/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #64: Lewd Neets Edition Previous T

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>No MAL!
I am disappoint anon

>>8643391
Look at the one on the right again.

>>8638378
Yeah, I suppose that would work.

Which of the normal-sized satyrs have the biggest bladder, and how much can they hold?

>>8645359
what did he mean by this?

>>8645670
Exactly what it says in the post.
What exactly is not clear?

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>>8646747
On hot summer days satyrs often go full nude. Pony society doesnt really care either way but the humans treat it like the event of the year. A full access pass to get to stare at satyr boob and butts.

Human fathers and mothers hate it. But there is not much they can do.

>>8646787
there has to be some satyrs who either do the wear clothes all the time thing their human parent wants or were instilled with feelings of a nudity taboo. this thing seems like it would be on a sliding scale.

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>>8646854
Most of the Apple Satyrs wear clothes, from an odd mix of parental instilling and also they have noticed wearing clothes out in the fields they dont get as many painful sun burns.

But sneaking away to the lake for a refreshing dip after work is anything goes.

>>8646854
If by "on a sliding scale", you mean increasingly popular and common, then yes. Many do wear clothes all the time, at least when they're at home, just to appease their parents, but over time, as the satyrs grow up and their parents' influence on them decreases, more and more of them will stop bothering with clothes when the climate allows it and when inside, whenever they are primarily hanging with other satyrs, native Equestrians or the younger generation of humans (because realistically, humans would sometimes fuck other humans even after ending up in Equestria) who grew up in Equestria.

>>8647156
increasingly popular and common, sure that's scale compatible, but i imagine that there'd be at least a small amount of satyrs who were successfully raised to extremely embarrassed by all of this nudity. and at least some of those absolutely unwilling to take it off except for "private times".

(which i do find more amusing if they have to interact with satyrs who don't have that issue,)

>>8647273
>i imagine that there'd be at least a small amount of satyrs who were successfully raised to extremely embarrassed by all of this nudity
No doubt, but the majority would adapt to Equestrian culture more so than their parents' archaic Earth culture. Even this would rapidly decline after the first generation.

>>8646787
Is she very subtly dreaming about dicks? Looks like it.

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>>8647273
Candy seems the type to keep her sweater cows under tight wrap.

>>8647316
Satyrs at that age dream of cock and pussy pretty often. Its a dangerous time Anon

>>8647273
Like a satyr wearing a full burka. Her father, Anon Muhammad Jihad, was very strict on the matter.

>>8647299
yeah, though i imagine there will always be that one weird kid that all the others are confused as to why they always wear clothes that they never take off around others.

>>8647373
Not inconceivable. You can bet she'd be a naughty girl and take it off sometimes when he wasn't around though.

>>8647400
Hope she's willing to risk acid to the face for being an immodest harlot.

>>8647156
Almost all satyrs would pretty consistently wear at least shirts for the same reason humans do. Bare skin exposed to sun is unfun, they protect from chill and moisture, and females get a bit more control and support.

>>8647460
I guess in direct sunlight, they'd either wear white shirts or use sunscreen lotion. They'd probably also wear bras when doing sports and stuff like that, but not when just chilling.

>>8647460
Basically this. The variance is probably going to be more if they wear bottoms frequently/around people/in private, since with their fur the utility isn't as significant.

>>8647526
Definitely. Bottoms would pretty much be reserved for very cold weather or special occasions.

>>8647554
Or pockets.

>>8647572
They probably will just wear modified saddlebags as fanny packs for that.

Satyr cock

Satyr pussy

>>8649039
>Satyr cock vs. Drake cock: Would you rather have a zucchini or an eggplant?

>>8649115
>Satyr pussy vs. Griffin pussy: Would you rather have a vice or a tighter vice?

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>>8649220
I vote for satyr boipussy.

>>8649121
As in satyr vs actual dragon, or as in pony satyr vs drake satyr?

>>8649220
I don't think most satyrs would be that tight. Maybe griffon satyrs or other cat-satyrs, but not pony satyrs. They'd be pretty roomy, but with strong vaginal muscles so they could pretty much be as loose or tight as they wanted to be.

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Mal!

>>8649318
Is late to the thread.

>>8649254
Pony satyr vs dragon satyr. They've been formally known as drakes ever since the finngalkin debacle.

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>>8649253
>Satyr boipussy vs Drake boipussy: would you rather soft and plushy or hot and ready?

>>8649318
Is not as good as Nyx

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>>8649469
Drakes, since in my headcanon they'd atleast have something resembling a pussy.

