/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay "Pull over, that ass too fat!"

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>>8695855
(Exhaused all my human Chryssi pics)
The changeling's body rocked from his movements and her tits bounced after every dry hump he performed into her ass, and as much as he wanted to plow right through into her folds, the cockblocking spandex engulfed each of his efforts, restricting him from having a taste of the wet, needy slit that taunted him beneath the fabric with a burst of quivering convulsions each time his length manages to slip on through, if just barely. Chrysalis laughed to herself, chuckled with his desperation to penetrate her cunt, that is, until she heard a tear, prompting her to gasp and halt the movements of her hips. Thread by thread, the thin lining of the spandex rips apart, flooding the man's view of the pale complexion of her ass after every hump and rupturing little by little until the stitching reaches the curves of her ass, causing the fabric to then snap free and pour the fatty flesh out to spill across the man's pubis. The cocktease hadn't even a second to process the scene before her puffy slit is penetrated not a moment a later with an unprecedented thrust, lewdly gluing the deviants together as a shock of absolute bliss ran up the buxom matriarch's spine.

Her inner tunnel quivered and convulsed around his length, then soon conformed to his shape to accommodate the pulsing shaft that impaled her. Chrysalis' jaw had pried open into a perfect O, those black-green lips glistening with hunger for his seed, but not a word came out - no scream of mewl, just silence as her entire reaction was down between her legs as they trembled and melted. Her ass, beautifully evened against his pubis, jostled idly after each quiver of her muscles, and with so much fat padding it, the mounds gathered together and piled up to the man's abdomen, ready to be hugged.
(repost)

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Es ist blitzkriegzeit!

I should get back to practicing my krautspeech.

>>8696022
(...my laptop bluescreened, and it's 3 20 AM, so I must leave. I apologize.)
(My phone is also at 1%, so...)
(Deepest apologies for abandoning you.)

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Comf

Can I touch ur butt?

>>8696138
I don't think they were shared with everyone, so I won't go too far into it, but it goes something like this:

During the time where screenshotting was rampant in Virra's discord, there was a LOT of finger pointing, and not a whole lot of evidence as to whodunnit, a few people fell especially under suspicion. Namely those who jinx hung out with, like lore, herself, bunny, cake and some others. Well, people like Peach, Lupin and Alpha, believed that it had to be Jinx doing all the screenshotting of stupid shit happening there, so lupin decided to make a preemptive strike, and swooce right into her DMs, trying to essentially bargain with her. It was pretty much "I know you did it, but it's okay, 'cause I've always thought you were cute~" and that shit makes my skin crawl.

>>8696210
I don't understand this meme but I like it.

>>8696180
I just got back from practicing my chemspeak. Bilingualism is overrated.

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Another day, another fine chance at getting inside women's underpants, thought Anon as he made his way towards ERP, flabbergasted as to why there was so much arguing going about.

Because of this, decided to...
>0,3,7,9 decides...

>>8696255
Fuck Boco

>>8696255
To tell the artist to take more time to do this and make good art

>>8696255
Fuck that noise, let's go find some nice hentai instead

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Hello, anon. How have you been today? Care for a drink?

>>8696255
Shut the fuck up Shy

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>>8696219
I remember something like that, man screenshotting was always so terrible. Oh well rip in pornography

>>8696248
Anon please I was born bilingual, I knew English before they taught that shit to me in school, thanks to a great children's channel called KiKa, which was in kraut. Subbed in English. Did not understand a single fucking word but I somehow figured out English real early.

Glad you're back, hope the meth's good.

I assume we'll be continuing?

>>8696285
why you heff 2 be mad

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>>8696269

>>8696155
>>8696123
(No problems here.)

The voluptuous scene riding atop the man was one he'd remember for ages after this, a shudder traveling up and down his spine with every quiver of the woman's plump, hungry mound he was grinding against. The soft valley of her ass was unbelievable it was true, but thrusting against her like this-desperately trying to fuck her soft wet folds, and being held back had an intense effect, she may be able to feel from a beautifully straining erection pushing against her. It was hot, and every generous movement provided by the changeling rewarded both of them with a shiver, and a plump fat cock pushing against her curtained cunt.

His hunger to fuck her grew with each failed thrust, and the soft fabric engulfing his cock like a sheath only made him more determined to destroy it purely with the power of his thrusts. Yet, as he did, he worried he would not be able t last long enough to pierce her...until he felt the tearing start. At first, he wasn't sure what it was, but when a stitch popped loose, and he was rewarded with an even more generous helping of ass smacking against his groin, he realized he was succeeding! This prompted the man to give one final, lustful thrust into her-and that was the final one, straining desperately against the fabric, she could feel his shape perfectly pressing against her wet sticky nethers, spreading her open even around the swollen head...and...
suddenly, he was inside her with a loud, and very perverted 'smack' of flesh.

As if by instinct, the man gave into his most primal thoughts, reaching forward and wrapping his arms firmly around the Queen's wide welcoming waist, and rutted himself up inside of her with a single yet firm thrust, to dig himself a home in this new tight tunnel he's discovered.

>>8696155
(New thread, you can use all your pix again.)

