/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Drown the memes Edition
Last Thread: >>8622586
[NEW RELEASES]
>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
1080p cam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIt0n2WVN_o
With better audio: https://dl.sug.rocks/tmp/lion4.mp4
>Room for Ruby
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!DpAUkaAb!s_v1KG4O29Phex4mrF1RiFuTk8c_YnybRTRyxj5lrRI
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x19.mp4
Dailymotion: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5eh9mg
Marebucks: https://marebucks.com/sun/121
>Issue 2 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
PDF: https://su-g.pw/cqshk
CBZ: https://su-g.pw/gab3t
[NEWS]
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Upcoming art book 'Art and Origins' available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Upcoming graphic novel 'Anti-Gravity' available for pre-order
http://ew.com/books/2017/02/10/steven-universe-anti-gravity/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
>>8632580
Jasper is best gem
come join we're listening to music
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/piun4ipx40sz0zjjeu
>>8632580
sauce?
Jasper as Gaston from the animated 1991 movie Beauty and the Beast? (Not the shitty remake from 2017)
>>8632580
Peridrowned, peridead, RIPeridot
>>8632616
source is /sug/
Who wants to help me TAKE OVER THE WORLD?
>>8632580
I need something for these donuts.
rejoice!
>>8632641
You need better donuts
>>8632637
maybe peridot
>>8632637
>Of course!
who did it better, Bane or Bison?
>>8632698
I'll accept ANY help! As long as they are over the age of 18.
>>8632720
>>8632732
she may look 8yo but she is fucking thousands of years old
>>8632801
At least Rose can fix them, right?
I've forgotten how to exist
>>8632796
PERFECT! I need someone to build a rocket. TO SPACE! To launch the weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION. To canada, of course.
Has music anon been around in a while?
>>8632861
You okay anon? Wanna talk?
>>8632868
but what if she likes canada?
lapiven
>>8632999
cancer
>>8632973
I'm sure she shares my views.
>>8632902
I just want more Peridot.
>>8633023
what if SHE takes over the world and you get nothing?
>>8633029
Alright
Hope you are well anon.
Well I'm off to begin preparation for the weapon. Thank you for your assistance /sug/
>>8633060
Someone post a good fapfic.
>>8633055
BABIES AND DOGS ARE A BUNCH OF CLODS
>>8633060
Is the Autism Array of Giza really that close to being fully prepared?
goodnight you shits
>>8633084
>>8633107
Die in your sleep, you autistic faggot.
Who made my little sister cry?
>>8633115
Did you link to the wrong post?
This gem should be removed from the show.
>>8633107
goodnight
>>8633126
Me.
>>8633132
>Who is Jasper?
Oh wait, she already was.
>>8633128
i dont know anon's taste
i just picked at random
what if lapis did steam punk cosplay
>>8633107
good inght anon!
>>8633159
Fapfic not fappic, as in fap fiction, as in erotic literature.
>>8633206
well its not my fault being a fucking retard is it?
all gems deserve someone who loves them
>>8633225
>>8633246
Except Pearl
>>8633246
But never carnelian FUCK Carnelian
>carny the copy
I haven't seen a good Lapiven rape story in a while.
>>8633300
carnelian already has someone to love, anon
>>8633305
When's the Lapphire rape story?
>>8633331
That's her lame as fuck sister, ship skinny with Jasper if you want gemcest
Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow.
>>8633262
What did you said about me?!
The mathematical form of sin is 0.8414709848079
>>8633421
explain
>>8633421
Do you mean sine? Not that it matters. It still doesn't make sense.
friendly reminder that steven universe is in the same universe as the simpsons
>>8633183
Smoky best gem
>>8632999
Good shit, my dood
>>8633467
Retard
>>8633246
so do you, and all the other folks here.
>>8633467
is marge a pearl
>>8633509
Except jascucks and indexer.
>>8633496
....what is that? Injections? Self harming? Please no
>>8633507
>tfw cute gril in one of my lectures that likes SU but I'm always too nervous to start a conversation with her
>tfw she's talked to me after a class a few times
save me /sug/, the loneliness is overwhelming
>>8633525
INCLUDING Jasperfags. And yes, also Indexer. No exceptions.
>>8633084
It leaves off at the best part REEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10400877/chapters/22967811
>>8633533
if that thing was a joke let me tell you sir it was a shit one
>>8633557
You're on the list with them now too.
Gems should have a fun day on the beach
>>8633564
You're on /trash/sug/ what the fuck did you expect?
>>8633467
Why do you say that?
>>8633548
God, I would love a SU bud. But only a select few people on earth could match my autism about it, I would blow all else away
>>8633548
talk to her and try not to be cringy
>>8633587
This shit gets worse every time I'm forced to look at it.
