edit save.
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Chapter 3 of this

I think I might just call it "Death Metal Panda"

I'll try to get the whole thing uploaded to pastebin soon, phoneposting at the moment

>It's now Tuesday, and you still haven't come up with a plan
>At least you don’t have any classes today, so plenty of time to think
>The two of you have been texting back and forth, which was nice
>But you kept reminding yourself that talking with a human and agreeing to date are two completely different things
>Most anthros seemed to have as low an opinion of interspecies relationships as humans
>But she wasn’t like most anthros
>Still need to think of what to ask her to do as a date
>You start doing homework in the hopes you'll get an idea
>Finish it and still nothing
>Tuesday is band practice, so head out to meet your bandmates
>Your guitarist apologizes for leaving you Saturday night
>You accept his apology, though are still a bit peeved about it
>He got scared when he heard she was a panda
> You just stare at him for a few seconds before bursting out in laughter
>Scared, he got scared, of a panda
“Why were you scared of her?”
>”It’s not something I wanna talk about.”
>He actually seemed to be getting a bit upset, so you dropped it
>The three of you have a songwriting session
>Your guitarist had written some lyrics about stabbing babies in a maternity ward
>Brutal
>Y'all are able to come up with some riffs that go well with the lyrics, and have the beginning of a pretty metal song
>After practice your guitarist leaves fairly quickly, leaving just you and your drummer
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>>8707985
>”You ok?” he asks you
“Yeah, why?”
>”It's just you didn’t seem to quite have the drive you usually do, like…you met a girl didn't you?”
>Damn that bastard is observant
>You don’t say anything, just kind of purse your lips
>”I knew it, what's her name?”
“No, I haven't met anyone.”
>”Bullshit, I know that face you made when I said something,” He pauses for a second, “It's that panda you two were talking about isn't it. That’s why you won't admit it.”
>How the hell does he do it?
“Yes, ok, you're right, happy?”
>“You tell her how you feel?”
“Not yet”
>”So you plan on doing it, good, hope that works out for you. An actual girlfriend beats the floozies we get any day of the week.”
>You just kind of cock your head a bit, he sounds surprisingly ok with telling you that
>”You heard of Paws and Claws? It's a restaurant downtown, most Saturday nights they have live music. They also have quite a diverse menu, great place for both a human and anthro to go to.”
“How do you know that?”
>He just smiles, “That's right, my girlfriend moved across the country before you joined the band. She was a fox, in both senses of the word.”
>You didn’t know he'd had an anthro girlfriend, guess he never had a reason to mention it
“People ever say anything to you when you were dating her?”
>”Honestly, not really. Most people don't approve but it's not like they're actually gonna' do anything about it. Family's what you gotta' worry about, they can be a real pain if they're zealously against it."
>Your parents live 200 miles away, so wouldn't need to worry about that. She lives with her dad still though. Meh, you'll jump off that bridge if you come to it.
>You two talk for a bit longer, then you head back to your apartment
>When you get home, you look up that restaurant he mentioned
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>>8708000
>It looks like they'll be having a band play Saturday night, and overall does appear to be a good idea for a first date
>So that just leaves asking her, and hoping she says yes
>You had a pretty good feeling she would, but were still feeling nervous about it
>Tomorrow rolls around, and it's the moment of truth
>You find a booth in an area of the cafeteria with few people around, means it's quieter
>As the two of you are eating, you go for it
"Do you have any plans Saturday?"
>She thinks for a few seconds, "I don't believe so, what's up?"
"I heard about this place, Paws and Claws, they're gonna' have a band playing and supposedly have pretty good food. I was wondering if you'd like to go with me, like a-"
>"As a date?" She interrupts you, her right lip curling up in a half smile
"Yeah."
>She puts on a face like she's thinking about it, but she also has this playful look that gives a rather big inkling to her answer, "What time?"
"The band starts at 8. I could pick you up around 7 or so."
>"Sounds good"
"Great, so it's a date then."
>She said yes, you're so happy, but you restrain your smile somewhat, try to play it cool
>After lunch and the rest of your classes, you head off to Wal-Mart
>Gotta get something nice to wear for Saturday

>Be Jade
>Anon asked you out earlier today
>You're excited
>You've never been to Paws and Claws, but know you're gonna' have a great time with Anon
>When you get home you try to find your black dress, but it doesn't seem to be in your closet
>Maybe dad knows where it is
>You go to the living room and find him in his recliner, watching the news
"Hey dad, I can't find my black dress. Do you know where it is?"
>"I think it got moved to the guest bedroom closet a while back, let me get up and check."
>He puts down his recliner and gets up
>At 6'6" he's almost a foot taller than you, and being over 300 pounds he's earned the title of "Giant Panda"
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>>8708021
>He goes to the guest bedroom and comes back fairly quickly with your dress on a hanger
>"Here you go Pumpkin, what do you need it for?"
"I've got a date Saturday."
>"That's great, remember if he doesn't treat you good just tell me and I'll hammer him into the ground like a tent stake."
>Jesuschristhowhorrifying
"Dad I can take care of myself, besides he's a pretty great guy."
>"That's good, saves me from a manslaughter charge," he plops back down into his recliner.
>You take your dress and go back to your room
>Putting it on you're a bit surprised it still fits fine, but it's a good surprise
>You can't wait for Saturday
End of Chapter 3
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>>8707985
>>8708000
>>8708021
>>8708037
Nice
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>>8708037
Ok managed to get it copied to a pastebin

https://pastebin.com/qr3bKFXz

Should have all 3 chapters
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>>8708037
where is the pastebin?
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>>8708143
>>8708151
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Chapter 1: Buff Bear
>"Come on Anon, only five more, you can do it, five more, push it"
>Only five more, thats what she already said ten times ago
>You try in vain to push the heavy weights of you chest one mor time and fail
>Only two seconds of your struggle later the barbell is lifted from you
>Eirin is looking down on you, almost effortlessly holding the pole in one hand
>"Not bad, you nearly got 20 this time. Tomorrow we will ad some more weight"
>You lay on the bench in the fitness studio and try to keep breathing, as your chest and arm muscles burn
>Eirin has already cleaned up, placed the weight back on the rack and is doing push ups
>You always thought bears were supposed to be lazy, fat and soft
>Eirin has destroyed that prejudice
>You met her when you tried to lift a crate of water up the stairs when the elevator was broken
>While you struggled with your load she simply grabbed the crate and carried it with one hand
>You were suprised and agreed to let her coach your new fitness training
>That was a mistake, she is a powerhouse, completely inexhaustible
>There has been a time where you never saw a fitness studio from the inside
>Now you spend 2 hours in it every day, 6 days a week
>Your baby fat has molten away and muscles are starting to form but it will still take some time
>Eirin meanwhile is sporting a sixpack that is clearly visible, even through her fur
>Her biceps is neraly a big as your head and her legs turn the pedals of the exercise bike for nearly an hour against resistance 10
>You can't even move them at this level
>Eirin has finished her 20 ppush ups and grabs your arm
>"Come on Anon, lets go to the rowing machine next, this time we will only do 5 kilometers"
>Help!
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2 hours later

>You are so tired that Eirin has to nearly carry you back to your apartment
>Once you are back you simply fall into your bed
>Tomorrow is a new day and Eirin is going to drag you back
>For some reason she is still enduring you with the patience of an angel
>Now you need sleep and you already know that you are going to regret it
>The muscle ache are terrible but the protein shakes are worse
>They always taste like someone poured flour into stale water and filterd it with an old sock
>With your last thought being about socks you drift off to sleep
End of Chapter 1

https://pastebin.com/NXJDZ65X

Still working on it but don't expect something as long as Chubby Cheetah
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>>8708687
>2 hours in it every day, 6 days a week
that is way way too much for a beginner and would do more harm than good
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>>8708734
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>>8701442
Yup, those were a very good threads!
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>>8708712
Sounds like she goes to /fit/
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>>8697622

Anthro in FERAL size wise, how would having sex with an animal that is small/big would cause?