>>8696195
>Deepest sadness.
Unfortunate. But thank you for telling me what happened.
Maybe I'll find you again sometime.

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>>8696269
Unfortunately, Boco had gone through tough times, completely changing his body structure into a horrid parody of its former self, which was awful for himself, but great for the talentless artist drawing him.

NEXT...
>0,3,7,9 decide...

>>8696288
Certainly.

>He errantly stirred a small pot hanging above the fire as the woman poked and prodded around his house, going through all of his cabinets and drawers as though she owned the place. It wasn't much of a bother. The man didn't have much by way of possessions even before the war had kicked off. If she found anything she deemed suspicious, it likely wouldn't be something that he missed.
How did a beautiful woman like you wind up becoming an officer, anyway? I don't mean to offend, but most girls wind up staying home while the men go to fight. Well, all of the men that didn't get written off the drafting list for having a limp.
>He said, tapping his leg as he spoke.

>>8696382
Anon's dick grows to hyper futa size and spears Boco through the mouth

>>8696382
Fuck Owain

>>8696382
Tag with Boco in the search for Morrigan

>>8696382
Go on a non-sexual fantasy adventure.

>>8696382
Ride Boco like a mount while still fucking him

>>8696382
A horde of anons fuck Morrigan in front of a tearful Boco

>>8696219
kek

>>8696382
Morrigan straps on a 16" dildo and makes Anon cum from anal while Boco watches.

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>>8696219
If you'll think this is the worst thing Lupin has done then boyos lemme tell you, you're really naïve.

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>>8696219

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>test

>>8696473
>kissu

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>>8696473
>this was a gif
>never mind

>>8696473
A train heading from due East approaches Gainsborough Station, where there is a Jihadist with a bomb set for 10:45. It is 9:30, the train is traveling at 128 kph. There is another train heading from due West, approaching Gainsborough Station, traveling at 162kph. If the bomb goes off at 10:45, how long does it take the media to reiterate that Islam is a religion of peace?

>>8696463
Jesus fuck what a creepy dude

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>>8696463
>I was charming once upon a time

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>>8696477
W-What? I-I did nothing yet!
>>8696492
>she doesn't answer

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>>8696463
>tfw this guy was basically half of the anons that arrpee'd with me
kill me

>>8696513
You failed the test.

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>>8696383
Oh I've always been a bit eccentric. You can't imagine the hassle of forcing my way into the SS in the first place. Since they kind of have a "no girls allowed" policy.
>she'd chuckle a bit at the remark

It's like a sports club for boys, except we get taught to kill shit dead, stand at attention, and look damn good in uniform.

It's a shame though, the war I mean, because when you think about it, sending our best to the front lines to die, is kind of counter-productive, since we're all about purity in genes and essentially breeding our race to superiority.

>she'd return from her inspection, having failed to find any incriminating evidence, at least at first glance

So, what's cooking?

>>8696155
(Just get more pix from the booru.)

>>8696521
>lupin is a pedophile
no surprise there

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>>8696534
I-I was trying something else! I didn't ask for a test!

Lurkers, AWAKEN!

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>>8696552
he's into loli at the very least

>>8696557
It's time for tolerance training!
>Dresses you in a burqa.

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>>8696572
He brings me shame.

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>>8696352
"N-Nyh!" His crown breached right through her cervix and impaled itself deep against the walls of Chrysalis' womb. She threw her head up and crunched her teeth together, overwhelmed by the amount of pleasure and lust exploding from their bodies after a near eternity of teasing and dry humping, and as his length hit all the right spots, a gush of her fluids squirted out her spread lips, further coating the man's thighs in another layer of sticky, glistening fluids. The scent of love was empowering; the changeling Queen had been inhaling the sweet essence since before she sat on him, and now that they were locked together, the love over-satiated her hunger, and the excess had her mind drunken on lust and throughs of having her uterus packed full of the man's virile seed. She could hardly move in her position, with his arms wrapped around his waist and retaining her arms at her side, but she could still manage a subtle squirm across his lap - enough to balance out the insane surge of bliss overwhelming her body.

"Cum! Cum inside! Fill my womb with your seed and breed me, you stud! AH!~ The love is so much! I'm burning up inside!" Her human disguised wavered. Flashes of her translucent wing blinked in and out, the crooked horn physically manifested in branches and decayed into a flat forehead, and her white skin, pale and layered with a fine peach fuzz, polluted itself with splotches of black, smooth skin. Chrysalis doesn't even realize her transformation, as she was too enraptured by thoughts of his molten seed, resulting in an amalgamation of insectoid parasite and human, though she remained as voluptuous as ever, with that fat ivory and ebony ass bouncing on his lap.

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>>8696582
He likes this absolute cutie, so he at least has taste.

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>>8696570
What the fuck do you want faggot?

>>8696605
Where did her player go? I liked them a lot.

>>8696605
She's hot after her growth spurt.
She should kill herself when she's a kid.

>>8696615
lupin harassed her so much she left.

>>8696640
Man, if that's true I'm actually pissed. I bet he was that faggot who kept hounding them.

>>8696570
But it's almost time for bed and it's comfy there.

