ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite egg? Unpla

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>>8693668
All eggs are eggs-cellent!

>>8693668
bones

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>>8693405
i'm pretty stubborn theta, and you being cute
is correct
>roll to prove that that theta is cute

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>>8693668
This is good egg

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>>8693668
Sylvie!

>>8693577
I missed you! Where did you go?

>hug tightly

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>>8693608
>Catte found it.
Thank you. Let's go.
>Roll to manipulate the staff for a free pass inside.
>>8693700
...If you say so.
>Ayy is too confused to be flustered, have this picture instead.

>>8693668
bones

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>>8693655
okay heres the down low
we
are
gonna go do something fun
what are you down for
>roll to chug another pot of coffee
im taking after colress

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>>8693756
>hug and kiss the firefox
Oh I've been out here training and I passed out from exhaustion last night so I didn't make it back to the house. Sorry if I worried you!

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>>8693381
Really? Thank you mister!
I will come back when I have more money, bye!
>Runs off with his new branch destroying weapon

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>>8693804
I can do that too.
>Roll to chug a pot of coffee.

>>8693804
>>8693843
you two are going to end up consuming more beans than faba at this rate

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>>8693759
Yep!
Uh, I can pay if we neeeed to.
also he's right you know.

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>>8693854
TRY ME.
>ROLL TO INHALE BEANS

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>>8693815
>return kiss to pinkdog
I was worried. Did you get any stronger at least?

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>>8693771
>>8693691
..I'm not an egg.

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>>8693804
Well.... I... get the feeling Hugo has someone stalking me, so preferably something inside?
.... where are you even getting all of this coffee?

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>>8693890
Yeah I'm up to level 73 now, almost to the point where you don't have to worry about me getting hurt!

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>>8693892
...

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>>8693888
>UNIT ONE: EXPERIENCE THE HUMAN EMOTION KNOWN AS "FEAR"

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I had way too much irl shit to deal with, I had to get on outta here and all that stuff.

Croag-sama, our love may have literally been just a meme, I don't know anything about relationships and I wasn't sure if anything was serious or not.
t. the best memeplane

p.s. Business is tight, come buy my fucking candles.

>>8693920
stitches plz

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>>8693920
...? Yes, hun?

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>>8693843
>>8693804
>>8693888

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>>8693888
what
>>8693914
internet
okay then
why dont you put on a game or something and we can like
play something
ill get some food
>roll to consume one last pot of coffee

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>>8693918
>hug again
You are the best. Why did you train so hard?
>is looking a bit pudgy from all of the doritos and lounging around

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>>8693843
Watch this
>Roll to chug a freshly brewed pot of coffee

>>8693854
Faba eats them raw, like a brute.

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>>8693947
>>8693956
Nothing.
>Roll to make bonehead a fire type again.

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>>8693843
>>8693888
>>8694019
YOU ARE BABIES
WATCH THIS
>ROLL TO SMASH COFFEE POT AGAINST FACE

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>>8694019
Ahfuc2hot

>>8693888
What the actual fuck

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>>8694006
You always worry about protecting me from stuff so I wanted to get stronger and calm your mind.
>poke his tum
Looks like you need some training too

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>>8694021
Oookay then.
>Smooch the plush husband on the cheek

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>>8693865
I would appreciate that, thank you.
I really do not see how I am cute, but thank you?

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>>8694003
Alright, I can do that.
... uh.
>Rolling for a random game
>I regret not actually playing vidya often now
>Have some random games from my brother's computer
>1-3 Payday 2
>4-6 Ark
>7-9 Smite
>0 random anon's choice

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>>8693914
>>8694003
>Roll to cut their power.

>>8694175
(Ark what? )

>>8694222
Survival Evolved I assume
dinosaur game

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>>8694094
hey... I always need to train. I have not had any motivation as of lately.... Do I look fat or something?

>>8694222
(ark: gay evolved)

>>8694222
Its yet another a shitty PvP crafting survival game
But everyone calls it good because its dinosaur themed
got those games are fucking terrible

>>8694222
>>8694238
>>8694270
>>8694275
(Yeah, Survival Evolved. I don't actually know anything about it? I just snagged the first three games I saw on my brother's computer, rip. )

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>>8694175
works for me
>hand lettuce husband an omelette
>roll for quality
how do you play this dinosaur game anyway
do we have to collect all the dino dicks

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>>8694257
>she giggles
Maybe just a little pudgy is all.

