ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite pokegod?
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Previous thread: >>8664786
>>8674695
Alright.
Thanks.
>Puts the berries in the kitchen fridge
So...What now?
>>8674744
No. Passed out again.
>>8674773
ARCEUS. ARCEUS IS THE CHAZZ'S FAVORITE
>>8674655
>>8674704
>>8674734
>Solsquint at Joshua.
>Solsquint at Dave.
>Solsquint at everyone inside the bath house.
>...This...is...not...a...resturant...
>>8674764
>Wonderful, we're excited to defeat you together.
meme
>>8674734
yeah apparently
tfw god says you gotta eat dick instead of normal food
fucking god man
gay bastard
>>8674796
listen
when god says eat dick
you eat dick
>>8674777
>777 for a new thread
>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>8674787
>You.
>Again.
>Apply payday thoroughly to the seafood special
pls dont
>>8674887
>Bonk
>In the exact same spot
>Lobster is Ko'd.
>>8674773
Me.
>>8674795
Which one, sport?
>>8674884
>>8674734
Hey, it wasn't me this time, kids.
>>8674884
>Wonk™
>>8674773
That one, my man.
>>8674764
Just a few.
>>8674796
It definitely is not.
>>8674884
And lo he said, let there be dick.
Something like that. I forgot what it was.
>>8674921
Uh huh.
>>8674787
call the ohters?
we can eat as much as you want
as long as we leave one berry from each species we will be fine
>>8674773
Pick a doge, any doge
>>8674787
....Fak. That probably ain't healthy, is i-
>>8674918
>[Internal Screaming]
>...no wait. That's definitely [External Screaming]
>>8674773
Steel Arceus
>Someone yells SCIENCE in the background
>>8674937
birb
>>8674918
>panicking
someone help, shelldon is knocked out
>she hyperventilating a bit
what do i do? what do i do?
>>8674773
palkia is great
every god that gives me booze is great in my book
>>8674972
...Ya know 'dis happens a lot more than yous'd think.
>obtain pillow
>prop up shellfish
>pat
>>8674884
>Intense Solsquint.
>...Do...as...you...wish...
>>8674927
>Indeed. Is this what you humans do for fun?
>>8674927
well
gay bathhouse time i guess
after you dude
>>8675010
>>8674972
>Lobster lies limp on the pillows
>>8675015
Don't ask me.
I don't normally do this kind of thing.
>>8675016
As you wish.
>Walk on inside the gay bath house.
>>8675068
>she is really worried
is he okay?
>>8675010
he isn't hurt right?
right?
>>8675147
>pet
>rules
>pokemon RP """"""""""""""rules"""""""""""""""""""
>>8675113
>acquire locker key
aight
time to find the fugging locker
>rolling for it, dice gods mercy plz
>>8675222
>trip
>>8675147
Uh. I think he's fine. Nothin' to worry about but nothin'
>roll to act calm
>>8675303
i peench
>pinch his "butt"
>and by butt i mean cloaca
>>8675303
>he said visibly shaking
Here is the update on the weather
Kanto is sunny
johto is cloudy with light showers
Hoenn is rainy
Sinnoh is cloudy
unova is sunny
Kalos is stormy
alola is sunny
Orres drought continues
>>8675170
>the petting calms her down
>>8675303
>>8675331
>she tries to calm down clancy
>roll to calm him down
>>8675222
...I think I'll keep my shirt on for this at the least.
>Follow the shadesdork.
>>8675335
>Rain.
I see.
>>8675330
>[Sounds of a bird being molested]
>>8675356
>borb status: Calmed
Arright, uh... let's just get 'em to a bed and hope he feels better in a bit, yeah?
>>8675381
yeah, let's do this
i'm not that strong but i can help you carry him to go to sleep
>>8675365
You're under arrest for wearing a shirt in a bath house.
>>8675335
>rain
hiss
>>8675365
i mean
sounds uncomfortable as fuck but like
whatever
>change into the standard towel
>practically everyone knows about dave and his 10 billion scars now, but if you don't i can go back and get the description
>the real question is: is he wearing pants in a bath house?
alright
where we going
one of the sauna roo
>>8675455
OH SHIT
LETS GO
>grab Joshua and bolt into a random room
>rolling for what kind of room
>>8675455
>strip
>>8675420
Arright, uh. Let's just try not to ram 'im into a wall or anythin' on the way over
>>8675455
Wouldn't you have to arrest yourself?
