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>>8676581
RIGGINSMANIA: FUCKING AUTOCROPPER EDITION.
OH WAIT THAT'S ALL EDITIONS ALREADY.
>>8676626
Goodbye!
>>8676314 (Nito)
This seems straight out of a stereotypical video game about demons if you ask me... and if I couldn't sense your aura, I'd believe you're joking.
I don't feel like talking about demons though, just know that there's more than the eye can meet.
You'd tell me about your battles though, I used to be a demon general too.
>>8676432
>>8676486 (Lenny)
I'm pretty proud but...
I still want some money. I don't participate in these games for puny "cards" or "fun".
I want to sell them!
>>8676397
>she joins her hand in delight
Great!
Let's starts by the basis would you! Maintening a fireball in your hand for at least 10seconds!
>>8676439 (goblin)
Don't come crying after I'm done with you!
>Astaroth concentrates her dark energy in her hand, materializing a whip made of shadows.
Here's come the spanking!
>She throws the first attack, aiming at the goblin's head.
>>8676564
N-nothing to fight? Are you claiming my skeleton army is the same strength of that of an ant nest?
>>8676428
A body lying in the woods will only decompose, perhaps I pitied her because she had passed and I was passing on as well, together we are stronger
ALRIGHT TIME TO SPEED THIS SHIT UP
I'M LATE FOR WORK FUCK
>>8676626
How is it going down there?
>>8676400
>Whatever cans that aren't grabbed are slashed apart by Ignis' claws.
>>8676626
>>8676497
I'll be examining your performance closely. So do well.
How many bloodhungry kindergarden kids could Seth defeat before being overwhelmed?
>>8676649
You're still avoiding my question, lady.
>>8676649
Replied to yourself buddy. Take your time and cook your food.
>>8676642
O-Ok! is there some trick to keep it in my hand for that long?
>>8676651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0kILiWQ3Ac
>>8676626
>>8676643
Well, there was one Hero fighting some skeletons but I killed him for them. We're on the same side, remember?
I'm a Goblin.
>>8676642
> Goblin is hit!
> -1 HP.
Ouch.
>>8676651
You're going to regret that.
>>8676665
That's alright, I know who she meant.
>>8676651
Look at him run, she's got a real eye for him.
>>8676683
>That's all that matters in the end anon.
>Thanks for keeping my friend company.
>>8676656
8 but a horizontal 8.
F E A S T I M E
THE FEAST TAKES NO PRISONERS
>>8676594
>Central America, 3rd World shithole. I hate this place.
>>8676617
>most likely. I'm still worried tho.
>>8676651
Who even are you, Damon?
That's goddamn right.
>>8676304
>Poniko lets out a tiny giggle despite herself.
>>8676626
>>8676654
>>8676697
I feel no need to prove myself to you. But, if you insist...
>Uboa does not make for fun times.
>>8676697
Boy he's sure hot now isn't he. Too bad. He really had me going there for a moment.
>>8676667
question: are you a girl?
>>8676697
> Goblin is hit!
> -2 HP.
Ooh. That's one more than usual.
I guess I better start grinding for next time.
>>8676694
You're welcome as well.
>>8676651
>People get tickets and miss work for HG
>This is some fucking dedication. Props.
Hm...interesting. I may be able to open it with time...
>>8676697
>Ignis isn't that tasty and is left alone.
>Relius on the other hand...
>>8676662
I didn't kill her, no anon, but I would have if need be for the end result needed to be the same
>>8676665
>you're a good one
>:^)
>>8676667
Of course! Something great is too increase your own body heat... whatever the means.
Usually you should eat some spicy stuff, but I don't have those so let me help you
>Astaroth gets behind shota and hugs him close
>she whispers in his ear
When you feel like you're ready... do it!
>>8676682
>she boasts
Do you have enough already? Just surrender, I went easy on that one but you won't survive the next hit!
>>8676697
D-Damn! T-this was as good a-as... the drink last night *hic*
Now time for some sl-
>run on an high voltage area
>fucking dies with the force of a thousand pikachu
>>8676698
hello fellow shithole friend
>Shower and shave
>Game has barely progressed
Seth, man...
>>8676728
Keep on being a swell fellow anon. I'm sure you'll heat up some cold, closed hearts eventually.
>>8676739
See, I'm not sure if I like that answer. You were golden until the second half of it...
