/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay "Happy blowjobs" Edition

[tru luv] ... Imma gunna find tru luv, AND YU CANT STOP MREEH!!11 >=O in fact, i's so dedicated to tru luuv that muurder and ending the wooorld just to be with my one tru luv iz a small chore~ humhumm YunoGasai dun diddly already did the above =3= phoey, i's outclassed, darn! (TRULOV) is the sacred promise "Togeether, Foreever, No matter what". Every other visage of "loove" is a mirage, a lie, deceit, fiilthy deefacing! A FORGERY! A KNOCK-OFF! (R0MANCE) is the action of, proving TRULOV, through saacrifice, paain, triaals, and other efforty ways (DEVOTION) is the action of, turning your back on frieeends, faamily, career, belieefs, the entire humaan raace, moorals... Just to pursue your goal. i'z devoted to romaanticaally being tru luv :3 can't devote to two things >w> so ima be devoted to one person.. cum (inside) and get me? o3o

[err:memstreamleak] hushy wushy bluushy wordies! ... woofies? cooties! ... cuties?.. foxie foooffs owo^ iunno, cute words n whispers in your ear? >w> ... iunno, tentacleees are so snuggly~ <3 You can tie a rope to me and make me yours forever~ I can be Yo-your toy~ The yo yo... is a cuute toy that always comes back <3 and is on a leash anyway~ Nya. d-devotion .A. ... luuuv, looyalty, faithfuulness, fideelity, commitmeent, allegiance, deedicatioon, devoutness... roomaancee... blaaa *glomps chu* I moaaan and blush like an anime girl ._. .. probably >_> I'ma Tad'a crazy to make me that much more fun~! ... or mabi there'z a method to mi madnezz, MUAHAAHEHEA if yu is superficial baka that cares about anything outside of "loyalty" or "personality", dieeee!! in gazolinee11! ima burn yee11! luv defiler!!1

Post Kathleen filenames

>>8683623
Don't you have high school tomorrow, Paul?

>>8683611
is that what you mean by "happy endings"?

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>>8683625

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Anyone wanna play Red Dead Redemption with me?

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>>8683625

>>8683649
>>8683672
>>8683678
What are these maymays?

>>8683678
Once a cuck always a cuck

If there's no activity in like 20mins, I think I'll just delete this thread. No point if it's gonna just be shitposting.

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>>8683691
Yeah you get em OP its not like someone else would make a thread?????

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>>8683685

>>8683685
Star Wars fans are pure distilled cancer, and always have been. That is really the only explanation you need.

"The Force gg" is the go to answer for most of them, and unlike other memes like "lol Speedforce", it's 100% unironic. Other fanbases at least try to show feats and interpret them, but SW shitters are content with upvoting vague ramblings about how the Force can do anything, and how lightsabers can cut anyone, and if you disagree you probably had a bad childhood.

If you're a Star Wars fan reading this and thinking "well I'm not like this", that may be true. But it doesn't make a difference, because you are complicit in the shittery of those fans. You are part of a toxic culture that allows people to wank subpar space fantasy characters without social and moral repercussions. Every day you are not working against them is a day enabling them. You are part of the problem.

There is no such a thing as a good Star Wars fan.

You will never get an objective view on this from a Star Wars fan. The type of SW fan you're likely to encounter here has likely fully bought into Lucasfilms unprecedented brainwashing. They probably have Legos and watch the Rebels cartoon. You won't get through to them, and they cannot be objective. Because the truth is, every new piece of merchandise is like additional wool over their eyes, every new cartoon episode another layer of insulation from the reality that Star Wars is fucking rubbish lmao.s

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>>8683691
IF YOU GUYS DONT BEHAVE I WILL TURN THIS THREAD RIGHT AROUND

>>8683685
Kathleen is the biggest cuck in all of ERP. She can't get her husband to fuck her no matter what she does because he spends all his time here typefucking ponies.

>>8683738
really? is that the best you got? you guys are a bunch of sorry clowns. would you really talk to your mother like that. what is it about women that makes you so afraid? I want a strong confident woman. I don't want her to walk behind me, nor do I want her to walk in the lead. I want her to walk right beside me and you know what? she does. so the lot of you little privileged suburban pricks that call a woman a bitch cause she won't give you a hand job in the back seat of Daddy's Mercedes, can go fuck yourselves. you shits won't ever be anything and that woman that you call a bitch, dike, or slut cause she won't fuck you will probably end up being you boss. losers

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Post some mothafuckin cards yo

>>8683691
It's 2:30 in the morning on a Tuesday, dude.

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>>8683763

So...any available avas?

>>8683771
What you looking for anon?

>>8683763
Femanon here, why do so many white guys think us white girls like black men?

For one thing, I've never seen an attractive black guy in my entire life. And I don't actually know any white girls that like black guys, or have been with black guys. It's a general consensus with all the girls I've known that black guys are completely unattractive.

They have ugly, primate-like facial features, with those fat ugly noses and elongated skulls. Their skin tone is extremely unattractive, and their skin tends to be oily with a bad smell. Their hair is fucking disgusting, that ugly sheep hair, and the way their body hair pills up has legit almost made me puke before. They sound HORRIBLE. The way they talk is such a massive turnoff I can't even explain. That ghetto, lazy, retarded way of talking makes my pussy shut like a steel trap. The music they listen to is garbage and a turnoff, if I'm ever with a guy and he starts playing some retarded mainstream rap I'm just giving up on the guy altogether. Their personality and the way they act, dress and carry themselves just baffles me, I honestly don't understand why people accept it, they're literal savage barbarians with ugly skin and shitty clothes.

Listen, dumbfucks - we don't like black guys, stop pretending we're just going to them in droves. I don't know if you guys have a fetish for black men "stealin' yo wemens" or if you're legitimately attracted to black guys and imagine yourselves as white girls, then project that degenerate fetish onto us real white girls, but you need to stop. I live in a pretty big city, and I RARELY see a black guy with a white girl, and the ONLY times I do see it is when the chick is either extremely trashy, extremely unattractive, or both. Fuck black guys, and not the way you want us to.

>>8683763
I was gonna, but for this thread, I think I'll... abstain.

>>8683770
Might as well.

>>8683770
Rolling for a cutie to fart on me

>>8683788
Why's that?

>>8683780
Any female/futa, I'm fairly flexible with what I like

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>trips and falls flat on his face.

>>8683770
Rollin

>>8683798
Shitposters.
Pasta-posters.
Roll-chart posters.
No actual Avas present.