>>8675503
Daver we can j-
>Grabbed.
Okay well... Where are we?
>>8674559
Guzzlord should be fine. He will eat literally anything. However, I can understand your worry for Sliggoo.
>>8675503
This is violation of police.
>>8675553
...
>>8675524
yeah let's be careful
>roll to carry shelldon safely
>>8675887
fug u looker
youre still lame in the future too
>>8675553
sorryyy
interpol arent exactly my biggest fans
something about my time travel
idk i always run off before they can say anything
anyway uhhh
really steamy in here
probs a sauna
Anyone got s discord link?
>>8676058
https://discord.gg/eGK29
>>8675887
Are you okay?
>>8676035
I see.
Are we going to have to fight off the police?
Maybe we should get going.
>>8676035
>>8676178
GHETSIS HYACINTH GROPIUS.
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
WE HAVE THE BUILDING SURROUNDED.
>>8676178
nah theyve never actually tried to do anything bef
>>8676216
....
fuck
uhh
youve got teleporting pokes right
>>8675984
>it all goes well and they put shelldon in his bed
all done, he's safe and sleeping
>>8675984
>>8676272
Still don' understan how honhons and money wielding cats keep breakin' in the damn castle...
>>8676216
Well that's new. And a bit unfair.
>>8676270
...I do.
Where to?
>>8676318
>>8676270
to the smoothie bar
Also known as my bedroom
>>8676302
I don't know either clancy
>she goes to sit on the couch
>she tries to take as little space as possible
>with her hand on the knees
So, clancy...
Do you think that i'm a bother?
That i shouldn't be here?
>>8676350
uh
give me one reason why i should
>>8676318
uhhhhh
that hotel in lavaridge
gotta grab a clothes change
dont think i have time to go back for mine
>>8676423
>pet lobster
We got's plenty a' room. Long as you's good with the capo you's good with me.
>>8676350
...?
>>8676488
Your wish is my command.
>Sigilyph is sent out.
>Teleport to said hotel.
>>8676516
>>8676423
>Roll for lobster to wake up
Wait, I've got it.
Sniffs x Meme x Noodles.
We'll call it Snakes on a Plane
>>8676555
deer god
>>8676516
Okay, i just tought because i got here so suddenly...
That i thought that i wasn't welcome and just barged in your lives
>she looked down
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>>8676555
bad
>>8676569
YES?
>>8676601
is that a quality ship?
>>8676571
(fuck you 4chan, that should have worked)
(test to double check)
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>>8676553
>upgrade pat into full on hug
>>8676570
Eh, it's whattevah. Erryone's gotta end up somewheres. 'Sides a giant pink mantis isn't even the strangest thing that's happened this month.
>>8676555
Nice trips but I'm reserved for Croags because frogmemes is the best ship
>>8676616
I'm just a Zoroark. I don't know shipping protocols. However, I do know one thing: politics. Be sure to vote for me as mayor of Castelia!
>>8676655
>Votes for memefox
>>8676655
>vote for furbait
>>8676631
(fuck you, work this time)
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>>8676530
aight
im gonna go get changed
no peaking
or peak if you want
wonk
>Were you looking for the Discord link m8?
>>8676684
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>>8674773
The one and only for me, Giratina.
>>8676773
giratina is fat and dumb
>>8676669
>>8676680
Thank you, kind citizens! With any luck, I'll be the fuc-, ahem, with any luck and your voices I'll bring change to Castelia as the first Pokemon mayor in history!
>grumble grumble
>>8676571
>>8676631
>>8676684
>>8676761
When I become mayor everyone will be able to triforce!
>>8676793
>pet
>>8676761
(I give up)
(shit be fucked and not working even though it should)
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>>8676655
This is CATALYST RADIO (YEAH), with a a special offer: anyone running for mayor against Fatty McFatterson gets a discount on prime time ad slots!
>>8676841
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>>8676738
Pff. If you say so.
>Peek.
>And no I wasn't. I'll enjoy my position in the "not joining the Discord club" for a while.