Also, if you build a strip club of furry/scalie/insect how would you design it?

I'll go first:
>Name of the resturaunt
ZOOphilia
>The building will be build like a big oval bowl
>Tall giraffes pole dancing in the center of the stage
>Bird ladies dancing in their cages on the second floor
>Tiny mice gals in tiny sizes pole dancing platform in the men's table in order to "entertain" the customers
>Wasps will pole dance on the decorative lamps on the second floor
>tiny ants in a skimpy made-out-of-leaf-clothes will come in line delivering free-example foods across the strip bar.
>Eeels will strip pole inside pod-like water tank and they can use their electricity ability to give people a light show
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>>8710101
All that sounds very expensive
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>>8710159
It is. Now tell me your ideas anon!
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>>8710181
I'd rather run a brothel desu
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>>8707897
Having a deer gf would a pain in the ass considering how skittish they are
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Don't doom your heritage by polluting it with furbabies
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>>8719726
>yfw human x anthro = anthro equivalent of hairless dog and cat breeds.
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>>8708712
>don't expect something as long as Chubby Cheetah

:(
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>>8719872
All I wanted was anthro daughters and human sons, but nature is cruel indeed.
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>>8697622
Cute
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>>8721074
>>8719872
don't know, it can look good
>>8698893
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Any h-game with Human M x Furry F content? Beside CoC, TiTS and Breeding Season of course.
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>>8707897
Now that's better
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>>8710101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
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>>8719872
>>8721074
I don't really dig his art style but good lord does Yeshka of By the Book do things for me.

She is a gnoll, but goes for the punk vibe by shaving the vast majority of her fur so she has fluffy tail, limbs and hair between her furry ears. Rest is shaved, including the face.
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>>8727865
This looks neat, is it a whole comic or still WIP?
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Would you care if your dog gf had more than 2 nipples?
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>>8730984
I'd be fine with it. More to play with.
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>>8730984
it would be weird if they didnt
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>>8730984
I'd be displeased that they're only nipples and not full grown tits
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>>8730984
I'd love it.
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>>8708037
This is great metal and furry porn are my two favorite things
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>>8730984
Multi-nip beasts are the best, even if dogs aren't my first choice
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This a good fetish.
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>>8732077
I prefer it when they descend in size the further down you go so that I can have cow tits and dfc on the same waifu.
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>>8730984
more erogenous zones? who wouldn't want that?
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>>8732077
Jesus...
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>>8702562
>>8702566
>>8702575
>>8702583

What's that, Fetish Fairy? I've unlocked a new level to my degeneracy?
Woo! Level up, bitches!
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>>8707897

Yes, that's better.
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>>8732166

>kobold
>it's some half-arsed doggy beastgirl
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>>8736232
In the old D&D edition kobolds were little dog monsters. It's in the later editions they were made into little lizards. Japan never got the the editions that made them more lizard-like and so that's why kobolds in Japan are more dog-like. To go even further, the classic mythological depiction of kobolds is just little ugly humans/goblins.
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>>8736316
"Classic mythological" monsters are all the same.
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>>8736438
that's because they're all pretty much the same monster but with different names and minor differences in location/personality
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>>8736316
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>>8736466
It's all pretty much "little people who live in the woods and eat children if they don't sprinkle salt on a freshly dug grave at half past five on a March Tuesday".
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>>8732077
god the attention to detail on her. love the way her fur flows in the arm pits. I'm not a pit guy let alone hairy pits, its just the way little details like that add to her fluffyness.
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>>8737168
Making their furries actually look furry is something the japs are really good at.
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>>8737302
Mmmm, multi-breast and big meaty paws, my favorite.
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>>8737302
Nezumi is a mixed bag, but man i love er
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>>8738718
I actually really like nezumi when she isn't drawing scat.
Being a pig girl must be terrible.
The only thing that you have over humans is your sense of smell and you can't keep weight off to save your life.
The only way to make it in society is to flaunt your slutty fat body.
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>>8737302
>>8738718
>>8739122
>Nezumi
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>>8739122
They get to have hour orgasms though.
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>>8740424
Source?
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>>8740424
pretty sure that's just the males
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So a couple of threads ago someone started a greentext story anon getting himself a couple of pet girls.
But the writefag disappeared so now I'm taking a crack at it.
Not much lewd or dialogue yet mostly just setting the stage and describing characters.
Hope you enjoy

>you are anon and you may have just made of the worst mistake of your life
>as you drive home you remember how it was that this fate befell you
>you heard one of the local anthro shelters was going bust and was shutting down
>normally you wouldn't consider this any of your business but many of the other shelters they could've sent their anthros to were already overcrowded
>the sad fact being that many of the anthros would have to be put down
>apparently many other people also considered it sad because when you went over there to save an anthro or 2 the place was already crawling with adopters
>of course since you were late to the party all the even mildly interesting anthros had already been adopted
>that still left plenty of cats and dogs still looking for a home tho
>you realized when you were told how much the adoption process cost that it would probably be smart to only adopt one pet
>then the decision only came down to whether to save a cat or a dog
>the fact that both a cat and a dog currently sat in the backseat of your car showed how much of an indecisive faggot you are
>directly behind you sat a very energetic and happy dog girl named coco while opposite of her sat a cat girl named bailey desperately trying to keep her cool
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>you were constantly glancing in you rear-view mirror to make sure your poor bailey was okay
>most of her fur was hodgepodge of greys, browns and blacks haphazardly strewn about except for her belly and paws which were a solid creamy white
>she had the face of a kitten with big green cat eyes and a cute button nose and perky alert ears
>her hair was cut short and the same hodgepodge color scheme as her fur
>she had a relaxed demeanor about her, legs spread out, back slouched and her head tilted to watch the scenery outside her window go by
>but you could easily it was all an act by how tightly she held her armrests and how many claw-marks she had put into them from the tiny bumps along the road
>she hardly spoke a word the entire trip
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>coco on the other hand couldn't be happier taking a ride in the car and you constantly had to tell her to sit still in her seat
>she was some sort of border collie mix but they weren't sure what she had been mixed with
>her fur was a solid dark brown in the back and a solid white in the front continuing along her underarms and inner thighs
>she had a short muzzle with big droopy ears and big brown puppy dog eyes
>her hair was long, down to her shoulder, and the same dark brown as her back
>she could barely contain her energy, when she was making an attempt to behave she sat with her legs pressed tightly together and her back straight nearly vibrating in her seat
>but when she wasn't she was either trying to hug or lick you around the front seat or sticking her head out the window
>and always there was the incessant thumping of her wagging tail against the seat and her commentary about the all the sights she was seeing
>you tell yourself the reason you just ruined your finances and threw away 90% of your free time was because saving lives is the right thing to do
>but the truth is that you have an ulterior motive you refuse to admit even to yourself
>as you look over the bodies of your new pets your ulterior motive makes itself known
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>with how much coco is bouncing around back there you couldn't help but notice her huge bouncy tits
>all 8 of them
>well the biggest pair were also the highest, you'd say they measured around a D or maybe an E, with each lower pair smaller than the the one above it
>C, B and her lowest being A's just above her crotch
>as your eyes trail there you thank god she kept her legs closed or else you might have a problem on your hands
>you eyes continue down to her thick thighs and back up to her sizable ass
>it's only now you realize how buxom she is
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>you look over to baileys breasts and find them much less impressive
>she only has 6 and her top pair are only A's
>her lower 4 are completely flat against her stomach
>speaking of her stomach you are impressed by how trim and athletic is
>as your eyes continue down between her legs you nearly slam on your brakes at what you see there
>but then you realize it's just her tail
>it's a good thing she has her tail between her legs or else you'd be able to see everything since she has them spread wide
>and oh boy her legs are definitely her best feature
>long and luxurious, her legs have just the right amount of tight muscle and fat to make you want to worship every inch of them
>her ass has the same quality to it, trim and athletic
>you tear your eyes away from them as your problem begins to show itself
>as coco begins to put her arms around the seat again you sigh and say to yourself
"It's gonna be a long drive home."