>>8633593
that is not an excuse to be fucking stupid
Love you /sug/
>>8633665
<3 btw
>>8633421
sin what, 1?
>>8633183
Seashells by the Seashorpheus
>>8633618
I'm pretty autistic but yeah you're probably right
>>8633647
I keep spilling my spaghetti around her when talking about stuff
>>8633679
I hate you
>>8633718
i have a friend that barely watches the show and its annoying to talk about SU with him
im actually jelly
>>8633578
Go ahead.
But tell me, what do you enjoy.
>>8633727
wow dude thats fucking rude
what is wrong with you
are you trying to be edgy or something?
>>8633698
No, sin 1 is 0.017452406437283516416
>>8633618
shit sucks, I always got to tip toe on the subject of SU like im stepping on land mines
>So theres this funny show, I think its called Steven universe
>Oh I love that show!
>Yeah?
>Yeah, its super progressive!
and im out
I'm bored and I want to draw stuff. Requests?
*buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
>>8633857
lapis upskirt
sorry for taking so long I got a little distracted doing this one. But thats all three of them done, I might come back later tonight to take some more coloring requests but for now I need a break.
>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv
>>8633749
I wore my Mr. Universe shirt to one of the exams and we talked about the show for a little bit afterwards. was nice
>>8633857
Draw Guy Fieri taking the diamonds to flavortown
>>8633557
>INCLUDING Jasperfags
Even as a Jasperfag that sounds sketchy but I'll believe it
>>8633421
>~57.2957795130826°
okay that's not it
...damn that number looks familarish
>>8633467
everything is you dunce
>>8633857
garnet "forgetting" to wear pants
>>8633857
20hr Jasper cutiepie
>>8633644
It's not a joke though. It's like saying the Moon is purple without context. There is nothing to it.
>>8633857
Garnet holding a duck
>>8633857
defective (retarded) jasper hanging around zuke
>>8633857
centipeedle groping another gem
>>8633930
i love you homieposter
>>8633857
You get swamped...don't feel obligated to do each one
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/159352442015/who-has-the-best-style
>>8633903
If liking jasper was the only thing about you that made someone reconsider loving you then you would be a very lovable person
>we could continue to be having weekly airings of SU, but nope, hiatus AGAIN
>Lion 4 leaked, but still doesn't have an official airdate yet
>CN would rather do this shit instead
FUCKING CHRIST
>>8634019
That's lew-
Oh wait.
>>8633871
Yep, that's good enough.
>>8634031
I do all of them because I like to.
>>8634035
what did they mean by this?
>>8634061
thanks!
Best ship
>>8634096
>meme gems
Nope
>>8634051
I'm hoping we're getting a bomb soon, and that's why they're holding out on airing any SU
fine dining
>>8634051
>That Saturday and Sunday lineup
My faith in humanity just shriveled a bit more.
>>8634051
what happened to those hour blocks of SU they used to show in the afternoon after Summer of Steven?
>>8634137
Considering its near the end of the season,99% chance they are doing it.even if nothing relevant happens.
>>8634096
Say CHUI instead underage newfag jasperfag
>>8634128
I bet you can't go a day without using the word meme.
It's 4:20
>>8634183
Fun fact i have gone five hole day without saying meme irl and I don't think I've ever said meme on any board on 4chan
>>8634225
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>8634178
said the underage newfag
>>8633659
>>8634225
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's your time zone /sug/?
>>8634159
how long do you usually sleep?
>>8633901
>>8634051
look at all the yellow
>>8634279
EST
best time zone
>>8634266
come on zuke, connie, steven, ruby, amy and peridot are all making the exact same face
>>8634266
Why doesn't garnet just unfuse i mean unless they plan on doing something other than volleyball on the beach
>>8634279
20:25(GMT-3)
>>8634308
8^D
>>8634279
Pacific
>>8634279
East Coast Beast Coast
If you could have a well-made doll of ANY one SU character, what would you choose?
>>8634337
smoky quartz
>>8634337
Navy
>>8634337
lapis or peridot
>>8634337
Lapis or Lion.
>>8634287
ive been alseep longer then ive been awake, let me put this into better words
I have to fight every day to stay up
its like my body hit the sleep button but doesnt let go of it
>>8634294
Thanks!
>>8634337
Rose, easily. She gets some of the more consistently good merch, but a high quality plush would be great.
>>8634337
Sapphire.
>>8634337
Take a guess
>>8634337
Centipeedle
>>8634323
yeah, that face, im growing to hate it
>>8634294
Where's the pineapple?
>>8633953
She has 4 balls because she's a fusion.
>>8634337
Garnet!