>>8676633
oh, okay
i didn't mean like that, but i guess the answer wouldn't change so i'll take it positive
>>8676813
Hey, knock it the fu- uhh, citizen! Please refrain from touching my mane!
>>8676851
>He lowers his voice
Hey, shouldn't I be getting those for free...? N is my trainer.
>Voice picks back up
I urge all running against Hugo to take advantage of this offer!
>>8676945
>do not pet mane
>pet paw instead
>>8676945
>Shines red laser dot on
What new policies do you intend to put into place?
gonna need another link to that discord
>>8677014
https://discord.gg/eGK29
dude who are you
>>8677014
(why didn't you join the first time when you asked)
>>8676877
Yeah, do that. So uh. You's from around here's? Desert ain't exactly the kinda place you'd expect a grass-type to be hangin' around.
>>8677031
(i'm someone different and i'm checking this out for the first time)
>>8677031
(He prob shy)
>>8677190
(You haven't joined yet, bro.)
>>8676872
soooooo
what now man
>Plop down o nthe bed
gym aint open right now
>fugging hell i only just realized i used the wrong peek time to kms
>no mountaintopping here man
>fugging hell at this rate im just gonna put up a perma link
>>8677211
(my apologies, link expired as soon as I went to click on it!)
>>8677050
well, i'm from alola
a human saved me from my old trainer and brought me here
>>8677023
(is it alright if I joined this despite mainly just lurking around here?)
(probably won't either way but just wondering)
>>8677218
https://discord.gg/Bkp6E
(1 day long link, redirect everyone to this post if they ask for another link.)
>>8677219
Saved f...? -oh. Uh. Sorry.
Ssssoooo. Alola. How's that?
>roll to not be awkward af
>>8677254
(The Discord is almost exclusively for OOC chatter, so if you like... Don't talk period you might end up getting kicked.)
>>8677306
*"if you don't talk period"
>>8677272
i didn't leave much my house
but from what i saw from the windows it seemed pretty nice
>>8677333
(Alright. Just not really sure why you'd wanna join in the first place if you weren't going to talk? It's not really that exciting to just lurk in on and watch.)
>>8676945
General offer, yes you do get the ad slots for free I just was not sure if you were going to run.
>>8677306
(And plotting)
>(malicious laughter)
>>8677214
Hm...
Go battling random people?
>I probably still won't join for a bit.
>If anyone hops in claiming to be me it probably isn't me.
>>8677405
(it is a great source of cute shipping tho)
>>8677373
>well this is awkward
>rub lobster until the awkward goes away
>keep in mind you're trying to fight seeming awkward by essentially groaping a seafood dish
Welp. That's... nice. I's think.
>on the couch
>watching tv
>and also dortios.
>>8677610
>pours mountain dew into dorrito bag
>>8677665
>Angry fishy borking
>>8677532
>Lobster shifts slightly, in response to the rubbing
>Happy murmuring
>>8677730
>eats the dewritos
>>8677665
>puts straw into dorito bag
Than you!
>>8677730
hey vapey.
>Eel noise
>>8677773
Hey zorro
Hows it going?
>>8677765
out
please
>fishy borking
>>8677532
(I know it is Borb, my ships are the best)
>>8677509
lets gooo
>Roll to find a trainer willing to battle
>Alright, I'll just kick anyone claiming to be you unless you like
>Give me an ooc notice or something
>>8677532
you don't need to be worried about it clancy, it's okay
i don't mind talking about that
>>8677743
>she smiles
he's better now at least, i well at least he's sleeping well
>>8677803
in a second
>>8677773
>rubber ballon
>rub on fox fur
>static electricity go
>>8677776
>goo noise
>>8677776
>Watch eelbro being weird on the Internet
>Again
>>8677743
>yep, definitely bellyrub the lobster
>>8677848
If you's say so. I ain't gonna push it.
>>8677803
It is going pretty -
>>8677859
>feeze
what?
...
What!
>start backing up into things
>>8677843
Mhm...
>Help Dave find a trainer to battle.
>Thank you.
>I'll be sure to.
>>8677859
>splet
out
or the next one's an ice beam
>borkborkbork
>>8677898
>watch, be too grumpy with intruder to laugh
>>8677848
>Looks a bit happy
>>8677895
>Pleasant lobster squeaks
>>8677879
>>8677887
OKAY!!!
