Hunger Games Thread
REVOLUTION DEATHSQUAD TOURNAMENT Announcement Edition
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Um
New game when?
>>8696351
He asked nigga. Don't be a retard.
>>8696351
Is something the matter, Anonymous?
>>8696371
N-nothing...
>>8696371
>Kissu
Hope you don't mind me semi-stealing Poniko from you
>>8696397
Poniko was just filler. I don't mind.
>>8696403
Glad to know. Hope you don't hate what you've seen
>Holds up sign
>"Will join faction for Pizza"
DDD's samefaggotry is making me vomit.
>>8696417
>throws pizza
>>8696394
It is the assumption of others that when you make a sound like that something is wrong. Please do not hesitate to speak up if there is an immediate danger that I may assist with.
>Holds up a bigger sign
>"Will join faction for Taco"
>>8696420
>When have I samefagged?
>Holds up sign
>"will join faction for sellable goods"
>sits down and puts his hands in his lap, awaiting his orders
test
>>8696495
>holds a small sign
>"Yes"
>>8696495
Do I look like a gal to you?
>holds up sign
>tfw can't join factions because you're hosting
>>8696417
>>8696475
>>8696480
You guys should all join the Super Cool Team of Good Vibes and Happiness! We can always use new members, and we aren't going to deny you unless you're trying to make people feel bad! It'll be great, just trust me!
>>8696509
>jerks off onto chest
>>8696509
>(Yeah.)
>Holds up a sign
>"Please just let me into your fucking faction. I'll fucking ERP with any of you cunts just let in for fuck's sake"
>>8696511
What did I miss
When did i miss it
>>8696546
>Beats you down with a sign.
>>8696546
>Holds up a sign.
>"Akatsuki is the perfect place for a fag like you :^)"
>Holds up another sign.
>"But really, join whatever you want."
>>8696530
>holds two signs
>"Sweee" "eeeet"
>Holds up a sign
>"Non-humans wanted (except angels, fuck those guys)
>>8696560
>fucking dies
>>8696567
>Holds up a sign
>"Give me a quick rundown on Akatsuki"
>>8696558
8ch pl/yga/res/1.html
>>8696517
That does sound like a quaint little group. What benefits are there to being in it?
>>8696525
I-I'm a guy, anonymous...please don't do lewd things to me.
>>8696530
>holds up a sign
>"I only have work boots. Sorry."
>>8696537
At least I'm not walking calamari.
>>8696584
Are you the new CRAWLING faction?
>Neo wonders why everyone has signs.
>She shakes her head and points a thumb to them all as if to say "Get a load of this guy."
>Even if most of them are women.
>>8696584
Fuck you too.
Demons are overrated
>Holds up a cardboard sign
>"Where'd you guys get your fancy signs?"
>>8696517
>joining the homo circlejerk
No thanks
>Holds up a sign
>'Will join faction for many things desu'
>>8696609
This desu ne
>holds up a sign
>"You are all gonna die <3"
>>8696609
gay is ok you fucking ass
>>8696603
Big talk for a girl who sold me her soul.
Are you satisfied of your ATM card btw?
>>8696592
I don't know what that is.
>Holds up a sign
>The sign says fuck off
>Holds an upside-down sign
"9Ɛ ʇsɹiℲ"
>Holds up a sign
>"will join a faction if satanya gets fucking murdered"
>>8696590
>The Inkling looks mad for a few seconds, but then goes back to advertising "Gals being Pals"
>>8696588
>Holds up a sign.
>"Narutofags :^)"
>>8696590
>Holds up a sign.
>"That's too bad.
>>8696593
>Holds up sign-language.
>"I can change my approach."
>>8696606
>Holds up a sign.
>"We've got a lot of fancy things in our faction. Signs are one of them."
>>8696613
>Holds up a sign.
>"If ever I saw a Gal bein' a Pal, it's you."
>>8696648
>Holds up a sign.
"You're upside-down."