>>8634387
8^D
>>8634363
that's peculiar. Have you ever consulted a doc about it?
>>8634394
Kill yourself
>>8634396
look at those beautifull t-rex arms
>>8634279
UTC-5:00
>>8634337
I'm staying out of this.
>>8634312
>You will never see midget alien lesbians fucking on your beach
>>8634344
I guess. Big round body like a pillow
>>8634347
YES. Rubies should be merchandised more
>>8634348
Shit
>>8634356
Both at once would be high tier
>>8634370
She does translate well every time. Her design seems a little more complex than the other gems too
>>8634381
Ok
>>8634382
How old are you?
>>8634398
Her cube would be pleasing in this cushy medium.
>>8634440
Ha!
>>8634279
it's 1:33.
>>8634413
If I kill myself I can't eat all the delicious pineapple pizza
>>8634435
Holy kek why did i laugh so much at this?
>>8633959
I have no idea what that means, but here's Jasper as a pie.
>>8634337
Alexandrite.
>>8634312
But then how would you know she's a fusion made of love?
>>8634337
hollybloo
reminder that bolt lets a pedophile hang out on his discords and share shota porn via direct message
We
>>8634468
That pizza would better with ketchup. You should try it sometime.
>>8633993
>>8634565
Thank you very much
>>8634411
Long story short the doc said my body had 0 Drive
Most peoples bodies are in a light jog or a fast walk, mines going at a slow crawl so I pass out allot
reminder that this is your admin and he feels bad for looking at child porn but that wont stop him from jacking off to it.
Would you still love her even if she had borderline personality disorder and was chronically suicidal?
take a guess at what this is referencing....
>>8634609
i never loved her
>>8634609
>even if
This implies I would love that shit gem to begin with.
>>8634609
ive been dealing with /sug/s bullshit for awhile now so I think im ready and okay with that
What did she mean by this
>>8633528
Fart sounds.
>>8634651
nigga I aint reading all that shit
>>8634651
is she working for another show now?
>>8634651
delet
>>8634609
You just described regular Lapis and I love Lapis.
>>8634691
You love shit
I hope you're all having a great day
>>8634601
well that sucks. No treatment or anything?
>>8634651
>dumb phone poster can't post the full thing
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/159353550439/looking-for-a-room-by-may-5th-heya-everyone-im
>>8634706
begone pearlposter
>>8632868
Cucks ruined Canada.
>>8634659
oh thank god. The spots on steven's arm just looked suspicious and I didn't make the connection
>>8634691
Yeah I don't get all the people with that whole "don't stick your dick in crazy" warning. Fuck that warning. I want Lapis.
>>8634709
>she still works for CN
>>8634746
She actually just goes there and stands outside the doors hoping somebody will let her in.
>>8634651
>Posting this on Tumblr
She's going to get so many creepy replies from crazy fans. Also, what show she working on now?
>>8634721
Yeah, I don't know why he isn't recommending the elbow, that works way better than your arm.
>>8634773
>putting DSLs on gems
Fire whoever made these things.
>>8634773
>>8634709
>her asks are open again
Guys?
>>8634789
Fire your life for having such awful taste.
>>8634760
>tfw she stands outside holding up a boombox playing the SU theme on loop, hoping Sucrose takes Zuke back
>>8634789
holly's lips are perfect and beautiful and i want to touch hers with mine
>>8634708
>No treatment or anything?
maybe, but I dont have the cash
If im heading out into the town I just drink a energy drink, makes me function like a actual human being for a handful of hours or so
>>8634015
>>8634709
I wonder if she is trying to move in for free
Or for some lewds drawings.
>>8634821
>Yelling coming from outside the window of her office
>looks down to see zuke screaming, holding a sign that says 'Whens Lapidot'
>>8634838
Smirked, still smirking
>>8634832
>wanting a gem that's twice your size
>>8634876
>what is a jasperfag
Daily reminder this is as canon as it gets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnW2Ur17r3I
What is Zuke working on now? I hope this one doesn't destroy her mental health.
>>8634895
Seen it.
>>8634867
I love it
>>8634901
A peaceful cartoon. WBB? I doubt she'd want to ship the bears.
>>8634876
>implying being closer to dat ass is a bad thing
>hating on someone just for forwarding their favorite ship
Fuck ya'll. Don't tell me you wouldn't do it also if you had her power. Fuck Sugar.
>>8634019
>>8634876
You're a giant woman.
>>8634835
Oh man. Hope things turn out alright in the end.
That aside, what do you enjoy doing?
>>8634938
She didn't have the power evidently, that's the funny part
>>8634938
hi lauren
after seeing that pic I could not resist
>>8634938
Even if it is the truth?
