[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/npg/ - Neopets general Lesbian faerie sex edition Previou

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Thread replies: 300
Thread images: 83

/npg/ - Neopets general

Lesbian faerie sex edition

Previous thread >>8642318

>New to the /npg/ or Neopets in general?
If you have ANY questions, ask and someone should respond. Things are getting active again.

>I remember this! What's changed in my absence?
http://www.neopets.com/~ArentIPretty

>Basic guides for newbies:
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=newbies

>Ghoul Catchers
http://www.neopets.com/games/ghoulcatchers/
Play for up to 50K a day.

>Daily visits guide
http://thedailyneopets.com/dailies

>Food Club Bet page links
http://foodclub.daqtools.info/
http://www.neopets.com/~Boochi_Target

>Any new pets?
http://www.neopets.com/petinfo.phtml?type=Vandagyre&r=959

>Scripts?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16z66J6D10x5o46-fClMKpTSqzrKujSDDl2BHH_jSHOY/edit?usp=sharing

>Puzzle Adventure Codes
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OmeDUPOuXDcq3SK5Jla1-8-mqRpmkHq4A6-UPutoXqo/edit?usp=sharing

>How did I get RS banned so fast?
Neopian shops now automatically and randomly clear themselves. To check if you're actually banned or not, go check on the Neoboards or go into other shops.

>Why are you guys playing this?
Mainly nostalgia. And to make some in-game dosh.

>Why am I so poor?
Feel free to ask for advice! For newcomers, the battledome is a steady source of income and is a good way to get started.
Battledome rewards are here, with both per-arena and per-opponent lists: http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=battle_prizes

>WHAT ARE THESE BIRTHDAY PETS?
Adopt for a stat-boosting cupcake, then dump back in the pound. You can only get one cake a day.

>Thinking about joining? Be nice, and let someone refer you to sign up so they can get prizes!
http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=
Add your username to the end of that url to make a link that has you as the referrer!
http://www.neopets.com/refer/index.phtml
>>
>>8665027

Was it me, or did last thread get deleted?
>>
>>8665131
Some autist was apparently spamming /trash/ and some of the slower threads got pushed off the board. At least two entire pages were nothing but spam threads.
>>
File: tumblr_ncp1jaJnRt1tk4n64o1_1280.png (456KB, 973x975px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ncp1jaJnRt1tk4n64o1_1280.png
456KB, 973x975px
>>
I need help for the battle faerie

Kyrii Warrior Helmet
>>
Daily dare prizes are being awarded

I got 1k neopoints and an action figure
>>
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Sorry for being late! Turmaculus is still awake for about another half an hour!

>>8665489

Assuming you're averse to using the Quests Neoboards to ask people to (Super) Shop Wizard the item for you, thankfully, there is another way.

NeoCodex's Item Database not only lists item prices, rarity, & other data, but they also provide links to user shops that are selling the item!

So here's a link for you, since it doesn't seem like anyone has helped you yet: http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=xunexaltedx&buy_obj_info_id=68173&buy_cost_neopoints=1175


Unfortunately, the downsides to them -aside from possibly being unapproved, so I'd be careful mentioning them on the Neopets website- is that they only list 1 Shop Wizard "section".

Yes, they list multiple shops, & they do change their listings, but when you search with the regular Shop Wizard, he lists the cheapest shops selling that item, but only shops who's owners' names begin with a specific character.

IIRC, these "first character groupings" are pre-decided. Like _, k & x. Or e, r, & 4.

Hence, NeoCodex user shop links, while readily available, & more regularly & changed aren't necessarily the cheapest, since they only give you 1 Shop Wizard section listing's shops, which could have total rip-off prices.

The price the site suggests for the items & the shop prices may not always match-up, & I've found NC's price listings to often be noticeably higher than say, JN's.

Just a bit of warning, if you'll pardon all my rambling back there.


Here's the link again, just in case: http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=xunexaltedx&buy_obj_info_id=68173&buy_cost_neopoints=1175
>>
>>8666555

>Spend so long typing I forgot about the Turmaculus part of my post.

He's awake for about another 20 minutes now, not half an hour! My bad, sorry!
>>
>>8666555
Checked

sdefence, strength, and health have increased!

Thanks
>>
faeries are gay
>>
>>8666555
Some sections of the Wiz are regularly cheaper than others as well. The f&s section seems to have the cheapest prices (or close to it) much more often than would be expected if it were distributed uniformly.
>>
Which trophy did you bastards get?
>>
>>8666999
The basic one

Checked
>>
So the general consensus is to hold onto the stamp and book right?
>>
>>8668231
And if possible try to get some more if you can find any at a really low price.
>>
>>8668247
How long do you usually hold for? Is there a sweet spot?
>>
>>8668275
There isn't really a soft spot, check every month or so to see if the price is good enough for you.
I usually let it get to about 3 times the price it was when it was released, normally takes about 7 or 8 months.
>>
>Chadley was cheating at the flash games
I dunno about you guys but I found that funny.
>>
>>8669735
>cheating
>his scores are still piss poor
Jesus, Chadley.
>>
>>8669735
Well then that makes two of us.
>>
File: 29_by_bogling-db4ma2a.png (634KB, 1024x1352px) Image search: [Google]
29_by_bogling-db4ma2a.png
634KB, 1024x1352px
>>
Working on a NT comic as standards seem pretty low nowadays
>>
File: IMG_20170410_220635_01.jpg (1MB, 2166x4160px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20170410_220635_01.jpg
1MB, 2166x4160px
>>8672108
Behold
>>
File: rip np.png (350KB, 960x340px) Image search: [Google]
rip np.png
350KB, 960x340px
>You do not have any winning bets!
>>
Anyone got any neopets merch they would like to post?
>>
>>8674316
Same, was pretty confident on my 5 arena bets though.
>>
>>8672108
Thinking of making some pseudo-meta-meme derivative neopets comics for it too, using ms-paint ofc.
>>
>>8669735
The most concerning part of this storyline is the implication that "Freezing" is a literal term
>>
File: jubjub.png (330KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
jubjub.png
330KB, 500x500px
ten
>>
So, what did you all think of this year's Daily Dare? Fun? Good prizes?
Frankly, I liked that although the Gold was for always beating Chadley, the more favorable prizes were almost always for beating him instead of Abigail, so that you didn't have to sacrifice getting a prize you want to get the grand prize.

I only wish the Team Challenge system was more lenient.

Also: http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Oh, and don't forget to claim your prizes: http://www.neopets.com/games/dd/index.phtml
>>
>Page 10

Also, it's level gambling time: http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml
>>
>Page 10 again
>>
>>8684147
Can you not post shit like this
>>
>>8685350

My apologies. I suppose I should have been more considerate that some dislike lewds of Neopets & furry stuff like that.
I'll try to avoid posting more stuff like that.
>>
I've started playing Neoquest 2 these days and i'm wondering, is it worth it to but better wands for Mipsy? It doesn't seem like they increase the spell damage, and that's the only thing i really use with him (?). It seems like a waste of gold.
>>
Hey guys, anyone know of a good script for the new Battledome that auto-fills the loadout I want and auto-fights? So I don't have to do this shit everyday manually?
>>
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Just woke up, sorry. Turmaculus is/was awake.

>>8686522
>>8687010

Sadly, I'm not sure I can help you two. Wish I could though.
>>
You can change one thing about Neopets, with the goal of reviving it's player base.