So... What's the plan to get the humans to take our boat in?
>>8677895
>she giggles
you sure are really intimate friends huh
REALLY intimate
but yeah, it's nice to have friends, you guys are the first friends i ever had
>>8677963
he seems to enjoying that clancy
(Dropped because complaints)
>>8678050
(That's a shame.)
(Was fun to watch while it lasted.)
>>8677975
Heh heh, we send a message to the humans that this ship is ready to be towed, then goobaby messes up their brains into repairing it for free, heh heh.
Perfect plan, heh.
>>8677963
>snuggle dat squeaky crustacean
>>8677997
...I's got no clue what you tryin' to imply here's.
>nuzzle shellfish neck
>platonically
>>8677975
i hypnotize their boss and make them fix the boat, does that sound good?
>>8677975
>Splet eelfriend
Either pay for iiit.
Or have Nirie hypnotize sternnn.
>>8678103
Or that.
>>8678103
Message in Morse preferably. Unless you think there's a human dockworker who happens to be an expert translator for privateering sea food.
>>8677952
yesss
finally
thank you guide pigeon
>gotta wait for someone to bring out a npc hold up
>fugging dave and his odds
>watch him get a quads fail for not choking at some point
>>8678103
>>8678136
Gask's idea is good!
>>8678144
Yeah yeah!!!
>>8678169
Ooooh, yes.
>>8678109
nothing really
just that you two are really close
nothiing more
but you two are good friends
i hope it all goes well with you two
>>8678093
(people in discord were complaining about Oak being OOC from the games and shit)
(and it was obvious by the tone that they wanted me to drop him)
>>8678169
>[Muffled Bloody Stream in the distance]
>>8676976
Citizen, what are you doing?
>Move paw away
>>8677002
Pokemon rights, starting with undoing Hugo's policies.
>>8677444
Of course I was. N would've been disappointed if I didn't, and then he would've pouted at me. Having your kid pout at you sucks.
>>8678287
Petting a cute fox.
>touch fluffy tail
>>8678109
>Hug bird in sleep
>Platonically
>>8678336
>(I have no alcohol and I must DRINK)
>>8678226
...Not seein' it
>>8678353
>platonically squeeze lobster to the best of hollow-boned ability
Unf. Mine.
>platonically
>>8678336
Tonight.
>>8678353
>>8678505
Yeah, it's pretty platonic...
>she starts blushing
>"is this how friends interact with one another?"
>"maybe i was wrong the whole time"
>she embarrassedly goes next to the two and hugs them
Platonically of course
>>8678505
>filename is not a paragraph
(I must ree)
>>8678313
>Zoroark doesn't have a tail
>You just touched his butt
.... That's at least mildly inappropriate.
>>8678170
I think the trainers are all asleep today.
>RIP Dave.
>May you rest.
>>8678629
...Hi.
>>8678716
(they can't all be gems anon)
>>8678800
Oh. Whoops. At least i didn't grab the other side.
>>8678827
That's how friends act together right?
I never had friends before
Did i do something wrong
>she starts to get away from the hug and goes back to where she was
I'm sorry
>>8678287
Good, good. Do come in the studio soon to get the recoding going.
>Resist urge to touch fluffy hair
>thread is dead because discord
>>8678827
>>8678885
>Lobster hugs everybody while sleeping
>Roll for tightness, 1 being loose, 9 being bone crushing
>>8678955
everybody fawning over the new guy who put noodles in his place
>>8678955
>Thread is ded because Skitters is waiting for replies to Zoroark
>>8678862
Heh, yeah, I guess so. Just be a bit more careful, I don't want a scandal right off the bat.
>>8678946
I'll be there tomorrow.
>>8678807
skitts doesnt want to rp with you
>>8678885
...Oh. Uh. Sure. You're fine.
>>8678976
>decently tight
>perfectly acceptable
Hhngh
>>8679044
anon y u lyin
>>8679043
>scratch ear in a non-sexual or controversial way
Yeah, that'd be a nightmare.
>>8679044
>HB biggest liar of the year yet again
>>8678807
fugging hell
you sure there isnt like
a hypno around here
kidnapping kids and shit
normally theres a snot nosed youngster joey wanting to battle
>no rest for the dave
>not even death can save him
>>8678976
>clover is hugged too
>it's tight enough, but not tight that she doesn't get hurt
he's pretty strong
>>8679053
okay...