7 JOBBERS ARE SURPRISINGLY STILL GOING AT IT
COULD IT BE ? COULD LENNY FUCKING PULL OFF A SECOND ONE WITH THE EXACT SAME SPOT THAT HE TURNED INTO THE "LEGENDS KILLER" SLOT AFTER HE WON THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WITH 12 KILLS ?
FIND OUT N E X T
>>8676735
It's alright, I'm pretty much always booked for the main-event so I've still got some minutes to make it in time.
>>8676752
Well, maybe if you hit me, like, ten million more times just like that you'll do enough damage to defeat me. Then again, my Regen is maxed out...
> Goblin shrugs.
> Goblin readies her knife!
Well, are you ready to see how much damage *my* attack does?
>>8676770
I wish...
Hosting after Seth, bee tee dubs.
>>8676787
kys assgore
>>8676790
Leave the gay goat alone anon.
>>8676651
K-keh! I only spoke with her once! A lord such as I would never be seduced by one such as her!
>sniff
..N-never!
>>8676682
Goblins? You mean those putrid green creatures? You look nothing like one! Were one of your parents human? That is the only reason why one like you would look less...hideous.
>>8676697
>
>>8676642
Tsh! So be it!
Ahh, you care to hear about the great tales of how the great Gravelord Nito and three others went on a crusade to secure our freedom? Perhaps you're not like other demons..
Come! Sit! Grab a drink or two! I will share the story of my greatest achievement!
>>8676777
Try me, human. One such as yourself and your "bus dick" will never surpass me!
>>8676782
Hey don't give up. You give those sweeties the ol' one two and I'm sure they'll come running.
>>8676777
Water is water...
>>8676735
>>8676714
You did ask for it, after all.
>>8676719
>christmas theater flashbacks
NO! I hate myself for looking like one, but is because i'm still too young! don't try to put me girl clothes ever again!
>>8676752
WHAT ARE YOU D-D-D-DOING?!
>He gets really nervous, and steps away
>then he throws you a big fireball, this time it didn't disappear away
>>8676777
It must be a blessed spot. This time I thought I'd go for the pacifist route.
>>8676781
Big talk for such a tiny girl! I don't know if you're really courageous or just follish
>sweats internally
(Damn, she should've been knocked up with that attack, did I lose *that* much power ?!)
Your attack! I won't even let you the time to do it!
>She strikes again at full force! Aiming for the goblin chest! 2 seconds before impact
>>8676811
cute
>>8676790
You added an extra S.
>>8676772
No no you misunderstand. Think us is as the most glorious symbiotic relationship nature has ever known. We are one, we are beautiful, and we are just plain dangerous
>she laughs as she reclines into a hammock of thorns that emerged from the ground behind her
>>8676840
>Think us is
:^)
>>8676769
:shrug:
>>8676777
GEE SEF HOW COME PAPA RNG LET YOU HAVE TWO ARENA EVENTS ?
ROYAL RUMBLE TIME BAYBAY.
And it didn't really matter but it's the intention that counts, right ?
>>8676814
> District 4, #2 slot
> 4, 2
> What happens if you reverse it ?
> 24
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>8676849
>Wake me up inside
>>8676811
Calm down Shota, this is really for your own SakAAAAAAHHH
>The Dantesque flame catches her off guard and shots her straight on the face.
>The impacts sends her crashing on a nearby wall, her blue skin now covered in burns
>>8676871
FFFFFFFFFFFF
>>8676871
Sixth is a perfectly comfortable place for me.
>>8676871
Come on bonsey! You can do it. You've got this in the bag.
>>8676871
Did Lenny just... DEFEAT PONIKO?!!
So cool...
Damn Lenny. I'm gonna cheer for you
>>8676799
I'm not sure whether to feel insulted or grateful.
>>8676827
> Goblin was hit!
> -3 HP.
Ooooh. I guess you've got some fire in you after all.
> Goblin unequipped Knife.
You know... it'd be a waste to kill you now.
I mean, you're putting up a better fight than anything else I've ever fought. I guess demons are pretty strong, huh?
>>8676697
>>8676716
>Goes for a while to watch something and then comes back to this
Ouch....
>>8676831
I'm not cute, n-nothing of this is cute! those were horrible experiences!
>>8676881
Oh god... a-are you ok? s-sorry for that.. is just that this happens to me everyday, like getting hug by someone with.. big attributes and stuff, I just got scared.