>>8696648
Reigen Arataka
>>8696648
Smolgore
>>8696648
Inkling
>>8696648
Machi Amayadori
>>8696648
Ash Crimson
>Rides a blimp
>Join us, so we can bring the purity and spirit of non-beta men everywhere...
>...Oh and also beer.
>>8696648
Eggman-kun
>Holds up a sign that shifts out of her own hand
>"I don't get the point of this"
>>8696648
Poniko
>>8696648
Haru
>>8696590
We've got some really nice and awesome people in so far, and they're able to stand their own in a game so you don't have to worry about being a loser when you tag along with us. And I'm bringing snacks from home, so everybody can have a good meal while being the best around!
>>8696648
ouiΛ
>>8696648
Astaroth
>>8696648
Merak
>>8696648
Sabine
All these idiots... really.
>>8696638
Yup, is amazing! the only good thing a demon has ever done in history!
>>8696648
Gabriel
>>8696648
Sticky Fingaz
>>8696648
As Nodt
>>8696648
Goblin
>>8696648
Damon Gant
>>8696648
Emi
>>8696648
Kaito
>>8696648
Crossfit Jesus
>>8696648
Felicity
>>8696648
Grora
>>8696648
Soki
>>8696648
Classy Raven
>>8696718
WRONG
PIC
FUCK
KILL ME
>>8696648
Kurumi
>>8696648
CIA
>>8696648
Lycoris
>>8696648
Saber
>>8696648
Nagisa Kaworu
>>8696648
Kyosuke Kagami
>>8696693
>The inkling hears the word "Snacks" and turns to face Haru, excited and hungry.
>>8696648
Otto Suwen
>>8696648
Concerned Father
>>8696648
Plain Bread-Chan
>Holds up a sign "Can I join a group?"
>>8696648
Saber
>>8696648
Serval
>>8696648
Monoko
>>8696648
Ken Kaneki
>>8696758
>Holds up a sign
>"You might not be a gal, but as long as you're a pal you're welcome."
>>8696648
HFTF Hol Horse
>>8696648
Caroline and Justine
>>8696648
Nui Harime
>>8696648
Bert
>>8696758
Hey you!
You strike me as a man of Wheat and taste.
Ever wanted to fight alongside cool powerful non-humans?
>>8696650
>takes the sign from her
I can barely make out what it says, but...I think it's gals being pals. Do women really have that much power in this place? What about guys being men?
>>8696693
What kind of snacks would you be offering? I haven't had anything to eat all day, and I'm getting famished.
>>8696764
So. Fucking. Cute.
>>8696648
Spark
˙ǝɹoɯ 9
>>8696702
Oh, but we've done many great things, what I wanted was nothing in comparison.
Call me if you ever decide to become a fallen angel cutie!
>>8696799
Trafalgar D. Water Law
>>8696799
Widdly 2 Diddly
Does Guys Being Dudes still exist?
>>8696799
Froze
>>8696799
The devourer of a thousand souls
>>8696795
>The Inkling starts explaining what the faction is about in her squid language, while doing hand gestures to go with it
>>8696799
Little Miss Wrestlemania
>>8696799
Whore snek
>>8696799
Filbert Turtle
ngw
>>8696797
Thanks!
>holds up a sign
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?"
>"I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,"
>"and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on"
>Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills."
>"I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the"
>"entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just"
>"another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision"
>"the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth,"
>"mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with"
>"saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,"
>"fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret"
>"network of spies across the USA and your IP is being"
>"traced right now so you better prepare for the storm,"
>"maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing"
>you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere,"
>"anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways,"
>"and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I"
>"extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access"
>"to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps"
>"and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable"
"ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only"
>"you could have known what unholy retribution"
>"your little “clever” comment was about to bring down"
>"upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue."
>"But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the"
>"price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you"
>"and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
>>8696749
Uhm...sorry, I don't have any of them right now, haha. Besides, aren't you already with those Gals Being Pals guys? I don't know why I should give any food to people who're going to try and take down the happiest group...unless you're willing to join our team!
>>8696795
I'd have to check, but there's probably some chips lying around that I could give out. Kate would also make us a lunch if I could find a way to get it back here without it going bad.