... do you think Gladion has any interesting games on his computer? I've found myself at a loss for what to do without any busywork to complete.
>>8679439
You know your Zoroark is trying to take over a city, right?
>>8679113
No kidding. Removed from office before even getting in office.
>>8679459
I'm running for mayor, that's not really taking over a city. This isn't Almia, we have a democracy.
>>8679501
ALMIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8679501
>rub fluffy chest
Well, best of luck to you my man. You've definitely got my vote.
"Anyone know where to get some action around here?"
>>8679459
I know that he's running for mayor, considering I asked him to.
>Continue looking for something to play on Gladion's computer
>>8679595
What kind'a action ya lookin' for, anon?
>>8679526
ALMIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8679550
Thank you, citizen! Here, have a sticker!
>Zoroark reaches into his mane and pulls out a Zoroark sticker
>>8679043
See you soon, then.
>>8679459
It was N's idea. And it gets my vote (the idea, since I can't vote for Zoroark himself).
>seaweed: be the sneakweed
>rrreve up that transmitter
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>>8679697
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>>8679609
"Well I ain't signing up to be no hero. Maybe pokemon battling, taking out a group of assholes, I don't know something interesting."
>>8679718
Wait, who the hel-
>re-rev that transmitter
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>>8679697
>>8679753
uhh al, what are you doing?
>>8679718
>Splet seaweeds transmitter
- .... .. ... / .. ... / -. --- - / .- / .-. --- -.-. -.- / ... .--. . .- -.- .. -. --. / .-- . / -. . . -.. / .- -. / . -. --. .. -. . / ..-. --- .-. / --- ..- .-. / ... .... .. .--. / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / .... . .-.. .--.
>>8679753
>>8679792
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>>8679776
...I accidentally called a demigod.
>>8679720
Sounds like a Valor sorta thing to me desu fampai. Candela's lookin' for some new interns, if you wanna help her out on her research.
>>8679832
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>>8679849
How did you even get his number??
>clover is still being hugged by shelldon
>she us enjoying the hug, no one ever hugged her before, not even her trainer
>she's a bit red but is happy that she is with friends
>>8679885
Yellowpages.
>>8679864
"Research? What type of research? I'm all ears. Better be something worth my fucking time, and not some boring office work bs."
>>8679925
>FIX NOSE
>>8679885
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>return to peering into diamond and pearl's hotel room window
>>8679697
>>8679753
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>>8679849
well, i hope that doesn't go badly
>>8679636
I'm glad to here you approve of it.
... do you have any suggestions for games? I'm bored and have a Steam giftcard.
>>8679939
MERCIFUL FUG THE PAI- oh. Thanks.
>>8679978
...
>>8679987
Don't suppose you have a latitude/longitude chart anywhere?
>>8680007
(*hear, fuck me, but also fuck you autocorrect)
>>8679925
Really?
Cool.
>>8679961
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>>8679978
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>>8680015
well i'll go look for one mentally and try to teleport it
>roll for success
>>8679891
>Lobster sighs happily, still asleep, and hugging them
>>8680007
(Slime Rancher? Shovel Night? Hotline Miami 2? Stardew Valley?)
>>8680072
STARDEW VALLEY YES
>>8679931
Pffft, say that to Candela's face and see how quickly she kicks your ass. Candela researches the strength of domesticated Pokemon vs the strength of wild Pokemon. Lots of battling.
>>8679891
>>8680064
>group hug: habbenin'
>>8680007
Slime Rancher
>>8680007
>Steal hair tie.
>>8680024
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>>8680029
>nope no chart
>>8680015
sorry al, i couldn't find any nearby, sorry bout that
>>8680133
I think the gun is handling the negotiations anyway. Appropriate.
>>8680113
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>>8680133
>>8680155
I've got it guys!
Or I think so at least.
>>8680072
>>8680083
>>8680104
(Famalam this was N asking people what to play. I'd play HM 2 if I weren't still playing HM 1. rip Jacket, I suck at HM.)
I can't say I've heard of any of those games, but it looks like Gladion already has Hotline Miami 2 on here.
What are Stardew Valley and Slime Rancher like?