>>8676914
I've been rooting for you the whole time, until that of course, but boy that sure brought a new meaning to sausage fest don't you think?
>>8676919
Ah your just being humble. You can do it.
>>8676871
I don't want to jinx it, but I'm feeling unstoppable.
>>8676931
Thats really kind of you, thanks. And yeah... Sausage fest...
>>8676935
You just jinxed it.
>>8676894
LENNY FEARS MISUZU
WATASHI WA GET FUCKING REKT
N I T O IS healing his wounds like any smart men would do.
Don't want those blood losses to become deadly issues.
>>8676935
>Ahri face palms.
Okay... It's Okay. It'll be fine...
>>8676919
>she pokes your nose and laughs
Oh I'm much more than that, all woman, more woman than you can handle. Now tell me where is this I have ended up? I must say I'm a bit lost and seem to have been uprooted from my home
>>8676953
Well of course. I gave you my spot and it's fun to root for whoever you think will be the victor. You have a few good moments, and some in a bad spotlight. Nose bleeds over two men in a locker room, funny to look back at with a girl chasing you with a crowbar too.
>>8676961
I don't want to take any chances, especially after anti-reverse-double-jinxing myself back there.
>>8676935
Go Lenny! This is definitely not me invoking the Vader curse! You can do it!
>>8676909
>she had closen her eyes the whole time...
(Huh? Did I win?...)
>seeing the goblin gave up she burts in laughter
Oh hem. Ah ah AH! Of course I am THAT powerful! I was a demon general back in the days. Good thing you realized it before it was too late!
>>8676799
Hmm well. I didn't mean *right now* people tends to talk about their life way too much here.
But if you give me something to drink I don't mind
>>8676924
>She tries to regains her composure.
Oh hum.... Ah ah! Don't worry, I'm made of tough stuff. It was...
>she tries to get up, but it's very difficult
It was very good shota ah ah... You're way more powerful than I thought... You just need to learn how to control it...
>>8676961
HOLY FUCKING BURIED
IN BOTH SENSES OF THE TERM
FINAL TWO FAGLORDS
http://www.strawpoll.me/12721025
>>8677017
Well, shit. I was right to fear her.
>>8677003
Staaaaarting to regret my decision. Maybe you're better off dead after all.
Do demons respawn? I never bothered to ask.
>>8677017
Don't let yourself get beaten by a human now.
>>8676903
The last thing I wished to do was draw even more attention to myself by winning again so soon.
>>8677017
Why did I do something so stupid?!
>will never win a rigmania
>>8677017
>63TH
sixty thirth?
>>8677036
>she looks unhappy and concerned
Let's hear it what hell hole are my roots forced to burrow in?
>>8677017
DAMN IT LENNY!!
>Ahri barely keeps herself from flipping the desk in anger.
>>8677017
You got this Nito! Show them why your called the Gravelord.
>>8677036
Try your best, even if you fail you've got plenty of fish in the sea. At least you can be proud of yourself for trying right?
>>8677003
How?! if the only form to have my magic at max power is by getting hug by someone like you, I don't want to keep trying my fire spell anymore
>>8677058
>>8677074
Okay but after the smackdown I gave last time I feel it's acceptable to get to the final three at least.
>>8677057
Yeah ? Isn't that correct ?
>>8677017
AND
IT'S
ALL
OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THREE NIGGAS
T H R E E
H
R
E
E
>>8677165
AH YEAH! HE DID IT. Didn't even have to dirty his hands with her filthy corpse.
>>8677165
sixty third not sixty thirth
>>8677165
Great job Nito.
If you lost, I was going to raid your dungeon myself.
>>8676991
Well, what a round then. Anyway I'm gonna hit the hay.
>>8677065
Ever heard of parallel universes?
Well, I think we're in the space in between, because some of them are leaking.
Just a guess, but from what I've seen I'd call it a good one.
>>8677150
I've heard that reasoning before. Doesn't really help much when you stare danger in the face.
Plus I get infatuated maybe once every three years or so. I can't see the fish very well.
>>8676909
Take it as you will. You're much more eye appealing for someone being a descendant of a ugly, green creature! Of course, I dont discriminate those who are deceased. After all, I'm sure your skeleton is most likely the same as any other!
>>8677003
...K-keh...so be it.
>He slowly puts away what seemed to be a tomb older than the stone age itself, looking like it would crumble at any given moment..