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>>8696615
They're still around, kind of. I'll tell them that thread misses them.
>>8696624
I want kid Hiyoko to bully me.
>>8696640
>>8696660
fake news

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N-n-nyaaaaaa!

>>8696543
>He nodded at her musing, silently agreeing with the sentiments. The aroma of the stew was starting to drift from the small pot, and he withdrew the spoon to taste it. Finding it to his liking, he removed the cauldron from the heat and poured two portions into two separate bowls, handing her one of them.
Bratwurst stew. The rations only stay palatable for a few meals before you get sick of eating them as is. You need a little creativity to make them worth eating. Besides, everything keeps longer if it's a stew.
>As if to demonstrate his point, he takes another spoonful into his mouth. Not bad, as usual. It was hurting for a bit of pepper, but as with everything, he had to make do.
I suppose it's only right for me to offer you a night of lodging as well, while I'm extending my hospitality. I don't imagine the barracks are a particularly welcome home for you.

>>8696698
Get better art loser

>>8696685
Eh, don't push them it they don't wanna post. I can understand why, I just got curious after you started posting her.

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>>8696580
What is this? i-its a bit uncomfortable

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>>8696698
>Maid
oh yeah baby that tickles my pi-
>futa
Stop!
>>8696755
Whoops. Too late.
Hiyoko a good though, I can understand missing a Hiyoko player.

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>>8696426
A wild succubus appears! She hammers Anon's asses until it's flatter than a pancake, letting Boco to suffer in a wet pit of tears and spiraling depression.

IN ADDITION...
>0,3,7,9 decide...

>>8696831
Morrigan comes after Boco with her strap-on next.

>>8696831
Boco cannot stand for this cuckery and commits suduko

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>>8696804
>>8696730

>>8696866
Okay that's slightly better. I would suck that off.

>>8696595
The feeling of such a taut welcoming fuck tunnel collapsing around his cock and drawing him right in nearly sent the man overboard immediately. Now, his boiling lust, brewing throughout all of this within his heavy balls, was trapped within his shaft, desperate to escape, but held back only by the man's desire to enjoy this sensation just a little while longer. Crashing against the back of her womb, and feeling the Changeling's womanhood wrap around him made his cock drool inside of her like this-not yet cumming but oozing a thick precum to kiss the depths of her cunt with over and over again as he stirred her up.

As of now, the man's hips were greedily thrust upwards and he was wriggling eagerly beneath her-trying to find just the right leverage with her midsection in his grasp. Finally, with his hand wrapped around her belly, his hand squeezed and he could feel a bulge from where his cock was sliding inside of her-the squeeze making his member spasm happily inside her. With hot feminine fluids splashed against his groin-an intoxicating scent that was unleashing his instincts further still-he began to rut against the Queen now-squishy short thrusts that nontheless drove that piston in and out of her womb, kissing her depths with his drooling crown . He let out a rough pant, desperate and needy as he watched her form shift ever so slightly. He blinked a little, though it did not cease his movements. Once her form settled on a mix, he felt himself reaching something incredible, reaching up the Changeling's back and grabbing at her hair as the other hand stayed planted on her body, and he rutted her as hard as he was able, at her sweet whims she called to him.

With a few desperate thrusts, and a loud groan of his own, he rammed his dick balls deep into her now multi-colored loins, and pumped rope after rope of hot jizz deep into her needy womb-boiling that it was, and the flow refused to stop for several long agonizing moments.

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>>8696705
How generous of you, handing out your food, and offering me a bed, it means a lot.
>She smiled, taking a spoonful of the stew for herself, savoring the taste

Could use some pepper, but I figure you have to make do as is already

You're right about the barracks though, not the most comfortable but it's better than having to camp it out in ruins.

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>>8696857
In a matter of seconds, Morrigan loses interest in Anon's weak boipussi game and decides to ravage poor little Boco's chicken-thing hole.

ALSO!
>0,3,7,9 decide...

>>8697175
Iowa appears to rally a shota rescue squad

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>>8696976
With his fingers interlocked into the curls of the changeling, Chrysalis could do little but squirm in her seat with her ample chest jutted and back arched. "Mnh! Gods..." Another flicker of her form flashed on through, and as his thick ropes finally pumped into her, her body ditched the form altogether and ended with her changeling form, complete with wings, horn, tail and a chitinous abdomen that expanded with her womb in an effort to trap every last droplet of pent-up spunk that was pumped into her. A hiss flowed out her fanged maw as her green-tinted tongue rolled out her lips, curling with her fingers and toes after every pulsing throb she felt against her cum-packed walls. Moments later, after milking him thoroughly, she peeled herself off his body, and collapsed to her knees, tail pitched up over her spine as her cunt drooled with white, starkly contrasting the green flesh and black skin.

"I'm so full...," she slurred, muzzle flat against the floor with an eerie grin.

(I think we can wrap it up here! Thanks for playing <3)

>>8697175
>>8697245
reroll

>>8697175
>all the way through
Jeasus.