Alright, tell me if you see anything that needs fixing.
>>8696861
>>8696863
>>8696823
>>8696853
YOU FUCKED IT UP
>>8696830
>>8696753
>>8696863
>>8696853
>>8696863
>"oui"
Nothin' wrong here, let's start.
>>8696863
Ԁǝɹɟǝɔʇ
>>8696863
˙ǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ siɥʇ ʇdǝɔɔɐ I
>>8696863
¡siɥʇ op s,ʇǝ˥
>>8696875
FUCK I KNOW OKAY
>>8696863
This makes my head hurt.
>>8696863
Alright, time to get to work.
>>8696858
>The Inkling seems to be reconsidering joining Gals being Pals, and writes something on a piece of paper and shows it to Haru
>It says "What kind of snacks?", however it's crudely written.
>>8696863
> A Goblin appeared.
Whew. That was a bloodbath.
And now I'm back here.
>>8696863
I feel... Upside down
>>8696788
I'm human. You're broke from luck on this bread head, sorry ma'am but I don't work too well with eldritch horrors such as yourself.
Oh man, I just realized this sign is upside-down. How embarrassing..
>>8696869
Thank you for your spot. I'll make sure I wreak enough havoc in your name.
>>8696924
>>8696863
Uh... okay.
Let's begin.
>>8696863
Ugh.. I might get sick looking at this.. I-it looks fine.
>>8696912
>Kaito runs away while trying not to throw up.
>>8696863
>Poniko doesn't even care.
>>8696912
> Goblin uses Accelerating Goblin Sprint!
>>8696912
>Smolgore screams in pain and runs away.
>He dies painfully, lonely, and coldly.
>You did this. You did.
>>8696829
>Otto understands in full what the squid is saying
So...it's basically a joke about a past faction with only men in it? Even so, I'm not a women. It would be hard for me to join an all women's guild.
>>8696858
Uhm...sir? What's a "chip"?
>>8696912
Why not? I can only process a million reasons in a few seconds.
>>8696912
Soylent cola? Of course I know about it. It's all the rage in hell
>opens a can a strats to drink
>>8696908
Oh really? Pff that's too bad, you must never really feel welcome among them with a head like that.
I like you, so here's a tip: If you come across the pandemonium, just surrender, or you'll be toast.
>>8696912
Looks like I'm French for a game.
>>8696885
>tcefreP
>>8696912
Aw, shucks. Killed by a vampire.
>>8696952
>The inkling is confused when the woman says "I'm not a woman".
>She starts to look at the woman, walking around her and sometimes tugging at her clothing
>>8696898
I, uh, I can't really read this. What is it supposed to say? We don't have to do the sign stuff anymore y'know, it's kind of old at this point...
>>8696952
You don't know what they are? That's crazy! They're kind of hard to explain...they're these crunchy little foods that come in bags of air. It sounds really weird when you put it like that, but they're really good and I think you'd enjoy them, especially if you've never had them before!
>>8696912
Just a tip: try going for targets that are closer to your own size.
>holds up a sign
>"kys yuno"
>>8696950
>>8696996
>The Inkling tries to ask him "What kind of snacks?", but it sounds like gibberish.
>>8697007
Asmodeus? Is that some kind of joke? She'll never let herself caught that easily.
Oh tell her to call me more often by the way
>>8697007
I'm tellin' ya, I just gotta think it, 'n it becomes real. I know everythin' that's gonna happen, this ain't no normal de ja vu. How can ya explain that any way other than me bein' owner 'a this world? Ya can't!
>>8697007
>Kaito wipes his brow as if he actually had sweat on it and sighs.
There! Now to mark it for myself!
>He draws a little him over the spot he buried supplies in.
>>8697015
>>8697034
Addendum to said tip: be sure you're not going to be outnumbered.
However, that wasn't a problem for the goblin.
>>8696964
I'm just looking for a team that'll win me an extra roll to victory.
>Sam holds up a sign that reads "Will join faction purely for entertainment reasons.."