>>8649469
Satyr. I imagine that a warm, fluffy booty pressed against my pelvis would feel better than a scaled one.

>>8649291
What about the Laika?

>>8649737
She'd be tighter than a pony satyr, but not as tight as cat-satyrs.

No idea if dogs have good muscle control in their vaginas. Maybe someone else can fill us in on that?

>>8649620
No, they'd have a cloaca. Both genders. Just like actual reptiles.

>>8649682
Not to mention it's more fun pulling on the tail and it isn't liable to club you when it moves.

>>8649809
Real reptiles have hemipenes though. But I guess those are inside the cloaca?

>>8649840
Not all reptiles have a fucking hemipenes my dude. Only snakes, lizards and worm lizards do.

>>8649829
Drakes would have prehensile tails though. She could use her tail to probe your butthole while you fuck her.

>>8649770
Dogger's main thing is that they're super stretchy and pretty warm.
So while probably pretty snug whatever your size, I've never heard anything about any special muscle control.

>>8649840
Inside the cloaca, yes.
Hemipenises, when present, are usually compensation for a lack of sexual coordination. They just kinda go at it wildly and hope one goes in the right cloacal tubes.

>>8649868
Since when have MLP dragon's tails been prehensile? They've always seemed pretty static to me.

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>>8649809
Nah, cloacas gross me out so they're a no show for me. Besides, dragons don't even look like standard reptiles anatomically and could just be a biological oddity of mish-mashed animal traits. Like the pangolin or the platypus.

>>8649891
I can't remember if they've been shown to use them in the show, but I always imagined dragons and other reptiles having prehensile tails, unlike horses whose tails are made mostly of hairs.

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>>8649940
>>8649891
The show's pretty inconsistent with it, but Spike's been shown to move his tail and all.

>>8649905
But if we start changing what they'd surely have just because it was preferable, pretty soon drakes would have not just distinct holes, but still somehow have hemipenises bigger than horsecocks, above full human stamina, absurd loads that shame horses, and external testicles that make no sense on a scaled creature.
Oh, wait.

They're already, realistically, the warmest ones. And I believe things with a cloacal scale could clamp it to be pretty damn snug. Hot and tight seems good enough for one species.

>>8650080
Personally, I'm just gonna go with the headcanon that male drakes have hemipenes (hidden in a slit when not in use) and female drakes have cloacas, which for all intents and purposes are just a more slit-like vagina without protruding outer lips.

>>8650080
I didn't say all that, just that they don't have cloacas. And most of it could get explained away that dragons are strictly a fantasy creature and thus have no real world analog to compare it to. Not to mention a lot of the art of dragons really just falls under what's aesthetically pleasing to the artist.

>>8650080
That doesn't sound so bad desu

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>>8650461
Fuck forgot pictur

>>8650232
I know. I was making a jab at the people who unironically assign them features that make no sense just to try to make them objectively sexually superior in every way. Every one of these has been given to them at some point, often times with each other.
I forgot the self lubricating assholes, though.

>>8649809
>>8650080
>My headcanon about satyr genitals must be canon!

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>>8650504
I typically have drakes smaller in length and rarely go above 5 inches, but make up for it in girth.

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How old is old enough for your daughter to join her first parental threesome?

>>8650678
Puberty. So 12-13.

>>8650080
>and external testicles that make no sense on a scaled creature.
Because magical creatures HAVE to make sense, right?

>>8651286
Not him, but personally I prefer them to have internal testicles.

The entire reason that mammals have external testicles is because their average internal body temperature is too high and not ideal for healthy sperm production. To work out if a drake would have interior or exterior balls, you first need to ask whether they're endo or ectotherms.

Not that magic creatures obey our world's rules, but whatever.

>>8650504
I always HC self lubing assholes as a way to pass their gem encrusted shit logs and not tear their anus a new sky light. Also I always HC any satyr's sexual ability to have pros and cons. Nobody is OPed sex god. Except Anon

>>8652073
>Nobody is OPed sex god. Except Anon
Even as a hardcore self insertion specialist, I can admit we've got draw backs.

We've got stamina and have some nice size proportionally. But we've also got low seminal output, and a fairly low body temperature.

>>8649620
How kind of Darcy, trying to help Pogo overcome his premature ejaculation problem like that.

>>8652603
Is she going to give him personal endurance training?