What do you do?
>>
File: 1485642194041.jpg (48KB, 565x486px) Image search: [Google]
1485642194041.jpg
48KB, 565x486px
>>8689154
Unfreeze every single account.
It's fucking retarded but the shitstorm would spark interest easily.
>>
>>8689154
Allow 18+ discussion boards on the site.
>>
>>8689154
bring back scientology
>>
>>8689154
Revamp the whole thing to put the economy aspect of the site into the spotlight, like, make the stock market functional, make the official shops follow more of a supply/demand rule putting items that sell faster restock at slightly higher prices each time, etc.
I really think the whole economy thing of Neopets is really unique to any game really, they should focus more on it.
>>
>>8689469
It's not really that unique. Literally every MMO that allows any sort of selling between players becomes an economy simulator, and usually dies off because it's always infinitely more profitable to just buy and sell instead of actually playing the game.

If you want to play a game that's pretty much built around its economy, just play EVE Online.
>>
>>8689605
With Neopets buying and selling is big part of the game, and is intertwined with the other features, like battledome weapons and quests, not like most MMOs that it's just something you do with your unneeded loot, and unrelated to the bigger picture.
>>
File: 58590351_p3.jpg (64KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]
58590351_p3.jpg
64KB, 700x700px
>>
>>8689647
>buying and selling is big part of the game
Especially because you have to have a ton of money just to start generating income from interest alone, like real life.
>>
>>8689647
With most MMOs buying and selling is big part of the game, and is intertwined with the other features, like weapons and quests, not like Neopets that it's just something you do with your unneeded loot, and unrelated to the bigger picture.
>>
>>8689154
Stop requiring birthday to log in so I can get my account back. Will add +1 to playerbase which is good enough.
>>
>>8689154
Get the site on mobile already. It doesn't even seem like it would be that difficult to get some of the most popular site features and games mobile-compatible.

And if we're talking about fixing the economy, there need to be some actual, substantial NP sinks that are worth doing. Wheel of Extortion is only good until you get the avatar, Hidden Tower doesn't get visited often enough to have much effect, and all the other NP sinks are so paltry they make basically zero difference to inflation.

Things like:

Paying NP instead of codestones for instant-finish or reduced-time training courses. The NP price would have to be calibrated so that it's always somewhat more than the price of the codestones it would take.

A hybrid of the Abandoned Attic and Charity Corner, where you get an item for donating NP, and a larger donation has better chances of getting a high-rarity item. As a daily rather than a one-off event, so we can steadily siphon NP off of the economy.
>>
>>8691080
Agree with mobile points.

I'm on my phone for two weeks and playing dice a roo was very difficult. It could be easy.
>>
>>8691080
Neopets really needs to hit that mobile market. The casual playstyle and collection of 1-minute minigames is already perfectly designed for mobile. They just need to make it accessible to that potential userbase.
>>
>>8691930
There's no way to do it with flash.
>>
>>8692174
Everyone and their mother knows their way around unity these days, not being able to use outdated software isn't really an excuse.
>>
>>8692174
They had a mobile app almost ready for release with many of the games already converted to a mobile-friendly format. Then JumpStart bought Neopets and tossed that project away in favor of some vague plan that they still haven't gotten around to implementing.
>>
>>8692504
>with many of the games already converted to a mobile-friendly format.
allegedly
>>
File: clip+(2017-03-14+at+07.59.07).jpg (124KB, 496x496px) Image search: [Google]
clip+(2017-03-14+at+07.59.07).jpg
124KB, 496x496px
post dead pets
>>
>80% chance to tank fc
>tank

Dude wtf
>>
File: 1482372478311.png (17KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]
1482372478311.png
17KB, 900x900px
10.12:10
>>
24:10

Not bad.
>>
bunp
>>
>>8696276
>>
File: neo habi.png (122KB, 500x300px) Image search: [Google]
neo habi.png
122KB, 500x300px
>>8693249
>>
>page 10
>>
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

About half an hour left to get blasted.
>>
File: ObeliskWarEventBanner.jpg (46KB, 440x200px) Image search: [Google]
ObeliskWarEventBanner.jpg
46KB, 440x200px
I've been pretty lazy & negligent in tallying up the results so far, but this round, it seems like The Seekers have the majority of people joining, as such, I highly recommend joining them.
They also have a nice boon in the form of Bank Bribery.

Also supporting them is that they're due for a win, having not won since January 16th, 2017.
The Thieves & Order, meanwhile, are much less due for a win, having last won on February 13th, 2017, and March 13th, 2017, respectively.
(Unlucky 13 anyone?)

This also ambiguously adds on that abundant, avid avatar achievers are after the Avatar for the Seekers, giving them that much more of a chance to win this round.


GUIDES: http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=tyrannian_battleground
http://www.sunnyneo.com/battledome/skirmishbattles.php
JOIN HERE: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/


YOU HAVE LESS THAN 24 HOURS REMAINING TO JOIN A FACTION. DON'T FORGET IT, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT.

Good luck!
>>
woah hey look at that I remembered to join a faction
>>
>>8703391

Good on ya', pal! Here's hoping you joined the Seekers!

Also, sorry for being late, but don't forget to wake up Turmaculus! Maybe you'll get a Strength point to help you in the upcoming Skirmish round!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

He's only awake for another half an hour or so, /npg/!! Good luck!
>>
>>8703626
I joined the order
>>
Favourite species of neopet

Mines buzz
>>
>>8704910
I like Bori
>>
>>8704910
Krawks are p cool
>>
>>8703287
Thanks Senpai! Was eagerly waiting for your input

Also, don't forget to GET BLASTED Anon
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
>>
>>8705663

Oh, why thank you, anon!

Mind you, I didn't tally the Neoboards too well this week, so hopefully Seekers doesn't end up being the wrong choice.
Given their "due"-ness for a win, though & what numbers I have seen putting odds in their favor, Bank Bribery being a good boon, compared to Cartogriphication & most of what The Thieves have to offer, I'm pretty confident about them The Seekers this round.

BLASTED.
>>
>>8704910
Shoyru, I'm the turboest turbopleb
>>
>>8705740
>tfw thieves is the only avatar I need
>>
>>8706770
Aw man that sucks dude, I got the thieves just a couple rounds ago when they had a win. The only one I need if the Seekers win now is the Awakened.

It seems like in my experience that all the factions cycle through pretty much evenly, so you won't have to wait more than a couple months.
>>
>>
What gallery should I go for?
>>
>>8710185
snails gallery
>>
>>8704910

Hissi
>>
>It's a tanked episode
Getting tired of this one, guys.
>>
File: Bear_Nuts_Tanked_by_jmh3k.jpg (263KB, 772x900px) Image search: [Google]
Bear_Nuts_Tanked_by_jmh3k.jpg
263KB, 772x900px
>>
File: t_1501.gif (7KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]
t_1501.gif
7KB, 150x150px
16:10
>>
>>8710185
Retired stuff
>>
What's your favorite daily, /npg/?
>>
>>
File: tarla.gif (7KB, 300x150px) Image search: [Google]
tarla.gif
7KB, 300x150px
14:10
>>
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

You know what time it is.
>>
>>8720720
>>8720720
>ROOOOAARRR!!! - The snowager rears up and fires a MASSIVE icy blast at you and your Neopets!!! Oh no!!!
>no av
Eternal suffering time
>>
>page 9
>>
I can take the leader of the seekers on hard and knock him out in one move.
720+str boost

Who else /fitpet/ here?
>>
>>8722742

>Didn't join the Seekers, which (AFAIK) have the advantage in number of joiners, good Boon incentive, and due-ness for a win.