>>8697175
>>8697175
the sight of lupin causes her to run off in disgust

>>8697175
Lolis storm through and feast on Boco's remains

>>8696997
Anything to show my appreciation for the cause. And I do mean anything. Whatever you need, I'd be more than happy to provide.
>He sets his bowl aside, and begins dousing the coals. The summertime heat combined with the fire had already made the tiny house more than warm enough. The cool of the night was soon to come, but the stone foundation would easily retain that warmth until morning.

>>8697250
(Mm, I was thinking the same. You're welcome-thank you for your time as well. Good to know you're not restricted to certain tastes for future notice.)

>>8697175
>Boco's chicken-thing hole

Cloaca. Its called a cloaca.

Whats going on in this thr--

>>8696382

Hm.

You draw better than I can, I'll give you that.

>>8697250
(Any chance of a Trixie scene?)

>Tfw no robutt

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>>8697303
You have no idea how many people have said those words while begging on their knees.
"Oh please I'll do anything"
ehehehe..good times.

>She had finished her bowl of stew rather rapidly, licking her lips clean after finishing her meal.
Still though, I might have to take you up on that offer, could use some warmth for the night. If you catch my drift.

There any hung anthro futa pony avas around tonight, been craving to worship some mare cock

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>>8697559
>tfw

There any adorable feral female pony avas around tonight, been craving to worship some normal parts that all mares have

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>>8697300
Just like that, Boco's untimely demise took its toll on the poor... thing. A flock of savage lolis then come in to pick up what is left of nature's trash.

ALSO...
>0,3,7,9 decide...

>>8697657
Mecha lures them away by calling them gay faggots, but the lolis end up attacking him.

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>>8697657
Sudden attack from an enemy stand!

>>8697681
Don't bring this autism here please

>>8697581
Calm down Chat

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>>8697657

I request a Satanic funeral!

>>8697580
>The joke was a little off-putting, but the man was quickly getting used to the woman's twisted sense of humor.
Well, I more than understand your innuendo, fraulein. It's the implication of what may happen if your superiors learn you were fraternizing with the civilians that concerns me.
>He deftly approaches her, gently placing his hands on her shoulders.
I must assume that this will stay strictly off the record, no?

>Sticks cock into gloryhole

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UUNGNNGHHHH YEAHHH I'M SO HOOOOOOORRRNNYYY RIGHT NOW UNNFFF FUCKKKKKKK

Dam I should visit trash more often

Who the fuck up right now?

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>>8697742
Satanic or Devil worshipping?

>>8697744
>(checked)

I was never here
>she smirks, leaning her head against his hands
Or, at the very least, nothing worth mentioning happened
>she kept her eyes locked to his, staring at him with what is often described as "fuckme-eyes"

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>>8697890
(We living anon.)

>>8697742
>takes a shit on Boco's remains before yelling out "Hail Satan!"

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>>8697890
I'm barely able to move or type but I'm here.

Should I honk?
>honks

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>>8697890
bitch I might be

>>8697931
Go to bed pls

>>8697931
Can you move well enough to let me see those tits of yours?

>>8697931
FYI, you just murdered Boco by impaling him with a strap-on.

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>>8697890
I'm almost always here.

still looking for that futa anthro pony to make my night....

>>8697994
Beg more, that'll turn them on

Oddly dead for this time of night.

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>>8697680
Unfortunate Mecha! Woe is him! Woe is to ANYONE that stands before the man-eating wave of adorableness of these gals.

AND OF COURSE...
>0,3,7,9 decide...

>>8698010
It's not even me thirsting over a person, I just am thirsting over the charctures because there hot as hell.

>>8698038
>charctures
Chat come on

>>8698036
chat jumps in and saves mecha from the lolis

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>>8698038
I thought you were getting grammar lessons

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>>8697890
Haven't gotten any bites when I tried earlier but I'm here now, if anyone wants to play around with a trap/effeminate guy.

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>>8698036
>blame this on the lolifag
I've done nothing!

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>>8698036

>>8698047
T-that's the one word I could never spell right. I don't even have a method of spelling it right.

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>>8697939
Oh... yeah I forgot about going to bed. I was playing the Overwatch event and I can't get the Mercy skin.

Heh it was funny when one of our guys cried out ''REIN PLEASE SHIELD SO I CAN REVIVE'' And immediately after he charges against the omnics and we lose. It made me laugh so hard.

>>8697943
Anon, is that you? I'm... Sorry about what happened in the morning
>Very lazily, yoko tugs down her cleavage to reveal one of her breasts to the man as she yawns deeply.

>>8697948
I did? Well... It made me wonder how at first and then I scrolled up and saw the thingy.

That's... something else. I love the tiny heart though and that type of art is very cute and actually I request things like that in the draw threads sometimes.

>>8698051
I'm still working on it.

>>8698075
>Born in the US of A
>Somehow is an ESL
How

>>8698036
Nice diss track on Mecha faggot.

>>8698097
Yes, nothing shows true love for a person (bird...thing) than jamming a rubber phallus through his digestive tract.

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>>8698075
Characters
Char act ers

Not that difficult.
>desu I used to type it as charecters for a really long time

>>8698036
Got some spite towards Mecha still I see, Shy/Mettaton

>>8698097
I wanna play Ow with you sometime, but for now you should really get some rest you dum dum

>>8698125
>the sudden realization hits him like a bag of bricks.