Thats it for this bit.
Hope you liked it.
As i said this is just set up and as such I don't consider this chapter 1 more like chapter 0.
As such when I get writing tomorrow I'll have something actually interesting happen and no character descriptions.
Criticism is both welcome and expected.
https://pastebin.com/Tc8VxqSW
Good night /hmofa/
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>>8719872
I always imagined that human x anthro hybrid would look like Callie Briggs.
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>>8742159
very nice writefag
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>>8742156
>>8742159
>multiple breasts

interesting, not many go that rout
personally I'm ambivalent about them since even the one pair of permanently developed breasts makes little sense from an evolutionary stand point (more on subject https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcrxNBlqrbM)
on the other hand YAY TITS!
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>>8744426
>>8744816
Thanks guys
I'm glad it wasn't obvious that this was my first time making a greentext of any length.
I'll hopefully have chapter 1 posted tonight.
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>>8747237
That is...a weird dick...for a human...

Don't you think?
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>>8742159
You need an account in order to update your story in pastebin. You dont have to when you are only doing it once.
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>>8747354
I guess it's shitty edit, my bad.
I will throw something else as compensation.
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>>8737302
the only issue I had with that piece though is an issue many artists overlook, fur and nipple boundries. The nipples never look like they are bald spot but rather either slapped over the fur, or the fur somehow melded into flesh.

A lot of the art of the guy you posted (nezumi) handles it in a rather lazy way imo, but it at least looks like a clear difference between flesha nd fur.
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>>8747354
Maybe it's just his balls?
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>>8750652
what's this from?
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>>8754713
Are you blind?
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>>8754759
i don't recognize the title screen, and the full name is blocked. are you retarded?
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>>8754944

>the full name is blocked
You haven't actually watched the full animation, have you?

As in, to the end?
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>>8755017
yes i have, and her tail is in the way through the whole loop.
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>>8755047
>her tail is in the way through the whole loop.
What? Even when she pulls it entirely below the title and leans forward?

Where are you looking?
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>>8755144
>she pulls it entirely below the title and leans forward
yeah i'm not seeing this part either.

nevermind about the title, though, i just searched the tags i could name.
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>>8755047
>>8755573
>yeah i'm not seeing this part either.

Guess I'll just send a screenshot.Strange how you guys weren't seeing this.
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Been reading through a lot of human/furry fiction on FA and SoFurry recently. What's you favorite kind of story scenario for such a pairing, /trash/?

>human world where the anthro girl is a spirit or shapeshifter
>human world where the anthro girl comes from another dimension/world/realm
>anthros are new and/or rare, due to whatever plot reason you can think of
>anthros have been round for a while but are either segregated or voluntarily choose to stay separate from humans (except for those crazy human-fascinated furry girls)
>humans and anthros coexist in relatively equal numbers, and it's perfectly accepted
>humans are the rare or near-extinct ones, or the protagonist/insert is the fish-out-of-water in an anthro-dominated society
>other
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>>8757864
I like the idea of humans and anthros existing together without any real difference between them aside from their obvious species traits

Like I could go to work and have to deal with some sloth fuck driving 30 in a 40mph zone, and as I speed by him I scream some sloth slur at him and speed away before he can respond

I mean yeah it can be boring, but all the other scenarios just sorta add a bunch of un-needed weight to it all
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>>8755721
thanks anon.
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>>8757864
any chance you could link a few for reference?
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>>8758039
i suppose that universe could work, so long as the child type is dependent on the mother.
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>>8748309
I don't plan on updating it.
I'm just going to make each chapter it's own pastebin.
Also I might not get chapter 1 done tonight.
If i don't would you guys prefer I post what I got finished today or wait until i got it done and post it all tomorrow?
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>>8760572
I say post it at the end of the chapter.
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>>8757670
>"I-I'm also a trans female... and bisexual."
>"...And a member of the secret Neo-World Schutzstaffel "
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>>8757864
Probably the first, but that's mostly of my shapeshifting/supernatural fetishes. Otherwise just existing the same as humans, with maybe countries/areas that are mostly furry, and some that are mostly human, with a few being a more equal mix of both.
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>>8707880
not the same guy but
>tfw this actually turns me on more
>:D
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I managed to get it done.
Without further ado i present chapter 1

>after a long drive and much threatening to turn this car around you finally made it
"We're home!"
>bailey almost falls out the door in her mad dash to get out
>coco on the other hand was gone like a lightning bolt
>down the driveway, up the steps and had to brace herself to prevent slamming into the door, which she started happily bouncing in front of while she waited on you 2 to get there
>the house was originally supposed to be a summer home for your friends well off parents but they lost interest in it and decided to rent it to you for cheap
>besides the omnipresent mosquitoes (thankful none of the anthro variety), the cranky old neighbors and the giant windows making sure you only had privacy by virtue of how out of the way this place was, you don't know why they'd didn't want to deal with it anymore
>Oh, it was also on the edge of a lake, so that was nice
>you made your way to front door with bailey trailing behind and coco shouting impatiently for you to hurry up
"Oh I can't wait to see and smell all of masters stuff! Do you have a TV?"
>as you reach the door you tell coco you do in fact have a TV and she takes the opportunity to give you another big hug
>you've since realized that all this hugging is just an excuse to smell your clothes
"Coco, If you don't let me go I won't be able to unlock the door"
"Oh, sorry!"
>she steps aside to finally let you at the door
>since this will be their home from now on you decide to make a show of it, slowing turning the key, then giving the same treatment to the knob before bombastically throwing open the door and shouting
"Welcome to your new home girls!"
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>As expected coco is the first to run in while you waited for bailey to more cautiously make her way into the rather featureless hallway entrance
>the first thing either of them saw was 2 doors on the left, 1 to your bedroom the other to your bathroom, before turning the corner when coco said
"Oh wow master your living room is so big!"
>thats only because your living room was also your kitchen
>it still had all the amenities of a living room, sofa, recliner, coffee table and wall mounted TV
>no kitchen table or chairs tho
>tucked along the back wall was everything needed to serve as a kitchen
>fridge, stove, microwave and pantry
>you were reminded of trying to figure out how you were going to feed these girls
>but then coco loudly flopped herself onto the sofa snapping you out of your thoughts
>you had a blanket laying the sofa which coco eagerly took the opportunity to take big deep sniffs of
"hmmmm, It smells like you master"
>she rolled over onto her back with the blanket covering her face while bailey seemed to take more interest in the recliner
>the first thing was curl into a ball and snuggle into the seat
>she looked like she had been made to fit into that chair
>once she was satisfied by the chairs comfiness she stretched herself out reclined in it
>now with both your pets on their backs with their tummies dangerously exposed you go in for the attack
>with lightning quick reflexes you reach over both of them and start softly scratching around their bellybuttons
>bailey gives a brief meow of surprise before arching her back and purring in pleasure
>coco stops her sniffing to peak out from under the blanket and begins wagging her tail at a million miles a minute
>but in their pleasure they seem to have accidentally expose another part of themselves that had been previously hidden from you
>once again your alternative motive begins to surface
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>bailey has spread her legs wide, totally exposing herself to your hungry eyes
>her pussy is surprisingly similar to a minimalistic human girls if it wasn't for the slightly darkened fur around it or the slightly more prominent clit
>but the most striking detail is how small and tight it is
>even just looking at it you can tell you'd have trouble fitting your pinkie inside, let alone your dick
>with your curiosity peeked you move your eyes over to coco and she immediately meets your gaze
>she looks down at your hand and then back up to you as if asking you to scratch her lower
>you look down on her and she has totally exposed herself just like bailey
>her tails seems to wag slower as your eyes focus on her cunt
>it's more dissimilar to a humans than baileys is
>her fur parts way around it leaving totally hairless down there, her lips are much thicker than a humans and her clitoral hood has a slight point to it but still maintains a human shape rather than the triangular appearance of a ferals
>you better put an end to this before you commit a crime
>you stop scratching them and walk in front of the coffee table
>bailey gives you an appreciative smile while coco looks more disappointed
>the red glow of the sunset begins to make it's way through the window
>You clear your throat
"So I'm glad you girls are settling yourselfs in, but it's getting late and we've had a long day"
"So whats the first thing you want to in your new home before bedtime?"
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So thats it for chapter 1.
I will be putting what happens next up on a poll so decide for yourselfs what the girls ask for.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12750798