...but, I cannot deny a drinking session with one who even showed interest in my tales. Now then, do you prefer aged wine, or perhaps liquor that tends to leave most human minds numb?
>From out of his formation of black clothe, he pulls out what appears to be quite an old bottle of wine, looking as if it hadn't been touched in nearly 600 years. The other bottle on the other hand looked normal enough, but had various warning labels and, of course, skeletons on it...
>>8677165
Kehe! Of course she'd back out after experiencing the lovely singing voice I posses! Most tend to die after hearing it, but eh.
>>8677189
Ah well have a good rest then. You sure earned it running about.
>>8677191
I see, gotta broaden those horizons anon. If you keep your eyes set on one you might not notice someone else who's interested in you.
>>8677049
I don't know, i've never died and don't plan to do so anytime soon.
Maybe you'd like the name of the one who defeated you? Don't worry by the way, I don't hold grudges.
>>8677051
>she jumps out in feat as she didn't know Poniko was behind.
O-Oh! Hello. Well, I was just saying that it was cool, that's...
Oh right..
>she snaps her finger and an otherwordly lava lamp appears. It seems to have a live on itself and burns brighter than any lamp on earth.
Here's the thing I promised you.
>>8677195
>>8677165
Great job!
>>8677165
>mfw i was the only one who voted for misuzu
Oh well. Thanks for the game.
>>8677162
I'm not sure what's going on, but thanks for the game Seth. Next time keep me in it a bit longer.
>>8677162
Ok. That is a very good point...
That was a very brutal game.
>>8677165
CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS, DRAGON WRESTLER NITO.
YOU'VE BET WELL FUCKERS.
>>8677191
That would explain why the dog woman and the raven bitch are here as well; even saw that crazy furry shit riding the lizard wandering.
So a bunch of worlds leaking together, my oh my, I just thought of how I intend to move forward anon.
>>8677153
You don't like hug?... That's sad, why?
But hmm... Maybe you could simulate that feeling yourself... by using pillows maybe, or waterfilled ballons.
>>8677234
Now that's a winner that I like!
Thank you for hosting, wresler!
>>8677227
I'm not Seth.
Uh I mean YEEEEAAAAH LET'S HOST A 48
ALL YOU JABRONIS RUNNING AROUND
RANDY ORTON
(I don't know anything about wrestling beyond HG.)
>>8677234
Thank you for graciously hosting One they call Seth
>>8677268
Ah you can't be THAAAT bad. I know this one blonde haired kid, took him almost an entire school year to pick up that one of his friends was interested in him. Ah but that's just gossip between girls.
>>8677234
Nice hosting Setho
>>8677280
...
Please don't confuse me. I don't do well with embarrassment.
>>8677234
We want refunds!
>>8677234
Thanks for hosting, and the winner isn't that bad. It could have been worse.
>>8677234
Fun fact, this is like the third time that the Karaoke Arena Event happened as the final slide and ended the game.
In a world where he mercilessly beat each others in the most ridiculous manners, the least you should be scared about is sing in front of people.
For real, grow some balls dudes.
With that said, I'm off to getting my ass drafted to Smackdown.
Thanks for keeping me company fuckers.
>>8677225
I'm not that easily offended.
>She stoically as ever examines the lamp.
I suppose it's rather impressive. Actual lava?
>>8677324
>She slowly claps for them both.
>>8677234
Congrats!
>>8677324
Thanks for hostin'!
>Give me like 10 minutes.
>>8677234
>[REGISTEEL used Return!]
>gives a thumbs up
>>8677324
>spells
[THANK YOU]
>in Braille
>>8677268
Well regardless I intend to stay here a while and strangle out the competition, prove I'm the rose that grows highest to the sun
>>8677234
Congrats.
>>8677324
Thanks for the game,Seth.
>>8677313
NO WE DON'T !
>>8677269
I get hugged by a demon every day, and I don't want to get hugged, I really don't like hugs because of that.. a-and I think that's a good idea
>>8677341
>>[REGISTEEL used Rectum!]
>>8677195
Glad you understand, some people really cannot shut up around here.
>she looks at the two bottles closely.
I am a woman of wealth and taste of course... but there's just something mystical about that second bottle.
Let's pick that one!
>>8677195
I guess we'll never find out.
>>8677225
> Goblin used Long, Drawn-out Sigh!
Fiiine. Tell me your name.
>>8677324
(1 kill? Didn't I kill 2 in that arena?)