>>8698133
>>8698113
>>8698071
love it when people are allowed to make fun of everyone else except certain people

>>8698029
Seems like there's avas around but no one to play with them really.

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Hi

>>8698153
Hi Fronk.

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Post 'em
Let's get something going.

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>>8698153
Fronk!

>>8698097
I don't know, there's a lot of anons that come and go around here. And I don't know a single one who wouldn't want to see those freed. Speaking of, you think maybe you could do the other too?

>>8698153
>Pulls off the hoodie

>>8698151
Only because Shy's attention whoring is getting more obnoxious than Mecha who barely posts now.

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>>8698151
No, it's just overly personal sounding and not funny
Mock whoever you want, just make sure it's funny

>>8698171
Allo!

>>8698189
Here you are
+a few others, ask if you like

>>8698191
Hey Jinx, what's up

>>8698199
>Squeaking bedbug sounds

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>>8697890
Been a minute, mostly from school things, but I'm here.

>>8698071
>>8698113
>>8698133
>everyone gets a turn with the bat
>but not Mecha, he's special

>>8698102
Don't work on it mid session
You aren't done til you can tell your yours from you're you're

>>8697931
You shouldn't sleep with such revealing clothing!

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>>8698150
>not a bag of dicks
One job anon...

Can't blame ya tho' I fucking hate the word. Characters sounds like charEcters when you say it out loud and lawd jebus if you do get it wrong it's the autism brigade knocking at your door at 4.20 in the morning.

>>8698189
I'd need to make another card and fuck that shit, besides, who cares? I rarely, if ever thread with anything else but the patron saint of edge anyway.

>>8698214
it was pretty funny, desu

>>8698216
How big is Poison's big pink penis?

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>>8698214
doin my thang, yanno.. Just got off some comp bc my placement matches went horribly so i gotta grind

whatcha drinkin? ;)

>>8698216
mmphh, I wanna worship that cock of yours miss poison.

>>8698225
I'm sick of this CYOA, Roll chart, and Kathleen business. NTR and FTT has more ERP than this shithole thanks to this nonsense.

>>8698191
>Can't stop staring at Meg.

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>>8698245
(Pink? Anon I don't think penises can be pink. Also this is the mika poison in case anyone was wondering.)

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>>8698189

>>8698260
Mecha stop getting mad

> tfw I still come here in hopes that a certain individual returns

>>8698260
You're acting like the ones encouraging it are any better. The only thing you can really do is stop talking about it, and not letting it get to you

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>>8698266
>I don't think penises can be pink.
>posts a pink penis

>>8698284
Who ya waitin' for, Anon?

>>8698266
(That's a big dick.)

>>8698266
F-fuck... can I jerk her off?

>>8698295
For you.

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There is a severe shortage of Ravioli

>>8698295
For y--nah.

>>8698293
Kawai

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>>8698266
>I don't think penises can be pink
Well this is an eye opener to me

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WAHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF MECHA

I know I'm supposed to be dead, my insides torn apart by a false penis, but ya know what this place needs?

A Renamon.

>>8698314
It's okay, we've already established that Mika is a literal retard.

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It's about time all these futa girls p-provide measurements. For science.

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>>8698241
I didn't feel the punchline, it just felt like generalized insults

>>8698249
I'll do your thang alright
Sounds like a crap time, sorry. Piss tasting beer, and enjoying some pizza too
It's good stuff

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Oh fuck me sideways I think I lost my most recent anon.

Thank fuck for coke. Coke never leaves me, coke never judges me, coke is always there for me.

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>>8698345
10 inches!

>>8698345
I know Sponty's fifteen inches.

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>>8698251
Blunt but admirable. I won't stop you anon
>>8698288
(I guess. I just thought you meant like...bright neon pink or something)
>>8698295
Thank you.
>>8698297
Well it's a bit of a strange request, but by all means.
>>8698314
(Hey I'm new to this)
>>8698345
I'm sorry, I don't think I've ever actually sat down to figure it out. Someone is going to have to help me out with that.

>>8698352
>>8698214
>Fronk sticking his nose and gossiping his ideas.
The comic was right.

>>8698352

Does anyone have that comic where Fronk busts in on drama that involves people that a lot of other people like, so he can continue to be relevant and get his dick sucked by some Korean-Latina bitch?

>>8698214
yeah it makes it pretty obvious there's some beef with mecha by the creator
parody's only funny when its evenly spread with things like this.
knew it would devolve into stupid shit like this eventually, surprised it hadn't already

>>8698376
>Tosses you some measuring tape.

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>>8698345
You wanna gimme a hand with that? Come on, where's the measuring tape?

>>8698376
>bright neon pink
Adorably new. Don't fret Mika-chan

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>>8698345
3 inches reporting in

>>8698376
>the anon grabs her large cock and starts to jerk it off while worshiping and sniffing her balls
mmmphh I missed this cock of yours miss poison.

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>>8698378
>gossiping
All very private, right?