The pastebin as always https://pastebin.com/HXcPmseG

Once again criticism is both welcome and expected so you better give some.

Goodnight /hmofa/
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>>8763122
My only critisism is the management pf your chapters. Get an account so you could save and edit your two chapters in one place.
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Just as a general interest check would people be interested in a fic of as of yet indeterminate length which involves other kinks? In this case I'm thinking of doing something with some weight gain type elements mixed in. Obviously shitposting is inevitable, but I'd like to see if these is any real interest in this sort of fic or if it is better off posted elsewhere despite having the anthro female/human male arrangement.
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>>8763303
I don't mind you posting here but i'll just remind you the fat threads still exists
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>>8763348
Yeah, that was a part of the concern regarding it. Unfortunately there doesn't seem to be much presence with writing in those threads for whatever reason, hence my considering posting it here.
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>>8763303
Count me interested, fair enough that others may not be though.
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>>8763787
There was a general writefaggotry thread floating about.

You can post general stories in those.

If we start broadening the definition of what fits in the human male on female anthro general, this thread will soon fracture due to more and more extreme fetishes.
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>>8758841
If there's a specific type of scenario you want to see, I'll try to remember the ones I've read. Here are just a few of my favorites so far, all of them can be found on SoFurry (since I think it has a much better tag-browsing system than FA). Most of these are canine-focused.

>"Fate also smiles" by Wirewolf (Human/vixen: human moves to largely anthro community, anthros are prejudiced and there's some drama between both protagonists)
>"Alpha Bitch" by capthavoc123 (Human/dog: human goes to all-fur college and is bullied by a German Shepard girl who eventually takes a liking to him)
>"Fur and Skin" series by OneDirtyDog (Human/wolfess: humans and wolf anthros share the same world but don't often mix, protagonist goes to a bar where the two species hook up for sex and eventually falls in love with a wolfess)
>"Crossing Stars" by Baron03 (human/wolf-fox hybrid, one of the last humans after an apocalypse is captured by alien furry girls, very sci-fi; a lot of what this guy writes is honestly really good for human/anthro fans)
>"Travelling Music" by Chipotle (Human/cat, human encounters a hitchhiker anthro who comes from a parallel Earth where anthros have pet humans, the two try to figure out how to send the girl home but also fall in love)
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>>8765665
This
Trying to cram everything into one thread just doesn't work. While I'm perfectly capable of ignoring stuff I don't like, it makes it harder to find stuff one is actually interested i.n
When I want a specific topic I just open a new tab with the appropriate thread and have everything I want at my fingertips.
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One of my favorites:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10202648/1/The-Road-to-Whiterun
>It details the travels of an Imperial merchant, Caleb and his mercenary-for-hire, a Suthay-Raht Khajiit named Kara, and the shenanigans that occur when a curious Khajiit comes onto an Imperial with an aversion to the beast races.

>>8765974
Anything by capthavoc123 is good.
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>>8765974
>SoFurry
Does the search function even work on that site?
Searched for those titles and authors but found nothing.
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>>8767099
Logged in?
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>>8767133
yep
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>>8767099
I'd just substitute the author's username in the URL or do a google search with Sofurry as the domain. The actual search bar seems to be mostly for tag browsing.
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human scum
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>>8768572
Furbois BTFO.
Your women are ours now.
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>>8765974
>"Travelling Music" by Chipotle
> human encounters a hitchhiker anthro who comes from a parallel Earth where anthros have pet humans

A reverse Pet of Furs story.
>>8609309 might be interested
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>>8763122
Looks like food has won it.
I'll start writing the next chapter now.
>>8763174
Yeah sorry but I don't want to get an account.
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>>8768572
I prefer to be notorious scum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEpgD_iaX7E

Chapter 4
>Today's the day of your and Jade's first date
>You can't remember when you last went on one
>Usually you'd just bang the occasional piece of ass from a gig
>Got your fair share as the singer, they never cared that you played bass though
>You get dress in a button up shirt, nice pants and shoes
>They really do have everything at Wal-Mart
>Put your hair back in a ponytail, you play metal so of course it's long
>You get in your car and start driving to pick her up
>Immaculate blue 1987 Plymouth Reliant
>You just love the bench seats and overall look of a K-car
>30 years old, but you’ve been good to her and she still runs like a dream
>You arrive at her place, and give her a call to let you know you're there
>You'd have gone up to her door but she didn’t feel like her dad was ready to see her on a date with a human
>She comes out wearing a black dress that goes down to her knees, and what look like ornate wooden sandals
>The dress also shows a fair bit of cleavage
>Her usual attire kind of hid how big her breasts were, calling them “melons” wouldn't be inaccurate
>She gets in and greets you with a kiss on the cheek
>Her fur makes it tickle a bit, and any concerns you had about the date going bad seem to disappear
>You look her over, it looks like she put on black lipstick to make her lips look fuller, and may have done something with her eyelashes, though the black fur around her eyes makes it difficult to tell
>You shift into gear and begin the drive, idly chitchatting along the way
>The drive is pleasant and uneventful, and after about 15 minutes you arrive at Paws and Claws
>You find a nearby place to park (yay) and get out of the car
>When you enter the restaurant the host, a flamboyant grey fox, greets you
>”Welcome to Paws and Claws, is it just you two cuties today?”
"Yeah, just us. Can we get a booth near the stage?"
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>>8770103

>"Absolutely, I'm pretty sure we still have a place," he takes two menus and leads you and Jade to a booth that gives you a nice view of the stage
>He hands each of you a menu, and tells you that a waiter will be with you shortly
>They have some kind of bamboo shoot stew on the menu, which she recommends getting as a side
>Wheninrome.bmp
>You decide to order it with your entree, and she gets it too
>Your food arrives fairly quickly, and to your surprise the bamboo stew is actually rather good
>After eating you both turn to watch the band, who are about to go on
>They're...all right, they play about half southern rock covers and half their own material
>You're also pretty sure they're on something, not sure what, the rhythm guitarist looks high enough he's in danger of breaking orbit though
>Does let you and Jade make fun of them some at least
>After the lackluster show they set up for the patrons to do karaoke
>Jade wants to sing a song with you
>You agree, could be fun
>She picks a rock song that the two of you can sing together
>While waiting your turn you watch the other people going ahead of you
>Quality is all over the place, some are so drunk they can barely stand
>A bat guy goes on and just shrieks the whole time
>Soon it's you and Jade's turn and you both head up to the stage
>You each take a mic and you look over everyone in the restaurant
>No dirty looks, no one seemingly disapproving of you being with an anthro
>Feelsgoodman
>The two of you start singing, and while you're all right at singing clean, her voice is majestic
>You two really get into singing, moving around and having a blast with the song
>When you finish, it seems like the crowd applauds the loudest you've heard them do so far tonight
>You and Jade decide to go ahead and head back home shortly after you finish
>"That was awesome, you can sing clean pretty good."
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>>8770124