>>8680109
>Hair tie: stolen
>There's practically no pictures of N with his hair down, why have you done this to me
>His hair slowly poofs out
... but why?
>>8680007
Any specific genres?
But while the topic is still hot: Simcity 4, Cities:Skylines.
>>8680196
Because I can.
Stardew Valley is a great relaxation game.
>>8680196
Stardew valley is like.. A farming simulator-y rpg-y kinda game. It has more traditional rpg elements too, but it's a lot like the Harvest Moon series at the core.
>>8680095
"Ok I that actually seems, not boring surprisingly. But I doubt she'd be able to kick my ass. But I do know some strong women so I'll give her the benefit of a doubt and say she might be able to throw in a few hits."
>>8680155
well, work for us i guess
at least we don't have to do anything for now
>>8680183
hell yeah
let's get ready but first, al let's do this
>high five the seaweed
>>8680183
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>>8680239
(Uh.... Are you Gladi, or just a guy who tried to use Jacket as a faceclaim?)
>>8680247
>high five the... fetus
Indeed.
>>8680239
...?
>>8680239
"Crap. Looks like I added an extra letter on accident. Ignore that (I) in the beginning"
>>8680254
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>>8680272
>>8680247
We in there!!
>>8680295
Dankweed
>>8680295
dude please do not
>>8680268
(Nevermind, I'm fucking stupid. Roll to fucking kms)
>>8680239
Wellllll.... I mean. Not her. But her team. How do you feel about Moltres?
where the fucking fuck are all the trainers
what is this shit
hoenn really is hell wtf
>>8680247
>SLAP ASS
>>8680300
Perfect, now we wait for them
>>8680205
None in particular. I just happen to be incredibly bored.
Simcity 4 is...?
>>8680229
>>8680235
>Keeping his hair out of his face is a losing battle
Well. That certainly sounds like a relaxing game. I'll consider it.
>Fuckin hell, why is there so little art of N with his hair down
>Gotta fuckin pick up everyone elses slack at some point
>>8680276
"Holy shit! Jacket! it's actually you! I've been dying to meet you!"
>>8680304
"Sunnyside up"
>Attempt to clean up ship again.
>>8680300
Heh heh heh, good job.
>>8680324
>slapped
woah, who did that?
oh,what a cutie, who are you?
i'm nirie
>>8680375
>equip vaporwave flavored notepad
>"hey punched in any faces recently?"
>>8680376
>ships pretty clean
>nice
>>8680393
>Roll to slam dunk Nirie into the trash.
>>8680426
>Success.
>>8680422
"Hell yeah. They say imitation is the sincerest from of flattery, and I love your work"
>>8680304
(what the shit, the one fucking evens I get and its a fucking suicide roll. Thanks dice. Cough cough looks like I'll see you fuckers in hell. Someone tamp my fucking parents for me.)
>>8680375
Uh huh. Famalasada you are defs Valor material. Dunno where Candela is right now, just follow the sounds of screamin and you should find her.
>>8680463
"Sorry I meant to say we love your work. Stupid phone"
>>8680440
>slam dunked in the trash
I guess i'll stay here
>stays on the trash in shame like the garbage that he is
>roll not to cry in shame
>>8680463
>>8680477
>"thanks capital t"
>"hey if you happen by a guy with shades and a funny cape pretend to be a mute around him"
>"trust me it'll be funny as hell"
>"also if you want fights harder than any youve ever seen follow the dude around"
>>8680374
Great, have fun.
>Beep.
>>8680320
>Shoot hairtie at Dave.
Wanna go to Slateport?
>>8680501
>pet the slimy baby thing
...I honestly don't know what to say in this situation. Have a hug.
>>8680473
"Your going to have to be a little more specific then, follow the screaming. I hear screaming on a daily basis so it's difficult to follow said advice"
>>8680507
"Will do. But I do have a big mouth. So no promises. "
>>8680501
>Pull out the goobabb
Heh heh, no moping now.
>>8680537
yeah sure
whats in slateport
i stg if we go there and its the ip im fucking
idk
doing a fucking swandive off of the nearest cliff or some shit
>>8680507
>>8680595
>squint
>probs not visible because what are shades but still
>its the thought that counts
>squint
THERE IS A ZOROARK ON THE CASTELIA MAYORAL BALLOT.