>>8651863
If someone has a different headcanon about halfbreed satyrs' sexual organs than you do in this general where everything is variable, then are you always going to go and rub shit info like this in their faces?

>Ctrl+F Mal
>13 results
>only 4 are related to the satyr

Can we have like a longer name or something?

>>8652987
Malnutricia.

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>>8652987
her full name is Malignant.

>>8652987
we could, but most people will probably still just refer to her as just "Mal", thus defeating the purpose of giving her a longer name.

>>8653067
14 years of orgasm denial down, an eternity to go.

>>8652987
>Wanting more of anything that has to do with that Nyx cancer

>>8653206
This.

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>>8653206
ass is ass to me, dude.

>>8653501
You have literally over 200 asses to choose from, all of which can be shaped just the way you like 'em. So why not pick an ass that doesn't belong to pure cancer?

>>8652073
I actually headcanon that their genital slits produce lubrication when they're aroused to push their penises out, so they'd get wet in a sense too. And they could hold their boner in like someone holds in their pee, but doing it for a prolonged amount of time would give them cramps and get pre/lube eveeywhere

>>8653677
Pick a daughteru to take her place as clit torture queen.

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>>8653677
dunno, i like weeb girls, and the rest don;t get much love
pic very unrelated

>>8653708
None. Since clit torture is a stupid fetish. Why not just do what tribal people do and just mutilate their genitals so they won't feel any pleasure from sex at all if you're gonna torture them.

>>8652603

>"Hold it... Hold it... Not yet."
>Speaking just above a whisper, Darcy continued slowly stroking the pink haired boy's throbbing erection while maintaining eye contact.
>Pogo breathed rapidly, biting his lower lip as he felt his heart racing in his chest.
>Try as he might, he could feel his climax rapidly approaching and he no longer had the willpower remaining to fight against it
"I'm sorry... It's no good!"
>Darcy frowned slightly, having expected better from her young companion.
>"Hold it for a little longer."
>Pogo clenched his eyes tightly shut.
" I can't... I'm gonna-"
>Unable to even finish his sentence, he let out a long groan of pleasure and allowed himself fall back against the hay bale behind him as the head of his cock flared to several times its size and his shaft began to pulse.
>Darcy gave a slight sigh of disappointment but continued to massage his twitching member even as it shot forth several think ropes of cum that now lazily dribbled down her knuckles.

>>8653811

>Having failed to last anywhere near as long as she'd instructed, a part of her felt as though it was her right to cease her stimulation entirely and ruin Pogo's orgasm as punishment.
>But no, she was feeling generous.
>Deciding to allow him his fun while at least making him work for it a little, she now stopped stroking his shaft and simply gripped it tightly just below the engorged tip, his cum acting as lubricant as he involuntarily began to thrust upwards with his hips in a desperate attempt to continue the sensation of penetration.
>A few moments passed before at long last Pogo regained his composure, his hips no longer thrusting sporadically and his breathing returning to normal.
>Sitting upright, he looked apologetically at Darcy, who offered a teasing yet compassionate grin.
>"Not even three minutes."
>Ashamed, he hung his head low.
"Sorry."
>Darcy chuckled.
>"Well on the bright side, that was still longer than last week, though I think a lot more practice is needed before you're ready to impress your girlfriend."

FYI, I typed this while jerking it like a safari park chimp, so expect typos.

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>>8653746
Ah, alright.
So you're only interested in screaming at people for liking things you don't like.
You got me, fucker. Here's your final you.

>>8653899
Wow. So hot, that's totally what gets women's panties wet.

>>8653501
Hoo boy.

>>8653899
>Implying you like it
Bet you only pretend to like shit like that to try and annoy others.

>>8654550
Bet you only pretend to hate shit like that to try and annoy others

>>8654611
Don't reply to him. He's just trying to start shit as usual.

>>8654611
Why would you pretend to hate something that has "torture" in the description?

>>8653707
I sub to the idea of genital slits for both male and female drakes. Hot AF in my opinion. But in your HC the a hole is seperate? Also I wonder how deep the male drake penis canal is. Like can you sexually penetrate it and get a good tight fuck out of it? Cutie drakes like Gargle and as this pic showed >>8649905 Muddle would have pretty cute lewd faces when getting dick slit fucked.

>>8653725
That sunshine. Top unf

>>8653830
I gotta stop reading these shorts at work. I'm at full salute here and got like 4 hours to go before I can get home and jerk it myself.

>>8654611
See >>8654903
He's either an asshole or a troll. Not worth your time.