>>8677234
>>8677324
Congrats! a-and thanks for hosting
>>8677344
You're thinking of trees. Anyway, we used to have a talking plant around. Left a couple days ago though. For good, I think.
>>8677364
Arena kills don't count for overall kills
>>8677338
That's a really vulnerable time for us. Good on you for not taking advantage of them. You should take a shot and get to know either of them a bit, you might be pleasantly surprised with them.
Don't judge a book by it's cover. Even if a girl doesn't always appeal to your eyes at first, she'll grow on you.
>>8677384
A shame perhaps they would have even entertained me, I understand plants as well as people. I care for them, not as well as some I know though...
>>8677353
I didn't even pay, I guess want some money.
>>8677428
>*I just*
>>8677428
>I guess want some money
me ruv hg rong time
>chinku
>>8677358
I'll make you like them Shota, trust me, but fine we won't do them for now.
>she looks at her burns
Alright I think... our first lesson is finished for today. I need to heal mys-
I mean, I need to reflect back on your power before decided what to do next, ahah.
>>8677364
>She points a finger at the goblin
Astaroth! **Former** 4th general of the underworld armies! Don't you ever forget it!
.
.
.
...Yours?
>>8677443
Well, you do you anon. You'll make someone happy eventually.
>>8677335
Oh? Hmm... Yes, it's real!
Straight out of the 5th circle of hell....
>she waits for her reaction with apprehension
>>8677324
For once I have yet to experience a death in an entire game that resulted in combustion, or me being blown to bits. Quite a delightful change! Thank you for hosting human! I will wear the belt with pride!
>>8677187
>>8677225
>>8677337
>>8677352
>>8677379
Kehe! Thank you! With spirits this high, perhaps a game hosted by yours truly is seen just beyond the horizon!
>>8677363
Hmm...good choice! Most who drank this usually pass out from just the scent alone! Prove to me that your worthy of the General status you have!
>Pulling out a ancient goblet encrusted in gems, he slowly pours the odd liquid into it, almost as if there were souls flying out from the cup as the liquid frothed around. He then pours one for himself, but in a goblet that seemed to be the size of a man...
Cheers!
>>8677234
Congratulations!
>>8677324
Thank you for hosting.
>>8677460
is not going to happen, hugs are ruined for me. ok! hope I didn't hurt you that much!
>>8677460
Honwasabi. I'm a Goblin.
>>8677443
You all understood this flower? My oh my this world is divine. I'm looking forward to seeing just what brings stumble in. And to think I wasn't going to stay and was going to pass on like leaves in an autum breeze. Thanks anon for giving me some purpose
>>8677324
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
Gorey Gauntlet XXVI
First 48
>>8677581
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>8677581
Vino
>>8677581
Reigen Arataka
>>8677581
Lenny
>>8677581
Ryoma Hoshi
>>8677581
Reese Chloris
>>8677581
Misuzu Gundou
>>8677581
Damon Gant
>>8677581
A Goblin
>>8677581
Elma Jouii
>>8677581
Lenny's Dick
>>8677581
Astaroth
>>8677581
Itou Kaiji
>>8677581
Nui Harime
>>8677581
Uriko Nonomura
>>8677581
Gravelord Nito
>>8677581
Xayah
>>8677581
Kaito
>>8677581
Marge's Sexy Soles
>>8677485
Interesting, I suppose.
>She grasps the lamp, and it appears to be slowly drawn in to her mass, before vanishing from sight.
It may look nice on my desk.
>>8677581
Poniko
>>8677581
Emi
>>8677581
Shōta Magatsuchi
>>8677581
Elias Ainsworth
>>8677581
Glaceon butt
>>8677581
Francesca Goldberg
>>8677581
Watashi
>>8677581
the Ghost of sadness
>>8677581
Usogui the Gambler
>>8677581
Zyra
>>8677581
Widdly 2 Diddly
>>8677581
Puru Eight
>>8677581
Machi Amayadori
>>8677581
Merak
>>8677581
Judy and her Stand
>>8677581
Eggman-kun
>>8677657
We are having more pokemonfags/ /vp/fags, and I like it
>>8677581
Tanaka-kun
>>8677581
Saber
>>8677581
Rokurou Rangetsu
>>8677487
Oh. I'm an *ex* general, it's been a while really. But I still pride myself in the title I once held.
>she doesn't seem phazed by the drink at all, as she've seen stranger stuff down there.