At best I would just ask Sugar if I could instead of enforcing it, even if it is in just slight tones.
>>8634709
>therapy cat (registered and everything)
If your cat is a licensed therapist, why can't she just pay the rent?
>>8634936
Man, her heels practically shake the floor whenever she takes a step. I'm afraid of what the ass can do. I have better chances with a gem more my size.
>>8634709
What the roommate is horrified upon her arrival, expecting a skinny boy?
>>8635024
because cat --therapy is considered harmful
>>8634913
>Wbb is where cn sends all it's mentally wrecked staff in a attempt to rehabilitate them.
I wonder what Lauren smells like when she's a couple weeks in on a depressive episode and her hygiene is really slipping. I mean, I guess I'd roommate with her she could draw pictures of my waifu and my favorite ship whenever I wanted.
>>8634936
>not being as close as possible
>>8635066
they do? i didnt notice, i thought only jasper did that
>>8635115
What does a gem even need an ass for? It seems quite unnecessary. Also boobs too. Any thiccness, for that matter.
>>8635139
Why WOULDN'T they have an ass?
>>8635115
i dont like posting my own stuff
>>8635139
To comfort the humans in the zoo, I suppose.
>>8635104
>not creating a show in which the staff can get away with all of their degeneracy
we could have had the next ren and stimpy if they put all the mental wrecks into one creative team
>>8635109
I'd have Lauren room with me, and have her draw Jaspidot art instead of pay rent.
>>8634955
thanks but ive had this since birth, and possibly till im six feet under, but im okay with it now
I like running on the treadmill to kick start my heart rate, Watching scary movies and writing
there is a plus side, I have stupid amounts of patience
feels nice to talk about this, thanks for listening
I want to suffocate between garnets thighs.
>>8635109
1 free commission a week.
>>8635191
I want to be under Sapphire's dress for hours.
>>8635191
don't we all.
>>8635174
I'm not sure if I should be intrigued or horrified.
>>8635195
>just 1
Zuke you're breaking my balls here. 1 a week will leave me at critically low levels of Lapidot.
>>8634938
>"I can only write queer characters because I'm queer"
Fuck Zuke
>>8634948
Great job
>>8635215
What if she had to...you know.
>>8635241
I would let her live with me, but only at the cost of writing fanfictions about Lapis and Peridot in heterosexual relationships.
>>8635109
>ywn deeply inhale the smell of Zuke's panties
>>8635176
Over her dead body.
So what did i miss
>>8635244
Would they even be good for each other as an actual couple? I just can't see young and innocent Peridot able to handle the wealth of emotional problems Lapis has even if she wants to and tries her best.
>>8635271
I lost it to this post, not sure why
>>8635267
She doesn't whatever you think she has to.
>>8635269
Do you accept genderbent Lapidot?
>>8635269
>hetero
FUCK OFF
>>8635291
>Peridot
>innocent
>>8635331
Naive, then.
>>8635187
I'm always glad to listen when someone feels like talking. Most anons don't like to talk much, I'm afraid. All I really want is make people feel comfortable.
So if zuke is still working on CN it means that whatever happened,it wasnt enough to get her kicked out
So where we wrong?
>>8635269
>Not drawing them with your male OCs and posting them on her tumblr
>>8635273
I'd make her get a tattoo of Jasper kissing Peridot.
>>8635319
and a heterosexual hello to you too
>>8635353
>if zuke is still working on CN
What? I thought she was still NEETing it up.
>>8635308
That would still be gay.
I meant in two different relationships with other people.
>>8635353
She said she won't be working on future episodes herself.
Maybe she got a job as a gardener in CN
>>8635292
I think it's the pic.
I can imagine Holly drunkenly saying that.
Would Johnny Bravo flirt with gems?
>>8635386
It was a joke that she was the crewniverse's pet hippo, but not she's been employed as the full time pet hippo mascot
>>8635345
I like talking but I avoid blog status as much as possible with some rare exceptions
And thats nice, keeps me at ease that theres still okay anons to talk to, I mainly chat it up with Rose posters when they pop up but this has been refreshing
>>8635291
She seems to be handling Lapis's problems just fine. Peridot's more mature than you give her credit for.
>>8635401
The post it was in response to, the post itself, and the pic. Look at her one bun undone goddammit
>>8635402
Don't post the pic.
Gems should smoke dank kush
>>8635449
Right now, I'm imagining Zuke as a zooman, and Holly sullenly looking into the enclosure because she wants to sniff Zuke's loincloth, but can't do it without getting caught.
>>8635458
I don't have it saved, because I'm talking about gems, not kid diddling.
tfw you want to play vidya but also want to chill in /sug/
>>8635483
Good anon.