I honestly worry that you might not get the victory you're hoping for, & will be sad for that.
But I'm also sad that you didn't join The Seekers and aren't on my side.
...Well, in any case, here's hoping for good luck for all of us.


As for my pet, currently 273 dmg max with Lens Flare via 2 Yooyu Knuckle Dusters. Then again, I train without Cupcakes.
>>
>>8722857
I need the thieves avatar, as soon as I get that I will join "the best" factions
>>
>>8723027

Ah. I have all the avatars already, but in my opinion, it's better to join a faction likely to win & get boons than join a faction unlikely to win in the hopes of getting the avatar. Better to just go with the "best" factions until the one you need is set-up for a win, you know?

Still, good luck to you, & at least you didn't join The Thieves out of spite or something like that!
>>
>kitchen quest will award points to any pet, not just your active

Why
>>
File: Screenshot_20170413-102614.png (714KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170413-102614.png
714KB, 1080x1920px
7 nerkmids
>>
Bump
Don't forget your skirmish fights
>>
>>8722742
My pet is only at 250 boost but I have HT swords and some defence gear plus a freezer. I do lack a good healer though
>>
http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

TURMACULUS IS AWAKE

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

SNOWAGER IS ASLEEP

GO GET YOUR PETPETS EATEN AND YOUR NEOPETS BLASTED
ALSO, YOUR FREE STUFF.

Good luck, /npg/!!
>>
http://www.neopets.com/neggfest/y19/

Negg festival is live
>>
>>8726231
I went to the mysterious negg cave and got the prize. Some shitty food item and a "buy nc from the mall" item.
>>
>>8726231
Can I get an avatar from this yes or no
>>
>>8726231
Which negg should I pick?????
>>
>>8726310
The prize is taken from a random pool of items for each negg, people have been getting a lot of wearables from all of them, willow egg seems to be giving a lot of people a book, me included, so i'd open that one
>>
>>8726310
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=festival_of_neggs

Willow negg has a choice of a book or two wearables, would go with that
>>
>>8726303
Probably, if you find each egg every day
>>
kill topsy
>>
>>8727295
Why is he so fucking weird looking
>>
>>8727295
Bring Rosie back.
>>
I auctioned my willowed dress for 1k at 1k increments. It went for 70k in the end.

There's ones available for 40k on shop Wizard

Kek
>>
>>8728666
It will probably hit 10k towards the end of the event, people are dumb to be buying anything right now.
>>
Got my account back, lads! It only took 2 weeks.
>>
>>8729150
sounds like a record to me
>>
>>8729196
It wasn't through a support ticket, I just happened to get lucky. Apparently I set my birthday to today.
>>
>>8728247
He was designed by a bona fide furry
>>
File: KISAMAAA.png (130KB, 506x350px) Image search: [Google]
KISAMAAA.png
130KB, 506x350px
>>8727295
>>
>>8728247

Dickhead haircut
Mouth constantly agape
>>
File: tumblr_ndk8t5jvrV1tk4n64o1_1280.png (117KB, 502x622px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ndk8t5jvrV1tk4n64o1_1280.png
117KB, 502x622px
>>
fuckin busted
>>
2:10
>>
>>8733339
Same.
>>
>>
File: .png (32KB, 969x264px) Image search: [Google]
.png
32KB, 969x264px
>>8722742
My pet takes 4 turns

>>8723552
lucky
>>
>turn neomail to "open for everyone" since im doing some trades over 2 mill
>have a few trades for like 300-500k
>get like 5 neomails a day asking to go lower or trading HTS items that are worth less
Does this happen to anyone else?
>>
File: GreyDayBannerFor2017.jpg (45KB, 440x200px) Image search: [Google]
GreyDayBannerFor2017.jpg
45KB, 440x200px
It's Grey Day! But....

>No Daily Puzzle Item Prize for Grey Day.
>No free training for Grey pets.
>No new Nesting Negg for the Festival of Neggs because the 1st & 2nd days of most events overlapping so that everyone has a fair chance to do the 1st day's thing....

Gee, what a great Grey Day.... At least we've narrowly avoided it being Friday the 13th for now.
>>
>>8742629
It will hopefully be today's news for the weekend

I say hopefully, because I submitted a grey picture to the art gallery
>>
>>8741073
Yes, this is the plight of selling stuff on Neopets

Resellers everywhere
>>
Battle pet zapped into gold today, looks good

Quest cookie gave me air faerie, boost speed
>>
>>8741073
>>8742847
>Item is currently going for 450k on TP
>Put it up for 400k auto, perfect for any reseller who wants to make a quick 30-50k
>Crickets for a week
>Finally an offer
>10,000np
k
>>
You don't need to have 10 fights against each opposing faction, do you? Just 10 fights total?
>>
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Still about 50 minutes left to GET BLASTED.

Also, it seems like every time I post a Turmaculus alert, it goes ignored. Why is that, /npg/? Is it just my imagination?
>>
>>8744546
It's because you post it literally 5 minutes before the end of the hour, so I never have a chance to try. I've got this thread open 24/7, and I check every new post when it comes out.
>>
>>8744546
>>8744642

Same here Senpai. Snowager is easier because it's a set clock, but Turmaculus can be whenever, if it's posted right before he goes back to sleep, it's pretty difficult to keep up.
Not saying that you're doing a shit job and should stop alerting everyone, but that's probably why you don't get much replies.
>>
>>8744373
Ten total
>>
>>8744978
Cool, thanks anon
>>
>you have a new message from 1337_restockerz
Into the trash it goes.
>>
>>8744546
>>8744642
>>8744740
Also kind of like Count Von Roo, once you get the av, who cares? Turm's not really profitable enough. I already sacrificed a petpet to him.
>>
File: grey_day_bori_by_fluffychic.png (61KB, 460x460px) Image search: [Google]
grey_day_bori_by_fluffychic.png
61KB, 460x460px
>>8742629
it's raining today too
what a great grey day
>>
>Grey day on the same day when Jesus died for our sins
Really makes you think
>>
>>8745629

Assuming you have a spare Neopet, you can just give them an expendable petpet. For example, I have HUNDREDS of Maraquan Grackle Bugs because I win them fighting in the Dome of the Deep every day.
Odds are, really, if you do your Battledome Dailies, you can have a steady supply of expendable petpets.

And while I will admit, Turmy's prizes can be things like 350 NP to Books worth only 1,000 NP or so, one other incentive is training; As it's possible to get another point of Strength from him, I consider it an invaluable opportunity to save on training costs.
Would you rather visit Turmaculus, or spend a few thousand on another Strength Training Course's cost?

>>8744740

Actually, Turmaculus has a fairly consistent schedule, if you know he works.

And luckily, the author of this petpage does know, and in fact, tracks Turmaculus regularly!

http://www.neopets.com/~Brownhownd

For the most part though, aside from during the very end of the month, Turmaculus is usually awake 5 hours past the hour Turmaculus was awake the previous day, with whether he'll be awake during AM or PM being randomized.
Sometimes it's 4 or 6 hours past, also, but this is uncommon & temporary.

For example, yesterday, Turmaculus was awake at 6 AM, NST.
6 AM on a clock plus 5 hours is 11, so Turmaculus will be awake at a random time of either 11 AM, or 11 PM, NST.