>>8655175
I did see that

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>>8654984
>But in your HC the a hole is seperate?
Yup. The anus is a seperate cavity in my headcanon
>Also I wonder how deep the male drake penis canal is. Like can you sexually penetrate it and get a good tight fuck out of it?
I'd say deep enough to accommodate a drake's penis, but smaller than a vaginal cavity
>Cutie drakes like Gargle and as this pic showed >>8649905 Muddle would have pretty cute lewd faces when getting dick slit fucked.
Agreed

>>8649905
I wanna fuck that drake.

Post your lewd head canons. Naow! Bonus points if it's in prompt form

>>8658894
>Unlike pegasus satyrs and earth pony satrys, unicorn satyrs can experience a full-body orgasm like females.
>High level unicorns (basically Twilight-lite) can modify their penis sizes, load volume, ect.

God Damn shit

>>8661943
Fuck shit stack.

>>8661943
>>8662412
Does satyr have tourettes?

>>8662976
>Weaver
I fucking miss that guy so much.

>tfw Apple Bucking season will never be finished and Ice Pack

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>>8662818
Sapphire and Sugar Chimes do. It's genetic.

They thought Garret did for a while, but he just likes to insult people.

>>8662818
yes, but not the kind that involves any swearing.

>>8663001
I mean he posts on this very board on occasion, Anon.

>>8663187
Yeah but I think he is kind of stepping away from MLP stuff in general. Which I found adorable how he drew those cute ponies. Not sure what fad he is on now, I remember it being FnAF last time I was following him.

>>8658894
>The tongue is one of the primary erogenous zones for drakes and changelings, which is why they might seem to have numerous oral fixations such as aggressive kissing, fellatios, cunnilingus, etc.

>>8663247
He seems to alternate on and off between original content and fandom content. I've seen a lot of Zootopia related things. I see him in ztg here sometimes.

>>8658894
>There's a rumor going around that Princess Selena likes to take cum baths. Incidentally, she summons four satyr boys for a private meeting in her chambers.
>They try to investigate the claims without ticking off the princess.

>>8658894
Eirwen likes when her dad uses her in her sleep, and wants to get a recording crystal to better enjoy the experience.

>>8664214
So she could masturbate to it later?

>>8666698
Of course. Or they could watch it together.

>>8666950
While having sex?

>>8654611
When did you join the Satyr General?

>>8663247
>stepping away from MLP stuff in general
Almost like this thread then.

>>8658894
Ariana loves to rape others with her dick-sized clitoris.

>>8669359
It's not rape if they want it.

>>8669934
Which no-one does because she is a huge freak whose mother doesn't even exist in Equestria.

>>8670057
A huge curvy sexy freak. I'm sure plenty of humans and Equestrian bipeds would find her an absolute bombshell.

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>>8670337
You know a woman's something special when a pregnancy does nothing to diminish her attractiveness.

>>8670455
unf

>>8670337
Yeah, if you enjoy the feeling of throwing sausages down a massive AIDS-infested hallway, because that is how it would be like to fuck her.

>>8670481
Her peehole would be just the right size for a human dick.

>>8670503
You think any of her sisters or Cottonball ever saw her masturbating her urethra and got curious?

>>8670503
Her clitoris would be just the right size for a human anus.

>>8670589
Entirely possible.

>>8670584
They sure did, and got Anon to buy them a set of sounds so they could start stretching their own urethras.

>>8670663
>so they could start stretching their own urethras.
Until they get just big enough for Ariana to fuck and impregnate them.

>>8670702
Hot, but wrong hole.

Kimmy's goal is to get it large enough that Mera can slither inside at her leisure.

>>8670702
>Ariana to fuck and impregnate them
It doesn't work that way, Anon.
They're all females, and you can't get pregnant from urethra fucking. And even if Ariana's clit was big enough to be used as a penis, she still wouldn't be able to cum out of it.

>>8670733
That's gonna take quite a few years of stretching.

>>8670738
Ariana is a transexual.

>>8670814
Nah.

>>8670749
Maybe, but Mera keeps Kimmy from being a quitter.

>>8670820
And why the fuck not?

>>8670915
Because it's stupid

>>8670957
Of ALL the ideas that has been posted here, what exactly is it that makes this particular idea stupid?

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Ignore him.