THERE IS A POKEMON.
ON THE BALLOT.
FOR MY FUTURE JOB.
THIS CANNOT BE LEGAL.
. . .
get the interns, please tell me I can arrest N for this, get me every relevant case law item...
>>8680595
Oooooookay, that's kinda.
I'm not gonna judge your lifestyle choices man.
Nope.
Anyway uh, she's... Tall, black hair, dark skin, white jacket, probably a lesbian?
>>8680623
Cafes? I bet we can find something fun to do. If we really need to dodge the cops I can pull something out.
C'mon.
>Yoink the shadesnerd.
>Off to Slateport.
>>8680664
Actually, looking at every related law to mayoral elections, It's entirely legal.
>>8680594
Thanks, al well, who is she?
>hugs back the seaweed
>>8680619
What is wrong with her, she slaps my as and when i flirt back she throws me in the thrash
>>8680595
>"you gotta it'll be great i promise"
>>8680623
>wink
>>8680664
>Video recorder: On
>fatrant.mp4 recorded
>Cyberwarp away before they notice
>>8680623
IP's chasing you?
Well, hell, I didn't think you were the sort to do anything to get them riled.
You need the number for a good attorney?
>>8680736
She's crazy, heh.
>>8680736
...
>Pat.
>Meanwhile, near the S.S. Cactus...
>Tooooooooooot
>>8680725
That's a load of Grumpig dung, there's got to be something...
. . .
wait a second, why are the new guys empty-handed?
Are you telling me nobody's pulled this stunt before and gotten shut down?
>>8680751
What was that?
>Suspicious squinting at open air
No matter. I can still ensure that one scofflaw is brought to justice this evening, and it's not like the Pokemon can actually win.
>>8680830
>hide under something as well as a giant dragon made of seaweed and poison can
>prepare to sludge wave in case we need emergency goo baby rescue
>Vote for the sneakfox
>climb into a hole and never return
>>8680837
Do not worry citizen, I am a well rounded Pokemon with years of experience dealing with people, and I can assure you that the city shall be in good hands once I win. Well, figuratively, for the most part.
>>8680871
Thank you, citizen! Remember, every vote for me is a vote for the safety of your Pokémon and ability to battle!
>>8680771
well, then i hope she doesn't do that anymore
>>8680787
thanks...
is she related to you?
well time to do my work
>>8680830
>he gets ready and starts focusing the last digit is the ammount of posts until he's ready to mind control
>>8680912
You can do it sneaky foxxo!
>>8680950
>that was quick
>hee's already ready to use whenever is necessary
>>8680830
>>8680869
>TOOOOT
>The tugboats are anchoring the ship
>A few sailors are scouting the ship deck, they don't see anyone...
>>8680950
>Sailors mind hacced
>>8680695
>yoink'd
sure thing
what you got like
a secret weapon or some shit
>>8680760
i didn do nuffin
something about bla bla time travel bla bla tell us all the secrets about the future bla bla
idk i kinda bolted
>>8680750
uhh
sup bb
>wonk
"Sorry I took so long had to deal with personal business"
>>8680694
"I'll keep an eye out, thanks"
>>8680750
"Uhh..."
>>8680623
...
>>8680664
>Votes for Sneakfox
>>8680830
Oh boy.
>>8680950
Nirieee!
Uhhh, we can't speak people sooo.
Can you translate for us?
>>8681017
I do. But I can't tell you.
See anywhere you-
>>8680912
>Appear in rafters.
>Snap hairtie at.
>Teleport away.
>>8681017
-'re interested in?
>>8680664
All that is needed to be a mayoral candidate is enough signatures and be knowledgeable enough about civic law and leadership. And the Zoroark has certainly beat you in skill.
>>8680751
Good job.
>>8680912
Hands, paws, claws, as long they're good I do not complain.
>>8681015
>make them act natural and whenever it goes south
>>8681039
i'll try
>tell the telepatically
good evening peers
we need help
>>8680912
Hey there. My name's Johnathan Stantler.
While I originally intended to run for mayor, I have elected to keep this a two-candidate race for reasons which I assure the public are in no way related to a major political party losing the paperwork and missing the filing deadline.
I would like to officially endorse you as a candidate.
You're doing the gods' work, and you have my full support.