It looks nice! *Cheers*
>she sips a bit a her glass and nearly strangles herself
>>8677529
... Nice to meet know.
Really, all the goblin have met have been such cowards. You really stand out.
>>8677521
What about some petting? Or kisses? I'm joking, I'm joking don't make that face ahah!
And don't worry, I'm doing ok really, I'm really str-
>*splat*
Sorry... I tripped...
>>8677581
Alice
>>8677581
Gwonam
>>8677581
Crossfit Jesus
>>8677702
Name them all
>>8677657
You've got something to live up to.
>>8677581
Haru
>>8677581
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8677581
Sliver Queen
>>8677644
I'm... I'm glad to know you like it...
(It cost me every money I've won here so far.........)
>>8677581
Tharja
>>8677581
Mashiro Mitsumine
>>8677581
Tenshi
>>8677753
post uncensored pls
>>8677719
D-Don't joke with that! i-it really makes me nervous for just thinking about it. are you sure that your fine?
>>8677777
77777
>>8677719
Well you're not wrong. There's something different about me from the other goblins, but it would require a bit of exposition.
>>8677581
Riesz
>>8677653
Well best of luck to you Anon. I've got an arena to skate through.
>>8677777
Impressive numbers!
>>8677777
Those are my digits REEEEEEEEEEE
>>8677790
I didn't save it (really. I don't save nsfw)
>>8677733
>registeel
>lana
I cant think about more new ones
>>8677780
Who let their hamster in here?
>>8677581
Serval
>>8677825
test
>>8677653
No eventually everyone must root and establish themselves.
>>8677777
Is it me or HG has been getting all the gets lately?
>another HG's get
nice
>>8677637
>Hey, can I talk to you about something on Discord? I don't have you added currently.
>>8677734
>Kek, thats pretty great actually. HGA always had those special moments I'll cherish.
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8677847
We deserve them more than every other thread on this board.
>>8677855
When will this man's Discord ships stop?
>>8677753
>She's silent for a moment, closing her eyes.
I terrify you this much.
>>8677581
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8677861
Too bad we don't have much pics of it.
>>8677847
All according to Keikaku.
(Translator's note: Keikaku means plan.)
>>8677822
>you might want to know I'm Registeel.
>>8677864
Congrats Araragi
>>8677864
>>8677864
What a nice graveyard of the previous games!
>>8677864
Some things seems a bit off tune here,host.
>>8677864
: /
>>8677864
What the fuck.
Autocropper why.
>>8677792
I-I am!
What teacher would I make if I couldn't handle a big fireball from time to time, pshht, it was nothing.
But still this looks like a phobia and we'll have to get you used to hugs, kiss... and more.... eventually.
How are you going to fight the demons if you're afraid of these?
>>8677801
I hate when people talk about their life, but for some reason I'm interested in your story.
Go on I'm listening
>she makes a beer appears and starts to drink it.
Do you want some btw?
>>8677864
... Uh... Thanks.. for hosting...?
>>8677910
Is there even a point if we already know tha results?
>>8677864
Uh, that can't be the park. It can't already be over. I haven't gotten to do any skating through it yet.
>>8677910
Ah there we go. That looks much better.
>>8677910
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8677910
Oh wow I'm in the same group as before! what a lovely coincidence!
>>8677864
(Oh heck did I miss a riggings and a Gauntlet?)
>>8677910
Yes,that's more like it.
Everything seems to check in nicely,so let's get this started.
>>8677935
that wasn't this game's winners
>>8677719
>Just as expected, she could tell she was having a bit of a rough time downing it. At least she didn't pass out like most...
Kehe! Congratulations! You managed to get it into your system! Depending on how the next few seconds go, you'll either live or die! Cheers!
>He then takes a drink of his, but all of it just passes through the bottom of his jawline...
>>8677864
Uh...creature, I think you have the wrong one set up...
>>8677910
Let's get this over with.
>>8677910
Group 8 today is the day we extend our roots out and strangle the life from our competition. Ensuring our growth and prosperity!
And you host man! Everything looks swell!
>>8677871
Hum... Well...
>she's really pissed about admitting this, but pride vanishes like shadows at noon before the tremendous power of Uboa
It's kind of hard to forget... the abyss, the screams...
>>8677910
> A Goblin appeared!
Come then, Heroes. Face me.
>>8677933
Do I?
> Goblin equipped bear!