>>8683413
>The intense attention to the tip of his cock immediately makes him reach back, gripping at the ground as he tries to brace himself, groaning as she feels his cock jump a little against her lips. Any cunning remark the man had is quickly taken away as she busily begins to bob her head up and down along his meaty dick. Every time her lips slide along his cock, it throbs, letting her taste the veins along the side pump with lust. His legs are weak, and she can tell she has him at her mercy rather easily this way. He reaches forward with a hand, grabbing a fistful of fiery red hair, and pulls on it a little as she slurps a mouthful of cock.
F-Fuck, your mouth's milking me like crazy...
>He whines softly, as she soaks the meaty member, pushing her down a little with the hand on her head, panting sharply.
Fuck...suck me deeper. I'm gonna cum if you keep this up. I can't stand it...
>He asks of her, as the swollen tip baps against the back of her throat, leaving a dollop of precum on her tongue.

>>8683824
apparently you are an ava choosing not to be present. Somebody has to step up

An atheist liberal democrat pacifist nazi evolutionist muslim feminist socialist gay female jew communist catholic hindu gypsy UN-peacekeeper abortionist professor (and a member of the ACLU) was bitching at a college class and she told the class that she was menstruating and going to prove that there is no GOD (peace be upon him). She screamed, "GAWD, I'm an independent womyn and if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. She kept taunting GOD (peace be upon him), saying, "Here I am, GAWD. I'm still waiting. Is my vagina too much for your patriarchy?" She got down to the last couple of minutes and a space marine just returned from the American Revolution and released from the phantom zone and newly registered in every class backflipped up to the professor, hit her full force in the face with a spinning flying drop kick (with metal-as-fuck jet-boots on), and sent her flying backwards from her platform through two panes of glass, a pile of cans, a nun, a ming vase, a house of cards, and a pile of boxes. The professor struggled up and down, obviously shaken not stirred, with three broken legs, two broken arms, a broken jaw, a broken skull, two more broken arms, 25 broken ribs, internal bleeding, and a missing spine. She bitched, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that? Are you afraid of a strong womyn?" That space marine replied, "GOD (peace be upon him) was busy watching over MY buddies engaged in nuclear combat in the coke wars. So he sent ME!!!!!! EAT SHIT AND DIE GRR" That professor was Richard Elizabeth "Silly Lizzy" Dawkins. That college class was The Beatles. That GOD (peace be upon him) was Zeus. That platform was a diving platform. That phantom zone was China. That glass was meth (not even once). That pile of cans was tied together with string to make a telephone. That nun was Sarah Palin. That young Space Marine? Albert Einstein.

>>8683824
Then why don't YOU be that ava?

>>8683817
Go to bed, Midna.
>>8683844
I'd rather not
>>8683849
No way fag :^y

>>8683770
Roll

>>8683848
jeasus This one is actually funny

>Someone spamming Le funny /pol/ copypastas
>No Avas
Pull the trigger anons

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>>8683788
Come to bed, Anon. It's bed time hours. Sleep is all that matters now.

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>>8683906
Babby's first taste of shitposting?

>>8683864
Step up

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>>8683611
(A shame for such an excellent edition to go to waste.)

>>8683922
You can go back to /b/ if you think this is funny you autistic 12 year old

Remind me again why Canada deserves to honored as a unique civilization? Honestly, I can't fucking stand Canadians on the internet when they do pretentious stuff like this. Their sense of self-righteousness never ceases to amaze me. What do you have to be proud of? You are literally a weaker, gayer version of America and Australia. France and England should be ashamed to have spawned you. You pride yourself in having a great culture but fail to understand that you have no culture of your own anymore, instead borrowing weakly from you geographical and sociopolitical neighbors. You cower behind censorship to prevent your world view from being challenged, shouting down all opponents as bigots without refuting their claims. to fame is "Yeah we're like America but not RUDE so we're better". Australia's Prime Minister lineup would stomp the shit out of Canada's lineup. I mean, America elected a reality show tv star, but you elected a goddamn SKI INSTRUCTOR? Because his father did a good job? Trudeau senior arguably began the social decline of Canada(when he wasn't sending his wife to get plowed by Castro) into the hollow shell that it is becomingPbe known as the Western world's dumping ground for unwanted immigrants from third-world countriesphelping hand, educating and uplifting these huddled masses, you are actively sabotaging the financial welfare of your existing citizens and planting the seeds for divisiveness down the road. Canada, the great Civilization! Population: a lot of peopnites whose entire knowledge of social studies stems from middle school and a strategy game they played on a computer told them that their country is good because they don't rudely force immigrants to assimilate into their nation. It's hard to respect Canada when it doesn't hold to the values of hard work and honesty that created it. Maybe when Canada can be defined by something other than maple syrup and treating everyone like a child, they will deserve to be called a unique civilization.

>>8683922
We didn't leave /b/ just to put up with more retarded pasta fag. We're here to typefuck

>>8683934
THAT MONKEY

>>8683960
Okay buddy. I understand that you're just trying to get a chuckle out of your audience, and I can respect that. Chicks dig a guy that can make 'em laugh (I would know.). But with this video you've crossed the line. Make no mistake, I have nothing but respect for you,Ian boy. I've been subscribed to your channel since 2011'. I've studied your videos. I've studied your tastes. I've studied your life. I know everything about you. Which is why you shouldn't brush me off when I say to knock it off. Roblox is my favorite game. I was there from the start. I know everyone, and I could probably recreate every game from scratch; not to say that it would be anywhere near as good as the original masterpieces. Nothing could ever be. Roblox runs in my blood, Ian. So when I see some knuckleheaded punk like yourself dissin' my game, I get a little riled up. And when you call me a "manchild" for having good taste? Oh boy. Game. Over. I know you, Ian. Everything. Don't think I can't exact due punishment on you. I could. But I'm not a violent man. Quite the contrary; those who know me see me as intellectual type, and they're right. But my high IQ doesn't prevent me from destroying those who stand in my way. I like you, Ian. Always have. You simply made a little mistake. You crossed the line. You know what? I let it slide this time. I'll let you off with a warning. You can keep on opening boxes, and I'll go on playing the revolutionary game Roblox. Here's the catch, though. You have to release a public apology, a retraction of the UNTRUE, HARMFUL statements in this video. Don't think I won't know if you don't. I will. Don't think you won't feel the pain if you don't do what

>>8683960
>Kissus the marepussy

>>8683960e they played on a computer told them that their country is good because they don't rudely force immigrants to assimilate into their nation. It's hard to respect Canada when it doesn't hold to the values of hard work and honesty that created it. Maybe when Canada can be defined by something other than maple syrup and treating everyone like a child, they will deserve to be called a unique civilization.
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:46:25 No.8683956
>>8683922 #
We didn't leave /b/ just to put up with more retarded pasta fag. We're here to typefuck
...Anonymous
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>>8683934 #
THAT MONKEY
...Anonymou

>>8683771
No

>>8683960
M-morning, Pinkie.
>Anon says, always nervous around her giant cock, especially with her morning wood putting it on such display.

sigh...