>>8681086
(Don't get to political desu, don't want /pol/posting here.)
>>8681075
>The sailors are doing their job
Are you the contractor?
Nice catch, I have to say.
>>8681161
>Watch them do their thing
>Observant fishtol sounds
>>8681075
Thank youuu.
>>8680912
I'm not going to dignify this charade any further.
>>8681058
Of course you would say that, you're one of Catalyst's fanatics.
>>8681086
Hah, this shouldn't be too strenuous if I'm effectively running unopp-
Wait, what!?
You're actually ENDORSING this!?
This is a bad joke, even for you.
Now that the race is closed though, I can just let the endorsements roll in...
( Echoing >>8681152, we'll be good as long as you don't bring RL politics in here. I mainly picked Christie as a faceclaim because nobody on either side takes him seriously anymore.)
>>8681161
>peek out from closet
>Sneaky Seaweed Sounds
>>8681261
>PULL BACK INTO CLOSET
>>8681036
yo
whats shaking sugartits
>>8681052
oooo secret secret weapon
nice
ill find out your secret some day man
ok uh
lets not go in a gay bath house this time
how about that cafe
not the cat one
.... okay maybe the cat one
>>8681152
( No probs, I'm not going full /pol/. )
( the primary purpose of the post was to say "oops submissions are closed, it really is just gonna be rusefox versus Grumpig-Man" )
>>8681277
EEP-
Necrozma-chan, I...
>>8681277
. . .
>Urge to ask a dumb question intensifies
>>8681300
SHH
>>8681319
YES?
YOU CANNOT HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROCK
>>8681239
do not worry Unovaa I for one will never indoors Huge Gunterson. i not even allowed indoors
>>8680989
>>8681036
I thank you for your support citi-
>>8681052
>Loud yelping
Unfortunately not the first attempt on my life!
>>8681086
Thank you for your support!
>>8681239
Ah, but that means you have already lost. One who fails to acknowledge his competition is one who rolls over for it.
>>8681161
yes i am
it is my best catch, so what do you think
>since most of the crew is already controlled they roll with it
>>8681227
>saying telephatically
they are asking if i'm the contractor i said that i was in your stead
they say it's a nice catch
>>8681346
It's not that this time, but thanks for the heads-up.
Are there things we're not supposed to do with the rocks, like... say... liberate things from my dead ex-bosses and/or their clients? Just hypothetically.
>pokerface
>>8681280
Cat cafe it is then.
>Yoink him inside.
What do you want to get?
>>8681409
Dangit.
>>8681411
Yeah it is!
Uhhhh, if things get hard to explain I can take over! Maybe.
I had an ideaaa.
>>8681426
I REALLY CANT BE BOTHERED TO CARE
YOU ARE UNDER MY DOMINION WHEN THE TIME COMES THOUGH
DO WHAT YOU WANT IN THE MEANTIME
>>8681280
>Keeps cool for now
>Thumbs up
>Hopefully nothing to funny happens or his cover is blown
>>8681465
>talking telephatically with remi
>"that's a good idea, i'll connect your mind to the capitain"
>"and mask your voice to sound like mine so no suspicion gets on us"
>>8681483
Fuckin' rad, bossman, thanks.
I'll be caught up on the actually-legit child support payments in no time.
>Ollie: remember shitty crime syndicate's clients, go case some joints
>>8681411
Heh, many men wanted to get this thing back to the seas, you should tell us your secrets. Just kidding.
>The sailors have finished anchoring the S.S. Cactus, the tugboats start pulling the ship to the Slateport dockyards
>>8681517
wat.
>Mind is full of eels
>And splets
>This is probably counterproductive.
>>8681432
uhhh shit
do they have booze
or like fucking
coke
idk whats the most flamboyantly gay drink you can think of
gotta keep my gay license somehow
>>8681514
aight
dude whered your jacket go
isnt that thing your life force or some shit
whisper sweet morse to me clucker
>>8681377
I'm sure no one will mind if you outdoors him. His head would make excellent target practice.
>>8681663
>The cosmic winds of homosexuality whisper to Dave
>"Get an appletini."
>>8681514
...?
>>8681663
Who's your friend?
Oh! How about an appletini?
>He orders Dave an appletini and himself a soda.
>>8681432
>cat cafe
ONE OPTION