"I've got nothing on you though."
>"Did you really think I was that good?"
"Absolutely amazing."
>You and her keep talking until you get her back to her house
>You lean over to kiss her, and her lips touch yours
>You've never kissed an anthro before, it feels...right
>When you break the kiss, you look into her eyes, neither of you quite wanting it to end
>You go back in, get a little carried away for a first kiss when you wind up tongue wrestling with her
>She's the one to eventually break off, "I should get heading inside, see you Monday."
"See you Monday, good night."
>She gets out of the car and heads into her house
>You drive home, it's been a damn good day
End of Chapter 4

It's kind of short, but the next chapter I plan to have some foolin' around

Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/qr3bKFXz
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>>8768880
>>8770103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8sQb9nb7w
HUMAN SCUM
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>>8771996
Wait what did she make up?
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>>8774124
It all
She made it all up
Everything
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Do you think your furry gf would be offended if you wore a fursuit?
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>>8775594
It'd probably be the equivalent of wearing one of those caricature celebrity Halloween masks; she'd probably love you enough to indulge in your kinks, but it'd probably look extremely ridiculous to her. I'd imagine she'd probably be laughing at you more than being offended.
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>>8775667
Holy shit I think I overdid it on the "probably" there.
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>>8775594
Imagine the reverse. You (assume you're a normie) wouldn't be offended but your reaction probably wouldn't be too positive either.
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>>8757670
>reddishmaroon_wolfy.jpg
is tehre more?
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>>8775743
Doesn't look like it. Seems to be a one-off thing done as a gift for someone else.
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>>8765974
Can't for the life of me find "Crossing Stars". Found all the other ones fine, but not that one. Fur and Skin was great, read it a few months ago. Funny enough, I eventually ended up skipping all the sex scenes to get to more about their general relationship and how family/friends/neighbors treated them.
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>>8779376
>Can't for the life of me find "Crossing Stars".
Not sure why it's not showing up, but here it is anyway:
https://www.sofurry.com/view/601634

>Funny enough, I eventually ended up skipping all the sex scenes to get to more about their general relationship and how family/friends/neighbors treated them.
I was honestly the same exact way, even with other stories. Not to say these guys aren't decent smut writers, but sometimes I just gloss over the sex scenes and just want to read more about the budding relationships.
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>>8779482
>registered users only

For what purpose?
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>>8779728
Yeah, I have no idea why some people do that and others don't care. Still, I just use dummy accounts anyway which at least lets you save filters and block lists so certain stuff doesn't keep popping up.
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>>8770145
>Good date, Checked
>Singing with her. checked
>Kiss her, cheked
>Break her in half with your dick, uncheked
>Dubs, checked?

Well... that was a quick way to start "love" with her, but hey, not bad.
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>>8780191
Yeah it was kind of quick, I just wasn't really feeling that setting so just wound up kind of trying to get through that.
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>>8779482
>just want to read more about the budding relationships.
Exactly. Smut fics are a dime a dozen (just look at where we are right now) but a half way compelling relationship is gold. Though really, it was the mother's opposition in Fur and Skin that really made it for me.

Thanks for the link. I have no idea why Sofurry has such dumb searching but it screws me over constantly.
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>>8765974
Can't find them. Got links? Alpha Bitch and Crossing Stars in particular sound interesting.
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>>8782272
>I have no idea why Sofurry has such dumb searching but it screws me over constantly.
Yeah, it's definitely a beast in of itself. I usually end up bookmarking profiles just to be safe.

>>8782639
>Crossing Stars
https://www.sofurry.com/view/601634
>Alpha Bitch
https://www.sofurry.com/view/643513
Might need to be logged in to view these.
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>>8784334
size difference is fun
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>>8763122
I'm cutting it close with this one.
Stayed up real late to finish it.
Hope you like chapter 2 of bailey and coco

"I'm hungry!"
>the fact your 2 pets said this in almost perfect unison sort of unnerved you
>but to be honest a bite to eat sounded good right now
>with that said you dread opening your fridge
>unfortunately you don't have anything to eat outside, not anything your pets can eat anyway
>so you swallow your pride, headed over and opened it
>the emptiness in your fridge makes you heart sink
>the only things in there are your leftover lasagna which you originally planned to take to work on monday, 2 full packs of hotdog wieners, a pack of cheese slices, a carton of milk, eggs, lettuce, onions, mushrooms and tomatoes
>you struggle to imagine what you could make for them
>you know for a fact they will not appreciate being given a salad as their first meal here so the veggies are out
>cats liking milk probably isn't just a myth so bailey would like the milk
>but that doesn't make a meal
>you'd really like to avoid using the lasagna if you can
>so that leaves you with the hot dog wieners, eggs and cheese
>damn if only you had hot dog buns this would be easy
>you're not much of a cook and you have no idea what you could make with this
>thank god you have the internet just for this kind of situation
>one quick google search on your phone later you got something
>cheesy hot dog scramble
>sounds terrible but it's pretty easy to make
>pretty much just scrambled eggs with sliced hot dog and cheese mixed in
>with that in mind you get to work
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"Master~, is it done yet?"
>you found out that coco is pretty much a slave to her stomach
>you had put on the TV in order to distract them long enough to cook this
>you don't actually have cable but you do have an internet connection on it
>so they had just started browsing through some videos and movies you had downloaded
>bailey seemed quite content to do this, she seemed to be mostly into stunt videos
>whereas coco completely ignored the TV in favor of watching you cook and loudly complaining that it was taking too long
>the only solace you got in this task is that since coco wasn't quite as happy at the moment the constant rhythmic thumping of her wagging tail against the sofa had stopped
"Almost there coco, just wait 2 more minutes"
>you were actually pretty much done, just trying to thoroughly mix everything together
>but before you take it out to your guests you decide on a quick taste test
>just to make sure it isn't toxic
>you take a small bite and on the contrary it's one of the most bland things you've ever tasted
>it doesn't feel right to give them something so boring as a first meal
>thankfully you do have a cupboard full of spices and sauces to help with this
>just add a little bit of pepper and something called vegetable spice and you try for another taste test
>but this one doesn't go so well
"Hey! You're already eating it, leave some for us!"
>oops, looks like you got found out
>well it's at least palatable now so you just chuckle at coco's antics and bring it over to the living room and laying it down in front of them
"Bon apatite"
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>despite her previous whining coco lets bailey take the first bite
"So how is it?"
>bailey thinks for a moment while coco has a bite and says
"It's really bland"
>ouch
>you saw it coming from a mile away but it still hurt
>coco give bailey a quick slap on the wrist and says
"Well I think it' very good, thank you master"
>you know shes just patronizing you but you can't help but feel better
>but now your stomachs starting to grumble as well and sitting down to watch some TV over "good" food and friends sounds nice
"So what are you guys watching on there?"
"Oh baileys just watching some guy do some stupid dangerous stuff"
"Thats whats so good about it! The thrill of not knowing if their going to make it."
>you take a seat next to coco since baileys hogging the recliner and say
"You know that it's not nearly as dangerous as it looks right? The people who set these things up always think of every possibility and have tons of backup plans in case anything goes wrong"
>as bailey begins to sink into her seat you realize your fuck up and quickly say
"But you know no ones perfect, sometimes they miss something or all their backups fail and someone gets hurt, in fact I think I remember a video where that happens"
>baileys ears perk up at that and as she begins searching for it coco lays her head down on your lap and you begin scratching her ears
>looks like your in for a lazy evening
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>you've only been watching videos for an hour but coco is already sound asleep on the couch
>the empty bowl that used to contain dinner sits cold on the coffee table
>you're getting ready to wash the dishes while bailey is looking out the back screen door when she asks
"Master, you mind if i go out and explore a little bit tonight?"
>you have to stop and think about it for a moment
>cats are normally pretty good at finding their way home and she's not likely to run into anyone at this hour
>there are no dangerous wild animals around and no real dangerous areas either
"Do you want to go out alone?"
>bailey makes a nervous face and says
"I don't mind if you tag along or not..."
>but it's clear from her face she does want to go out alone
>you walk over to her and give her a quick pat on the head
"You can go on out so long as you promise me you'll be back before 12, okay?"
>she smiles at you and says
"Yes master don't worry"
>and quickly slides out the door and disappears into the night
>you sigh and go back to cleaning the dishes
>with that done the only thing left is to get ready for bed yourself
>while lying in your bed you can't help but wonder if this was the right thing to do
>before you lived alone but now with these 2 living here things were undoubtedly going to get more lively
>you give 1 final sigh for the day and roll over to try to get some sleep