...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:48:24 No.8683976
>>8683960 #
>Kissus the marepussy
>>8683980 #
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:49:14 No.8683980
>>8683960 #e they played on a computer told them that their country is good because they don't rudely force immigrants to assimilate into their nation. It's hard to respect Canada when it doesn't hold to the values of hard work and honesty that created it. Maybe when Canada can be defined by something other than maple syrup and treating everyone like a child, they will deserve to be called a unique civilization.
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:46:25 No.8683956
>>8683922 # #
We didn't leave /b/ just to put up with more retarded pasta fag. We're here to typefuck
...Anonymous
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>>8683971 # # >>8683976 # #
...Anonymous
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>>8683934 # #
THAT MONKEY
...Anonymou

>>8683985
Are you sure anon? Not a single one?

>>8683985
>>8683993 #
...Anonymous
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>>8683771 #
No
...Anonymous
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>>8683960 #
M-morning, Pinkie.
>Anon says, always nervous around her giant cock, especially with her morning wood putting it on such display.
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:50:05 No.8683991
sigh...
...Anonymous
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...Anonymous
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>>8683960 # #
>Kissus the marepussy
>>8683980 # #
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:49:14 No.8683980
>>8683960 # #e they played on a computer told them that their country is good because they don't rudely force immigrants to assimilate into their nation. It's hard to respect Canada when it doesn't hold to the values of hard work and honesty that created it. Maybe when Canada can be defined by something other than maple syrup and treating everyone like a child, they will deserve to be called a unique civilization.
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:46:25 No.8683956
>>8683922 # # #
We didn't leave /b/ just to put up with more retarded pasta fag. We're here to typefuck
...Anonymous
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THAT MONKEY
...Anonymou

>>8684001
Do you want to fuck Owain?
Because I'm not Avaing.

kathleen doesnt deserve this

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>>8683934 # # #
THAT MONKEY
...Anonymou
>>8684007 #
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:50:55 No.8684001
>>8683985 #
Are you sure anon? Not a single one?
>>8684018 #
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:51:17 No.8684007
>>8683985 #
>>8683993 # #
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:49:40 No.8683985
>>8683771 # #
No
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:49:41 No.8683986
>>8683960 # #
M-morning, Pinkie.
>Anon says, always nervous around her giant cock, especially with her morning wood putting it on such display.
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:50:05 No.8683991
sigh...
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:50:15 No.8683993
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:48:24 No.8683976
>>8683960 # # #
>Kissus the marepussy
>>8683980 # # #
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:49:14 No.8683980
>>8683960 # # #e they played on a computer told them that their country is good because they don't rudely force immigrants to assimilate into their nation. It's hard to respect Canada when it doesn't hold to the values of hard work and honesty that created it. Maybe when Canada can be defined by something other than maple syrup and treating everyone like a child, they will deserve to be called a unique civilization.
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:46:25 No.8683956
>>8683922 # # # #
We didn't leave /b/ just to put up with more retarded pasta fag. We're here to typefuck
...Anonymous
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THAT MONKEY
...Anonymou
...Anonymous
04/11/17(Tue)01:52:24 No.8684018
>>8684001 #
Do you want to fuck Owain?
Because I'm not >>8684024

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>>8683935
>>8683956
If we went and deleted a thread every time someone decided to shitpost, we'd probably have more dead than alive.

Just filter them and wait.

>>8684040
Point made.

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>>8683921
One of these days, Kass, I'm gonna-
<

>>8683921
Is this birb strictly homo?

>>8684072
>Fate
I-is that who I think it is?

>That feel when your post was lost to the thread flip, and buried under copy pasta
Feels bad man.
>>8683841 if you see this, Lilith.

>>8684084
No. Although most (all) of my sessions have been with other males, the character in canon is straight, so I play them to accept both genders.
(Preferably male)

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>>8684090
It might very well be, anon.

>>8683770
>G

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this thread is a total mess

>>8684186
>Hugs
I knew it!

>>8684209
Pls save me from this with your giant ass.

>>8684209
Welcome to the Real ERP.

>>8684209
I was about to shitpost you, but then I realized that you were the good LD
This is going to take some time getting used to..

>>8684135
>>8684186
Birb on birb when?

>>8684209
We need a system to know you're not Paul. So when it's really you, end your posts by saying "chariots" twice.

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>>8684221
No one can save you from ERP hell
>>8684223
>Does not like this
>>8684230
>>8684257
All my LD images are titled "Lord Dom (#)"
It might help you boys identify me easier.
I'm not gonna start saying chariotschariots.

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>>8684239
>Nervous laughter

>>8684285
mor pls. Gimme da dom butt.

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Well there goes the protein shakes with the previous thread.

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>>8684213
>She hugs back the man into her muscular, yet featherly form.
Hehe~ Good to see you too, anon.

>>8684239
Oh, I'd absolutely love to, personally.
I'm not sure how they'd feel about it, though.

>>8684300
You're not scared, are you big boy~?

>>8684285
Then come back later when US (or Canada) people are not sleeping. Dead hours are first and foremost 'Shitposters hours'.

>>8684320
I was still waiting to receive the one I paid for.

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>>8684310
You can't make me.
>>8684324
B-But it's uh, daylight-time here.
Timezones suck dick, man.

>>8684323
>When the big strong furry isn't a futa
Nice.
This is aces in my book.

>>8684337
Don't tell me. I'm in your same boat.

>>8684337
I can't make you. But I can ask super nicely.

Pretty please Miss Dominator, lemme see da butt.

>>8684323
Sponts or blazeken?

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>>8684323
>Kass continued his nervous chuckling, rubbing the back of his head.
M-me? No! O-of course not! It's just, I've never seen another avian other than myself and others like my species, especially so... Curved and big...
>He muttered that last part, looking over her body a bit nervously.

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>>8684346
And how. Anons' anuses should still be safe for now.
... Although I can't say the same for their pelvises.

>>8684372
The former. Blaziken's is the classic one, without the goggles and mane of blond hair.