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>>8671014
>It's only a troll if it's a fetish -I- don't like

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>>8670663

>Swallowing hard, the large goat girl turns and presents.
>All her sisters watch with varying enthusiasm.
>Even little Cottonball, who she'd come to see as a sister.
>Flashes of silver greet the crowd as she reaches up to remove her urethral plug, leaving only her anal toy in place.
"It...it can be hard to start, but, you know, it's actually really fun once you're used to it." she claims, face burning as she spreads the hole for her family's viewing.
>"Can I touch?" She hears a small voice ask?
>The giantess nods.
>"Of course, Firginia."
>The feeling of curious fingers poking, prodding, rubbing her most delicate folds sends lightning up Ariana's spine.
>Without warning, she cums, feminine fluids splattering across her sheets.
"Sorry. It's...really sensitive. That's why dad likes it so much."
>"I want you to show us how to start." Lenora "asks" in her own, gruff way.
>A small wave of embarrassed agreement rolls through the room as Ariana smiles.
"I'd be glad to."

>>8671231
I'm going to guess that you used to hang out in /d/ and /b/ before you found this place.

>>8671231
Unf.
Please continue.

>>8671716
Sorry, I wish I had any real ideas for it. But I don't.

>>8671077
You mean if they mock a fetish they fon't like or have one? Assuming the latter; then pretty kuch this senpai

>>8672262
...Are you an illiterate autist?

>>8672820
Little drunk and impatient; otherwise I'm just on the spectrum. Like you and everyone else here. ESPECIALLY here

>>8673320
Little did he know he was shagging his half-sister.

>>8672990
So you're going to call everyone here who talks about a fetish that -you- don't like a shitposting faggot every single time they create a single post?

How about you do everyone a favor and just fuck off?

>>8673367
And?

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>>8673436
And that's my fetish.

>>8673367
i don't get trying to push that when there is plenty of incest options "built in" already. is it the fact they don't know or something?

>>8673491
>is it the fact they don't know or something?
I guess that makes an interesting extra twist.
They don't know because nobody ever talks about who Petunia's father is. Anon (their father) obviously knows but doesn't want anyone knowing, and Applejack suspects and therefore doesn't want the two of them getting it on, hence all the pony supremacy teachings.

>>8673367
Adoption doesn't count.

>>8673393
Nah, to both. Nah to the "me" calling everyone a shitposter. Just agreed to what the guy said about >"It's only shitposting if it's a fetish I don't" like. And nah to the fucking off. I'm gonna be here a loooon time, and if it pisses bitches like you off, well that's just icing on the cake. Mostly cause your kind doesn't know how to read. Or you don't understand greentext implications. Either way, dumbies like you make the thread fun sometimes. Not all the time, but some.

>>8673671
>insists he's not a troll
>goes out of his way to explain how he finds making people mad to be fun

I remind everyone, once again, to stop responding.
If it seems inflammatory, it probably is.

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>>8673491
I think he's just looking for something he could make incest related. Much like trying to put a square peg into circle hole.

I always figured that out of all the satyrs, Utah is the most "untouchable" when it comes to incest. There is also the fact that Petunia's father abandoned her it seems. Maybe she has trust/abandonment issues.

Shit, if anything, their married life would probably look like something out of Superman Rebirth.

>>8673745
Not people, idiots who don't read. They don't count. Also like how you didn't try to dispute my argument. Good to know you know when to back off

>>8673671
>I'm gonna be here a loooon time, and if it pisses bitches like you off, well that's just icing on the cake
>I'm going to shitpost everytime someone posts a fetish -I- don't like in this thread where everything is a variable
Found the shitposter in this general.

>>8673787
that's really odd considering just how many incest options utah has.

>>8673918
Don't respond.
The hide post button exists for a reason. I suggest you learn to make heavy use of it.

Shipping, shipping, shipping; always with this fucking shipping...

Has shippingfags ruined the Satyr General?

Wew the troll is going all out in both threads. Guess I'll check back later when he goes to pee in his diaper and eat his tendies.

>>8673918
The guy calling fetishes trolling started it. I'm just going along with it.

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>>8673946
Well, I can't really give you an answer for why. It just never worked that way.

>>8674046
Because opinions that are different from yours are nothing but shitposts, right?

>>8674981
Whoa, careful. You might trigger that dude who has a problem with Anon and humans.

>>8671000
Changing the established gender of a satyr to fit into a headcanon

>>8676002
>Transsexual
>Changing the established gender
Not like they are changing the birth gender

Which satyr would you impregnate?

>>8677886
Ariana.

>>8677886
What >>8677947 said desu farmallamagiveerthedong.

Who are your favorite satyrs, /sad/?