No strawpoll today guys sorry
https://pastebin.com/Cp6f9r4u

As always criticism is both welcome and expected so don't hold back.
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>>8784842
Wew, i think that picture it's a preview of what will happen in future chapters...I AM RIGHT?
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>>8783110
>Alpha Bitch
>well this bitch (in more than one sense of the word) has done everything in her power to make me miserable for the entirety of the few months she's known me but then one time after I LITERALLY saved her life she was SLIGHTLY less of a bitch to me so now I care about her and I'm going to help her with her problems
Fucking hell, I don't think I'm even going to make it the sex scenes.
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>>8785537
If you read it he helps her because the teacher makes it a part of his grade. He doesn't want to.
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>>8697622
where is the general for the opposite? why isn't it as popular?
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>>8787025
Because it's a pleb fetish, common even in modern media.

You see animal and human woman pairs everywhere in the media these days.
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>>8787066
you can say this thread is just as pleb though, so that's not really an answer. In fact it's even more pleb
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>>8787066
>Because it's a pleb fetish, common even in modern media.
So basically you are saying its even more of a reason for it to have a general
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>>8787066
what the hell kind of media have you been watching where it is a common thing? name 7 things where it is the main focal point
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>>8787243
>even less
Male anthro's or beastmen with human women are just... meh (average) because like other anon said its something that's done all the time and has more media traction
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>>8787066
male anthro on human female is more realistic/believable to be honest senpai.
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>>8787293
Thats just your opinion. Its ok to have them even if its wrong. Because the other way around is better, and your fetish is meh
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>>8787293
Sorry, no. It's popular for a reason. Anyway we are not here to argue fetishes,just be open to posting both
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>>8787309
If the other way around was better there would've been a general for that by now
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>>8787293
Female anthro's or beastmen with human men are just... meh (average) because like other anon said its something that's done never because its worst fetish and has no media traction for good reason
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>>8787371
Make one then
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>>8787371
How does having a thread on /trash/ determine how good a fetish is you fucking fruitcake
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>>8787389
Why would i make a general for that, I'm not that into furry male/human female
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>>8787371
male anthros are objectively better than female ones, so clearly you are wrong buddy. those are just the facts
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>>8787272
You see human woman on nigger in media all the time.

Pseudobeastiality and xenophilia, just like this general.
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>>8787243
>>8787272
>>8787296
>>8787309
There was a male fur + female human general about a week ago, but it was extremely short-lived and obviously not repeated because, HEY, I guess people don't give that much of a shit. Not sure where this suddenly influx of butthurt came from, but go make your own thread if you so badly want to see that kind of stuff.

>name 7 things where it is the main focal point
It's literally called a "beauty and the beast" trope, and you can do the research yourself.
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>>8787420
pleb
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>>8787296
I smell a cuck protecting his pathetic fantasies.
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>>8787430
>racist poltard with worst taste

makes sense

>>8787434
nobody's butthurt but you, buddy
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>>8787449
You like the smell of cuck(cock?) faglord
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>>8787434
Because idiots like you shitposted in it like the other anon is doing the minute it started.
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People arguing and throwing insults over whether or not HM/FF is better HF/FM
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>>8787434
If its an entire trope then it should be easy for you to name at least 7 things specifically dealing with the theme. What's the matter?
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>>8787539
It's ridiculous isn't it? the latter is clearly superior
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>>8787539
Basically if you call one a pleb fetish you are really just insulting your own because they are two sides of the same coin
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>>8787566
>latter being better
now you listen here anon
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>>8787588
I'm listening to the succulent knotting sounds of best fetish
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>>8784840
>cats liking milk probably isn't just a myth so bailey would like the milk
not sure if you actually think this in real life or how much you want to stick to reality in terms of how human foods affect animals for anthros in your setting, but gonna drop this trivia anyways just in case.

some cats DO like milk, but most do not really care for it. You see we humans are WEIRD. heck, this weirdness is something that is not a genetic normal for the human race either. Contrary to what you may commonly think, Lactose Intolerance is actually the normal thing. As mammals ween off of mommy's milk, their body naturally produces less and less enzymes to break down the lactose. This helps keep the animal from developing too much dependence on mom. Cats are not the exception to this, even if the cats like milk, them developing a lactose tolerance is not common. So they will suffer diahrea and other bowl related problems if given milk.

However because the tolerance is not just something part of being human, but is actually regional based, it could be likely anthros develop a tolerance as well if constantly exposed to it by their masters. People who live in regions with little to no dairy in their diet have a large percentange that is intolerant.
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>>8787556
Not him but I'll do it
Beauty and the beast
Angel and ape
The frog prince
King kong
The Crystal Gryphon
Beastly
The fire rose
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>>8787664
Meanwhile, the horse race is going extinct because best fetish keeps mares from ever going back to two pump chumps.
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>>8787952
There's also the jack and daxter series when Tess (the girl in the video) fell in love with Daxter to spite him being a 2 foot tall orange weasel thing :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVZkVLFdVaU
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>>8787952
You can add Wolf Children, and Gargoyles.
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>What's this thread, then?
>looks neat enough; HM/FF <3
>guess I'll check it out
>ugh, probably cringy writing though
>...yep, Crossing Stars was-.. not exactly prime sci-fi material.
>Well, guess I'll give another one a go
>"Chubby Cheetahs", huh? Probably features superfat furs.
>Not really into that.. oh hell, I'll give it a go..
>...
>MFW
>F
>W
I never knew fics could make you dehydrated

(and I never knew I wanted petplay cheetahs this badly)
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>>8785467
Nope
Coco and bailey are straight as an arrow
>>8787851
Thats more me trying to differentiate my story from the previous one based on the same premise.
In that one anon was very responsible and was always trying to read up on taking care of pets.
My anon on the other hand pretty much just thinks with his dick and doesn't know the first thing about taking care of pets.