He probably would flirt, but would he cuck Greg?
>>8635480
Huh. But if she isn't boarding for SU anymore, what is she doing?
>>8635498
>tfw want to play vidya but it's too hot
FUCK SPRING
>>8635498
So your computer is a desktop and not a laptop?
>>8635498
why not do both anon? its not too hard
Im playing momodora right now and every time I die or theres a long loading scene I see for updates
>>8635522
we dont know.still,/sug/ had theorized based on the tumblr account and all that shit, she left because she couldnt make lapidot canon,and she hated sugar.
But if shes still working on CN it means becky sometimes sees her while going to work
so its weird now
>>8635498
/sug/ is just fucking fun usually, almost sucks
>>8635554
Or, she's, y'know.
LYING?
Also this post could mean she's fired but wants to harass the CN offices.
>>8635445
Understandable. I still kinda enjoy getting a bit personal with anons. And you're a very pleasant guy yourself! Which just confirms my statement which started this conversation. If you ever feel like talking, I'm not particularly hard to spot.
>>8635554
I was under the impression that she was no longer involved in SU at all. But is it even possible for another show to just pick her up? That seems like an odd business practice. Could she have simply gotten "demoted"?
>>8635506
Who knows, Johnny doesn't have a good track record with ladies.
>>8635498
Play a turn based game.
>>8635593
>she eggs the office
>"these are the eggs Lapis never got to lay because YOU WOULDNT LET PERIDOT GET HER EGGNANT!"
>>8635587
You can easily play vidya especially if it's a laptop.
When there's down time or something you can quickly check /sug/
>>8635594
>>8635498
>tfw spend all day on sug
>tfw don't know what human contact is like
>>8635458
What pic?
Becky is love.
Becky is life.
.ykceB liah llA
>>8635625
Color anons are getting real good...
>>8635593
shes not lying.hate her all you want but she wouldnt make that post if she didnt seriously need a roomate.
also if she harassed the CN offices her roomate could tell us about it.
quick,someone from /sug/, get her to share your apartment.WE COULD GET TO KNOW EVERYTHING
>>8635623
>>8635619
good idea ima play cs:go , who wants to play ds3 anyway
>>8635633
now that i think about it i've been here for almost 12 hours
>>8635649
The only reason i assume this is because i thought she was dating Tang.
>>8634709
Nobody in their right mind would want to live with this intolerable lard ball.
If she can't put out some good puss she won't live in someone's house for long.
>>8635674
>12 hours
What the fuck man
>>8635685
I would live with her.
>>8635695
well my family thinks i have autism and i woke up early today
plus i was on youtube and /sug/ at the same time
>>8635674
I'm constantly on it
When I'm not at my computer I shitpost with clover. I keep a 1GB folder of sug shit on my phone too
>>8635707
I would live in her.
>>8635721
i would livestream in her
>>8635707
She's going to put her peridildo in your chocolate starfish when you sleep.
dont lie to yourself /sug/.you would be zukes roomate at least for as long as you need to find out what happened between her and becky and share it on here.
>>8635647
thank you I try
>>8635597
Thanks anon, youre a pretty pleasant person to talk to too, I'll keep a eye out for you if I ever feel like a nice quick chat
>>8635734
I've had worse.
>>8635734
>get a new friend
>free commissions
>learn the secrets of the SUniverse
>get exotic sexual endeavors
>slightly smelly maybe a little kooky
>all you have to do is provide housing
>>8635750
Not gonna lie, I would be her roommate as long as she have me free access to her cat at all times.
I fucking love cats
>>8635769
Honestly the SU secrets alone would be worth getting peridicked in the ass.
>>8635649
But then you'd have to live with Zuke and I don't wish that on anyone here, not even jascucks.
Living with someone like Zuke disgusts me. Like what if you're trying to sleep and she's masturbating?
>>8635817
Then you politely start fapping back.
>>8635817
As long as it's not in the same room I'm okay with that.
Is Zuke a Jukebox?
>>8635835
Yeah but what if you catch eyes while you're doing this?
>>8635842
More of a Jukesphere
>>8632580
i love you milky quartz (said like "I love you Tiger millionaire")
>>8635750
>zukes roomate
I have one really big gripe about everybody I meet, if you smell, I'll leave on sight. and im sure she smells bad
yo Indexer, if you're around and feeling like answering this question. You seem to go to sleep around the same time as I have recently, which is like 3-4 AM your time. When do you have to get up?
>>8635817
>implying you wouldnt jerk off loudly
>>8635817
That wouldn't really be a problem unless we're sleeping in the same bed, and that would be a problem in and of itself.
>>8635877
He lives in Italy.