>>8680476
Easy
Hope, Dawn, Utah, Pogo, Rory, and Thorn.
They all fill different niche ideas I have for stories and if I could actually get time, could make an interesting team story.

>>8680476
Ivy, Hope, Mudpie, Timber, Mumble, Thorn, Snapshot, Presto, Melody, and Ace. Not in any particular order, Save for Hope. Debatably first or second.

>>8680715
Why Timber?

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>>8681900
Aside from the evidence of Fluttershy being my waifu? Grew up in a household with a lot of sisters. (And one brother, but...) so I enjoy the hc that he gets along with his sisters. Looking back, wish me and mine got along better then. We do now, but still.

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>>8682160

>>8685375
Holy fuck, that is good! /d/ or edit-chan?

>>8685688
/d/ here, taking a break from the purse-owning

>>8685725
You own a purse? ... I am normally not one to judge, but wow; you're kind of a homo.

>>8685802
Well, he likes Timber, so.

>>8685802
He means Persona, you silly filly

>>8685802
am the biggest of homo
>>8685809
i like most, if not all satyrs

>>8685930
And it's estrus too! Poor girl.
Ask uncle 'non for some fug, and the rest of you will be an exhausted mess. Ignore your desires, and your loins will burn like fire.

>>8685873
Yeah, a purse owner. I know how to read, dumby.

>>8685918
On a scale of one to ten, how homo is your homo?

>>8677886
All of them, even the boys.

>>8685375
/r/ nude edit of this

>>8685958
Time to relax in front of the fan and let Uncle Anon do all the hard work. What are best friends for, after all.

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>>8686360

>"This makes no sense, I'm a boy! How could you have got me pregnant?"
"Well I actually have a theory about that. You see, I think I must generate some form of subconscious gestalt psychic field that has the ability to reshape reality around me."
>"What are you talking about?"
"Basically it has the power to make the things that I think will happen actually happen, and they happen the way they do happen because that's the way I think they should happen."
>"You've lost me."
"Like... if you handed me an empty box, but told me it had Lego inside, when I handed it back to you and you opened it, it actually would have Lego inside because that's what I thought was already in there."
>"That's stupid, and it still doesn't explain how I'm pregnant."
"Well actually it does."
>"How?"
"I was blind drunk when I fucked you and I thought you were a girl who I could get pregnant."
>"If you thought I was a girl, why didn't I turn into a girl then?"
"Hmm... Maybe because I also thought you were perfect just they way you were?"

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>>8686625

>>8685958
>>8686589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpZZGWU1eIQ

>>8685930
You just know that she's going to use the neck of that beer bottle as a makeshift dildo once it's finished.

>>8685930

"Dagger!"
>The girl's eyes snapped open at the sound of her uncle's voice calling from elsewhere in the house.
>"What‽"
"If you're going to lounge around in front of the fan all day, at least close your door. You're blowing the stink of sweat and girl musk all through the house!"
>"But-"
"No buts, I can smell your damn pussy all the way in the kitchen!"
>"But it'll be even hotter with the door closed!"
"Tough! I'm sick of having this erection that won't go down!"
>Dagger frowned.
>"Well come up here and maybe we can both help one another out!"
"Nice try, but you know your mother said no fucking when you're in heat!"

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>>8653830
I'm glad I remembered to read this. Pogo x Darcy is patrician tier.

>>8687435
>no fucking when you're in heat
Isn't that exactly the time when fucking is most important to alleviate the discomfort?

>>8688014
Yeah, but Anon's sister knows that both he and Dagger are too lazy to use protection and that satyrs can't easily self abort, so she strictly forbade it. She went as far as to threaten to castrate her brother should she ever even suspect them of disobeying her.

>>8688485
>implying that wouldn't just make it all the more exciting
>implying she didn't just do that because she wants grandkids, and she knew that the surest way to make kids do something is to tell them not to

>>8688903
Sounds dumb

>>8689029
That it does. But this is /sad/, and you know that there are some retards here who will push for shit like that every day.

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Apple cobler? With lots of ice cream?

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>>8690374
What?

>>8690421
Utah and Darcy make a cute couple. I'd love to see some stories with them.

>>8690806
>Cousins make a cute couple
Middle American?

>>8690806
>More incest shipping
Of fucking course... It'd be one thing if you just wanted to see porn of them, but to treat them as an actual couple?

>>8688485
There's always the back door.

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>>8690806
Okay

>>8691206
Not American.