>>8684382
>Fate responded with a chuckle of her own, albeit without an ounce of nervousness but rather cockiness.
Oh yeah? You're not too bad yourself, actually.
>She said as she approached, circling around Kass before stopping besides him and reaching for chest, running a clawed digit along his pectorals.
Mmmm~ Do you work out, or...?

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>>8684361
Is that really all you want, anon?
Just to ogle my ass?

>>8684439
Well, I mean.
It's not ALL I want. But it'll do for the moment. Your jiggly rear is pretty fucking great after all.

Anyone here give anal joi?

>>8684330
Huh...
>the orc glances down seeing the five bucks on her little 'protein' shake stand counter, grunting and leaning down to grab a large mug filled with gooey, creamy white goodness while mumbling something about 'umies. Slamming the wooden mug on the counter again ontop of the money. The tall orc now gazing at the customer with a stern look, arms on her hips.
Return the mug when done, and make sure to gulp it all down.

>>8684492
/ftt/

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>>8684495

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>>8684487
Have another, then.
Man, this is the easiest RP ever. I can play vidya AND post butts.
>>8684492
Wouldn't the /JOI/ threads fit this request better, anon?
What do they even do there besides posting captioned porn

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>>8684429
>Kass stood still in his place as the other avian approached him, not wanting to be rude and back away. Such a gesture would be very unfavorable, especially to such a girl with such an interest towards him. He watched Fate carefully as she circled around him, until she stopped and began to run her talon through his soft plumage.
S-sort of... I play a rather heavy instrument, so I kinda grew in strength the more I practiced until, well, I turned out looking like this.
>Kass gestured his hands and waved them over his body to emphasize how something so silly could have such amazing results.
B-but enough about me, tell me a little about yourself...?

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>>8684492
Like you want me to tell you how to rub your ass?

>>8684509
Beautiful. Thank you kindly.
Don't worry, I'll hit you up for actual rp some time when there's more free time to do so.

>>8684505
What?
>>8684509
Idk I asked there once and never got a reply.
>>8684521
Yes and tell me what to put inside too maybe?

>>8684495
>Anon grabs the mug and brings it to his lips for a first taste, finding it delicious.
Mmmmm, this is pretty good.
>He takes another swig, swishing it around in his mouth trying to identify the flavor.
Hmmm, it's protein powder.
>He gulps some more down, smacking his lips.
Yeah, way too smooth and creamy to be from a powder base. You've really got a great product here.
>He finishes his mug with a satisfied exhale.

>>8684560

This place:
>>8670252

>>8684583
Thanks friend!

>>8684583
Sadly, /ftt/ was superior to ERP for a while. Mostly because it was due to the fact that my waifu had migrated there and was actually able to rp with being shitposted by the autists from ERP.

>>8684627
Congratulations.
You won a FUCK OFF.

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>>8684517
Is that so? My my, I'd love to see that heavy "instrument" of yours, now~
>Said Fate playfully, obviously having another kind of instrument in mind. Following his gestures, she looked up and down at his form, not really giving his explanation all that much thought. She certainly liked the outcome either way, and his cute and humble demeanor only made him all that much more likeable.
Me...? Ah, well, I'm a MMA fighter you see, but I do like to sing every now and then too.
>She doesn't mention how much more competent she is at the former than at the latter, but the fact that one is her day job while the other a mere hobby kind of speaks for itself.
The name's Fate, by the way. And you, handsome?

>>8684667
>moans

>>8684521
Not that anon but I'd love that from you Scanty.

>Sadposts

>>8684684
>Knots your urethra

>>8684648
I've been through worse here and have done more here than you futile "funposting" can hope to accomplish over the course of ten summers. I can't even call what you do shitposting because I have seen it done a thousand times before from anons who are still a thousand times better than you. Fuck off? No, you can fuck off back to your mommy's safe place which is at the end of my dick.

>>8684715
It's doesn't matter. FUCK OFF.

>>8684703
>Doesn't do anything

>>8684684
Every day is a crushing defeat. Every day, day by day, cuts deeper into my heart than the last. It's unending misery. I can't handle it. I can't deal with it anymore. Or at least, I thought I couldn't. Alone, I was weak. I had no direction. I felt like I was helplessly being dragged further and further into quicksand. I tried all sorts of addictions. Alcohal, drugs. Nothing worked. Until now. I'm saved now. I've been redeemed. I know my purpose. I can feel again. I no longer have a cloud hanging over my head. I can finally be free. All thanks to Heart, Stars, and Horseshoes, Clovers and Blue Moons, Pots of Gold and Rainbows, and the Red Balloons. Their magically delicious. Part of a balanced breakfest. Lucky Charms was created in 1962 by John Holahan. General Mills management challenged a team of product developers to use the available manufacturing capacity from either of General Mills' two principal cereal products—Wheaties or Cheerios—and do something unique. Holahan came up with the idea after a visit to the grocery store in which he decided to mix Cheerios with bits of Brach's Circus Peanuts.

>>8684722
It doesn't matter unless you make me fuck off.

BTW, I'm still waiting.

>>8684738
Fuck Off.

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>>8684667
A fighter...?
>Kass didn't really take this girl for a fighter. At most, he probably took her for some kind of trainer or frequent visitor to the gym.
Ah, but you're also a singer? I assume you have high interest in the musical arts as well?
>He seemed to have stopped stuttering at this point now that he had grasped a common interest between the two. Although this common interest was kinda cheesy, it at least got him to warm up to her better than the flirting.
O-oh, sorry, where are my manners, I never introduced myself to you... My name's Kass. Nice to meet you, Fate. And my apologies, but my, uh... Instrument isn't with me at the moment.
>Kass laughed nervously, but he was playing coy. He obviously knew what kind of instrument she wanted, it was just the matter of how she was going to get him to expose it for her. Being as strong as she visibly is, she could always intimidate him, but then again, she didn't know Kass's strength that well compared to others she may have faced. Although... Kass wasn't really a fighter to begin with. He was just a bard.

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>>8684566
>nods firmly and grunts in satisfaction, watching the 'umie gulp it all down rather quickly. She takes the finished mug and settle it down with the others, but not before grabbing the five bucks and shove it between her cleavage where she can quite hide quite a number of things, as if its another dimension.
You got a good taste for an 'umie.

>>8684753
No, let's not and say that you did

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>>8684560
I would but... that's more morrigans ally I think. I'm certain she's love to do it with you~

>>8684678
I was merely questioning what the anon wanted. I'm far too exhausted to stay for long.
You should ask someone here directly if they can help you.

>>8684820
I said, fuck off, Martin.

>>8684814
Thanks. You know what.
>Anon puts another fiver on the counter.
I'll have another.