>>8633793
not that 1, the other 1
>>8635750
>No other pets
Nope, not a chance.
>>8635819
She already told us the secrets of season 5, and even some of season 6.
>>8635915
Retard
>>8635915
Will the ******ING happen in S5 or S6?
Huh. /qa/ is dead
>>8635931
yes
>>8635915
>believing that zuke anon
right
>>8635899
I want to eat out Indexer's pussy blood
>>8635899
We're in the same time zone.
>>8635982
Nice. Japser is looking sharp.
>>8635982
a-are they asking me to bang???
>>8635982
I'd like to bang.
I hope every Pearlfag knows that she would look like this in real life. If you like Pearl you disgust me.
>>8635899
It seems that was a VPN. He told once it was on the west coast timezone
>>8636028
>Not posting the actual pearl cosplayer, nose included and all
for shame
>>8636028
Fuck hips. Fuck ass. Fuck tits. Fuck thicc. Fuck DSLs.
I like my gems thin.
>>8636028
Thank ms skeltal
>>8636095
>I'm gay
Thanks for sharing.
post gem butt
>>8636118
I'm as straight as they come. I just have immaculate taste.
>>8636161
>>8635996
>more
WHERE IS MORE
>>8636173
Pearl is also as straight as they come: 0 curvature
Kill yourselves you shitty cucks.
>>8636161
As long as it gets fingered by BD.
Who here is a degenerate
Any kind is welcome
>>8636186
very nice
>>8636173
Whatever you have to tell yourself, faglord.
>>8636161
>>8633084
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11520771/19/Lemony-Fresh-SU-One-Shots
>>8636226
me
>>8636216
No way, SU helps Jack look even better.
what clothing color would look good on peridot?
>>8636212
http://riu-sen.tumblr.com/tagged/tiny%20floating%20whale
tw lapidot though
>>8634051
TTGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8636216
I hope jack gets to fuck ashi tonight. It would be sad if he died a virgin
>>8636269
Whatever the color of Sapphire's cum is.
>>8636269
Green.
>>8636269
purple
>>8634609
sure why not
>>8636216
you're awfully late. be sure to come a few hours earlier tomorrow so we can talk about SJ.
>>8634709
>she still works on SU but simply promoted/demoted herself to writer/revisionist
>>8636483
>writer
oh god
>>8636483
don't be such a drama queen. After all,
what
could possibly
go
WRONG?
>>8636269
a noose
>>8636568
Tan?
*hic*
>>8636522
that one secret blog was all one big juke
lapidot is now canon
>>8636591
zuke?
>>8636591
You really let yourself go
>>8632999
canon
>>8636592
I can't wait for the scene where Peridot fucks Lapis with her peridick.
What do you eat for breakfast /sug/? If you dont eat breakfast, why not?
>>8636624
That Connie has excellent taste in video games?
>>8636650
Butter and toast, scrambled eggs, bacon, and hashbrown all with jelly and ketchup.
>tfw binge eating
>>8636650
Did Jasper turn into a pterosaur?
>>8636592
if shes still working at CN(assuming she is) then the meltdown we thought happen didnt.
Shit i was sure of it too
Goodnight folks
>>8636650
I don't because I usually wake up around 10 or 11
>>8633548
She's not worth your time if she doesn't recognize Jasper as best gem
>>8636650
I got work at 4am in the morning, and get off at 11am so making a nice breakfast is rare
But when I do I eat cinnamon toast with bacon
and coffee
>>8636741
goodnight
Homeworld has attacked Earth! But the Crucible is in place. There is still time.
Destroy
Control
Synthesis
>>8634691
>>8634735
crazy bitches are so cute
>>8636876
What happens if I choose Control or Synthesis?
DO I become a Diamond?
Does everyone become a gem halfbreed?
>>8635554
Rebecca hasn't liked any of Zukes tumblr posts since she left/got fired
>>8636881
They'll also say you raped them, if they know where they live they'll do a bunch more fucked up shit. And since they are usually females no one in the justice system will give a shit.
>>8636881
Yeah and once you fix her you'll have literally the best waifu of the whole show.
>>8636216
Link to new Samurai Jack episode when?
>>8636907
Yeah sure. Bioware wasn't very clear about it. You become a diamond or everyone becomes a Steven hybrid.
>>8636918
they might have departed in bad terms but we where thinking zuke acted like a retard and had a breakdown that got her fired over lapidot.maybe it was over something else
>>8636876
Are the 26 stolen planets still in alignment?
>>8636928
>Fixing Lapis
I love my waifu as she is.
>>8634279
9:50
>>8636970
What would Rebecca have done to make Zuke call her an abusive narcissist?
>>8637057
You love shit.