Buns are cute

>>8693548
And inexpensive to feed.

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>>8694070
>"...this is fucking degrading."

>>8694702
And they have to most adorable, ticklish toes.

>>8694702
Wouldn't it make more sense to just give them a head of lettuce?

>>8694702
>Dj is here
Neat

>>8694919
Awesome!

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>>8694845

>>8693548
Buns are for head patting and occasional forehead flicking when they've been naughty.

>>8695078
What about ear-rubbing?

>>8694702
Tell me about bun, why does she wear the feedbag?

>>8695113
Maybe she was a messy eater and kept getting lettuce bits all over the place.

>>8695106
That too.

>>8695020
Remember to eat all the greens on your plate or else you don't get any carrot cake for dessert.

>>8695230
But what if she wants meat? Just a slice of her dad's pork chop or steak,. You don't want her going feral.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA

>>8695352
Then feed her a bit of meat, but beware that it might make her a bit gassy.

>>8695020
Now do one of that milf bun MT did! My boner demands it.

>>8695113
>"Or perhaps she is wondering why you would scold a bun. Before sending her to bed without dessert?"

>>8695020
Lenora might heavily restrict Cottonball's diet, but at least she gives her plenty of what she's allowed.

>>8695020
>You dive your spoon deep into the mountain of mashed potatoes laid on your plate, and scoop up a creamy butter drenched mound.
>Your bun daughteru looks to it longfully as her stomach growls out. The hearty helping of lettuce untouched on her plate.
>As you bring it your mouth you notice her looking.
"Hopscotch, you know WHY you can't have any of my food right?"
>The bun makes no comment but looks down and nods puffing her cheeks in a huff.
>With that you resume eating but keep an eye on her as she begrudgingly peels bits off the cabbage and feeds herself.
>You watch her sulk in her punishment for a few before folding to her stupour cuteness.
>Reaching for the main dish you grab and assortment of meats and fixings and give her the plate.
>Messing with her hair you serve her the plate as she looks to you in unsure of your intentions.
"Don't go eating all the carrots from the neighbors garden ok?"
>You kiss her on the forehead and walk away as she begins greedily gobbling up the food as you go to watch TV.
>Buns are a cute

>>8696821
>the next day the entire house smells like a landfill

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>>8696286

>>8697540
Is that Bon Bon? Nice!

edit anon has returned. give me your requests.

>>8697540
Cool, is it a bun exclusive night or are you going to take any other requests?

>>8698280
i'm not actually DJ, sorry. i just like his art style and attempted to mimic it.

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>>8698256
This please.

I love some nice casual nudity between family.

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>>8698256
A naked Ash?

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>>8698359

>>8698622
He could have stood to be nude too. But still very comfylewd, thank you.

>He never needs to bring drinks, because there's an essentially inexhaustible milk supply right at mouth level.

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>>8698411

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>>8698622
whoops

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i also did this one, for those who aren't into the gore

>>8699233
Nice. Thanks, Edit Anon.

>>8699260
This is good too.

>>8698322
Well you do a really good job man. If you are down for more requests I'd love some satyr art of that bun mom sensually holding her massive tits.

>>8699260
I actually really want to see more of this premise and art. A sexually bullied bun. Is it consensual or is Tonsils a sexual pervert as well as a crazed doctor?

>>8699783
She's performing experiments for the empire to improve bun sexuality. In any way she's able.

Most of the last batch went home living in a state of permanent orgasm.

Which satyrs would be most likely to have a harem? Any prefer one spouse?

>>8700872
As much as I might bant about such, I honestly don't think that most of them would accumulate harems. The drakes aren't likely given relationships are basically anathema to dragons to begin with, and I can't think of any others who'd be in a good position in a normal setting to end up with more than one mare.

Some might be a bit looser than others (Nama, the traps) but I don't see many that would be able to secure such a relationship.

>>8700872
Really don't feel like most Satyrs would realistically be inclined to set up harems. Some might be polyamourus out of a desire to be feel wanted, but even those I feel once they find someone real good for them, they will be more likely to be clingy.

>>8700872
Same as I said in /sat/. Herds are the norm. The boys tend to just go for the fullblood races common to where they are when herd building, the girls tend to go back towards humans when getting herded.

>Melody gives a blowjob to Muddle and comes to find out that drake cum is like trying to guzzle down a hot flow of the funkiest Gogurt from a hose. It takes her a day or two to get the smell out of her carpet and more than a week to get the taste out of her mouth.