Neo#4454

>>8684853
WTF Dude? Don't do that.

>>8683934
Discord?

>>8684834
No, not him. I am a thousand times better than some random autist.

>>8684895
You're better then nobody, now fuck off.

>>8684853
Who?

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>>8684674
>Defenestrates the moany anon

>>8684802
Mhm. You could say that, yeah.
>She gave a somewhat disinterested nod, before shrugging.
Like I said though, that's not really what I'm mostly known for.
>At his response, a wide grin formed on her beak. For a moment she genuinely was curious as to whether he was simply that naive, or indeed playing coy. She couldn't exactly tell just yet, but she found either prospects just as endearing regardless.
Oh, But I'm sure it is. We just have to, mmm, take it out of its case~
>Fate's hand slid down from Kass's chest, to his abs, before reaching and going pats his navel. As her talon gets dangerously close to his belt, she instead deviates to the side and grabs onto his large feathered hand, bringing it up between the two and shaking it formally.
Pleasure's all mine, Kass~

>>8684909
No, I think I'll stay here.

>>8684941
Please ride me into the dirt so I can fuck the shit out of your tight cunt.

>>8684955
But really and truly, you should fuck off.

>>8684941
What is defenestrating? Too lazy to Google it.

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>>8684980
Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window

>>8684970
I think I like it here.

>>8684980
Throwing someone. Like, out of a window.

>>8684980
>Too lazy to Google it
It literally took more work to type that.

>>8684997
He probably wanted her to tell him tbqhwyrn

>>8684994
Kathleen wants you to fuck off.

>>8684992
Thank you, Karl.
>>8684996
Thank you, Anon.

>>8685010
No, on the grounds that "she" is a meme. Plus I don't take orders from cucks.

>>8685010
Kathleen just want to be loved by her husband the sameway a bug horse is.

>>8683770
Rooooooooooll

>>8685028
You can pretty much fuck off now.

>>8684941
Chicken's got some juicy breasts on her, damn

>>8685047
Shoo, shoo. Get back under Owain's desk.

>>8685050
And me without any barbeque sauce...

>>8683770
Rolling.

>>8685055
Now, fuck off and retire quietly.

>>8685083
No.

why do I do this to myself?

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>>8684941
Take it out of its wha...?
>Kass's eyes got a bit wide when he felt her hand travel down, and his priceless reaction only got more humorous as his eyes got wider with the approach of Fate's talon to the very belt keeping his pants up. His heart started to race, and it didn't help that blood was being pumped right to his groin, causing him to get an erection from the seductress's teasing alone. But suddenly, he was caught off guard, when not only did she not rip his pants straight off his legs, but took his hands and shook it. On the inside he was completely relieved that he wouldn't have to live through such an embarrassing moment, but he wasn't exactly out of the woods just yet... His erection was pressing up against the fabric of his pants, exposing a very familiar type of bulge. Kass could only wish she doesn't notice it.

>>8685092
- Hey, Charlie, fuck off.

>>8685095
You like pleasure spiked with pain and this is your aeroplane.

>>8685108
It's just pain at this point...

>>8685106
Nyet, not Charlie.

>>8683770
Why not.

>>8685114
>>8685118

I just wanted to tell you to fuck off.

>>8685129
Can you just go away? I trying to fap here.

>>8685129
... thanks...

>>8685140

Or take your profound conversations and your emotions and fuck off.

>>8685140
Fuck Off.

>>8685142
Don't mind him. He's just salty because no one with claim him.

>>8685153
>Hugs the anon.
ily anon.

>>8685166
I love you, not.

>>8685163
...I'm sad no one wants to claim me...
...anyone who says they do is just lying...

>>8685166
>accepts the hug

Ily too, Anon.

>>8685180
It's okay anon I still love you.

>>8685189
Feeling better?

>>8685187
Fuck off.

>>8685205
I was already feeling good but this made it better.

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>>8684965
You think you'd survive that?

>>8684980
What Karloo said >>8684992

>>8685050
Chicken tendies for days.

>>8685096
Its case, its sheath, package, containment, prison...
>She'd trail off into a greatly amused laughter, none too subtle about the enjoyment from Kass's reactions. The hand that was previously shaking his hand then released his, wandering back to its previous spot on his belt, and now decidedly moving further down.
Keeping such an instrument stashed away like that... That can't be good, right? Lemme take care of that for you~
>Her sharpened yet skillful claws traced the outline of his bulge, as if measuring it, before closing her hand leaving nothing but her index finger. The pointy end plunged into the fabric, slowly moving up with an audible ripping sound as she quite literally tore his pants off of him.

>>8685206
Fuck Off.

>>8685205
You are, I think, assured I love you not.

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>>8685229
No, let's be smart and fuck on.

>>8685224
>Can you survive
I'd fucking try my damnest. That ass just looks like it'd feel so nice clapping against my thighs.

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>>8684836
(Sorry about the wait anon, got caught up irl.)
>laughs as she picks up another mug filled to the brim with the same white, sticky and creamy liquid. Slamming it onto the counter, letting it spill a bit and trickle down with a sticky trail.
Plenty of this and you'll be a big, strong man for all these ladies here.

>>8685244
Well, shit if you say so little girl

>>8685244
>Looks around for Chris "The Cheater" Hanson

>>8685272
>Chris Hansen secretly has a harem of lolis
>I'm stuck here with you all
It's... it's not fair...

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>>8685224
Never heard that word in my life before, how did you learn it?

>>8685276
You can always ... Fuck Off?

>>8685224
Wish it weren't so late so I can play with that meaty breast and thighs combo.

>>8685268
(Happens.)
>Anon picks up the mug and drags his tongue up the side, licking up the stands that were spilling down the sides. He tilts the mug back, his throat bulging rhythmically as he swallows gulp after gulp. He's so eager that he tilts it a little too much, and a bit drips down his chin. He takes the empty mug from his lips with another satisfied sigh, then wipes the large glop off his chin with the back of his hand, and licks that up too.
Mmmm, wow, you sure do make a good shake. I just can't get enough of this stuff.
>Anon fishes around in his pockets.
Hold on.
>He places the empty mug on the counter, searching with both hands.
I think I've got enough for another mug.

>>8685282
No. No... I'll still suffer if I do that.

>>8685268
I kind of want my own orc shake~
>shakes a bag of gold around

>>8685276
Chris Hanson is "The Cheater" because he was exposed cheating on his wife with one of the producers of his old catch a predator show. There was even surveillance footage of them entering and leaving the Notell Motel together. Rumor has it that some tech savvy pesos were the ones who exposed him. As a result his show was cancelled and he was demoted by his network.