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>The Chazz is feeding his pokemon.
What's up losers? Thought I would grace you with my presence as The Chazz isn't malevolent.

Guess who evolved today?

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>>8694174
Yep yep, anytime.
>Dump a bunch of coins on the counter for the pass nerd
And it's.. hard to explain, but you are. Mhm.

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>>8694035
I dont know how you fail to smash a glass pot but be thankful of that because that was my godsdamn coffeee pot

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>>8693759
yeah, you agree now
hurray
>follows theta

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>>8694341
OKAY
>FLIP SB'S CHAIR

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>>8694295
>5
>What is this like a mediocre omelette
>Or did Gladion basically hand him a piece of rubber
>Eat the omelette like a starving man either way
>Easy to do when you're an actual starving man
I.... think it's a survival game? Minecraft, but with dinosaurs. And slavery. Aaaaand dragons. It's strange.

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>>8694329
was it your ego
cause it sounds like your ego

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>>8694299
i'm back from training too
well, i'm level 65 now
not as strong as everyone else
but at least it's something

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>>8694338
Thank you.
What do "cute" people do that makes them so?
>>8694366
How do you like the aquarium?

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>>8694329
Your arrogance

>>8694463
Nice, same as Jay right here. He needs some more training though.

>>8694383
OHFUCK

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>>8694503
it was really fun i hope we can do more stuff like this again

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>>8694432
>yep mediocre at best
>rip
>dubsfail would have been like a tire
weird
so are there dino dongs?
>>8694571
#rekt

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>>8694626
>fuggin rip
>not french enough for this shit, apparently
>no omelette du frumage for n
... I don't think so? A dinosaur would have a cloaca regardless.
>Rolling for how many minutes it takes N to die on Ark
>Dubsfail and he gets kidnapped by pirates, destined forever to be a blood slave

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>>8694463
Nice good job Adri

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>>8694503
>Stare at some Remoraid doing Remoraid things
Uhm.. I don't know how to explain it really, but..
It's kind of just, their personality? How they act and respond to people? Maybe the look cute too.
I'm not very good at expurrlainin things.

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guess who just got another badge
probably not chazz
woot woot
hoenn championship awaits
sooooon
>Roll to find the next gym having town on the map

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>>8694794
>someday
>i make a mean omelette
true
gotta ask arceus for a cloaca and a dragon dick instead of a human dick
>rolling to keep lettuce husband from dying

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>>8694457
Noooope.

Lux and Mander AND Gibs.
That was the most joy The Chazz has felt.

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>>8694299
>looks down a bit
y-yeah I guess I feel a little heavier. But I just have not been motivated to battle lately.

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>>8694597
No no.
>Bop Clint.
We are at the aquarium now. Previously we were at the museum.
>Point at Remoraids doing fish things.
See?
>>8694840
...My personality? I do not think I really understand what you mean.
Is it my personality or do I look cute?

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>>8694818
thanks, maybe i can help more in battle and not get knocked out as easily

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>>8694946
>bopped
well, yeah, it's great too
this is so much fun theta
>affectionate bite again

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>>8694935
Why's that hon?
>>8694962
Probably!

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>>8694859
>well we cant both be making egg based food
>fite me
You don't like your dick as is?
>Nope, Ark is a merciless game
>Probs died to a fucking Compy or something
>Rip N, unwilling to punch a small dinosaur in the face
... well then. That was quick.

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>>8694946
..Yes? To both?
>Claus: Focus on the fish and try not to make this weird.
You.. kinda talk in a way that's sorta nice too.

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>>8694962
You always help a lot!

>>8695041
I do not know. You ever thing about doing something but then just do not do it?

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>>8694894
and here i was thinking that the most joyous part of your day was styling your hair in the mirror
hows the egg going dude
>>8694847
>dave is still a dumbass who cant read maps
>roll to head in the general direction of this town

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>>8695074
>kay come over here dude
>right now
i dunno man
my tower of power is good as is
maybe
5000 feet
pff
you wanna like
go bother someone
>>8695122
left turn at route 4

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>>8694571
No. You wish it did.

>>8695122
The breeder seemed like he was giving them out like he was going to cook them up or something. Didn't even have the courtesy to tell The Chazz what it was. It moves around a bit.

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>>8694990
Ow.
Thank you. I am glad you are having fun.
>>8695099
>Watch the fish as well.
I see... Is being cute bad? Should I change my speech patterns?