I'll have chapter 3 posted tonight as well
Thanks for taking the time to read my story
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>>8786837
After just one session he seems to have started actually caring about it instead of just doing it for the grade. Besides, he should've told the teacher to get bent. Or just, like, insisted on a different partner or something.
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>>8789448
He's kind of beta, and the teacher shut him down when he tried to speak up. He takes pity on her it seems like is why he cares.
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Breathe you thread!
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BREATHE I SAY
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>>8787491
Proof?
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Why are anthros such sluts for human dick?
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>>8795418
No knots, no spikes, incredible endurance, mate for pleasure as well as reproduction...

Human males have a lot going for them compared to anthro males.
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>>8795418
Would be exotic for them, like how we'd find them to be exotic.
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>>8788356
You have anything to add here? It sounds like you've found some decent stuff elsewhere.
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>>8787952
>>8788009
>>8788076
and The Fly
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>>8795418
Humans have a reputation for being super slutty and easy because they're always in heat. They're liable to getting molested by anthros who misinterpret this as an open invitation to fuck.
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>>8795747
>Human males have a lot going for them compared to anthro males.

Haha holy shit, the delusion is real
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>>8796701
found the guy with 0 knowledge of animal biology
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>>8796701
shut up Naylor
you faggot cuck
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>>8796701
Go back to your containment thread cuck
>>8794348
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>>8796701
It depends on the setting and how you do the anthros, honestly humans being shaped different could be a turn off.
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>>8797104
And it could also be a turn on. This very thread is proof sapient beings can find all kinds of things sexually attractive. Anthros would have fetishes too.
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>>8797104
In exactly the same way that anthro males could be a turn off. Especially when you consider how violent many species mating habits are, most aren't intended for any physical pleasure on the females part.

So who knows.
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>>8797180
True, but anthros wouldn't necessarily mate like their feral counterparts. How similar are our mating habits to chimpanzees which are our closest relatives?
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>>8797438
funny thing is dolphins are more like humans when it comes to sex
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>>8797438
yeah a lot of this pain is caused by the animals physiology like spiked dicks or traumatic insemination
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throwing out fun stupid stuff
>anthros would be more lax on clothing due their fur/feathers/scales providing the warmth and protection that humans get from clothes
>they would wear a lot of clothing due not wanting to overheat
>it could be below 0 weather and there'd still be cold climate/thick furred species out in short shorts
>in their homes they'd be really lax about clothing and most likely go around naked even with other anthros in the room
>most would wear clothes just to not get in trouble in more human dominant areas/mixed anthro and human areas
>in areas wit mainly anthro population there'd be a lot more causal/public nudity or even less clothes on anthros
>being a kid and having an anthro friend and going over to their house may result in you seeing their siblings and/or parents walking around naked
>could be even more awkward with how anthros engage in physical contact, especially with family/friends
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>>8797438
Bonobos are a better comparison.
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>>8798218
Scales don't provide any warmth at all.
Other anthros like bugs/amphibians/mollusks and if you really want to go crazy plants don't have much in the way of cold protection either.
Your scenario seems like something that would only apply to birds and most mammals.
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>>8798900
Scales are the protection and clothes wouldn't do much for coldblooded species due clothes trapping the natural warmth we give off. Shit like heated blankets/clothing would be top selling for reptiles though. Granted, coldblooded species just try their hardest to only live in warm places.
And personally I stick to mammals mostly in this sort of setting idea due to how much more complicated it gets when you throw anthro reptiles or avains into the mix. Including invertebrate just mucks it up to a ridicules degree.
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Post furry girls canonically MADE for human cock
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>>8799015
>clothes wouldn't do much for coldblooded species due clothes trapping the natural warmth we give off. .
You do realize that cold-blooded animals still generate heat, right? They don't thermoregulate to a specific temperature, but every expenditure of energy still generates waste heat.
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>>8796158
Oh there are positively loads of decent writers around in various threads.. Sadly, the subject of HM/FF is-.. too vague, really, to gather much of a solid following (thus leading to lots of draw- and writefags). It's too popular, heh.

Thing is, though, there's bound to be a lot of REALLY nice fics here and there. Only one comes to mind right now, but it's MF/FF brother/sister incest. (https://www.sofurry.com/browse/folder/stories?by=125508&folder=46759)
Probably the best/most realistic furry fic I've ever read. The realistic depiction of slow and tentative sexual exploration will make you diamonds again and again.

Anyway, it's not HM/FF, though, so sorry for getting off track.
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>>8800306
>folder is empty
gay
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>>8800493
(You probably need to be logged in, and have certain filters tweaked, Def not empty. Here's chapter 1, anyway: https://www.sofurry.com/view/893465)
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How do you handle massive size differences between species?
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>>8800574
Frotting/dry sex or spelunking. Or force of will so powerful it makes cartoon logic happen.
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>>8800537
rest of the chapters?
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>>8801016
Click the authors name, then find the collection of stories names "Addiction"
(You can probably find the author on several other art pages too, if SoFurry's giving you trouble)
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>>8801044
cant find it
do they fuck or not
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>>8801189
You need account there probably (and most other places).
See if the Inkbunny gallery works: https://inkbunny.net/usergallery_process.php?user_id=85041
(Though I'm fairly certain you need an account there too).

As for your question, yes. Holy fuck yes. But it's slow though. Really realistically paced. Makes it all the more worth it and intense.
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>>8801238
I dont want to make an account on some retarded furshit website but you're fucking blueballing me right here
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>>8801255
No one does. Just bite the bullet and make an account for those authors that pointlessly make it registered users only. It's like you don't even have a dedicated email for dummy accounts entirely geared towards consuming content or download links on forced registration sites.
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>>8801423
correct
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>>8801255
You're already in a "retarded furshit" thread, my friend, fervently reading "retarded furshit" stories.
Don't worry about it. It's the furries themselves that can be toxic and cringy; the art and storywork is for enjoyment.

I used to think like you, then I figured making a dummy account was worth it in the long run
Haven't regretted it
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>>8800306
>those first oral scenes
>and then casually alluding to "then we did this every day for a couple weeks
jesus christ I wasnt to be the brother in a family of anthros
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jesus fuck how the hell do you navigate this shit
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>>8758039
Sloth-nigger
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I later will create a new thread with the new pastebins, don't worry Anons!

When i get back to home, of course...
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>>8757670
Something about this touches me.
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>>8804518
>Struggling to make it work with werewolf gf
>Myriads of small, minute issues you never would've thought could be problematic
>She's loyal to a fault though
>Arguments are rare, and never truly heated
>Always talk it out afterwards, getting closure
>After half a year, you realize you've finally fully-.. relaxed
>Same with her
>Realize your love for eachother isn't one of blazing youthful passion, but rather a deep, glowing love of loyalty
>Which will last you a lifetime
>Turns out every relationship has to go through a phase like that
>Sometimes you wake up before her, and smile as you watch her sleep in her werewolf form
>You had trouble admitting it before, but she's absolutely lovely in this form too
>(and you finally have the courage to admit as much)
>She sometimes goes running at night, no matter the weather
>You often stay up reading while she does
>You welcome her back with a towel and a cup of hot cocoa
>She actually wags briefly before getting her tail under control
>This makes you absolutely giddy (though you manage to keep your cool)
>Whether it's when she hugs you, or when sleeping partly on top of you on the couch-
>You almost always sneakily bury your face in her fur, inhaling deeply
>She smells like rain, dust and herself
>It's almost enough to bring tears to your eyes, knowing how close you were to losing her
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>>8757670
Is werewolfitis a sexually transmittable?
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Wew this turned out to be a bit longer than I originally intended
Hope you don't mind
Heres chapter 3 for those who enjoy it