If he had been awake at a time like 9 PM, NST or such, next day would be 2 AM or 2 PM, because 5 hours from 9 O'Clock is 2 O'Clock.


The petpage goes into more detail, but point is, Turmaculus actually has a somewhat predictable schedule.
And if you're not sure, you can always just check that page daily.


Oh, and Turmaculus is awake! I actually got a Strength boost from him, too! Yay!!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

Hopefully I'm not too late alerting you all THIS time, /npg/, & good luck!
>>
>>8747235
Although I enjoy strength training my pet, and I admire all those who do, I much prefer to have an aged and matching petpet attached to my pet.

Keep on the alerts, though
>>
File: Cylara_You sure talk a lot.png (81KB, 388x246px) Image search: [Google]
Cylara_You sure talk a lot.png
81KB, 388x246px
>>8747235
>>
Can you set things up so you actually get emailed when you get a neomail, or a TP offer? Cause that would be the tits
>>
8:10

Thanks gooblah
>>
File: gooblah.gif (30KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
gooblah.gif
30KB, 400x400px
14:10

Thanks gooblah
>>
Bust

Fuck you Fed
>>
>submitted a comic
>no response
>submitted art to art gallery
>no response

Rude
>>
skipped
>>
>page 9
>>
File: 1429381249434.png (27KB, 500x555px) Image search: [Google]
1429381249434.png
27KB, 500x555px
>>
>>8756822
What happens if you stick your dick in to a wraith-hole?
>>
>Page 10
>>
Is it safe to use the Place This Bet buttons on the daqtools FCB calculator, or is that asking to get my account frozen?

Also what safety factor do you guys use.
>>
>>8756822
hot
>>
>>8760940
Use it but don't admit to it
>>
Welp. In the interest of getting some sleep, I'm gonna go to bed for now. I set my alarm to wake me up at about 5 minutes before the end of the hour of 4 AM, NST.
Why?
Because today, Turmaculus is scheduled for 4 O'Clock, NST, so he might be awake during the hour of 4 AM, NST!!

Just giving you all warning in advance in case he is awake then, since I may not be here to alert you in time when he does get up. Or at least, not alert you with much time left in his awake hour.

Turmaculus will be HERE, whenever he's awake! http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml


Good luck, all!
>>
File: hcdkCj5.png (843KB, 1798x1891px) Image search: [Google]
hcdkCj5.png
843KB, 1798x1891px
>>8757655
If you cum long into the abyss, the abyss also cums onto you.
>>
Ree stop posting Neopets porn
>>
>>8764296
unf
>>
>>8764296
Does that mean the tail's a penis?
>>
Battle pet zapped tyrannian and faerie quest boosted speed..

Gib stats pls
>>
Snowy is sleeping
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
>>
File: 1466031488110.png (43KB, 500x481px) Image search: [Google]
1466031488110.png
43KB, 500x481px
post neodicks
>>
File: 1438124491496.png (133KB, 517x584px) Image search: [Google]
1438124491496.png
133KB, 517x584px
>>8766780
>>
REEEE STOP POSTING PORN

Tempted to shift some pets from my main so I can kitchen quest my battle pet

Worth it?
>>
>>8766890
do it because they will never fix kitchen quest to properly award to your active pet anyway
>>
>>8766890

I don't post porn that often, & I'm sorry that you're upset about it. But why?
This is a website for adults, & the thread is on a non-Blue board, so NSFW is permitted by the rules.
And while that doesn't mean people HAVE to post NSFW stuff, it doesn't mean they shouldn't, & it's still something to be prepared for.

I feel bad for you, but on /trash/ of all places, one should be prepared to see NSFW content. So why does it upset you so much?


My best guess is that it induces too great a sense of... "childhood violation", for lack of a better phrase than you are willing to tolerate, similar to other rule 34 of stuff. No offense.


Besides, one of the reasons /npg/ moved to /trash/ in the first place -Being too slow for /vg/ aside- is being able to post lewds.


I like this general, & I don't want people leaving, so I hope I can help you.


Oh, & regarding Kitchen Quest, yeah, if you're serious about KQ Training, it may be worth it to transfer your non-battle pets to your side.
At least, until your Battle Pet reaches a level where any more levels would increase training costs & you have to train up your other stats until they're maxed out for that training cost; At that time, it may not be worth it to risk the RNG involved with gaining a level from Kitchen Quest.


Oh also, another thing involving how many pets you have & random levels is that some Scratchcards give levels to a random pet on your account. So you may also wanna consider that.
>>
>>8767807
I'm regards to the porn: my childhood is being violated ;-; I'm only joking about being overly bothered by it. I know it's okay on this board, I'll just skip over those posts.

My pet training: my stats are all over the place. I'm just shy of level 200 but my strength is 700+. All of my codestone training is going into levels, but I want other stats to get some love, too.

And thanks for the scratch card tip, forgot about those.
>>
>>8768913

No problem!

I actually have a little over 200 Terror Trove Scratchcards in my SDB. If you reveal your username, I could sell you some. Like 40 or 50.

Or if you wanna buy em indepently from user shops or just the Kiosk....


But whichever way, Ice Caves Scratchcards tend to be best, at least for gaining levels, because Terror Trove Scratchcards (2nd most common.) are the cheapest level-offering SC.

Also in IC Scratchcards' favor is that:
They're cheaper overall
Their NP rewards are higher
They have more Scratchcards that have more types of NP-rewarding spaces. Ex:

>No type of Deserted Fairground Scratchcards has more than 5 different spaces.
>All IC Scratchcards have 6 different types of spaces.
>No DF Scratchcards ever have more than 2 types of spaces where you're rewarded directly with NP if you match 3 of that space.

Whereas the least & most rare IC Scratchcards have 3 types of NP-rewarding spaces, & all other ICS have at least 2 types of NP-rewarding spaces.

IC are also cheaper at the Kiosk than DF.
So even if you buy directly from Kiosks, the Scratchcards there still tend to have better odds & prices, & it's easier to get ICS that offer levels than DFS.

Main reason DFS sell for so much more in user shops, I assume is better item prizes & jackpot, AFAIK. Possibly fueled by them costing more at the Kiosk.

Here's a guide in case that might help: http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=scratchcards
>>
File: 1406662368670.jpg (122KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
1406662368670.jpg
122KB, 600x600px
>>
What's a fast way to get stats? This cupcake thing is boring
>>
File: 1427397713989.png (2MB, 1353x1208px) Image search: [Google]
1427397713989.png
2MB, 1353x1208px
>>8771242
training is a slow burn, if you're using the training schools and cupcakes you're already doing 80% of what you can for stat growth

If you can get training cookies from the NC store then go for it I guess, cut down on some time. Otherwise you're looking at dailies like Kitchen Quest or Turmaculus. Scratchcards can give levels as mentioned above and I'm fairly certain the Wheel of Excitement can do so as well, not sure if the other wheels can.

There's also the lab ray but that thing usually gives stat points but lowers your level so lab-trained pets usually end up with middling stats, high HP and low level. Makes them difficult to train normally later on.
>>
>>8771342

My pet is already about 1300 HSD, I'm just looking to make him stupidly powerful overall. I would dump NP on stat boosters but they seem hugely inflated.
>>
File: 1433061206561.png (405KB, 511x537px) Image search: [Google]
1433061206561.png
405KB, 511x537px
>>8771389
I think stat boosting is only viable for the ultra-rich. You might have some luck if they decide to release a stat boosting item as an Altador Cup prize this year though? That might drop the cost temporarily.
>>
>>8771342

I didn't know of the Wheel of Excitement giving out stats.
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=wheel_of_excitement

It USED to be able to raise ability levels, but IIRC, ability levels, like Petpet levels, sadly, didn't have a use.