>>8698383
CYOAnon has been shitting on everyone else, why is it a problem when he does it with Mecha?

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>>8698264
Get it painted on an urn; it'll last longer.
>>8698352
's not too bad. Rein might help me grind so that's always fun. Take care of yaself

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>>8698345
"Fourteen GREAT and POWERFUL inches!"

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>>8698406

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>everyday it's either insult/defend owain and destroy the threads, or insult/defend Mecha and destroy the threads
>it never stops
>nobody ever admits fault
>and the two of them only encourage the behavior

>>8698425
Can you teach me a magic trick?

>>8698421
It's Shy/mettaton using drama to stay relevant as always
Wants back at Mecha for stealing his schtick

>>8698425
How far down is the ring?
Also, and asking for a friend here, how much do you like having it kissed?

>>8698425
What about girth?

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>>8698373
G-gosh...

>>8698374
GOSH!

>>8698376
U-um, I forgot my measuring tape...at home...

>>8698401
I...I forgot...

>>8698406
ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶜʸᵒᵒᵗ

>>8698425
I thought I said futa, not shemale...

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>>8698433
Checked

Can't say I give a shit but you got repeating digits

I AM NOT A THIRSTY KEK

>>8698424
An urn? What do I look like I'm made of dinar?

>>8698449
Got a real strong hate boner for Shy/Mettaton, there, pal.

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>>8698457
>I thought I said futa, not shemale...

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>>8698427
...Yes?
>>8698457
It's not... tiny.

>>8698457
>Hands you some measuring tape.

>>8698425
>kissu the balls

Futa is shit

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>>8698483
It might be better I don't answer that...

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>>8698457
>I thought I said futa, not shemale...

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>>8698406
Someone should tie a bow on that little trinket, it'd make a nice gift

>>8698457
Wanna measure by how many times you can wrap a hand around it then? Gives you an idea you can really use, inches don't tell you how it feels in your palm, do they?

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>>8698400
Oh you're absolutely no fun you know that?
>>8698407
>Poison jumps just a bit, taken a bit by surprise with just how eager the anon seems to be.
Well, if that's how you feel I'll try and come around a bit more often.
>>8698457
Shame. If only we had some other way to measure. Something a bit more...hands on.

>>8698485
Because his obnoxious shit always derails the thread as its doing right now.

>>8698535
Just take the punches Mecha you big baby

>>8698514
>Agree
>(insert gabriel because 4chan is not letting me fucking post images)

>>8698406
Rance sized.

>>8698547
Here comes the defense force calling any detractors Mecha

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>>8698378
>>8698382
But I said it's okay to mock Mecha ;-;

>>8698383
Again, I'm fine with a joke about anybody. I find that comic about me really funny! It just...needs to be a joke.

>>8698424
Hey, awesome. Guess I'll RP with you tomorrow or something

>>8698457
She's pretty big alright! Though apparently some ladies around here got it bigger, hot dang...

>>8698532
I've wanted a fat musky load all over my face for a while now miss~
>he continues to play with her balls and stroke her long shaft back and forth.

>>8698496
Sorry, it was the smuggest anime picture I had for someone pretending to call something like that a cock.

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>>8698496
>>8698497
>>8698526
>>8698532
>>8698569
I-I-I CAN'T STAYHEREANYMOREINEEDTOSTUDYANDDOOTHERTHINGSI'LLBEBACKLATERSOPLEASELOOKOUTFORMEI'LLMEASUREYOURGIRLDICKSLATER!
>Flees like a bat out of hell.

(why did I start posting before I was going to have to go?)

>>8698517
W-who's that guy you're with?
>Anon burns with jealousy.

>>8698532
If I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow, I would definitely use a more hands on approach to get that measurement. But we're stuck with what we've got for now.

>>8698517
You gonna be around tomorrow, j0nx?

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>>8698553
Excuse me?
>>8698526
Y-Yah...
>>8698569
Why's 'at?
>>8698573
Hey! What do you mean 'something like that'?!
>>8698617
Hell yea dude
Only got two hours rn but I'm going home for easter tomorrow so I'll be up laterino

>>8698636
Okay, I'll try hitting you up for dragon loli tomorrow then

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>>8698587
Hercules? He's just a boy toy of mine. Men are always so jealous...

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>>8698535
>1 image every 15 minutes
>derailing thread
Yeah you're right, we should just go back and discuss Owain drama instead

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>>8698580
Don't bring the measuring tape that time either, I'd rather you brought lube

(Because your dicklust I uncontrollable, slut. I was damn tired tonight anyway, it's for the best)

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>>8698124
I guess so.. I can baely type so forget me If I don't respond properly

>>8698137
How are you then? I could add you If you have me ni discod. I 'll go and lay downa little now. I almost passed out right here.


>>8698192
>And just like that she tugged down her whole cleavage
Sorry II can't wirte more. I'll got sl leep

>>8698636
Manlet sized.

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>>8698050
Chat Noir to the rescue! However, he must prepare and analyze his options before the flock of angry lolis show up.

He chooses...!
>0,3,7,9 decides...