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>>8695102
>she smirks at him
All the time.

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>>8695162
>but Gladi
>how will I find you
>just run around all of Minnesota and hope I find the right tall gay dude?
Hmm...
Didn't Reshiram call you out on that?
... bother someone. As in... someone outside...?

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>>8695162
k
thanks bro
>left turn at route 4
>somehow Dave has not gotten lost yet
>its a miracle
>Roll to continue this pattern
>>8695247
huh
whats it look like

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>>8695102
>>8695041
thanks you two

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>>8695250
N-no, no, It's a good thing!
You don't need to change anything.

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>>8695250
cute is a good thing theta
it's a compliment
but if don't want to be called that i can stop...
>sad toto

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>>8695252
Really? I am not the only one? Phew.... Why are you smiling about it?

>>8695368
Yeah you are stronger than you think.

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>>8695284
Like this.

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>>8695500
>she boops Zorro and laughs
No reason. Do you want to spar?

>>8695511
(What is this a picture for ants?)

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>>8695528
I do not know.... I am kind of hungry.

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>>8695376
As you wish. I will not then.
Thank you for your input.
>>8695473
Ah, you are fine.
Do not worry about it, Clint. You may refer to me as so.

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>>8695500
you think so, i shouldn't be this negative
but i feel inferior to you guys
from now on i'll try my best

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>>8695511
yeah idk what that is
go ask spark
looks like a fugging furbait egg tho

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>>8695254
>yes do it
>you gotta
yyyyes?
whats the worst that happens
we fight off some crazy fangirls?
>>8695284
np

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>>8695559
Do you want to find some berries or find some place to eat at?

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>>8695575
Well it deserves The Chazz's love. Where's sparky at?

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>>8695608
Oh shit, waddup dude? Watcha need?

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>>8695633
What kind of egg is this one.>>8695511

>>8695531
Also yes.

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>>8695565
I mean.. you can if you want, who am I to stop ya.
But uh, yeah, anytime, I guess.

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>>8695594
Yeah i could go for a huge order of fries right now!

>excite

>>8695568
I know you will. I trust you!

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>>8695584
>yeah maybe if my car were actually in working condition
>pretty sure I'd get kidnapped if I tried to hitchhike
Welllll... Yes.
>Dramatic swoon
Defend me from the horrid fan girls, Gladion!

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>>8695565
i can?
great, because you are cute the way you are theta
>happy toto smile

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>>8695652
Ooooooooooo, that's an Eevee egg. Lil' guy's gonna wanna cuddle the moment it hatches, btw.

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>>8695697
I don't think there's a mcghetsis here in kalos but we can probably find somewhere that serves fries.
>lets do just that

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>>8695764
Good. Never seen an Eevee before. This should be fun for The Chazz.

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>>8695679
Your input is important to me. You are easier to work with than most pokemon.
>>8695726
...Thank you.
>Theta is still baffled by the whole being cute thing.
I will... Take both of your words.
Are you two bored of this aquarium?

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>Magcargo, strangely enough, hasn't left his room in weeks
>The door has remained shut, no sounds coming from within

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>>8695842
It's a furry lil' doggo with big ol' ears and adorable little wiggles. Their best quality is their wiggles. Trust me. Prooobs gonna wanna get an Everstone fampai, 'less you want a random Eeveelution.

>>8695870
(Who's Magcargo? Is this a new character?)

>>8695912
(You've never seen Slugma? He evolved a while ago. The character has been here for months man)

>>8695927
(Oh no I haven't. Okay. Sorry.)

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>>8695722
>pffffff
>ill hitchhike over there then
sooo
thats a yes?
cmon silvs lets go do some bs

>>8695939
(Tfw you feel like an oldfag knowing this stuff but others don't)

>>8695912
>>8695939
fuck off

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>>8695859
..It is?
I am??
>Vaguely confused Miaou
Uh, a little bit, yeah.

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>>8695870
>thinks slugma like french fries
>checks room
Hey. You want to get some french fries?

>>8696035
(Why so rude?)

>>8696012
>>8696035
(Uh... okay.)