>you are awoken from a pleasant dream by a wet tongue licking all over your face
>it doesn't take much in the way of investigation to figure out who it belongs to
"Down girl, down, I'm awake"
>coco leans back to straddle your waist while panting and wagging her tail
>kinda reminds you of that dream you just had
"Morning master, now come on hurry up and get ready, you gotta come see your present"
>coco get off you heads to the doorway as sit there confused for a few seconds
"Wait present? Whats the occasion?"
>coco stops in the doorway and looks back at you
"Well I'm not going to be outdone by a cat"
>with that she goes through the door
>but her clarification only confuses you further
>bailey got you a gift?
>well you suppose she'd give it to you when you got up as well
>either way it's about time to get dressed
>you go over to your dresser and pick out you clothes for the day
>when you turn around to lay them on your bed you're horrified by what you see
>on the pillow opposite of the side you slept on lays a mangled dead bird
>you nearly retch at the sight and the knowledge that you slept right next to it for who knows how long
>but before you feel the need to rush for the disinfectant another more horrible realization comes over you
>if this is baileys present what could coco's present be?
>now your in a rush to put on your clothes
>you'll dispose of the carcass and clean your sheets later
>you need to make sure coco's present doesn't do any permanent damage to anything
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>you nearly slip as you round the corner and shout
"BAILEY! COCO!"
>which as it turns out was totally unnecessary cause they're right there in front of you
>bailey is curled up on her recliner, currently blinking away sleep from her rude awakening
>coco on the other hand has her back against a thumping cupboard door
>your heart sinks at the thought of what could be in there
>but first bailey needs a stern talking to and you muster the best angry tone you can
"Bailey, don't bring dead things into the house"
>her ears at first perk up but as she hears your tone they flatten against her head
"W-wait, but i-i..."
"No buts, I don't want to see any other dead animals here, I don't like'em and I don't want'em, got it?"
>bailey looks like she's going to say more but instead just nods her head and looks up at you with the saddest eyes she can muster
>but right now you're not having any of it
>you turn your attention to coco
>she has begun to cover the cupboard door as if to protect whats inside from you
>you give her a stern look before walking over and standing right in front of her
"Coco, whats in the cupboard?"
>she stammers out unintelligibly while looking around as if trying to find an escape route
>but she finds no way out of this situation and hangs her head low and lets out the most pathetic whine you've ever heard
>sighing, you kneel down and lift up her chin and begin to scratch it
"Don't worry coco, I'm not going to kick you out or anything, But you can't be bring living things into the house either"
>she seems to brighten up slightly at that but she doesn't ease up on protecting the cupboard
>in that small moment of silence is when you hear it
>you swear you hear whatevers in there crying for help
>now you're really curious
"Coco, what's in there?"
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>she suddenly turns around and grabs a hold of the handle on the door
"Do you still want to see?"
>your about to tell her to just tell you but she immediately opens the door a crack and this is enough for whatever it is to escape
>all you see is a brown blur across the kitchen floor
>both your pets have far quicker reaction times than you do
>nearly running over each other both give chase to your "present"
>it's a short chase though
>bailey uses coco as a springboard to launch herself jaws first at the animal and catches it between them
>unfortunately she gives herself too much momentum as slams face first into the wall
>but she still holds onto her prize by the tail and you can finally get a good look at the poor creature
"OUCH OUCH OUCH TEETH HURTING I'M GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>in baileys jaws she holds what is very obviously a very panicked anthro rat girl
>she's surprising small for an anthro only between 2-3 feet tall and she doesn't really seem to be much different than how'd you expect an anthro rodent to be
>but in her mad thrashing she's not doing much to protect her modesty
>she has pretty well proportioned breasts for her size and she's got 6 pairs of them
>if you had to give her a cup size you'd say her top pair were the equivalent of a B cup for a normal sized women
>she also had a really puffy and prominent mound that would have been obvious even if she were trying to hide it
>but her most striking feature was her disproportionally wide hips and thighs
>they seemed far too large to fit on such a tiny girl and you imagined she had an ass to match
>but there was no way you ever going to sexualize a wild mouse girl even if your dick disagreed
"Coco where do you find her?"
>you struggled to imagine where she could of gotten it considering she wasn't allowed to go outside without your permission
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"The garage"
>ah yes if it was anywhere in the house it would be there
>the one place you never had any reason to go into considering you couldn't actually open the door to get your car in
>now the only thing left to do was to figure out what to do with her
>you suppose the only right thing to do was to let her go considering you couldn't afford another pet
>you reach over to grab the poor girl by the scruff of her neck
>her struggles don't cease but all she can really do is weakly slap at your fingers
"Whoa now girl calm down, I'm not going to hurt you like these 2 meanies did"
>your sweet words don't seem to calm her down but does put her into a more talkative mood
"What are you going to do to me? Break all my bone? Gut me? Boil me alive? Bite my head off? Do whatever you like I won't give you the satisfaction of hearing me scream!"
>you were going to point out that you already heard her scream plenty but decided it wasn't a good idea
"No i'm really serious about not hurting you, look"
>you brought her by the back door, opened it and put her down on her feet on the porch
"Oh freedom! thanks mis-OOOF"
>you still held onto her by the scruff of her neck tho
"Now listen here, I'm the one who owns that garage you've been squatting in"
>the rat girl gives a nervous smile
"Oh is that right hahahahah"
>her nervous laughter goes on for way too long
"I want to make this clear, I don't ever want to see your face around here again, and if one of my girls catches you in my garage ever again, then what happens, happens, got it?"
>the rat girl is really pulling on your hand in an attempt to escape
"Yeah got it hahahaha message received hahahaha you can let go now hahahaha"
>you do
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>you didn't think such a tiny thing could move so fast
>she jets off into the forest on the right side of your house
>then comes back across your backyard and jumps into the brush on the left side of your house
>you shrug your shoulders and close the door
>turning around to face your pets you give them both a stern look
>bailey has her tail curled around herself and coco has hers tucked between her legs
>you can't just let such a hectic morning go unpunished
>but how exactly do you go about punishing pets?

Yep that ending is a prompt for another strawpoll
How will you punish your pets?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12765036

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Also here a pastebin containing the links to every chapter https://pastebin.com/AzcmB81q

As always criticism is both welcome and expected.
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>>8805250
>>8805252
Funny thing, I once slept over at a friend's place during elementary. I slept on the floor, since he only had one bed.
They had this pure-breed cat which they doted on constantly. When I woke up, it had hunted down and brought a sparrow to give me as a gift or something. Dropped the dead bird some five inches or so away from my face. Apparently that's a thing cats do if they like you.
(I gave it lots of cuddled as thanks though, since it meant well.)

tl;dr: Don't get mad at something for wanting to do something nice. You show gratitude as befitting its intentions, -then- (if appropriate) chastise/teach it not to do it anymore.

No punish!
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>>8805371
Yeah both of these things are based on my personal experiences with pets.
I guess the cats giving dead birds as presents really is very common cause the exact same thing happened to me.
I also have a pet dog and one time when he was young he tried to give me a live rat as a present.
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>>8805402
>>8805371

>dead birds as presents really is very common cause
>dead
Aren't you guys lucky. when we were living with my grandparents my uncle alsolived there and had a cat named Anubis. it was a fitting name as the damn thing dragged in birds bigger then it. Grandpa thinks the animal is dead cause its just a heap of feathers and blood, but the second he touched the bird to shove it into a bag the thing returned to full and very angry life pecking a chunk out of grandpa. Cue a chase through the house with gramps cussing a storm swinging a broom at a very pissed off blue jay or raven.
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>>8805741
Holy crap. Probably a corvid, though, and not a bluejay, I think
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The cats think you're shitty hunters and is trying to teach you how to properly hunt. If they bring you dead animals they think you're even worse hunters and is trying to feed you because they worry you're not going to make it on your own. Also, cats are not the only pets/animals that do this.
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