>>8698674
I'll give it to you later tonight, just get some sleep and I'll talk to you after you've woken up

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>>8698570
Well keep that up and I don't think you'll have to be waiting much longer
>Her cock, already at full mast, starts to throb a bit with each stroke he makes, as well as leaking a bit of clear pre onto his face
>>8698580
>>8698594
(Don't worry, I only have so much time to spare here anyways.)

>>8698681
If 0 3 7 or 9 Shy stops doing CYOA

>>8698660
>Anon gulps.
I can see why.
>Anon is so small and frail compared to Hercules.
Do you have...
>Anon wonders if he has a chance.
Multiple toys?

>>8698681
To kill the lolis by taking a whiff of their ass musk

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>>8698680
Not at all!

>>8698698
MECHA BTFO FOREVER NO REROLLS

>>8698681
C.
Summon BBC to defeat the lolis.

>>8698719
He's been afk for like two days anon

>>8698570
>Musk
I thought you got rid of your tilde key

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>>8698665
>>8698559
>>8698535
>Implying the thread ever learns

>>8698697
mmmmmhhh, god it smells so good~
>he gets his hands around her cock head and starts to rub it with both his hands over and over trying to get her to spurt her musky seed out onto his face.
C-can you talk dirty when you blow? I want you cover me in jizz and talk about how bad I want it~.

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>>8698729
So you're not just a pedophile, but you're also into interracial pedophilia?

Neck yourself bozo.

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>>8698708
>Meg shrugs, noncommittal.
Not really.
>Flipping her ponytail over her shoulders, she rolls her eyes.
It's kind of boring, actually. But, my boss says I have to, so...

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>>8698636
Oh, I thought you were dismissing yourself from my company
Also you only have two hours, and I take too long to type, hehe

>>8698580
Dang. And here I thought I'd get the ol' Pixie stick wet.

>>8698754
I know I haven't learned since I keep coming back here.

>>8698754
>knowingly making things worse
The fact that you actually feel above all of this, is what's so grating about you.

>>8698636
I mean your little...Thing. Hey is it even bigger than your pinky? I bet it isn't is it?

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>>8698764
Holy shit, faggot. There are hunting store catalogs that print the word "musk" less than you.

>>8698769

What did I do no--oh, BOZO.

Nevermind.

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>>8698769
BBC is a nice news channel

>>8698774
HE'S boring?
>Anon says shocked, pointing at Hercules.
Your boss? Having boy toys is for work?

>>8698783
Who?

>>8698769
Deport him to Sweden or Germany.

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>>8698814
>Germany.
like the swed cucks take'em

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>>8698801
>What did I do
Post

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>>8698776
The first step is admitting that you have a problem

>>8698783
I don't feel above it, but sometimes it's more fun to fan the flames, it's the whole reason I don't come around, or most people don't anymore.
Take a quick look at the thread, see it's devolved to shitslinging, and go relax somewhere else with friends met here or elsewhere.

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>>8698788
Excuse me? Y-Yah, of course it's bigger! Who do you take me for?
>>8698775
W-we could still start somethin if you wanted ;_;

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>>8698842
No plz

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>>8698814
Sweden.
Because fuck Sweden.
Fuck Sweden, fuck swedes, if there's a place on earth that should be wiped out it's not the middle east it's Sweden.

Swedes are literally worse than muslims or jews.

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>>8698764
>She would be laughing more if she wasn't so aroused at this point. Instead she simply bucks her hips a little bit into his hands, the liquid leaking out even faster than before
You mean talk about how desperately you're begging for my thick creamy seed all over your face? Because you really seem to want it bad with how you're moving like that. Tilt your head back for me.

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>>8698883

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>>8698806
Not really on the whole romance scene. Every relationship ends up the same. Besides; no one wants a gal with Hades breathing down her neck anyways.

>>8698883
Thanks for the national politics rant in my typefuck server you raging autistic.

>>8698898
>the anon tilts his head back, awaiting for the creamy load to cover his face and paint him white.

>>8698853
>sometimes it's more fun to fan the flames
You know, the bitter attitude is more telling of you, than anyone else, really. You keep coming back, and leaving little passive aggressive messages here and there, while telling everyone that there's no point in coming here anymore.

You're like those faggots who quit Facebook, or any sort of social media, and wind up returning just to gloat about your time away. You're not fooling anyone, nor are you proving a damn thing.

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>>8698861
Sure would! What wouldja like

>>8698914
>it's okay to display vitriol against the Nazi
>it's not okay to display vitriol against Mecha

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>>8698902
kek, saved.
Still though, what did you expect?

Oh and by the way, just one more time for emphasis: fuck sweden

>>8698914
You're welcome like comment subscribe

>>8698853
Fucking this >>8698927

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>>8698930
Whatcha really super in the mood for darlin'?

>>8698933
Fuck Mecha! Fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick! Then break it off and beat him with the rest of it!

>>8698913
What scene are you on then? If not romance. Hade can't be that bad. Zeus's brother an all. He takes care of all three realms of the underworld. At least you're not working for Poseidon, always sinking ships and throwing storms every which way.

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>>8698933
to be quite honest anon it has always been ok to address when I'm "a bit" autistic.