Wheel of Extravagance/Extortion CAN give stat points, though.

>>8771465

As mentioned, Cupcakes, Training School, Kitchen Quest, Turmaculus, & Fortune Cookies are fastest.
With Cookies, I recommend Training ones, if you can afford them.
Training FCs last less time, & usually cost 25 more NC, but they give you more control of your stat gains, & have better optimal stat gains than Faerie Quest Fortune Cookies.
Most stats you could gain from 1 FQFC is 108, if you were somehow lucky & good enough to get & complete 9 Faerie Queen Quests.

Training FCs should be saved for an EXACTLY level 250 pet. But they can still be better.
Supposing a level 250 pet, & 5 days of TFCs, that's 120 hours where your training time can be reduced by 30 to 75%, with the possible numbers between 30 & 75 going up in 5% increments.

Anyway, a level 250 pet can train at both MITS & SNTS at once at the following rates:

>MITS=24 hours per course
>SNTS=4 hours per course

Worst results with a Training Fortune Cookie is 30% reduction every time. So:
>MITS=16 hours, 48 minutes per course
>SNTS=2 hours, 48 minutes per course


Starting with 7,200 minutes of TFC time, & 70% of a Level 250 MITS course is 1008 minutes.... This means you can fit in, optimally, 7 MITS courses (7x1008=7056) plus 1 more if you're prudent.
And at SNTS, you can get 42 courses in in the same amount of time, plus another if you're prudent.

49 stat points with a Training Fortune Cookie, as long as you complete & pay for as many & all your courses as quickly as possible. And that's worst case scenario!

Now compare that to Faerie Quest Fortune Cookie's optimal yield of 108 stat points, & you don't get even to pick which stat points!

Faerie Quest Fortune Cookies a shit.
>>
>>8772014

Also, if you're wondering, optimal training with TFC is something like:

MITS=6 hours per course
SNTS=1 hour per course

Although both of those divided into 120 hours perfectly, we'll assume 1 less course, because we're assuming that you have to take time getting codestones, navigating pages, etc.
Maybe it's possible to get perfect training time, though. MAYBE.

So that's:
>19 (MAYBE 20) MITS courses.
>119 (Maybe 20) SNTS courses.

For an optimal yield of 138 stat points, maybe as high as 140.
Yes the average of the best & worst TFC yields is less than 108, but the top 3 Faerie Quest Rewards, for stats, are:

> #1. 2 level, 5 HP, 5 Strength (12 total)
> #2. 3 HP, 3 STR, 3 DEF (9 total)
> #3. 5 levels

The Soup Faerie can also give you up to 2 in 2 random stats.
But as some Faerie Quests are rarer than others, & you have little to no control over what stats you get, & it may not always be good to increase level, as it could spike up your training costs before you're ready, & involves lots of RNG to get your level back down.

So yeah. FQFC are less NC to buy, less intense, can sometimes get refreshed, can get you Fountain Faerie Rewards....

But compared to actual TFC, their stat yields are shit, largely because of RNG.

Oh, & a level 20 or lower pet has a better optimal yield. 75% every time would mean 30 minute courses.

You could train 19 levels (From level 1), get 40 in STR & DEF, & since MITS lets you train HP to 3 times your level, to 60 & train to 40 AGI, if you wanted, before training costs would go up.

So a below level 20 pet with like, 1 in every stat, could gain nearly 200 stat points & still have time for.... Probably 10 or 20 more!


Sorry about all the training nerdery. But yeah, I hope you can see why this makes TFC better than FQFC for training, at least in theory.

Sorry about the long posts, /npg/.
>>
Oh, & the Wishing Well can get any Rarity 89 or below item, so long as each of your 7 wishes per every 12 hour period or so donate at least 21 NP.
So there are a good few potential stat increasers you can wish for.

So it can help with training.
http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=stat_increasers

But you could also just wish for the most valuable Rarity 89 or below items & then sell those to buy stat increasers, lol.

http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=wishingwell

P.S. get blasted, & now I'm gonna do like the Snowager & go to sleep.

http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

See you at 4 PM, NST, when Turmaculus is almost guaranteed to be awake today, /npg/!!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

(Jeez, I really can talk too much, can't I, /npg/?)
>>
File: tumblr_m7w7jyv3rd1rxn4mto6_400.png (196KB, 327x345px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_m7w7jyv3rd1rxn4mto6_400.png
196KB, 327x345px
>>8772559
that art is 2spooky
>>
>>8772576

>Desert Cybunny porn.
>2Spooky

Okay I can imagine some Desert-themed porn featuring a (Desert) Cybunny being spooky, but how is THAT spooky, anon?
>>
>>8772616
it's not even a cybunny for one
>>
>>8772755

....Oh. Oh shit. I'm a fucking sleepy, forgetful dumbass.
I just realized that's an Ixi in that picture. Not a Cybunny.
Still, how is it spooky, though?
>>
>>8772877
the face is rather uncanny
>>
Don't forget to find your neggs today
Day 2 of negg festival

It's the same prizes as yesterday.. Wtf
>>
>>8773075
wasn't day 1 almost a week ago
>>
TANKED
>>
26:10

Lucky safety....
>>
File: Turmaculus.gif (12KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]
Turmaculus.gif
12KB, 150x150px
Hope you didn't forget about Turmaculus, /npg/!!

http://www.neopets.com/medieval/turmaculus.phtml

If not, & you did forget... Well, I tried to warn you in advance earlier. You still have almost 10 minutes left, though!
>>
>TANKED.COM
So... this is the power of 0 safety... woah...
>>
File: 1436595213126.png (28KB, 374x567px) Image search: [Google]
1436595213126.png
28KB, 374x567px
neopets are cute!
>>
52:10 on garet's suggested bets but not the ones he placed
>>
File: CuteKacheekArt.png (463KB, 500x481px) Image search: [Google]
CuteKacheekArt.png
463KB, 500x481px
>>8776012

CUTE
>>
File: baby_bori_by_thebumblebee01.jpg (272KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
baby_bori_by_thebumblebee01.jpg
272KB, 800x600px
>>8776286
cute cute cute!
>>
>>8777037

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTEEE
>>
Lutari day?
>>
File: thank god it's labeled.jpg (196KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]
thank god it's labeled.jpg
196KB, 900x1200px
>>8779736
>>
File: 51215469_p0_master1200.jpg (642KB, 1200x720px) Image search: [Google]
51215469_p0_master1200.jpg
642KB, 1200x720px
>>8779736
>>
>>8779995
I want to do lewd things to the lutari.
>>
File: 51925540_p5_master1200.jpg (117KB, 358x500px) Image search: [Google]
51925540_p5_master1200.jpg
117KB, 358x500px
>>8780069
lutari island has been sealed off for years
>>
>>8780069

Get in line
>>
File: 51925540_p4_master1200.jpg (116KB, 358x500px) Image search: [Google]
51925540_p4_master1200.jpg
116KB, 358x500px
>>8780069
>>8780116
chat is moving so fast no one will see the xweetok is superior
>>
>>8780206

>the xweetok is superior

I 100% agree with this, but I still want to fug that lutari.
>>
File: 51285857_p0_master1200.jpg (1MB, 1181x1181px) Image search: [Google]
51285857_p0_master1200.jpg
1MB, 1181x1181px
>>
>>8779995
>>8780206
>transparent skirt
2lewd
>>
File: 53491163_p0.jpg (1MB, 1000x700px) Image search: [Google]
53491163_p0.jpg
1MB, 1000x700px
>>8780337
it's okay to wear transparent clothing when your body is transparent as well

I wish this artist drew more, all of their pet designs are pretty nice. I think they dropped out of Neo, though.
>>
File: i wanna fuck that aisha.png (571KB, 800x986px) Image search: [Google]
i wanna fuck that aisha.png
571KB, 800x986px
we posting fuckable pets?
>>
Wait, Neopets is still kicking? Shet, makes me wish I could remember my old password...