>>8636970
>we where thinking zuke acted like a retard and had a breakdown
The whole point of the poopingpenis blog was to vent and stop something stupid like that from happening. The fact it got deleted the same time matt nuked his twitter might mean someone on the show found out about it after people posted it on reddit/youtube.
>>8636921
so cute~
>>8636928
she's always right there's no need to fix
>>8637082
>You love shit.
I thought that was jaspers thing
>>8637082
why is she shit?
>>8637064
i wonder how much sugar yells at and beats her crew everyday
>>8636914
comfy is spot on
4am is hell on earth but when I get a call that I dont need to come in, 5am breakfast on a day off is the best its ever been
>>8637082
get it right fucking tard
>>8637132
sometimes i wake up at 4am to watch vinesauce or to relax
>>8637147
Seek mental help.
>>8637132
I cant wake up early like that without a reason hence waking up at 12 in the afternoon. Do you work in a warehouse?
>>8637064
who knows.all we know is that whatever happened,it wasnt bad enough for her to be fired from CN for good
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL [spoiler]of Steven[/spoiler]
>>8637105
Because she is a badly written and boring wooby archetype of a cartoon character with a generic design and is worst gem
>>8634709
Wait
What happened with tang? wasnt zuke staying with her
>>8637209
You must provide 9999 Donuts to end this fusion.
>>8637241
How about one destabiliser?
>>8636483
I really doubt she still works on SU, she probably works for a different department now
>>8637273
Nah, something consumable.
I'll just be putting that back where the sender wouldn't want it.
>>8637237
People thought she said she was living with Tang on her private Tumblr blog but the post they were referring to was just a Peridot quote in the tags on a reblog of Tangs art
>>8632616
No, milk
>>8637283
I assume it's one of those new shows or maybe something like ppg
>>8637174
you first
>>8637283
She already confirmed that she wasn't working on Su anymore on her official blog
>>8635539
Sorry it took so long.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
sorry excuse m-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
s-sorr-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>8637327
>>8637354
I already did. You need it REAL bad though.
>>8634337
Someone actually got a Kevin doll made
I admire that person
>>8637279
Sounds like a nice gig. Does it pay well and do you get free baked goods
>>8637365
I got my keks, and my keepsake. Thankyou, Sult
>>8637374
*SQUELCH!*
There, I've shoved a cork up where the sun doesn't shine.
You're paying for the wine, by the way.
How is everyone today? Did you all have wonderful Saturdays?
>>8637363
Oh ya I forgot about that.
And yet she still works at CN? hmm I guess she could be working on one of the new shows coming out
>>8637431
Just got a membership to the Y. It's been years since I last really worked out as a regiment. Gonna start a weight lifting sheet and everything.
>>8637365
Izzat the target cashier?
>>8637431
there isnt too much content to watch and im kind of bored
but being in /sug/ is kind of relaxing sometimes
how about you , did you had a wonderful saturday?
>>8637426
Get the hell out before I fucking laser you with alien eyes.
>>8637395
look at mr moneybags over here
>>8637463
I'm surprised you remember her.
>>8637431
I went and delivered pizza at a concert and stayed there for an hour while drinking free beer and when I got back to the shop my GM presented me with a giant pizza he topped with BBQ from the amazing BBQ retaurant down the street and we all are the fuck out of it.
>>8637412
Yup, cookies, strawberry bagels and if im lucky some M&Ms
The job isnt hard, whats tough is being the only young person working there
surrounded by a bunch of broken 50 year olds who all stress all the time. thank god I can listen to music
>>8637509
I don't know what your implying but I'll have you know I'm middle class.
>>8637431
I'm doing okay. Yeah, my Saturday was alright. How about you?
>>8637493
*stabs*
*poofs*
That was easy.
>>8637512
I'm surprised too.
>>8637531
Damn what are the requirements for something like that?
>>8637365
im sickened but amused
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
NEW THREAD PLEASE
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
I CAN'T HOLD IT
PLOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHEREHS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>8637374
God damn it, who let the Reapers out of dark space?
NEW
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT
THREAD
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>8637599
>implying you didn't miss
Cute
>>8637702
Shit art and why is she drowning herself
>>8637431
Saturday was nice and relaxing, looking forward to the next SJ in a bit.
>>8637659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHoubZNXeVI
>>8637678
it was a hologram
>>8636591
>>8637676
Page ten or image limit, retard.
>>8637734
And it could fight better than you.
>>8637740
we are in page 9 tho
how long does it take to reach 10?
>>8637710
Suicide attempt, she forgot she can't drown.
>>8637824
Didn't someone upload that comic a couple threads ago.