>Max also holds up a sign, it reads; -> I'm with stupid."
>>8697013
What did I do?
>>8697087
Hey!? Watch where you throw that thing.
>>8697087
Choose wisely. I don't like dying, you know.
>>8697087
> Goblin uses Thrusting Goblin Knife.
> -999999999 HP!!
> Damon Gant was defeated!
There's a hell of a lot more where that came from. Give up while you can.
>>8697033
>Haru just stares at the inkling in total confusion, only blinking a couple of times during her question.
...W-What was that? I can't understand you at all. I just want to know what you're saying so that we can be on the same level...
>>8697087
Don't worry, stranger! Your fate is safe in my hands! We'll head to the finals together and walk out with the first ever tied victory! I don't know if they'll let us do that, but it's worth a try!
>>8697087
Which one's it gonna be? Choose wisely, pick tha one that's tha biggest threat to ya. Ya g-
Hey, quit screamin', you're both gonna die eventually-
Anyhow, if I were you, I'd go for tha shiny one in tha armor. What? Don't look at me like that, I'm doin' ya a favor.
>>8697097
ily
>>8697087
OK, Reigen better win now.
>>8697097
You! Beastfolks!
Join us! We really know how to party and all. I'm an hedonist of course.
No seriously. We're making a team of non-humans, and you guys could be a great asset to our group
>>8697092
This could be solved easily...
Buy you'll have to throw up your humanity... However I think it's worth it.
>>8697159
(As if I'd really team up with them... they don't look so strong... But they could reveal themselves to be useful later...)
>>8697159
Drop it or you're dead, twerps.
>>8697074
>>8697188
needs the image
>>8697087
You have made it quite clear that you are not accepting visitors... I will come back at a different time when hopefully you will be in a more cooperative mood.
>>8697087
Haha, it's not delivery, it's Digiorno's..
>>8697159
But you two seem like fighters, why do you need me? I'm not all that strong..
>>8697159
Okay Reigen, you've got this. Get out there and bash some heads in! Be an unstoppable dynamo!
>mutters
Until our paths cross again, that is...
>>8697189
........................
>>8697200
Let's pretend these jokes write themselves, so that I don't need to.
>>8697140
>The Inkling gets frustrated, and shifts thru her pockets, pulling out a notepad.
>She starts writing very slowly, and shows the notepad to Haru.
>It reads "What kind of snacks?"
>>8697211
> Goblin uses Goblin Stare.
> Goblin gained Awkward.
Are... you going to say anything?
>>8697225
Ask me one more time and my knife will be snuggling with your insides.
>>8697225
>adds extra spicy sauce on the pizza.
Bon appetit!
>>8697159
I guess it's not that bad after a-
Wait, that looks like a demon.
>tfw not a perfect 10
>>8697240
>>8697159
A demon? Huuh... No, I'm just a.. really talented cosplayer
>>8697225
>Kaito watches as a few of his hairs flutter to the ground.
Hey! Too close..! What're you trying to do, kill me?
>>8697225
Yeah, I'm just gonna go. I know I'll just get in the way.
>>8697255
At least you got dubs
>>8697255
>yfw when he's a 4/10 at best
>>8697225
Saki shows up out of nowhere and fucks everybody's day up. Better hope it wasn't you.
>>8697255
5.5
>>8697158
>
>>8697162
>"I also take pleasure in mindless violence!"
Sorry, but the last time Max teamed up with a hellish creature of the damned, well... Let's just say there's a reason why we keep him away from crosses.
>Max begins to float in the air, speaking a satanic language, while also puking everywhere.
>>8697231
Ohh, okay! "What kind of backs," right? That's kind of a weird question, but I guess the people in the Super Cool Team of Good Vibes and Happiness have...regular backs. I don't really know the different kinds of backs out there, but I hoped that helped a little bit!
>>8697255
>dubs
>not just any dubs, but 55
>5+5=10
two birds with one stone my nigga
>>8697283
>yfw when
>>8697285
Sorry bud, but this one's mine. Too valuable ta let it slip away. 'Course, if ya wanna make my day, I'll hand it over if you can land a scratch on me, how's that one sound?