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>>8696012
(I feel like an oldfag whenever someone gets confused at a mention of Emrys or at a random owl eating someone's body. )
(... I am an oldfag tho so rip. )
>>8696000
>I was about to counter with "but you don't know where I live"
>But then I remembered someone leaked where I live in thread
>Fucking rip come visit whenever
>I'm sure Bork would pay for a plane ticket to shitty ol' MT
It certainly is a yes.
>Follow the husbando
>Gold doggo, also follow

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>>8696064
(Shitposters, man)
(Just ignore them)

>>8696061
>The first thing Zorro sees is a massive, intricately detailed statue, of the creation trio
>Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, with Arceus above them all
>Magcargo is busy toiling away on the upper level of it, oblivious to his surroundings

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>>8695859
no, i'm having fun
>looks at the mantines
this is pretty

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>>8696125
Neat.

>>8696125
(Oh, sorry for responding. Have a nice day.)

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>>8696041
Where else should we go?
>>8696145
I am glad you are having fun. Maybe... We should look for battles?

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>>8696125
>looks right up at those huge art pieces
whoa slugma! You have been super busy! Hey uuuh did you hear me?

>>8696168
(I wasn't referring to you as a shitposter)

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>>8696179
>Doesn't seem to notice
>Appears to be completely absorbed in his work

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>>8696220
>Slugma is ignoring me.
>Plant a bug in the room.

>>8696182
(Sorry I meant I was sorry for responding on the first place. Sorry.)

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>>8696173
Well, uh, there's probably some restaurants around, if we're all hungry.
I don't really know a whole lot about the area still.

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>>8696173
well, maybe i'm not good in battles, i'm prettu weak

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>>8696311
>roll to make alolan

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>>8696220
hmmmm
>climb up towards the upper level
Hey!

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>>8696115
>man i have like 0 motivation to do anything lately
>wanna come over to my house and stab me
>anyway ill be around today might be slow
cool lets look for some nerds to beat up
maybe hit up a restaurant

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>>8696335
That's not how you do it! Watch this!
>>8696311
>Alolaize

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>>8696311
Hmmm. Okay.
>Grab Claus.
>>8696330
Then we can get you stronger.
>Grab Clint.
>Roll to find a fight.

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>>8696364
>yeah I understand the feel man
>I'll come over and stab you alright
>"stab"
>wonk wonk
>no probs dude
>I can wait
Hmm..... Why not both at once? There's a restaurant in Striaton city, if you wish to try it.

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>>8696257
(It's alright.)
(Sorry for getting things mixed up)

>>8696239
>>8696146
>Magcargo is a bit too distracted to notice the rotom, or the bug he planted

>>8696359
>Snaps awake, almost as if out of a trance
Oh. Uh. Hey.
How are you, Zorro.

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>>8696455
>Bug is a very tiny audio bug near the corner of the room.
>Sorry if you thought I was going to smash your statue or something.
>Anyway Rotom goes away to the next place.

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>>8696455
me and sylvie where going to get some fries! do you want to come?
>is looking around at all this beautiful art
also.... whoa....

>>8696488
>Dubs.
>Nevermind we have audio and video I guess?

>>8696455
(It's fine. My fault to begin with.)

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>>8695905
Everstone?

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>>8696391
>Miaou™
So, we're gonna battle or something?

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>>8696391
well, okay let's go looking for something

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>>8696542
Stone?

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>>8696542
An item that keeps pokemon from evolving. Pretty helpful if you aren't sure which eeveelution you want on your team.

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>>8696628
STONE?

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>>8696549
>>8696581
I was hoping we could find someone to battle but... I guess not?

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>>8696628
Oh that sounds useless to me. Evolving pokemon is the best.

>>8696591
>>8696647
brock plz gm us up some fites we love u

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>>8696488
>Doesn't notice the bug

>>8696494
Oh. Uh...I haven't eaten in a long time.
I am pretty hungry, so...I guess.
...
I felt a rush of inspiration.

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>>8696724
Make sure to give it lots of love and affection.

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>>8696542
Ye, keeps things from evolvin'. Eevee are easy as fuck to accidentally the entire evolution, soooo keep a stone on ya unless you want a Sylveon!
>>8696724
Ooookay, I hope you like fairies!

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>>8696591
>>8696647
Yes?

>>8696756
>>8696750
Fairies suck

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>>8696647
Yes, stones.
>>8696724
Given that there are... Eight possible outcomes for the evolution.
You want an everstone.
>>8696750
Sylvie, please.
>>8696756
Do you have a team?

I agree with >>8696770

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>>8696756
I don't know what either of those are. Are you mocking The Chazz?