Eh, might as well make a new account. Any of you Anons want a referral? Maybe I can actually earn some dosh and get myself that SWOLE mutant Grundo I wanted back then.
>>
>>8781952
I wanna see some E X T R A T H I C C pets man.

Pretty sure Neopets sparked my fetish for thiccness and bellies with that goddamn 'Bloated' thing from feeding. Used to imagine overfeeding my pets until they couldn't do much but sit there and groan while I gave them gentle belly rubs.
>>
>>8784740
>Maybe I can actually earn some dosh and get myself that SWOLE mutant Grundo I wanted back then.
Grundo transmogs aren't that expensive (maybe ~200k). If you're not completely incompetent you can probably make that pretty quickly.
>>
>>8784918
Really? I recall them being a lot more when I played... Anyway, got a referral link bub? Might as well give you the referral for the info.
>>
>>8784740
>>8784918
>>8785012

In case any of you haven't learned how referring works....

http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=
Add your username to the end of that url to make a link that has you as the referrer!
http://www.neopets.com/refer/index.phtml

If you let someone refer you, you get a reward, & the rewards get better the more you do!

http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=neoreferral

Seriously, it's hardly much more effort than most dailies! Just posting a link with your username, if you're not scared of posting your username!
>>
File: KrawkDayNeopetsFrontPageBanner.gif (13KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]
KrawkDayNeopetsFrontPageBanner.gif
13KB, 150x150px
HAPPY KRAWK DAY, /NPG/!!

Sorry about being a little late, /npg/.

Answer today's Daily Puzzle with "From Krawk Petpets" for 260 NP, a Rarity 89 (Just 1 point shy of being a Gourmet Food, sadly.) Food Item currently valued at 890 NP by JN, 1,114 NP by NC, & 1,000 NP by the cheapest shop NC currently lists as selling it!

As a Daily Prize, sell it fast, as you should expect its value to plummet soon!

http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=dailypuzzle
http://www.neopets.com/community/index.phtml


Also, free training for Krawks Level 40 & under all day today HERE!!!: http://www.neopets.com/pirates/academy.phtml?type=courses


Sadly, Krawks have their own means of getting created, & so, aren't available to be created, unlike how Lutari will be on the 19th.

Sadly, new colours & clothes aren't out yet either.
But hey, at least JumpStaff remembered to give us a themed item prize today, eh, right?


Oh, & as some of you may already know, today's Hidden Negg is on Lutari Island, so yeah.
http://www.neopets.com/tropical/index.phtml

Hopefully this means TNT has given it some attention & is considering bringing it back.
Anyway, enjoy the day, /npg/!
>>
>>8785234
Highly doubt it, unless they plan on bringing back the mobile stuff as well.
>>
Super bonus, gained 2 levels
Then my quest was the soup faerie, so I gained another 2 levels

Good day for training
>>
>>8784782
I got a few pudgy pet pics
>>
>>8786010
oh wait they're basically all bori
>>
File: FatCybunnyArtByTelem.png (192KB, 1400x1100px) Image search: [Google]
FatCybunnyArtByTelem.png
192KB, 1400x1100px
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml

Blasting time.

>>8784782

Since you've apparently liked bloated pets, what of something like this? Not anthro, but what do you think?
>>
File: Screenshot_20170416-155506.png (381KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_20170416-155506.png
381KB, 1080x1920px
Upgrade my old battle set
You have a 5 mil budget

Stats:
Level 196
Str 720
Def 420
Health 520
>>
File: fat chia speech.png (49KB, 443x360px) Image search: [Google]
fat chia speech.png
49KB, 443x360px
>>8784782
>>
File: ss+(2017-04-16+at+06.23.14).jpg (28KB, 547x181px) Image search: [Google]
ss+(2017-04-16+at+06.23.14).jpg
28KB, 547x181px
>>8786387
lewd

>>8787017
leaf shield is a nice defense for like 50k I think? hanso charisma charm if you want to spend a bit more but I think it still falls in your budget

for attack items you're looking at stuff that's all 10m+ because the next big step for you are elemental swords and prices just spiral upwards from there
>>
File: tumblr_ooehacAHOY1rg7r7xo1_1280.jpg (220KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ooehacAHOY1rg7r7xo1_1280.jpg
220KB, 600x600px
I was really looking forward to this artist getting round to Bori on his reverse-alphabet Neopets art project.

Artist is jergg on tumblr if anyone wants to check, he's almost done with the list of pets, only 'A' to go.
>>
>lab rat pet turns grey
>get the avatar easy
So can I sell him to avatar collectors or will i get frozen for trying?
>>
>>8788821
selling a pet will get you froze
the pound chat is fully of petty cunts that will report you in seconds
>>
File: tumblr_ooehacAHOY1rg7r7xo3_1280.jpg (208KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ooehacAHOY1rg7r7xo3_1280.jpg
208KB, 600x600px
>>8788821
Selling pets is expressedly forbidden
>>
>>8788940
bori anon how many bori pictures do you have
>>
File: tumblr_ooehacAHOY1rg7r7xo2_1280.jpg (191KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ooehacAHOY1rg7r7xo2_1280.jpg
191KB, 600x600px
>>8788996
158
I just counted for you
>>
>>8788468
How much is freezing potion? And it's 100% yes?
>>
File: tumblr_onvtxt9wXp1rg7r7xo2_1280.jpg (183KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_onvtxt9wXp1rg7r7xo2_1280.jpg
183KB, 600x600px
>>8789287
Freezing potion is 100%, one use per battle. I forgot how much I bought mine for but checking the TP people are asking for between 4 and 5 million for it. There's a couple of other 100% freezers like some helmet that I forget the name of and I think they all run the same price. The main advantange of the freezing potion over other 100% freezers is that it also does a couple icons worth of water damage. Not much of an advantage but every little bit helps.
>>
>>8789340
Seems like that's the most logical upgrade to my set then
>>
I didn't bet today, looked pretty shit
>>
So, Battledome is good money? How should I get started?
>>
File: 1439406652065.png (65KB, 270x378px) Image search: [Google]
1439406652065.png
65KB, 270x378px
>>8792593
The easiest way of farming if you're just interested in quick rewards is using a Cursed Elixir on the S750 Kreludan Defender Robot since the elixir does 20 points of lifesteal damage, oneshotting him and healing off any damage he'll do to your pet on his turn.
I wouldn't call it GOOD money, but it is FREE money and a nice little earner if you get some of the rarer codestones.

If you're interested in training your pet in the longer term, you'll want to use the pirate training school (level 40 and under only, pay with doubloons) or the mystery island training school (pay with codestones which can be awarded from the battledome and a couple other dailies like the tombola, and found randomly).