>>8697285
I'm sorry I got you all killed..
>Kaito sits in silence and hugs his knees as his battery slowly dies.
>>8697308
Keep denying those free kills, so that we can continue to laugh at your stupidity.
The Tumblr hate train FoTW turns out to be none other than Raven.
>>8697255
>Not a perfect 10
>Post is dubs.
>5s.
>5+5=10.
...wh-what.
>>8697286
>she looks at the floating rabbit with delight
Oh! It's really great! It's like he already understood the mood of our faction.
Are you sure you guys don't want to join? We also have a fine foxy lady in our rank
>she takes out some beer.
Let's drink and talk about all this, okay?
>>8697341
>cries
>>8697271
Yes.
>>8697285
Where's Uboa when you need him........
>>8697319
>>8697345
I guess I really am a perfect 10.
>>8697342
Oho, yeah, I can make use 'a this. Definitely. Now I just gotta think about what kinda trap I'm gonna rig up with it.
>>8697294
>The Inkling gets very mad, and throws the notepad at him. However, It doesn't hurt at all.
>The Inkling starts yelling at him in her squid language
Sorry but I gotta go. Later HG
>>8697259
Cosplayer, huh? Imposter these days..
Ah, well. At least you're not the real one.
>>8697373
>a sign appears out of nowhere
>it says "Join the darkside, we have cookies"
>>8697342
If there's no one around to kill, you might as well do it to your own alliance member, right?
>>8697378
Unacceptable.
>>8697379
It's just a little hobby, nothing special. I don't have the chance of being a real demon.
>>8697285
>And like always, Poniko clearly could not be any less concerned.
>>8697393
Why do you have to tell me? I don't really care.
>>8697373
>Haru tries to block the notepad, but it hits his face painlessly as his arms go up too late.
Hey! Hey! I'm sorry! Was that not what you wrote out? Or were you just looking for a better answer? I can look up the types of backs if you please just stop yelling at me...
>>8697408
Nice rp.
>>8697346
>Max almost immediately breaks out of his demonic trance the second he catches eye of the alcohol. He falls back down to the ground with a thud, before standing back up as he walks over to the woman and snatches the bottle from her.
I'm not so sure....
On the one hand, we're incredibly desperate, but on the other hand, Max and I don't have the best track record when it comes to supernatural entities from beyond our realm of existence.
>>8697393
I hate to repay you like this, but I figure I might as well give the Tumblrinas something else to cry about.
>>8697393
>>8697418
No, no, listen! Ya might be interested in this one. See, in this dream I was havin'.. It was crazy, you were in it. I had my hands around your throat, 'n I was just stranglin' the life outta ya, 'n it was one'a tha greatest dreams I've had in forever. So, whaddya say, wanna let me reenact it in person?
>>8697416
Snu snu. At least they died with smiles on their faces.
>>8697354
>It takes a long time, like the arena is abandoned and he's surrounded by skeletons in the cave.
>>8697356
Hmph..
>>8697446
Jeez.. One weird dream after another here.. 'Least I haven't woken up from this one yet, I'm havin' a good time here.
>>8697446
>>8697422
I am a simple person.
>>8697419
>The Inkling shakes her head, and then tries to recreate the motion of eating something, but on accident she bites her hand.
>>8697446
For just one game, I should shut down the Arena's internet. Everyone would go nuts. They might even kill faster without such a distraction.
>>8697436
Cute little one
>she pets the rabbit and starts sipping at her own beer.
Desperate huh? That's even better.
Really you are thinking way too much unto this. It's pretty simple:
You guys aren't humans, we neither, we should team up, that's all. Sure there's a lot of demons, but we don't discriminate (save for angels, fuck them)
>she finishes her bottle
This place will be soon torn by war, you better choose a camp while you still can.
>>8697495
>laziness intensifies
>>8697495
Team? Good one. I don't need a team. Never have, never will.
>>8697402
You seem to put much effort to your hobby, I guess.