>>8637643
>requirements
none, I went in not knowing shit about anything, read the paper for how to make said baking item and get to work, tough the first month, then walk into and out of work while asleep, just becomes rinse and repeat.
the only down grade is the flour man, I walk out of work looking like that kid in The Sandlot who was next to the exploded vacuum cleaner
>>8637750
Ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.
>>8637849
I don't think so.
>>8634709
so now everyone can shut up about the assumption that she's without a job.
She might even still work in SU, but like Colin left due to the deadlines and stress of a storyboard artist. Colin said the work was creatively restrictive.
>>8637926
>>8637926
Sapphy is a fucking champ, man
>>8637936
>>8637926
>>8637824
>Lapis drowned a small animal
>>8637886
That blaster is clearly not built for short ranged combat, anon. This however, is.
>>8637926
Lapis and Peridot get drank really easy. They only had one drink each and they already look they're going fuck on the grass.
>>8637926
Fuck, look at Sapphy hit that bottle!
>10 minutes later, Sapphy and Ruby run off into the bushes to make out
>They get started
>Sapphy suddenly projectile-vomits into Ruby's face for 15 seconds, then passes out
>>8637926
Is Jasper gonna drink that whole keg?
>>8638011
Yay, my own camouflaged gun.
Thanks.
>>8638011
hm?
>>8638083
It's all for Sapphire.
>>8638083
Nothing else is strong enough for her.
>>8638096
>>8638102
>>8638111
Jasper would take one sip of boxed wine from the convenience store and pass out.
>Steven gets dared to kiss your favourite gem.
>He feels embarrassed to do it but wont be called chicken
>He runs up and kisses your favourite gem.
>How do they react?
>>8638170
Steven reacts because pearls nose punctures his eye.
>>8638170
She licks his face and barks.
>>8637999
they needed fertilizer, who cares about an ugly animal
>>8638143
I want to fan Jasper with an elephant palm
>>8638143
>All talk at partys
>One and done, passes out in the middle
>No one can move her
>>8637456
Awesome, anon! I hope that goes well for you!
>>8637465
>>8637560
I made fried rice, played some games and talked to friends. It was overall pretty pleasant!
>>8637528
That sounds amazing, anon. You should thank him or her afterwards!
>>8637718
SJ?
>>8638170
Steven freezes and wakes up craving donuts for some reason.
>>8638170
She sits there for a moment, stunned. Then, she blushes intensely, turns into a giggling idiot, and keeps petting Steven's hair to the point where it begins to creep him out.
>>8638137
Nigga....
>Hold still Steven ill be gentle as possible.
>Just close your eyes and accept my love.
>>8638272
If you think your tinfoil hat can deflect this bullet your about to find out otherwise.
>>8638293
I can't hear her saying this in my head
>>8638337
That's because it's ooc.
>>8638357
I need to turn up the volume
>>8638263
>Steven did the bet and kissed Lapis but ever since Lapis has been acting super weird.
>Everytime Lapis looks at him she has a shiny glint in her eyes.
>Lapis keeps inappropriately touching him like petting his soft brown hair or hugging him for way too long.
>Even worse Steven thinks Lapis is watching him and he thinks she comes visit him in the night and pets him more.
What is Steven to do?
>>8638403
Get Garnet to step in.
Or just make it worse as all blue gems are prone to slutiness.
>>8638377
Actually it's .50
>>8638170
She eats him.
>>8638327
Put it down before I blow you of the face of the earth.
>>8638357
If anything Steven would rape her.
>>8638448
Go ahead and shoot. Go on, do it.
Do you think Lapis ever dreams about killing Steven and bathing in his blood? I bet this is her ultimate turn on.
>>8638468
>Implying he would need to
Lapis would do anything for Steven
>>8638504
I thought you were dead. Did my wish not come true?
>>8638504
I feel like people take Lapis's feelings for Steven to an edgy extreme.
She would absolutely rape him, but she loves him too much to kill him.
>>8638496
Righto.
https://youtu.be/fTqxFIpc1j4?t=1m3s
What if the Cluster is like the gem equivalent of the Death Star?
>>8638468
I wonder how Lapis would react to being raped by the gem she cares most about.
Would she be angry and hurt him?
Also what would happen if Peridot raped her?
You saw nothing /sug/, nothing at all.
>>8638550
Classic classic /sug/, I've missed these
>>8638542
Hate to "drop the bomb" but I have bigger fish to fry.
>>8638567
How are you doing? Oh wait, I know.
>>8638550
She would just to block it out and pretend it never happened, but there be that one little part of her reminding her and making her feel dirty.
Steven now gets raped in the last episode of SU you watched. How does this happen?
>>8638579
>>8638603
Too late nigga.
Now, I have to find your mother and stop her.