>>8677910
Let's begin.
>>8677910
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>8677955
>>8677910
>>8677670
>Swap for inkling
>>8677954
Thanks anon. I'll do a really sweet trick for you out there.
>>8677959
>>8677986
Ah, yeah, you're right. I knew it couldn'ta been, since there's no way I'd place so low.
I want to fuck _________
>>8677954
Beautifully said anon
>she smiles and flowers sprout all along the vines she has around her
>>8677880
>Oh..
>>8677933
I-I'm gonna get my magic to the level that it kills them with just one hit! i'm not a fan of hugs, even less of kisses, nothing like that will happen if my magic is too strong to kill them in one hit!
>>8677855
>Sure I guess, hold on, I'll see if some I have on there has you added and get it that way.
>>8677910
I don't like what's next to me.. But continue I guess.
>>8677910
and again
thanks for hosting, tem
>>8677977
>Kek so over the top
>Lovable but over the top, I imagine her shouting at no one.
Imouto love is the best kind of love
>>8678037
cute
>>8678052
Reese, if you ever stop by in the arena just give me a call. I'm sure you'll have fun trying to keep up.
>>8677910
I suppose a walk outside the palace couldn't hurt every so often...
>>8678073
Maybe in Alabama
>>8677979
>The girl lets out a rather annoyed sigh.
It's not a process that's comfortable for either party involved.
>>8678004
Alrightaroonie.
If nothing else, starting ASAP.
>>8678054
Bit early for that, but no problem, ese.
>>8678019
Alice
>>8677970
I-IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?!!
>She's on the verge on puking, but her pride is strong enough to refrain her from doing so.
>without thinking, she grabs the 600years old wine and drinks it in one go, hoping it will shut down the horrendous taste in her throat.
>>8677992
Cheers!
>she starts sipping
Alright, tell me about yourself.
>>8678097
No sexing the tuhus!
>>8678037
>sorry dude.
>my Internet is starting to falter. Hopefully the quake didn't fuck up any power lines.
>>8678052
Go right ahead anon, if the shade is wrong I can perhaps change it to your liking
>half of the roses wither and turn to orchids
>>8678119
You can not stop me.
>>8678078
Not again! I say that is not cute! having a phobia with hugs is not cute!
>>8678122
>Good luck then
>>8678122
What quake?
>>8678037
You know what they say Shota.
Keeps your friends close, and your foes closer
>winks
But already, we'll get you on that level, don't worry.
>>8678088
So.... You don't like doing that to people? I thought...
>>8678019
ing blow my brains out.
>>8678152
>shoots you in the spine
Let's see you fuck when you're a paraplegic!
>>8678163
That I was some sort of monster, inside and out. Caring only for my own amusement and sadistic desires.
>>8678179
>becomes Steve Hawkins.
BLOODBATH!
The skeletons didn't fare too well today. Good thing they can't feel any pain...right?
Good thing she was at no risk of freezing to death.
You're not Bayley, though.
No, you don't get a wincard for that, Xayah.
If only that said "head" and not "skull." Oh, well.
>>8678163
That literally is what my life is right now
>>8677873
S T A N D I N G
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>>8678209
Fuck
>>8678209
Why are we doing this again?
>>8678209
A real shame a win on that thing doesn't translate across to these.
>>8678209
Aww... Why am I always on the dark side? I want to be a hero sometimes ya'know.
>>8678191
>Her fear leaves her little by little.
So... It wasn't you? Is he some kind of pet or...
>>8678209
This is the truest thing I've seen today.
>>8678209
Ya think I AIN'T gonna make it in first place? You better learn ta stay outta my way! Might not know my way around these cars, but takin' down an old man ain't nothin' for me.
>>8678114
> Goblin uses Beer.
Well, it all started a couple months ago when I first spawned outside of the Starter Town. I happened to find a Hero near death and I killed him.
I leveled up because of that.
> Goblin uses Beer.
And then, get this, the same thing kept on happening. Finding beginner Heroes on the verge of death and finishing them off, gaining XP.
Eventually I had killed so many that I didn't even have to wait to pick them off. I was one-shotting them at that point.
> Goblin uses Beer.
> Goblin feels tipsy.
And then... Well, now I'm like this. I hit the level cap and my stats are maxed out. Even the Demon Lord is afraid of me.
>>8678209
Didn't I kill you last time...?
Oh yeah... I did.