>>8697444
Hmm, Is that all? I would like to see you try. That is, if I didn't pierce your body first.
>>8697511
When asked to kill those targets, his answer was: "Oui."
>Laziness reaching critical levels.
>>8697446
This music that Irisviel listens to... It is oddly relaxing.
>Saber yawns and slowly drifts off to sleep while the music plays loudly in her ears
youtube.com/watch?v=N1vvayRpcEU
>test green text
>>8697488
>A small triangle appears above Haru's head and his ahoge perks up seemingly on its own.
Uh...are you okay? I don't know why you just did that, but I hope you aren't bleeding! I can help for a little while if you're hurt at all.
>>8697530
>>8697536
What was that? Won't hurt for long, so quit squirmin'. Was expectin' more of a challenge, but hey, looks like I really gotta start settin' my expectations lower. Anyhow, you can go ta sleep now.
>>8697536
Treacherous is the new classy. Take notes, kids!
>>8697530
You could say it's like... a second nature.
But enough talk, should we get going? Doing angel stuff and all, you're an angel, right?
>capcha: Dante
>>8697570
Hey, a person could get used to this betrayal stuff. I can see why people do it so often.
>>8697507
>"Don't ever pet me again."
Shut up, Max.
And some of our best friends are humans!
>"Oh right, there's Grandpa Skinky, who hates us, there's Female Stinky, who hates us, there's and there's Bosco, who also hates us! And that's not even half of our "friends"!
What about Sybil, Superball, and Mama Bosco?
>"We just haven't gotten them to hate us yet."
Never really thought about it that way.
Alright, fine. I guess we'll give it a shot.
>when anon doesn't respond
>>8697558
>The Inkling puts her hand away in her jacket pocket, and storms off, still angry and hungry.. Hangry would be a good word to describe her feelings.
>>8697599
Flawlessly subtle expositionposting
>>8697585
It's OK to be afraid of the environment. Lots of tributes' games are cut short because of it.
>>8697576
>
is this the thread
>>8697612
>"Flawlessly Subtle Sarcasm."
>>8697619
>>8697631
yee
>>8697619
Obviously you're doing something right if you made it this far. So why did you decide to put it all in jeopardy just now?
>>8697631
This is THE thread.
>Holds up a sign
>"There hasn't been a single new entry since my annoucement post :(
Should I stop taking entires and start working on the game? If so I just need 2 more Squadrons to meet a single game requirement and I'll be on my way. If ya'll can make 14 more entries without samefagging, that can work too
>>8697631
No sorry kpop is this way
>>/8693543/
>>8697607
>Haru's almost-halo and ahoge retract as he waves goodbye to the inkling, still confused as to what she was so upset about.
>>8697668
>>8697631
>>8693543
>>8697599
It doesn't surprise me the least. Humans hate anything that is a tiny bit different... and they call us monsters.
>she throws the bottle away
Alright let's settle this. Oh no don't worry, you won't have to use your blood or anything like that. Too archaic.
Just go there : http://8ch*pl/yga/res/1.html#q17
Post your names and a photo, and say you're joining us.
>>8697629
>Dante Alighieri
>>8697536
>>8697565
Grrrr.. I will pay it back. Take my words!
>>8697576
I don't trust outsiders. They could be the backstabbing scums. And yes, I am.
>>8697661
Go for it. I think we have enough entries, famalam.
>>8697687
>Alright.
>>8697693
Go ahead 'n try if ya think ya can. But I'm tellin' ya right now, you're nowhere close ta bein' able ta pay me back. I ain't even excited ta fight ya anymore. Ya wanna get payback, then get stronger, 'n maybe I'll think about givin' ya a second shot.
>>8697697
I just need two more.
Someone should let Seth know he should enter asap before someone else takes the spots. People can still enter if they want, even though the entries are cut off for this one. When Squads are eliminated the next in line are entered into the game.
>>8697661
I can't enter twice :(
>>8697656
Hey, the jokes DO write themselves!
>>8697693
>thinks
(This isn't all that dumb after all....)