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>>8685224
>Kass let out a yell in surprise at these sudden turn of events! Not only were his pants just ripped off using only a single swipe of a claw, it left him half naked and exposed right in front of this woman! Kass froze in place, completely baffled at what had just happened, and not even beginning to think what to do next. His member - stiff, throbbing, and pointed upwards, was completely exposed to the fresh air, and especially now to Fate's eyes. He was speechless, looking down at himself before raising his head to stare at Fate, not even sure where to even begin. His facial expression said no, but his hard on was saying yes, yes! Kass just continued to stand there, frozen. Whatever happens next will happen, and only fate will tell how these turns of events will unfold to, no pun intended.

>>8685316
Then kill yourself.

>>8685320
*pedos

Goddamn autocorrect...

>>8685331
Send me something I can OD on and I'll do it right now... life is... pain...

>>8685343
OD?

>>8685320
>>8685337
That's what happens when you prey on the retarded ones, and the smarter ones eventually get word of your actions

>>8685354
Overdose.

>>8685360
For fuck sake sissy, at least face death like a man.

>>8685358
Anyway, that was why he was MIA from network television for six or seven years.

>>8685369
More!

>>8685366
Not me. I was telling the other anon what OD meant.

>>8685366
...if I was a man I wouldn't be in here... I would have ended it years ago...

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>>8685343
>>8685331
>>8685316
>>8685282
>sends you lots of unconditional love

>>8685382
*************************
...pity makes me feel worse...

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>>8685382
>Steals.

>>8685369
Now post some nice 3DPD tits to go with that ass

>>8685381
Then die of old age but please away from ERP.

>>8685369
I'm usually not an ass man but damn. Is that Kathleen by any chance?

>>8685382
Unconditional love from a nice pair of big anime tiddy. Thanks anon, keep it coming.

>>8685394
This is the only place I can go...

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>>8685385
But It's not pity, anon. I truly want you to feel better and stop being sad or hostile.

>>8685400
Gotcha anon!
>kissu right on the lips!

>>8685387
Fake Parsee, please stop. You already have a piece of my love.

>>8685382
>Rage at something so insipid as love.

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>>8685411
>Fake Parsee
There's another Parsee besides me?!

>>8685382
Can you post your discord so I can vent to you instead of the threads?...

>>8685407
No. You can absolutely, positively go to hell.

>>8685422
>gives head pats

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>>8685256
That's very brave, anon. And bravery should be rewarded... With a good hip-busting.

>>8685279
No idea. I just didn't have anything else in mind to make an affectionate name out of "Karl".

>>8685286
Understandable. Next time, anon.

>>8685326
>The singled out claw soon made its way out of the cloth, leaving the upper part of his pants loosened with a wide opening, which only resulted in them slowly sliding down his legs and pooling at his ankles. Fate gave her avian friend a knowing smirk, before glancing down at his throbbing member.
That's much better already, don't you think? I can tell your instrument is already thanking me for it~
>The hardened but careful talon ventured down to the gorged shaft, squeezing it lightly before moving lower to heft the plentiful nutsack hanging underneath.
Let's make some music and see how well you can play, what do you say~?
>Without waiting much for his answer, she brought her free hand up to his shoulder, and pressed down to nudge him into lowering himself to ground level along with her, in order to eventually lie down.

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>>8685387
>Slowly inserts knotted penis

>>8685430
...are you going to take me there?...

>>8685436
Yes please. Would you let me blow my load deep inside if I survive, because that'd be amazing.

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>>8685443
That's not the image I selected to meme Parsee with...

>>8685444
No. I despise you with every inch of my body.

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Thicc, fat thighs and heavy, pudgy butts are the best

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>>8685434
Do not pet me!
>>8685443
>>8685451
>THrows you into a pit of lava.
I want Father bones back.

>>8685296
>the orc rubs her chin thinking about any side effects or how is this anon this hungry, as she placed another large wooden mug filled with her special 'protein' shake and returns the empty one, wondering if anything serious will happen if drinking this much. She shrugs the idea after a few seconds of thought, dismissing the idea that the anon might go berserk from drinking quite a lot.
Damn, you got quite the appetite there..

>>8685318
>smirks from seeing another customer and their small bag of gold. Glancing down, the tall orc crossing her arms.
Your own? Only the shakes are for sale, get them while the other guy drinks them all up.

>>8685455
All two inches?

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>>8685464
And I keep forgetting my fucking pics.

>>8685411
>That incredibly suckable banana shape instead of boring old sphere tits
Patrician taste my friend

>>8685458
Factually shit.

>>8685466
And half. Don't forget the half. You useless faggot.

>>8685458
You're forgetting about them fat tits flutters, it's what everyone knows you for around here.

>>8685458
But it's not penis inspection day...

>>8685486
Still couldn't reach my prostate, tiny.

>>8685464
>Anon drinks this one slower, as he's already had quite a lot.
Hmmmm.
>He takes a swig.
What can I say, this stuff is delicious.
>He says, sticky strands between his top and bottom lip every time he opens his mouth. He licks his lips and takes another gulp.
So what's in this stuff anyway?
>Anon tilts the mug back again, his mouth full of protein.

>>8685460
>cries after being scolded by Parsee

>>8685504
I don't plan to. But my 30 cm knife could. Do you want me to gut you?

>>8685436
I like it, all I can think of for you is Spon Pom.

I meant the other word "Defenstrating"

Do you have room for one more?

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>>8685512
Good.
>Returns to the darkness called my bed.

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>>8685436
>Music was the last thing now on Kass's mind, and with the events turning from a formal greeting to imminent sex with this well muscular female avian, any other subject would simply be meager compared to what is going on right now. At this point there was no turning back now, it would be a complete embarrassment to turn down such an offering like this, and besides, his boner wouldn't go down no matter how scared he was feeling. What was there to be afraid of anyway? Kass didn't know, but whatever's gonna happen, it's happening, and it's happening NOW.
W-well-
>He stopped speaking, only feeling her hand push down on his shoulder to gesture him to get down on the ground. All he could do at this point was to follow her lead and do what she says. He lowered himself down, on his knees at first, but he just continued to get lower and lower with her gesture, until he was laying on his back and being towered over by this deviant girl.

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>>8685422
Sorry Parsee, I was just joking like those few moments you called me Fake Yuugi.

>>8685477
Those are truly the best honestly

>>8685416
P-please anon, control yourself.

>>8685425
I could but I'm afraid I'm busy playing with a friend right now. After I'm done I think we can talk. How about that?