>>8703430
That's a weird way of saying she chopped his cock off to have grilled dragon dick.

>>8698256
Requesting nude edit of >>8685375

>>8703865
Why this one? Not exactly any goods on display

>>8704877
It's cute. And you should be able to see the pussy of the bottom one and both their tits.

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I wonder if Radiance's parents would care if it was widely known that he fraternised with the maids.

>>8705931
Probably, if she happened to conceive a child. Same with Dawn visiting Canterlot's red light district and pretending to be a courtesan.

>>8705973

>"Yeah, you like that, don't you bitch! Who's your daddy?"
"You should know, he's on the back of the coins you paid me with."

>>8701107
>Really don't feel like most Satyrs would realistically be inclined to set up harems.
>realistically
Do you think any of the satyrs or ponies or humans would realistically be inclined to do ANY of the weird shit that gets posted here?

>>8706923
>Do you think any of the satyrs or ponies or humans would realistically be inclined to do ANY of the weird shit that gets posted here?
>Humans

Well seeing as we're humans, and we post weird shit here because we feel inclined towards it, I'd say it's entirely possible.

>>8707033
Some feel inclined to execute those who believes in a different religion.

>>8705931
That's why his mother forces him to wear a chastity cage. He's a very pent up, frustrated young man.

>>8707033
Seems quite likely. There's bound to be a few perverts among the humans who ended up in Equestria, and satyrs probably just as likely to be perverted as humans.

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>>8706163

>>8703235
Man, her deadpan face in the second panel is just perfect for keks

>>8703235
Would have been better if the male was a human or a pony or another satyr.

>>8710319
you could have just said it would have been better if the male wasn't gale. though that would make her words not quite match up to what's happening.

>>8710379
>you could have just said it would have been better if the male wasn't gale.
What the fuck would it matter? Point is still the same.

>>8710509
Fewer words, less effort to type and less time required to read.

>>8710509
eh, it's just shorter and more readable that way is all.

>>8710379
>>8710319
Tbh I don't think the joke works as well without it being Gale.

>>8710787
>>8710793
If I were to say "it would have been better if the male wasn't Dickwad", then it would have sounded like I would've preferred it if it was any other satyr and satyr only. But I want any race.

>>8714344
False, THIS is the bump.

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>>8714363
And this is a double bump.

>>8715191
That's a pretty tsundere Flora.

>>8715607
Tsundere? No, she just wants to get this over with to get back to her day... which is basically more books. She is Glimmer 2.0; much like how Moondancer was Twilight 2.0.

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>>8715678
That's an awful lot of winking for just wanting to get it over with.

I just want you to be aware that it's your fault that I now headcanon that she gets off on her dad casually using her while she feigns disinterest as if it's just a chore.

>>8715999
>No wings
Ruined

>>8715999
>postable

>>8716440
As in the standard version exceeds the 4mb size limit.

>>8715999
It's a natural reaction. Yes, she is horny, but she don't give an emotional fug.

>>8715999
>>8716464
Your shit's broke, yo. Trying to open the thumbnail crashes the image; least on my end.

>>8716072
>Everything is viable
Remember horned Unisatyrs?

>>8716511
Huh, how odd.

https://derpibooru.org/982920

>>8716511
I find it weird when the pegasus satyrs have wings but the unicorn satyrs don't have horns.

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>>8716585
same. its cute with horns.

>>8716605
I like horned satyrs too. Shame there's so little art of them.

>>8716605
>is this too incest
No such thing.

And yeah, horned unisatyr can still be qt.
It might be a touch weird to see Hope with a horn, but I could make the change.

>>8715191
Whose point of view is it from? Gale?

>>8716797
(you)rs

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>>8716797
The camera, duh.
>Gale
HA. Ahh, he likes them young.

>>8716835
Drizzle isn't all that much younger than him, is she? A year or two at most I imagine.

>>8716900
That isn't Drizzle... Ohhhh, no, that ain't Drizzle at all.

>>8716819
This is my vote.

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>>8716900

>>8716835
>>8717010
Much triggering.
Nah, Gale's just kind of a piece of shit. I don't acknowledge him as existing.

>>8716913
Nah, >>8716835 isn't. I was thinking about the previous pic with Drizzle and Flora (?).
As amusing as the whole psychopath/rapist Gale thing is, I consider it an alternate headcanon of its own.

maybe we should cut off of this loli?

New thread.

>>8717158
>>8717158
>>8717158

>>8717044
For what purpose?