Too bad, I have always wanted to see angelic items at work... But I understand...
>>8697693
>>8697755
>She isn't*
>>8697741
>The man, covered head to toe in the blood of the tributes he'd killed up to now, casually waves.
Hey, what's your killcount?
>>8697687
>"Thank God, I haven't been taking enough iron, my blood's been all watery lately!"
We'll get right on it.
>>8697756
I didn't tell you to be peaceful. Come on, six left!
>>8697779
Glad to hear it, and welcome aboard you guys.
You can call me Astaroth.
>>8697785
Hold on, lemme stop ya right there. I got a wife 'n kids waitin' for me at home 'n ta be perfectly honest with ya I don't swing that way neither. Thanks, but, ah.. No thanks. I just come here for tha killin'.
>>8697710
Aight. The next one will probably be bigger, I hope.
>>8697739
No need to bby.
>>8697785
Haru takes HG to a whole new level.
Machi should strive to be less absentminded.
>>8697800
Pleasure to meet you, Astaroth! Name's Sam, and this little psychopathic rabbit is my partner, Max.
Fucking reply to me damn it.
>>8697814
>Catching her weapon between his palms, the assassin sighs.
Not even close.. Nah, you ain't worth an extravagant death or nothin'. Surprised ya even made it this far. What'd ya do, hide the whole time? Anyhow, I got bigger fish ta fry. G'night.
>>8697773
You know, I'm not exactly sure. Something tells me that you may not be sure of yours, either. Or where the nearest laundromat is.
>>8697814
>looks skyward, expecting a helicopter or some such thing
What the--a piano? Really?
>>8697844
>>8697831
Oh wow. I guess their earlier encounter didn't end on a high note!
>>8697829
The pleasure is all mine.
Don't hesitate to talk with the other members, they'll gladly help you.
>>8697854
That was not my doing.
>>8697852
>>8697854
Don't need one, I'm a fan 'a red. By tha way, ya might wanna watch out f- ahh, there she goes.
>>8697854
A rather disappointing way to go...
>>8697854
>>8697831
Vanilla truly is the best flavor.
>>8697886
Where're they at? Dead? What, I don't even get a fight? C'mon..
>>8697735
Added the discord account, just so you know.
>>8697727
Oh, don't worry. I wasn't even ready at that time. But I'll shut the garbage mouth of yours when we meet again. I can't wait for that.
>>8697755
No offense. I think even the angels could be bad. Especially a "demon-cosplayer" like you.
>>8697886
>>8697831
¡sǝɯɐפ ssǝɹdxƎ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝuuiʍ ʍǝu ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'ouiΛ suoiʇɐlnʇɐɹƃuoƆ
>>8697860
Actually, we got to take care of some business back at the office.
>"Those suspects won't interrogate and waterboard themselves, y'know! I wish they did."
See you, Astaroth!
>Sam and Max hop into their DeSoto and drive off.
>>8697911
>hiromoot pls
>>8697922
Thanks for playing!
>>8697922
Congrats!
>>8697930
Thanks for hostin'!
>>8697922
And of course it's tha game where my name's messed up. Ah well, thanks for tha opportunity.
>>8697930
Thanks for hosting, Mokmok.
>>8697911
cute
>>8697922
>Poniko stoically claps three times.
>>8697868
So perhaps you'd like to tell me exactly how that wishing star, distinct from all other stars and incredibly rare to the point of being ludicrous, appeared in the night sky?
>>8697879
I am no stranger to those ways, Astaroth.
>>8697876
I'll have to remember that next time I catch you near a dark alleyway.
>>8697930
Adequately done, host. It hasn't been long enough to absolve the player yet.
thanks for replying mokou
>>8697930
Monochrome confirmed for worst faction????
>>8697960
isn't only one of those people actually on monochrome, tho?
>>8697930
Thanks for the fight.
>>8697930
You have my gratitude.
>>8697930
>>8697960
I'm part of them, too.
>>8697922
Congrats to you.
>>8697930
Thanks host.
>>8697957
Parallel universes!