But I can see the controversy that you're trying to put trough.

I need my own Internet Defence Force that would be sweet. Have anons defend my absolutely ridiculous bullshit...

>>8698975
That would be 5 bitcoins for violating my Edge(TM) trademark. Failure to provide payment may result in a recreational McNuke being fired toward your general direction :^)

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>>8698985
I'm on whatever scene Hades wants me to be. I sold my soul to him after all. Gods, I'd /rather/ work for Poseidon. I'd take the fishy smell over the rotting flesh smell any day.

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>>8698921
>With a last set of firm strokes she finally reaches her climax. Her cock throbs a few more times before spraying itself out over him. Rope after thick rope of pure white seed lands heavily across his face, coating almost every inch there is while she moans away.

>>8699026
Well I mean if you had a choice. He doesn't control your every word and action. You can do your job for him and still enjoy other things.

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>>8698927
>>8698952
I still show up and play because it's fun, and people like to have fun while they can, it's nothing more or less than that. And I will likely continue to.
But I guess I can see where you're getting that sorta thing, but at the same time, this place was relaxing. People used to get along, or at least keep what anger they had to themselves.
Honestly I'd love nothing more than for comfy times to return here, for the blogposters and funposters to come back, for it not to be the victim hunt of the day.
Fucking hell, I'd even take Armstrong coming back to play at corralling everyone together to try and solve problems.
You people miss everyone when they leave, but you're the ones pushing them away.

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>>8699079
>Honestly I'd love nothing more than for comfy times to return here
>for the blogposters and funposters to come back

HEY
WHO HERE WANTS TO HAVE SEX

>>8699131
>not around for comfy dead hours last year
Newfags shouldn't be allowed to breath

>>8699079
If you want this place to be comfy getting into pointless fights to prove a point isn't helping

>>8699079
Your generalizations are what still irk me. You keep setting yourself aside from the rest of the bunch, while grouping other innocent people with the bad apples anyway. You're not better than anyone here, even the shitposters. And you know why? Because you can't stop doing this shit that you're doing now. You're not helping, so you're hurting. That's how it works.

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>>8699079
Those were the days.

>>8699142
All you had to do was jerk off the set of futas from early, and this could've been avoided

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>>8698959
Something futa, I'm feeling tonight.

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>>8699142
>Waves at the anon

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>>8699166
You being the futa or me? 'Cause I can do that with d.va albeit submissively as you kno
>>8699074
There's not much left to enjoy, loverboy.

>>8699158
#MAGA

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>>8698729
Ka-BLAM! Owain is summoned! How menacing!

The way Owain decides to get rid of the lolis, and the way this story concludes, is...

>0,3,7,9 decide...

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So much meta discussion, so little fucking.

Comfy as ever

>captcha: Police calle

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>>8699222
AWW SHIIIIT

YEEEEEEE

I LIKE THESE DIGITS

>>8699204
(Is there some secret password to play with Megara? I'm in there weird limbo where nothing is happening but she's still talking to me.)

>>8699165
what
>>8699173
NO GAYS PLEASE
ONLY HOT BITCHES ALLOWED

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I'm still the greatest.

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>>8699217
Stop doing illegal things and have a friendly picnic!

>>8698056
Pedophilia isn't justice.

>>8699258
#Legs4Days

>>8699258
Fuck off Shy

>>8699155
>le epic part of the problem if you tell people the problem face

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>>8699131
Silica, Kurisu, and Kenny were fun, and they kept dead threads rolling, at least giving us some comedy.
>>8699158
They were, and fun.
>>8699154
>>8699155
Yeah, I suppose that's fair. Sometimes you just have to say it out loud when it bugs you though. At least give people something to think about between Owainposting and kinkshaming. But I guess I should just fade out for the night after being thoroughly btfo.
Hugs for you all for listening though, even if I don't particularly agree.

>>8698938
>fuck Sweden
Fuck you.

>>8699285
Wow Mecha why are you so mad

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>>8699142
I do but, I lack the necessary racial attributes.

Like a penis

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>>8699217
yea im savin this.
also they merge together to form the super male ava and take over ERP

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>>8699258
>You strongly desire to fuck Mettaton in the ASS.

>>8699297
Who are you
Like, on Discord

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>>8699173
Owain confirmed gay.

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>>8699278
I just want to protect their smiles.

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>>8699297
What can you do? Empires fade and die, we all move on.
Those are a damn nice pair of titties, though.

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>>8699297
(Have a good one thicc poster/Leona, thaks for stopping by.)
>>8699256
(Card here.)>>8698269
>>8699329
(I was going to direct him to my card you meanie.)

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>>8699297
>Hugs
Hug my lap, please and thank you

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>>8699298
Är du saltig Björn?
Varför?

Vi vet att sverige e skit, kanske kan man rädda henne, kanske. Men det är ju ganska svårt.. vad med mer svart än vitt.

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>>8699204
You, gotta try size mocking out for once

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>>8699255
No. My issue is that I'm sort of still working out how I'm going to play Megara, esp since she's sorta jaded on the whole love thing lol

I'm playing with the idea of Hades straight up being her pimp, but it's still not necessarily in character