>>8696591
>>8696647
Stone. Like a rock or.

>>8696767
This guy right here.

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>>8696770
You suck

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>>8696428
>lewdstabs or nothing man
sounds good to me
lets gooooooo
>start walking

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>>8696667
>Shrug
Maybe try again later?
I dunno.

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>>8696731
Yeah for sure. I'd be love to stomp some more nerds.

>>8696767
It's my favorite Champion! For now at least!

>>8696785
Yes.

>>8696770
Hey now.

>>8696846
You're an all-star. Getcha game on.

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>>8696750
>>8696790

Hey it's that cheater!

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>>8696667
oh well, we can try looking for battles later

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>>8696737
I can see... all this is wonderful!

>looking around in a stupor

>>8696770
Fairies and Dragons deserve to be killed off. Like humanity

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>>8696916
This.

My dudes.

>>8696916
Dragons are cool.
Fairies can go the way of the Farfetch'd.
Humans.. yeah humans too.

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>>8696841
>>8696910
Hm... We kind of suck.
>Look for a friggin restaurant instead.

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>>8696916
>dragons
Wait what

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>>8696959
..We haven't even fought anything yet, how can we suck?
>Also go on restaurant spotting duty

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>>8696959
>>8697017
let me try looking for a restaurant for us
>look for a restaurant for the trio

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>>8696915
...
Thanks. It's not really finished, though.

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>>8697017
I feel that we will suck.
>>8697056
Thank you, Clint.
>Try and get a booth for three pokemon.
>This is going to go well.

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>>8697138
We'll be fiiiine.

>>8697056
Thanks Clint!

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>>8697138
>>8697202
no problem, you two, let's go get somethihng to eat

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>>8697202
>>8697246
>Hey what do you know they serve pokes here.
>They get a booth and get menus.
>The waiter asks them what they want to drink.
Uh... C... Pepsi?
>The waiter waits for Clint and Claus' orders.

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>>8696789
I already said what an Eevee is fampai. A Sylveon is the Fairy Type evolution, a Fairy is a Pokemon Type. Kin'a tend to be pink and girly.
>>8696785
Kiiiiinda? I don't have Pokeballs, but there's six friends that battle for me!
Raichu, Alolan Raichu, Pikachu, Pichu, Jolteon, and Zapdos!

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>>8697337
i want, what he will have
>points at theta

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>>8696807
>k dude come fly your ass on over here
>i got plenty of lewdstabs
>also cuddles of the lewd and non lewd variety
... do you actually know the way to Striaton?
>Follow the fry

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>>8697337
..Uh, Cherry Pepsi.

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Let the kingdom rise again.
A god needs a throne and the king is out of the building.
So,
We say,
Yea, to our new king.

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>>8697383
>>8697430
>Pepsi for everyone then.
>The waiter says they'll give the pokemon some time to think over their order and leaves to get their drinks.
>Theta looks at the menu.
Hm...

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>>8697448
......
>UNIT ONE: ANNOYINGLY HOT BLOW DRYER SETTING
>BLOW UNCOMFORTABLY HOT AIR IN GHETSIS'S FACE

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>>8697489
Is there any reason you're blowing hot air at the monitor, one?
Did the science slave change your passwords? Override: four three eight two gamma.

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>>8697483
great, so what is on the menu, theta?

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>>8697524
Don't touch my fucking robots you sack of fat shit.

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>>8697483
Anything look particularly tasty, Theta?

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>>8697546
COLRESS!! COLRE-
>>8697524
>BASIC ACCESS GRANTED
>UNIT ONE: SLEEP MODE ACTIVATED
>Unit One face plants onto Colress' computer

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>>8697075
It still looks really good.

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>>8697527
>>8697573
>Fuck I don't even know man.
Uh... Sandwiches and burgers...? I think I am going to try one of these bacon burgers.

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>>8697546
I'm not.
What am I going to do with you, Colress?
>>8697578
Sleep tight.

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>>8697578
Unit One please get back up.
>Reactivate the bugbot.
>>8697662
What are you going to do? Maybe your heart will stop before you can eject anymore shit.

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>>8697614
well, i never any a hamburger so i'll take the same theta

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>>8697614
Oooh, nice choice. Those are pretty good.
I'll prooobably have one of those too. With cheese.