>>8685522
Shouldn't you be getting ready for school?

>>8685561
No. I'm tired of control myself.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD RAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8685506
>replies while reaching out to the fivers off the small counter and into the cleavage dimension they go, keeping a neutral face.
Just something my momma taught me. Add in a few 'erbs or somethin', what was it..
>mumbles under her breath, furrowing her brow.
Ah, zog it. Basically 'erbs and something uh, special.

>>8685570
Shouldn't you be getting ready for fuck off?

>>8685587
You really need to get to school, baby boy. Just look at your horrible English.

>>8685600
As long as I can write Fuck Off, who care?

>>8685583
>He gulps down his mouthful.
Oh yeah?
>He says, sticky strings of protein clinging to his lips.
Is it hard to make?
>He takes another sip.

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Your dick is HOW small? Go on, repeat what you just said.

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>>8685574
Heh. What a nerd.
>Pats head

>>8685604
I thought you relaxed the last time, what happened?

>>8685617
Are you Morrigan perchance?
I didn't relaxed, you simply took all the fun.
And for this I hate you even more.

>>8685604
See, you forgot the quotation marks. It should be: As long as I can write "Fuck off" who cares. Maybe if I was a girl and offered to suck your tiny cock you would get good.

>>8685615
Enju a cute

>>8685629
I'm not here for fucking. I'm here for shitpost.

It's alright... you deserve to have fun

>>8685637
Really? You're pretty crap at it. You should go back to b til you graduate from shitposting school

>>8685637
Your writing is shit. Get gud, little boy.
>blows you a kiss
>No homo.

>>8685637
It's pretty creative.

>>8685615
Bully lolis drive me nuts

>>8685650
>>8685652
>>8685654

Fuck Off.

>>8685661
I still love you anon.
Do whatever as long as it's making you happy.

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>>8685654
>It's pretty creative.

>>8685676
Then I will shitpost in every single ERP thread!
THis is th eonly thing that make me happy.
I dont evR care about grammitics

>>8685661
You're just mad that if we were locked in a room together I would make you my bitch, Mr. Two Inches.

>>8685687
Even knowing who you are, I'll never understand why you do the things you do, despite people actually liking you. I really don't get why, other than you just not getting enough attention, or something.

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>>8685687
As long as it brings a smile to your face.
>Hugs the anon again.

>>8685695
Fuck Off.

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>>8685687

>>8685700
You are a swell guy Karl.

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>>8685627
Yes I am Morrigan and still think you should drink some tea with me so you can relax a little.

Also, I simply took all the fun? How?

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>>8685657
I'll bully your nuts until they break, you pedo loser.

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>>8685448
Of course anon. If you can survive, then you'd certainly have earned the right to fertilize my eggs.
... Although, probably not tonight, as it's already quite late as is.

>>8685523
Well, most people seem to have made a habit of calling me Sponts or Spontz, which is fine by me. But this is cute too.

And it might be a little too late to start anything serious, but I suppose we could have a bit of a casual back and forth.

>>8685560
>Needless to say, Fate would soon be singing herself, with lyrics such as "Harder" and "Fuck yes". But for the time being, she was relishing this moment of anticipation, the calm before the storm as she looked forward to breeding herself passionately on this humble hunk of feathers.
Shhh...
>She said simply, the talon previously on his shoulder moving to his beak, in turn holding nothing but a single digit straight and against his beak, motioning him to be quiet. Without further ado she proceeded to take off her own meager articles of clothing, which included a skirt and tanktop, both incredibly undersized for her plentiful assets. Once fully naked just as her partner, Fate climbed on top of him, mounting him wordlessly as if to silently announce she was now in charge, that this big, throbbing erection of his was for her to take. Gliding into position, she pushed the glistening slit, surrounded by fiery fuzz, right up against the underside of his shaft, to let him feel the excessive amount of heat coming from her entrance.

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>>8685687
Have dinner with me.
>>8685561
There is a fake Yuugi!

>>8685720
Sad days.
Understandable though. Maybe another time.

>>8685680
I miss Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Right in the feels.

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>>8685608
>takes out a sign that says "lunch break zog off" and places at the front, grabbing her empty mugs and prepares to leave.
They are not hard to make, and I'll go restock and maybe eat. Put the mug on the counter when you finish.
>mumbling something about stealing her secret as she walks off and disappears.

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>>8685726
And who is this Fake Yuugi?

>>8685726
No, love. He's just a Paul wannabe.

>>8685711
And then what? No. No dear little saint. Stand in yur light covered word, enjoy basking in your perfection. Ther no words in nay tounge I know that can convey the utter despise I’ve for you and you kind.
But you took al the fun so I woll shitpost you, I shitpost evorothing else.

>>8685733
>Anon keeps sipping on his mug while she's on her lunch break, finally starting to feel full, but not wanting to leave the shake half drunk.

>>8685712
I'd like to hear more about how you plan on doing that.

>>8685712
>gives you a shiny 500¥ coin

>>8685701
Alright, whatever, Nozomi. Have it your way.

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>>8685739
Did he have a wedding yet?
>>8685738
The one that won't go on a date with me!

>>8685755
>Kissus the Parsley

>>8685754
Fuk Off.

>>8685755
No, he doesn't like you like that.

>>8685711
What's the name of this cutie?

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>>8685742
I'm not a saint anon and I'm not perfect, my world is not perfect. I live in the same world as you. It might not be the same life but we live in the same sphere.

Instead of shitposting the people who want to lend you a hand, you should grab theirs and move forward thanks to their help. I mean, If you find fun shitposting here, then do it, I can't stop you and nobody can. It's your decision. But everything has its weight. I hope you can handle with the burden.

>>8685755
I remember that you said the Fake Yuugi was someone who didn't want to kill you with sake.

>>8685767
The girl from the image? Honestly I don't know. It's obviously a doujin but I got it from /v/ at some point.

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>>8685720
When am I ever serious?
Even when I'm trying to get you off I always find a way to make it silly.

>Karl approaches the mysterious bird lady, with more then a few questions. He slips on a banana peel falling into a portal that leads to her ass. Embarrassed he just keeps his face there, his cheeks warming her entire rear.

BTW that short skirt is my fetish.

>>8685709
I understand where he's coming from. And thanks anon, you're a swell fella yourself.

>tfw you're not man enough to face an orc woman in combat and lose to her before she takes you to her orc village where she rapes you in front of her people in her village in order to prove that she is indeed a strong orc woman

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>>8685763
Fuck.
>>8685775
Wouldn't a date with Yuugi basically be going out to a bar and drinking sake.
>>8685756
Stop that!