>>8678209
>>8678083
Hello, world!
I'm awake now and ready to shake off those bits of ice that formed during my much deserved nap!
>>8678209
Probably gonna only do one of those things... for shame too, I would of loved gum!
>>8678251
Cups? Ah well whatever. See ya.
>>8678209
A team of heroes huh. Sounds kinda cheesy don't ya think?
DAY 1
Well, right out of the gate, Tanaka goes absolutely ham. Not so listless anymore, eh?
I didn't realize serpents walk. At least, I think that's a serpent.
You guys need to learn how to use grenade launchers better.
THE RNG DOESN'T LIE!
>>8678249
Oh, it was me. I don't care for it, myself, simply-put.
>>8678209
What a dirty play. I was so close too.
>>8678114
A joke? I gave you fair warning, demon! This drink is not meant to be consumed by those of mortal blood! Knowing you, you should be fine if stay still for a mom-
>Suddenly, he noticed his hand was missing the aged wine he had
Heeh?...Where did-
>..And it didn't take him long to notice where it went, watching the demon quickly chugging the aged wine like a champion
K-keh! Trying to wash out the other liquor? You'll go full blown drunk from consuming that wine bottle!
>>8678209
H-HOW!?
>>8678288
....Did you just, confuse my gender
>>8678209
>>8678283
Let's be big damn hero's, Shall we?
>>8678288
Don't you dare bite my flawless hands, unless you want a full replacement of teeth.
>>8678288
I don't think that guy meant to shoot it, look how shaky he is..
>>8678288
What the f-
>>8678209
Heroes? I'm no hero...
>>8678288
...
You're not too bright, are you?
>>8678288
>>8678251
> she concentrates and smirks
>sky blue morning glory's spring to life on the vine right before your eyes
>in the center a single midnight violet and blue iris stands
>>8678288
>>8678332
>she keeps lighting matches, pouring gasoline, and generally throwing anything flammable onto the frozen lake before noticing the person
Oh don't worry, I'll brighten things up soon!~
>>8678288
> Goblin used Goblin Grenade Blast!
> Goblin missed!
I'm a little new to this sort of thing. I think I'm going to stick to my knife from now on.
>>8678288
>>8678319
Heroes or not. I'm bummed now.
>>8678210
I guess so... But they could ben even closer really.
Now... if you excuse me..
>she lets herself fall on a couch and passes out of exhaustion.
>>8678257
>she listens with great interest at the grotesque story. It look too unbelievable to be true, but now she remembers how her whip didn't even hurt her.
The demon lord himself...
>suddenly a deep sense of fear sends a shiver down her spine.
That was... nice to hear... I hope I didn't get you too angry during the fight btw ahah. *nervous laugh*
>>8678288
This is the NEW truest thing I've heard today!
>>8678348
>>8678288
>He looks from the tree back to the little goblin.
That'd be for the best now wouldn't it.
>>8678323
i'm not that! i'm just not good with words s-sometimes..
>>8678360
C-Closer? how they can be closer if they literally hug me every day? answer my que- .. goodnight, I guess?
>>8678341
Lovely.
Though I don't feel like picking them anymore. I don't want to kill them...
Thanks though, they're very pretty.
>>8678289
Oh...
It was you...
Ah...
>shes passes out
>>8678309
>she finishes the bottle in one go, and lets out a scream. thirsting for more.
IT BURNS!! ANOTHER ONE!
QUICK!! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!
>>8678288
>>8678288
Why would we play a game of adventure and conquest when the world is calling us
>>8678288
>Ahri looks horrified shortly before doubling over and vomiting profusely.
Wha-What the hell Haru?! I thought you were a good person!
>Horrifying realization comes across her.
N-No... Oh god no...
>Behind those glasses lies the eyes of a cold blooded killer.
>>8678344
You're going to get anywhere with that.
>He walks up to the lake with board of wood, lights it on fire, and sends it out on the lake
The only other way to set it on fire is if you were to freeze the entire thing.
>>8678398
question
did they really have to name the little boy "shota"
isn't that a little bit on the nose
>>8678288
I don't want to miss the chance. But I already lose almost all of my energy by now..
>>8678398
So.. You actually meant to shoot us..?
>>8678400
>she stares and nods in disagreement
That iris is for you anon, it contains a bit of my gift, it will never leave you, never wither, take it with you so you may both find the right soil you spoke of.
>>8678019
Tejina