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>>8697715
COLRESS!!
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: HUG
>>8697662
OKAY. REQUEST KEPT IN "MIND" FOR A LATER DATE.

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>>8697662
>Squinting
Well, so much for quiet.

7s?

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>>8697662
You remind me of my old bosses, old man.
Just sayin'.
So, oh... what's your game plan and shit?

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>>8697719
>>8697733
Alright.
>The sodas are given over and the orders are taken.
>Food will be here sooooon.

>>8697777
god

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>>8697662
Godsdamnit.

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>>8697715
We'll see.
>>8697737
Thank you, One.
>>8697738
A pleasure to meet you, John.
>>8697759
It wouldn't be a plan if I just posted it, would it?
>>8697795
Sebastian, pleased to meet you.

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>>8697662
(man thanks for picking up Ghetsis, my shitty version was basically RPed into a corner where logically he had No reason to post or even do anything anymore)
(so im just gonna do a little something, to help give you a blank slate and kinda soft-retcon it)

>TV shit on the news
in recent news the popular Brand McGhetsis has been bought out in a hostile takeover, the new owners have decided to rename the popular fast food brand

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>>8697795
What is it? What is it?

>>8697819
Next time activate self destruct and kill everyone on the frigate and get it to crash. But make sure to be over a major city to kill as many humans as possible.

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>>8697819
BWAAARK!
BWAARK!
DON'T KNOW YOU!!

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>>8697782
Sweet.
>Sipp on that C.Pepsi

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>>8697737
Hello, Unit One.
>Hug the bugbot.
>>8697819
Just. Stay out of my work.

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>>8697782
>sits next to theta
hey theta, today was really fun do you agree?
>>8697898
and you claus, do you think so too?
>sipps pepsi

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>>8697819
YOU ARE WELCOME USERNAME "FAT PIECE OF SHIT"
>>8697908
COLRESS!! COLRESS!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY?

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>>8697853
That'd be a hell of a comeback.
>>8697885
Don't be so defensive. I'll be sure to give you some dog treats.
>>8697908
No guarantees. Shame I never got to test the whip on you.
>>8697959
Admin Override: Admin Name: God.

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>>8697898
>Sip regular Pepsi.
>Don't ask how he eats, I still need to figure that out.
>>8697917
I think it was very fun.
>Pet the Clint.

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>>8697977
WHAT A DOG TREAT??
I MEAN.
NO!!
NO BRIBE ANOMALESIA!!
EXPLAIN WHO IS!!

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>>8697917
Yeah, one of the nicest days I've had in a while.

>>8698016
Glad mew enjoyed it too.

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>>8698030
He's a hostile. Maimed N pretty badly.
Probably pretty tough, I wouldn't take him alone unless you get to ambush him.
>>8697977
I'm guessing you've absorbed a recently defunct group? that's my primary theory on where you're getting manpower, anyway.
If I'm right, have fun managing those lunatics.

>>8698030
Hey, who wants a scooby snack?
Do you want a scooby snack?
I bet you do.

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>>8697588
Thanks.
This new form gives me a lot more flexibility when it comes to melting the stone.
...
By the way, did I miss anything?

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>>8698016
>>8698079
I had fun too
This is the most fun i had in a long time
And i met you two, the best friends i ever had

>>8698030
>no wak here to pet
>pet odd dog instead.

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>>8697977
ERROR: ADMIN STATUS: NO LONGER EXISTENT.
PLEASE SEE THE CURRENT HEAD ADMIN TO RECTIFY THIS ISSUE.

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>>8697959
Besides trying not to panic over my old boss coming back? Uh, nothing.
>>8697977
Please go away.

>>8698186
409=x0

custredir:http://microsoftwebauthint

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>>8697819
That pleasure is not reciprocal.

>>8697837
One of the most evil men to exist, supposed dead but now back to life.

>>8697908
I recommend giving the Units and related sensitive hardware a through security check up.

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>>8698197
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: COMFORTING HUG
>HEATER MODE: ACTIVATE
>BECOME THE WARM BLANKET

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>>8698170

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>>8698030
Come on I have fantastic dog treats.
Anomalesia.
>>8698101
Oh no. Catalyst has forced me to get very creative.

You won't like me when I am creative.
>>8698197
Come on, Colress. Don't you miss the old times? Me, you, the world on fire? Covered in ice, I suppose.
Blood running through our fingers.
>>8698215
Sebastian. How good are your firewalls?