There's also the cupcake method which is done by adopting a pet whose birthday is today, receiving their birthday stat-boosting cupcake from their pet page, and then dropping them back in the pound. Rinse and repeat once per day for quick and easy stat points. I believe there's a thread on the clraik.com forums where people find and share names of pets in the adoption pound who's birthdays are up.
>>
File: 1445191524955.jpg (34KB, 619x501px) Image search: [Google]
1445191524955.jpg
34KB, 619x501px
shoulda skipped today
>>
bunp
>>
So wait, can you sell or keep the magical neggs, or is it just some dumb shit so they can milk money for cosmetics?
>>
File: 1481299557.kolae_tigery.png (2MB, 981x1110px) Image search: [Google]
1481299557.kolae_tigery.png
2MB, 981x1110px
>>
File: rydeli_by_abovethelimit-d5dx7rp.png (241KB, 694x495px) Image search: [Google]
rydeli_by_abovethelimit-d5dx7rp.png
241KB, 694x495px
>>
>>8792868
So what's the get-rich-quick scheme here if that isn't good money?
>>
>>8801683

It's hard NOT for the Battledome to be good money. The S750 Kreludan Defender Robot is not the ONLY challenger with 20 HP or less (& can thus be one-shot by the 20 HP of unblockable Life Drain DMG the Cursed Elixir does.) but he has a good prize pool, & is an arena with a good prize pool.

That is, his, and the arena's pool are one of the more shallow pools.

http://battlepedia.jellyneo.net/?go=battle_prizes&dome=4

The Neocola Centre, The Dome of the Deep, & The Ugga Dome all have fewer items in their own prize pools. Some come close, but these 3 have the fewest.

This is good because no matter where you fight in the Battledome, Weak Bottled Fairies, Yellow Codestones, & Red Codestones are always possible prizes.

While Weak Bottled Fairies are low value (Old ones are worth more, but useless.) & useful en masse, Codestones are good money.
The cheapest Yellow Codestone is usually around 2,000 NP.
The cheapest Red Codestone is usually around 5,000 NP.
The priciest Yellow Codestone is usually around 15,000 NP.
And the priciest Red Codestone is usually around 35,000 NP.


Considering on most days you can get at least a few Codestones, plus being able to earn 1,500 NP a day through Battling NP Prizes....

It's usually pretty good money to do the Battledome.


If your account is old enough, do Food Club.

Once you have a few hundred thousand NP, you may also want to look into stocks.

Jelly Neo & other sites have guides too, of course.
http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=neopian_stock_market
Most people use the urls in the thread topic for Food Club betting, either by copying Boochi_Target's bets (AKA "Garet") or making their own with NeoDaqs.
>>
Another potential way of earning big NP, other than just selling dailies/events prizes or restocking including using the Wishing Well to wish for high value Rarity 89 or lower items....

http://items.jellyneo.net/search/?min_rarity=1&max_rarity=89&sort=5&sort_dir=desc
http://www.neocodex.us/forum/itemdb/ (Can't link directly to NC search results.)

IIRC, you can wish 7 times every 12 hours, & as long as you pay 21 NP or more each time you wish, you're eligible.
Also IIRC, if text like "xt" isn't in the url after you wish, it means you're out of wishes for that 12 hour period. Or you didn't pay the Well enough & your wish was invalid. Unsure what it indicates, really.

Still, 294 NP a day for 14 chances a day to win a 300K item seems like a good deal to me, even if lots of other people use it; The page itself lists who won recently, when, & what. If you're wondering, the well grants 10 wishes across the whole site per day, even though every user can make 7 every 12 hours.

The Wishing Well's also a good way to get a good Battledome weapon like a Turned Tooth.

Overall, it's pretty low risk (294 NP a "day" means you could lose nearly 1,000 times & as long as you still got a 300K item to sell, you still wouldn't be at a loss, NP wise.) & pretty high reward, I think.

But you don't have to if you don't trust your luck, or don't wanna add more competition for other wishers.
>>
>>8802749
I prefer to avoid luck-based things. RNG from codestones in battledome is fine, but Wishing well and food club/stocks are... eh.
>>
>>8803015

Eh, I understand avoiding Wishing Well, but Food Club is widely agreed to be long term profit, especially if you follow a good better, or can just make your own bets.

Stocks, I understand avoiding, but I don't think it's TOO risky. Just buy 1,000 a day from one Ticker at the lowest share price (15, maybe 16), then sell when it gets to a price you're comfortable with. 30, 45, maybe 60 or more.
As long as you have start-up funds & patience, you can usually profit from stocks, IMHO.


Still, your choice. If anyone else wants to chime in on how to get rich quick, feel free.
>>
>>8803015
>>8803220
It's pretty much impossible to actually lose money in stocks, there is no reason not to be buying 1000 stocks a day unless you are brand new and cant afford it.
>>
>>8803220
Still have a fairly new account, only 30k neopoints. Been trying at the games but HOT DAMN are some of them fucking annoying.
>>
>>8803295
The trick is finding the handful of ones that don't make you want to kill yourself that will give you really easy fast payouts.

And then doing them for as short of a period as possible before you build up a bankroll that lets you do something less awful to make dosh.
>>
>>8803295

How new?

http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=trudys_surprise

Trudy's Surprise can pay for most of your stock purchases & still have NP leftover, as can Battledome Item sales.

Doing your Dailies is also good.
>>
File: vrn.gif (10KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]
vrn.gif
10KB, 200x200px
Ayo chums, Roo is up if you've got your head under a rock and don't use Jellyneo.

http://www.neopets.com/worlds/deadlydice.phtml
>>
>>8792868
Whelp, I worked up 50k for Cursed Elixir.

Of Neovia.

Which isn't a 20HP life drain. Wew there goes my 50k
>>
>>8804509
What's your username, anon?
>>
File: TheSeekersWinApril17th2017.png (1MB, 1244x1006px) Image search: [Google]
TheSeekersWinApril17th2017.png
1MB, 1244x1006px
>>8804509

I feel both ashamed & sad for you, you poor anon. Good luck!

Also, quick reminder, /npg/. Today's Hidden Negg is found here, at the Tyrannian Cave Paintings!: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/painting.phtml

....Oh, and by "found here", I obviously don't mean here at /npg/, & that /npg/ smears nearby walls to make art, of course!
Oh, also, lastly, reminder that I TOLD YOU TO JOIN THE SEEKERS!! (As seen, for example, here: >>8703287 )

Go claim your boon if you joined the Seekers & fought, HERE: http://www.neopets.com/prehistoric/battleground/
....Or if you were like >>8704287 and DIDN'T fight for the Seekers, go there anyway, & claim your compensation prize.


Anyway, whatever you got, be it from Neggs, or the Obelisk Battleground, enjoy the day, /npg/!!
>>
>>8804586
dumbchin

Please come kill me
>>
>>8804644
Please accept my neofriend request.
>>
>>8804669
Swood dood here. Thanks for wasting your money on me!
>>
>>8804689
No problem, I had some particularly good luck with dailies today so I don't mind sharing the wealth. Have fun in the battledome.

Also are you this guy: >>8784740 >>8785012 by any chance?
>>
>>8804705
Nope. But if you're offering to buy me a mutant grundo potion, I will NOT refuse.
>>
>>8804727
Was just curious as I noticed you had a brand new grundo.
>>
DID >>8785012 end up getting the referral so someone could get their referral prize?