>>8685775
Hey Morri/oko
Still trying to brighten up sour anons I see. How're you this morning.

>>8685775
Well whoever she is, she's gorgeous and I'd be honored to have some tea with you~

>>8685787
>touches the Parsee's "knife points"... with his penis

>>8685775
“Oh, God, Richard! You’re serious! Cancel the lunch. No
hamburger, no malt, no nothing at all! Here I had thought you had
reached this major knowing -” He broke off and looked down on
me in angry pity. “You’re sure of that. You live in the same world,
do you, as... a stockbroker, shall we say? Your life has just been all
tumbled and changed, I presume, by the new SEC policy - mandatory
review of portfolios with shareholder investment loss more
than fifty percent? You live in the same world as a tournament
chess player, do you? With the New York Open going on this week,
Petrosian and Fischer and Browne in Manhattan for a halfmillion-
dollar purse, what are you doing in a hayfield in Maitland,
Ohio? You with your 1929 Fleet biplane landed on a farm field, with
your major life priorities farmers’ permission, people who want
ten-minute airplane rides, Kinner aircraft engine maintenance and
mortal fear of hailstorms... how many people do you think live
in your world? You say four billion people live in your world?
Are you standing way down there on the ground and telling me
that four billion people do not live in four billion separate worlds,
are you going to put that across on me?” He panted from his
fast talking.
“I could almost taste that hamburger, with the cheese melting...”
I said.
“I’m sorry. I would have been so happy to buy. But, ah, that’s
over and done now, best forgotten.

>>8685806
>fighting over a purse

Faggots.

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>>8685787
You're right but I doubt she'll try to kill you with sake. Maybe she only wants to have some drunk sex!

>>8685788
I woke up after a ''nap'' and a friend asked me to play league. It seems like we were only going to play one game. It's okay though.

How about you?

>>8685792
Yeah I think she's pretty well drawn. Sadly I already have a lot of avas so I don't think I'll grab another right now. At least not for a little bit. Maybe I'm lying.

>>8685806
Oh well. How about you do ERP a little? It's not that hard. I can ERP with you If that's what you want, anon.

>>8685824
And then what? NOt everythign can be fixed with an ERP session.

>>8685824
>"Nap"
It must've been a hell of one. hope it was restful at least.
And oh, you play league? Here I thought 4chan hated that game. I have very limited experience with /v/

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>>8685824
Having a drink with an Oni is like a death sentence since they can almost never get drunk, and let's not forget that some of them have the ability to make you drink against your will. They basically have no limits when it comes to drinking.
>>8685803
No!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on
Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the
entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just
another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision
the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth,
mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with
saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,
fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of spies across the USA and your IP is being
traced right now so you better prepare for the storm,
maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere,
anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways,
and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I
extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access
to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable
ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only
you could have known what unholy retribution
your little “clever” comment was about to bring down
upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the
price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you
and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>8685858
ok.

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>>8685843
I stopped playing the game. I absolutely despise the game but I love my friends so thats why I keep playing it from time to time when they want ot have some quality time with me.

And yeah, my nap was absolutely awesome though I should be going to sleep in an hour or two so I don't fuck up my sleep habit.

>>8685835
Not everything can be fixed with an ERP session but you can have some fun. How about that? You like having fun, right? Or If you want to, maybe you can talk with me. Just a little chat.

>>8685857
Mhmm. That's true. But she'll crush your crotch and nothing else. Maybe break your neck. I'm sure Parsee can handle something like that, right?

>>8685857
>continues rubbing your knife points while singing Could This Be Love by Bob Marley

>>8685879
Ah. Yeah that sounds about right.
I've noticed a weird relationship thing happen with that game where groups of friends will like it, half will fall out and hate the game, but the other half don't.

Whatever though. Friendship is power I guess. It was nice to see a friendly face this early in the morning at least.

>>8685879
I don't want to talk Yoko, I want to roughly fuck you raw. Choking you and pulling your hair while I pound my thick cock into your tight asshole. Using your hair like a handle as I pull you back onto my hardness with each thrust!

>>8685879
It’s not going to work. It will never work. I will never be able to play with some other Avas? Just a taste of the cake and nothing else. Then it will be another day trying to be something I’m not. No. this is what I’m. This is the only role I can play here. Is either this or pray that I got so bored that I leave for good. It's getting late, I do need to sleep. Goodnight Morrigan.

>>8685895
>>8685913

>collects the salt for his popcorn but takes no joy in it since he knows the feels too well

Since this thread is shitposting anyway... Why do people still use the roll chart? It was confirmed that Paul is the one who posts it more often than not, which automatically makes it shitpost-tier memeage.

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>>8685729
Maybe so, anon!
I hope you have a good night/day either way, though.

>>8685777
Heh, fair enough.
>The bird jumps as she feels the nazi's face lodge itself between her muscly buttcheeks. However she doesn't struggle to get him out and instead flexes her ass against his face.
Is that so? I thought you said your favorite attire was no attire at all.

>>8685932
>linking me with the other guy
Whut. what did I do

>>8685933
This. Plus an anon already predicted this outcome.

>>8685933
It makes me fantasize about the person I rolled, maybe I won't erp with them but at least I can imagine.

>>8685937
Sorry, anon. Don't hate me like the rest.

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>>8685933
Because I am drawn out by digits.

>>8685933
>Why do anons use something meant for boredom while bored
>Just because it was posted by #badman#

Nigga, that's not how this shit works.

>>8685955
You said you were leaving for good.

>>8685946
You're one of the lucky ones.

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>>8685964
Not the same person you're thinking of.

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>>8685936
>His arms flail in front of her trying to pull himself free from the steel vice like grip of her muscle ass, there wa snot fatm and no jiggle, but it was a but. Just like when he ordered too much ice cream that one time Karl would have to eat his way out. His tongue lap, teases, licks, prods and a whole bunch of other things you can imagine.

Yeah but super slutty clothing like this really turns me on. They sit low enough that you know it's an inch or two above her cunt.
It's like a false modesty, like it's there just to tease.
>After talking to Spon pons ass Karl finally give sin, sure her cheeks could turn coal into a diamond, his body goes lips as as he relaxes into that weird position.

>>8686022
Roll

>>8685984
Yo that's fucked up
Delet this

>>8686022
Roll

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>>8686030
Nah :^)

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>>8685933
If paul made all the normal threads would you use the clearly shitpost threads instead?
It's an image, it's something to do. I doesn't matter who posts it.

>>8686022


>>8686029
>>8686035
I thought roll fucked off tot he discords :^)