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>>8698101
Maim N??
Hurt friend N???
Defend friend!!!
Help N!!!
>>8698110
Hello???
Yes???
Don't know a Scooby??
But like snacks!!
Want snack!!
>Hyena bwaark
>>8698170
Hello!!
Yes!!!
Like pets!!
Love pets!!
>Time for the excited butt wiggle
>>8698261
NO!!!
HURT FRIEND!!
NO HURT AGAIN!!
>Agrressive hyena laughter

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>>8698197
Can I join the shitty ex-boss club?
I'm gonna laugh my ass off if my old bosses' grunts signed on with this guy. Probably not much of a change for them.
>>8698261
Hah. I don't blame you if my old co-workers were too drugged up and backstabby to deal with.

>>8698242
>>8698292
>polyamory pet

>>8698292
Scooby's a doggo!
Here you go big guy.
>Toss the odd doggo a Scooby Snack

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>>8698261
ewwww
why is dad here and not dead

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>>8698215
That's... uh-oh.

I guess I better learn to fight harder, huh?

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>>8698320
>Steals scooby snack
>eats it

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>>8698303
>Wag the scaletail
much better.

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>>8698079
>>8698164
>Food comes.
>Theta starts eating.
>Does he.
>We may never know.

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>>8698221
Thank you.
>>8698261
I do not. Go away please.
>>8698302
Especially shitty.

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>>8698434
I see father has returned.
>N hugs Gladion and stuffs his face into the fluffy part of his hoodie, groaning.

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>>8698261
That info is none of your concern.

>>8698292
If you ever see him face to face, destroy him.

>>8698341
That would be good, but that it's for John to decide. It's fine if you don't.
By the way, what do you think of having a new but similarly prehistoric friend?

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>>8698434
One of my former grunt buddies said that my ex-boss got the "feeding grunts who fuck up to his Pokemon" idea from Old Man Ghetsis there.
You hear anything about that?

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>>8698395
Ooo, finally, grub's here.
>Claus: munch on that bacon burg.
Do you like it, Theta?

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>>8698510
A friend? What kind of friend?
>Curious Birb Noises

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>>8698490
We'll orchestrate something. I think I need a distraction for a moment, sir.
>>8698595
You wouldn't believe his shit. I'd go on and on but... He's obviously here. You can ask him yourself if you're curious enough.
I'm going to work on Unit Six and the drives.

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>>8698595
Did they ever tell you the story of commander Clyde? Oh he was a great fighter, head of my strongest group.
Slipped up and lost to Nate.
And you know... I was very bored that day. We slung him up on a cross, just a bit too high.
Let the hungry pokemon out.

You wouldn't believe the screams. Oh the fucking screams.

Two days.

But I have work to do.

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>>8698678
>UNIT ONE: WATCH INTENTLY
WHAT ARE THE DRIVE EXPERIMENTS?

>>8698780
Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?

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>>8698395
>chomps on the burguer
>chomping hug pices at a time

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>>8698624
...Decent. I don't really understand the point.
How is yours?
>>8698833
Heh.
How is yours?

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>>8698303
Bwark!!
>Butt: wiggle faster
>>8698320
>Attempt to snag the snack from the air
>>8698510
Yes!!!
Defend friends!!!
Protect friends!!!!

>>8698343
(I did not know his last name was Rogers)

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>>8698833
i'm loving it, it's so tasty

>>8698356
>>8698897
>double hug

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>>8698780
Well, shit.
That's hardcore.
>>8698678
Uh, can you discreetly nudge someone to move without tipping them off that they're in serious shit?

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>>8698928
Don't touch my husband.

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>>8698878
..wha?.. Don't you eat normally?
Mine's great, but then, this is one of my favorite foods, so, yeah.
>Catburglar: continue to munch burg.

>>8698976
>hug

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>>8698787
We're making drives to cover the types I hadn't made drives for before.
>>8698967
Yes.
Who do you need nudged?

>>8698995
>cumberchu

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>>8698928
oookay that's enough.

>>8698976
..Hi honey.

>>8698995
Stop.

>>8698976
But he's cute.
Actually so are you.

>hug

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>>8698928
Bwaark!
>>8698976
...
>Sniff snif sniff

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>>8698995
>>8699027
>Shadow Claw.
>>8699025
Hi.

(Can people stop eating up posts with random hugs and shit?)

>>8699063
(Heck off. It's cute.)