Wordy anon here, & I really hope so.
>>
>>8804737
Doesn't look like anyone posted a referral link. Its not like the prizes are really worth much anyway.
>>
>>8804737
That'd be me, and nope. Held off on it waiting for a link but never got one.

Got one for me?
>>
>>8804761

It's >>8804737 anon posting here.

I'd give a referral link, but I'm extremely shy about posting my username, even though I'd get increasingly valuable prizes for referring.

http://www.jellyneo.net/?go=neoreferral

One option of course, is you posting your e-mail address here & then me (or maybe someone else if there are people not paranoid or lazy enough here) using the referral system to send you a referral e-mail.
But I'm still a bit wary, partially out of paranoia.

Also, mind you, you don't really stand to benefit from a referral being involved in your account creation, just whoever gives you the link.

Of course, I'd assume using referrals for side account stuff is against the rules.
Using referrals for making accounts that won't be used is also bad.


Do you already have an account? If not, do you still want a referral, even if it only serves to benefit someone else?
>>
>>8804879
Nope, no account yet. And yes, I want a fuckin referral lol. I realize it only benefits the one referring, but I wanna do something nice for someone.
>>
>>8804911
You'd only be giving them 500 neo points, no one of going to post their user name for that
>>
How do the employees tasked with judging the entries to the neopian times, poetry contest, storytelling competition, etc. get through so many submissions without offing themselves? Like, if the ones they select are the cream of the crop, I can't even imagine how bad the rest of the submissions are.
>>
>>8805012

Well, they don't HAVE to post their username.

The person who would get the referral can just post their e-mail or some other means of privately contacting them.
Then the person who would get the 500 NP sends them a referral e-mail through this: http://www.neopets.com/refer/index.phtml

Not that hard, & not everyone's gonna do horrible things with a username.

Plus, as you do more referrals, you can get more NP, & then higher value items, like Retired Bottled Faeries when you refer.
>>
Snowagers awake
>>
>>8806254
Yes, yes he usually is. It's when he's asleep that we want to visit.
>>
>>8804611
i forgot to fight again
>>
File: 52115728_p0.jpg (74KB, 600x480px) Image search: [Google]
52115728_p0.jpg
74KB, 600x480px
>>
Turmacs asleep
>>
Can you fucks post something
>>
Is it okay if I play Ghoul Catchers on an android emulator?
>>
File: tumblr_ong30yU4fI1sxxgo2o1_400.jpg (60KB, 400x533px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ong30yU4fI1sxxgo2o1_400.jpg
60KB, 400x533px
>>8810094
>>
>get sloth invasion tax
>not enough for a trophy

Why live
>>
>page 9
>>
Snowagers ASLEEP
>>
>>8811406
fast board tonight
>>
>>8810433
every time I see that picture I want that paint brush IRL
>>
>>8812738
you can probably find one on ebay anon, it was a mcdonalds toy
>>
>>8812854
Sometimes I forget just how big Neopets used to be.
>>
FUCK

I FORGET TO VISIT TURMACULUS WHEN IT WAS AWAKE WHILE SNOWAGER WAS ASLEEP, AND I FORGOT TO REMIND YOU GUYS.

FUCK

(I need some sleep....)
>>
>it wouldn't be difficult to make something that's basically neopets except better
>and have it actually work properly instead of the half-broken site neopets is now
>but nobody would ever play it because it doesn't have the nostalgia value of neopets
>neopets is never going to get better

Why is this allowed?
>>
File: 1430966984850.png (1MB, 1465x913px) Image search: [Google]
1430966984850.png
1MB, 1465x913px
>>
>>8813391
It's also hard to hit the right artistic look.
There's like some dragon one that a couple friends of mine went to, but it just looks boring to me.
>>
>>8814476
This is a fair point, but I think even with the right art style you wouldn't actually be able to capture a large enough user base for it to matter.

My favourite part of Neopets is the economy aspect of it, which you can't really get with a smaller community. And you also can't really get anywhere else. I feel like lots of other people feel the same way so you get sort of an issue where people would possibly move to a better alternative if it had the userbase, but nobody wants to move to it because it doesn't already have it.

As an aside, I feel like Neopets' art direction has really gone downhill. All the new stuff seems so plastic and lifeless now, and all the pet designs went to shit with the customization update.
>>
File: zafara.png (82KB, 453x567px) Image search: [Google]
zafara.png
82KB, 453x567px
>>8814604
all biped pets got fucked with the exact same weird pose designed to be holding something awkwardly

The quadruped pets look alright for the most part, if a bit static. The most feasible way to give pets unique stances back and still allow customisation would be using 3d models for everything but that ship has long since sailed and sunk since they never expanded on Keyquest and the general lack of income for the site
>>
File: tumblr_n4fkkbkXKw1twrgvko1_1280.png (738KB, 910x1134px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_n4fkkbkXKw1twrgvko1_1280.png
738KB, 910x1134px
>>
>>8813391
Because we can't have nice things.
Besides the internet as a whole went to shit after the normalfags took over, you just can't have something like Neopets anymore.
>>
>>8814836
reeee
>>
File: tumblr_nbr4n1UNnc1tk4n64o1_1280.png (264KB, 634x740px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nbr4n1UNnc1tk4n64o1_1280.png
264KB, 634x740px
>>8814836
I can't see a reason why a virtual pet site cant survive in today's market though. Cute animals have universal appeal and over the past decade there's been a high level of support for casually played games that only require 15-20 minutes of attention from a player per day. I still feel Neopets could come back if it came under management who actually wanted to revive it. Unfortunately Viacom let it stagnate after a certain point and Jumpstart have been haphazard at best.
>>
>>8815227
Honestly can't blame jumpstart too much. They inherited what I'm sure if an absolutely awful code base held together with feces and bubblegum, on shitty servers with a team nowhere near big enough to actually do the massive amount of work that would be required to fix the broken shit let alone make anything better.

That's not to say it couldn't be done, but honestly you'd either need a huge investment of capital (which would realistically end in the entire game being turned to shit to try to gain wider appeal), or to somehow turn over development to the fan community or something (but even that would be pretty unlikely to be successful unless they actually managed to get a bunch of competent people on board).

Given the circumstances jumpstart honestly isn't doing that bad.
>>
>>8815375
Didn't JS lay off the remainder of the original team? It's no wonder they struggle with the site when they got rid of the people who knew how to run it
>>
>page 9
>>
>page 9
>>
http://www.neopets.com/winter/snowager.phtml
>>
>>8821057
>Blasted
>still no avatar
I hate this game.
>>
File: tumblr_luhecfY89g1qz5g4uo5_1280.jpg (194KB, 600x273px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_luhecfY89g1qz5g4uo5_1280.jpg
194KB, 600x273px
5 posts until new thread
>>
>codestones 4 days in a row from tombola
We're all going to make it.
>>
I'd be at level 200 right now if the coincidence didn't knock a level off me yesterday
>>
File: 1472851486139.png (265KB, 730x786px) Image search: [Google]
1472851486139.png
265KB, 730x786px
>10
>>
Someone make and link to a new thread

I would but I'm on my mobile
>>
>>8824852

>>8824953

Also, now that we're at post #300, this thread will be plummeting all the way down to Infini... Page 10 AND BEYOND!!

So feel free to do whatever in it while it slowly, inevitably dies. Or don't, I guess, since we have a new thread now, I guess, lol.

>>8824953
Thread posts: 300
Thread images: 83


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.